The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, March 28, 1885, Image 3

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    PITH AND POINT.
Mamma -Yim, my child, we chilli
ill kuow carh otliiT in heaven. Kdith
.-Hut, iiiaiiiraa, wb can make believe
out when Homo of tliem call, eau't we?
-X. Y. Ueraltl,
Tlio very hit we'breatlie becomes a
nuisance when it is worked over ami
jaiunftl through u brass instrument by
a young man who is lilting himself to
become a member of a brass baud. A'.
0. ricnyitnc.
Clara, that young mau winked at
von," remarked "a young lady to a
friend in a ferry-house. "Indeed! 1
didn't notieo it. i got so used to it
when I 'tended a soda fountain that I
don't take any notice of winks now."
replied Clara. Brooklyn Time.
When von hear the old veteran
with a head I ke an oyster howl, tell
in" the old story of tiie weather back
in the (went es, you ieiceiw that, in
spite of the progress of invention, there
has been no improvement in lying
worth mentioning. Lowell Courier.
Sayings of a sage: The man who
desires a fast hor.-o thirsts fur goer.
The man who des;gn"d the days of the
week was married, for he made Wed-din's-day
follow Cli'iose-day. Antici
pation is punching a hole in to-day,
through which to catch a glmpse,of
to-morrow Mentha U Traveler.
Minister (after church) "You
Hi'emed very much impressed by my
ermon this morning, Deacon." Dea
con (who had doed through it all)
"Y-yes, 1 was cr very much inter
cste'l indeed; but would you mind re
peating the text? The exact words
have escaped me." Minister "lie
giveth His beloved sleep." A'. )'.
,un.
MIKE'S SIGNS.
How an Intt-lllgiMit lrUliimui I'ohimI a n
I'rotiasiir.
The writer heard the following story
a few evenings since. To him it was
very amusing, as well as a good illus
tration of the aptness of dilVerent minds
to misconstrue the same facts in quite
opposite directions.
Some time ago a learned Frenchman
became very enthusiastic on the subject
of a universal language for the human
race. After much thought and theo
rizing on the subject he came to the
conclusion that the only language that
could be universal ut the present day
must bo a language of signs. Hcing
deeply impressed with the importance
of tli is language t'o humanity, he deter
mined to travel from country to country
and teach it in all their colleges and
universit es.
As it happened, the lirst country he
reached in liis travels was Ireland, and
the lirst itist tut on he went to was the
University at Dublin.
lie called upon the President of the
University, and after some conversa
tion With him asked him if he had a
professor of signs in li s University.
Now there was no professor of signs in
the University, but the President, not
wishing to be behind the learned
Frenchman, told him that they had one.
The President was asked to be intro
duced to him. The Presidentwastaken
aback at this, but told him that he
could not see the Professor that day,
but if he woidd call the net day at the
same hour he would introduce him.
After the Frenchman had gone the
President called his professors together
and told them the lix he was in. and
told them that one of them must, play
the part of professor of signs next day.
They all demurred and objected to this,
being afraid that they might lie caught
by the Frenchman.
As none of them were willing to play
the part, they at last decided to train
Mkc. tli" chiir.'inan. for it. Mike hid
lost an eye, and was very sensitive
about it, thinking that people were
constantly noticing it and making allu
sions to it.
Mike was consulted, and consented
to play Iho part, providing that the
Frenchman should not refer to his de
feet. The nevt day the President and pro
fessors dressed Mike up in a good suit
of clothes, took him to a recitat on
room, seate I him alone on the plat
form, ami then retired, for the French
man was to see li'm alone. 15 'fore
they left him they told h'm w hat to do,
ami that he must not spi ak.
He replied. "Sure I 11 not, if he si'
lioth'n" about me oye.-'
At the siiipointed time the Frenchman
called, uiui was ushered into the "recitation-room
of the Professor of Sign-."
The President and profc-sors waited in
an adjoining room anxiously for the re
sult. In a short lime the Frenchman
came buck to them, apparently much
pleased.
"How did you like our Professor of
Signs?"' iniuired the Presid 'lit.
"Very much indeed. I congratulate
you on your aide Professor. 1 am more
than ever convinced that the language
f signs is to be the universal language.
When I went into the room 1 held up
no linger, meaning there isonetiod.
He understood me at o ice. and held up
two lingers, meaning Father and Son.
1 then held up three lingers, meaning
there are three persons in tin? Trinity.
He replied by doubling up his hand,
meaning: And these three are one. I
then withdrew. It is wonderful, lam
delighted."
After the Frenchman had gone, the
President and professors sent in haste
for Mike, for though they were
pleased at having gotten out of the
dilemma, they were very anxious to
hear Mike's account of the inter
view. Mike came in, very angry. "I
tould yez he would say .-omWhing
about rue oye. The lirst thing he d-d
as till liould up wan linger, in anin
I had bat wan eye."
"What did "von do then, M kei'"
ftsked the President.
"Sure I heid up me two linger-, t.ll
let him know I had two lists; a V phftt
do" the thirty blackguard do but
I'oul.i up three lingers. m'an V we had
but three oyrs betwane us. Thin 1
doubled upine list, and would "a guv
the frog'atin' varmint a welt over his
nye, but he comminst a-smilin' an' a
howin' an' a-srrapin', an' wint ut iv
the room." Harper's Maai:ir,c.
If the water in your 'Washing is hard
r alkali, use the Standard Soap Co. 'a
Petroleum Bleaching Soap. lie elect
'... surprise you.
PUBLIC CONDUCT.
How the I.ml.r mill tii'iitlrmuti anil tli lluoi
Ar HlstiiiKii Uh f il.
(iood behavior everywhere marks the
lady and gentleman. Hough, ill-mannerly,
unseemly conduct dil nguish the
boor. Just what constitute, good be
havior, however, is a mutter annul
which dillcf eiicei of opiuioi prevail.
Mere awkwardness may iud rate only
lack of knowledge and conse u 'ut cm-barras-nient,
and not r.nlene s, in tie
uninauih rlv sense. There are persons
who simply fail in pol ten nut frum
intent on, but from a lack of knowl
edge. Mere suavity is mil nt' p,,li:e.
nes . Xnr s licit In: in of ,i , l
duct Wiiieli enterta ns in a pr.v.i e par
lor suitable for publ c e vasions. )',).
liteness ut a street car. at church, in
the theater, on the street, and in any
public place, is diU'crciit from that in a
parlor, as to its form of man festatioii.
Touching rleeet ears, it is oficn a
question whether gentlemen should nl
was rise and oiler ladies their seals.
No do'ibt it is polite to do so. In the
case of the aged or iiilirm. or a woman
with a child in her aims, it is specially
desirable that the seat should be oll'ered.
Hut in other case-, while it is polite to
do so.'.t is also equally polite to recog
nize the courtesy. Ladies have them
selves to blame for the lack of courtesy
in this particular that is often seen.
Iiecaiise they do not acknowledge the
lavor, and also because they are not
usually careful to give room for others
when they might, an indillercnce to the
courtesy due them is soiuet'ines .seen.
It is far more common than was (he
case years ago for ladies to be left
standing in crowded ears. Tlie reason
is what we state above. Were they
more courteous they would receive
more al tent on in the particulars named.
It is not, expected that strangers should
cultivate familiarity, but there are little
concessions of courtesy that contribute
tocase and comfort that are proper in
all publ c daces. And when these are
shown they are apt to be reciprocated.
And this ton dies the essen-o of what
is politeness in puld e. It iinolvcs the
prompt percept on of the rgiit; and
comforts of others, and the w.ll ngainl
graceful concession of tlie-e. U here
this is clone, even il (he manner be not
all that could be desired, the spirit and
purpose au.-wer. These are apt to be
evident in the manner. And where
there is a purpose and ell'ort lo make
others agreeaide, the essence of true
politeness will appear, lint seilishncss,
that seei.s only personal en joy in. ut. at
the expense of all others, is the e-senee
of iiiipolil 'liess. There appear in pub
lic l:fe many who are polished a to
outward manner who are, at the same
time, at var.ance with all the rules of
goo.l conduct. A stately bow, a pol
ished expression, do not a.iswer'for
that regard for the comfort of others
which is the material element in good
conduct.
How frequently these points are il
lustrated in public places. Tlicre are
per-O'is who are noticed in all public
assemblies for their scif-iinp irlant airs,
their evident cllorl at display, and their
d 's re to attract admiration. Hut they
are egotistic, cold and proud. They
have given pleasure to none. They
only strutted as a peacock would, and
at'racled attention. Another enters,
quiet. una-Miniing. but cheerful and
brght. There is an inviting sin le that
draws k nillv ntteiit on and friendly
fcehng. Soon many gather round lo
be entertained with conversation and
ilel gbted wilh the agreeable manner,
the gouialiiy of this person. Yel his
manner was unstudied, and he was
in rely a liable. His intlueiiee, howev
er, was kindly and permanent. The
sunsh ne he scatt Toil mellowed the
soil of oiler hearts for weeks to conic.
Which wis really polilci' W h ch was
the true gentleman or lady? Kvidentl
the one who -C. diced seeds of kind.
And the lesson is well worth o.ir learn
ing. High! conduct in public looks lo
the happine-s of others. - I'hilitti, 'y.,',ii
i.Vi.7.
SHADE TREES.
How,
WIipii. nml tlie Variety "I'll it t Muntlil
Hi' I nnlitl.
Tier "s noth ng that presents a more
attract. ve appearance to the weary
traveler over the highways of the coun
try, especially in summer, than to see
upon their sid"S lines of shade trees
th it have been se perhaps by a former
general :o I. We Were pained at one
time to bear a fanner say: "I wouldn't
care if there wasn't a shade tree by the
side of the road I don't think lie frost
gets out as soon in the spring and the
,o ids are bad." It has been -a d that
the condition of the roads of a country
are an index lo the c v l.z.it mil of that
country. Although tiie reference was
probaidy to the condition, it might ap
ply with equal propr ety to tin- general
character. There is something grand
about one of these old roads with trees
whose branches interlace over the trav
eled path, forming a -haded arch. Such
scenes are occasionallv met will, and
let the pre-enl general 'on hesitate not
to render such service as they owe to
those who come after them by continu
ing the work of setting shade trees by
the roadside.
If taken in the early spring there is
but little d tlieulty in making trees
grow, if they arc carefully raised and
the roots are not cut oil' loo much.
They can usually be selected in for
ests! and can be taken up w th a clump
of earth. Hefore sett ng the top and
branches should be well ci.t back, and
when placed m tie hole prepared for it
the earth sho.il. 1 be worked about the
roots so as lo conic in jus f ct contact
with them, and insure certain growth.
Of the varieties inosi desirabl" mav be
m 'lit otic 1 the common elm and hard
maple. The wh t" a-h al o woul I liml
an appropria'e pl ace, as well as the
soft iuapJe. At setting it is well to
have .-one protei t o i placel aVi'it the
ire.'.s to preciil injury. Ahbo igh a
labor of love, le who walks in the
-:x t of trees wdl sou id tie prai-e of
him who performed tie labor. 'i'er
in iiituu n J'tli graph.
Manv r. sociations sell old papers
for a mcie p'ttance, tiiat would b' v.orth
mucn more it gathered up while they
are comparatively freh and distributed
in ho.-pitals, j ails" and :'.liile.'iM '.
M. C. A- WaUhmm. Q
THE CHAMOIS.
Rome Sfurlra of lot mat 'oiirrrnln TMt
Wllil MioiillHlnm'r.
That chamois lure capable of passing
places that even a cat would hesitate
ut is well know n to every one w ho has
wandered much among the high Alps.
A few months ago I was in the wild an I
desolate region of Pi. Vadre 1, where
It overhangs the great tlrialetsch (ila
cier, iu the Canton des (irisous. From
the glacier I traced chamois tracks,
high up over some very steep snow
slopes, to where the slopes ended at
an absolutely vertical wall of rock.
This wall projeete I like a buttress, and
was probably tifty or sixty feet broad,
and four hundred feel at its base, while
all above was nothing but oveih inging
dill's. On the other side of the buttress
'.he snow slope was continued, and here
the tracks recommenced exactly on a
level with the other ones. How had the
chamois pas-ed that wall? Thai they
had passed it was certain. If il was by
a leap it must have been a terrific one,
and in their flight they would have had
to descritie a horizontal curve like a
bow. The more likely explanation is
they found cracks iu the f'co of the
rock for their wonderful feet, though
even with the aid of a good licl.l-glass
I was unable to delect tlie presence of
the slightest ledge in the precipice at
that spot, lu spite of their surefooted
ness, however, these animals do some
times come to grief. Mr. Whvmper, in
his "Ascent of the Matterhorn," relates
how he found a chamois in the neighbor
hood of lie Stock je, at the head of tlie
Zmutt dlacier. Tie animal had slipped
on the upper rocks, rolled over and
over, down a slope of debris, without
being able to regain its feet; and its
horns call lung in a notch in the rock,
II was unable to free itself, and had
starved to death.
Heeently I met a hunter wilh a cham
ois of forty pounds over his back,
toiling painfully down the lower slopes
of the Aiguille Vert, near Chainounix.
He had been on the mountain for two
days, the result being the one animal,
which he had recovered with great
dilliciilly after he had shot it, as it had
fallen over the precipice. This is a
common occurence, but it is seldom a
hunter will leave his quarry behind him.
Three years ago some Hermans mouut
aimvriiig in the licriese Oberland found
the decomposed body of a chanio's rest
ing on a ledge of rock ab .ut tif y feet
below them; and a few moments later
they were horrilicd to observe the body
ifamanona grass slope several hun
dred feel lower down Py making a
detour they ill innged to reach tho spot.
The poor fellow was lying on his back,
his gun barrel bent double, and the
stock smashed to splinters. His body
was terribly mutilated, and the face
was decomposed beyond all recognition.
His b my hand still chispe I the lock of
his gun. The position lie was lying in,
and the chamois up above, loiil their
ow n story, lie had shot the chamois.
It had rolled over on the ledge, and in
endeavoring to recover it he had lost
his footing and must have been lying
for many weeks w here he was found.
If once the sentinel buck of a herd of
chamois catches sight of a man, all hope
of coining up with Iheni that day is at
an end. Under such circumstances a
hunter will often follow the tracks over
the snow .iud ice all day, pa-s the night
in the shelter of some rock, take up
the trail again on the following morn
ing, when possibly his patience and
perseverance may be rewarded.
The chamois generally keep in herds
of from six to twelve heads, rarely
more. One of the number is always iu
advance, and another one some dis
tance in the rear. These are the ad
vanced and rear guards. Occasiona'ly
they stop. s'liiV ih ' air, and scan the
mountains, a id at tie slightest indi
ca'ionof danger 1'iey give the signal
and the whole lot go bounding awav as
if they had been Caught up by a whirl
wind. If they happen lo be on a glacier
or snow-liehl when started they almost
invariably make for the rocks. This is
probably the result of some instinct
which teaches Iheni Ihal their tawny
co'or renders them less liable to be seen
am mgst the d irk rocks than on the
snow. '- London Uritp.'iic.
Some Delights of Rural Life.
Knforced dwe'lersiu country towns
will read with sympathetic atten ion
the following cliarac eri tie pa-sages
from a woman's letter, written from a
New Il.illipshiie village:
"We have lie greatest t ine getting
expre-s bundle- delivered here. Mr.
F. won't do it, and the only way one
know there is something at the office
is through the kindness of friends. Our
mail is brought tw'ce a day by attentive
lieg'ihors. 1 1 1 1 1 e 1. everybody is very
kind. Hut tie ollicials are stupid ill
most hcyum! rcpori or belief. The lel
cg. aph operator receive I a message the
oiler day whie i he ihoiight read
May's dyin; wdl.' He thought that
it d dn'l make very good sense, so left
out the 'well,' and sent a in -s age to
Mrs. ('., '.May's dying,' which put her
household in (-tin in ition. Slit! tcle
graphe I to ler ,-o i iu W. that she
would e une a', once, irid made prep
arations to leave In iv at midnight. Her
sou telegraph 'd bi.ck that she needn't
com-1: all was right. On investigating
the matter here she found that the tele
gram slioiil I have read 'May's doing
Will.'
"You go to the hotel and ak if there
is any express for you and are told
tin re is not. Half an hour after a
neighbor come- iii bringing a package
winch I e seys lie jits', found at the of
lie . My'fe dinV have bee!) greatly
'rdel since 1 c. me. '-.. J. 1:
i II in, j
A cardie of strong black tea used cold
nubt and moruinc is now fashionable in
London as a preventive of sore throat.
SPELLING MATCH.
Can )ou spell f Well, yes; almost any
body can spell. Then spell this, and make
out what it means. If von can't, then pass
it n to your next neighbor:
11 II K K I I-N-N-O-O IMMt S-S T-T-W.
Don t say II out loud. Init just whisper
in your pretty neigh horn ear, that ir she
will place these letters in proper position
she will have the world's (treat tonic,
which will enrich litr impoverished blood,
nut roses on her pale cheeks and make
her Btronf? and happy, (jo to the nearest
dmz store with dollar In your hand, and
auk for Brown's Iron Bitters.
"CAMKCT SltAK ICO K.CHLY I.N ITi
1SAUE."
lr. Turner, of our New York Dcpo.
Ilorv, sends us the following Important
letter:
"MtooM VS. litl llovt St., Dee. I, ISi
Dll. John 'Ii kni h, silii Krundvinv, New
York :
" lh-ar loi tor- had lieen subject lo
trrriMt intlui nzit coltlx hen I commenced
using the Compound Oxvut h, two cnrs
a K'1- 1)11 leavimt my head lliey invni lalily
unttt ri thtuwi-lmi on my tuny, iviui tiiiJ;
them vrry sure, unit vvuitl toiiuiimm
liavf mt it 'oifi for iiihiA.. ilirmlnl
Ihfue colih more than mi iramr rnrmt.
Since usiiiK the Oxygen I have not bud
one on my luiij;, and I tunc frniiieutlu
hait one inhulntioH itrirt unity the colli
nuromilt tily llmt tlie next day I could
scarce realize that I hail bad one nl all.
Other members of my family havij used
the Oxyifi n for the same purpose; also for
rhrumiiliitm, iis; rfisin, unit t'otarrh,
u ilh fiuully id ir.sult.i, (nitrialtj in
iitturiii,
"Verv truly yours,
'FlIAXK W, Dol'llllTV."
Our "TrtntiM on ('niiipoiun Ihyim,"
contftiniiiu a history of the ili-cowry ami
mode of action of'thls remarkable cura
tive nsent, and a Inrire record of surprisi'itf
cures in CoiiMiiiiplion. Catarrh. Neuralgia.
Itronchitis, Asthma, etc., ami a wide ramie
ot chronic (iiscases. w ill Is- trnt free. Ad
drew 1 Mis. Stakkkv & I'ai Kn" Hit! and
1111 (iirard street, rhilaih lphia.
All orders lor the I ouipnuiid Oxvpen
Home Treatment directed to II. K, Math
ews, IHUl Montgomery Street, San Fran
cisco, ill be tilled en the same terms as it
sent directly In us in I'liilaili'lphia.
WIT AND WISDOM.
A sociable man is one who, when
he has ten minutes lo spare, goes and
bothers somebody who hasn't.
Tin and brass do not go well to
gether, says a sehntitie paper. Mr.
Science, you're away oil'. It s always
the fellow with brass tint gets the giri
with till. -Yonkrr Mate. smaii.
Why is the gentleman called a
pawnbroker? Ueci.u.e t'le ofteiieryou
go tii him tlie broker you get, and the
broker vou are, the otteiier vou go to
him. This, also, will apply to any
broker. Kise and sing. -hitnt t'r.
Holler skating:
'(n tlie rollers lie irlliles like llir ears.
Hut nn a 1 1 lent li liui'i'lnc. inio -i
As so swil'lly he speil,
He sul il.. ii on li h head.
And lie saw iilioul en niild u !"
Sorrixtoirn Hi rnhl.
A preacher noted for his eri .inabty
enlightened his hearers one Sabba'li by
the remark: "A conclusive proof that
Cod is benevolent is u ill the fact
(lint He has placed death at tie end in
stead of at the beginning of life."
L;ttle boy: How old are you, pa?
Father: I will be forty-seven on my
next birthday. Little boy: When is
that? Father: The L'lM of February.
Little boy (surprised): Why, I thought
that was Washington's birthday. A'.
Y. Jl. ralil.
Two Texas ladies were talking
about the children. "How is your boy
coming on at school?" "He is quite an
artist. He is drawing live animals.''
"So is my boy, Hill, lie drew a cat up
in a tree." He drew it all up by liim
se'f, too." "Did ho use a crayon?"
"No; ho used a rope." Tua.i Sift
iiigtt. "Husband, did you mail my letter?"
"Yes, my dear; hail to run like fury to
catch the lirst mail." "Why, bete it is
iu your pocket now." "Hey? I'm a
yes; so it is no, this isn't your letter,
this is that is, this isn't the one you
wroie; this is the one you were going lo
write and forgo'"" "John Henry!''
"No, Mary. I didn't mail your letter."
"Well, I'm awfully glad.' I want to
add a postscript." ('(( A'lir.v.
'Tnpa, dear, do you kuow 'here is
one place that 1 am con.laulh envy
ing? "And what attractive spot is
that, my d in.'hlc :?' "II s lilii'.a
beth," responded ihe iligeii o is maiden.
"Kxplain youi--e!f, m, hi d. My tire'k
education wi's mi I y nog ccled." "Wei .
papa. K i.a'ielh ongiit to be h p" y . fo'
it's in a New .Icivy al. the lime " lire
another dawn this dance! ha I ler gir
mi nt and the old man had the bill.
A'. Y. (inHiir.
m m
Preparatory to weaning cobs, they
should be taught to feed o i grins, hay,
meal or oats, so that there need be no
shrinkage of flesh after leaving the
dam. tinral New Yorker.
A VA KH.-TohII wtioaroHiitrerliiK'roiii er
romHiel iinliscretiiins of youth, nervous wuak
nomi, early di'iay. Iiws of manhood, ele.. I will
wild a retain1 llmt will euro you, KIlKK OK
fllAIKJK. TliisKirat remedy was (iiwiivDivit
liy a missionary in South America, tsenil solf
adilrtimi d envi'lope Ut 1UV. JouKCH T. In van,
Million l, New uric.
i'tnialiN.-"Voiri'ii Itronrhiiil Troi hin"
are a Mire remedy for Coughs and Sore
Throat. L'" els. ft box.
Thy Chiimi:a for breakfast.
1
FOR JPlULJSr.
Rheumatism. vNeiiral(ia, Sciatica,
lumbago, Bictiacha, HcidaU-e, Toothache.
Wore Throi.H1lllM!-. t(.rn Itrui,
Jlu i -is. Senilis. I'l-oal l.lli".
sn am. iiiiiik imiiM.r rus u 'in.
Sold fcf tf.nrl.t.'lil ll-sli. "rrr-'T. Moduli belt.
I 'r.s' Hi II l.-fi ...
i in! ( ii iii.es . ye (1.1111 co.
(. . 'i . . i -.; i : is fc i li-Hlisniv. K'U I . H.
- It is claimed that linglaiid and
Fram e can make a better grade of line
paper I :'ati this count ry on aeco'int o'
the ijiiidily of ti e water, w hich is here
irijincl for p.ipcr-inaking by frequent
ch in'e- iu temperature. Ait'ng upou
this id. a o p rimeiits are aboul to bo
ma le in I'lorida, where the temperature
is more e piable. If successful, it in
said a large mill, especially for the
manufacture of liner grades of stock,
will b built there by .Massachusetts
capitalist.
-s
The highest priced pew in firace
Church. New Yprk, is fiJ.OOO per year.
f v",, J f
THE WEBICOT COOK IMS.
Fint Edition of 800 fold in One Pay- Many
Advance Order Already lleciivcd.
This is I be Ih si Cook Honk III 1 lit' liuil ki'l,
the recipes having lieen lurnisbed bj
well knou ii ladies o Ori son uiui W nsli
innlon, and I hex have all been tried by
those coiitriliutiiis', thus iiisuiin a 1'iiic
Ileal Isiok (or llie Iioiihi lelil. Kilclu n edi
tion, Imard covers, 1. cloth coviirs,l.."il).
Sold li) all booksellers and sent post (mid
on receipt el price bv tlie Publishers.
V. II. Avmt & t o ,
llookselle rs and Stationers, iu l irst St.,
Portland, Or.
A SOLID CONCERN.
There are few. If any banUnu houses in
the eouulry equal iu llnaneinl hIici'kmIi
and matiiiKcuii'iit willi I In- l'acillc Hank ef
San l'raiicisid, ( nl. Its touuiliitiniiH bavi
been well laid, and its iiiiiuauemi'iit under
Ihe personal supervision of Or. li. It. .Mc
Donald ai counts lor ils splendid achieve
ments in ihe pa-t Out ol the ciiiii'iis of
Ibc pint six iihiiiiIis, the lliiiird i t Diiect
ors have declaii'd a His idciid of a pi r cent,
bcimrat the rate of inpcrceul per annum,
slums bat discnel iiiaiiacemen will do.
The I'acilie Itauk is crowiii); dadv iu mer
cantile coiilldciicc, and its lilieial, and at
Ihe same tune camions, policy respecting
bus won for it a lest of friends anient: the
merchants and thouhllul linauciers, ol
not only San Pram-is o, but the entire Pa
cine slept'.
(ichcral (iorden's letters and life will be
edited and published liy his broiler.
A PRIZE IN' THE LOTTERY
Of life which is usually unappreciated un
til il is losl, pel Imps never lo return, is
heal ill. W hill a priceless boon il is, and
how weouchl to cherish it, that life iiniv
not be a worthless blank Ions, Many ol
the diseases that tlcsh is heir to, iind
which Mis kt1 lite hmdc iconic, such as
consumption iscrofula of the lungs)
and ol lit r scrutulous ami Mood diseases,
lind a compleli1 cure hi Dr. It. . 1'ierc
"lioblen Medical Discovery" when all
other remedies have failed. Dr. Pierce's
pamphlet on consumption mailed for lo
stamps. Address World's Disjiensar)
Medical Association, llull'alo, X. .
New York has a commissioner on public
artworks.
When Baby won alok, we pave hi-r CARTOUI A,
Whi-n slm was a I'lilM, bIio t-ricd fur (' ASTORIA,
Wlu-u hIioIhs'iuiik MIsk, hIio riling to ('ASTORIA,
Wbcu alio LaJ I'liildiuu, ho fuvc them CAST01UA
The tongue of nn omnibus never spenki
except in a singe whisper.
"ALL MEN AR ! LIARS,"
Said David of (Id. He was probat'lv
prompted to make Ihe above rcmaik niter
irvimr some unreliable catarrh reineilv
Had lie l ecu perniitti il to live unlit the
prcseni (lav, ami liicil Dr. Sage's remeilv
he might have bad a Iieltcr cpinion ot
mankind. W e claim Unit no case ol ut
tnirli mil w ithstand the mauic elt'ccts ef
this wonderful medicine. One trial of it
will convince you of its ellicacy. !y di ng
gists; lllly cents.
-. -
Divon es are bccomiiig common iu Scot
land.
CATAHIill - A New Treat inenl lias liecu ills
I'liveri il t liiTcliv a pel iiiaiu nl e u re is i tleeli-il in
fiinii one lo I h lee iipihciitiiiiis. 1 'url i. o lur nml
tieiitisi' free on reeeiiil uf slump. A. II. lox
A: .Sin. lH'.'i KingiSI. nest, 'I iiinlilo, l iuiiiilll.
BEST TONIC.
Tilts mdl(!lno, combining Iron wilh pine
VPR-i'taMe tonli'i, quickly and eoniplelely
'tim Dvapcpnlnv liiill'Nllon Wrnkneaii,
Impure llliiail,.lliilnrlu,i lilllannd I'e.cra,
anil Nrumllii.
II Is an unfHilinjt remedy for DIrneof ll-e
Kidney nml l.lvrr.
Wt la lnviiltinlile for Iilstuses perullnr to
ninen, and all who lend utilentary lives.
It doi-s not iiiire the teeth, rnusehcKilHi'hc.nr
pnshioo constipation oAt 7ni mcdicinm do.
IU'iirleliesand purine" tlielilond.MlmulsU'
I'm ajitx'titt. Rid) llifl BsslinUatlon of fiKsl. re
llevi'i llcartluirn and Helclilng, and ttrcuidu
en the miiwlcs and nerve'.
For InternilUiMit Fevers, lassitude, !.ack of
Ktiiriry, A-c., It Ikw no equal.
4- TIip fd-nnlnp hnsnlMivctrnilnmaik mid
crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no olliur.
Wi. Mlj hr HKOKKI IIKaiCtl. 111. BtniKimit. sn
iiiout):i
ht. faiit iiankh & ii. wilskv. tiik ovly
(liicct iniftor.i'rn ef Normim HUllloim from
Kmnro Lo Catiffirnia. Kvury otio in iwonlcit In the
Nutioiifd j.cili r of N'ortimn lf'r-iM( atkI thoMo in
want of tli.M tlnNfiof IIorMiH, if ilt-Miit'il, (nn imtrlinHd
them nn one or two ycurtt' tiinu, nt rt'io-nnahlu inter
ftit, with mtUfaft'iry w urity. Wo will m il rheftjr
tli fin t.iutuino rl.'imof Htnllinni citn h l-om;)it any
whcruvlHii in thu I'niUjJ htutti, lriSuml for tut-
IVtnlumn. Mo no ma o.t fat.
MEN ONLY
A Qfw, quWlit pfrmaDfnt.BiMOiUltilj
ertvla ear fur ltt or failing Hq-
bood. Hi iieflii wllbm ft Qj eurw
uBfcll wllhln nionih. KoquMkfry; ilmple, KluDtinrj. Full
eIlantlIuo, nurif rcrerncn ftud .udli-utblt primfxAnmlk'tl
U'i-rtl fri'i-. AiHrrMTh? Krin Mcdka) Co Hnfltlo, W Y.
srWQRMVVtlNS"! Ill S'ri.liiw. IfJI'm IM wi,isssyii mm. .
IDS! aASOOI) OHIlirf ..r..l.liv.nipiil'.ie-"'
I, i' tlisflt CSSdIi AND fOMFRlSEOH a 15.
s.ir ri,r . s , , 'i i ...-iai,ii. 11 . -
KV;AL2 i:i;::UIi ASSKCT. ICO TH'm C . llt Ink.
ru"v.iin ,'il .1-1411, .li. ri n.i.r m l maiallallua rin.
A Clear Skin
is only a part of beauty;
but it is a part. Every lady
may have it ; at least, what
looks like it. Magnolia
IJalm both freshens and
beautifies.
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FILES! f ILEX! FILES!
A KL'UK CCltK KOUN'I) AT LAST
NO ONE KEED BCTFEU,
A nri cum fur Itlhut. Illwillna, ltdilnit tml tTlnr
titl I'll,- tiftit Ihs-ii ,liHi,.vir.il ly lr. Wilimtii mi In.
liuu Ui'iiii'ilyl chiI.iI I if WllliHini li.iliiui I'll.' Oint
lui'tit. A inil li'l Iihii curril tlin wumt chniiilo oimi.
uf llti nr li'l jfnn ftUiiliii. Nn . .in m-t-il mitfrr live nun
iti-R ultfr hiii1)1iik ttiiH woniltniil mnitiliii uifilluliiii.
Iitlunii. liiAiriuut'i tii nml rli'i'tuiim-Milii muri' liium tliali
MI1. W llllAlll'll llllllllll I'll Ollllllll'ht HlHMirlni thi. tu
uinni, lln)si lht litti'imi' Itehliu limrtii-ulitrly ut night
Alter iii'ttinn aini In Uili, rU nn u imtiltit-ii, gto-j In
mint ri'lii'l, anil in in iurt-il only fur I'll', itfhing uf
tli. print U' mrt, ik. f.ii iihUiiiik i Ihh.
It. ml ulna th,. Il.ni . I M c,.tihili. ny. nl Clrtptanit,
Mys alHiiii lir. Wllliiii.i'ii Itiiliuii I'llf oiii'ani'nt: "1 have
tlnt-il Ki'im-s nf I'llf I'nri'H, ami It utTnriln mr pl'-aMirr to
M) that I havt' iii vt-r ti.un.l utiytliini: H-linli tfuvt inch
iniint'tilittt. ami ..'ruiitii nt rrlml an lr. William' Ilt
ilian Oititniit." K.ir Mil- li all ilriiKStila an. I inalhil
nn r. t, l t u( iirii'i'. 1. (' F. Itii lianli k c.i , f.7 ami t.1
Sana.ine ntitvl, cnml Clay, San Frum-latu
Ohio has ihirty-llve colleges seven
times more than Massachusetts,
Delicate diseases of either sex,
however induced, specilily and perman
ently cured. I ' 1 1 ! i -1 1 1 r j 1 1 i i 1 1 1 free, liook
three itlcl.l sianips. World's Dispensary
.Medical Association. P.ullalo, N. V.
Corpurul puiiishiucnt has beenatsibsbed
iu Chicago pulilic sehuols.
TO NEWSPAPER MEN.
Palmer & licv.Tvpe Peuiulersand I'ress
Dealers, uiuar Mucin iiiiiilitl 'umx on Tvne
and Priming Mao rial to Purchasers in
the .Xorthwest, .os. Hi! and lit i runt
si reel, i'orllnnd, Oregon.
Absolutely Pure.
Tlila ponder n-'vi-r irit-n innncl of jiiiil'v,
trciiatli mi l wliiili'si'imiii "s. M ,nn,' nuiinl. .1 tui'.ii
the iinliimrv kinds, and iiiniiet. Is? "ld in unnjt'ti
tlim Willi t'l'O lllllltltlldl1 el llitt' test, Hlli'rt ri,;IU,
alum or plimi'liaui pi vvders S!d only in oina.
lloVAk IhhlMI I'livHil-a i n . I'd VM stni t, N. V.
WATSON. WRIGHT & CO.,
Wholesale Grocera iti Conmissiofl Merchants,
10 North I'ront St.. Portland.
Sun Kriuii lwii (itl'i'o 18 Front St..
Iliniitli' nn i'oiiiiiilw.iii NMii'at. W ool, II..m, Kiisln,
rma, HldiH. ( 'hi -kena, Ki:mi. l.illtiUr, llm r IH'lisi,
SiiIhi.iii. Mill I'itiI, oats. Hurley, (MiI,,h, pouuira
liat-on, liril, etr. AiaMiint Milra midi rtil on iluy uf
mill'. Hi-mi fi.r our n aiKrt n h irt. ('ont!iioiii!inci
nml r-oiislntiin,.iitii a,ti-lti i
FOR SAFETY
GiveYour Checks s Checkman
Ou Ti-nln 4'iiiiiIiik In to I'orllninl.
Antiscll Gold McQal
Mnre hair. largest
Fnotory In tn Mate
F PiL'I
Tlitn r.rcn t H prnlhf n
lllll l.l'IIM'liy Ulin rnn
........ a'..w. Hlilt.11,1
It. ',r (lull. Nurvoiiu anil r liynlcal
.r, f. .nil,' s ...'.n ...........
I ffWCA ill"'' lily. I ' nl Vitality,
' ejiliii'H Vlrilo IWlliH1,
iSX.lWi'.'J Myii'.l-'t'nrr. ('mwlliftf
ti 'Z'in'iV i? II .'.i.li -. lVonUlltlis Kid.
V 'lIJ; I L V I in.. I.I...I'..,.., I,.l.,l.
' "Tjjvi l'liMU""a "i i'i.-i,..ei
,Kfsl ilium, nml nil tlm Bvili tlinH
J- PSlnf yoiillifnl f"lll. ud.
,llK3'Wi.l iM-rtiuuii'iillf rr
LikiaJi1"'1'' ."SI.J!ll,":1,',,Vi!:
r,sO may hn, and wlioro all ottiur ri'ininlua liavo lalled.
A IVnimnriil i ir Almoliiliiy tiunranlecJ.
lYioo i. r iNittl.i.ornvo Nittloa for Rmi
ii.n nwlntol J.rko, or Ij.O.D.. to any " "ta'--
ly i.riaU,.W IMl. t . I. r-tl llt l ll.
' 'nr ""StSiSWiil
ai m as mmm m anliit In ayliiplnnui anil ago
ollicf. fHlir.
Till" nn.T or lli'.ssnrra.
tor 'a muilt i'ipna,ly for
tlHTinv i'( ilormiHi-ii riilt
vt (lii ir'in:iiitiviiivfin.
Tilt',- In no riiaLika a(x.ut
Una Illation, .'lit, lfo oon
1 111111.11 M rvutn of KLIK
T II 1 1 I 'IV p.'mikUif
llin-i.itli llm anva niimt
tvMtoro thorn (o bnli.r
a' lion. Ilo lios rmiSllnil
tin. vlth r.K-strw Hrlta
ilvrni-i-il to nirv all lili
from tK-ail lot a Itatfur
Hi,. II vK UH-i'lrlc. rainaiMl.
r oe ,.ri-illn-. ulvlna Ho. Inforinnlton. lotilniv 111
tkMlrto il jll i v., luD WauUliiiiluu UU. Cbuuku. Ilk
Inforinnlton, lotilniv (.'iMUvar
J. I'. Hil l I K.
HI 1. 1. II. WIST.
MILLER & WEST,
Commission JVlorchants
General and l)ulry Produce,
No. Ill Front Stri'ttl, iN'tavon Wunlitnuton ami HLark,
l'OIITI.ANl), (lltl'.OIIN.
(Vl).lniiinrnta aolU'ltnl uiui rrtnrna iiniliirtly inaitl.
Flour, Ki-i-d, Iluy, (iruin, rnfut.a, liutUT, lliti. Cliet-ae,
Ilry uiui Fri'Mli rruim llamllil.
Wut a immk ttiix no ion OUI
TO THF READERS OF THIS
PAPER. Ol"!.. I1'. ."ll'iwiliK .is'i'l.t
u.l.r In wiol oa ri '.t nl .', la
fkjry sfcJrtM nmli.lf ai mi.i.k lMi'. our ltl liu.ly
llVt'''CXVZMi IIHi,'iUi-sll-li. "slalananal
l1IiivV. r I'vlf'l . .in.l.iloui.il,li'I Vtara .l l.af..t
L JV ''t J''V? i.rr'ai.aiuill-'ai" '
X My vilfJ lnty-'H11' ditoaai laua..i j Mow
in i ... i , - -i - - ' -
Kiiriim Un". nonn on am ( a
0, .no.,.. I HYGIENIC RULES I
rfc.rtnntojintl-Bnl, lik " "''" ' ""
Mi.,ii.,moiH.irr i A'luirn v.r.. i What Men ned Wivts
fori arouipllilaw.niiiil.ll.in ol l.. l. -....luili r iulln.
i?.V-.uTJiLin.Mi..i.''CONSUMPTIOH...'
.n,rl...l rura ' INSOMNIA, " ' " "2
. PIPHTHERIA,.u--2;ff"'
itrittiral rr il ini..i '--'- - r- ; - -
'.... ..aA . .. -i- i-i ....I sa-aullcavtkm t " WiilUrB tU
llir.v.'n.i, .ivru.llliir., coniBKO .. -.ul.ll,.ll .ll
I ..T. . ...... ii la vour flrlnllv. anil Ihaiaay a-rar. tar M a
lair' nvmanil lt..m your Irlnnrt. and 'ukS.,.1,,,,u j .
OUrrT rUUilUii Dsoutn oi.i njunnvr.
qui. kly ,'imsl liy tliHCIVUl.l.m:l'tUl. AUoptwlIn all
tlHObr'iTAlJIlir'KRAN. aV llunir rrtarni'l ViiHIU,
rnmplnraiass.a.'lUifA. ra.vrn.onis., Ssiofia PaaibaMV-M
UliUl lUaiUl Aaa. 100luiU,ubk, Iurat
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euro Heart Diaoa-v
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