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WOMEN IN BUSINESS. Tlie'f Mala Friends Largely ltitsponsihls for Tliflr Lark of Aptltmla lor Affair. One of tho strongest arguments in I ho minds of many aeainst woman rights I -' tlie want of altitude slioun by women, as a whole, for business. Now and then a woman, strong and mighty, will make her appearance and seem to be s proof of tho hidden talent pos sessed by her set Hut tho vast number of womon prove conclusi that If they possess tho business talent 'tis most securely hidden, and nothing but practical education in the laws gov erning tho transactions of tho business world will reveal it Fathers and brothers are largely to blame for this ignorance, as the majority of them are educated to believe that business af fairs are nono of a woman's business, but that it is a field to be occupied en tirely oy themselves. A well-known writer on tho subject. alluding to the fact that pome busine s men and some corporation refuse to do business with women, savs: "Business men or corporations have, of course, tho right to put upon their business transactions such limits as they think tit, but men will certainly adopt and maintain only such laws and limitations as are profitable. It is well to know what disadvantages women rest under in business; but nil (if them can be traced to one timid- Ynntajro of not beinjr trained into care ful business habits. Every girl should be taught now to keep her accounts In an orderly ana business-like manner; she shoul l bo trusle.l with an allow ance, ba held responsible for its man- ngorao:it, and made to abide the con- sequences of lis mismanagement; and every gin should bo taught arithmetic in 8i.cn a praei cai way mat she can compute interest, buy and sell, and de pend with i crfeut confidence on her own figures. , "The injustice that parents rich and 1 poor do their daughters by bringing them up in a staioot iniantile ignorance of a flairs, and by keeping them in a condition of pecuniary dependence even after they have reached womanhood, is not to be computed. It can. Indeed, be measured only by the mortiliention, the inconvenience and sufl'ering in which such raiding involves its vie tinis. '"Havel not walked openly,1 savs Mrs. Helen Campbell, "into a choice selo.tion of the pitfalls which yawn be fore my sisters, and all because certain business knowledge.which a man seems to get through his lingers' ends, fails to becoino a part of ordinary women. With the man there is an Inherited apti-' tuue, arid observation and constant op portunity to confirm the habit. With ihe woman there is equally an inher ited inaptitude, and not only this, but an indifference and placidly accepted ignoraneo that, to one who has learned what allocking wrong may be the result of this state, is simply appalling. " Trop.Tty slips away suddenly, rights are invaded or set aside, children sull'er, lives are spoiled, through failure to find out precisely what certain forms mean, or what the'bearing of an action may be. Every week brings to us the story of some woman's suffering through blind confidence that things were safe and right; while thousands, through sharp exnerienca, have learned their lesson, other thousands, are ruined be yond hope or redress. The bearings of common law should be as much a part of a girl's education as arithmetic or any other essential " Christian Union. to VENEZUELA. The Oil.lOutllti for Sleeping; anil ItatMiig In the Hotels of That Troplrnl Country, Ti:o bedrooms all open upon a large court and nro nothing but dark cells or closets with no ventilation except what comes in at the door. When the doors are shut but they never shut them they would su Toe. ite if they did they hang a piece of matting or a sheet on cord that stretches across about two- thirds of the way from the ground. Thi doesn't add to tho privacy of the apart ment, but it promotes comfort immense ly. If the night is so hot that you can not stay in your room the alternative is to swing a hammock in the patio, and when morning comes creep back into your cell so they can set the tables for breakfast There isn't a bed in the whole house everybody sleeps on cots. Ihi guests bring their own towels and soap, but wine is furnished without extra charge. The landlord give you a cauplo of sheets and a lumpy little pillow of wool or tine hay. If you want a blanket you must bring it along, but there is very utile danger of needing oni. Tho bathing arrangements are quite as odd. J he sharks are so numerous that it is dangerous to bathe in the surf, and nobody cares to have his legs nipped off, so a semi-circular pen of pil ing has been erected, at Government expense, reaching about one hundred feet into the sea. Through this piliug the suit beats quite !;ere;.'ly. J ho pen is divided in tlie center by a high wall, one side being for the ladies and the other for tho gentlemen. At the shore end is a miniature castle of stone, like wise divided into two large rooms, with a row of benches around the wall and nooks to hang your clothes on over them. Everybody bathes au nature; bathing dresses aro unknown; you pav five cent for a ticket and ten cents for a large sheet, which is used as drapery and in a towel, and then undress. The attendant hands you a sheet when you an htrpped, aud concealing jour nakedness with that protection you climb down the stone stairway, hang your sheet over the railing, and plunge m. i tic water is glorious warm and salty, so dense that it will almost bear you on tho surface, and deep enough to pwim nnd dive. When you have had enough of it you climb up the stairs, seize your sheet, and throw it around you, sitting on tho bench until you are dry enough to resume your clothing. t'er. Chicago Inter Ocean. Tapioca Cup Pudding: Ono even tetspoonful of tapioca soaked for two hours in nearly a cup of new milk; stir n'o this one egg beaten very light, a it'Je salt, and sugar to the taste. Bake in cups fifteen minutes. The Jloute THE LIME-KILN CLUB. Tut Trairlo Outcome of a Conspiracy Unseat Urother Gardner, The excitement which has prevailed among certain of the older members of tho club came to a climax Saturday evoulng. What occasioned tho ec'te- mcnt was kept a profound seerei among a dozen, but It may be stated here that the rumpus was kicked up by rrw. Minitower Miiytna, a local mem ber with a hare-lip and toes turoin" in For some weeks passed tho professor has hankered for an official position, and, failing to secure recognition ol his meriu, ho organized a conspira -v to ut'uirono nromer uaruner. My or I - A. . cuiuung many huso statements, and by forg'ng tho names of several individ uals to false documents, ho enlisted the sympathies of Elder Antimony Swift, Deacon I ohort Davis and Judge Cut- Off horapiTherry. Ho approached Huek'ebeiTy Tompkins with the plan, and even weut so far as to offer him a new fifty-cent door-mat to join the conspiracy, but Iirother Tompkins was true bluo and gave tho whole affair a way. When the meeting was ca'led to or dor th threo conspirators were in ti.eir seats entirely unsuspicious of the sami-ctuD winch was hanging over their heads, while tho President, Sir Isaac Walpolo, Wiivdo vn Itebee. and .oilers in tue ring, carried Very carious countenances. The plot of the con- 'spirafora was not vet fully ripo. lot Smytiie was just settling himself down to sound Elder Toots in, the matter, when Urother Gardner rose up and said: "Envy am de parent of half do wick edess in dis world. One of de fust principles of human natur' am to b grudge'some odder pusson's good luck, but de miuit common sense am called in fur consultation dis envy disappears except in isolated cases. e envy do rich, while it am p'raps our own fault entirely dat wo am not classed among em. 8 envy taionr, an yet we am fo'ced to acknowledge to ourselves dat we irew awar our opportunities. "Find me a man who am down on his fellow man on gincral principles an' I'll show you a chap who orter be in State Prison by de same rule. "De Lawd put us heah tur each to make his own way. De field am world wide, wid nlentv of room fur alL If ono. by his npplieashun, perseverance, 1 M t II lYi t T an' illn,n!i.l!..n a ....... . .iikliiv ll llUlUlIllllI.ilIUIl,. lijwnn above de one who waits fur luck and feeds his soul on envy, any conspiracy to pull him down should be sot down on by all good men. Hruddotjt Smytlte, Swift an' Davis, I should like to see de three of you at de foot of de grand staircase. Dar' am a l.'etle matter dat I wish to diseu-s in private." Ihe trio of conspirators were evi dently surprised at the request, but sus pected nothing, and followed the Presi dent down stairs. As no ono was per mitted to follow, it may never be known what happened on the landing. What the meeting heard may, however, throw some general light upon the subject: . 1. J ells ot terror. 2. Sounds of heels striking the walls. 3. Sounds of cloth being ripped and torn, and boot-heols striking the fence on tho other side of the alley. . 4. Bump kerchunk - thud deep si lence. 5. Tho echoes of the too of a No. 13 boot striking against coat-tails. Soon after these last-meritionod sounds had dio.l away Urother Gardner entered the room with a sweet smile on his face and walked straight to his seat without a word. There was ."blood on his left ear, the polish was worn oil his right boot, nnd one end of his collar was unbuttoned, but this mi"ht have happened to any man who had fallen down stairs. "Misser Presid' iif, shall I cross de three nanu's Off de book?" asked the Secretary. . , "Do Cha'r reckons you may," was tho answer, "an' we will now take up de reg' ar bill o' fare." Detroit Free J'acss. A BABY IN THE BLOCK. Tribulation of a 1''p-I.ovIii Suffirei Living Next to Xurspry. Have you ever been compelled to live in the hous 5 or next door to a woman who has a baby? If nor, thank the fates for your good luck; if you have, tlie sympathy is mutual. From the house adjoining comes a blood-curdling shriek. It does not end wi:h one, but Is kept up continually for fifteen ruin utes, more or less. While wo sit and wonder where the supply of wind come? ir.un Hurried steps tire heard, a door is flung open, end a loud, unmusical voiet cries: "i harita, . ( harita! What'f wong wit mummie's 'ittle dirl?" Loud kissing. "Dere's a pet Don't ty, mumm'e's here. Who 'bu-ed my 'ittk am nntr v lie is tiio big, nasty bug- gieboo tat scared my 'ittle un? Mummie chaso it away. Dero, dere, now doodness, doolncss, is 'ittle heartie brokle?' ' The crying continues, and she pro ceeds to sing this song, which might be Greek: Pmlln, dinlln, rtu, do, TiuiIIp, dudlu, du, de, Dudio, dudlo, du. do, IniiHe, dudlc, du, do, Itudlo, duille, du, de. Duello, dudlo, du, do, du, ' This is repeated several times, each with renewed vigor. A heavy step is heard, and a manlv voice says: -lau puppa; can ptippa; call puppa; tiss puppa." And the heavy tread ol the man sounds as he walks the floor and sings a new song: Do da, do da, dodto, dodle, do da, not one or a half dozen, but every morning at 2:30 or three o'clock. When the youngster squalls the man rises from Irs bed and regularly sings "Sweet Violets," as if he was in a desert and wanted to hear a human vo.ee. 1 hey are to move next week. With an inward, earnest prayer, and a great deal of trepidation, we await the arrival ol the neighbors. lVt.iburah Dispatch, CHIROGRAPHY OR PHRENOLOGY, Tlia Texas Man Mho 11 ml tha llct Ksaanna for Doubting That a !'ron Peculiarities Can II Indicated hjr Kilhor, "1 tell you It'a all humbug nbout expert being able to Ml all about a per sou s character by las h.mdwritutg, said Raymond Smytho. "I don't a,'reo with you. The bold man writes a bold, reckless hand. Just look at the signature of the great Na poleon. It looks moro like a flash oi lightning than a signature. Tho bin ness man writes a business hand. The close, stingy man can be detected In his handwriting," replied Andrew Wells. "That's what these experts all say. gave the matter a practical test, and am in a condition to sav that it is fraud." . , "How did vou make the test?" "For more than six months I had been paving serious attention to M liirdio McGinnis, ono of the belles of Austin. As far as I could judge, sho was tho right kind ot a girl to iiiako an excellent wifo. Shu was as mild and as gentle as a lamb whenever I called ou her. I wanted a meek sort of a woman for a wife, for I like to have things my own way. Nie was moreover, very In dust lions, which is a very desirabi habit in a woman nowadays. She seemed to be very economical, which is another good thing to have tn the tarn V: ' - . lou seem to havo found a mo I woman. That Is what I thought, but I had my doubts, for one day as I was riding past I saw her chase her graudmotht through the yard with a broomstick, but I thought they were only playing, aiuiougn sno nit mo old lady soma prettv solid whaeks." " hat did you do to verify your sus picionsr wen, lust about that time 1 read in a ew iork paper that Prof. Smith, on being furnished with a specimen of tho handwriting of a person and six dollars in advance, would furnish a pcrfuc analvs's of tho wr ter's character. sent on the six dollars and one of riirdie's letters, nnd in a short t;rae re ceived an answer to tho effect that tho lady who wroto the lines was a female that she was of a demure, quiet dispo sition, whose character could be easily molded; that she was economical, am incapable of deceit On tho strength of this I dismissed my doubts. 1 pro posed, was accepted, and wewero mar ried." ' Your wife turned out just as you ex pected f Smythe lixed a stony gaze on Wells, and then he veiled: 'No, she didn't bv a blamed sight Shakespeare's shrew was a lamb com pared to her. She will fight a cross-cut saw. Mio is the most extravagant woman I ever saw. She has bank rupted me. And, as for deceitfulncss, sho beats tho mischief. Everything is false about ber, from her hair down I hat s how you can tell all about a per son s character bv handwriting." "Why don't you put your foot down? Why don't you make her behave her- scUi ' . mm i 1 did trv it once, i d rather fro into a cage full of tigers. "o, sir; this finding out all about a person by the handwriting is a humbug. lint I'll tell vou now to unu an aoout a ijrson: dt irenology. 1 had mv head examined. and the professor described my char acter to a dot." ' What sort of a man did the profes sor say you were? " ' lie said 1 was a man ot undoubted firmness a born ruler of men; that I had a will that, would break, but not bend, nnd that 1 was brave even to rashness." " When did you have your head ex am'ned?" 'Shortly after I was married." " That accounts for it. Tlie nhrenol- ogst was deceived as to your character by the bumps raised on your head with the broomstick. let a Stjltiigx. "Wall," said Mrs. Spriggins in re sponse to a remonstrance from her hus band, "1 got tired sittin' np there all alone in solitaire, so I jist went down and percolated through the crowd!" Life. On the Safe Side. "Tom! Tom!" yelled a Loy on Gris wold street yesterday to another a block away; "come hero as fast as ever you can! Here s a boy up Ihe alley who has found a nickel!" "Vthatol it.' queried the other ai lie came up. "Let's take it away from him." "Sure there ain't a hole punched In it?" "Dead sure." "Is ho a big boy?" "No-smaller'n us. Come on." , "Say, don't you bo in such a hurry," cautioned the other. "If the nickel is all right, and we kin lick the boy, that's so much fur our side, but let's circle around a little. May bo he's a chap who's got political Influence and belongs to our party. Things is right down clus in politics, nnd we don't want any body to bolt our nominations." Detroit Free 1'ress. The Frcedmcn's Aid Society of the Methodist Church has aided in tho es tablishment and support, among tho co'ored people, of seven chartered schools, besides a medioai college at Nashville, a Diblical institute at Haiti more and twenty-three chools not chartered. Aid has also been extended to schools for tho whites. Tho total disbursements of the society last year amounted to $147,05171) -V. Y. Ex aminer . The Presbyterians have in Utah 33 schools, .14 teachers, and more than 2.00J nupils; the (Jongregationalists, 3D schoois, with 47 teachers and upwards of 1,800 scholars; then tho Methodists, 1 1 schools, 10 teachers and about 700 pupils; tho Episcopalians, 5 schools, 2j teachers and an attendance of 860; tua Catholics, 3 schools, 35 teachers and 4.00 scholars enrolled, and the Baptists, 2 schools, 3 teachers and 175 pupils. Total, 85 schools, 188 teachers, and an enrollment for the year of 7,50 A BEAUTIFUL WOMAff. . A woman with pleasant smile.'clcar skin. bright eye, eenerous expression, elastic step, hearty-hand shake and courteous welcome. Such woman Is not the victim of debility, languor, or dyspepsia. She has overcome these pests by using Jirown's iron Miners, the world s peat tonic. Miss Mattie Uenson, South Paraonfleld, Me., says. "AfteruKlnpUrown a Iron Hitters for weakness and lack of appetite and energy. I felt like another person." WIT AND WISDOM. Buy what thou hast no no i.l of, and ere long thou shalt sell thy neces saries. . "Sleep on a pillow-sham Is not apt to bo real," obierved a philosopher. No; not if your wife catches you at it. The fool knows nothing of slmmu. A man can hold up his head under nnv circumstance when there Is nothing ill It -V. 0. licayunc. The Language Club savs the word menu" must go. Hut why? It not Infrequently happens that Ills the only luxury on tho bill of fare. Chicago J our nil They aro experimenting at Staten I-dand with some new cannon. These cannon-i have the latest style of breeches, with four pockets, and aro very killing. X V. Ikmhl. - Jacob's old dreim was not an un reasonable one. His angels did not fly up lo Heaven; they went patiently u'u each round of the ladder, aud thoy be gan at tho Imttoiu. Christian litgiskr. Young lad es at a certain Western college are taught how to make bread. Wl.cn they graduate they are known us college-bread women, aud are in great demand with housekeepers. Uuriiinj ton Free fres. " No, my daughter," said tho old man, "you shan't niarrv thattiiar dood cf 1 khi heblt." "Hut think, father; think of my happiness, even if you dis like Algernon ' Augustus," pleadod the handsome girl. "Think of the heart ache" ".list fur the world liko yor mammy, girl, said tlie old man, point ing to his bald head. "See what her h'ar-tiikes have done fur mo!" JVne iwm Independent. Jock Kuss -11 was a farm servant not far from Cnrnwath. One day when Mrs. Itrown. the farmer's wrt went into tlu in, lk bouse sho found Jock down on his knees before a milk boy no nnd skimming the cream oil with his finger and putting it in his mouth. "Oh, Jock, Jock!'" sho exclaimed, "1 don't like that" "Ah, wunian," re plied Jock, "ye don't know what's gude for ye." (llasijow Evening Time. The Happy Plumber. u. tho )luiii"ler. The rich old pliimt-er! Won't hit ito in Miiiit next suinmerl Hi- ran Hirt Htore-cliithit And ulilnlntr collars, I.hv ott st t-pii-s And ieml his t f f I. Happy Hiippy -Happy old pihmlierl ' To whom a cold winter ilriiiK.i a wuna summer. Whitehall Time. Dawny Campbell went to build a small outhouse of brick,. After the nsital fashion of bricklayers he wrought from the inside, and," having th j ma terial close be-iido him, tho walls were rising fast when dinner-timo nrrlvod, and with it his son Jock, who brought his father's dinner. Wi'h hnntt pride in his eyo Dawnv looked at Joi k over the wall on which he was encaved and nsked: "Hoo d'yo think I'm grtlin' on?" "Famous, fether; but hoo d.io ye get oot? ye've forgot the do r." One look around him showed Dawny that his son was right; but, looking kindly at him, he said: "Man, Jock, you've j:o! a gran' heid on ye; ve'll be an architect yet, as shure's yer faither's a maaon." u angow Averting limes. -The German Minister of Public' In struction has decided to permit vlvieo tion in the medical schools under cer tain delmito conditions, ono of which is that animals, in all cases, when not in compatible with the object of the exper iment, shall bo an esthetieizo I. This official reeognit'ou of the scientific no cossity for these experiments will doubtless havo tho effect of encourng- ug the practice everywhere. " ' TIPPECANOE THE k. o M O H S O a, Z 0 X BEST oopnuoMTiol. TONIC H X ni 0 5 o R z H z m z IP 00rl0HTIS 1 SATISFACTION GUARANTEED, E. H. 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IILr-tltUlAtlM, MUitll. mb tmnu 7i.M.HaslEi'8 mors ... r . I . , J ft. From KKM up. Tin MODK I, ItnxM.tir from $5 tin. 8od fur tlr. Vular ounUlnliLg union vnuib.i lufommtltin. Iliomuulilirml Poultry k Koiin. 1011 itmn.lwuj, OtkUud, Cftl. I am an old man. For 28 ven.ru I millVrod with ulcen on my riirht leg as tint result of typhoid fever. Amuutalion was itnrireiitMl ai the only tneani of pri'M-rvine life. The doctor could do nothing tor me. anil thought I must die. For three yoaii I never had a shoe on, 8 Ift'i Hpeclflc has made a permanent cure and added ten yean to uiy mo. ji. n. hkkd. nail u., ua, I have taken Swift i Bwclflc for blood nolnon enntrartea at a mratrai cniii-KC at a uivHoi-tinn wniio 1 wen mwlleal siuiKniU I aniKraunu to lay that it irave meainvcdr and thorough cure after my iarpnta had c-nt hundred! of dollars for tri al nu-nu , Auni'HTL'B Vi knpkl, M. I),, Nowarlc. N. J. Mv wife from early irlrlhood has been tuffer lnK.from rhruniatism. r-he li tried maa remedies, and I mum frankly say Has dcrlvei more boiietlt from Kwlft'i hpeeilto llian from au tne ouien, alter long ana milium trial. KBV. J At, ti. I'IKKCK, Uilord, Ua. Swift's Rnerlllo is ntlrcly vrirclahln. Trea- ubo on Wood and Hkln Dlaeasei mailed free. TUKSwiKTlSi-KoiKK't'o., Drawer 3, Atlanta Ga.. or 150 W. !Od 8t., N. Y. coNsunPTion, t betTcapotltlvarnmedf (irtliiUjrdlMft; br III m ihnnMftnliof easvi of lltft Wont hlnU and of tone Undtntf hftTO boenciirr!. iiii1. au irmtK I ni T fwl D in lu.mrdCT.tlt I wl I ifii.lTWO HiTM,KM FRKI, WHethrwltrt V A l.l' Ain-t-TttKAHhK on Mtlid. Wmiif iUiU'rwr, uivofii mu r. it maar . ,VU. Ja A i SrVvVa flWI JIW I VTMt R. U. AVARE .THAT Lcrillard's Climag Plug harln a rrd II tag ; Omt Lorillnrd'l Unu l.vnf fine cm: that IriHorirj t f'llDolnua. and Hint Lorillard i huuUa.are the boat aud c-huupt-.l, ulty cun.ld(ircd I EslabllHhed I8G1. P. O. Hox 8110. JOHN F. ENCLISH, . (iralo, PmduM sod Oeneral COMMISSION MERCHANT K.S1S and ail Iravln Mtrret, 8AN rHANCIHfJO CAL. (Meroher of a V. IVkIw tirhann.-l. Corurlirnmeot sod onk-ra will raccira iromiit alumtiua. Caab adr tanest mad. HAY PRESSES, l'KKKS KKItl l f:i. I'etaluma Tress reduced from tl'fl to f.KiO; Monarch lOton Cur i'ress from to '; Monarch Junior I'n-oH from t.'M to t?HXI: F hkIc Hay I'rt-M, tiKl; Climai. KJMI; iincerwill's Hand Hhv l'rei-H.$ii'.an(l e I T.r: Hop l'reM.s.tm)to HI0, 11 kind" "f l'r-"-i built t'nnler. Anilram. Tl(in.4.. IMIIAH A (U.. Han FranclwfQ. TM FlrXT or Itrtrmm, jht ittaila f Kpteawly for tlie ri r. of derarm-t-ma-nUt of tlie frenetnUva oraana. There li no rr.lataka abool tht. Inalnjntent. Xtm cod tlnooul lrlm fl i.LX). THIC IT Uirrx.frll tl moiro tliem artlon. Ito n4 rouAound tni. will, EkirtrM tv-iu ii.ent.r-t to euro all IIU (nun h-ad to t' It K fur ItiaONK hmOWi ImrDMa tr .-InlltKni wMr, liu: Inrnnn.tli.n - - -- tiocutu tut ifc, aa win imUAt au cUaijiii. lit. t Y p i ma. I ln tk4 parta aniiM :Imtoi l hMiHTr Thta Crea t Rt rrn4ttni ins Krmrtly aiut Nerve Ionic lurrt itMoiit I a 1 1. New u. and I'liynhai IN-I.illly, L-'M of Vitality, WwUneM, Virile Decline, Fniti-ucy, Oeerwmltlf! Oollditlona, rroelatltl". Ki.l neyand HlaiMert'onil'luliila, DlM-aM-auf the IUwhI, Kmp. Himi. and all the evIletTt-ct! of jrouUifui follies and el orate. pemianentlf pr Yotitlnf all uiti'iiinttrf weakinliil drains uixm tin nyatem, howef er thi-y cwir rentorlnf L Manltond, liiiwever eoiiiiittcaU-d tlie case may bs, end when) all other rcinoulo have felled. A rermanmt I'vire AbsolufelytUunrnntcea. rrio ti W per lltl, or (If holtlel for10. Bent nninreaelutol iirloe, or0.O.l.,to !iiysildrei,itrkU lYLrl'lt''r lH. !. HAtHM.lt. KM krarnr Hlrcet, Hun l'riinrlc i al. ,a .1- . M BUtllclrllti W SHOW 111 HJatintfiyiiiwimiianu sn x .i M Maryland, My Maryland." "I'rctty Wives, "M.. Lovely duutfelcra aud noble men." "Mr farm lie In a rather low and mias matic situation, and "My wife 1" "Who!" " Waa a very pretty blonde I " ' , Twenty year ago, became "Sallow I" " Hollow-eyed I" "Withered and arced I" Before her time, from "Malarial vapors, though slie made no particular complaint, not being- of the grumpy kind, yet causing me great uneaa-Ineaa. "A short time ago I purchased your rem edy for one of the children, who had a very severe attack of biliousness, ana it occurred to me that the remedy might help my wife, ai I found that our little girl, upon recovery had "Lostl" "Her sallowness, and looked as fresh as a new blown daisy. Well the story Is goon told. My wife, to-day, has gained her old timed beauty with compound Interest, and Is now as handsome a matron (if I do say It myself) as can r-e found In tills county, which Is noted Tor pretty women. And I have only Hop Bitters to thank for It, "The dear creature just looked over m) shoulder, and says 'I can Hatter ec,ual the days ot our courtship,' and that re minds me there might be more pretty irivet if my brother farmers would do as I have done." Hoping you may Ions be spared to do good, I thankfully remain, C. I,. Jamkh, BK1.T8VIM.E, PrUce George Co., Md ) May 2Uth, 1H83. J" tr None irciiulne without a bunch of green Hops on the white label, t-lmn all the vile, poisonous stuff Ttitli "Hop" or "Hope" in their name. ASS FOB n I a t mm U I M IM I EXTRACTS ireil Awarded Premium INNS an 1NN4 FOR PURITY Al STRENGTH State Fair, Portland, Preiron. Meehanlfi' Fair, Han Francisco, Cal ' btale Fair, Sacramento. C'al. 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