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THE HEIGHT OF HER AMBITION. Description of th Unalloyed rUpulnrss and :ba Attire of a French-Canadian Bride. At one of the smaller landings, where the boat did not' usually stop unless signaled, a man was seen stand ing gesticulating wildly. Th Captain came forward and with an amused ex pression of countenance informed the passengers that he knew from the ex cited state the individual was in that a wedding party was coming on board. And his prognostication was soon veri fied, for as soon as the boat touched the landing a motley procession came trooping down old and young and middlo-aged, from the infant in arms to . the aged couple, who, John Anderson like, were tottering down. Tlio pro cession was headed by the bride and groom, the latter looking excessively uncomfortable and out of place in his dressed-up" condition; but the bride presented a great contrast to her new made lord; her self-satisfaction was su preme. An the Captain remarked: "If you really want to witness happiness and contentment, you must see a French-Canadian bride from the rural districts. She has attained to the height of her ambition; she is at last decked out in bridal finery." She went , straight for the saloon after coming on board, and looked around a littlo ner vously at first, then sat frigidly down on the extreme edge of tho nearest bench, and cast down her eves, as was sup posed, in blushing modesty. But no! it was not modesty; it was her shoes upon which her admiring glances were directed. The rest of her costume was com monplace, consisting of a black dress of some cheap material, which one of the ladies designated as "luster." She wore a hat trimmed with a wreath of tawdry-looking pink and blue artilioial flowers, while bows of yellow and green ribbon relieved the somber hue of the dress. But it remained for tho shoes to give the true bridal character to this somewhat remarkable toilet They were of white kid, low cut, with huge rosettes on the instep. Her pedal ex tremities, which were of rather colossal proportions, were augmented by home knit woolen stockings, which appeared just a trifle incongruous. Her husband soon joined her, and took a seat beside her, and as he sat speechless, with his wife's hand lying in his own, it is sup posed that he, too, was lost in admira tion and wonder at tho beauty of the slippers. A half hour later found them in the same position, with the bride still casting loving glances at her 1 feet. When the newly-wedded pair left the boat they were met by an old man and a young girl, who, by the way they embrace! the bridegroom, were set down as his father and sister. The former took the bride gently by the hand, who received them with riid stateliness. The girl timidly ventured to kiss her newly-made sister. The caress was passively permit! ed, not re turned, and afterward deliberately wiped off with a blue cotton pocket handkerchief. The last seen of the kid shoes they were almost invisible as their owner trudged up a steep sandy hill on a hot August afternoon. Agnes Fraser Sandiam, in Harper's Magazine. GREAT STATUES. Diagram Showing Comparative Height, Above Pedestals, of Some of the Great Statues of the World. Scale of diagram M lnoh to five feet St. Louis Globe-Democrat The late Charles O'Conor, after , visit to Ireland, began to sign his namt with a single because, as Judge Daly suggested when asked the reason, bis roval forefathers had done so. "Yes"" bystander, "the Irish Kin had always "been so poor as nevei to be able to make both nn'i meet N. 1'. MaiL .! I . ST I c k c I i . I i r Hit, ; i EM ? t I , lim I it I I U M tt f A BRIGHT LIGHT DIMMED. Why EU I'erklns llrrame an Inmate 01 a Lunatic Asylum. What mined me and got me into an Idiot Asylum was this: I used to have a strong contempt for lawyer. 1 thought their long jro8s-exaniiniit;on were brainier, dialogues for no puro. But ever sinee Lawyer Johnson had m as a witness in a wood case I have had a better opinion of the lawyer's skill. In my d rect testimony I had sworn truthfully that John Hall had cut ten cords of wood in three days. Then Johnson sharpened his pencil and com menced examining me. "Now, Mr. Perkins," he began, "how much wood do vou say was cut by Mr. Hall?" . " ' "Just ten cords, sir," I answered, boldly. "I measured it" "That's your iinpwssionP" "Yes. sir." "Well, we don't want impressions, ir. What we want is facts before this jury f-a-c-t-s, sir, facts!" "The witness will please state facts hereafter," said the Judge, while the crimson camo to my face. "Now, sir," continued Johnson, pointing his linger at me, "will you swear that it was more than nine cords?" "Yes sir. It was ten cords just " "There! never mind," interrupted Johnson. "Now, how much less than twelve cords were there?" "Two cords, sir." "How do you kuow there were just two cords less, sir? Did vou measure these two cords, sir?" asked Johnson, savagely. "No sir, I " "There, that will do! You did not measure it. Just as I expected. All guess-work. Now didn't you swear a moment ago that you measured this wood?" ' . "Yes sir, but " . "Stop, si.'! The jury will note th!s discrepancy." "Now, sir," continued Johnson, slow ly, as he pointed his linger almost down my throat. "Now, sir, on your oath, will you swear that there were not ten cords and a half?" "Yes, sir," I answered, meekly. "Well now, Mr. 1'erkins, I demand a straight answer a truthful answer, sir. How much wood was thereP" "T T Ten c-c cords," I answered, hesitatingly.' "You swear it?" I-I-d-d-do." "Now," continued Johnson, as he smiled satirically, "do you know the penalty of perjurv, sir?" "Yes, sir, I thiuk " "On vour oath, on your s-o-l-e m-n oath, with no evasion, are vou willing to perjure yourself by solemnly swear ing there were more than nine' cords of wood?" "Yes, sir. I " "Aha! Yes, sir. Yon are willing to perjure yourself then? Just as I thought (turning to tho Judge) ; you see. your Honor, that this witness is prevaricat ing. 'He is not willing to swear that there were more than nine cords of wood. It is infamous, gentlemen of the jury, such testimony as this. I he jurv nodded assent and smiled sarcasti cally at me. "Now," said Johnson, "I will ask this perjured witness just one more question. "I ask you, sir do you know doyou realize, sir. what an awful a-w-l-u-1 thing it is to tell a lie P" "Yes, sir," I said, my voice trembling. "And, knowing this, you swear on your solemn oath that there were about nine cords of wood?" "No, sir, I don't do anything of " "Hold on, sir! Aow how do you know there were lust nine cords.' "I don't know any such thing, sir! I " "Aha! you don't know then? Just as I expected. And yet you swore you did know. Swore vou measured it In famous! Gentlemen of the Jury, what shall we do with this perjurer? But I " "Not a word, sir, hush! This jury shall not be insulted by a perjurer! "Call the next witness!" Th's is why I am now keeping books in a Lunatic Asvlura. tti rcrictns. A New Kind of Bank Note. t An entirely new kind of bank note, printed in colors instead of the black and white of the Bank of England notes, is being prepared for issue by tho Bank of Scotland. The promise to pay in tho body of the note is surrounded on two of its sides by a broad orna mental band, and on the other two sides by a border in which the value of the note is printed a great number of times. On one border the seal and counter seal of King William II. of Scotland are printed in brown on a vol low ground, and between thorn are the royal arms on a blue ground. On tho upper border are the arms of the bank in brown on a yellow ground, with the date of the establishment of the bank, 1695. The chief novelty of the nw note is in its colors, which will, of course, make reproduction by photo sraDhv impossible, and it is believed will Drevent foreerv. The paper on which the new note is printed is made by the same firm as produces the Bank of England note paper. A. i. rosu A Mannerism. "Billings oughtto be ashamed of hinv self," said Aif Kainey. "Why?" Spellers asked. "He knocked me down." "He did?" "Yes, he did." "What for?" "Because I disputed his word." " "Was that the only cause?" "Yes." "Didn't you say something else?" "Not a word." "Perhaps he did not like your man. "May be he did find fault with my manner-isms. a.U'l.at iA xem anv?" "Told him bathe wasablamed liar." Arkanwo Traveler. Cheese, when excessively acid, is likely to produce alarming gastro intestinal irritation. ss. i. itivuik. OVIK-UORiED BUS1NIES KEN. At a restorer n( exhausted nerve force. It bus been largely shown during the pant thirteen Tears that the Compound Treat ment of lira. Stnrkrv & l'aleu. 15.1) Arch street, Philadelphia, l'a , Is the most prompt and etlioent audit yut discovered. Its use by overworked bur-lness and pro fessional men would save many hundreds of live every year, and give to thousand more the ability to work without tne weariness, exhaustion, and peril which now attend theiu. A pamphlet contain ing hill partlru'ara In regard to the natuie and action of this remarkable Treatment, will be mailed free. Write for it Order for the Compound Oxygen Home Treatment will be tilled by II. . Mathews. 021 Powell street, between Bush and Pine street. San Fiancisco. The mill at Minneapolis are now pro ducing ll.OW) barrels of Hour per day. $150,000 IS ADVERTISING. We learn that this sum will be placed among the publishers in the Northwest by an enterprising Arm, who also supply the publishers witn their needlul material. This "Lade for trade" I a new idea upon this Coast It 1 a goed- one and should be nursed. It places buyer and seller upon a much more pleasant and satisfac tory footing, and tends to create business methods that are beneticial to both. The publishers in the Northwest are fortunate In having connection with a business Arm who show such enterprise sad push Ini catering ineir wauu. Four Artlr eiaditlona are being fitted out by the German government AGUE-SHAKEN SUFFERERS Who resort to Hostetter'i Stomach Hitlers ex perience specdlerand more complete relief tli they can hope to do by the use of quinine. This well authenticated fact is of Itself sufficient to have established a high reputation for the flit ters. But tho article Is not a specific merely for the varieut forms of pia?arlsl disease, It endows the system with a degree of vigor, and reforms Its Irregularities with a certainty that const!' tutes its best defence against disorders of the stomach, liver and bowels, specially rife where the atmosphere and water are miasm! tainted. Fever and ague, bilious remittent, dumb ague and ague cake are remedied and prevented by it. and it also removesdyswpsla. constipation. rheumatlsui, &c. Take tins medicine an the first indication that the system is out of onler, and rest assured that you will be grateful for Uie Iiliit, China has 3.500 miles of telegraph line and only seven miles or railroad. CATARRH A New Treatment has been dis covered whereby a permanent cure Is sflected in from one to three applications. Particulars and treatise free en receipt of stomp. A. M. Dixon Si Son, 306 King Su west, Toronto, Canada. There are 1215 prisoners in the Call ferula Penitentiary. Hand lreNeN.-You can save $100 by purchasing your Press from Palmer & Key, 112 and 114 Front St., Portland, Or. Second-hand machinery taken on account Wnen Baby was sick, we gave her C ASTORIA, When she was a Child, she cried for C ASTORIA, When she became Miss, she clung to O ASTORIA, When so had Childrea, the gave them CASTORIi Twentv-flve cents buys a pair of Lyen's Patent Heel StilTeners. Makes a boot or shoe last twice as long. PRINTERS' INK I The best evidence of its efficacy is the ...ll 1.1:... .tU .1. f k V. a Stah" Burning rnftiuiiy wilu vwihu uio brand is sold by Palmer & Hey. Vi CWioi In Plan's dire for Consumn- t on. I urea wnereotnerremeoiesiaii. uc. Try Gekmka for breakfast t) Restoration PY to Health .W-v and BeaUty ft r K"' 1. tL. IU lilt DISFIGURING Humors. Humiliating Krup II limwL Iti-liinir Tortiiru. Kczema. IVoriaxis, Scrofula and Infantile Humors cured by tho Cl'TICHHA KKMKPIKH. I'l'ni'imi Itk'xin vi'VT llip new Mood Dunllnr, cleanses the blood and pernpirRtlon of iinpurl Ucs and poisonous elements, and removes the A(JuTicUBA, the great Skin Cure, Instantly allays Itching and nllaiiiinalion.clearstlieSkin n.i Mnnln lu'iiln IMi'i'Mi and restores the I Inir. CtTlCl KA HOAP. Hn eJHUlNlie ckiu mamum-i Is indispensslile m treating BKin DinvuM-Mmiij lluniors.Skiu.Hleiniuht'i,t'liapped and Oily Skin ki.,1,1 .nrvihmi. Price. Cl'TKTKA. AOc.: Soap, 25c.; Mcholvknt. 1. Tri-Pared by the I'ottkkDkcq and t'HKMK'ALCo..Hiwton. Mass. I'Sead for "How to I'ure Skin Discuses.' 5t Sharp, Sudden, Sciutlc, Neuralgic Hhou- matleana iscrvous rains uiiiiuj ivu hj Oi tii i'HA Anti Pain 1'tAsTsaij.v. EPITHELIOMA! OR MUX CAHKH. For wen yesrs 1 innnrra who Eiiht montlu ao s frlmd rtomminiiilfd tin uwot Swift's Hpecilic, suil I determined to uiaha ui effort to 5rocure it. In this 1 w niccoMmii. smi " h influence of the medicine st Hut to umiewhst allnjed. simI I benn to improve alter the nrt few but tles. My Keneral health has greatly ImpniTed. I am stronger and am able t do any kind 1l,e cancer on iny lacs uessn w ueeresra heal, until there l not s tetl ef it left-ouly s little """""""" Mrs. Jokh A. M.Dokalb. Atlanta, O., August 11, IBM, t ,.. hui .mMr nn m, fuA for iituis years, 01' tending from one cheek bone serosa the nose to the other. It has given we a treat ileal of iln, at times burning and itching to such an elteut thai It was almost unliearmhle. I commenced using Hwifti i ripe- cine in May, 1B4, and hare used eight bottles, ii una given the greatest relief by removing the Inflammation and restoring my general nrnu. . - . KnoiviUe. Iowa, Sept S, ls6 Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free. Tub Swift Specific Co., Drawer 3, Atlanta, Go. N. X., 157 v . d ou rn. e. a. .ioeh, Physician and Surgeon, -IAN BE FOUND AT HIS OFFICE PAY lJ and nlirhL Midwifery and diseases of women a specialty. Office 13i First St. (up stairs). PORTLAND. OREGON. HACAN-S Magnolia Balm is a secret aid to beauty. Many a lady owes her fresh ness to it, who would rather not tell, and can't telL N. P. N. U. No. 103.-8. F. N. U. No. 1H0. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS WILL CURE HEADACHE INDIGESTION MLIOUSNESS DYSPEPSIA NERVOUS PROSTRATION MALARIA CHILLS and FEVERS TIRED FEELING GENERAL DEBILITY PAIN in the BACK & SIDES IMPURE BLOOD CONSTIPATION FEMALE INFIRMITIES RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA KIDNEY AND LIVER TROUBLES FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS The Genuine hat Trade Mark sad crossed Red lines on wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. California Wire Works, 329 MABKET ST., SAN FRANCISCo, AXCrACTt'RESS or WIW EVERYTHING IN WIRE Dtrrtarl UJiroJ W effer fi sale at o-t flgurs DaluCU nllC(ta;4Knt regular siid Uiicktut Being regularly licensed we puarantua our customert against aanatfua. "Vsrlne brand of very oast steel, all alios at lowest market rates. j All meshes k widths, galvanised I Mwruiauoorpuuiirj yaruaap M m Olntri I 0 klnd ' failt dryers, three- IIIIC UlUUll'ra, barvesU'ss, ncWIos, eto. U n n W I ra i training hops, mad from steel tl UUjJ IIIIC I sung hmfctMS specially lor toe purpuss. Pnnrior Trono ( no' all other kinds ot trspt tot UUJllbl I IQjld (nu4es,a4uimU, rats and nuca. ,,. , , . (tat laving- nut vlneyanls, HI- VlilPVarn I MPC4 vided in "llsunoca and made imwihiu stool wire. Ornamental and Useful Wire and Iron Work. XOTKW& mret Katrtrn rnntnctMca hi boum jnanufarruiv, aai aril fom bettor goods as a lower pner. MONEY SAVED! Aa we aril for CAM II r aend ceoilaC.O.O. oar patrons do not pay ns for the following rxprnura and loanra: ttookkrepra, unpaid bllla, rollertora, Intereat on if- ronnta. law aulta and large dla counts UNoally loat to the eon aumer by the dealer buying on eredlt and not for OA Nil. SEND FOR SAMPLES. OL.13S afc 1CI1VC1, 186 First Street, PORTLAXU. OKKGOX, ANY LADY " hrusinsDCini n-ge nut of rHi, fHTtx or iw oioid. a no nooKB, eiunia, j franiMor patUrna. 'X'txm I LMIIL RUS MAKER onanyHswiNO Machins or ly hand. A wonder tulinventinn. It SKI.LS ATSIOHT. PrloeonlvSI. simpie fiisolnatin. Knd uUnip for Nw Frw J.iat, AGENTS Wanted. Gre ill Inducsmtnts. Anelv fortarrittrv No money required, lla suu su. tulUUUt UNO. O. HOITT CO.. Plw's Ttemedy fhr Cntsrrh Is ths Fi Best, KkhIibIi to Use, aud t'lieupuaU I 1 j Alan rood ftir Old In the Hesd, Quadaelitt, lluy Fever, Ac 6U cauls. RUPTURE HADICAI.I.Y UUKKD by I)r. ... ... i.i n't l ivroeeuruiu inswvmj. uu. smUof nallenH eured AT Til KIS own noMits, No r.v erimeutl It doea the World Dhs. Tunes i Bu . 7W Hae to Ht, Hsu yraiiclneo, VL COMvlPNON. I have a puiltlve reniMl y f.ir the almve disease ; by Its ste lhnu,anilsofeaiM.siif the wont kinu and of font taodlne havo ben rureS. t iiilf'l. .oil rune I mvfRllll IsllaetUcary.tliatlwtl aBl TWO IIIITT1.KS tltM, toiflher wllh a VA IX AUI.KTKKAT1KH on tills disease ta anf auffirer. Ulveeipretsaml f (I. addv ss. ' iiu. T. A. SLOCCM, iu fsarl St., Mew Terk.l STEINiVAY.i liniana. bund instrun HK.W It'll A UA.'t, Gahiur, hnenlsh I'uuiosi buixV Oivana, bund Instrunionta. urgest sUk ( lahca Huaia aud Hooka. Hands aui'plled at tjwtrn irioM U. (IHV viirl Post Htrvet, Han t'nuiciico HUMOROUS. The (iovi-rnor tf tlio Stnto Prison onfrlit tu b.! pilicil. for it nuin wit i ix ore:;li" :niti ireil fclung on hi hnml is dcsoi'viiir o( luputhy. Luw&l Citr ken. Kcno nx i tlio Dfw crao anions youno; ladies. Well, it tliey will occupy tho fciico occiisiotmllv It will eive tlio catB a rest, mill tlio whole biisini'M will wear out together. Chicago Tribune, A man in Lonrr tNood, ila., ro centlv oxchanfrod a weekly paper for a mttlo. 'J liis trade wu not eu innpiro priate ai it would siwin at 1,'rHt Llush. They aio both elevators of tho human iace. lite Judge. A man claiming to bo a scientist wants gonio one lo bore the earth ;o nrevent its btirstin::. We have a frio id who wo think would be able to do it Up to this time he has devoted all his boring cnergie to us, and we would bs glad lo see h ru try it on the reat of the eartn. Lotion l onu --"Are vou guperntitious, iny dear?" laid Miss llirJio McOinnn to a newly arrived stratiffer in Au-itin, to wh. in he had become entraeed. "Not a bit, but why do you ask?" replied the youth. "Nothing, except you are the thirteenth young gentleman to whom I have been engased." Teyu Sifting. Bessie, a bit of a blue-eyed g'rl. was about to go with her aunt to dine at a friend's house. "Don't forget your niHDni'rs. Bessie, said her moth er, "lie sure to sar yes, air: 'no, sir,' and 'yes, ma'am' and 'no ma'am' when any one Kpeaki to you." At the table the tirst quest on asked ber was: "lies- - til ...... Ii... anma einnP" 'Ya BIO, V,4I tUU UIIV ,www ""-J" - w ir: no. ir: vea. ma'am: no, ma'am.'' aid Bessie, faintly, while everybody burst out laughing. Uoldtn Days. (mm mil CUTTING CAMEOS. An Kiert Artist lie.cillieis the Work ami ths Materials I'sed. "Our principal materinl is onyx, though wo occasionally work caruulinn, lu;iisliiziili, jaili', etc Onyx In the roit.h ( ailed tnas-iick is found nut'nly in ltrn.il, in pieces wtvghing from five otis downward. Here are some p'o:?.. 1 Von see it Is niatki'd with to ns and a rin of diileront color. Soniotinx's ii oho largo piece there are live or six colors, but UMiitllv there are oulv two. When tho colors are sharplv dcliiicd ntid even after H)lishing they are tit for tho lapidui'v without further trouble. Of coiipm but a very small portion of the pieco found is lit for stono-cuttiug. The average is about a twentieth part. usually in the center ot the atone, (ireitt skill is necessary in cutt'ng out tli 8 part. When the color line is not even they fit them for use for common work by coloring with various acids. The major portion of tin camoo and onyx stones in stone rings nre of th s kind. The greater part of the nun sick found is of tho white and black kind. This atone, when cut and polished, is called onyx. When one of the layers is carved with a design of any kind to thai the whole of one layer is cut away with tho exception of tho raided des'gn it is called a cameo. When tho design is cut into tho stone it is termed an intag lio. Tho rough massick is not polished or cut into jewelers' sizes in America. The great seat for this branch is in (ier maiiv, between tho city of Moselle and tho Khlno. Tho workmen havo great fad. ties there for water-power, labor is very cheap and well organized, and they can produce stones tpiito ready for tho engraver at astonishingly low prices, A largo amount of cameo and intaglio cutting, ol a rough but cll'ective kind, is also dono in this snnio district. These atones aro exported to other Kuropean countries, to rrovidcuco, K. I., and the iewelry centers hero, where they an1 mounted by the manufacturers in gold of various qualities. These are the goods sold at nineteen stores out of twenty. They pass muster with the multitude as they are showy and the pr co is very reasonable, but lor con no;sseurs and those able to pay the price a few of the best stores Import artist o work from Italy, or have it cut to their order here. You would hardly bcl eve that I can buy cameos antt Itag lios at a lower rate than these unen graved rtoncs. but it is a fact. The larger goods, such as toilet bottles match boxes, and like ornaments of nil kinds in onyx, jado, cariielian. etc, nre all mado In Europe. Thev could not he produced here for twice or thrice tin amount, even when tho duty is add.d to the lirst cost." "What aro tho different processes ol your workr "The stono Is first ground to tho shape required on the steam wheels. Wo commence with tho large tines and gradually como down to the smaller as tho work is coming to a close. The stone is then linnly fixed with lapidary cement to th s piece of wood, alxmt three inches long and twice tlio sizo of tho Mono. A rough outline Js the.ii penciled on. After this nil depends ou the ncutenuss of sight and delicacy ol touch in the operator. For cameo work T use n I most two hundred tools, lhcsf can not, bo bought reatly-made, but must be manufactured in tho worksiiot here. I often have to make a nutnbi of tools of a peculiar shape before I can start in on a commission. J hese tool aro almost all of ono kind. Hero are few of them. At ono end Is a screw which lits into my foot-latlio. The other end gradually taper, and at the po tit Is worked Into a sort of circular saw. J no sizes oi meso Haws vary irom hnlf nn Inch In diameter to 1-li'Kth Here is one of tlio smallest; you can not sec tlio saw with tho naked eye, Tlio slrcl must bo of perfect temper am tho teeth nuito even, or Ihey aro unlit for use. I first cut around tho outlino, both horizontally and perpendicularly with sonio of tho larger saws. After ward I cut In the portrait and accj'S sories with ono of the smaller tools, wo diamond dust in every stugo of the work, as tho tool alone would make no impression on fine onyx. Of course, the lino touches tnko tho most time am trouble. It is most exhausting work, as the eye and tlio Icintl must he complete IV In unison, lor Ihu sligntes' sup woui spoil tho work of weeks. That three headed medallion I showed you cost mo many a sleepless night. In crest, sou I or nnino work in relief tho process I tho same, but I generally mitko a rci wax impression ot tlio etching lieloro start on the stono. Those commissions, when a'mplo, aro quite reasonable In price. 1 havo made some for ns low as eiirlit dollars, but of couiso thev sonu times oome ns high ns a portra:t if there Is much work. Alter the c.irving n dono the stone Is polished, lirst w t a lump of lead or zinc, and then with trinoli. rouge and putty. Then tho tone is examined with a glass of gr power, and any slight defect remedied, Tlio work is then complete' "What Is incrtisted work?" "Incriistlng Is an old method that hits sprung into favor again during the las few years. Tho design or letters are cut into the onvx and pure or twenty' four-carat gold or lino platinum ham mered into the cuts until ills Hush with the surface. When properly done thl work is very beautiful and durable. Chicago Sews. Johnny came in out of breath th other dav. and. he i 112' (mentioned, said "I kicked Sammy Smiler; that's what I did. and I ran awav." You klcke Sammy Smiler!" ejaculated maternal authority, repressing a tendency to smile at the milled aspect of the small kicker, and Mernly didactio of speech; "you kicked Sammy Smiler! I should think that vou would bo ashamed to kick a nice littlo boy," w.th a circum flux on each word of the description, "and then run away! If 1 kicked a nu little boy I would stay and take the consequences." "ConsCfpiences!" aaid Johnny, undeterred by the praise be stowed on Sauitnv and rellected blame on him "consequences! Huh! I took the consequences before I kicked him." Button Transcript. as 1 A glass bedstead has been made at a Uirm nghara. fcng., lactory ior a Cal cutta mill onaira. It la of solid glass, the leirs. ra In. etc. being richly cut. The King of Iiurmah also baa on. THE GREAT REGULATOR PURELY VEGETABLE. Are Ton Bilious? 77i ftroulator nrvrr fall to run. I moat cheerfully recommend Ii to all who suffer from liilioiif Attacks or any Discass caused by t dis arranged slats of tht llivcr. Kansas utt, Ho. w, k. ulknaku. Do ton Want Good Digestion ? I sulTertd Intrnulu mltti full Slomark.H fad- arhr, tie, A niighbor, mho had take Simmon Livrr Regulator, tout m$ U vat turf curs for my traublt. Tin flrtt ion I too relieved aw very much, and in au leeek'l time I wot at ttrma and Anirfu at ever wot. It U th btt medicin I rwr too for itytprpna, Richmond, Va. U. G. CRENSHAW. Do Ton Suffer from Constipation ? Testimony of Hisam Wasnss. Chief. Justice oi Ga. : " 1 have used Simmons Liver Regulator for Constipation of my Dowels, caused by s temporary Derangement of the liver, fcr the last three or four yean, and always aritk decided benefit." Have You Malaria 7 tar sod experience with Slmmont liver AVffs- lufor since 1HU5, and regard it at th greatnt mrdlein of the Hme for dleeur pecu liar to malarial realon. So tood swdl- rls deeervel sslwraul commendation. REV. Jf. B. WHARTON, Cor. See'l Southern Baptut Theological Seminary. Safer and Better than Calomel t I have been suhjeA to severe spells of Congestloa tha Liver, and have been is the habit of taking from n to so grains of calomel, which generally laid me up for three or lour days. Lately 1 hava been taking Simmons liver Regulator .which gave me re lief, without mntf Interruption to Murines. MtUDLsrosT, U A J. iiUOU. J. H. Zeilin A Co., Philadelphia, Pa. FIXCE. 851.00.. A. B. STEINBACH. The Clothier and Hatter, Cor. First and Morrison. PORTLAND, OR., Kwrathalarmtand flnrst stock of Olothini, Hata and Kiirnlahliuj (IihhIs on baud. Samplra, ltta rulw 'ttr avir-mraaurviuent, scut rec or ciian-v to any pniut, on spulioatiun. A. a bTKINUAt PETALblvIA INCUBATOR. HaUhcs sll kinds of KlitIS The 8IM.,'LE8T, Chsspsst. Hid MOST PI PH CI IN' IIBMOIJ ' made, XUoU Mlnla,18iver, lint rrviuniiiis. All Henil for liure IllustnU. ultr TREE. Address feUlnma Inoabstor 10, iviu.nnn, CsL R. U. AWARE THAT ' Lorillrd's Climax Plug besrlrg s red tin tog ; tlmt Lonllardt Hiiail,Hf Itne out i tlHtt Uwlllanll Knvy Cllpnlnas. al Unit Uitilmnl'a HimUs,ara tue Heal auu oueauoss, quiuiiv wiuwww r IF I HAD BUT 50 Cents 1 WOI'LI HE1 FOR p RINTING PROFIT." Address: PALMER & REY, I'ubllahera, 112-114 FRONT 8TEEET, PORTLAND, OR. CURE FITS! When 1 sat Sire 1 li uoi mean ntrly to ion u,int ic. atlme aud then bavs them return aiisln. liua a rn, S4limr.. I have miM the dussse ut KITS, Kl-ll.grl or rALLmoSlCKNKHSallfelouglluily. 1 warrant ma remtjlr a ears the worst ci, bmsuss oiuers bavs lallsS Is no reason tor not now reeeUliig a ours. r; J a m ones lor a treatise and a free Bonis ef my hilslUHS tsmMly. Give lipresa snd rust omee. Ik ceeu) v BosiUue fbv atrial, and I will ear yn. iililress lir. U. O. KOUT. s rearl IV.Xew Tort, t'ntt LuLTor Ke,::(,t;i4tc n tl tiprly l.f lite citrc ol dt raoKcuK-muuf the cutrHtiv oriMun. 1 lie DnntlnuMisMrraiia u( kl.l'XI'RlLli Y ictuietiti(t ihiiub the p-trii must feature thviu to hfaJth ftilmn. lo not confiumt thUwtih l lctnc IVItt itlveriHMd to curt nu nit , ,wnr fr,(mhcadtotoe. II M tit Kjy t ONIIeciftcpuiKe. alii For ciftulm K'vmtf n' '-V'-JaIHI ft-tmntlon. ftihlKM (Wrvef sflNll lkttficliKi:o..wiWii.iiir a' UI'UI Ion Streets CfilvnnslJl head to tue. it lui W9 ill hv lirrver IDIFl. lULTJSITITil, THE SPECIALIST, Ko. 11 Kearny St., San Francisco, fcal. Trsati M Chkosio, SisciAb axd Psivats Dwssai WITH VtllSliKSri'U Ol'wana. THE GREAT ENGUSH RfeMtUT i Is a coiroiii nire mr Srrrou ItehlUty, ImeX Munhoixl, J'rwtuton 0.x-, sin) sll the evil illvcts ol youthlul follies snd excesses, sou in Inking liitoxlcntmtt morn. Dr. Mtutie, io Is s regular physl (tnuluate of the lit 1 ct sityof I'onnsylvttiiia sort's to forfeit s.v; nr s cum of this kin ' U.t I'ffiil Jtritorntlvt (iiiv dorhissneolal svlvlc sml trwitment) will not -nrs II. W bottle, or four times ths quantity i si -it t any aiMnM on receipt of prloe, or C. O. I). In pi Ivats name If doelrcd. by irt Mlotlr,. It Kearuj fit., ti. V. Cut Bend lor list of questions snd pmiUr HA Ml' I B VOTTT.H i'BKK will be sent to suy one spplymf by letter, sjtstln symptoms, sex and aye. btrU. socrecy In regard U sll business transactions. REJUVENATOft ThlsraliTytli,m Ins Kemiy ni erv Jonlr t ares nussst nll.Narvimsand fhvial Iielnllty, Ixiaa ol ViralKj Weakness, Virile lWlint, Impotency, tlvenvnsitivs traditions. Prostatitis. Ki nevaiHllllalWrrflniulaliiW Illsraare ol the HUmnI, Krup tloua, and all the evlletfet ol youthful follirs aud ea oeasre prnuaiiontly re valuing sll tuviiuntary weskeulng drains upon tlie vvstrm, buwevec thr "nlf resVvrlug Loat Manbunl, hnwiMf eainioHcau-d ttw case may be, sod wbers sD other rerneuies hae tailed. A rrrmasvrnl ( arc Abaolatrly aaraalel Pnos 80 per bottle, or IKs bottles IW 111 XolirUM, rfc.O;U.to 7' kLrlvate,b S'. ..r5'-,lf'l w . a . k.. a S ranrlncel t SI. IMSVrsurw, ""-".w--,,, o ahoW ft. 1 smtiI, will besnit tnane applying hf Me, -staUns ajrniBtnwisana ae ' .uauiiuum, sUiaieuuii'Uintlat! uf tStaiui 1M v i P 1 1 r ri rr. ii in.OMurir.LU v. "V