EUGEHE CUT GUARD.
EUGENE CITT, OREGON.
htrt jhMlW-MUl I UMMt.
When jou asked for my bund, and I answered
you "yes!"
I certainly loved you thou.
For I thought you all that a husband should be,
And better tlmn mmt of the men;
But alnoe you have uttered aoma notions ol
your
On the wife you export to obtain,
I bare a half doubt If we're suited for mates
Yon should marry my grand-aunt Jane.
Yon aay that a woman ihould gentleness be,
With a timid and downcast eyo,
And govern her temper and bridle her tongue,
Howevur much trouble may try.
But I'm gentle alone when they're gontle with
me,
I poulc with an uttnrunoe plain,
And I look a man square in the face when I
speak
You should murry my grand-aunt June.
Yon say that woman should close up nor ears
To the gossp that travels around,
And always rumuln with her dutlut at home,
Whure a wife should fimivor be found.
But whan visitors ehiitUir I lot them talk on,
While my thoughts In my mind 1 retain,
And I like the front air now and then for a
change
Yon should marry my grand-aunt Jane.
Ere was tuken from Adam, you say oh, yesl
From a rib she wus fusliloneil complete ;
Hut you II please to romombur she cumo from
bis side.
And not from his hood nor his feet.
And though in the limit mutrlmoulul state
As absolute monurch you'd reign,
I fear my ruln-lllon might ruin the realm
You should murry my grund aunt June.
My kinswoman now Is past fifty, they say;
And never a potulunt word
Has ever escaped from her Innocent mouth,
And slander sho never bus heurd;
While sho never goes gadding away from her
homo;
And the cause of ber goodness Is plnln
She was deuf. she Vus dumb, sho wus luine
from her birth
You should murry my grund-uunt June.
If yon seek not a slave, nor a toy, but a wife,
With a heart thut Is loyal und true',
Who will bring you affection as warm as your
own,
And the honor she knows Is your due,
I am yours to the end, be It hitter or sweet,
A sharer In pleasure or p iln ;
But if other your views about marriage, why,
then.
Yon should marry my grand-aunt Juno.'
Thomat Dunn ICmjllih, in X Y. ltdffr.
VIA THE TELEPHONE.
Why a Cool Burglar Fallod ia HIa
Soheme,
Mr. Brndley wiM ntnmling not more
than a foot from tlio telepliono when It
began rlnpnjr. IiiHtiintly ndyliijr tho
instrument to IiIh cur, and enllii)r
"Hello," ho heard Homo oiiu'a voice
faintly niiHwnr buck:
"Hullo! In that Mr. Bradley?" '
"Yen," ho replied. "Wlm mo you?"
"I It Mr. Henry A. Ilradloy, of
Colton 1I1U?"
"Yes, sir, tli lit In my nnmo ami resi
dence. Who aio youP"
"You niiwt not bo fnirprlnod, Mr.
Bradley, but I am a burglur In your
houn on Colton Hill,"
"What on the living earth do you
moanP"
'Just whnt I any a burglar In your
hotisivon Colton Hill, and talking with
you horo at tho telephone. You arc
iiccOKHarlly excited by this Information,
but try to etmiposo yonrsolf," tho
(jtieitking voice went on. ,
"droiit HcuyciihI fowio.e myself!
You infiunoiiH scoundrel, wlut aroyou
tloinir in my house? '
"Precisely what I have 8ald, Mr.
Bradley. I am professional burglar
I really hope you will tako this
quietly. It will bo to your advantage,
you know; 1 will show you that."
"I ahull tako It quietly, you poor
lnner, by atarting a Hqtmd of polleo up
the hill after you in loss thun ten min
ute, Sivy Jour pray era for strong leg,
lor you will need them more than you
ever did before."
You run not do It, air. Listen to
mn, and I will ahow you tlint I know
all about tho sit nation. lit the Hist
ylacc, your house is tho only one on
this hill, eeept Mt Boyd's, tmntedi
ntely across tho street, and he away
in the country for tho summer. In the
ceond plaee, the nearest Inlmlilted
house Is luilf a mile distant, at the foot
of tho hill, and the nearest telephone,
I'xeept the one In your neighbor
Boyd a, U at Winchester, live miles off.
Now I know you might ring up the
Winchester telephone, but it Is a long
way off, and besides, there no spiud
of policemen there, I shot not won
tier if tho tow n' single guardian were
asleep somewhere in a corner. Don't
you aeo thut I know all about the
place, and Unit you hud better bo per
uaded to take It quietly P"
'What lit the deuce do you want,
anyhow?" queried Mr. Bradley, Ignor
ing the question with which the burg
lar had ended.
"For one matter, to assure you that I
m perfectly well po-tcdiuall jour
affairs, which will take but a few
words. You are by present occupu
rn. Mr. Bradley, treasurer of the
Konoutituk Woolen mills"
"That'a correct enough."
"And the 30th of every month you
go out to the mills with ten thousand,
dollar In greenbacks done up in a
bundle, like groceries, for pay-tluv."
"Yen; we pay our employe month
ly." "Yon need not be at the trouble of
answering; 1 will s riht through
with the facts of the case. As I guv,
the SOlh of every month von go out to
the mills. Well, the Soili came Yester
day; but you miswd the l,,,Woll fX.
lnvits, which yon usually take, and you
had to xitone your trip until LmLiy.
(So you look the local train instead, ard
you came out to Coittm Hill, bringing
the money home withj oti. Then in
the evening. heu titling at supper,
jou told your wife that vou disliked
earrjing tho greonhatkn no much
about, and tliat you would leavo thorn
In the house until this afternoon, when
yon would call for them on the way to
the nulla. Have I beon correct?
"Possibly, but I must toll you that
money Is not there. It will be a great
disappointment to you, but I brought
it Into the olllce this morning."
"Well, well, I will try to bear It
But listen to the rest of my title. After
supper you appoarod to hide those
greenbacks in some place up-stairs, and
this morning, for some reason, wher
you started for Boston with your wife,
you did not hnve the bundle which you
brought home with vou yesterday.
How am I to understand thut?"
"By the uso of j'our reasoning fac
ulty. There are many way of carry
ing money."
"My reasoning faculty is Just what
troubles me; the more I reason, the
more I am convinced that tho money Is
her in this house. Of course, you will
never ltd 11 1 it it without some induce
ment, and I therefore have a plan to
propose for tho adjustment of this
whole matter on a basis of mutual
benefit, I moan. I will now state it
My name is Smith, by-tlio-wuy."
"Very well, Mr. Smith. I can not
say that I nm glad to inako your ac
quaintance I must say that our pres
ent relations seem very unconven
tional." "Unconventional, Mr. Bradlev, ves,
but not without its con vtnionees. Just
see. Though a burglar in this house, I
am able, by means of the latest refine
ment of civilized invention, to con
verse with the very owner himself, who
knows all its nooks und corners. And
you also, the owner, are present ut an
occurrence of great Importance to
yourself, Instead of remaining igno
rant until all is over, as usually hap
pens.
'Oh, well, If j'ou talk In that way.
Pray how and when did you enter i:iy
house, Mr. Smith, and how am I to
know thut you are, In fact, talking
with mo from thero, and not from some
some other point on the line P''
"I entered at the rear kitchen window
as soon as I saw you und Mrs. Bradley
start down tho hill. You can cusily
mako sure of my presence hero by
asking 1110 somo question about t.10
room. ' j
"Very well. There Is a small picture
over tho telephone. Can you describe
it?"
"I cnn. It is an otchlng three mice
in a trap. It's by Rajon."
"You are undoubtedly on tho prem
ses. Yes, thero's no question but that
you nro in my west sitting-room on
Cotton Hill. And being sure of the im
possibility of interruption, since tho
nearest telegraph station is five miles
distant, you hnvo a ' feeling that you
can take matters comfortably. Do 1
succeed in grasping your view of the
of the situation?"
"Admirably; perfoctlj'."
"You say also that you are In com
munication, by means of tho latost re
finement of civilization, as you express
it with tho owner of tho house, and
that I, the owner, am as good as pres.
mit at an affair of great importance to
myself though I don't seo yet where
the benefit to myself comes in. But
you have some plan to propose about
that"
"Just so; it delights mo to hear you
take the matter so sensibly. The truth
Is, the nrrungement that I huvo in
view will bo quite as much for your ad
vantage as for mine; the money that is
here-"
"No, no; you nro mistaken."
"Oh, of course you must protest, Mr,
Bradlev, but I know that it is hero,
and-"
"Allow mo we can not both talk at
once, and I - pay tho rout for this tele-
plume. It is true, indeed, that I did
not bring In a bundle this morning,
but I curried In tho greenbacks quite
the snme. in 0110 of my boot-legs, and
they are in the safo now; so that if tho
plan you have to reveal relates to them,
I feel quite sure that it will bo disai-
pointed,"
"We shall seo wo shall see. Did" I
understand you to say that you parried
the greenback to the city in one of
your tioot-legs? '
"Yes, sir, in one of my boot-legs
the loft one."
"I don't want to bo inquisitive, but
what sized boots do you wear?"
"Tens."
"Tens. I suppose you have three or
four pairs of tens?"
"I suppose I huvo."
"Now, Mr. Bradley, before entering
on this conversation with you, I spent
some time in making a thorough search
of your house, and as I was on the
lookout for hiding-places. I ran my
hands Into several pairs of shHs, but,
curiously enough, 1 did not find a sin
gle pair ot boots."
"Ah! I see the inference. But I can
not thut them myself half the time.
You are a married man, ami can un
derstand that."
"Wlut I understand Is that you avoid
the point at Usuc. The time is pass
ing, and here we are, no nearer a so:
tlement H id you not In'tter acknowl
edge the IsxHs; to save time?"
"Never, sir. I hll you I brought
thorn In my txMt-lftj."
"Well, well, we must compromise
this, and got on faster; it is half-past
ten already. Suppose we say that by
the necos-.ii ies of the case I am con
vinced tlu money is here in the house,
and that you by the ncccs.ltics of the
case are compeled to believe that it is
in the oily. But, to save valuable
Vino, vou agree to waive the point in
li-puto on my assurance that if you will
listen further you m ty see rvason to
modify your belief, and I agree not U
k you any more questions about your
booU, or to draw Inferences from the
answers you have already given about
lliem. Do-jou uccept that?
."I accept it, though I must say"
"For the love fit brevity, mako nc
more exceptions; time is flitting toe
fitst. Can you not allow me to say
what I have to say, and you remain
quiet and then you say what you have
to say, and I remain quiet?"
"Very easily. It was you that Inter
rupted me, you remember. But let
that pass; I am listening with a hun
dred ears."
"Oh, very well, thpn. Here we
ard But I had better begin at thf
first Your house, as I have intimated
ha been pretty thoroughly searched
I entered it Mr. Bradley, .soon aftel
vou left it and have been at work evot
since; and I was not afraid a.
Mrs. Bradley's returning, bo
cause the ' habits of your family
hnve been a subject of quite clost
study to me for some months, and 1
knew that when Mrs. Bradley went in
town sho always spent tho day there.
I knew also that tho children were away
In tho country, and that your wife was
herself keeping house during their ab
sence. You perceive thut I am post
ed "
"Very much so."
"Yes. It is a good part of a year
since I begun watching your monthly
trips to the factory. Some slip win
sure to come, for that was human nat
ure At last human nature repaid my
trust and I caught you napping."
"How guilty j'ou make mo fed! I
supposo that j'ou deem yourself an in
strument nppointod by tho angelic
powers to find out wicked cashiers?"
Not as bad as that; I will cull my
self simply a burglar, and leave the
nngelio powers to tho modern business
man. Well, as I wus saying, I search
ed your house pretty thoroughly. I
could find no money, and was about to
renounce my task, when, my eye rest
ing on this telephone, the con
ception of consulting you
about tho matter flushed through
my mind. It seemed a ventursome ex
periment but I rung up the central
office, got connected with you, and
here wo nro talking tho matter over
quietly. I shall soon be through now.
Will you continue listening?"
"I nm all attention.
"Good. I knew you were a man of
quick wits, and that probably j-ou
would refuse to admit that the money
Is here, so I made a few preparatory
arrangements before culling you at
tho telephone. In fact, I foresaw I
ihould have to compel you in some.
way to reveal the hiding-place of that
inoiiej', and this, Mr, Brudlej-, is the
disagreeable part of my task. I never
burned a house down before, but my
mind is made up to burn yours down
now unless you reveal to mo right
away where thut money is hidden.
Yes, sir. I have just brought up
aeveral nrmfuls of kindling-wood from
tlMjCollnr, and havo piled it in the
hallway and wet it with a can of kero
sene, so that it can all lie touched off
In a minute. Now, without multiply
ing words"
"Without multiplying words, Smith,
I defy you. Light thu house, if you
want to. You havo got hold of tho
wrong man. this time yes, indeed."
"Fiddle-sticks! How you jump at
conclusions! Can't you lot mi finish
before you explodo? Perhaps I'm not
as droadfull as you think."
"Finish! yos, if you ever will. Are
you aware that you havo been half an
hour coming to the point?"
"A half-hour of interruptions."
"Well, well; henceforth I am silent
Let us by all means get through with
this business. You havo thoroughly
searched my hnu, and vou have piled
up several, nrmfuls of kindling-wood
In the hull! with kerosene on it, ready
to touch oil in a minute; and here we
are, as you say, quietly talking the
tna'.tor over. What come next?"
"What comes next Is an alternative.
The burning of your house, Mr. Brad
lej seems quite noodles, as well us
disadvantageous to us both. Here is
ilutcaso: On the 0110 hand, if you re
fuse to give up the money, and compel
me to burn the house, you'll lose
both tho house and the money. On
the other hand, if you sensibly tell
me where the greenbacks are hidden,
you will lose tho money, it is true, but
you will save tho house. In either case,
the money is lost; you Cfirt not save
your employers' funds whatever you
do, and you have simply to put that
question aside. Well, put it aside. It
now only remains for you to decide
whether you will save "your house ot
iose it, and I off.T you that alternative.
Ioe it appear a very dilHcultone to de
cide upon?"
"Smith, vou were made for a logician,
not a burglar. Your statement of the
case quite resemble a lawyer's brief,
and before we go any further I should
like to ask you, if I may, whether your
occupation ha always been what it is
at pros nt for you do not talk liko an
-an-"
"An outlaw?"
"Yos, that's it in plain 'language.
What is it that ha brought you to the
pass of piling u;t kindr.ng-wood in
other people's houses, and threatening
them with conrta rration after a thirty
minutes' statement of alternatives?"
"A sense of humor. Did the a'
surdity of the world and its conven
tion never strike you?' 1 was born
with an unusual dose of that."
"But thero is imprisonment for life,
and such linle matters."
"That strikes mo a humorous too.
Think of tho conceit of locking a per
son up for life! Of course It is a justi
fiable hardship, but just think of the
vastness of conceit implied in cm
man's walking up to anoth-r and clap
ping him into prison f,.r alt hi boru
J iy. Merely as vasuiess of conceit it
Isrory humorous. This Is a'rldioulons
hubblo of a world."
"It is a ridieulotiR bubble of a world;
only I fear you nnder-estimutc the dis
advantages of laughing on the wrong
sldo."
"I seem to be safe at present Are
you not going to answer my alterna
tive?" "Yes, tho alternative; I was forget
ting it The trouble with thut alterna
tive, Smith, is thut my mind sees an
other. As you say, tho burning of
the house seems entirely needless
and disadvantageous to us both,
but I should put it on differ
ent grounds. You assume that the
money Is out there, but I assume thut
it is in here. Here, then, is my case.
On the one hand, if you insist on burn
ing the hoiiso, j'ou do not get tho
money, and you make yourself guilty
of the crime of arson; on the other
hand, if you sensibly go away with
empty pockets, you leave the house for
me, and aro a guiltless man. In
neither case can you have tho money,
for it Is in here, and you have simply
to put thut question aside. Let 119 sup
pose you hnvo put it aside. It now but
remains for you to decido whether you
will voluntarily make yourself liable
for arson. Whnt could bo simpler?"
"Your argument is all, sophistry
hollow sophistry."
"So bud as thut?"
"Yes; nnd I will tell you tho little
fact that will prove it. It is that I a:n
becoming an impatient man, nnd hnvo.
in fact just taken a bunch of matches
out of my pocket."-
"Then you really intend to do it?"
"Tho mutches, I tell you, are in m
hand."
"Don't tako the fatnl stop quite yet;
there is a question I want to usk you.
You rciaeniber my inquiring for some
evidence that you really were in my
house? Now how do you know that 1
am in my olllce?"
"I do not care whether you are or
not."
"That seem to ino a rather careless
opinion. Hero we aro, Smith, talking
over this burglary, and while I know
exactly where you are, you have not
fae remotest idea where I am. Now.
suppose I am in Boyd's house across
the street from you; there is a tel
ephone there."
"Yes, and suppose you are not."
"But I am. Here, in fact, wo are.
talking with each other at a distance
of fifty yards, instead of many miles,
as j'ou have supposed."
"It Is a likely story!"
"Oh, of course you are incredulous;
but listen, and I will explain it to you.
Understand, in tho first place, that I do
not carry largo package of money
about with me without keeping my
eye open. I have known for
several weeks that I wus being
followed by some one, and my employ
ers havo therefore set a watch, so that
while j ou were waiting for me to trip,
we were waiting for you to do tho
same. Yesterday evening the fatal
hour came; you w ere discovered look
ing through my window, and then we
knew whnt to expect to-day. Accord
ingly we arranged during tho night
that I should watch to-day in Boyd's
house, with two policemen. It was to
have been a busy day in tho city, nnd I
could ill spare myself from tho olllce.
but I told the telephone clerk to send
all calls for me out here to Boyd's, and
to this precaution I owe our conversa
tion, which certainly has been a very
extraordinary one. Unfortunately, I
can not offer you an alternative, Mr.
Smith; I must come over with an offi
cer right away, and curry you off to
tho city. But you believe I am here
now, do you not?"
"I believe it is all a weak fable."
"Will j'ou louk across tho s rj.it?"
At this point Smith opnnnd tin blind
beside the telephone at which he had
been talking, and was not a little as
tonished to sjo Bradley leave tho op
posite hotse and cross tho street in tin
company of a very competent-looking
policent'tn. In a few moment they
were at hi side, ami Bradley was say
ing, after a look at ttw burglar's un
dismayed countenance: "You now
have an op-wnnunitv. S nith, for even
more direct communication with tho
owner of this house than you have en
joyed heretofore. II.tj I am. as you
see, ami here is the policeman."
"Yes, we are all very miic!t present.
It resembles a sceao in tin panto
mime." "Ah! if it only were pantomime! So
airy mid ingenious a spirit a yours
But I will not waste word. Will you
toll me where that pilo of kindling
wood is? I think I should like to got it
off the carpet"
"That? Oh, that was an invention
of mine." 1
"And so you did not intend to burn
tho house after all?"
"Perhaps not At all events, I shall
not do it now."
"I am inclined to wish for your sake,
that the whole affair were an invention.
You have made a bad bargain wuh
Destiny, I fear, this time."
"Never mind about me; I am lost in
admiration of your cleverness. Come
on; I'm ready. Well, well, it' a
ridiculou bubble of a world." Xcnos
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Tates so an t the other kind is the Hard
kind which is called Pills and it is the
Hardest of the whole because it is ho Hard
to ko Down but it does not make any
Difference which kind you Take when you
get it took you wish you Had not for it
makes quite a ttow in your Stomach and
Hois Around."
Evidently Johnny's experience in medi
cine does not Include Dr. Pierce's "Pleas
ant Purgative Pelle's," which are easy to
take and do their work quietly and calmly.
Neither decs it include in the way of
' oft Medicine Dr. Fi rce b "Uolden
Mediual DUcovurv." w hich though uower-
fui to cure ail chronic dertioemeutc of
the liver and blood, is .pleaxsiit to the
taste and agreeable in its effects. Un-
equaled a a remedy for all scrofulous
diseases, pimp en, blotches, eruptions,
ulcers, swelled glands, goitre or thick
neck, lever-sores and hip-joint disease.
A rup of hot water drunk before meals
will prevent nausea and dyspepsia.
Other HjrcneleN of Eastern type
founders have to pay freigts and will ad
vance their prices.
Relief is Immediate and a cure sure.
Piso's Kemedy for Catarrh. 50 cent.
Cuticura
a Positive Cure
for ?Vry form, of
bKn and blood
-Disas-
5- from TZ. -
PlriPLES to Scrofula.
OKIN' TORTURES OF A LIFETIME IX
U stantly relieved by a warm bath with Cuti
ClTKS soap, a real Skin UeauUtler, and a sintiie
annlicaUon of C'lticcka. the invat Skin Cum
Thi repeated daily, with two or three doses of
Cvtici'ka RKtioi.VKNT.the New Blood Purifier,
to keep Die blood cool, the perspiration pare
and unarritaUng, the bowels open, the liver aud
ainneys active, wui speedily cure.
KcKema. tetter, rtnuwoim. psoriasis, lichen.
pruhrus.scall head, dandruff, and every species
of torturing. dixtlKurinir. itrhlng.gcaly and pim
ply diseases ot the skin and sraln, with loos of
hair, when physicians and all known remedies
1a.11.
SoldeTervwhere. Price. CtTiruRA.Sflc.: 8np.
43c; Kcnolvknt. $L Prepared hy the Potter
lim a AXD t HKMICAL CO., BOSTON, MASS
JtrSend for "How to Cure Skin fiiwji."
uTUrLKS, blackheads, chapped and oil) km
1 ii't preremen ny imiTKAJl
Medicated Soap.
HALL'S
SARSAPARILLA
Curei all Diseases originating from a
disordered state of the BLOOD or
LIVER. Rheumatism, Eeuralgia,
Boils, Blotches, Pimples, Scrofula.
Tumors, Salt Rheum and Memirinl
Pains readily yield to its purifying
properuea 11 leaves the Blood pure,
the Liver and Kidneys healthy and the
Complexion bright and clear. ,
J. R. GATES A. CO., Proprietors
417 Saaaome St-, San Prancisoow
We wlU pay yaur fare from I
United Bute, to krUaadand ZE J
evidence from weU-kiiowaTlSiSS?!
lawyers, merchanu and farmers st
li.hfiifVin ,h. , r " a u,?
hernia, without knifa. needle Toi .h.'a
menu You are secure against W,
ill
ruinniet
""" " me cur,
ireriiiaiimu ur money refunded. rV
work every day, no matter whatn.1" H
Uon, without. uaiiKcr or Inconvenient "V
sulutlonsfree. Oltloe hours from in,
Correspondent will enclose luZr'i
. Kinit National bank, Portland" AS'i.
Mention this paper.
When Baby was sick we gave her Ca.w
" " " vuuu, cue onea for rv . I
u-i . wj . . nct. j
uw iui inuun juiob, lag Clung to Cat, I
When shehad Children, she gave themCwl
Try taklnir cod -liver oil in
catsup 11 you want to make It DaJatAKi.
"Golden Medical Discovery" win
cure a Denton whose lunra
wasted, but it is an unfailing remedti
consumption if taken in time. All 1
gists. ""8
Well ventilated bedrooms will ptB
morning headaches and lassitude.
Go to Towne & Moore when lnPortlivl
for best Photoerraphio and Crayon wqI
Try Germea for breakfast.
AbsoluMti
Free from Opiates, Emetic and IUm
SAFE.
sure:.
PROMPT.
AT ItftCtWtllT AND bKALKM.
Till CHAHLK8 A. VO.KI,X!l CO, H A LTI MORI, .
mm
1
For Pain
Cures Rheumatism, Neurit
Si-ratm, Srnl,
Plil, K. FIFTY CE1T.
AT IlKCUniHO! ANT IIK1I.UIS
THBCtuaisa A.vousLia to ultisohk.su.
tO Tsars
LYDIA E.
Jleeord.
PINKHAtVrS
VEGETABLE
COMPOUND,
IsarosithtCit
fFof ALL of thoM PiinM
f JT r.nmnlinat 4,... Ma im!
Weaknesses so common
among out Wives, Mothss, I
snd Laughters.
It trill ears ntfm
all ovarian orvagiiul
troutlu, iita n n
ton and Lloer
lion, FMtno tU
oonefqurni spfaj
euicHeae,flidtt
ealarlr
The Woman's 9ur, Frlnrtn.-'"
flliM, it wuz-NuTrmroan iuboioaii orijunon os
CCKK CAKCIR, BUT IT WIH tftOHm ALL CmCCMStAKCES, ACT
IU nAftMOKT WITH TOK LAWS OF 1, ATCM. tTHAT 1TOJSS
OrBEAHIKO DOW. CACSUTO FAIH, W TIGHT AJU F-""
IS ALWAYS ItBJIAmWTLT CCHKD BT ITS US,
sR&oId by Drairirists. Price $1. per battle
Mrs. I'lnkhsra's Liter Tills cure constlpatloa.
The BUYERS' GUIDE Is
taswd Sept. and March,
i each jrestr. nXT. 3t pskgta,
SKiliy. Incbes,wltn orcr
3, BOO Uloatrmtlona a
whole Picture Gallery.
GIVES Wholesale Price
rfirrel to tonnumtrt on all goods tot
personal or family nse. Tells how to
order, and (lyes exact eost of every
thing yon use, eat, drink, wear, or
have fan with. These INVALUABLE
BOOKS rontsUn Information gleMird
from the marietta of the world. XV
will mall a copy FREE to any ad
dress upon receipt of 10 cts. to defray
expense of maillnfr. lt us heal front
yon. Respectfully,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
tic B2fl WsdMsab Avenue. Chlesvaa, Ilk
HATCH
CHICKENS,
WITH TUB
(SpPETALUMA INCUBATOR
SMI' "S3
SueeeMfal Machine Made
SOold Mll, 1 SilrerMudAl,
and IS Fint Premlnma
HATCHES All KINDS OF EOS
. Prion, S20.10.
(f Send f oi Urm lTlmrtrattd Olreolar and set bo
yon may got an lacnbalor 1KEE.
Address, PETALUMA INCVBAXORCO.,Fetalnms,
Cal.
m-- 1 -
Ooe Agent (MeiThAnt enlT wnntt in nvnrr town for
Althourh I iu paying m pr 1(110 for my liwlins 5o
brand, mjr tnies are more then twriity-flve times as Unto
nnce ! put in four "Tansilis Punch 6o cigar. I could
nut ban believed It Yours rrsprctfullj,
'M. M . r I K Dm-Hst, Chicago.
Aldress, K.1V.TAX8I1.L CO.. Chirac.
l'almer V Key manufacture their
own good, and can sell 25 per ceut. lower
than any oher house.
The only Mot'k of type, presses and
printing material will be found at Palmer
& Key's Portland house.
I'ay no I'reislilH.
y
Palmer & Key
manufacture their own tv
i, and baviag
no freights to par they will not advance
no ireignta I
their price.
Piso's Rwiipdy for Catarrh is tlie
Best, Kaeiest to Cse, and Ciieapeat.
Sold bjr dms-dats or sent by mtuL
sue, i. MaiolUne, W arren, L'a.
C. h stVrn h l-i ISJ
ficuies 4 lliAt K.rf M
refff., and his K,Tr
aimt Moivcml siti,itf
jtMM 1
. rru, m
KisSttas Cliw" me
(trui
uasieal X dm itt tut
Claeinnazl 9L' "lM aam.il the o li- m.
Ohio.
TRAD t yio MARK.
25
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