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- T 71 I71T H H CITY 6 ABFI W J. aljjl c-r-ir7 r--ij'r . .- .v.... -.g -. :: : . . . : . .- r --- , -. -, i r i-:t -tl i a ri.j-ii.'--w .'- ji- u :r.T-Lmn3 ESTABLISDED FOB TAB DISSEMINATION OP DEMOCRATIC FBlJICirLES, AID TO EAR 13 HONEST LIVING BT THE SWEAT OF Ol'R BROW. ' WHOLE NO. 826- EUGENE CITY, OR, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1883. ' $3.50 per year IN ADVANCE $ht (Sutjrue (City uarfl. I. L. CAMPBELL, Publisher and Proprietor. OFFIOB-Ou the Kt nil of Willamette Street between Seventh and Eighth Street. RATES OCR ONLY OB' ADVEUTISINQ. . Advertisements tusertod as follow.! Ob square, 10 line or less, one insertion $3 J aaok subsequent luertion L Cash required In Timeiert'neH will be charged at the fol wing ratal t One equare three months. ,.......,. v. 0 00 " " six month. 8 00 " one year. i. ..... 12 00 Transient notice, in local column, 20 cents per ft. for each Insertion. , , tdvertisintf bill, will be rendered quarterly. 11 lob work most be paid pob os hkmvehy. N EW ,mttmmt I B. MIFS. postorncfi. i. to T p. Sunday vfloe Hoar. -From T is m. Arrives from the north and leave, going . ltk at 1 11 P- n. For Biuulaw. Franklin and Long ? close at on Wednesday. For Crawfords- Latur will be tmlj for delivery h ilf an hour after ..liTalof train.. letter. .hould be loft .t the office .aah.nrb.for. iTTEM0!l p. M A1 SOCIETIES. EOO! IO D"E II, i. -"" ,1ImU tnt and third Weinesdays in each taeath. Kpihcur Botti Todok No. 9 I. O. T -"XV. r. iuCTJvwwB. , .wW' Whuwhula EnoiiriiT ro. o, assts en the Id and Uh Wednesday, in each month. ' bousss Lodge, No. 15, A. O. U. W. Meeta it Masonic Hall the second and fourth Wda,r.ln.achmotl,j M SjoAs M w 1 Mawmio H..I1, the Hrst aud third rndaya of ach month. Byo-d'r, Comhanhish. Oiskr op Ciiism FiFsn.-Mwts the mt and third Saturday evening at Mouic HalL Uy order of J. M. Sums, U C Butt a" L-jogb No. 317. I. 0.(1. T. - Meet. vary Saturday night ;m " Mw Halt E.O. Pott bk, W. t. 1 . LiAnwa S r ll B VM) ok IfrtPB -Mfet at the . P. Church awry Surty ft"r;,n ' J R. HUHton. Supt: Mi" Uortha ;.Kk. Aat Sunt; Cha Hill. Wy. Uatt.e bmith, Chaplain. Visitor- invle wdCTtiif. J. E. FEN TON, Attoraf y-at-Laxv. JCUCIEXE CITY OUKGON. B. t, ITttAHAS, Al.nANt. U niLVEU, El'OENE. 8TUAUA3I & IIILVBU, Attorneys and Couisellori at Law, KUliliXH CITY, OKEUON. PtiiiCncu ix a.lfj the courts of thU State. They Rive Bpecul attentlou o collections and probata inattom. Orrioi-Over W. T. C).'a Express o'fia . CEO- 8- & GEO. A. DIMS, Attorneys and Counsellors-at-Law, WILL PRACTICE IN THE CDURT8 of the Secoud Judicial Dintrict and m the Supreme Court of this State. Special attention given to collections and matters in probate Cea. S. Washburne, Attoracy-at-Law, iUtJENE CITY, - - - OltEOON OfTic formerly occupied by Thompiono: Kaan. . S A GENERAL BUSINESS 3DIEECT0RY. BETTMAN, O. Dry gooda, clothing, pnoene. and ireneral nierchamliae, aouthweat corner Willamette and Eighth atreeta. BOOK STORE One door aouth of the Aator Houaa. A full stock of assorted box papers plain and fancy. CHAIN HROa.-Pealer in Jewelry, Watch es, t 'locks and Musical instruments u lantette street, between Seventh and Eitibth. D0RRIS, a F. Dealer In Stoves and Tin ware W'illametU street, between 8vanth and EUthth. FRIENDLY, a TL -Dealer in dry (rood., jlnjt)tng and general merchandiae VS lllam Wtt. street, between KUhih and Niuth. GTLtii J. P.-Physielan, tai-pos. and Dnur- gist, Postoffioe, iUauiett. reet, between Devi ill! Ili A large assortm ent of La dies and Childrens Hose at 12 1-2 els. Good Dress Goods at 12o- Best Corset in town for 50c An immense stock of JV ew and Seasonable Goods. Fine Cashmere in every shade. Neiv and Nobby styles in CLOUIING. Trimming Silks and Sat ins in all shades. Moireantique Silks Velvets in Colors. Hie finest stock of French KID SHOES ever brought to this place. BOOTS and SHOES :nall grades- GROCERIES of all descrivtions. Liberal Discount for CASH. New Departure ft TWO X?lE!lICr3 I PATRONIZE THE MEN WHO HELP T IIUILI) YOUR BRIDGES, ROADS AND SCHOOL HOUSES, whnne interests are your intercuts I Are permanently located and ind their prohts at home. J ake notice tliat- NOTICE TO SHEEP OWNERS. VTOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TO ALL 1 1 Sheen owners that Ihev mu.t din their sheep as soon ai sheared IK DISEASED. The (aw makes provismna inai wnen me owner, inn to do eo, that the Insiectir shall cause it to be dona at their expense. tt II. UUA13. Sheep Inspector for lne Co, Or. A. V. PETERS, Will sell goods for CASH at greatly reduced prices, as low as any other CASH STORE. Best Prints 16 and 18 yards Jl 00 Best Brown and Bleached Muslins, 7, 8, 9, and 10 cU. jyin3 CEO. M. MILLER, Mtornaj and Ccuasallor-at-Law, and Real Estate Agent. EUGENE CITY, - : - OREGON, OFFICE Twe doom north of Post Office. Dr. Wm Osborne, Office Adjoining St- Charles Hotel, OB AT THE IEW DSUa 8T0EE OF HAYE3 and LUOKEY. DR. JOSEPH P. GILL, CAN BE FOUND AT HIS OFFICE or res idence when not profeasionaUy engaged. Office at the POST OFFICE DRUG STORE. Rssidenoe on Eighth street, opposite Tresby rian Church. DR. E. G. CLARK, GraduaU of the Philadelphia Dental College.) (3 DENTIST. EUGENE CITY, - - OREGoN. .rvrrw vritivr.a A SPECIALTY. (jT Artificial teeth, made U order Teeth extracted without pain. All work fully war r. in hrinlc building over the rauKu. vuivw - Cnmygitorc JEWELRY ESTABLISHMENT. J. S. LUCKEY, DEALER IX Fine Cheviot Shirts. 50, 75 cts and 91. New Assortment Dress Goods (No Trash) 15, zJ and A) cts. Mens' Umlerwear, Shirts and Drawers, 50 ct Mens' Ovendiii td, 75 cts. and SI. Mens' Overalls, 60, 65, 75 cts and SI. Embroideries and Edwins at Fabulous Low Prices. Clarks and Brooks spool cotton 75 cts per Dot Plain and Milled Flrnneln, 25, 35; 45 and 50 cts. Water Proo , cents Fine White Shirts. 75 cts and $1. And all Other Coods at Proportionate Rates Also the Celebrated WHITE 8E fV NG MAOHNE I t i.t,.,. t... .i -,,( K ,va l,1 nrttliilitvl. At irreatlv reduced rates. Sir To my old Customers, who have stood by me so 1 ng, I will continue ti sell on same tanns as heretofore on tim, but if at any time they wisn w mane Aau purenaa, i wm gi all sm, as others, the full credit on my reduction A. V. 1 L I E1U3 BJ OR V Goods sold as low as any House in Oregon, for Cash Or Credit Highest Price paid for all kinds of Country Produce. Call and see. S. JFL Friendly. CRAIN BROS, DEALERS a ffatchei d I Jewelry, Musical Instruments, Toys, Notions, etc Watches, Clocks, and Jewelry repaired and warranted. Northwest corner of Willamette and Eighth street. ecks, Waches, Chains, Jewelry, Etc. Repairing Promptly Executed, yyall Work War ran ted. jM J.S. LUCKEY, rUnrurtll k Cj's Brick Willamette street. this paper riTairrEXV,- T70R BUXNA YISTA STONE WAKE go A. O, HOVIT. H. C HUMPRBET. W. T. PEET, Notary. Attorney. L ashler. LANE COUNTY BANK IIOVEY, HUMPHREY & CO ETJCrENB CITY, - OR Deposits received subject to check. Loans made on approved securities. Sight Drafts drawn on PORTLAND, SAN FRANCISCO AND NEW YORK. Exchange drawn on the principal Cities of Europe. Collections made on all points and a general evanth and Eighth. i inirener chandise northwest eorner Willamette and Ninth streets. HODES, C. Keeps on hand fine wines, liq oors, eigara ana a pool ana biiuaru taoie: Willamette street, between Eighth and Niuth. HORN, CHAS. M. -Gunsmith. Rifles and shot guns, hreecn and muule losders, for salt. Repairing dona in the neatest style and war ranted. Shop on 9th street LUCKSY, J. a Watchmaker and Jeweler; keepa a hne stork of goods in bis line, n illatn etta street, in Ellsworth'i drug store. McCLAUEN, JAMES -Choice, wines,llnuora, and cigara - Willamette street, between Eighth and Ninth. PATTERSON, A. S.-A fine stock of plain and fancy visiting cards. PRESTON, WM. -Dealer in Saddlery, Har ness, tarriage 1 ritumings, etc. WillametU street between Seventh and Eighth. POST OFFICE -A new stock of standard school books just received at the post otiica. RENSHAW, W&L-Wine, Liquors, and Ci gars of the best quality kept constantly on band. The best billiard table in town. RHINEHART, J. B. - House, sign and car- riajte painter, work guarantee": nr.t clam. Stock sold at lower rates than by anyone in Eugene. SCHOOL SUri'LIES-A Urge and varied assortment of slatea of all sizes, and quantities of slates and slate-books. Three doors north of the express office. WALTON, J. J.-Atorney-at-Ijiw. Office Willamette street, between Seventh and Eijlith. lwaya Caret and nover dlsftp joints. The world'a great Pain" Reliever for Man autd Beaat. Cheap, quick and reliable. . 283 PITCHER'S CASTOItlA Is not Narcotic. Children grow fat upon, Mothers like, and Physicians recommend CASTORIA. It regulates tho Bowels, cures Wind Colic, allays FeverlshnesB, and de stroys Worms. WEI BE MEYER'S CA TARRH Care, a Constitutional Antidote for this terrible mala if, hf Absorption. The most Important Discovery since Vao etnation. Other remedies may relieve Catarrh, ttia enrea at nyetage before Conatunptlon acta la. . , . IiIALEBlK Groceries nd Provisions, Will keep on hand a general assortment of Groceries, Provisions, Cured Meats, iobacuo, Uigars, handles, Candles, SoaiM. Green and Dried Y ruits, Notions, Banking tanas. business transacted on avorahle aUtf. Wood and Willow Ware, Crockery, Ktc Business will be conducted on a CASH BASIS Which means that Low Prices are Established Ooodt delivered without (barge to Bojei ALL KINDS OF PRODUCE WANTED rill pay the hlgbmtraarket J AS. U fAUK yr which we price. SAN JUAN LIMB for sale by T. G. HENDRICKS. riayiog it oo the Old Iid. Peck's Sun. "What started your pa to drinking agaiuT' "Oh, nta thinks it was losing money on the Chicago races. Ho has heen st4-nming ever sine. Pa can't stand ad versity. Rut I guess we have got him now. Ho is the scartest man you ever saw." "How did you tiring him to his senses?' "Well, we tried having the minister talk to pa, but pa talked Uiblo, about taking a little wine for the stomach's sake, and gave illustrations about Noah gotting full, so the minister couldn't brace him up, and then ma had some of the sisters come and talk to him, but he broke them a1.! up by talking almut what an appetite they had for cham pagne punch when they were out in camp lost Summer! and they couldn't have any effect on him) and so ma said she guesxod I would have to exorcise my ingenuity on pa again, so I told her if she would do just as I said, mo and my chum would scaro pa so that he would swear off. She said she would, and we went to work. First I took pa's spectacles down to the optician Saturday night, and had the glasses taken out and a pair put in their place that would magnify, aiid I took thorn home and put them in pa's spectacle case. Then I got a suit of clothes from my chum's uncle's trunk, alout half the size of pa's clothes. My chum's unjle is a very small man, and pa is corpulent I got a plug hat three sizes smaller than pa's hat, and took the namo out of pa's hat and put it in the small hat I got a shirt aliout half big enough for pa and put his initials on the thing under tho bosom, and got a number fourteen collar. Pa wears seventeen. Pa had promiflod to braoo up and go to church on Sunday morn ing, and ma put those small clothes where pa could puc them on. 1 told ma when pa woke tip, to tell him he looked awfully bloated and excite his curiosity, and then send for me." "You didn't play such a trick as that on a poor old man, did yout" said the grocery man. "You bet Well, ma told pa he looked awfully bloated. Pa said he guoNSod lie wasn't bloated very much, but ho got up and put on his spoctacles and look at himself in the glass. You'd dide to see him look at himself. His face looked as big as two faces through the glasses, and his nose was a sight Pa looked scared, and then ho held up his hand and looked at that His hand looked like a ham. Just then I came in, and I turned palo with some chalk on my face, and I begun to cry, and I said: 0, pa, what ails yout You are so swelled up I hardly knew you.' Pa looked sick to his stomach, and then he tried to get tho pants on. Oh,my,it was all I could do to keep from laughing to see him pull them pants on. He could just get his legs in, and when I got a shoe horn and gave it to him he was mad. He said it was a mean boy that would give his father a shoe horn to put his pants on with. The pants wouldn't come around pa by ten inches, and pa said he must have eat something that disagreed with him, and he laid it to watermelon.- Ma stuffed her handkerchief in her mouth to keep from lading, when she saw pa ook at hisself. The legs of his pants were so tight pa could hardly breathe, and ho turned pale and said; 'Hen nery, your pa is a mighty sick man;' and then ma and n e both laughed, and he said we wanted him to die so we could spend his life nisur'iVfSd uioney'ih riotous living." "But when pa pot on that condensed shirt, ma fairly yelled, and I laughed until my side ached, la cot it over his head, and got his hands in th sleeves, and couldn't get it either way, and he couldn't see us laugh, but he could hear us, and he said: 'It's darned funny, ain't it, to have a parent swelled up this wayl If I bust you will both be sorry.' Well, ma took hold of one side of the shirt and 1 took hold of , the other, and we pulled it on, and when pa's head came up through the collar his face was fairly blue. Ma told him she was afraid he would have a stroke of apoplexr before he got bis clothes on, and I auebS' pa thought so too. He tried to get the collar on, but it wouldu't go half way around his necV, and he looked in the glass and cried, he looked so. He sat down in a chair and, panted, he was so out of breath, and, the shirt and pants ripped, and pa said there was no use in living if he was going to be a rival to a fat woman in a side-show. Just then I put the plug hat on pa's head, and it was so small if was going to roll of! when pa triod td fit it on his head, and then ho took it off and looked insido of it, to see if it was his hat, and when he found his name in it pa said, 'Xak h away. My head is all wrong too.' Then he told me to run for a doctor mighty quick. , I got the doctor and told him what we were trying to do with pa, and he said he would finish the job. So the, doctor camo in and pa was 0ft the lounge, and when the doe ntw him hs said it was lucky he Was called just as ho was, or we would have called an undertaker. He put some founded Ice on pa's head the 6 rut thing, ordered the shirt cut open, and we got the pants off. Then he gave pa an emetio and had his feet soaked, and pa said, "Doc, if yoa bring me out of this I will never drink nother drop." The doo 'told pa that lis life was not worth a button if ho over drank again, and left about halt pint of sugar pills to be 6red into pa every Ave minutes, Ma and me sat up with pa all day Sunday, and Mon- ay morning I changed the spectacles nd took tho clothes homo, and long aliout noon pa said he felt as if he could get up. Well, you nover see a tickleder man than ho was when he found the swelling had gone down so he could get is pants and shirt on, and ho says that doctor is the bctt in town. Ma says I am a smart boy, and pa has taken the plege, and we are all right again, OREGON AND WASHINGTON. Wheat is selling at 80 cents at Al bany. Dallas, Polk county, wants a hotel liadly. J, B. Fuson, of Yamhill county, rais' ' a nineteen pound watermelon. Efforts are being made in Yamhill county to organize a county fair. Tho Marshfield Mail says the appro priation has boon exhausted and work ' at Rocky Point has stopped. The Yamhill jail has four prisoners, ' one of whom is G. W. Smith, charged ' - with the murder of Mrs, Fetch. Dr. 0. B. Westfall, of West Cheha- em, Yamhill county, receivod a severe i troke of paralysis a few days ago, and ies in a very critical condition. A correspondent of tho Hillsboro In dependent, says Cornelius expects to become the junction of the West Side . and the proposed Astoria road, and that town lots are going up with a rush. The Lafayette Register loams that Hon. B. F. Lewis wheat yielded about forty-eight bushels per acre. It also says that Mrs. Gibson, near . Wheat land, had twelve acres of wheat that yieldod COO bushels, and her whole crop averaged forty-eight bushels to the acre. Lafayette Register: Mr. J. B. - Fuson, near Dayton, is the Sosa W raiscr in this county. He has fifty hives which yielded him over 9,000 pounds of honey the present year. He says if April had been as favorable as usual, he would have taken near 0,000 pounds. The honey this year is of the finest quality. Heppner Gazette: A couple of cou gars, which have been the terror of sheepmen for some time in the neigh' borhood of Junction Bar, were treed by James Rhea's shepherd dog Lum," and shot by the hearder recently. They were males and evidently brothers, and' measured five feet eight inches from tip t tip. On Monday night the citizens of La fayctte met at the Court House and elected a committee to wait upon Mr Villard, when he arrives at Portland, and endeavor to find out when the nar-row-guage railroad will be finished, if at all The committee consists of W. D. Fenton, A R. Burbank, H. R. Lit tlefield, W M. Townsend aod R. D; .Bird.-