The Eugene City guard., March 21, 1885, Image 6

EUGENE CITY GUARD.
I. I CAMPIIKLI
Proprietor,
EUGENE CITY. OREGON.
ST. VALENTINE.
Oh, pond ami nwivt Hi. Vulmitlna,
A WMtt hltlimtu nil mln ',
I iiniy you tcui h nut luw lo tll
Till) llllle liml'l 1 luvu ao well!
The rtdWi'in mii" ili'inl timiciiili t'i miow;
The muiK'lilr l lli''l Idiih limn hjo, .
Anil Ihiiimh IK' liiicn'il to tin) wni'l,
Th 1 1r.iilur fiill my love lo llii'l.
80 IvhpIi mi', prny, st VhIi'IiIIiio,
Tin- trnr l to ', or Mini 1 xni'i't Hl'll,
That lm limy truly, Wi'inly see
llou vi' rv ilcni lii- in lo mi'.
hh.iiMh A. lhivU,
ARMY "j'lix'lsilMKXTS.
Ponnltloa ImpOHod for Violation
of Milltury Law.
Hrrnrt mill Inrlil 11 1 Hi Sninr Kiri-titlon
In tlir Ciiiiri'ili-riilf Ann) A Tlili f
liriiinniril Out of Cuiii--1
i nntii-!' I Ifi'.
It has lii'i'ii sail! i tit -r anna, silent
li'iri.'H-in t iuit-s of war t ho 1 .v is silent
ami in a great iiii'iiMin1 this mlage
triii-, mi f.ir 11s tin; operations of tin
C.Vil laws ui'ii ro ircflii'il, in Wat wi
exempt Hi; I on liotli shies of tin! fi'iic
ho lo HjH-ak. in our hit'- civil war. lint
a there is l.iw in civil I fc, ho U there
in tint military, mill that tin; latter
inoro liiilc liniiinl, its coilo licinjj thn
army regulat om, siippleiiioiitcil by tli
lari'i! nisi ri'iionary Lower 01 tin- cum
iiiuiiilin ullici r. In tin! earlier part of
tint civil contest, wicii the volunteer
troops cons il Tctl themselves lis gooil
hh their oll'n.'ers, tin) privates in very
many instances being superior to those
pluci' l by furl iiiiu over Uiein, both in
liicaliini ami mic ill pult on, wen
very rot vo innler tin- salutary restraint
of military tlM'iplitie, an! if the siipi
r:or oiiieors nail 1101 neen wise, enoui'
lu make allowance 4 for this statu ol
feeling llliil to relax the str ctllt'ss ol
tin) rules with iliseretion at tint outsi
it is prolubln dial serious mulinii
Wolihl have, h.iliipi'li' l the ell'orls of th
C'o 11 1 1 II :t in 1 1 11 ir L'elierals on hoi Ii sales.
I tut even at that period punishments
lor tlie reiractoi'v were put in praetii
coiilincmi'iit in the iiiarl Iiuum', ih
lull I anil chain, ixlra police ilnty, ruling
lilt) Wooilcn liuf'.e, earning ""I. '
etc. It is Hot, however, ol thrse nifior
liuni-limcnM I wish lo wr.tc in this
tiketeli. They were (he I'oliiiiion in
ciui'iils 01 camp me, ami eouveveil no
Hpecial warning to the olVcniiers ur
tlieir ! illliailes. It is of tlioe seven
- ! I . . . .. . I t . . . .
piiiliiiiiiienis, cruel, tlolllitli'-s, lu tlietu
Helves, hut ali-olnlelv lieces-arv for
discipline, which earric.l to the hearts
of all who witnessed them, the noec.
wily of prompt unci strict olieilienei! to
tlie rules governing the vat iiiach 111
1 r i i .1
1110 iii iiin - 01 wii 011 mey were an in
tegrnl liai'l. The lesson was Ih H'oiighlv
learneil by tlie volunteers later on iii
the war.
When (ienernl Johnston's nriiiv fi
hack from before the lines of (ii'iieial
fti.tin. t , . .
Aicv iciiaii 111 ironi 01 i - ngtoii, in
thn fall of 1111, to go into winter iiuar
icrs in v enierviiiii, ins army hail heeii
brought into a very la r stale of ilis.
cipliliii lor those ilavs. As weeks went
by ami discipline was relaxed, the
monotony of lite ami I he vicim en
gentler, il by a long sla. ill the idleness
of winter oiiarters bewail to tell upon
thu moial ' of the army. liiMihordina-
tion wa-i r fn. ninl Ihe (lenerals ileter
mined to put the screws ilowu, so to
Hpcak, that tliM'ipline might Ini re-
htoreil. Acc uti iigly ilaily ilnllswere n
Mllilt'il whenever the weather woilltl
pennit, anil tiiarlei-guartls ami camp
guards were rigorou-dy maintained
Ala-lit I Ins lime two of the men of
the Sixth Louisiana licgitucut of In
fantry (I forget how which) attacked
one ol their olllcers 0:1 account ol some
oulcr he had given them which was
distatcful lo them, ami heal him with
in an inch of his lite. They wen
rough .-el, llioe l.oiiisianians, hv the
wy. l'lie o lenileis were trinl hy
court-martial and ordered to he shot
nil a ti l slaied. NuW, up lo this
lime, as fir as my niciuory serves me,
Ihere liatl lieeli ho in lilarv cxeeut on
111 the army of .Sort hern Virginia,
and il was not generally believed that
the cnlencc Woilltl he carried into fi
fed Il was thought to be too .,'Vt
a puiifhiiifiil tor tin rely p'Ht.ng a
iieati on a suiionLnat ' nllieer. Hut,
coli-idering the lax state of discipline
existing, lieticral licaureganl, in whose
Miction of the joint command of John
ston and himself the condemned men
were enrolled, tlct rin in d to make an
example that would prove to the entire
army that the I'ominander-in-Chicf
was in dead earnest to ma ntain disci
pline. Strenuous ( Hurts were m ule to
hw IlicMi men, and telegrams came
pouring into heatltpiarters as Ih ek as
tlie in Augut, but to no avail. Kx
(iovcrnors, t'ongrcssiiien ami other in
llllential men hesiegeil the headquar
ters, Imt the to'iieral ivas obdurate. tn
the 1l.1v set for execution ihe brigade,
to wh:ch the regiment of the con
demned men was aitachetl was drawn
1111 in a large open licit! m three sitbn
of a stpiarc. Toe prisoners, seated on
their Collins in 1111 open watrou, fol
lowed by a strong giiaul, were then
driven into the center of the sipiare,
where two graves had Imvii ting. Thou
amis f -. tt the oilier brigades of the
army had (locked to w tuess the specta
cle. Thecolliiis were placed beside the
open lmiims and the dimmed men were
blindfolded ttlld forctsl to kneel upon
them. To retnl r the scene more im
pressive, while the tiring plaioon were
making ready tin baud ol the bri":itle
plavcd a fni.eral d.rge. A llah, a roll
of smoke, anil the men fell forward on
their fa cs ami all was over. A fatigue
pHrty luineil them where thev fell, w iiile
I In troops were inarched oil to their
camps, deeply impress.-,) the idea
that military rule was of iron. It need
not to ! saal that the dreadful seem
liud a VvholesoliieclVecl.
Aliolher inc tleiit that I recollect hap
pened 111 the writer's regiment (Seven
teenth Virginia lufanirt) in I.m;-.',
whit h p.trtiMik iiioiv of the nature of a
fotne.ly than a tiagetly, ami vet the
puuishment was iinuv disgraceful to
the men invohed than in Ihcc ise o:
thoso shot to death an abovii stated.
Af.tr Ilia retreat from Yorktown tlui
regiment was encamped lielo llicli
tuoiiil. l're picnt complaint was made
by men of the dillerent coinpanies of
thoft-s I'onimittcd on thuir cflects. As
thn men worn well acipiainted w th
each oilier, and had fought and bled
together, it wan hard to lay tho finger
of Hiisii cion on any one. A xtrict watch
was Kept, and at last tho thefts
were fixed upon two recruits who hud
lately joined onu of tho Alexandria
companies. Now, I wish to say right
hero that in three years of sefv co in
iIhh regiment I do not remember it
Hinglo instance, but tho one above,
whero a man was caught Hteiding from
liis comrades. Kvcti when almost
starving, tho men would not surrep
titiously tako even a crust from tho
haversack of a comrade. (In the con
trary, in my company, at least, it was
share all around in t ines of scarcity,
although it must be acknow ledged that
when tho cooks doled out the scanty
rat. ons every man was ready to take
the best pieces, li lt to our tale. A
court-martial condemned the iiforc-aid
thieves to hate their hell Is shaved, a
placard marked "Ihief" atticlicil to
their backs, ami to bo druuiinc I out of
camp before the assembled regiment to
the tune of the "Kogue s .March. It
happened that I was corporal of the
guard in charge of the prisoners on
the day the Hfiilenct; was to be carried
into clVcct, and it was a very disagree
able duly to act ns ton-orial urti-t Inl
ine ocas on, to make the liiii-h.tig
toilet of the pilferers, as it were, i
felt sorry for the men, bad as t icy had
shown tin 111 elves to be, for the d s
graee which they must undergo seemed
III lie preferable lo death itself. Knte.
ing the tent w licic the men were coli
liiied I found tin 111 playing cards
"You itieii iii 11 st uiiilergo your sen
tence at three o'clock,' said I, "but
vou must b"ar up. You have brought
it on vi urselves."
"Oh, never mind, corpy," sa'd one
of them, and they were both laughing.
"Wo re glad to get loose. We'll lie en
joying I fe w hile you fellows are food
for the worms."
I'tler d.sgiist seized upon mound I
felt no more coiiiiiunctiou of conscience.
Calling in t.vo of the guard to hold tho
scoundrels in a convenient position, I
seized the shears a id took my first and
last lesson as a barber. 1 think the
job was well done, for 1 cut to the skin
in Mime places ami lefl their beads
striped like 11 clir.i's back. Al .'I p. 111.
tho regiment wa.s drawn up as if for
dress parade, and I uiarcheil the thieves
out with a lilo of bayonets at the back
of each, and w hen till was ready pa
raded them up and down before the line
with the lifi-s and drums rattling nvv.iy
merrily at the "Kogii i s March'' behind
tin 111, am d roars of laughter Iran (lie
111. 11 w ho hail been tli honored by their
pre-clice. Taking the pit ful fellows to
the boiindarv of the camp (hey each
received a kick in the rear from the
guards ami were scut on their w ay n-
jo Clllg.
In a previous arliclo I a'bnled to the
execution of a man named lla Id, lie, a
conscript from Southwest Virginia.
who had been ass gned to the I-'.r.t
Virginia 11. malum of Infantry, lie
was a iiiounta ueer with a I a lire
family of children, anil was always
pining for homo, lie was utterly
worthless as a soldier. Alter tie e't
ing and being brought back two or thr- 0
times, ho linally desperately wounded a
guard who endeavored to balk stdl an
other attempt to desert, lie w as cap-
tureil, coiirt-iiiartialcil ami se.iteneed
to be shot, altli nigh the co.irt for a
long t ine hesitated to inissseiitonce, as
time of the members believed the man
to be half-w ilted. Had mil Kadelitlc
11,., li te Lilliul III. 1 ,rii.,,..l I,., u I.I I,.,,..,
only I (ecu conlini'ii, as he del not at
tempt to tlesert to tint enemy, but to go
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 " ; but the assault d 'term ued the
minds of the court. On being brought
out for execution the poor devil blas
phemed and howled ami struggled
w ith the guards in a lieartreiid ii:; uian
iiiit, and it was not until he saw that
his pravcrs for mercy were Uscle-s that
he braced up 1 ke a man, ami ipiietly
kneeling upon hiseollin anil received iii
h's bosom the fatal bullets. I have ever
thought, niul think still, that the cxe
liou of this man was a slam 011 the
ourt thai trietl him. under the ctvuin
laiices. lie was a monomaniac on the
llliieel of home. I lis ( 'aiitain deemed
him irresponsible, and the in.t oritv of
the oilicers o. tiie battalion wen1 of the
same op 11 on. I had lieen trauslerretl
1, 1 Iii, s Initial. on at this t.me, ami I
know that 1 was in favor of Licking
Kadclitle no tistcatl id shootinir him.
Speaking of punishments, 1 don't
know thai I wai more I'oiViblv struck by
anything I witnessed during the slrug
gle than b the followine; incdent:
n the autumn of lstll 1'aptam Charles
I'avitlsou s company il iist irg ira
attalioui, in which I was a Lieuten
ant, was detached from the command
ami ordered lo Assist in dtsinountiii''
the heavy artillery from the llowlctt
House battery 011 the James K ver, and
111 removing to and rcinotiiiliiiL' thcin
the new batteries w Irch had been
-ons: meted a mile or two up stream.
Iirccllv opoos lo hutch (iap. The com-
111 v was assisted m this heavy labor
i' the sailors of the ganboats hinir be-
iw and the able-bodied convicts from
the lliehinoiid IVnitentiarv; these la'er.
owever, doing separate work fnun
tno soldiers ami sailors. One d.tv
l'avitl on anil 1 were passing along the
illc-pils weie the convicts were dig.
mg. w lien one ol them raised his lin
ger to the lYiiilt iit ai v LMiard ami re-
uestetl permission (0 simmK. Il was
granted, ami lu- spoke to lavidson bv
ame. The latter stopped, and. after
kmg earnestly at the man. tx-
la mod: ".My tied! W hat are ou
loin'' here? 1 llioui'ht vou had lieen
irdoncil," The convict nioiirnlullv
100k his head, and when Pavidsoii
took his hand, burst into a passion of
ars.
"Is there any thing I can do for you?"
s.l tl 1 .i itlson.
"No !" the poor wretch replied; "I
am deatt to tnv family ami to the world,
and am iu hell. Yet' my body is alive,
ami 1 shudder to commit ilie tl.'."
lu watching tho scene I confess tears
came into my eyes. As 1 learned after
ward, here was a scion of one of the
mo-t prominent and respectable fam
ilies of the Virginia Valley, w ho had
tleliU'rately tlung himself to the bad.
Start ng out in the war as a voting
Lieutenant in a crack cavalry ' coui
uany, lie had suflonsd Lis ps: on for
I ipior to cuny him from shady act 10
net, nntil at la-t ho comiii tied forgery,
and wound up by stealing a span i l
horses und a cai'r'ago, in tho act ol
se ling which ho was arrested. Tried t( 'els 01"'
by court-ni art 11 1 ho was ca.shiercd and Hi h"P Jackson, who d cd in bin
turned over to the civ.l authorities, bv tlon tho other day, had niii" d 11 ;ht ti,
whom he was scntcn 'etl to a live years'
term in tho renitentiary. All his fain
il v iiilliienco could not save him or
aiiato the rigor of tho sentence. His
olloasos were too gros for clemency.
After we had left h 111 Davidson never
went near him again. It was too pa n
ful, but I10 managed to obtain some
abatcmet of the, labor imposed on the
wretciicd man w liilo tho convic'.H wero
slat 'oiiod near our camp.--77iom's J.
Murray, in WnMnglun HijiulJicun.
CHRYSANTHEMUMS.
Siiinit Hints Kchitlnic to tin- Culture
ol
This ('liurnilni; Autumn l lnwer.
Now that this charming autumn
flower has become so popular tho ipies-
tion is rcp atetlly asked: How shall
we grow our plants to pro, luce tin; besl,
results? For exhibition purposes, or for
blooming indoors, it is necessary to prom-no
them iu pots, hence they reipiire
constant attention or failure will bo cer
tain. I. ate iu autumn a good clump of
each variety desired should bo lifted
and potted 11 h stock-plants for propa
gating purpo-eH. These may cas.ly be
wintered, cither in a cold frame, or in a
cool, airy cellar, imt if by the former
method, the pots must lie plunged in
coal a lies to prevent injury.
Marly in spring, say by March 1st.
tin' plants may be g.ven'a slight heat
lo start growth, which is readily excit
ed, and as soon its the young shoots am
two or three inches in length, thev may
be cut oil smoothly, the bottom leaves
removed and the cutt ng.s inserted in
well-drained boxes or pots of .-and.
Hoots will ipiicklv and easily form, after
which the new pfanls should bo potted
oil' singly into tw o and a half or three -inch
pots. It will be iieecs-ary to keep
llieiu in a low temperature to prevent a
soft, succulent growth, as no llowcr
yields more 011ick.lv to heat than tho
chrysanthemum.
As soon as the young plant begins to
grow the center should be pinched out,
so as to insure silo shoots, mid when
tho latter have developed three or four
leaves their tips should also be pinched
in like manlier. The object in this is
to induce a round, compact head, so
that at inalur ty it may pre-o'it a per
fect globe of bloom, i'ilicllillg lllll-t be
resorted lo as the shoots are form-'d
and grow, until the l-t of August,
when they must be allowed to mature,
else Will the tloWer-buds be injured.
Various other forms are adopted for
training tlrs plant, but the globular
will be found the most tractable.
The best soil lor the chrysanthemum
is a loose, fr tilde loam, w ell enriched
with thoroughly decayed mature, mid
the plants wh 'ti growing should re
ceive an occasional dose of weak liouid
manure. As the pots become tilled
with roots - wh'cli maybe ascerla tied
by carefully turning otit the ball -they
must receive a larger size, not forget
ting to ram the soil gently all around
the edges, or, as gardeners say, "linn"
il. I'se plenty of lra;n;;ge," for, not
withstanding th's plant loves plenty of
moisture, it will riot thrive with old
stagnant water in the soil.
As soon as Hit! weather has settled
in spring, anil danger from frost has
passed, tho pots should bo sunk in tho
ground up to the rims, mid a slight
mulch applet! lo the surf ace of the
soil. Water freely, mid .syringe tla.lv
excepting in wet weather. I'crhap's
the greatest pest to the chrysanthemum
is a little black aphis which appears iu
immense numbers on tho lips an I suc
culent young wood. These may !
dislodged by dusting snuff over them,
or spr iikling w th lol a 'co vvat -r. l'y-rethrutu-powder
is also cllicacioiis.
This llowcr may be grown in the
usual wav to form line spec mens if
only alit'.lo care is be, towed during
the summer. In short, make the soil
rich, pinch frotrtentiv wh le tic plant
is yo iiig, nmicii, water "iiouM the
weather be tin. and keep oil' the in
set ts. At the North, s' t the plants on
a warm southern expo ure, so that
bloom may be sct'iind before fro I.
The varieties are now so numerous th it
to present a list of th" best would b -useless,
as almost a:iv responsible
llorist can furnish a beautiful c dlection
in all the numerous clas.es. Some of
the new Japanese introdiicliirn are re
in irkable examples of groles,uencss.
as well as beaut v, resembling rich
silken fringes of br II ant colors.
i'omii'i (icii.i, in .V. )'. Trilniitc.
Carefulness in Old Age.
A medical man compares an old man
to 1111 old wagon; w.th light loading and
C ireful usage it w.ll last for years; but
line heavy load or sudden strain will
break it an I ruin it forever. Many
people reach the age of lift,- or sixty or
seventy, measurably free from most of
the pains ami inlirmitit s of age. cheerv
in heart and -omul iu hcaltn, r pe iii
wisdom mitt experience, w.th sympa
thies mellowed by age, and with rea
sonable proscts and opportunities for
continued usefulness in the world for a
considerable time. Let such persons bo
thankful, but let them also be careful.
An old constitution is like an old bone,
broken with case, mended with tldli
ciilly. A young tree lu tuls to the gale,
an old one snaps and falls before the
blast. A sing e hard lift, a;i hour of
heatngwork, an evening of exposure
lo niiii or damp, a severe chill, an ex
cess of food, the nnii-ual indulgence of
an appetite tr passion, a sudden lit of
anger, an in;irop.'r tlo-e of 111 .! cine -any
of these or other siin'dar things cut
nil a valuable I f" in an hour, and leave
the fa r ho es of usefulness and cujov
nient but a shapeiess wreck.
A smart oltl la lv, I -ving ca'.lctl into
court as a v.ttn s. yrew impatient at
tlie itii".iioits uit t. her, ainl tobl tb.-Jtiilp-
that s!ie wotilil stai'tl ilown, for
lie n "rulv one nf the mos, iniju'si
t ve oKI jfciitl in -ti she cicr seen." .V.
V. ..-,.. r.
If tlierv Is an tiling mme sweet
than a vonn man with black ear mail's
on his ears ami tvl mittens on his
liniitl., we tie. ire it to be trotled out
ilium tl a'.t ly. that it may rei-c.To a
cliivmo. iii' Civ Vrrni'."
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.
Jeremiah Austin, of South Coven
try, I onn., h.ivs no in ono litiiiiiti! I and
i for whom ho found luis'iamls in ninu
V.cari 01 his own (llocose.
(ie oral lia icock lost
ilatightT in lx:i and Mr .
his d
Itanci 'o'
I has w orn nioiirriu : ovt r since for
o- 0
sill)
relative alter 1 notht r until now
wears it for her only s in. .V. )'. Sun.
Newspaper -n hngluiid do not eir
rulato by subs i ii lion as they t!o in
1 America, but they ar sent over tin;
' tlv Ui,d sold bv new -a-'. nis. Tho.i
they are .sold cheaper lure ih n in
Ainer'ca. one peiinv (two eoatsi l.e n '
tin usual pr.i'o. (.V.
,,. Ii,!.
A st itue 'o I'"o.
tion written by W.lli
I ecu lini 11 'd III Jt.il .
number of a tors a n
and will shor ly la
York. I 'no has w ai;c
l:iu:i-
wi h the i i-ei Sp
un Wi dor, h s
b . t c o de of .1
I liter, ry people,
erected ill New
I a long t me f. r
lli
1 honor., but hi! ha iippe.icl to
I rnr.v in t - opul r i-stmujoii asdic
memory of his pi ts hi d faults h ,s f .dcd.
I .(.';. III.
- Iii the i.lbiim of the widow of ox
Sen ilor Kvnn-, of M ne, is the follow
ing verbatim autograph of Davy Crock
ell: "Mrs. F.Vitus i f in. in reip ists Tho
hunter from the we-i to writ h s 11 mii!
i ilier Album. Iier U'Osily sh ,11 be
gr.iit lied by a Sentiment widiing i e
l.cltli and ha) ines mid a s .fo arrived
lit her les deuce with her family and
friend-." -Airyir'.Y AV:r.
Mark Twain s yslh it ho u rd to
be a 11 Uibo:' of lir. t I Lift-' ill S,n
l'rinc:sco, when Ilarle was editing a
weekly joiirn 1! und net'ng as Secret. ;ry
of the I'hilcd St ites Mint, and Twain
was a repo ter on a daily. The popu
lar Li! of " I ho Heathen Chinee" neir y
ruined Harte in his own estimation, for
his ambition w. s to 111., ko f: ine in
writing tho k'nd of p-o-e sk'tclies
w hi 'h have s ni e gined so much up
pieci.tt on, and he le.ire I tint people
would insist upon always regarding Inm
11s merely a writer of funny rhyme,.
.V. J'. Trilninir.
Correcting some re out reports
a bou 1 Mrs. lielva Lockwootl, the Oswego
(N. Y.) Tim .s say-: "Uelva l.ockwood
was a resident of Niagara County. :n
this State, ami her lirt husband w as a
gentleman by the name of McNall.
After the ileal h of Mr. MeNal1 she re
moved to Washington to take charge of
a young ladies' seminary, lu Washing
Ion she married a dentist by the name
of Lockwootl. Mrs. l.ockwood is a
talented woman of excellent character,
and the fa'd that she has become some
what conspicuous as a leader among
the woman suffrage advocates is no
jus ilteatiou td the lies thev tiI I about
lr."
HUMOROUS.
The ice man may not be 111 ich of a
skater, but ho is able to make fancy
figures on ice. ilolon I'osl.
A market reporter siys that h's
fWcot heart encouraged h 111. and ho
thought of marrying her nt once, 1 tit
that a further advance was fid 'owed by
a decline. - l.oni.srilU- Conrit r-Jotinuil.
A patent medicine advert's 'tiient
ppeaks of tho "liver failing to act."
We suspect the manager cut down its
salary. When the liver refuses to act
the drama of "Life" can't go on very
successfully. Sort isUnn) Li rulil.
Tlie ollice-bov's effusion: "I held
her tiny Land in mine and clasp -d In r
fairy form, and t- Id my tal of ard"iit
love in language swi ct and warm. And
when I pans tl for lack of br ath, ste
rilised her dimple-i ci in ami whispered
low: 'I don't catch 011; pi as s'ng your
song again.' " Cliictiijo Tri'-um .
Forced to wed.
To speak the wunl Iier tiuiini" iliil fuller.
Hut nil her teiirs anil pi". vers were idle;
Iter la: iier Inrts it Iier In tin' lialo-r,
Knr lie il iletei iiilneil nn the bridle.
Mi ilut not wash tn sta riip strtle.
Ami so her iei-linus -lie iliil sininher;
Kill sailille lie her 111 irrie.l lire
She Bt'dili it tine. Imt .tivi'il itnntlicr.
iii.s'.'oi mrirr.
First Dude - "Aw, Ci 1 aw ley, my
tb ar boy, what a wattlin' pac you nw
ig nii t ils inornin . Second 1'ud ' -j
"Aw, es, Filztiiiotll ', my ib ar fellow.
I Don't d 'twain m . I'm bar t at work,
j This is the btisi M s 'ason of the y , ar to
11110." "Ity Jove, Chaw I y, w.'at ar
I you do'ii ?" "I 111 tbulgiii' my or dit-
ors. " I'ltHiuh 'r hi't ( 'iiiV.
Calling Conlfibuior: Is llteivany
one here wimi apprccia:cs po.'iry.J lai
ilor: Yes, c, r ainly: have you some?
I'm1!: Yes; f nr. all on the -casons.
Mil. tor: (iood: that's just what waj
want. Here, John, sprinkle a little
sauce on these and take ibeiii down
stairs. I'oct: W hat for? lidiior: For
the goat He is the only one about d e
establishment who loves joetry. Hut
he won t eat season poetry w 'le u mint
sauce. -.V. )'. M.
"Faith is a confidence iu the exist
ence of something we can not s -o, my
little dears," tlie super'nteiideii! ex
plained to the juvenile Sunday-school
class. "For instance, when y o 1 buy
peanuts you know there is u kernel in
side of the sin 1! though yell elllv see
the shell. Now. that is fa'lh. Do you
all comprehend me?" ( las. m ani
nioiisly : "Yes, thir." Sunt r n:e ident:
'I lieu w hat is falh?" Class unani
mously: Tca:iu:hs:" n:yh
('inoi'c'i .
Salaries in Different Countries.
in iiiiiia' i i'. icii member cf tin
perial le'M:itiv,' bmlv r-fivi's
even tl.iv of tlie v -.:uii al'niit ?:
bt'-i.lcs 1 1 t annttall fur l uln.
11U- j
for !
!'- j
iii !
An; tria about s."i a il:;v ilifi: t!ii' s
-'on. Fniiu'c ja her .'ciiiitors mi,!
Ienitics about :'.-.'.",ii per ann iiii: !!nl
bunl. about s-.'.i! jut anniipi and ir.i.t !
inj: epenst's; lii'l' iim, a uniti:h
ilurins; the sc-11.1; Nita. about
i:'..'0 a t!ay a; tl lr;:clin: t p, i: e
l'oi tiiL'a!. t' per il cm. Mt nt .cr of
the Cana lian I'aiiitunciit le.-cve tor
i very s oi la-i:n our a pout i.
'1," " i in! lo cei.t- inlcac; V,:. il
jives to ! it Senators 1,nVi a .,1 tiav 1
liitT cpi'ltc: Meico a!!..w tie.' lu- m
Is'i snl !t!;i l!tv c .'.' i p-.-r atiiini,;;
the Ai.'t.t in' lb p. ii l.c t it 11 j in a
hich a- '.'. a:ul in tin I :. : ti
Sail". I i tli S-, ..,!,. ,s I in .i'lv of
the I'oll- ' t f l'.i'pl'. M' Hal '.t'. ici .' Vo
CO"-! ar. iu.V!y. ;tU mileage of twen
ty c-ei.'i p r liiilc. -'.iin,,' .i.Ua 7Vt.i.
R. D. Stowitts, i f Alimny. N. K-t
has had his name changed bv tho court
to Arthur D. stow its. "K D'' was his
full baptismal name, und he said it had
been a source of frcpient annoyance to
him to lie called upon to expla'n how
Uo letters had been given him for a
name. Most men would have delighted
In the oddity. Allium Journal.
"Docs not tho practical joking ot
onie of your scholars annoy you at
times, Mr. Blackboard?" "Very
much. 1 have always had an abhor
rence of practical jokes in any form, but
to some of tho pranks pi ived by tliu
buys -such as placing bout pins in my
chair, for ii.nt '.nee --my dislike is par
ticularly deep seated."- -.V. Y. Tim:.
Look after your wife; never mind your
self, she'll look after vom
13 THIRD 'A CUBE T0K CONSUMPTION!
We answ er unreservedly, yes! if the pa
tient foiniiieiices in time the use of Dr.
I'ii n e's "liohk-ii Medical Discovery, ' and
exercises proper rare. If allowed lo run
its course loo long all nieilii-iiic is power
less to slay il. Dr. fierce never deceives
a patient' lc' hnldiiiff out a false hone
for the Hiikre of pecuniary pain. The
'Golden Medical Discovery" lias cured
thousands of patients w hen nothing else
seemed to avail. Your druggist has it.
Send two stamps fur Dr. I'ierif's complete
treatise on consumption with numerous
testimonials. Address World's Dispensary
Medical Association, Itiillulo, N. Y,
When is 11 Scotiluinn like a donkey?
When he stands on bis bunks and braes.
CATAI'ltll -A New Trtalnient lius tieen dis
covercil w lii it hy u ieriuaiient cure i.s-t ll'eeteil in
fititn tine tu three a'ihciitiiins. I'urlii ulill's unit
tri utise free on reei inl ot sliiinn. A. 11. Ih.Xo.N
ic smiN, KinK ! west, '1 01 onlo.
, i'tiliuda.
Thy Gkk.mka fur breakfast.
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Advance Orders Already Beceived.
This is the best Cook Hook in the market,
the recipes having been furnished by
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Booksellers and Stationers, liy i-'irst St.,
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liiltun 0 Ihe ihrvtit niul iihiwihm will
he agreeably surprised at the immediate
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JJruiltiul Troilien." Sold only in boxes.
A I A ltl.- l unll wihi are sin 0 iioe front et
rorsanil uiitieretionv ol yonlli. uervons weuk
ru'81. nuly decay. Ion of inunliutHl. eie., I will
semi H reeil't' tliul will cure you, r Itf.H. ur
ClIAttUh. Thin (freut remedy v.s diieoveree.
by a nusniinai-y in Mouth America. i nil soil
udiiri'MH d t iit 'elope to I'.KV. .IhhilHH T. ISM.tN,
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It's a pour musician w bo can't blow Ids
own trumpet.
Had treatment of stricture often
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USE
II 1 I I W.'.V
BALSAM m
INOIPIKNT
OOWSUMPTIOTa-,
Bronchitis, Influenza, Asthma,
AnilallTIIKOATU'dl.l'NO TKOl'Ill.l S.
Sill!) liY ALL pKUOt.lsTi IOK KlfTV CENTS.
J. IC. ( VtriSA U. 1'ropr ietoi-4,
417 8a iSwihE Strfet. San Francisc.
I.MPOltTiil)
Ut. Ki;;nNHs & it. wii.si-y, Tin: only
ilini't tai; nr en n( Xmi'ian sral'i.HM fn 1.1
Ki.tiiivio t aliirriiia. Kmtv ,,. ii rLv.-i'i-1 in II t
N.ili. p.il llt'i-ti-r n( N.'imii'i ll'i-n, ami lln.so
want t'l tl in elu-is nf ll irn1, if ilcin'-l, ,nu tmii l .-i.,-t'tt'lil
nn l'lie or t-tt a .wars' t im to ri ;.--nn:iti!t.' Iiitrr-e-t,
Willi s;ili.iailor Sf'iiiiT. WimhII 11 i i'tavr
llian tin1 value clan nf Stalli'-ns ran lio t ou.'ltt u:;
'ln'ive.u in tliu t'niti-J stiiti'S. Vml for l at-
HlOi'UU.
retaluma. Smiiima Co.. nl.
for Infants nnd Children.
"Ca-torIai.o-renadsrtsatochilJre!ithat I Ca-toHa enr-a relic Con-ttpatlon,
reooinnieniiitaasiiiieriortonajr jiresonpUoa I P'ir HtomHeh, Iiiarrlirra, Knit'tntion,
known ty mo.-' IL A. Aacnca, M. D., I Wnrn'S. Gi"1- sleep, aud promotes di
111 So. OiTord 6t, ISr-iuUjra, S. Y. VltSoT.'t iijurioiu mcJlcaaon.
Tea CaxTica C&ma.t, 182 rutton Street, N. T.
Did you Sup-
pose Mustang Liniment only good
for horses? It is for inflamma
tion of all flesh.
HOBBIES 0? THE HYGIE.x'lSTS.
There were several ilnxen of I lie bjglen
1st in council, each with his Individual
hobby. Hat h thought all the ollieis were
wrong. Kuril w as sure 1 fin t his own hobby
was ihe only correct one. A gentleman
present said lie hud taken Drown' Iron
Itiiters for debility and dyspepsia, nd,
though ho didn't want to inuke a fuss
alsiut It, ho knew the use of this preat
tonic to lie belter than all Ike notions bo
hail heurd advanced in tlie council. One
practical cure is, worth thousandi) of
guesses and notions. Thousands of happy
convalesce nt speMk gratefully of Browu'a
Iron Bittern.
Wlicn Baby iu alck, wo Rave her C ASTORIA,
When "lie ru Chlltl, iho cried for CASTOKIA,
niii'D he iMHiiuno II , ihe olunj to C ASTORIA,
Whua the had CUUdien, she tvo thou C AST0UL4
Ah ancient Kgyptiau Idol sold at auction
in Xew Y ork a lew da) sago for $7.
A happv coiniiinallon of best Grope
Brandy, Smart Weed, Jim idea Ginger
ami Camphor Walcr. as (hum! Iii Dr.
Pierr-'s Coni)iouinl I'.xtraet of Smarl
Weetl. cures cholera morbus, ilflinluea,
dysentery or bloody-llnx. colic or cramps
ill the st"tiii!i Ii, and breaks up colds,
fevers and inllammatory attacks.
Hum, sweet hum Thai of the honey
hue.
Those w ho desire the stronpst (il)d Abso
lutely the best slimilil buy the lil AM Bak
IMi I'owiiKK. '1 hereisiioinislnl-i'iibi tl it.
TUTT'S
2J22i222iiii3Z2SiSi
fZ3 I
"THE OLD RELIABLE."
25 years m use.
The Greatest Modical Trintnph cf tlie Age I
Indorsed all over tho World.
SYMPTOMS OF A
TORPID LIVER.
Lossofappotito. Nausea, bowels cos
tivei Pain m the Head.with a dull senr
sationjn thobackpart!f ain under
the sftoulder blado, fullness atterent
ing, with a disinclination to exertion
ol body ormliyii Irritability "of temp
er, Low bpirits,Lossoi memory ,with
a feeling of having neglected tsomo
duty, vjarjiriess. Dtzzinessi Flutterf
ingofThe lloarfffots beforeTEeeyes,
YllowSkin-He'HdachpiKestlfisess
atnightrf highly colored Urine.
IV TIIESE WA3NISG3 ARE UNHEEDED,
c::i:i3 ni:sA:-s vill cs: dz ssviiCPij.
IJlX'S TILLS arc cecially inluiitetl lo
Biieli cuspj, unu tltwo ellrets kiieh n chaii(;o
of f'ielin;r a 1 to astonirli tlie sullerer.
T!icy liicrrnsfi tiie Appetite, ami causa
tho li sly 10 T1.b ou l'ltmli, thus tlie ays
tein is iioiirUlinl, and ly their Tonic
Arll. 11 on Hid Dipmllve Orcrni. IUrh
lnr Moelmirw tnoilni'pil. I'rlee It.-j e e mis.
TUTT'S HASH DYE.
liiur ItAin or Wiiiiu:i:s clmnireil to a
Gr).--ir Klacic nynsinalo ninillt utlon of
tliisliVR. It. imparts a natural color, aets
lii.-'t:i'i:aiii'iui-.iy. Sold liy iJrnyuistii, or
si'nl by i-xpivH on receiptor $1.
Offieo, C4 Murrav St.. Now York.
t Mri'mzllirn
ttci.fi.'.'v.i.; c.imI Sero
ffa5 i ail. Vrriouas ru "'.iiirut
Di-lwlity. i, "U!il.
nuumii'-fl, virus 'cciiue
KllilliiU'llcy, 0verflintne
J Ciin.it iiMiii.rrtwttttiiii. Kill
J le ymi'l UliKhl.Tl niil'liO:itR.
I l!"r:ut'lli Tlie llHi"l,r.rl'-
UH"lTir 'HIII'IK-I,l . viiw
cae may be, and wliere Ml uti.ii r.'nm.im Lva falltiL
A l'erniani'iit lire Absili:lely tuiirntilt t J.
Ynco Ji r twttle, nrfve r for $10. Henl
ilium r 'is ii toi ii.'ic, or I'.l'.U. to 10 mliln-M, utrict
ly iir T.:'..Vy UK. '. II. Mil. I ll.l.U.
UI6 ktnrny Sltei l.Min l'rxii-lio al.
C WV r MuiliciKilt to ullt'W It
uaMMMM-nHiiialiiu' tj inptOTiH mini ui;
.iiita.ta''Uo, bstiLtii' cuiUiiicut;al by later or i
oftico. itm
wu.ir a nmr will do ran vol:
TO THE HEADERS OF THO
PAPliR Hi'' (.' 'imIii-miii: i ei il
ullt 1 lo M ini on mi'rMit i. ten ruift hi
tii.'IioV or j'0"tf tini, nnr Utesl litiflv
i(!iXi'ilieUi.ik,iAliti'i'"iitr,tii''Hrtii(iil-tl
1 h i iiUiikhcvi-dwiiik Hotnt-it'i t linre of
''.'. H'ii7
Wr.-r,' in ti.its ti.t ait'.-
nt Uhi;ii;
li if,. i, wii'.e Him ronrcuy iuv
r'n :ltli hu,'':fyc. uuiioiit tlt "t ot
) H.in.itr; HVGIEMC RULES i
Ptnnon to r:inc rnn ' y nin -x n"i n . fi.. ir
ifitunisof .. ir : a i n'li v.t -a : WhM Mon need Wivett
for Hin'1,-tr riliiin (iini ol Im. "i ' " h cumiiti tu. if
U.ir4Mhviumrai. T t ' CONSw M PT I ON-ltil.Mtr
1 n.l iiliK-l rim: INSflMfMlA. I'-w it htav ou. fly t.f ovr-
ci"it; QIPHT HtRIA,'"" -"" .ffffi-t tn-i irme.lv : !tnlr lor
libj.lfil inrr- f 1 i.l m-ami t bildrru, liy a pr-Milncni riiK-i'i;
HEAD-ACHES tiirlr oi-ln'n mul ft.ticii;.iiii ; " W nnn-n im
v.ti4tiiir, .bit ii iiikt tlierti;' Suirtirollonn lo H it ; TnWfi -I
tli r-wn-it-u pfi iltMitt. nnin. i. t-. input tl- ami tr ot thft
prin.'i-iEl ii.iiii.ni. I" (!, il n bHk nu ilnl by wry om ,
ftite. ittilliv All. tuil 'I It ! ! y l von t t-n rmt bo tli-tt it
my intro.liir'.! tu r u initT. Uit-f by serur fur U a
Utw rtf mai'.t f n'tn yrtir frlei nJ iirljlilur. Aildreii
OMFFY PUB. CO.. 53 South St., OaltimorO. Md.
n'ucii.y i-urvii I yl'ii- :i IA1.K M 1,1 Hull. A'topl"! mull
(l,r MuSl'irAld OK FKAM'K. lfi'ni.tivturllof VIOOil
(Hini'Vt'i-...Ji'tt"fi. S.n?ontp tiU)$it I'Mii.liiijtKit
t'lvUle UcruiiUiil Accj. ieculikuSl.,li.'w yorW
ThlfrBn.Tor'Rfjrf'ner"
tor maao pxpreaiy fir
th cure of dt-ranKt-rnrnu
of tb (TfReratiTe orvni.
Thrre it no rmite 6out
this tnntninftat, the con
tinuous rtruftm nf ELEC
TRIC ITY p'nnMtln';
throtiRb th p-irtj nmt
rvftoro them to hmlthr
rtloo. la not nm(r'ini
tnt with Electro hets
drTtirti to cure all 11 U
f mm hNUl to t-, ItMfol
thONt otrw tnirtdiM
tkKU)C bcu us. ltd NN WaLwa bu, ciuov, LU.
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