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Shocking. A famous dinner giver in Richmond Vs., wa giving a particularly swell dinner to a party of distinguished peo pie, and being short of a dinner-room aervant, hired a noted head waiter to officiate. When the ham was placed on the side table to be carved, the head waiter, full of the importance of his position, sang out: "Now, gents, which one of you says ham.'1 The host, speechless with disgust, rose, and, seizing the astonished darkey by the scuff of the neck, shot him out of the room and then, with an urbanity that was immense, resumed his duties as the most admirable of hosts. Cleveland has been doing to some offensive partisans in oflico what littlo Johnny Fizzletop out in the country jj!id to the hen. Johnny wrote home: frV'L cut off Uncle William's liens head yesterday with a hatchet and it scared hor plum to death." Yjf' There is a difference, however. The officeholder whose head is cut off keeps on making; a noise, . The hen is silent, Texas Sifting Times are pretty hard with some of the small brokers in the new Chicago ' Board of Trade district A deaf and dumb man went into an office in the Open Board of Trade building the other day, and, seizing a paper wrote: "I am hungry." The broker took the piece of paper, read the unhappy wordrf, and scrawlod under them: "So b.tj I." "Heads and Faces; How to Study Them," is a pamphlet with 188 illus trations, recently published. The best way to study heads and faces, and the pleasantest way, too, is when they are attached to well dressed young women. No other method is likely to become popular. Judge John Henry, do you take this woman to be your wedded wife? Bride So you ask him if he takes roe to be his wife? I guess you had better oA roe if I take him. He's only an editor, and I have got forty dollars laid up. Keynote to Health. Hoalth li wealth. Wealth meam Indepen dence, The keynote is I)r Botanko's Couuh and Lung Syrup, the bent Cough Syrup In . the world. Cures Coughs, Colds, Fains in the Cheit, Bronchitii and Primary Consumption. Price 60 cents and $L Proper Treatment for Coughs.' That the reader may fully understand what constitutes a good Cough and Lung 8yrup, we will say that Tar and Wild Cherry is the basis of the best remedies yet discov ered. These ingredients, with several other' equally as efficacious, outer largely into ' liosanko'a Cough and Lung Syrup making it one nf the most reliable the market. Trice 80 cts and f free. 8old by Osburn & Co Lee, J u notion. V All persons ir ' Bro'i, either ' please eV fs burp 4ne .i ...Ore , money : & Bhos. .. Piles. gently preceded by a sense of oack, loins and lower part of the musing the patient to suppose he has .ertlon nf the kidneys or ni:hborlnK jt. At times, symptoms of indigestion 4 present, flatulence, uneasineu nf the atom , ach, etc. A. moisture, like tiersplration, pro- auclnif a very Uisairreealile ltchiiik', alter Ret ting warm, is a common alteudant Mind, bleeding and itching pile yield at once to the application of Vr lioasnko's Pile Itemedy, which acts directly upon the parts affected, ab sorbing the tumors, allaying the iutense itch ing and effecting a permanent cure. Price 50 eents. Address theDr Hoeanco Medicine Co., I1n.ua, Ohio. Hold by Osburn & Co. and W. 8. Lee, of Junction. fits' J. A. CARDWELU General Agent for Oregon. M. FULLER, nf Harrisburg, Ical Agent for Linn and Lane countisa. FIRES Eitinguiahed every day with the Kajfward Hand GrenatTes, fr your home. yotirx priperty and your Tea. Tak no otbtf. IW sure you get the Bayward. O. J. luM. VU Market St, 8. F J. M. lIENLUlClvS, Agent, Euaeiie. WORTHY Of Confidence. a V r D 'G f ;irnparlll:i I a medicine that. AYs-SI O during iK-urly 4U years, I u nil , parts of tliu world, hu proved lUclli ' cacy uh the hint blood ultcrutive knowu to medical science. SARSAPARILLA trcnuliio Honduras Snrsnpiirilla) 1 Its aG, mill lis powers Hie ciilmnccd by the extracts of Yellow Dock unci 8ti. liiixia, the Iodides of Potmwlum and Iron, mid other potent liufrcdiciits, in your blood vitiated by derangements Id of the digestive anil iiMlniilutory filnc tlmwy Is It tainted by Hcrof ulii? or doe It contain the. polxou of Mercury or C'onl'iiloin liiM'tiHc!1 TUT Iciidlnjr pliysicluiu of the United I fit hlutex, who know the composition of Ayku'H SauhaI'AIUU.a, nay that nothing else no (rood for the jiiirlficu tlon of Iho blood Is within the rmige of pbarmucv. Aiiiuliy the uo of this remedy Is It UllLY possible for a person who has corrupted blond to attain sound health and prevent tniiiHinixsiun of the de structive taint to posterity. TunsnilPUl V tft'ectlvc renovation InUnUUUnLY of thoyi.li'm must Includo not only the removal of cor ruption from the blood, but Its enrich ment nud tho strciiytbciiiuj,' of the vital organs, nn lint r witnesses, alt over the nC.LIAHLL world, testify that this work I better accomplished by Ayek's Sakhafaiulla than by uny other remedy. Dl nnn ",lt irrupted IhrohRli iltx DLUUu ease U madu pure, and blood weakened through diminution of the red corpiiHcloa w made strong, by AYKIl'S tjAUSAPAKtU.A. nifnir-vlalf the blood and building rUnlrYINu up tho system require tlmo In serious i-iises, but benefit will be derived from tho use of AYKltS HAitsAiMltiiXA. moro speedily than from anything rise. ..rniPlstr for which like. effectH are IliLUlblNt fulaelv cluinicd, is ahull dant In tho market, under many names, but tho onlv preparation that ban stood the test of time, and proved worthy of - tho world's confidence, l Ayers Sarsaparilla, PREPARED BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists: Price $1 J Six bottles for $5. )U MOTION DIRECTORY. CENTENNIAL LIVE11Y STABLE J. J Eaton, pro. irst class I earns, llugines, etc. to all points at reasonable rates, iiny and grainfor sale, Headauarters Corvallis stuife. CRAIN BROS. DEALERS vu :.Virv -IK JJIocks, s mm J VatclifMiiid Jewelry, Musical Instruments, Toys, Notions, etc Watches, Clocks, and Jewelry ired and warranted. North weafc ooru'jr Ulauiette .1 1.. AlL nil .iKian svr-jew. , CORVr is 1 1 j STEAMSHIP LI?E. &m$ ON AND AFTER C3PT, 11. Leave Corvallis Tuesday, Thursday, Satur day at 10 A. M. lieave Ytt'iuhia Monday, VVeilnesday, Fri day at 8 A. " KATES BETflEEJ 0(EVALLI3 AND SAN TSANOISCO. First clu.'s and cn'iin pnssn'e $14 (H) First class and steerage pusse 7 00 Grain, per ton, 2000 lts 4 50 Thus saving to the farmers and merchants of he valley thousands of dollars, Willamette river t.-amlwiats will hereafter on neet with trains at Corvallis. This new line is prepared to transport all the eLdit and passengers ottering, ( HAS. 0. HOC.UE. A. O. P. & V. Airent, Corvallis, Or. WALLISNASJI, Vice Prte". LOOK HEBE I W. B. ANDREWS IS SELLING Lumber, At the Depot, FOR 10 per Thousand. GIVE HIIvTa CALL. A. G. HOVEV, President. II. .a HUMPHREY Cashier. LANE COUNTY BANK. HOVEY, IIUMrilREY Jk CO EUGENE GIT'S", - - OR. General banking transacted. De oiiits received on current account und on leciul cerliheate Drafts drawn on FOKTLAXD, PAN FRANX1SCO AND NEW YOKK. T'i'ls of Exclisne told on the Cities of Enrol. Iiaus invle. Collections ouall accessible polnU a'pecialty. si! -t .A v f a a- W to 1 0 U J o ft E. s 2 I s p B (3 5 0 0 C i u B S in O 5 o WILL EXCHANGE mflR FITORNK MILL COMPANY JL hereby takes the pleasure of announc ing that iney will take at any warehouse north of Eugene City in exchange for FLOUR, MILL FEED, ETC, at their mill in Eugene. The Compauy will take wheat receipts, properly signed to them, and give credit to the owner of the same on mill books for the amount in bushels, I ! P. E. & CO. July3J, 1834. a'.Miin 30,000 CASES OF RECTAL DISEASES, AS PILES, PECTAL ULCIIJS FISSURES. PICA K I T U N-AN I , K;S1L'IjA IX ANO, POLYPUS-RECTI, ETC., ETC. Cured in Nix Yenrsby I lie Briuk Dr. J. B Filhinctnn. Drnrietor of the Kj'C ami l.nr Inrii'iiiar.v.an IKaiiltaritciii for Svr VOlli IXnouhcm, Ims heen npM'inted a'ent and physician for thii system-"' aiuW T. No seveiv Mirgiad operf pain. No loss of blood. In two ins cured seveial cases, who have hefor to severe operations, ami (df ivwi Am periiaited to refer to Mr. Jus i erford, drurfu-tst formerly ft S tlfin; "' (inrdner, machinlHt; Mr It A Kan rishnru, and others. V I meet natlenw nt M t luu les .. .,- t ieiie, from 2:110 p m Thursday, December yd, to 2 o'clock p m, Friday, December 4, ltM. . Address lor pamphlet, etc, J. 15. PlLKXNiiTOX, M. D., l'orthmd, Oregon. NEV DPAi TJOE! t.'EW GOODS! mi PRICES THE UNDERSIGNKD WILL COM luence on the 1st day of October, 1885, to sell their uew and complete stock of GENERAL MERCHANDISE FOR Cash of Approved Paper Onfy. In view of the hard times, we have con eluded to reduce our prices to a cash hatis, feeling an -oired thut it will be to the advantage of our customers as well as ourselves. We cordially invite all cash customers to ex amine our stock, as We reel Confident that we can Suit You Both In Quality and Frlce. KKMKMBKR Wc Ctury.Ao Trash! CJI and See the Difference Batwetn Cash and C edit. DON'T FORGET THAT GOLDSMITH Delivers goods to any part of town. That GolIiuith Pays Cash for Produce, " " " " " Hides, ii it it yurgi " Keeps Seeds of all kinds, " " Sells Groceries, Crockery, Wooden and Willow-Ware cheaper than any house in town. THAT GOLDSMITH SELLS , Tea at 23o per pound. t 13 lbs Sugar for L 15 lbs Rice for fl. 8 Ha Coffee for II. Good Proom for 25a Good Wash Board for 23c 6 gal of Crocks for SL A. GOLDSMITH, THE GROCER.' T T.vlfir'i T Oalrn Pninoonnd. nurtlv' Teir- stable, taken internally, positively cure rheu matism, neuralgia, twthache, chills and ferer and cramp colic. Sold by Osborne Co., Lu- rene. Agents, rmell, tieitsnu & oouwara, Portland, Oregon. JEWELRY ESTABLISHMENT. J. S. LUCKEY, DEALEB IN Clocks, Wacties, Chains, Jewelry, Etc. Repairing Promptly Executed. fcZTAllWork Warranted. J. 8. LUCKEY, Ellsworth tCo's Brick Willamette street. D It. Lli; JUG'S German Invefaior. THE OLDEST, GREATEST and liKST REMEDY for the cure of Nervous and Physical De Qbilitv, Vital Exhaustion, Seuit Uiual Weakness, Loss of Manhood. QCFailing Memory, and Relaxed Qftnd Enfeebled conditions (if the LUenito-Urinary organs, JA (J) It Speedily Cures Impoten fefw i.icy. Eurlv Decay. Iossof Viuor. rrn U7....I i .tt .I.. pS't sad effects of youthful follies and . the abuse or Excesses of Matu rity. ,l It permanently prevents all ""."ACiTrnnatlll-al TMn fn.m th ava. tern, as thousands can attest wLo have used the Remedy in the . ... , i - ...... ii i. 3 it has been before the public. O It is indeed a wonderful reme i Odv. ioninK the nerves, strength- Xeuing the muscles, checking the 2aste, invigorating the whole system, and restoringthe afflicted to Health and Happiness. The Doctor will agree to forfeit 81,000 for a case undertaken, not cured. 1 he reason so many can not vet cured of Weakness anil the above disease is owing to a complication called "Proututorrhea," which requires special treatment. mnicocELE -. orWoniiY Veinh of the Scrotum. Often the unsusected cause of Lost Manhood, Debil ity. 4c. DR. LIEUIG'S INVIGORATOR, No 2, with our peculi'tr special treatment is the only cure for FinxUtorrhea. By it Manhood is re stored and the baud of time moved back from age to youth. If pimples appear on the face, if you become listless and despondent look out for the com plication with Vitol Weakness and loss of Vitality known as Pmstatorrhea. Hundreds of lives have been lost for the want of proper treatment fortius complication, and thousands have lost h11 their property and pleasure in life from its effects. Price of either Invijjoratnr, $2. Case of six bottles, $10. Sent to uny address, covered securely from observation, Dlt. LIKinU & CO, treat successfully by Hoimvopnthy every form of Secinl, Private or Chronic I lisessc without mercury or naseous dniiis. If vitality is drained from the body, niiiiieious diseases follow that baffle ordinary medical treatment. If allowed to continue. the unnatural loss cans' s Consumption, Dia- lietes, Uriir'its I'lsease, Insanity, fctc. Cures Guaranteed. Diseases of the genito-urinary organs, kidneys, liver and bladder specially trented. Disinses of women sneedilv cured. QUALIFIED and KK.SFOXSlBLU.-Dr Liehig and Co, from Kumiw, are or.-anined in coni;liauwwitb Califiui Moli.-i ' . -- - j-,-i"imi"1iflu'irrnuXr, ciiTiK.(iuiitly no Ml' few to pav. I'rice, ?5 complete, riohl ONLY at the Dr Liehij; Difpeiisary. Cull addiviw I.ieli;;IiNitfn!iry, 400 Ceary Afreet, Ha Francisco, Cal, 1'nvale rulrance It'") Mason street, four Moult up Ueury iroui ivenrney, Alain en1 tr.nn i- thicouh Di.'ipeiiHiiry Diii' Store. NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT. vroncK is iiKiiEuy given that 1.1 the undi-Mi'iii-d has tiled in the Coimtv Coo.t of l.iino County, Oregon, his final acimunt as Kxecntor of the ltate of Ziniri Crahtree , rieceaned, and said Court has fixed Monday, January 4, 1WC, at 10 o'clock A. U. of said iluy at the Court Houae door in said Cou'ity ii rid St'vtu ns the time and place for the hearing thereof. Therefore, all person inter ested will appear at said time and place and show cnuxf, if any there be, why said Estate 0. not dually settled. Published five weeks in the Euoknb City Guard lv order of said Court, made Kovein ber 1!7, 1S8. W. P. Fisher, Executor of said Estate. DS3S0LUTI0H NOTICE. VTOTICE IS HEItKBY GIVEN THAT X the firm of DriHkill X Day was dissolved by mutual consent July 1, 1885. . All persons indebted to the firm are requested U pay the same to 11. ). l';iy. Wm. Dhiskill, H. J. Day. YHS Si EEL A61 lp d Trucks. ALLirON AND STEEL, Sams Price as Wooden Wagons For 90 days from Nov. 1st, 1885, for introduc tion. Mors durable than the steel wagons of Eng land, which run iwNTr yiars. Built on Truss principle. I.itfht and strong and will , l.tit Life time. No Tire to Ke . Ten Years In the Market Low freights by the new route. Manufactured by BENICIA AGRICULTURAL WORKS. Address Benicia. CaL nllmS F1H.TIERS! Cut this out and send it with name of this paper to obtaiu discount for direct traiii. J. W. CLEAVER Dealer in all kinds of . Agriclutural Implements. AND Real Estate. Eugene City, Oregon I E E Luckey &Go .DEALERS JJT.. DRUGS, PATEfJT MEDICINES, Toilet Articles, Paints, Oils, Brushes, Etc., Etc. We will keep a full assortment and' sell at living-figures. PRESCRIPTION DEPARTMENT In hands of a competent druggist, .SUCCESSOItS To LucTcey Bristow at the old Ellsworth Store, o w c5 H 1 -a i 1 -a g & ga ' S- ' . jliij hi n Own Remedy, Will speedily relieve and permanently cure all the various dillieulties arising from a disor dered condition of the Liver and Kidneys. It is perfectly harmless and can be given to the most delicate woiuau or child. For side by all druggists. SHELL, EEITSHU & WOODALD, Wholesale Agents. Portland, Oregon. Lumbei Is running and will run all Summer. Bills filled, at short notice. James C. Goodale, Fropnetor. Orders can be left for the Cobnrg saw mill at tne store ol McUlung & Johnson. The BTJTERI' GUIDE ta Issued March and BepL, each yesvr. Aa S56 paces xl tnehe,wUhrer 3,600 Ulustimtlons whole Pictnr Oallery. OIVKS Whol.al. Price iirtrt eiuwinera em all goods for penosud or fkmlly ne. Tells how to order, amd gtTM nut eost of orerya thing jrom IH, cat drink, wear, or har fun with. Theaa INVALUABLE BOOKS contain Information gleaned from tho markets of the world. AYo will snail a copy FREE to any ad dross npoa receipt of 10 eta. to defray axpcBM of mailing. Let u hear front yen. Respectfully, MONTGOMERY WARD A. CO. f ST S2 Wabash A v ease, Chicago, 1U. I fr. ffr!TrRTCK8. S. B. Eakih. Jr. HENDRICKS h EAKIN, BANKER: Eugene City - - Oregon. Siirht drafts on TTEW VOKIT. f?AK VHAV. CISCO and PORTLAND, OREGON. All collections entrusted to ns will ntvivm special attention. Deposits received aubiectto check. Tjian made on approved security, and a general bankirg business done on reasonable terms. Goburg Saw lilt OSBURN Oo, DRUGGISTS & APOTHECARIES, YILVAMETTK STREET NEAR jtr DBUGS "Jeaiers in cui'mioals, OILS, GLASS, VABNISHHS, OBUI'GHlsa Of m.t every kind, tT M'W ,5)I Brandies. VVinps nvd t ;r. of the'very best (,mlity foriudi( ii tliir(j, WE have alwnya kept abreast of the timn in our hue. ami without kiting, w thiik we are sale in claiming that we have THt liLbl assortment f DHl'G in Eene, Particular atteutia is culkd to e,r stick i PEKFUMEWY, TOILET SE TS, and . .CELLULOID CASES For the year 1885, MT I i a ... . BR1 fSH 1?5 i f 1 I FAINT8 i BBUhULi, (of which we now; Lave a kra Than any house in this city, and our fritni can rent nnKiin.il that Qn,.n.:.. i i . ----- ...... .J..,, i,K uuugiiiirom u will be first-class. As we buy many of our trooris V.SUA sti1 f,...M;.:... ii.. L t 1. , f . : v.wviOT vnui, lew m oar business han. a flunk , i . dersell and furnish a better quality of eon,, than anyone in our line in Lane county. .i.TntS'11 e.!''"!, ,tteiition to PKE.SCKIP,' I I f I ! St U'l. t,.K ... Ml 1 ii .... . ' ow., j.iuu,i w,u ne careiuiiy tilkU at si hours of the day or nhjht. DR. SPINNEY, No. 11 Keahnkv Sthkt. Treats) nil Iironie nud Special . IlMeMi4ei. YOUNG JURY YITHOMAY BE SUFFEIil.VO FROM " l he ettHcts of youthful follies or iiidin cretion will do well to avail themwlves of thw, the greateat boon ever laid at th alter of suf fering humanity. DI!. SPINNEY will guar antee to forfeit 50 for every ciwe of Seminal weakness or private disease of nnv kind r character which he undertakes anil fails middle Auti.n There are many at the age of thirty to sixty who are troubled with too fretpielit 'evacua tions of the bladder, often accompanied by I sliudit smaiting or burning neiitii'ii, and weakening of the system in a way the patient cannot account for. On examining the urinary deposits a ropy sediment will often be found, and sometimes small particles nf albumen will appear, or the color will be of a thin, whitinh hue, again changing to a (lark and torpid sp penrance. There are mnny mtn who die of this difficulty, ignorant of the cause, which is the second stae of seminal weakness. l)r S will guarante a perfect cure in such rases, and a healthy restoration of the genito-iuiuary or gans. Office honr-10 to 4 and 6 to 8. Sundays 10 to 11 a in. Consultation free. Thorough ex amination and advice, 8-f. IK. NIMXXKY !fc 0, No 11, Kearney Street, San Francisco. Dissolution Notice. ' TCnfmA la hpf-pliv nlvon tKof fla fi pin nt "Mil lock Bros has been dissolved by mutual col sent. J. I) Matlock. J. W. Matlock. Eugene City, Nov 28, 1885. MNITYfromANNOYANC. femMP 5f J il OatOn1rrt1io flnoct nn1 her sty of is Laos for wUlisliuiiUng i Every good thin? 13 Cc fdted, and consumers are TIONED against HHTATK these Chimneys made of POOR GLASS. S3thatth. label 13 on each chimney as The Poarl Top i3 alwaya cl; bright GI233. Uanufarlnred OM.T b PlttabnrgU l.cnA (in W FOP. SALS BY DSAL' -nl. u icf pv, .act jve. and 10. k 1 Mmtrllfo. vr-hS v' ; ":i 'jJI k-o V I PaL OatSCth, 1333. I