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EUGENE CITY GUARD. I. 1 CAMPBELL, Proprietor. EUGENE CITT. OREGON. THE PYRAMIDS OF MEXICO. Dedicated I the ttua (tad IIoon-Tne Knrr f the franeUrsn. MeiicoCor. New Orloani Tlmes-DamocraU At a distance the pyramids present no evidonce of their artificiul origin, ap pearing rather like isolated hillH, cov ered with noimlos and a scanty growth of vegetal ion. it in only on doner sur vey, when you muko the laborious ascent of tlio larger mounds that you discover untnistakaljlo signs of their leing the handiwork of man, in siiito ol the eH'orls nature has mado to claim them as her own. The principal monu ments are the pyramids, tumuli and fortress. Of the two pyramids the larger was dedicated to tlio sun and the smallor to the moon. They wore once dividud into four stores or torraoo, although time Los long sinoo dostroyod the lines of di vision. The material o imposing them is a mixture of sti.no, mini, tepetal and tozoiitli, tho two latter Lo ng volcanic stones of a orous nature, and the wholo structure was formorly covered with pla tur or stucco of linio and sand of a reddish color, liko that which is raid to cover the ruins of 1'uleuqiie. At iutoi valn, while following thu up ward path, one finds oxtunsive rents in the thick layers of earth and vegetation which have accumulated during post ages, and then the composition of these stupendous works of masonry is ploinly revealed, ltemains of a spacious stair caso toiding up to tlio tuocalli may id mi bo seen. Tralition says that both pyramids are hollow, but liitliort all ellbrts to excavate them have proved fruition. In Mct.tli or the Mi on, there is a hole looking t ward thu south and situated up abmt two thirds of its licight, which is prolongod int a kind of fiollory, extending, however, only a comparatively short d. stance; tho walls are covored with unhurnt brick, and at tho further end thoro is a well. Tho foregoing facts we wore obliged to take upou trust, as tlio narrowness of tlio opening and our cumbersome female attire prevented us from exploring in person tho mysterios of thu interior. We were more fortunato, howovor, in investigating an excavation in one of tho tumuli situated near the pyramid of tho Moon, which after a considerable amount of scrambling we succooded in entering. Wo found a spacious gallery with small rooms at tho side and inter sected by another gallery in Mich a man ner as to form a cross. Directly in front of this opening there stands a Luge piece cf liown stono, somo ton feet in height, upon which a largo, round face is rudely carved. I Ills reliu of an ti luitv was supposed to have been burled down from the position it for morly occupied upon thu pyramid of the JWoon. A littlo further on, at tho end of a kind of pla.uela is onotlr. r oolos-nl blcck of stono upon which is a rough representation of what might bo con sidered tlio moon, Doth pyramids were formorly crownod by statues of tho di- Tinitiesto which they wore dedicated; that whiuli adorned tlio nun being cov ered by plitoi of burnished gold, which rnllocted the lh'st beams of tho king of day. Theso figures aro said to havu been extant at tlio tlno tho Spaniards entered thu country, but tlioy soon lo cumo a proy to tliu iustitiublo cupidity of tlio o iiipii rois. wliosa thirst for gold luaduthem siu-rilieo oviry consideration in order to (iruti.y this passion. Owing to tlio fury of tho Franciscan, Zutnari'uga, none of tlio antittiitics of Tenoclititliui woro n'.lowod to escape de struction ii llu'y eliiini'td to fall within his reach, a d thu idols f San .'nan du 'I'lot.'inaca i hlmrel tiieunivers.il do; m. 'J'hu'yi'uiu d f Tunut nil, or tlio Sun, is Kit ecthiu;li mid to'.' feet long at tho base, euni) iumi ; favoiubly with thu great pviiim d of Choopi in Fgvpt, tho latter iitiiu feet higliaud 7'JS at tho lia-o. J bo view obtained Iroiii the summit is a Miillciont reward for tho la bor of climbing its steep sides. To tlio southeast lies the land of Tiascula, so intimately associated with tho con iiest; a littlo further to thu south thu plains of A pam and l'eubla du las Angeles, wliilo to thu wo t tower thoso giant mi uiitains that guard tho valley of Mexico, The Moon's llileful Itara. Chicago Herald.) Piocetit investigation shows that the rays of the moon shed directly on a tlsh, even if it bo on ice, will causo rapid decay. Tho test of this in tropical countries, whoro thu moon's influence is supposed to bo greatest, was entirely satisfactory, four of tho sailors who ate somo of tlio moon-struck tlsh having nearly died. Tl.o natives of Australia will not eat cither Huh or fowl that has been exposed to tho moon's rays, neither will thoy sleep with their faces where tin ro is a possibility of boiug struck by thorn. Ills Nelieme) to M the Hhow. PitUliurg Chronicle-Telegraph. "Ma, did tho wicked children say 'Go up, old b'kld head to good Elijr.h?" " Ye, dear." "And did the boars conio and cat them J" "It is so told us, my son." "And would they come and cat me it I said 'do up, old bald uoud,' to pa?" Pofsibly." Would they you?" "Probably not" "Then you say it to him and I will givo you 6 cents to see the bears." Life Among the Mormon. ' I'tilla.lelphis CILJ "My dear," said a Mormon wife to Lor husband, I should think that you would he ashamed of yourself, flirting with that Miss 11. as you did in church today." plirting with lior?" lie replied in stonishmeut, "why we bare boen en gaged for more than three months. It's all over town." "Oh, I beg your pardon, said Lis 'wife indifferently. "If you are engaged to her, I suppose it is all right. When docs the bsppj went ocourj" JUST FOK AN INSTANT. Loulie Chandler Moulton. Just for an instant your enruwt oyes Looked from the deptU of yuur soul to mine, And then you grew suddenly cold and wie. And carulesrily said tliat the day was fine. The day was flue, anil the wind was fair, And the May sun shone ou the glittering sua, And you bade me good-by with a careless air, And smilingly turned away from me. And back you went to youreagt-r life. Where men trallic and struggle aud count their gain, To strivo with the rest In the thick of the strife, Heedless of pleasure and reckless of pain. And they think that they know you-all those men Who strugglo wltb you for credit and gold; While slili there is always beyond their ken The story that only your eyes have told. Only your eyes, in a single ray, That Hashed the truth from your soul to mine, ust for an Instant, then turned away, And loft me alone in the May tuiibhine. Perhaps I shall never see you asttln Till both of us stand at tho fur-olf goal, Where Life shall triumph, since buath is slain, And soul makes answer to earnest soul. Yet I shall know you, your whole life through, Once having seen your soul in your eyes, When the May sua shone and tho May wind blew, And wo parted uuder the watching skies. A STRANGE EXPERIENCE. A Very Peculiar Ktory .Concerning a Mympatlietie Mother and Her Hou. Inter Ocean "Curbstone Crayons." "You must have had somo strange experiences with imaginative and nerv ous people, doctor," I said. "How do you treat thoso who boiiovo in premoni tions?" "I don't laugh at thorn," ho replied, with a something in bis tone that told mo I had touched a tender spot. 'I d( n't laugh at strango dreams," he contiuued. "Ono of tho most sousi blo business men in town camo to mo ono day and told me a story liko this : Ho had dreamed that hit mother was vory sick, that ho had gono to her with infinite dillieulty, that when ho reached her homo his brothers and sisters, standing in a circle about thu sick bed, gavo bock silently bo us to form in two linos, between which ho went without a word and knelt down nt tho bodsido. It seemed to him that his mother, with out speaking, nindo him understand by pressure of hor hand whoro the trouble was, and that as ho was straining evory norvo to help her ho awoko. "He admitted that thedream troublod him, and was explaining how closo he had always been to his mother in sym pathy ,whon his clerk camo hurrying in with a telegram, which informed him that his mother was dangorously ill, and dosirod, above all things, to soo him. Ho loft mu with a dazed look, but camo back in an hour to show mo another telegram urging him to como at once if ho wanted to see his mother alive. Ho could not speak, and I had no theory that would comfort orencourago him. He went east on tho first train. When ho arrived tit tho old home ho found his brothers and Histors gathered about tho bod, just as ho hud seen them in his dream. They wero idl crying, and without greeting him they mado way for him to pass. Ho knelt down, thinking at first his mother was dying. Lint she shook her head, and opened her eyos to lot thoiit feast upon his face. "Then who said, 'I know you would como. Your houd camo to mo night beforo last, and bounded nil about mo and worked so hard to help tne. J tut your body couldn't como, mid at last your head How up and went out at that corner. I havo so longed to sou yon. I am not going to diu this time. Hut I want vou with mu.' Ho st.ivcd with 1 1 or alono that night and beb.ro mid night thu crisis camu and passoil and she was better. That man, and thoro was no noiisen.su about him, told mu that ho was happier that night than hu had ever been beforo, and that ho seemed us near, iti a cliild-liko way, to his mother as when slio had hold him in her arms foity years hofore. lU'iiiember that on the night ho dreamed that hu went to his mother, and his mother dreamed that his head camo to her, and that when ho did go to her tho scono was exactly like that ho had seen in his dream. His caso is ono in a hundred. 1 do not laugh at strange dreams or strango dreamers." A Uauiblcr'N Xorvr. New Orleans Times-Democrat' "I havo soon a good ninny men in my timo that wero stuck on gambling," remarked a faro dealer in Louisville, Ky., a few nights ago as ho deftly shoved tho cards out of a box, making tho jack lose, mid picking up a bet that was heeled from the deuco and ono that was on tho outsido corner of thu king, "but I think the worst caso I ever saw was that of a man named liruno. Ho enlisted in tho army for fivo years in tho regular service, at a salary of $15 a month. Ho served that time out without drawing a cent, and last fall, during tho races, bo camo horo with $780 in his pocket. The first day he struck town ho lost $700 on Monticello in tho heat race, when Otis Matthews beat him. Hu came in from tho track aud put th other $80 upon tho high card and lost it on tho turn. He then borrowed 15 cents to got shavodon.and walking off, he enlisted for five years more. Talk about nerve; I've seen men soak thoir w ives clothes and tlioir coats oil' their backs to play, but that man had more pluck than any man I ever saw." Pnlrymple, the farmer. New Orleans Times-Democrat Oliver Italrymplo, of the famous Dalrymple wheat farm, is described as a typical "Uncle Sam" iu appearance. His face is "peaked," his hair long. He wears a big white hat and old fashioned farmer's clothes, and might be mistaken for an antique New England school master transplanted to the northwest ern prairies. lie is cordial in conversa tion and entiroly absorbed in the vari ous departments of his business, of which lie understands every detail, and in which he manages his host of labor ers like a general marshalling an army for battle. TH FATHER OF THE WEATHER. Triable Met by Mr. Jatnew P. Eapy In Carrying out III Ideas. Ben: Perley Poor. James P. Espy is tho father of the present system of weather signal service He was a Pennsylvanian by birth, and so poor in early life that he had not be?n able to learu to read when he was soventeon years of age. He subsequentlv mastered the Knglish language and the classics, and long before ho knew why began to stud the mystery of- the moving clouds, and to form h.s storm theories. At last ho came to Washington and asked of con gress an appropriation of $5,000 a year for five years, but he was mot with jibes and ridicule. S( nator l'reston of South Carolina said t'spy was a mad man, too dangerous to be at large, and the senator would vote a special appro priation for a prison in which to confine him. Kspy was in tho senato gallery at the timo. Wounded to tho quick, ho loft the capital and wont to Now York, where ho dolivere.l a course of lectures with great success. They were re peated iu Poston, and ho mado money enough to enable him to visit Europe Not long after reaching Liverpool, Jon. (5, 18.')!), a great storm occurred. He went to Lloyd s, consulted tho news papers as they orrived, noted the direc tion of the wind as given at different places, and from these data constructed the first great storm map ever prepared, with tho hour points marked. Every line and curve and point exemplified his theory. He was at no loss now for audiences. He appeared before the British association of scientists, at Lon don, at which Sir John Herschel was present, an interested auditor. He crossed the channel to Paris, and tho Academy of Sciences appointed a com mittee, composed of tho illustrious Arago, "to roport upon his observations and theory." The effect of this roport, when it roacbed Washington, was not much different from that which followed, afterwards, tho announcement of Morse's first transmitted message over the wire from Washington to Balti more. In due timo Professor Espy returned to Washington, and ono of the first pub lic men ho encountered was Senator l'reston. They mot on Pennsylvania avenuo. Towards the conclusion of thoir report, Mr. Arago's committee had expressed the hopo that the government of tho United States would plaoe Mr. Espy in a position to continuo his im portant investigations and complete his remarkable thoory by means of all tho observations and all tho experiments which even tho deductions of his thoory may suggos? in a vast country, the home as it were of the aerial meteors, storms, wa'erspouts and tornadoes. Senator l'reston was prompt to apologize for the mistake he had made when his language drove Espy from tho senato gallery, and ho was as pro'uso in his promiso to help tho storm king on in tho spirit of tho French report. It is a niattor of history that ho did so; that Espy got bis $25,000, and that to him we owe the first step in the formation of the present signal service. Ho pub-, lished soveral reports, which are now very rare. A naddhUt Temple fur Parln. According to M. Claretie, of Tho Paris Temps, Paris is shortly to possess a Buddhist temple. Thero are in the French capital a considerable number of Buddhists who have no pla o of public worship. The want is, it seems, to bo supplied by a rich English lady. She Las bought a plot of ground, ami the masons are already at work. It appoars that this is not tho first timo that a Luddhit tomple has been opened in Paris. During tho last int rnntioiml exhibition, when so many rich Hindoos camo to Franco with numerous reti nues, an application was mado to M. liardoux, then minister of public works, for permission to open a Buddhist templo in tho vicinity of tho Champ do Mars. Tho minister consented; but it was said tin t he had some dillieulty iu getting Marshal MacMahon to sign tho necessary decree. Ho yielded only on its being pointed out to him that tho guests of i ranco could not I o rofused permission to perform their religious duties. Blxniai-rk Xot Kuperntlllou. IChh ago Heral.l.l Tho Prussian peoplo believo that Bis marck is superstitious. They say that ho is awed by apparitions in uninhabited oastlos, shrinks from dining where thir teen sit down at table, believes in un lucky days, and adheres to the ancient belief of the intluome of tho moon on every living thing. But, according to Dr. Busch, this is all nonsense, with the exception of a singlo story which happened at Schonhausen (whore the chancellor hoard mysterious footsteps in tho ante-chamber of his bed-room). "The jests about my superstitions," he said a few months ago, "are nothing but jests, or consideration of thu foot ings of othors. I will eat at table with twelve othors as often as you liko, aud will undertake tho most important and serious business on a Friday." tieorge Nanu'M Ideal ot Lire. To throw yoursolf into tho lap of mother nature; to tako her really for mother and sister; stoically and relig iously to out off from your life what is merely gratifiod vanity; to make your self humble with tho unfortunate, to weep with tho misery of the poor; to acknowledge no other God than Him who ordains justice and equality among men ; to venerate what is good, to judge severely what is only stroug; to live on very little, to give away nearly all, in order to re-establish primitive equality and bring back to life again the divine institution ; that is tho religion I shall proclaim in a little corner ot my own. In One Fell Hwoop. Chicago News. Mr. Barnum has paid in one foil swoop the great debt of gratitude he owed the American press. lie has offered $500 for the best poem on his white elephant, and turned the spring freshet of had verses out of the news paper channel Cassias M. Clay: I ask a hard que itnn ! Has not the nress come to be the ruling power in Christendom, and is it not more corrupt in America man in any other civiliied nation? The American Minister to (aermany. Oeorgo Alfred Towniend. Our milliliter to Germany, Aaron A. Sar gnut, Is a gonuino type of the John Adams Yankee who adopted Franklin's trade of printer and, it is said, was like Simon Cam eron, once a typo in the government printing olllce. He went to California the tame year Broderick went from New .York, in 1811), when be was 22 years old. Newburyport was bin birth-place, as it was Caleb Cushiug's, and when Colliding was nominated for chief jusiice by Grant Bargent was untiring to de feat him. Coakling bad been a Whig and rather iucliued to the pro-slavery Democracy; Sargent was a Whig who grew radical. I first knew Sargent in congress sixteen years ago. He was seldom out of an excite ment of some kind, and although a warm friend, yet, 1 think, was as warm an enemy. If Bismarck thinks he is making Sargent un comfortable, let him refrain. With the American bog for his client, this 11 ii I, water-drinking Yankee is as belligerent ami blue eyed as Ben Fmnkli i before the privy coun cil. He has boen for years an advocate of woman suffrage, having taken from his wife's desiros in that respect bis political platform, and a man who adopts his wife's politico, when kIio has any, is of such a pure ou t unclassiflablo nature that Bismarck had better go slow with him. Tho German idea of politics is to disdain woman's mind aud comi to no party organ ization at all. That is why one man pummels the reichstag; that is why party organization la America among the Germans is to uncer tain. The strong party instincts of Anglo Saxons give their governments a cohesion no amount of individuality could secure, aud that is why our reformers cannot break down party abuses aud organizers whenever they ploatto and muke a Germany of us with oue interminable Uo- in it. Tho chancellor known his countrymen; but he may not know that white-teethed Yankoo from Massachu setts bay, who bus been seasoned in enough press abuse in this country to take little heed of the barking presses around the great Boar hunter's knees. Malma-any. "Oath" in New York Tribnee. Muhogany furniture is all tho rage. Do you know, rejoicing dame, who havo just bought a table of it, that Sir Wal ter Bah igh first carried mahogany to Europe? Yes, that man who first sot the example of spitting taba'.-eo, also mended hi. ship with mahogany at Trinidad just 280 years ago. 1 do not find tho fact mentioned in Edmund's latest lifo of Baloigh, but it is tradi tional. Tho wood in England wns pol ished and admirod, and 1 ho British have stuck to mahogany for neatly three centuries, paying nearly $3,000,000 a year for it. " That is one reason why they seized on Honduras, to get the mnliogany groves. What is called Spanish ninho-r.ny conies from Cuba and St Dom.uj.0. If Gen. Grant's purpose to buy St. Domingo had been carried out wo should have had choap mahogany. A singlo tree of this wood hns been known to bring $5,0 0 when cut up into von ers. A tablo of it sold during Christmas week for $115, new, rich and carefully carved. A largo card tabb of inferior mahogany costs now $35. The tree takes 200 years to mature to full height, and is gonerally sound in every inch. A friend of mine has made very handsome furniture out of yellow pine, which is durable, carves well, and un der varnish and with cloth or leather looks rich. Christmas presents of fur hiture woro quito tho rago this yenr. Bass, of which we havo a magnificent supply, especially in Michigan, is stead ily coming forward for utensils, trim mings and grates. Cocoabolo, if that is the way to spell it, is also coming forward as furniture wood. The Tniiw of Comet. Phi'adelpliiaTimix. The spectroscope has furnished us with tho only evidence as to tho mate rials of which tho tails of comets aro composed. Several, which from teir remarkable developments havedeservod to bo noted as great comets, havo had multiplied tails, or streams flowing from the s.11110 head, but separating so ns often to bo distinguished by tho unaided ovo. Theso wero supposed to bo formed of different chemical ele ments, and tho spectroscope has bIiowu that such is actually tho case. Tims when tho comet has an abundant sup ply of hydrogen tlio finest tails are pro duced; others are formed of carbon, chlorine or even of iron ns principal in gredients. Abraham l.lnroln'n Duel. ("Carp's' Letter. Few men know that Lincoln was a duelist. But when he was a young man ho accepted a challenge to tight a duel, and the place and weapous were agreed upou. Swords were chosen, and the parties assembled on the Missouri si.le ot the Illinois river; a most ap propriate place, said Mr. Lincoln, as it was in sight of the penitentiary. When the two were ready to fight, however, it was noticed that Lincoln's height aud long arms gave him a great advautago over his antagonist, who m very short, aud the matter was set tled with a laugh by Mr. Lincoln's telling a good story. A Milder form ot Lunacy. Exchange. A new and easy way to piece a crazy quilt is to cut the strips about a quarter of a yard wide, then have alternate strips of plain silk or velvet aud finish with a band of velvet of the double wi.ith of strip; colored flannel makes asofc aud excellent lining; 011 this may bx embroidered the owner's initiuls or monograms. Boston Globe: Sudden riches try men s touts as much as does sudden dis aster. In either case the artificial character in which the victim of pros perity or adversity has been wrapped, drops off. and the real man is apt to show himself. San Franciscan: If there were more plain peaking, there would be fewer evd deeds. Ugly things lose much of their uglisesa in the eyes of most of us when described in flue words. J. J. Rorceeau: A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like the child who sings at aight when he is afraid. OUT IN ARIZONA. Hon. A. W. Sheldon, Associate Justice, Supreme Bench of Arisona Territory, writes as follows: "It affords me great pleasure to say. from my personal observ ation, and you know the scope of such has been very extended, that Su Jacobs Oil is the great and wonderful conqueror of pain, the sovereign cure for all bodily aches and pains, and I cheerfully bear this testimony. Horace Vreeley's Ktw Pantaloons. Boston Budget This story related by a Boston gentle man concerning the lute Horaco Gree ley has never we bolieve, boen in print. 1 was formerly," said the gentleman referred to, "in business on Fulton street, New York city, and made clothes for Greoley, the elder Bennott,and other newspapor magnates of those days. Mr. Greoley was very easy to please, and would leave anything to my judgment regarding the make and cut of his gar ments. Ordinarily he would just open the bundle of new clothes when it was sont home, glance at the contents in a hurried and abstracted manner, say they wore all right, and I would never hear from them again ; but one morning he came to tho store with a strangely troubled countenance. "Wh-t's the matter, Mr. Greeley?" said I. 'Well,' said lie, with the puzzled look on his face increasing: 'is this the stylo of pantaloons they are wearing now?' 'I bolieve it is, Mr. Greeley,' wns my answer; 'don't you like them?' 'I can't say that I do,' said he, surveying them with a resigned and bewildered expression, 'for ono log appears to bo much shorter than the other.' 'Oh, not at all, Mr. Greoley,' I replied, 'don't you see that the right leg is caught in your boot behind V 'I declare, so it is, and the girls didn't say anything about it.' was the remark of Tho Tribune philosopher, as ono of the boys stooped down and straightened out the nether dillieulty above an upper leather that spoke more of floral and country greon than it did of the polish of the town." Women on Hoard Hlilps. New York Times. Captains' wivos aro usually thor oughly discussed in tho forecastle of their respective ships. Jack judges his master's mistress according to the man ner in which she treats him. He usually speaks of her as tho "Old Woman." This seems her proper titlo, as her hus band is invariably known in the fore castle as the "Old Man." If she treats Jack with kindnoss and interests her Eelf in having him made comfortable, he changes her titlo to "Old Lady." But if she is severe on him and cuts down the allowances of food, or insti tutes other economical reforms, ho will not even honor her with the titlo of "Old Woman." Under such circum stances she is apt to bo ironically spoken of as the "Old Fairy." The fe malo relatives of the captain usually ac quire the Bame staid habits as his wife, if they accompany him on his voyages. If, however, the solemn monotony of the cabin does not suit them they man age to secure berths on land. Some times the mate or one of tho other offi cers takes his wifo to sea with him. Then there is a chance for an occasional gleam of sunshine in tho cabin. When all the officers of a ship havo their wives along tho latter havo a much better chance of enjoying themselves; but such instances aro rare. A CRITICISM OF MXISTER LOWELL Springfield Republican. Minister Lowoll used to talk in a straight-forward, honest American fash ion, knowing what he wanted to say and saying it; but now he hums and haws liko a peer at a county dinner or a lawyer in tho vacation'. "Ho was good enough to say," and "I am bound to tako for granted,' and "Perhaps I may bo allowed to say," and "My friend, if I may be permitted to cull him so," and a hundred more such circumlocutory and apologetic phrases these make nn American ear sick with a desire for a blunt word or two from "Hoses Bigelow." From tho French: Winn friends no longer reproicli each other it is a sign that friendship has departed. "NOTHING WE0NO WITH MY LUNGS NOW." A patient writes nearly a year after using Compound Oxygen: "There is nothing wrong with my lungs now.and for that I have to 'thank you more than anything else. It is true that there aro days when I do not fed as bright as I could wish, but if it had not been for the. O.ryirn I doubt if I would be here to feci at all." 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