PITH AND POINT. Mamma -Yim, my child, we chilli ill kuow carh otliiT in heaven. Kdith .-Hut, iiiaiiiraa, wb can make believe out when Homo of tliem call, eau't we? -X. Y. Ueraltl, Tlio very hit we'breatlie becomes a nuisance when it is worked over ami jaiunftl through u brass instrument by a young man who is lilting himself to become a member of a brass baud. A'. 0. ricnyitnc. Clara, that young mau winked at von," remarked "a young lady to a friend in a ferry-house. "Indeed! 1 didn't notieo it. i got so used to it when I 'tended a soda fountain that I don't take any notice of winks now." replied Clara. Brooklyn Time. When von hear the old veteran with a head I ke an oyster howl, tell in" the old story of tiie weather back in the (went es, you ieiceiw that, in spite of the progress of invention, there has been no improvement in lying worth mentioning. Lowell Courier. Sayings of a sage: The man who desires a fast hor.-o thirsts fur goer. The man who des;gn"d the days of the week was married, for he made Wed-din's-day follow Cli'iose-day. Antici pation is punching a hole in to-day, through which to catch a glmpse,of to-morrow Mentha U Traveler. Minister (after church) "You Hi'emed very much impressed by my ermon this morning, Deacon." Dea con (who had doed through it all) "Y-yes, 1 was cr very much inter cste'l indeed; but would you mind re peating the text? The exact words have escaped me." Minister "lie giveth His beloved sleep." A'. )'. ,un. MIKE'S SIGNS. How an Intt-lllgiMit lrUliimui I'ohimI a n I'rotiasiir. The writer heard the following story a few evenings since. To him it was very amusing, as well as a good illus tration of the aptness of dilVerent minds to misconstrue the same facts in quite opposite directions. Some time ago a learned Frenchman became very enthusiastic on the subject of a universal language for the human race. After much thought and theo rizing on the subject he came to the conclusion that the only language that could be universal ut the present day must bo a language of signs. Hcing deeply impressed with the importance of tli is language t'o humanity, he deter mined to travel from country to country and teach it in all their colleges and universit es. As it happened, the lirst country he reached in liis travels was Ireland, and the lirst itist tut on he went to was the University at Dublin. lie called upon the President of the University, and after some conversa tion With him asked him if he had a professor of signs in li s University. Now there was no professor of signs in the University, but the President, not wishing to be behind the learned Frenchman, told him that they had one. The President was asked to be intro duced to him. The Presidentwastaken aback at this, but told him that he could not see the Professor that day, but if he woidd call the net day at the same hour he would introduce him. After the Frenchman had gone the President called his professors together and told them the lix he was in. and told them that one of them must, play the part of professor of signs next day. They all demurred and objected to this, being afraid that they might lie caught by the Frenchman. As none of them were willing to play the part, they at last decided to train Mkc. tli" chiir.'inan. for it. Mike hid lost an eye, and was very sensitive about it, thinking that people were constantly noticing it and making allu sions to it. Mike was consulted, and consented to play Iho part, providing that the Frenchman should not refer to his de feet. The nevt day the President and pro fessors dressed Mike up in a good suit of clothes, took him to a recitat on room, seate I him alone on the plat form, ami then retired, for the French man was to see li'm alone. 15 'fore they left him they told h'm w hat to do, ami that he must not spi ak. He replied. "Sure I 11 not, if he si' lioth'n" about me oye.-' At the siiipointed time the Frenchman called, uiui was ushered into the "recitation-room of the Professor of Sign-." The President and profc-sors waited in an adjoining room anxiously for the re sult. In a short lime the Frenchman came buck to them, apparently much pleased. "How did you like our Professor of Signs?"' iniuired the Presid 'lit. "Very much indeed. I congratulate you on your aide Professor. 1 am more than ever convinced that the language f signs is to be the universal language. When I went into the room 1 held up no linger, meaning there isonetiod. He understood me at o ice. and held up two lingers, meaning Father and Son. 1 then held up three lingers, meaning there are three persons in tin? Trinity. He replied by doubling up his hand, meaning: And these three are one. I then withdrew. It is wonderful, lam delighted." After the Frenchman had gone, the President and professors sent in haste for Mike, for though they were pleased at having gotten out of the dilemma, they were very anxious to hear Mike's account of the inter view. Mike came in, very angry. "I tould yez he would say .-omWhing about rue oye. The lirst thing he d-d as till liould up wan linger, in anin I had bat wan eye." "What did "von do then, M kei'" ftsked the President. "Sure I heid up me two linger-, t.ll let him know I had two lists; a V phftt do" the thirty blackguard do but I'oul.i up three lingers. m'an V we had but three oyrs betwane us. Thin 1 doubled upine list, and would "a guv the frog'atin' varmint a welt over his nye, but he comminst a-smilin' an' a howin' an' a-srrapin', an' wint ut iv the room." Harper's Maai:ir,c. If the water in your 'Washing is hard r alkali, use the Standard Soap Co. 'a Petroleum Bleaching Soap. lie elect '... surprise you. PUBLIC CONDUCT. How the I.ml.r mill tii'iitlrmuti anil tli lluoi Ar HlstiiiKii Uh f il. (iood behavior everywhere marks the lady and gentleman. Hough, ill-mannerly, unseemly conduct dil nguish the boor. Just what constitute, good be havior, however, is a mutter annul which dillcf eiicei of opiuioi prevail. Mere awkwardness may iud rate only lack of knowledge and conse u 'ut cm-barras-nient, and not r.nlene s, in tie uninauih rlv sense. There are persons who simply fail in pol ten nut frum intent on, but from a lack of knowl edge. Mere suavity is mil nt' p,,li:e. nes . Xnr s licit In: in of ,i , l duct Wiiieli enterta ns in a pr.v.i e par lor suitable for publ c e vasions. )',). liteness ut a street car. at church, in the theater, on the street, and in any public place, is diU'crciit from that in a parlor, as to its form of man festatioii. Touching rleeet ears, it is oficn a question whether gentlemen should nl was rise and oiler ladies their seals. No do'ibt it is polite to do so. In the case of the aged or iiilirm. or a woman with a child in her aims, it is specially desirable that the seat should be oll'ered. Hut in other case-, while it is polite to do so.'.t is also equally polite to recog nize the courtesy. Ladies have them selves to blame for the lack of courtesy in this particular that is often seen. Iiecaiise they do not acknowledge the lavor, and also because they are not usually careful to give room for others when they might, an indillercnce to the courtesy due them is soiuet'ines .seen. It is far more common than was (he case years ago for ladies to be left standing in crowded ears. Tlie reason is what we state above. Were they more courteous they would receive more al tent on in the particulars named. It is not, expected that strangers should cultivate familiarity, but there are little concessions of courtesy that contribute tocase and comfort that are proper in all publ c daces. And when these are shown they are apt to be reciprocated. And this ton dies the essen-o of what is politeness in puld e. It iinolvcs the prompt percept on of the rgiit; and comforts of others, and the w.ll ngainl graceful concession of tlie-e. U here this is clone, even il (he manner be not all that could be desired, the spirit and purpose au.-wer. These are apt to be evident in the manner. And where there is a purpose and ell'ort lo make others agreeaide, the essence of true politeness will appear, lint seilishncss, that seei.s only personal en joy in. ut. at the expense of all others, is the e-senee of iiiipolil 'liess. There appear in pub lic l:fe many who are polished a to outward manner who are, at the same time, at var.ance with all the rules of goo.l conduct. A stately bow, a pol ished expression, do not a.iswer'for that regard for the comfort of others which is the material element in good conduct. How frequently these points are il lustrated in public places. Tlicre are per-O'is who are noticed in all public assemblies for their scif-iinp irlant airs, their evident cllorl at display, and their d 's re to attract admiration. Hut they are egotistic, cold and proud. They have given pleasure to none. They only strutted as a peacock would, and at'racled attention. Another enters, quiet. una-Miniing. but cheerful and brght. There is an inviting sin le that draws k nillv ntteiit on and friendly fcehng. Soon many gather round lo be entertained with conversation and ilel gbted wilh the agreeable manner, the gouialiiy of this person. Yel his manner was unstudied, and he was in rely a liable. His intlueiiee, howev er, was kindly and permanent. The sunsh ne he scatt Toil mellowed the soil of oiler hearts for weeks to conic. Which wis really polilci' W h ch was the true gentleman or lady? Kvidentl the one who -C. diced seeds of kind. And the lesson is well worth o.ir learn ing. High! conduct in public looks lo the happine-s of others. - I'hilitti, 'y.,',ii i.Vi.7. SHADE TREES. How, WIipii. nml tlie Variety "I'll it t Muntlil Hi' I nnlitl. Tier "s noth ng that presents a more attract. ve appearance to the weary traveler over the highways of the coun try, especially in summer, than to see upon their sid"S lines of shade trees th it have been se perhaps by a former general :o I. We Were pained at one time to bear a fanner say: "I wouldn't care if there wasn't a shade tree by the side of the road I don't think lie frost gets out as soon in the spring and the ,o ids are bad." It has been -a d that the condition of the roads of a country are an index lo the c v l.z.it mil of that country. Although tiie reference was probaidy to the condition, it might ap ply with equal propr ety to tin- general character. There is something grand about one of these old roads with trees whose branches interlace over the trav eled path, forming a -haded arch. Such scenes are occasionallv met will, and let the pre-enl general 'on hesitate not to render such service as they owe to those who come after them by continu ing the work of setting shade trees by the roadside. If taken in the early spring there is but little d tlieulty in making trees grow, if they arc carefully raised and the roots are not cut oil' loo much. They can usually be selected in for ests! and can be taken up w th a clump of earth. Hefore sett ng the top and branches should be well ci.t back, and when placed m tie hole prepared for it the earth sho.il. 1 be worked about the roots so as lo conic in jus f ct contact with them, and insure certain growth. Of the varieties inosi desirabl" mav be m 'lit otic 1 the common elm and hard maple. The wh t" a-h al o woul I liml an appropria'e pl ace, as well as the soft iuapJe. At setting it is well to have .-one protei t o i placel aVi'it the ire.'.s to preciil injury. Ahbo igh a labor of love, le who walks in the -:x t of trees wdl sou id tie prai-e of him who performed tie labor. 'i'er in iiituu n J'tli graph. Manv r. sociations sell old papers for a mcie p'ttance, tiiat would b' v.orth mucn more it gathered up while they are comparatively freh and distributed in ho.-pitals, j ails" and :'.liile.'iM '. M. C. A- WaUhmm. Q THE CHAMOIS. Rome Sfurlra of lot mat 'oiirrrnln TMt Wllil MioiillHlnm'r. That chamois lure capable of passing places that even a cat would hesitate ut is well know n to every one w ho has wandered much among the high Alps. A few months ago I was in the wild an I desolate region of Pi. Vadre 1, where It overhangs the great tlrialetsch (ila cier, iu the Canton des (irisous. From the glacier I traced chamois tracks, high up over some very steep snow slopes, to where the slopes ended at an absolutely vertical wall of rock. This wall projeete I like a buttress, and was probably tifty or sixty feet broad, and four hundred feel at its base, while all above was nothing but oveih inging dill's. On the other side of the buttress '.he snow slope was continued, and here the tracks recommenced exactly on a level with the other ones. How had the chamois pas-ed that wall? Thai they had passed it was certain. If il was by a leap it must have been a terrific one, and in their flight they would have had to descritie a horizontal curve like a bow. The more likely explanation is they found cracks iu the f'co of the rock for their wonderful feet, though even with the aid of a good licl.l-glass I was unable to delect tlie presence of the slightest ledge in the precipice at that spot, lu spite of their surefooted ness, however, these animals do some times come to grief. Mr. Whvmper, in his "Ascent of the Matterhorn," relates how he found a chamois in the neighbor hood of lie Stock je, at the head of tlie Zmutt dlacier. Tie animal had slipped on the upper rocks, rolled over and over, down a slope of debris, without being able to regain its feet; and its horns call lung in a notch in the rock, II was unable to free itself, and had starved to death. Heeently I met a hunter wilh a cham ois of forty pounds over his back, toiling painfully down the lower slopes of the Aiguille Vert, near Chainounix. He had been on the mountain for two days, the result being the one animal, which he had recovered with great dilliciilly after he had shot it, as it had fallen over the precipice. This is a common occurence, but it is seldom a hunter will leave his quarry behind him. Three years ago some Hermans mouut aimvriiig in the licriese Oberland found the decomposed body of a chanio's rest ing on a ledge of rock ab .ut tif y feet below them; and a few moments later they were horrilicd to observe the body ifamanona grass slope several hun dred feel lower down Py making a detour they ill innged to reach tho spot. The poor fellow was lying on his back, his gun barrel bent double, and the stock smashed to splinters. His body was terribly mutilated, and the face was decomposed beyond all recognition. His b my hand still chispe I the lock of his gun. The position lie was lying in, and the chamois up above, loiil their ow n story, lie had shot the chamois. It had rolled over on the ledge, and in endeavoring to recover it he had lost his footing and must have been lying for many weeks w here he was found. If once the sentinel buck of a herd of chamois catches sight of a man, all hope of coining up with Iheni that day is at an end. Under such circumstances a hunter will often follow the tracks over the snow .iud ice all day, pa-s the night in the shelter of some rock, take up the trail again on the following morn ing, when possibly his patience and perseverance may be rewarded. The chamois generally keep in herds of from six to twelve heads, rarely more. One of the number is always iu advance, and another one some dis tance in the rear. These are the ad vanced and rear guards. Occasiona'ly they stop. s'liiV ih ' air, and scan the mountains, a id at tie slightest indi ca'ionof danger 1'iey give the signal and the whole lot go bounding awav as if they had been Caught up by a whirl wind. If they happen lo be on a glacier or snow-liehl when started they almost invariably make for the rocks. This is probably the result of some instinct which teaches Iheni Ihal their tawny co'or renders them less liable to be seen am mgst the d irk rocks than on the snow. '- London Uritp.'iic. Some Delights of Rural Life. Knforced dwe'lersiu country towns will read with sympathetic atten ion the following cliarac eri tie pa-sages from a woman's letter, written from a New Il.illipshiie village: "We have lie greatest t ine getting expre-s bundle- delivered here. Mr. F. won't do it, and the only way one know there is something at the office is through the kindness of friends. Our mail is brought tw'ce a day by attentive lieg'ihors. 1 1 1 1 1 e 1. everybody is very kind. Hut tie ollicials are stupid ill most hcyum! rcpori or belief. The lel cg. aph operator receive I a message the oiler day whie i he ihoiight read May's dyin; wdl.' He thought that it d dn'l make very good sense, so left out the 'well,' and sent a in -s age to Mrs. ('., '.May's dying,' which put her household in (-tin in ition. Slit! tcle graphe I to ler ,-o i iu W. that she would e une a', once, irid made prep arations to leave In iv at midnight. Her sou telegraph 'd bi.ck that she needn't com-1: all was right. On investigating the matter here she found that the tele gram slioiil I have read 'May's doing Will.' "You go to the hotel and ak if there is any express for you and are told tin re is not. Half an hour after a neighbor come- iii bringing a package winch I e seys lie jits', found at the of lie . My'fe dinV have bee!) greatly 'rdel since 1 c. me. '-.. J. 1: i II in, j A cardie of strong black tea used cold nubt and moruinc is now fashionable in London as a preventive of sore throat. SPELLING MATCH. Can )ou spell f Well, yes; almost any body can spell. Then spell this, and make out what it means. If von can't, then pass it n to your next neighbor: 11 II K K I I-N-N-O-O IMMt S-S T-T-W. Don t say II out loud. Init just whisper in your pretty neigh horn ear, that ir she will place these letters in proper position she will have the world's (treat tonic, which will enrich litr impoverished blood, nut roses on her pale cheeks and make her Btronf? and happy, (jo to the nearest dmz store with dollar In your hand, and auk for Brown's Iron Bitters. "CAMKCT SltAK ICO K.CHLY I.N ITi 1SAUE." lr. Turner, of our New York Dcpo. Ilorv, sends us the following Important letter: "MtooM VS. litl llovt St., Dee. I, ISi Dll. John 'Ii kni h, silii Krundvinv, New York : " lh-ar loi tor- had lieen subject lo trrriMt intlui nzit coltlx hen I commenced using the Compound Oxvut h, two cnrs a K'1- 1)11 leavimt my head lliey invni lalily unttt ri thtuwi-lmi on my tuny, iviui tiiiJ; them vrry sure, unit vvuitl toiiuiimm liavf mt it 'oifi for iiihiA.. ilirmlnl Ihfue colih more than mi iramr rnrmt. Since usiiiK the Oxygen I have not bud one on my luiij;, and I tunc frniiieutlu hait one inhulntioH itrirt unity the colli nuromilt tily llmt tlie next day I could scarce realize that I hail bad one nl all. Other members of my family havij used the Oxyifi n for the same purpose; also for rhrumiiliitm, iis; rfisin, unit t'otarrh, u ilh fiuully id ir.sult.i, (nitrialtj in iitturiii, "Verv truly yours, 'FlIAXK W, Dol'llllTV." Our "TrtntiM on ('niiipoiun Ihyim," contftiniiiu a history of the ili-cowry ami mode of action of'thls remarkable cura tive nsent, and a Inrire record of surprisi'itf cures in CoiiMiiiiplion. Catarrh. Neuralgia. Itronchitis, Asthma, etc., ami a wide ramie ot chronic (iiscases. w ill Is- trnt free. Ad drew 1 Mis. Stakkkv & I'ai Kn" Hit! and 1111 (iirard street, rhilaih lphia. All orders lor the I ouipnuiid Oxvpen Home Treatment directed to II. K, Math ews, IHUl Montgomery Street, San Fran cisco, ill be tilled en the same terms as it sent directly In us in I'liilaili'lphia. WIT AND WISDOM. A sociable man is one who, when he has ten minutes lo spare, goes and bothers somebody who hasn't. Tin and brass do not go well to gether, says a sehntitie paper. Mr. Science, you're away oil'. It s always the fellow with brass tint gets the giri with till. -Yonkrr Mate. smaii. Why is the gentleman called a pawnbroker? Ueci.u.e t'le ofteiieryou go tii him tlie broker you get, and the broker vou are, the otteiier vou go to him. This, also, will apply to any broker. Kise and sing. -hitnt t'r. Holler skating: '(n tlie rollers lie irlliles like llir ears. Hut nn a 1 1 lent li liui'i'lnc. inio -i As so swil'lly he speil, He sul il.. ii on li h head. And lie saw iilioul en niild u !" Sorrixtoirn Hi rnhl. A preacher noted for his eri .inabty enlightened his hearers one Sabba'li by the remark: "A conclusive proof that Cod is benevolent is u ill the fact (lint He has placed death at tie end in stead of at the beginning of life." L;ttle boy: How old are you, pa? Father: I will be forty-seven on my next birthday. Little boy: When is that? Father: The L'lM of February. Little boy (surprised): Why, I thought that was Washington's birthday. A'. Y. Jl. ralil. Two Texas ladies were talking about the children. "How is your boy coming on at school?" "He is quite an artist. He is drawing live animals.'' "So is my boy, Hill, lie drew a cat up in a tree." He drew it all up by liim se'f, too." "Did ho use a crayon?" "No; ho used a rope." Tua.i Sift iiigtt. "Husband, did you mail my letter?" "Yes, my dear; hail to run like fury to catch the lirst mail." "Why, bete it is iu your pocket now." "Hey? I'm a yes; so it is no, this isn't your letter, this is that is, this isn't the one you wroie; this is the one you were going lo write and forgo'"" "John Henry!'' "No, Mary. I didn't mail your letter." "Well, I'm awfully glad.' I want to add a postscript." ('(( A'lir.v. 'Tnpa, dear, do you kuow 'here is one place that 1 am con.laulh envy ing? "And what attractive spot is that, my d in.'hlc :?' "II s lilii'.a beth," responded ihe iligeii o is maiden. "Kxplain youi--e!f, m, hi d. My tire'k education wi's mi I y nog ccled." "Wei . papa. K i.a'ielh ongiit to be h p" y . fo' it's in a New .Icivy al. the lime " lire another dawn this dance! ha I ler gir mi nt and the old man had the bill. A'. Y. (inHiir. m m Preparatory to weaning cobs, they should be taught to feed o i grins, hay, meal or oats, so that there need be no shrinkage of flesh after leaving the dam. tinral New Yorker. A VA KH.-TohII wtioaroHiitrerliiK'roiii er romHiel iinliscretiiins of youth, nervous wuak nomi, early di'iay. Iiws of manhood, ele.. I will wild a retain1 llmt will euro you, KIlKK OK fllAIKJK. TliisKirat remedy was (iiwiivDivit liy a missionary in South America, tsenil solf adilrtimi d envi'lope Ut 1UV. JouKCH T. In van, Million l, New uric. i'tnialiN.-"Voiri'ii Itronrhiiil Troi hin" are a Mire remedy for Coughs and Sore Throat. L'" els. ft box. Thy Chiimi:a for breakfast. 1 FOR JPlULJSr. Rheumatism. vNeiiral(ia, Sciatica, lumbago, Bictiacha, HcidaU-e, Toothache. Wore Throi.H1lllM!-. t(.rn Itrui, Jlu i -is. Senilis. I'l-oal l.lli". sn am. iiiiiik imiiM.r rus u 'in. Sold fcf tf.nrl.t.'lil ll-sli. "rrr-'T. Moduli belt. I 'r.s' Hi II l.-fi ... i in! ( ii iii.es . ye (1.1111 co. (. . 'i . . i -.; i : is fc i li-Hlisniv. K'U I . H. - It is claimed that linglaiid and Fram e can make a better grade of line paper I :'ati this count ry on aeco'int o' the ijiiidily of ti e water, w hich is here irijincl for p.ipcr-inaking by frequent ch in'e- iu temperature. Ait'ng upou this id. a o p rimeiits are aboul to bo ma le in I'lorida, where the temperature is more e piable. If successful, it in said a large mill, especially for the manufacture of liner grades of stock, will b built there by .Massachusetts capitalist. -s The highest priced pew in firace Church. New Yprk, is fiJ.OOO per year. f v",, J f THE WEBICOT COOK IMS. Fint Edition of 800 fold in One Pay- Many Advance Order Already lleciivcd. This is I be Ih si Cook Honk III 1 lit' liuil ki'l, the recipes having lieen lurnisbed bj well knou ii ladies o Ori son uiui W nsli innlon, and I hex have all been tried by those coiitriliutiiis', thus iiisuiin a 1'iiic Ileal Isiok (or llie Iioiihi lelil. Kilclu n edi tion, Imard covers, 1. cloth coviirs,l.."il). Sold li) all booksellers and sent post (mid on receipt el price bv tlie Publishers. V. II. Avmt & t o , llookselle rs and Stationers, iu l irst St., Portland, Or. A SOLID CONCERN. There are few. If any banUnu houses in the eouulry equal iu llnaneinl hIici'kmIi and matiiiKcuii'iit willi I In- l'acillc Hank ef San l'raiicisid, ( nl. Its touuiliitiniiH bavi been well laid, and its iiiiiuauemi'iit under Ihe personal supervision of Or. li. It. .Mc Donald ai counts lor ils splendid achieve ments in ihe pa-t Out ol the ciiiii'iis of Ibc pint six iihiiiiIis, the lliiiird i t Diiect ors have declaii'd a His idciid of a pi r cent, bcimrat the rate of inpcrceul per annum, slums bat discnel iiiaiiacemen will do. The I'acilie Itauk is crowiii); dadv iu mer cantile coiilldciicc, and its lilieial, and at Ihe same tune camions, policy respecting bus won for it a lest of friends anient: the merchants and thouhllul linauciers, ol not only San Pram-is o, but the entire Pa cine slept'. (ichcral (iorden's letters and life will be edited and published liy his broiler. A PRIZE IN' THE LOTTERY Of life which is usually unappreciated un til il is losl, pel Imps never lo return, is heal ill. W hill a priceless boon il is, and how weouchl to cherish it, that life iiniv not be a worthless blank Ions, Many ol the diseases that tlcsh is heir to, iind which Mis kt1 lite hmdc iconic, such as consumption iscrofula of the lungs) and ol lit r scrutulous ami Mood diseases, lind a compleli1 cure hi Dr. It. . 1'ierc "lioblen Medical Discovery" when all other remedies have failed. Dr. Pierce's pamphlet on consumption mailed for lo stamps. Address World's Disjiensar) Medical Association, llull'alo, X. . New York has a commissioner on public artworks. When Baby won alok, we pave hi-r CARTOUI A, Whi-n slm was a I'lilM, bIio t-ricd fur (' ASTORIA, Wlu-u hIioIhs'iuiik MIsk, hIio riling to ('ASTORIA, Wbcu alio LaJ I'liildiuu, ho fuvc them CAST01UA The tongue of nn omnibus never spenki except in a singe whisper. "ALL MEN AR ! LIARS," Said David of (Id. He was probat'lv prompted to make Ihe above rcmaik niter irvimr some unreliable catarrh reineilv Had lie l ecu perniitti il to live unlit the prcseni (lav, ami liicil Dr. Sage's remeilv he might have bad a Iieltcr cpinion ot mankind. W e claim Unit no case ol ut tnirli mil w ithstand the mauic elt'ccts ef this wonderful medicine. One trial of it will convince you of its ellicacy. !y di ng gists; lllly cents. -. - Divon es are bccomiiig common iu Scot land. CATAHIill - A New Treat inenl lias liecu ills I'liveri il t liiTcliv a pel iiiaiu nl e u re is i tleeli-il in fiinii one lo I h lee iipihciitiiiiis. 1 'url i. o lur nml tieiitisi' free on reeeiiil uf slump. A. II. lox A: .Sin. lH'.'i KingiSI. nest, 'I iiinlilo, l iuiiiilll. BEST TONIC. Tilts mdl(!lno, combining Iron wilh pine VPR-i'taMe tonli'i, quickly and eoniplelely 'tim Dvapcpnlnv liiill'Nllon Wrnkneaii, Impure llliiail,.lliilnrlu,i lilllannd I'e.cra, anil Nrumllii. II Is an unfHilinjt remedy for DIrneof ll-e Kidney nml l.lvrr. Wt la lnviiltinlile for Iilstuses perullnr to ninen, and all who lend utilentary lives. It doi-s not iiiire the teeth, rnusehcKilHi'hc.nr pnshioo constipation oAt 7ni mcdicinm do. IU'iirleliesand purine" tlielilond.MlmulsU' I'm ajitx'titt. Rid) llifl BsslinUatlon of fiKsl. re llevi'i llcartluirn and Helclilng, and ttrcuidu en the miiwlcs and nerve'. For InternilUiMit Fevers, lassitude, !.ack of Ktiiriry, A-c., It Ikw no equal. 4- TIip fd-nnlnp hnsnlMivctrnilnmaik mid crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no olliur. Wi. Mlj hr HKOKKI IIKaiCtl. 111. BtniKimit. sn iiiout):i ht. faiit iiankh & ii. wilskv. tiik ovly (liicct iniftor.i'rn ef Normim HUllloim from Kmnro Lo Catiffirnia. Kvury otio in iwonlcit In the Nutioiifd j.cili r of N'ortimn lf'r-iM( atkI thoMo in want of tli.M tlnNfiof IIorMiH, if ilt-Miit'il, (nn imtrlinHd them nn one or two ycurtt' tiinu, nt rt'io-nnahlu inter ftit, with mtUfaft'iry w urity. Wo will m il rheftjr tli fin t.iutuino rl.'imof Htnllinni citn h l-om;)it any whcruvlHii in thu I'niUjJ htutti, lriSuml for tut- IVtnlumn. Mo no ma o.t fat. MEN ONLY A Qfw, quWlit pfrmaDfnt.BiMOiUltilj ertvla ear fur ltt or failing Hq- bood. Hi iieflii wllbm ft Qj eurw uBfcll wllhln nionih. KoquMkfry; ilmple, KluDtinrj. Full eIlantlIuo, nurif rcrerncn ftud .udli-utblt primfxAnmlk'tl U'i-rtl fri'i-. AiHrrMTh? Krin Mcdka) Co Hnfltlo, W Y. srWQRMVVtlNS"! Ill S'ri.liiw. IfJI'm IM wi,isssyii mm. . IDS! aASOOI) OHIlirf ..r..l.liv.nipiil'.ie-"' I, i' tlisflt CSSdIi AND fOMFRlSEOH a 15. s.ir ri,r . s , , 'i i ...-iai,ii. 11 . - KV;AL2 i:i;::UIi ASSKCT. ICO TH'm C . llt Ink. ru"v.iin ,'il .1-1411, .li. ri n.i.r m l maiallallua rin. A Clear Skin is only a part of beauty; but it is a part. Every lady may have it ; at least, what looks like it. Magnolia IJalm both freshens and beautifies. 1 ii l 1 FILES! f ILEX! FILES! A KL'UK CCltK KOUN'I) AT LAST NO ONE KEED BCTFEU, A nri cum fur Itlhut. Illwillna, ltdilnit tml tTlnr titl I'll,- tiftit Ihs-ii ,liHi,.vir.il ly lr. Wilimtii mi In. liuu Ui'iiii'ilyl chiI.iI I if WllliHini li.iliiui I'll.' Oint lui'tit. A inil li'l Iihii curril tlin wumt chniiilo oimi. uf llti nr li'l jfnn ftUiiliii. Nn . .in m-t-il mitfrr live nun iti-R ultfr hiii1)1iik ttiiH woniltniil mnitiliii uifilluliiii. Iitlunii. liiAiriuut'i tii nml rli'i'tuiim-Milii muri' liium tliali MI1. W llllAlll'll llllllllll I'll Ollllllll'ht HlHMirlni thi. tu uinni, lln)si lht litti'imi' Itehliu limrtii-ulitrly ut night Alter iii'ttinn aini In Uili, rU nn u imtiltit-ii, gto-j In mint ri'lii'l, anil in in iurt-il only fur I'll', itfhing uf tli. print U' mrt, ik. f.ii iihUiiiik i Ihh. It. ml ulna th,. Il.ni . I M c,.tihili. ny. nl Clrtptanit, Mys alHiiii lir. Wllliiii.i'ii Itiiliuii I'llf oiii'ani'nt: "1 have tlnt-il Ki'im-s nf I'llf I'nri'H, ami It utTnriln mr pl'-aMirr to M) that I havt' iii vt-r ti.un.l utiytliini: H-linli tfuvt inch iniint'tilittt. ami ..'ruiitii nt rrlml an lr. William' Ilt ilian Oititniit." K.ir Mil- li all ilriiKStila an. I inalhil nn r. t, l t u( iirii'i'. 1. (' F. Itii lianli k c.i , f.7 ami t.1 Sana.ine ntitvl, cnml Clay, San Frum-latu Ohio has ihirty-llve colleges seven times more than Massachusetts, Delicate diseases of either sex, however induced, specilily and perman ently cured. I ' 1 1 ! i -1 1 1 r j 1 1 i i 1 1 1 free, liook three itlcl.l sianips. World's Dispensary .Medical Association. P.ullalo, N. V. Corpurul puiiishiucnt has beenatsibsbed iu Chicago pulilic sehuols. TO NEWSPAPER MEN. Palmer & licv.Tvpe Peuiulersand I'ress Dealers, uiuar Mucin iiiiiilitl 'umx on Tvne and Priming Mao rial to Purchasers in the .Xorthwest, .os. Hi! and lit i runt si reel, i'orllnnd, Oregon. Absolutely Pure. Tlila ponder n-'vi-r irit-n innncl of jiiiil'v, trciiatli mi l wliiili'si'imiii "s. M ,nn,' nuiinl. .1 tui'.ii the iinliimrv kinds, and iiiniiet. Is? "ld in unnjt'ti tlim Willi t'l'O lllllltltlldl1 el llitt' test, Hlli'rt ri,;IU, alum or plimi'liaui pi vvders S!d only in oina. lloVAk IhhlMI I'livHil-a i n . I'd VM stni t, N. V. WATSON. WRIGHT & CO., Wholesale Grocera iti Conmissiofl Merchants, 10 North I'ront St.. Portland. Sun Kriuii lwii (itl'i'o 18 Front St.. Iliniitli' nn i'oiiiiiilw.iii NMii'at. W ool, II..m, Kiisln, rma, HldiH. ( 'hi -kena, Ki:mi. l.illtiUr, llm r IH'lisi, SiiIhi.iii. Mill I'itiI, oats. Hurley, (MiI,,h, pouuira liat-on, liril, etr. AiaMiint Milra midi rtil on iluy uf mill'. Hi-mi fi.r our n aiKrt n h irt. ('ont!iioiii!inci nml r-oiislntiin,.iitii a,ti-lti i FOR SAFETY GiveYour Checks s Checkman Ou Ti-nln 4'iiiiiIiik In to I'orllninl. Antiscll Gold McQal Mnre hair. largest Fnotory In tn Mate F PiL'I Tlitn r.rcn t H prnlhf n lllll l.l'IIM'liy Ulin rnn ........ a'..w. Hlilt.11,1 It. ',r (lull. Nurvoiiu anil r liynlcal .r, f. .nil,' s ...'.n ........... I ffWCA ill"'' lily. I ' nl Vitality, ' ejiliii'H Vlrilo IWlliH1, iSX.lWi'.'J Myii'.l-'t'nrr. ('mwlliftf ti 'Z'in'iV i? II .'.i.li -. lVonUlltlis Kid. V 'lIJ; I L V I in.. I.I...I'..,.., I,.l.,l. ' "Tjjvi l'liMU""a "i i'i.-i,..ei ,Kfsl ilium, nml nil tlm Bvili tlinH J- PSlnf yoiillifnl f"lll. ud. ,llK3'Wi.l iM-rtiuuii'iillf rr LikiaJi1"'1'' ."SI.J!ll,":1,',,Vi!: r,sO may hn, and wlioro all ottiur ri'ininlua liavo lalled. A IVnimnriil i ir Almoliiliiy tiunranlecJ. lYioo i. r iNittl.i.ornvo Nittloa for Rmi ii.n nwlntol J.rko, or Ij.O.D.. to any " "ta'-- ly i.riaU,.W IMl. t . I. r-tl llt l ll. ' 'nr ""StSiSWiil ai m as mmm m anliit In ayliiplnnui anil ago ollicf. fHlir. Till" nn.T or lli'.ssnrra. tor 'a muilt i'ipna,ly for tlHTinv i'( ilormiHi-ii riilt vt (lii ir'in:iiitiviiivfin. Tilt',- In no riiaLika a(x.ut Una Illation, .'lit, lfo oon 1 111111.11 M rvutn of KLIK T II 1 1 I 'IV p.'mikUif llin-i.itli llm anva niimt tvMtoro thorn (o bnli.r a' lion. Ilo lios rmiSllnil tin. vlth r.K-strw Hrlta ilvrni-i-il to nirv all lili from tK-ail lot a Itatfur Hi,. II vK UH-i'lrlc. rainaiMl. r oe ,.ri-illn-. ulvlna Ho. Inforinnlton. lotilniv 111 tkMlrto il jll i v., luD WauUliiiiluu UU. Cbuuku. Ilk Inforinnlton, lotilniv (.'iMUvar J. I'. Hil l I K. HI 1. 1. II. WIST. MILLER & WEST, Commission JVlorchants General and l)ulry Produce, No. Ill Front Stri'ttl, iN'tavon Wunlitnuton ami HLark, l'OIITI.ANl), (lltl'.OIIN. (Vl).lniiinrnta aolU'ltnl uiui rrtnrna iiniliirtly inaitl. Flour, Ki-i-d, Iluy, (iruin, rnfut.a, liutUT, lliti. Cliet-ae, Ilry uiui Fri'Mli rruim llamllil. Wut a immk ttiix no ion OUI TO THF READERS OF THIS PAPER. Ol"!.. 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AUoptwlIn all tlHObr'iTAlJIlir'KRAN. aV llunir rrtarni'l ViiHIU, rnmplnraiass.a.'lUifA. ra.vrn.onis., Ssiofia PaaibaMV-M UliUl lUaiUl Aaa. 100luiU,ubk, Iurat rfnOYALfM'.'oJ Ijt i T '. If 1 1 k w '""Vj PIAWfIS 1 IIILIl VsUal'UllLI I Wurraiitcd to rclie v B' euro Heart Diaoa-v j. J. MACK & COJ AUISTI, jf