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FAMOUS BOTANY BAY". Australian "Larrikins" What Mon rare 1. Conway Writes About Them. Sydney (Australia) Letter. There would seem, at first, some thing almost poetio in the "larrikin" liking for Botany bay. The traveler, soon loses any illusion about that famous bay. There nover was a con vict there. Convicts used to bo "ad dressed," so they say, at Loudon, for Botany bay, but none were landed there. The convict colony was in Sydney. One of tho theories about "larrikins'" is that they are descendants f) the convicts, and tho theory would be practically complete if their orgies should haunt the spot whore their fore fathers and foremothers labored with out reward, even as Loudon free thinkers used to preach at Smithtield, where their predecessors were burnt. But Botany bay, as a penul establish ment,having proved a myth, I am becom ing skeptical about the "larrikin" him self. He mubt be a curious creature. You hear him and her spoken of as the pest of society rude, reckless, licen--(' ioua, agressive, dangerous yet yon are "ly to stsy here a long time without 'seeing one. 1 have been in the colo Wal cities more than two months and still have to take tho existence of the "larrikin" on trust, 'lhey say that crowds of them, between 12 and 20 years of age, go about tho streets at night and whenever they meet a re spectable man or woman tly at them, beat them, trample them, sometimes kill them. But whenever that is said, some skeptical citizen whispers that you must not believe all you hear. It is said the "larrikin" makes enough money in three days in the week to live riotously during the other four. The streets of Sydney appear to me orderly night and day. The pit and gallery of the theatres are apparently occupied by good-natured crowds and, on the whole, I cannot help Btill sus pecting that there is a good deal of mythology investing this convention alized "larrikin." However, I shall keep a Bharp lookout for him. Thus far what I have heard of "larrikins" would lead me to suppose that some of them are employed ou the particularly pious press of the colonies w hich doos not hesitate to knock down and tramplo on anybody not of their opinions. Such violence and vituperation in print were inconceivable to me until I came to these colonios. My own repu tation of not being sound in the faith brought upon me a serious experience of holy Jairikinism. I was giving a very iunoceut lecture on London in Protestant hall, Sydney, to a good audi ence, in which wt re the premier and other ministers and eminent citizens, when some pious people sang loud Salvation Army hymns about the doors and windows, uni in an adjacent room balls were rolled. I was told it was to drown my voice. The device, if it weie such, did not succeed ; but it gave me a vivid impression of the spirit that may work in a colony distant from the cen ters of civilization and give rise to the phenomenal incivility called "luirik inism." 'Crarktnit" ami "Ntabblnr'' Oysters. Trenton Titnm.) W hen Thomas W. Walsh, of Phila delphia, the partner of Ueorge A. Beech, was recontly shown I'rank Cobine's otter to open with Beech, if he would "crack' instead of "stab' the oyster, Walsh said : '"That is a verv trivial objection. Mr. Beech is quite ready and willing either to 'ciark' or 'stub.' He is the champion oyster-opeuer of the world, He wears two gold medals as proof of his pre-eminence in tuo ait. One was won at Fox's theatre, tne presont Chestnut Street opera house where he stabbed 100 oysters in four minutes anil seven secoudf, distancing live competi tors. The other he captured at a match in the National theatre." " V hat is the dilleiece between 'crack- inc' and 'stabbing?' " was asked. "Cracking' is the refuge of the bungling and inexpert artist. The novitiate in oyster-opening finds it quicker, he uses a knife-handlo as heavy as a giant's club. Pound ! . lie splinters the shell, scares t:ie oyster prematurely to death, and deafens his customers. The stabbers work is as delicate as a watchmaker's. He can operate with a knife as thin as a Inure. Deftly he inserts the point. He touches the oyster on the head. The oyster withdraw s. With a quick twist of tne wrist he lays the oyster bare, intact upon his pearl bed. He surrenders himself then with grace and dignity. Ah, there is a great difference between 'cracking' and 'stabbing.'" A Lovely 1'urple Vine. New York Evoning Post Boganvillia spectabilis.the fascinating vine of a wonderful purple color, is now in market and may be ordered in quan tities from a Poughkeepsie grower. This grows wild in South America, where it foftoons the forest ; it is diffi cult to make it flower in the best con structed conservatories in this region, however. It is a peculiar plant ; when its dazzling flowers appear, the foliage drops off; it requires about four weeks after the blossoms open for them to deepen to their best color. The flowers never fall, and even after the vine is cut will remain perfect for weeks. When dried they are like tissue paper, but cling firmly to their stem. Those fortunate enough to procure enough of this vine to festoon a mirror or pictures may depend upon it for many months for ornament. Two decorations have alrjeidy lea made of Boganvillia spec-.- tabjlis. There are few flowers that will combine with its marvelous color. Big nonia Venusta is very elegant garlanded with it, and lilies have not their fairness clouded by it. Balzac's Wildest Idea. (New York Sun. His most picturesque project was to open a grocery store on the Boulevard des Italiens, put on the sign "Honore de Balzac," dress himself in a blouse and serve his customers, and have Gua tier to roast the coffee, Gerard de Nerval to sell mustard, and George Srfcd to take the cash. Thi he said, (hid set all Paris agog, customers wwl.l flock in by thousands, and he would make an enormous fortune. A Lair for "Wayward" Yonnc Hen. SpringfMJ Republican. When a young man steals a shoep or a pair of boot, which, by the way, have probably not boen placed in his safe keeping, society ban littlo doubt what to do with him. It conies to tho con clusion in short order that he is a thief, and puts him in jail at hard labor or in stato prison. But if ho has had a place of trust in some financial institu tion, and grossly betrays the confidence reposed in Lim, society is somehow struck all of a heap, and docs not know what, to do with him. The crimo must be covered up, tho deficiency made up by friends, thero must be no prosocu tion, no publicity and no penalty what ever, and the young man must bo sent off to begin life again. Now we beliove this is all a mistaken policy as regards the young man him self. We believe it is a terribly mis taken kindness. Some of our readers probably know cases in which this policy has been pursued, and the young men in whose behalf it has been tried generally become wanderers on the faco of tho earth, pursued by tho phan tom of that old concealed crime left be hind, and often rushing into new ones. They were not vicious originally, but they were weak, flabby morally ; they had about as much moral backbono as a jolly fish, or a butterfly, and seeing older "men indulging in expensive luxu ries and vices they bepan to run the same course until they were caught in the trap of crime. Leniency and sending off into now associations are simply wasted on such men. They need "taking down" to the foundation and a new start a real one, not one of those new birth conversions which do not enable a man to confess his sin till ho has been found out. If conviction, penalty and disgrace are the fit portion, and tho best thing for the ordinary thief, they certainly are the best things for the embezzler. Let him tnke his punishment, with Biich professions of repentance as he feels justified in making, and such as courts are always roady to take into account in fixing the penalty. Then let him return to his home, where we all know him, and his father before him, and begin again. He will be better o:f than in some distant lo cality whero va 'iie rumors of crime greater than the fuet may at any time penetrate to damn Ins peace oi nana. But here at the seat of his crime and failure, he will always have friends to welcome and encourage every ett'ort for a more promising career and who know the worst as well as the best. American izlnx London Journalls:ii. Cor. Philadelphia Tims. Tho most prominent of the London dailies are rapidly becoming American ized to an extent that is causing the mustv old focries who behove m every' thing that was and nothing that is, to hold up their lianas in pious Horror. The Pall Mall Gazette has gone boldly into the interviewing bi s'ness, and al most every evening treats its readers to an interesting chat with some notable in the worlds of art, science, nuance, tho drama or politics. We have had within the last few days interviews with "Lotta," who was further honored with a life-like pen and ink portrait of her charming personality; Baron Grant, who talked cliblv and enthusiastically of the gold fields in the Transvaal he is anxious to dispo e of to a confiding public for the nierd bagatelle of some $2,000,000 ; Chinese Gordon, who knows more about the Soudan and its inhabit ants than any living Englishman, and other well-knbwn men whose opinions on current topics of the day cannot but be of deep interest to the avenge news paper reader. The l aily ilegraph prin s "specials" dailv oaailsoits of matters, most of them, I fancy, purely imaginary and about us truthful as the famous doff and man tight which created such a stir a few years ago. The Dispatch, one of the best of the Sunday papers, lias lust coneiiuioa a serins of sketches, acrain imaginary, I s ould supposo, of life as it may be seen on the Thames embankment, ana ine Echo has just published two most inter esting realistic sketches of London beg gars ana tlieir metnous. by iiusiu sue- Lauchlan, a rising journalist, who not o:.ly wields a graceful pen, but is evi dently a keen observer of human nature. By the bye, this gentleman evidently did not cet bis facts secoua-nand, as ne was brought up before a metropolitan police magistrate on the morning of Tuesday last, robed in rags and tatters, chareed with loitering. No one who saw him could blame the polioeman who arrested him, or the inspector wbo relegated him for the night to the police cells,not withstanding hit contention that he was a reputable journalist and act ing under his editor s ordors m assum ing the garb of a street mendicant. Of course the worthy magistrate promptly discharged Mr. McLauchlan, and both the lively little Echo and its bright young reporter have secured an excellent ad vertisement. Xeier Bay a Copy. lr.uskin.1 Xnvpr buy a copy of a picture. All e.nnifis are bad. because no painter who in wnrth a straw ever will copy. He w ill make a study of a picture he likes a , . ' 1 lor nis own use m uis own way, uui Via nmn't and can't conv : and when ver von buy a cony vou buy so much misunderstanding of the original, and encouraging a dull person in following a linuinwsx lm i. not fit for. besides in creasing ultimately chances of mistake and imposture, ion may, in tact, con sider yourself as having purchased a nnnntitv of mistakes, and. according to your power, being engaged in dissem inating tnem. The Biggest Blank Book. Exchange. The biggest blank book probably ever used in the country is the ledger of the assistant United States treasurer at New York. It cost $40, and weighs as much as lialf a dozen babies. It is 19 inches long, 13 inches wide, and con tains 1.230 pages. It is made of the best paper, and one is issued every year. There are some big envelopes here, yellow manilla fellows, costing $21.20 a thousand, and being 171 inches long by Hi inches wide. Lime-Kiln Club : De man in debt am a swimmer wid his bates on. RUSSIAN CRUELTY. Home Remaining Belle of the Dark Ages. Nineteenth Century. Ilowever, for the great mass of exiles, the foot journey has been reduced by oue-half, and they begin their peregri nations in Siberia in special carriages. 31. lUuximoIl bas very vividly de scribed how the convicts at Irkutsk to whoso judgment such a moving machine was submitted, declared at once that it was the most stupid vehicle that could bo invented for tho torment of both horses and couvicts. Such carriages, which have no accommoda tion for deadening tho shocks, move slowly on the rugged, jolting road, plowed over and over by thousands of heavily-loaded cars. In western Siberia, amid tho marshes on the eastern slopo of the Ural, tho journey be comes a true torture, as the highway is covered with loose beams of wood, which recalls tho sensation experienced when a finger is drawn across the keys of a piano, the black keys included. The journey is hard, even for the traveler who is lying on a thick felt mattress in a comfo.tablo tarautass, and it is easy to conceive whut the convict experiences, who is bound to sit motionless for eight or ten hours on the bench of the famous ve hicle, having but a few rags to shelter him from snow and rain. Happily enough, this journey lasts but a few days, as at Tumen the exiles are embarked on special bargos, or floating prisons, taken in tow by special Bteamers, and in the space of eiht or ten davs are brought to Tomsk. I hardly need sav that, howover excel lent the idoa of thus reducing by one- half the long journey through Siberia, its partial realization has been most imperfect. The convict barges are usually bo overcrowded and are usually in sucli a state o( riitliiuess that they have become real nosts of infection. "Each barge has been built for tho transport of 800 convicts and tho convoy," wroto the Tomsk cor respondent of The Moscow Telegraph, on November 15, 1881; "the calcula tion of the size of the barges has not been made, however, according to the necessary cubical space, but according to .the interests of the owners of the stoamcrs, MM. Kurbatoff and Ingatoff. These .gentlemen occupy for their own purposes two compartments for 100 men each, and thus 800 must take the room destined for (iUO. The ventilation is very bad, there beiug no accommodation at all for that pur pose, and tho cabinets aieoi an un imaginable nastiness. lie adds tliat "tho mortality on these barges is very great, especially among the children," and his information is fully confirmed by othcial tig. ires published last year in all newspapers. It appears from thesj figures that 8 to 10 per cent, of the convict passengers died during their ten davs' journey on board these barges; that is, tomet.iing like sixty to eighty out of eOO. Hera you see, wrote friends of ours who have made this passage, "the reiga of death. Diptheria and typhus pitilessly cut down the l.ves of adults and children, especially of these lat. Corpses of children are thrown out nearly at each station. The hospital, placed under the supervisor! oi nn ig norant soldier, is always overcrowded, Faint for Ship Bottoms. Chicago Tribune. The government is now making ex perimeuts to ascertain the best kind of pa. nt for the bottoms of tuo new steel cruisers. It is desired to got, if possi ble, a paint that shall protect the bot toms of iron and steol vessels as thor oughly from barnacles and grass coppor sheeting protects the bottom of wooden vessels. That degree of sue cess is scarcely expected, but an ap proach to it is hoped for. Plates of iron have been sunk in the water at Key West and at Portsmouth, N. H painted with thirty-six kinds of paint. They are lowered into the water from a scow, so that they shall not toucn Dot torn. When they have been down for several months they will be taken up and examined, and the paint winch ap pears to be most nearly "anti-fouling" will be used for the cruisers. Ohio Blver Philosophy. Walt Buel In Cleveland Sentinel J I never foel comfortable when there's a man around that smiles all the t.me. The only dog that bit me never stopped waggin his tail. Vou show me a man that's alius workin' in politics an' I'll show yon one that gets a darned sight more an' bet' ter to eat than his wifo and chudron do. There's a great deal of talk about folks killin' thomselves by overwork, There's more people struck by light nin'. Most such citters work eight hours a day, an dance, drink or pla; poker ten more. Then, wen they bieal down, their wives put on the tombstone "Died of Overwork!" iireeley's Hllppers. Chicago Tribune. On one of Horace Greeley's visits to Pike county he nearly trod upon rattlesnake. A friend killed the snake and afterwards had the skin tanned and worked into a pair of slippers. which were presented to tho great editor. Mr. Greeley prizod them highly until the failure of the 1 ounente ex periment, when, disliking to see any thing that reminded him of Pike county, he gave the slippers to his brother, who now lives in western Pennsylvania, and still retains them in his possession. Absent-Minded. Exchange. 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