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hut .'"I X .... 1 EUGENE CITY GUARD. LUCAKriKLL, ...", rraprleUr. EUGENE CITT. OREGON.. A NOTED DUELIST. . .. , i TkeHethvdn of Flchtlac Ad.pted by a lelllaa Bare-a. Pari Figaro. 1 . Baron de Son Malata, a Sicilian 1 and , a noted duolint, Lm recentlr come to Paria to find a test of his skill as, a com batant Ha ban fought forty duels, but in none of them has he been the chal lenger.., It is told of him that during a heated pol.tical canvass, in the course of a discussion in a puUio square with a first cousin, the latter called him bj some opprobrious epithet. The baron replied: " -' " You are a cowanll" ""- ; The cousin answered: if ,.. 1 . "Will jou repeat that . in , five min utes?" . . .. .. ... , T Assnredly- ' J ,' v The oonsin went home and returned with a revolver in his hand. The baron vent nptohim and said) ' "Uniseppe, soe here I That reTolrer ' don't suit your hand ; the stock never was mule for you ; fur the life of you you could not use the pistol." ' . i. As be ceased to speak he spit in hi' axm&in's face.. The suddenness and strangeness pf this speech and.atUuk so bewildered the oousintliat he neither said nor did anything. . The baron spit in his face again. Friends interfered. The cousin challenged the baron. The -eve of 1 the duel, the baron's : sunt, who knew what an expert swords- ,man he was, begged him to spare her ton's life. , He replied : , ' "Guiseppe shall return from the field ' evrn without a scratch." ' The duel took place. : The cousin at tacked furiously. The baron only par ried.' At last he turned his head and looked at his seconds, until his , adver sary became to weak that he could no longer hold his sword, when the "co ends interfered and ended tho duel. At another time he was challenged, by 1 the best broad-swordsman in Sicily, while he himself was not skillful with his weapon. . The broad-sword was se lected by tho seconds. On the field the baron took his sword in both bands and rushed npon h s adversaryi using : the weapon as li it wore a olub. His adversary retreated. They L were put in position, again. , The baron disarmed his adversary. A third time they were ' put in position J at the first ' pass the baron's sword broke within eight inches ' of the hilt; his adversary kept on ; the seconds did not inturfrre. 1 he . baron became furious, rushed on his adver sary, woundod liiui ; tlion turnod on tho seconds and wounded evory one of them beginning with his own. IHggcst In fbe World. I ' '. iNew York 8110, 1 iv "What was tho largest codfish you ever caught?" asked the I is toner.., 1 1 " "Hundred and four pounds," was the reply, "and it was over five foot long. . l)utCapt.Ge6rgeJVlartin(of Gloucester, . 1 eautrht the biffudut that I ever board on. , It weighed urstssod H poimds. I've caught a .lobster that weighod twenty pounds, ana a liorso innukorel woigumg " 000 liotinds. Iouce tackled onto the ' '' biggest fish in tho world," continued tho skipper. "A whale?" atked the other. ' "A 'whale Bin't a fish," retorted the man of theses. '. This one I reckon, was a devil tlnii one o tne e ere broadtido fellows thirty foot serous, , all beam, and drawm' about six inches. We was lyin' in harbor, when I see a 7 . big ripplo uiovin' aruound, and thiukiu' it a bjg hone niaokorrl , I jumps into the loat and gits tho luds to pud uoar ' ' it. and . whou alonntiido I tosses the .' ' iron into ' it. and, Iiord Moss yel I . thought the hull roof was a-rutin . A ., fish ril that looked .like the vessel herself, and in a minute we was "' a-rnshin' daown (he channel in a way that wa cantion to sinners. The chan ; tml went raouud an ialftud,and as we came raouud the second time the fish wont riirbt for the brig. , I see we waa a-coin' to hit. and siiicm ont, 'Cut the ropel bnt tho man didn't have airy knife. ' 'Cant it oftT 'It's spliood to the painter,' rays he, 'and nndor water.' That miuute we struck. The fish doe nndor the brig,, and we not bein aula to dive, kind o tulesoopod. The dinrwr lost smashed all to pieces. We Ml into the water, and was hauled aboard by the bands, and the pieces , kept pomin' np all day. , -". The ' Huh? Wall. I reokon lie'a -koiu yet Some of em are thirty foot across, and have kind 0 horns at ' 'i the head, and often git foril 0' anchor " and chains, and Imnls vessels along just as if tney was boats.' - The Trias Kruler, '.1 Ths nestor in Texas U the cattle king's neighbor, but between thorn there is a wide gap in rank, a man umy own a siH'tion of laud and have fifty or 100, or 200 , head bf, cattle, bnt he is only a neater. His wo acre- may be worth $3, f ,r, 10 an acre, and with his stock, bis possessions may foot up from 115,' UUU to f 211,1 on, out lie novertiieiess is a ntT. "His land is "a farm" and his Btork'"a bunch." When ho oount hi pasture, owned or lea ed. by the station instead of by the acre, then he has got "a range, and when his stock is turned on by the thcuand iustoad of by the hundred head be has "a herd." Then lie is a genuine cowman. He joins a Jive stock association, lie has Lis brand known and recognized from the Uio (jlrando to the top tier of J'nn Handle counties. When he goes to the cities the paper rofer to him a) Mr. So-aud-to, tho cattlo king. , , FUhlnf for Probabilities. The Indianapol.'s Timot thought it oojd be a stroke ot it(rprise to.place llht )uttKiit all thc.city j-incU 1 the duy of the charter election, in crd on order to got an eipn swon of the peorHe on the pretoiloney . X lie loui vole rearned IOO.OiK), tf whicli John L. Sullivan had a majority. Mary Walker received over 1.000 voUts, and iVlaine and Mi Donald were both beaten by Frank James. The presidential question is now worse mixed than enr. "OUR OLD MAMMY.1 ;ar Prlvf rti' Care for as Old W Beeaase Mbe E,lke4 'Km AIL Detroit Free Prws. 1 ,t "What's that for ?" asked a Free Tress man, as be saw a car driver on Wood ward avenue take a nickel from his pocket and pass it into the fare box. . "For her' ' "What her?" ' ' 1 . The car stopped and the driver ' got down with a "Good morning, mammy," and assisted an old woman of 70 to enter the car. ' ' ' "Did yon pay for her V ' '.Yea.,- '" 'i -I' .."Why?" ...... , "Well, the story runs back for almost two years," be aaid, as he picked np bis lines. "I reckon you know Bill ?" "Tee."- ,, ... "Well, two years ago he was one of the toughest men in Detroit. He drank, swore, gambled, and had all, the other vices lying around loose.; I toll yon, he was a terror when off duty and on a spree. He was getting so bod on his ear, that another week w ould have bounced , him, .but .something hap pened." ' " . .. 'What?" .. -4,.. ' "He was coming np one evening, half drunk and full of evil, and somewhere a boat Davenport street he lurched over the dash-board.' He ''caught and was dragged, and the horse began to kick and run. , That old woman there waft the only passengor on the car, and when she saw ' the accident she came ont, grabtal the flying lines with one hand and the' brake with the other, and looking down upon Dill sho called out: . , .. j, . .... . ,-' Qhf Lord I help me to save liiral He's a wicked young man and not fit to die IV I-"' 1 " '" 4 ' , "Well, she stopped that car and held to tho horse until some one came along and helped Bill out of his fix, and she was all the timo calling him 'poor boy' and 'my son' and thanking Ood he was not killed. He had a close call, though, and it was a solemn warning. 'From that night ho hasn't taken a .drink, and no driver on this line has a cleaner mouth or is taking better care of himself." "And tho old woman ?" ; "Sho- lives away out, along' with a daughter.' Many's the dollar Bill his sent after her since that night in the way of clothes and provisions, and he'll never forget hor, The story camo to tho rest of us after awhilo, and we've sort of adopted her as 'Our Old Mammy.' We help hor on and off, pay her nickel out ot our own pockets, and when the car. isn t too . full we have a minuto s chat with hor. She likes us all, and we w ouldn't trade her off for the whole lino. It's a bit of romance among ourselves, yon seo." " "Yes. ' Did sho evof talk to you?" ' "Did sho? She sat right there on that stool one day two mouths ago and aaid : ", 'My son, let drink alone I It robe tho pocket, cheats the brain, and loaves you friendless 1 Don't swear I Oaths co with a vicious soul I Keep yonr temper. The man who can't con trul his temper is no better than a caged wolf !'" i 1 "She said that with lier.bluo eyes roading my soul and her old voice trembling with earnestness, and every word went right to my heart and lodged there. SIio'b had something to say to most of the boys, and I reckon each ono is the better for it. Curious, ain't it, how we found our old mammy, and ma vim You'll believe with some of us that l'rovidunce had a hand in it. A Woiidrrfnl Itrram. . . Now York Time A correspondent in a foreign scientifla contemporary tells . this story about dreaming: "In the summer of 1822, w hen an undergraduate of Trinity cob lego, Cambridge, I was permitted to rosido in collego rooms during tho sum mer loiitr vacation. As fires wero not wanted in our sittintr-rooms it was cus tomary for each resident's bed maker or other officer to carry his water kettle for breakfast and tea to the college kitchen and bring it back with water boiling. On one occasion I had overslept my nsunl hour, and dreamod a dream. I was at the gato of a country farmyard well known to me, and there came a long proces sion of horses, asses, oxen, hogs, sheep, and all tho animals usually to be fonnd in a farmyard, followed by a north oountry drover with his plaid crossed over his shoulders, who walked np, to me and said: 'Sir, I have brought yonr cattle.' In an instant I perceived and actually heard (so intimately were the auditory sounds and tne intellect ual interpretation intermixed) that my bod maker was at mv chamber door calling to me: 'Sir, I have brought your kettlo.' ; Tho hearing had been confused ; there had been no reasoning; bnt there had been instantauoous vigor of creative imagination." ' '' The Yrrbiitxe of the Court. r. lw York Tritmne.) , I was in court a few days ago," said a time-worn litigant, " when a voung lawyer, argtikg btfora Jud'o Joseph IWnard, read from ono of the papers in the case including the usual verU ago. The judge snggested a briefer statement of tho point, probably believ ing, with the judge of the supremo conrt in the anecdote, that justices may 1 presumnl to know - something of : tho forms ot law. 1 The young man then stated his point in plain and condensed English, l'ho idea . then , struck me, when would it bo possiblo to relieve the law of all tho flummery of verbiage noW employed. " ' 1 . . "In actuid proceedings lefore a magis trate this verbiage is discarded as aW lutelv uuruvossary in argument; Vet it is refigionsly maintained in all matters t'f pleading and in all orders, inj unc tions, etc., granted by tho courts. HAt the delavs grow out of tho liso nf ' ver biage. Half the quibbles out of which some unscrupulous lawyers make their living are bawd npon this needless tse of unnecessary words." A lawyer who us tpre-scut could give him no on con r agument to look for a speedy reform : on the contrary, be irreverently said that the vcrbjagQ ol the law was as nec essary to the eiibtence of the lawyer as the flummery of aome religions was to the success it its advocates aud ministers. Darning the If4aasear Idols. JCor. New York Herald. t Under OnecnEanavalona'a sway idol atry was forever extirpated. Early in her reign tne queen eniDracea uiini tisnity and built a royal chapel. . Mean while the wooden fence around the temple of the great national idol bad been polled down and the priests as sumed a threatening aspect, even nini ing that their god had medicine which would avenge him on the heretic sover eign. On the 6th of beptember, leiU, thev came in force to the capital to claim their rights as nobles. A council is called, and it was decided to send the chief secretary of state and other high officials to the sacred village, seven miles from the capital, and burn the idol before its keener returned, xney set on tne same afternoon, and by an authority from the prime minister, seized the idol s honse. The wood of the fallen fence was collected and a fire was made, and tho content of the temple were brought out to be burned. First the long cane carried before the idol in processions was thrown in; then twelve bullocks' horns, from which incense or holy water bad boen sprinkled ! then three scarlet umbrellas and the silk robo worn over the idol by the keeper who carried it. Then came the idol's case the trunk of a small tree hollowed and fitted with a cover, and, last of all, the Idol itself. . . . Hardly any . of the present goner v tion had seen the god, and grout was the surprise when he ' was produced. Two pieces of scarlet silk, about three feet long and three ,nchos wide, with a small piece of wood about as large as a man's thumb inserted in tho middle between them so that the silk formed, as it were, two wings, was the great god of Madagascar, whoso touch was sanctifying and. ' whoso nearness was preservative. "Ypu cannot burn him, as he is a god," said tho people. , "If be be a god he will not burn," said the officers; "we aro going to try,"- and held it on a stick in the fire, th at the people . might see it as it was consumed. The , victory was com plete. Next day' four other idols shared the same fate, and the t,est followed. One was a little bag of sand, another consisted of three round pieces of wood united by a silver chain. The people looked on in wonder and when tho process was over, seciug that they had no gods to w orship, tliry sent to the queen to ask w hat they were to wor ship for the future. The government, says The English Independent, adding to tne information contained in Air. Pool's letter, thereupon appealed to the native Christians to send Christian teachers, and thoy at once responded. It was found that.of 280 towns and vill ages in Imerina, 120 already had Chris tian churches, and teachers woro at once found for all tho rest. A Cow In a Ilondolr. : San Francisco Chronicle. Tho traditional "bull in a chinashop1 was surpassed in San Francisco by a cow in tho bedroom. The building is a neat two-story cottago, with the first floor but a few feet from the ground, and just inside the front door a rather broad flight of stairs loads to tho sleeping apartments above. About i 0 clocK in tho afternoon a wild-eyed cow sought refuge at the outsido steps and open door, with the result of going to the top of tho rlig'.it into a young lady's bed room. Here she chewed up sovon kinds of lace decorations aDd eight yards of pillow sham edging within teu minutes and was r apidly knocking out an "awfully pretty" green worsted lamp- mnt, when threo ollicors invudod the pre-empted territory. "Moo," said the cow, as she finished tho mat and calmly Btarted on her third powder-puff. This dono, sho grace fully kicked over a washstand and sent a couple of towels to join tho lamp-mat and powder-puff. Then the sergoant grablied hor by the tail, while the two deck hands walked away with a hawser down the stairway. For some minutes the intruder withstood the strain, but the sergeant finally gave hor tail a putent twist, that evoked another "Moo" and a movement for tho street. Then the towmen fled for their lives, leaving the eeargeant to bo dragged down the stairs. Her bovine majesty, once in the street, aaid "Moo" again and fled for the western hills like a red meteor chased by a legion of imps, leaving her disconsolate captors and tho owners of the house to repair the damages aa best they might .. Are Nerve Ntlmalaata Beaeflelalt ' San Francisco Chronicle. Under tho head of nerve stimulants are included wines and liquors of all kinds; opiates, some tonics, tea and cof fee and possibly some other things that do not admit of accurate classification. WThcther any or all these have been beneficial to the human race is one of the questions that promise to remain undecided to the end of time. Most persons yield willingly to the seductive influences of tea and coffee, either lieeauso 1 they like the dreamy languor that comes after . indul gence, or because it is restful after labor, or gives strength for prolonged effort. Others avoid them as thoy would alcoliolio dnnks and assert that they are a sheer waste of the energies and shorten life. Neither has b"en in use 200 years, therefore some of tho greatevt monuments ot genius, the plays of Shokespeare, the works of Milton and epics of Dante, not to speak of the entiro body of Greek, Iloman and Sanscrit literature, were created without them. On the other hand they have saved infinite weariness to tho flesh and no doubt by their mild inspiration aided in producing many a volume of literature not so virile, but yeU.iuciful and in its way delightful. Irrama aat Lotteries, (Chicago nerald.) At the French lottery oinVo it used to be a enstom to keep a separate register of the lucky numbers which had been suggested by 1 dreams, they were so numerous and so remarkable. Never did a day pass without adding to the wonderful record, and faith in dreams grew in consequence even more rapidly tluin the list did in the register. It was so in England while the lotteries existed, and is so abroad where they still exist NEW YORK'S BLACKMAILERS. The Best Adroit KseeaU of the Sort la the World. , (New York Stsr "Man About Town." I read a rather singular story re cently about the operations of a stylish sane of city blackmailers, and was in stantly reminded of an incident related to me by a mend several years ago. Said he: "The blackmailers in New York are bolder and more adroit than anywhere else on the globe. They play first on credulity, then on timidity, next on ab solute fear, and at last on the purse, the repntation and the very vitals of their victim. .1 Here a only one way to deal with the blackmailer. "Which way?" I inquired. "Why, hand 'em over to the polieo and bear the exposure like a man. At the present moment there are hundreds of them here, defying detection and plying their vulture-like vocation suc cessfully, just because men are cowards and women weak. Not an actor, scarcely a clergyman, bnt has encountered them and been 'bled,' as the slang goes. To day they are bolder than ever before. Why, sir, some ot them nave even es tablished so-called weekly newspapers, which exist solely on blackmail." "Don't the police know all this?" ' "Certainly they do; but the police are powerless so long as the victim silontly submits. That's the mischief ot itl Why.it is not long ago since a clergyman a very popular preacher - was entrapped oy a gang 01 mese peo pie and compelled to sign checks for considerable sum, which he paid next day rather than be subjected to the scathing exposure they had hatched np and threatened to spring upon bim. Mark my words, there's many a pulpit emptiod by the blackmailer and many a pastor driven forth disgraced be cause his congregation are credulous enough to swallow the lying stories." The Austrian Executioner. London Tunas. The publio sentiment has been shocked by some newspaper report on the way in whioh the extreme penalty of the law was carried out on a recent occasion by Marwood's successor. May we not take a lesson from our neigh bors in this matter? In Austria, for instance, where capital offenses are pun ished by banging, the executioner is a government official, with a fixed salary and certain perquisites, and a staff of helpers under him. He is attired in a showy uniform, with a cocked hat and jackboots, and rides np to the scaffold on a prancing steed undor military es cort. Conspicuous are the new white gloves worn in perform ing his fnnctions and thrown off ' afterward never to be used again. This functionary (dor Scharf richter) is not chosen from the scum of the population, nor is he treated with contumacy. As was the case in France and may be now, the office is confined very much to one family, descending from father to son. A clumsy execution or any unseemly exhibition at the gallows such as we in this country are too familiar with is a thing impossible in Austria. The Henker, as ho is styled in other parts of Uormany, combines with his ghastly dutios the business ot capturing all stray dogs found in the highways and streets unninzzled. At the time to which I refer thirty years ago the individual in quostioii was a most po lite, well-informed personage and by no means ashamed of his calling. He lived rent-free in a house outsido the city walls of Vienna and was glad to receive visitors. I believe England stands alone in not having a competent and properly accredited official to exe cute criminals. Safety Pottage Stamps. New Orleans Timts-Demoorat. One of the great sources of loss to the government in the postofiice depart ment is that occasioned by the repeated nse made of the same postage stamps. The United States authorities have not yet succeeded in finding an eraser whioh will be effectual without inter fering with the body of the letter or the security ot the envelope. Our esteemed fellow citizen, Mr. Felix Wralker, has, as he thinks, with great show of reason, found the long desired secret, for which be has obtained a patent, his stamps are printed on fine tissue paper, care fully preps red with oil and mucilage. A coating of oil is first spread upon the paper, and before that is dry a coating of mucilage spread over the oiled paper. The printing is done on the mucilage and shows admirably on the face of the paper. The result is that the stamps cannot be eradicated and therefore can not be usod twice. The only wsy of loosening it from the envelope is by moistening, and then only the tissue paper comes off', the printing which is done on the mucilage remaining on the envelope. Mr. Walker atlirms that he has curried some of those stamps in lus pocket for a whole year and they worked perfectly well when used. I'onnd In a Junk Shop. (Springfield Republican. ' The Boston publio library has re ceived a gift of many valuable papers from Abbott Lawrence, the substance of a discovery among the waste stock of a Boston junk Bhop, to which they had. been Bent by their stupid owners. Dr. Charles E. Clark dis covered them, aud the town of Taunton has had parts of its records and other important municipal papers restored to its archives from this lot, while the papers given to the Boston library in clude a considerable lot of broadsides, many of them now nui.pje. One i a proclamation by Lieutenant. Governor Will 1am Stoughton, the council and th.i assembly, in May, lt5!Hi, the last year of King William's war, in which there was offered head money for dead Indians. Fifty pounds for every Indian man and 25 for any Indian woman or child 'male or female) under 11 taken or brought in pmcacr; "the scalps of all Indians slain to be produced and delivered to the Commissioner ot War, as the law in thatcae provides, and the benefit of l'lunder." The San Franciscan : We need leis lation to do away with the rules anu precedents set np by the lawyers, and which make their trade brisk, wh.:teve they do for the public The War Corre?odeU London Trlegrauh. n - The special correspondent sees the crisis of the day, and with the picture of the battle still before hU eyes turns from the field and rides as hard as horse or camel can go. Overhead the heliograph is flashing the news officially from point to point; bnt ha reaches the telegraph office, and the race is his. The magio needle goes at work, and as sheet after sheet flies from under his pencil he is sure that, it no accident supervenes,they are reading at home the words as he writes them; and, his dis patches finished, he rides back to , the field easy in bis mind, for he knows that enough is already published in London to make the publio glad, while fuller details must wait till the battle is fairly finished and the last sulky gun silenced. ' The modern newspaper cannot have patience. To-morrow is close at hand with its own urgencies to be attended to, its own chronicles to be ' written. The modern reader has even less, for the Londoner of to-day can often be heard grumbling in the evening that there is nothing later than the news of noon. Only that satisfies which is im mediate. The telegraph keeps on pour ing into Fleet street the news of four continents every minute of the day and night, and simultaneously the dramas of life, wherever being acted, are re produced in our city hour by hour. vVe watch at the same moment the ad- .ance of Russian troops in central vdlsia, of the French in China, of the aTBritish in the Soudan. We are in formed of tne movements 01 eery crowned head of Europe; in the same column and on a single sheet stand side bD side the doings of every capi tal or great city ot the world. What Emperor William Has Been. Chicago Herald. Without especial claims to greatness himself, the German emperor has been the figure-head of some ot the grandest achievements of which history makes note. He was a child when the great Napoleon overrun Germany, levied on its people, drove its kings and princes from power, and substituted for brief and inglorious reigns crea tures of his own. He was a yonth when the man of destiny was over thrown and the allies marched on Paris, there to rehabilitate the king doms, empires and principalities which the Corsiean had overthrown. He was pas' middle age when Napoleon III rose to power on the ruins of the shat tered French republio and filial the rorld with the splendor of his stato, borrowed for the most part from the tame of hi 1 uncle. He was an old man when France, in thoughtless passion, threw its armies against Germany's legions to be worsted in every conflict, and at last to submit to the most irksome conditions of peace. Boy and man and sage, he has seen and treasures in his memory the keenest reoollection of the most important po litical and military events of the cen tury, and has stood during a generation as the representative of the sovereignty of one of the chief actors in those events. Witnessing the dismemberment of his own country by an invader when a boy, he has lived to see it united in one of the grandest of empires and to be the head of it himself. It is given to few men to be spectators of and participants in so majestio a national awakening, following it from the depths of degrada tion to the heights of glorf . Strange Voices. (.New Orleans Times-Democrat All the frogs have wonts of their oivn; the negroes say the little ones on the bank cry, with deafening rapidity: "Come in. come in;" the larger ones say, warningly: "Knee deep, knee deep, "and the bull-frogs cry, in deep and booming chorui: "Dead aud drowned, dead an t drowned." It was Celia Thaxtor, we think, who told in a charming rhild's poem that the cicada was a little maid "fry ing fritters 'neath the trees," who was changed by enchantment to her present shape, but still continues to fry vigorously. Every one has heard the original dispute about what Katy did, and knows what are the causes of the plaintive insistence to "whip-poor-will," and why their cousin-ger-man cries triumphantly: "Twixt hell and white oak." Knlghta of the Soil. Cbicazo Tribune.1 A new order of knighthood in Franoe, known as the "Order of Agricultural Merit," is to be specially reserved for acncnlturists. It is intended to en courage f-.mors in self-sacrifice and stimnlate them to fresh exertions in thnir rullinff. A five-pointed star of green enamel, surmounted by a wreath of olive leaves and supported by a green ribbon with a pink edge, is the badge which this chivalrous order con fers on the knights of the soil. MEANEST 8SEAK XS TOWS. Malarial gases sneaked up through the poorly constructed drains and made baby verv sick with malarial fever. Baby would have died but for the timely use of Brown's Iron Bitters. There is nothing meaner In its wav of conung, nor worse in its en'ects. than this malaria from the un derground regions. Mrs. McDonald, of New Haven, Conn., says, "For six years I suffered from the effects of malaria, but Brown's Iron Bitters cured me entirely. Try it when malaria steals in and under mines your constitution. It will give re lief. HOW TO 8ECTOE HEALTH. It is stranfre any one will suffer from derange ment brought on by impure blood, when SCO- VILLS SAKSAPAUILLA AND STILUS" GIA, OR IILOOD AND LIVER SYRUP will restore health to the Physical organization. It is a atrentfheninir syrup, pleasant to take, and the best Blood Purifier ever discovered, curing Scrofula, Syphilitic disorders, Weakness of the Kidneys. Erysipelas, Malaria, Nervous di-wrdcrs. lability. Bilious conipbuula and Dis eases of the Blood. Liver, Kidneys, .sioniach. Skin, etc If your breath is offensive, your nostrils leud and nilea Wltn puinu nmiicr, anu vou are ranidlv becoming consumptive, use I'anillon Catarrh Cwre; you will be purified and permanently cured. , Full many a Flower is born to blusn un seen. THS C0SBI5ATI0X 01 IKGEEDIE5TS Used in making i?roim' Bronchial Trocht is such as to jrive the best possible effect with safety. They ire the best rem edy in nse for Coughs, Colas and Throat Diseases. Are being made In chronic "disease. such as Consumption, Catarrh, Neurahrii' Bronehitls, etc., by Drs. Starkey & Palen 1109 Girard St., Philadelphia, finder S. remarkable action of t .newiVltalhmw Treatment which they have been dispeni. intc for the past thirteen years. If ron are a sufferer from any disease which your physician has failed to cure, write to them for information in regard to their new Treatment. It will be promptly furnished, and such report of cases sent to you as will enable you to judge Job, yourself whether or not It promises to be of value in your particular ailment. All orders for the Compouid Orvgea Home Treatment directed to 11. E. llath ewa, 600 Montgomery Street,' San Fran cisco, wil be filled on the same terms as If sent directly to us in Philadelphia. M-DR. RICORD'3 RKSTORATltE pnjjj A specific for exhausted vitality, physical de bility, wasted forces, etc.; approved by the Ac, dewy of Medicine, Paris, aud by medical cele brities of the world. The genuine told only br the agent for California and the Pacific Slates. J. O. Steele & Co-635 Market street (Palace Ho. tel), 8. F. Sent by mail or express anywhere PRICKS REDUCED. Box of 60, 11.25; of 10a $2; of 200, $3.50; of 100, 6. Preparatory pills, l SlCXD rOB ClliCULAR. . - - - ' - i Offensive Breath. Bad taste in Mouth. Coated Tonnue, show torpid liver and dia. ordered stomach. Allen's Bilious Physic vegetable remedy, quickly -relieves alL 25 cents. At all Druggists, fedington. Woodard & Co., Portland, Oregon. All Staten Island Is up In arms over the smell of a cream tartar factory. An eminent physician first irescribed Piso's Cure for Consumption. ' ' wv. t- tow r. it r . 1 ' GREAT CURES Rheumatism, Neuralqia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Keadachs, Toothiche, ore Th roal. Nil el 1 1 ngn. Sprain.. Uralses, Burns. Hraldo. t'roit Kllea, . XWt ILL OTHER BOD1LT rAIVS iSD II1D, Soli bf DnwilMi nl Km Xr. iW FiflCtnut MU4, Direction, tn II f.aoeuapM. THE CIIARI.K A. VOOK.l.F.R CO. ,ni to JL VtJiiEUR Ol t iuinr, b. a. Tbs feet Is (row tromr wben Hctet tcr's Stomsch Bitten to used to promote u- Untlstton of the food and enrich the blood. Indlgeetloo, the chief olieucle to an ul eitlon of strength bj the weak. It ui sit oientwnich Infklliblj succumbs to the action of this peerless correo Uts, Loss of rieah and appetite, failure to sleep, and grnwuigeTi dence of premature decaf, an speedily counteracted bj the treat inlgortnt, which brsoaa up the physical energies and tiirtinet the constitu tion against dkursM. For sale bj all Irui guU and lX-alon gen erally. mm 11 IN CASH GIVEN AWAY Preala Se.4lott Hoo $400 $350 WJOO $275 8U50 $225 $200 $175 $150 $125 $100 $90 $80 $70 $GO $50 $40 $30 $20 $10 Bmokera of Blackwell's Genuine BuU Durham Smoking- Tobacco will receive) Premiums ss followa on termtand conditions hero specified: St PREMIUM, S5,000 2d " $2,000 3d " $1,000 St other Premiums at sere shown. The premiums will be awarded December S3. ltt 1st Premium goes to ths person from whom we re ceive the largest number of our empty tobacco hairs prior tm Dt. 15. gdwiU be trlvao for ths. next Unrest number and thus. In the order of the number of smptr ban received from each, to the twenty ttre successful con testants. Each bsr must bear onr oriirinal Boll Durham label. C. S. Revenue stamp, and Cantion Notice. Bam must be done op securely in s packaira, with name and address of tmder. and number of ban contain ed, plainly marked on the outside, snd must be sent, chanres prepaid, to niackwrll'a Dstrhana Tvbarr Co., Dcbh, N. O. Every rcnutns pat-kaire hat picture of Bull Bee our next announcement Te tars 0OOA fTT.iI.TTT fae ITTTR ant W tort I" WORD'S inVIGORATuR Just what its name implies: a V eetable WJ" kledicine.snd fnr dies aeee resulting; from adersng or totpid oondit ion of the Lir: auob as Blllous1'T, Uoitireneas. Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Malaria, Headache, Rheumatism, etc. An InraluaUe rajj il. Mulw.; Vnr full information tend four aa Rheumatism, etc. An mraraaoie a for full Information tend four so , postal oard for HO pae bonk on i tra 1 Its Diseases," to DR. bAVORD. dress on a J " LiTer and 1 Vusne Hlreet, ew 1 orfc AS BKlWiUt WILL TaJX TOD ITS SiTVTillOJ. 30 DAYS' TRIAL DR. t DYESI JLEiTRO-VOLTAtO BIXT and olser EtKTr'1" j Arrr.iiicrs are sent on H) Days' Trial to EN ONLY. YOUKa OR OLD, who are tulTer Init from Knaves DrstLtTT. Lost Vrraurr, WaJTiao Wririwerem. and all tbrwe diseases of a rr-ts-SAL N.Tt-uL resulting from Aetas fna OTMia Car, Sre! relief and cmp'eis restoration to Hsujh, Vioua awl Mass w. rsets-Trrrfl. Bend at once fur HiuttriteO 1'amphlet freo. Address . , Voltaic Belt Co.. Marshall, Mich. rvr..,.. I IAFTLR.1 CONSERVATORY' OF MUSIC, MI MO Vocal and Instrumental and Tuuins. AKT. Prswtui. Panting. Modviiui and rVrtrtltore. OH ATOM Y. I.ltermtare and Iarars. JIOttK. l'.l'twaceotnmwlaifccfarfcuwiytui-i"J ALL TLB.H begins 8pt- nth. Beautiful. Li OaWaiar free. 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