THE DETROIT SOLOHOJ.
be posed in front
.. ''BAT.
.n h becan.as
0,Xiy that yon are ohargod
I d life to know what has been
.1 hen' I'll be BWan 10 KOBLon "
I(Xltrv..nd give you little infer
.tion You came to the city yesterday
.ithaUdof produce.
'Ven. I uw that - lfly.
yun boi'i ''.,";, a tinHt.and
to ft e01
fl"".. n.iv ii.iiftv it was.
boM it out
..a tn m
.. l'"J" 'rn , the niaiket with
we"' io - bock beer."
" . i. i . ,.
. . ... .... I.nn. YT111IMI ll.TCr T IfU
"I dont sou ---7 ;r
ink but yon wore BBieep u.,uo..v,
JS of the saloon at ten o'clock that
evening." .,.,
4nd your pockets were empty
iflnuit. ?COIS! I"
"Thirty days, and may thia be a
great moral warning to you in the fu
ture." "I'll not remember it five minutes,
your Honor, and it's a mane trick to
lock np a man when election ia to come
off." .
"Fall back, Dennis."
"I'll niver full on me back for nobody,
and I won't be in that work-bonne Uo
hours before me old woman will pay the
foine." sturdily declared Dennis, as he
disappeared in the corridor.
WANTED Mill 1'A.
Thia 'ere man." explained Bijali, as
he brought out bis Brut prisoner, "has
been hollering all the morning.
Wanted his pa, 1 presume, replied
his Honor.
ila wanted evervtlunpr. Uo wanted
water, breakfast, whisky, a lawyer, to got
out, and I can't toll you how much more.
Just before you came in ho offered me
five dollars to let Inni go. ue Beems ro
be a bad man your Honor.'
"Ah! ha! Been trvins to bribe the po
lice, have you, David Saundorson? That ments
TTa vliaa anil riA Hhoked mo besido.
-"- . , . . ..i.:u
uut lor iny vuifebe mig"' vum u
Tbe Men Wbo Conrlctefl Ualteaa.
"Itsm. wrnuedthe conrtashe 5" a.HCuV
rned to tbe prisoner, "that you have 00lmmot l6 jury. Mr. John T.
at lklntlia.O" ' -. 1 .l .. IiaaiiAII
Hamlin, is a wen Known buhiou ..
Ho is a mild-uianuered inau of ii years,
and may be regarded as the type of so
eial geniality. He bus a prouiiueut fore
head, well shaped head, tfr.iy hair and
un.l litrlit pvi-s. He wears a
turne
lost a brother?
"Yes, sir."
"now long since?"
"He left homo twenty yoara ago.
"Well. I think I know where he is.
One day last week I sent man wno
looks just like you to the Work-House
for sixty days."
"Xes, sir, uut you
And yon can go up mere mm iuu
for him. It's a great place lor brothers
to find each other."
"Your Honor, can 1 1
",.t n.,inv. Fall rifiht back or
you'll bo too lato for breakfast up there.
Your sentence is tho same sixty days.
All iu the family, you eoo. Call the
next." N. Y. Dispatch.
black cloth suit, open vest, iuru uuu
llar ami Mack tie. Ho holds in his
imml a vollow cauo, with a carved
horn handle, air. namuu
or
ivory
weais a
Two Urave lloji.
Thero was a picturesque seono yester-;
day morning on the bluff above lloviou'
Deaeh.where lies the hull of the wrecked
1 1;.... ii... ,, 'rim i,itn Hmi of the nar
row strip of bluff, and tho whiter broad (n dusters. Among other things, Eli
lino ol surf, wero dottou wuu minima lomins surYivcu
SELECTED JHSt'ELLASf .
Mrs. Langtry gets a salary of $500 ft
week. There are some good things about
being handsomo.
Thoyear 1881 was a year of many Tear-
On
lie aeh
Habits ol ft Man of Dullness.
He is strict in koeping ins engage
ulewaut smile, and is withal digmuud.
Mr. Frederick W. liraudenborg is a
GermaB cigar makor, 43 years of age. He
iu ttniull of statute, with a head of average
Bizo dark brown hair and niustacho.lilue
eves, high cheek bones, prominent nose
and rounded forehead. Mr. Bran.bn
berg wears a black suit, standing collar,
and a small black cravat. He pays
especial attention to tho proceeding,
with folded arms, lie
i . t i nnnur if lin
occasionally leans lorwuru iu i.-ov ...
and drifting pieces of tho wreck
lm nnnHi III niirtions 01 I 111)
gnngsof men wero collecting tho drift
wood aud keeping o lookout for the
bodies of tho missing sailors. On tho
bluff were scattered about men, women,
and children from the neighboring
ranches. idW watching the men at work
below, and earnestly talking over every
incident of tho wreck. Tho shattered
hull lay just beyond tho breakers, only a
few projecting pieces above tho water do-
I i..n Tim incident tllOKt
talked about was Ilio saviug ui imi Mumjeiiriu ;lp "" .V u
of threo of the wrecked crew by two folks who liavo uioa oi rcaaiug vuo duu-
vouug men.Silan Hovioua and l'rank day papers of that city.
Halo, each aged nineteen years, sons of Jiurftt llalstoad lws got into a torriblo
neighboring ranchers. i gtato of mind over tno uuneau irmi, ami
Tho story of tuoir adventures m uuu vi som0 0 his editorials reaa as vuuuBu
Dr. Hrohm, manager of tho Hamburg
Zoological Oardens.notiees that moukoys
in the happy family department outlive
the solitary prisoners.
In France soup is extensively made by
dissolving bones in a steam heat of two
or threo day' continuance.
If Cluiteau is insano, and if ho got his
insanity from his father, it is probably
the only thing ho ever came by honestly.
Boston Star.
1 - ....
Thero havo been thirty seven muruers
I havo been
n..l nf S t).85r
Tin - .
Shouldn't wonder.
mora art ilril
1 tin-.n TIPll 111 U UU1U auuv
i "'tthink Bavarian beer agroos
yVell I declare! A man of my age to
ff0tdrnnk and let himself be robbed?
fiboysBnd the old woman won tbe
Kv.it. there's my team? .
look, bad as a starter." ... I
jjinpioys nouuii.T iu -
easily lo himself.
Ijeaves noiuing unuuuu iuu
be done, and which circumstances per
mit him to do. ...
Keens his designs and businoss lrom
the view of others, yet ho is candid iw
all. ' ....
Is prompt and decisive wim nis cus
tomers, and does not ovcrtrado his capi
tis his dark, heavy simple heroism, aud should gain for tho u it Limsoif wroto them.
isiauiBuur,H j ,nma ublo recognition. m, tu.,:.
"If I was to be bung if I was to die
,rt. . i. Hm next minit. ia ueny iu buouiuu
" i v ZtvouT ew David, as ho swung his arms about.
f.WSSi1? "Did you make any offer at am"
with "Yes. I did. I offered him a dollar to
"ll" . I T . 1
hold his leei up nucnutuuw sv
look at them, and that's why he's dowu
T?iinh turned as red as arose under tbe
scrutinizing glanoe of the court, and as
ami tluin t
B1I1UWU, I. r. mnn iniiin
mustache asu rew..UB m 0 . mttnaged
Ueiiry J. Bright is a retired merchant
-.i ... r.n vim nf bl'o. Ho is fat
nun vivi j - - .. fi:..
nml chubl'V. and gives indications of liv-
.- ii. ll., i. Iii.'h forehead, eves
. n-- . . ...
wltlHKer.i, a in".
mnli tlm hor6 uiia.isisted , and found
their way to the house of Hovious.
When they had told tho story of tho
wreck, and wero being warmed and fed
by Mrs. Hovious. tho boy Silas aud his
ran to the odgo of tho uiuu, wuoro
The United rresbytonan uuurcn oi
Scotland has raised no less than io,
000.0(H) to 820,000,000 by subscription
for different oojects wiiuiu iuo
Hero I am. Highway
man slid back into tho corridor and was
commit" banging an empty barrel up and
"Well, well.
iftmlioaacroftlHiftta
iVdrunk! And I was robbed! Au
nii tmth" said here very drunk," resumed the court.
HriouB cfse." "Ict possible realize it," replied
-r . " ... . t " i
CQSU IU CrCdlb Ub li nuivn, v. -y
dl
,ent to sleep in a raudholel"
"All "I wiueu i i
n.. nM.rt "Yours is
"Suv sauar. lemme sit down
-nakiu tho knees as a baby!
going to do with me?
..i..- ..... viitrt.
..r Tlimi't loiivfi it to me. sauar', I
,M so small and moan and ashamed that
I'd willingly trade places with a mule,
a:. nnnnr rend the prisoner a lecture
omr.rance lasting three minutes,
devoted two additional minutes to father-
.Innrn tliA Htonfl tloOT.
Well, David, you wore orougni in
I'm as
What aro
What do you think
S'ftWe.. and then told him to go. ?t7
JAs the prisoner was leaving the court y i mnatAyii hee i;
, soma ot ine uovs .-r- the court(
ff i,ia iiK ior mo smau i --- .7 .. .
tVin t.riMnnfir.
rhon T'll have to make you. Officer
nlnnua utntl forWItrd."
The officer swore that be bod never had
i luck to handle a drunker man than
TianM Raiirwlprsnn.
xa..u J , .
"It doesn t seem possible can i possi-
i: 1,,1 llnvul "All on
earth 1 dranK yesioruay "uo lc , .TJ -V. " ' V.ti.in. in it. t.roner ulaoe
i i- ii nrriani rn TYi nnv ruv I iiur ra cim j iui -w i .
I T.nriK HllIIIU iCn UUKmuw - i - i i . i I.
tho depot, and then I took a glass of beer
un town, and then I had a small glass of
nn nr aaiiinir- and miiall ttrofits in credit
iih litMn risk, to tho chance of
better gains with more hazard.
Ho is clear and explicit id an um
eaius- ... .
Ijeaves nothing oi ciium.-iihu.
memory which he can aud ought to com
mit to writing.
Keeps coines of all his imporiant let
ters which ho sends away, and has every
letter, invoice, etc., belonging io ms
business, titled, classed and pui ajr.
Never suffers his dcsK to ue counmuu
"r ------ . .
1. ........ ..M.1....I..I Ulllll
oi iirowu, "Tr . . . . ' .. .:,i,.,K
rounded fu.a gro.it mpumio u e r . goou f(jUowcd
.1 , i .....Jin m una u nirtro iiipiiiii,iiuh i , ,
iuiniiiu.1 -i - - - ... . , m,,,n :m0 luifore any nuinan iurm
a tendency to a double .clu... Hi . 'l surf, pitiful cries
llirt num i ...i...o- , , Ci.i.j . . l,luf
ueitru. otiin, nv i'"i
bluff and
almost
clinging
n tvmi.'iivj --
is parted on the left side
'rZlZT, iurcr. i. Zig.f..iao.,,li.r.t.n,;,
VUltllvO wv m - - . it
a merchant, over 00 years of ago. no
generally n'sts his head on his hands, as
if troubled or asleep, and it is fair to pre
sume that bo has enjoyed many a refresh
ing nap in tho court-room during tho
trial. Ho has brown hair and whiskers,
which, liko his hiar, is mixed with gray,
and extends down his temples to his
tl'ms left-hand neighbor is a voritablo
t: .i in uimnn manner and be
havior,
vears
forohoad
ev
to a plank and boiug tossed about in tho
t IT. ...1.1 t.ia .1i.u.nvnrv but
and-
ntoxicated,
i'fin'1 rnali7.ft that I Was. 1 act IS, 1
can remember everything that took place
nnm
.1 . off hi
sum of $15, but bis anxiety to get home
prevented him froin closing. um6iu.
THE STRl'OGLH FOB BICHES.
John Davis, a rag
. .... nn Antnino street, and i,a in TtnflViln to-morrow, your Honor.
i r:n..M a L-nifo-rrrlnder. was CODlinflr iTn rnii livfttllflfd ?
Tiif worn nnlv twenty feet apart t An."
, t.. L:.itaiiHift1 lificovereJ a I wQu TM1 rivn von a clianoe to evaciv
nocket-book on tho walk between them. ate Detroit. If you are found here after
Bath uttered a yell and made a rusu ai to-day I'll give you somoiuing w i-
the same ins ant. and as 7 ber me oy. u - ,
.i .. ii. i. n nit an nnn vri 1 inn 1 1 1 1 if inn 1 1 Ttrnn w. 1 1 n v ti d uuu
. i fnnrriir iiun fill m . i uui nutu nimnvioii i ihvi i un 110 uuiiiv vw
Is always at tho head of bis I'usiuess
ii i. 41...t if In. lenves it. 11 Will .
WCJi. 11UIB "'" " I nivna
leave him. diirk blue clothing an
Holds it as a maxim, that he whose " cmati ftU ornmpi0d and
orodit is suspected is not to be trusted. tM around a gUnding collar.
Balances regularly at siaieu uuioo. u - f ieT re8t8 his hand on me
then makes out and transmits an ms .-o( ft poli(tued black haw-
not unf requonuy wiaen
the prisoner and mo
can remember everytumgiuav won in, - - - .- .mftra i,ni, curiou neuu
Sn"l supposed all the time that tbe offl- accounts current to bis customers, both cftne( anJ J
yoars.
Tho American Board of Commission
ers for Foreign Missions received.within
tho year past, 8102,380 from differont
women's societies, and 85,370 from Sun
day schools.
During tho year ending May 20, 1881,
houses at Bristol, England, and soveral
missionary object, tho extraordinary
sum of 5101,500.
Tho Philadelphia Sows says: "Boston
hroakers. Ho to d his uiscovorjr, uuv gins ure m-fwb -----
nrno of tho mon dared to attempt the Wyldo with open arms," thus eneour-
desccut of the cliff to tho forlorn hope aging the entiro male sex to permute
of rescuing tho man. Silas, after wait- Oscar.
ing a moment, said, -aiuinur, i cum Cardinal Manning nas umm mm
bear to hear tho mau's eries," and before geif in (UTor of legislation to put down
be could be stopped, threw off his coat intemperance, maintaining that moral
means havo been tried cnougu aim yruvcu
inanlVunnnt.
Halo. Htnnding on tho ueaeu Tu0 Lutheran Insuranco league nas
tuo resi oi nnw -i,out four hundred and liny mem-
OJganization given
idows of departed
that Oen. Daniel
for tho 810,000 prizo
. . 1. ..At. uha .1...W. llll.rO I .. I 1.nmlu.n.Aut. Tfflin 111
narrow ledgo oi rmik j ouered ior tuo iiukuo"""- -
over which tho waves break, l'rank Hale AmorjCa, unless he effeots on arrange-
inrowu up tij ment to pair oil wuu ex-aoumur tm.
iieriniew !.:. frninhod at railway
one end of it out to tho sailor. He nmdo rc8tftUrantll Bre not for peoplo to wiiw
I vnnnir
i - iu i HnotACi nv n rn. iiuviuuo fcw
mi 1 1 i nnrri or h it riii-tii - tu i i toivi i t
, nwui ":u'V .".D' . ;i. ut,.ri l.r9.and has since its
of ago. Mr. lAngiey .- w. m,t down there I do (H.o to 37 w
, dark hair, whitened wuu ago, 'V. " 'sj- "You can see for V
es and heavy frows, am. n. . tt couldn't climb there. T7 nderstood
Bvidcnoa of intelligent ftwenuon. " . , ,10..iin,i tlmt m " "
(1 I UUl, D
g
going it Btrong when an oflloer como put bis legs in motion for the depot
along and toot ootu unuer ma uwwt,
anil afterward proved to them that tho
not onlv empty, but
ti.nt it fts nailed down to the walK.
"John Davis, what have you to say
about this ?" asked tbe court.
"I was onlv fooling, sir. I knew the
.n. ,!. tinilnd down, but I wanted to
!,.., a littln fnn with the knifo-
U9TB w -" "
. 1 . 4. anw I (irl
'And what nave you gu
.nmtnnilnlinn in HtOnOV lUattCrS,
law suits where there is the least hazard.
He is economical in bis expenditure,
always living within bis income. .
kaotih a memoranduiu "
nocket. in which he notes every rarticu- . . . Ia flU)t n0
lar relative to appointments, audre8sea nn '0 tho jury has finer or smoother
and petty cash matters. features than Mr. Sheehan. Ho looks as
Is cautious now no ueuuuw . . , ..oorao to a conclusion, anu
for any person. id not Care much about oituor tho
And gonerous wuon urgou uj ...v. . t testimony of witnesses or ar-
of humanity. . ,,. eumont of counsel. His hair is close
A sacred regard ro iub - nl the blue eyes shadod uy
. . T.:.il.mnn III 1
Tn lliH TlCTllt 18 BUOIUUr xiiauuiuu, -- ...... .. I 1, -..n nmtin. I 1V11H
Ma Sheehan a well-to-do . 47 '-1 tKoankles
yearB of ago. Ho has re. dish -Un ted ipm out with'hii... I
Lair of fine fiber, and side whiskers He ul urau w gQ
has a lino and honest express10u m u " - - , , , b Ouo Imin
,. for it. but missed it, and the back I . )h .puov re Biranly door
..nrmtifc carried him out of reach. The ... , escaped from their
proper positions
.....v.. brmiirlit him iu almost tothoir
llU.b " w ' " ...-.n--- , .
X n its
to the principloai
iustico forms the basis of every trans-
.. . I ... ii.-
liko to haf a lcedle fun,
Miller?"
"Vheli; I
Tinn't Vilnme von a bit. I liko to see
nvorvbodv f nnnv. It must have been an
- .fi.iwnTinv timo when vou wore roll
ing around in tho mud and blacking each
.P . T-i. t. : !
other 8 eyes, jonu juyio i
"Yes, sir."
"You aro fined five dollars.
"For what?" n , .
"For leoling Tunny. Carl Miller !
"Dot's me." ,
nvi. d tinnil fivo dollars, also.
"Ish dot pecause I felt funny, too ?"
"K.irncHv."
Both paid their fines, and as thoy were
ready to go, His Honor said:
'if thppA is nnv more trouble between
tlm fines will bo doublod. Next
time you feel funny you'd better wait
nn.l son whnl iPr it IS UOllOd UOWn Of
not."
A MODEL MAM.
"Morninir." saluted Henry Starling as
UnfnrA tlm bar.
UO Ulliuuvuu ...v,. - . i unllVyU iviiua
"Fine morning," ho continued action, aud regulates the conuuci oiiuo
tt wi-o,i Ktadilv at him without ;i,. i,Hinpss.
replying. , . ., Let a man act strictly to those habits;
"ilow soon can x iuvu . i wuon 0nce ucgun wui uo cuanj -
i l.i Aa ii.a cilAnrA lencrthenea. a :M A,.a. rnmamhorina' that be bath
"Henry Starling," said nw lienor, n0 prolit8 by his pains whom rroviuout
i.:. ,it v..ic "if vou badn t been f
maimr ATI .1 success will attend
accidentally discovered ai ii u hia efforts.
or..i Lrmiolit in here, vou would
have been frozen as stiff as a pokor by A uptake.
daylight this morning.'
"1 would, eur " ...
.imi TVfi ulent out of doors with
the thermometor showing sixteen degrees
below zero.
"That proves what a tougu case you
vmi warn .mi 11 1 uuu.
T Inn't. know anvtning auom urn.,
Says a correspondent: It happened in
a rough mining town in Colorado. There
waa a grand ball at the ranch of yhisky
Jack, a well-known charactor in the
"diggings," and the "elito"of the dis
trict responded to the call in full force.
held in a rickety old barn
' I 111U t'lMl VI " . , 1
but I know that I was very tired. I left belonging to tho host, and what wuu a
.IV X wlhinmachinein a store faw rbed strips of flannel, a grotesque
,uiuv.v.- il.u ....- n,,r,(o in rnuPH
in thn mornine. and wuen i weui iit. accumuiauuu ui
for it I lost tho place. I'll bet 1 waiKed
fifty miles yesterday."
"When did you leave iuo iuiw , f
"About ton o'clock in the morning.
' "And when did you begin to get
drunk?"
"About eleven.' ,
"That's correct. At noon you entered
an undertaker's shop on Grand River
o,.,i Btartdd to carry off a casket,
and a
row of dripping candles the appointments
of tho place were perfect. My first part
ner in the giddy dance was the wife of
the man who killed the village postmas
tpr because he refused him a letter; sho
ho often leans back against tho sill. ; ftof that ,
His right-hand neighbor lUlph Worm- """ rt .Jlont tlmt Mrs. .Uoviu and a n
loy, a veritable spec men o Mho negroi "- witU heBitf of Mr
' 7f 7.Trnn,l fortv. and danced with a laborer, Vnuik Ualo, were very l-rouu ... g
"a ,V. i ,.a with pontics in mo
the grace of a cow. iujr icnr ui. ;i iii-nainful
tho daughter of this charming pair, a i8Pa'nf"'
BHOItT AND BWEET.
"Henry Tillman, the police have been . ater you vore beard
waicuing vou ior u iuuuiu.
"Yes. sir."
"And they have finally run you in as
a vagrant.
"Yes, sir."
"Have you any defense?"
"Then you will be retired from the
earn nml duties of public life for the
space of ninety days. '
"Just so."
"And you have exactly fourteen min
utes by the clock to scrub your faoe,
comb your hair and prepare to make a
good impression on the officials at the
Work House. Fall back."
HE HAD A PLAN.
"Is this Dennis O'Connor?" queried
his Honor of the next.
"It is, your Honor."
"And how do you plead?"
"I plead for some breakfast. I never
wa9 so hungry in my life."
"You were arrested for being drunk
and breaking a window."
"That's not mo at all, Bir. Whenever
I cet drunk L co home and smash my
own furniture, instead of hurting any
body else s.
"f nmAfis vnn are the man. Dennis.
Here's the officer who arrested you, and
hern's tho owner of tho window.
"Well, maybe I'm guilty, your Honor,
and it s sorry I am.
"Tloimir anrrv ttWt help tll6 Case,
Dnnnia Vnn nro a. hard drinker, and !
have let you off twice." .
"I was thinking it all over, your
Honor, and I've got a plan. You let me
off this timo and I'll go to Chicago. If
I don't vou can double on me next time
I'll frivA thi man m V note for damages
and tlm nfTii-nr who arrested me shall
lmro a nlnao nf lieor fnr hill tronblo."
"Can't do it. Dennis. What did I tell
t it nomethinflr about the
weather iT9"
"T tni.i vnn if vnn came here again this
fall I'd be obliged to"
"Rnt it winter, vonr Honor. '
"Thn it in tho winter of vour discon
tent. Can you raise fivo dollars?"
"Tf van trim mi a week."
"Dnnnin vnn'll hftTO to CO UP for
thirty davs."
"Make it a day and a half."
claiming that it was your lost model. An
iw.n. itm vnn wore heard of on con
gress street, trying to make a grocer be
lieve that a vest button was a fivo-dol ar
gold-piece. You had a regular old
fashioned lark." .
"Well, raavbo I did, and Im much
obliged to you all. If any of you como
up to Saginaw, inquire for Hank Star-t:i-
i. nnt. wash nir machine-fiend,
and I'll show you the sights and treat you
well. Good-bye, Judge. ,
"Don't b3 quite bo fast, pnwner-1
haven't got through with you yet. ?ou
are going to remain in Detroit for thirty
dayslonger."
"At a noieu
"No."
"Where then?"
"At the work house.
"Great Scots! am I sent up.'
(IVVI1 AM "
"I will never live through it-nevcr
i
..tvu rlooth mnst come io uu, f,""
n. rit "V ease lau uacn. u'"
your ticket before the rush begins and
if you want to wash your face B.jah will
i..L;i. n bnr-soao and a piece of
luruiDu j f.
woollen blanket.
on T.nvn LOST liKumu.
t endnn entered a store on
jaiueo , . , .n on.
Tflrrnn avenue wuu a uurrwu d.p
wild look and lnqmreu iui t -i
fetor. . . f ,ia ,-n
..t-. rimntQ nn nuioruurtu
UO UU r. -lit.
Baris for only four dollars? qucnou .
latter as he harrieo lorwmu.
..Lv. i..i tiered James, as
US lie. ...... - , .
. t:if Vitr hnncrinz to me
steadied uiuitn j " -
C"Maybe you like to examine
undershirts for twenty-five cenU?
1 Xl - n.lll.ir.t
WdoXyo'u know me?" called
J i Mil vou der werry best
aooks in der market for only fcn cents a
Sr Shnrtlook .fern! Wanderbuil
and Shay Gould buys shust such socks
t nnticeablo. Tho greasy I 1 .. i t i. i1vintni-n was ..t t.i -ij,nnHnni wait a blamod fool
young girl just bursting Into the f love , ndana'wMJh no has so long worn over the -Xtt '
ncsBof womanliood; BU0tt8 fr Ui9CT6 has given way to a groon ban- mmy railway trains
aud sported a wart on her nose J Ho frequently raises his band to p evidonco enough of tho ditll- fil0X be made an example of. The
My next partner was a blooming grass- hi 8 n(1 ttUy woarit aH solemn a J Uie young lm.nhad ftL e know one of them may
widow a fresh iftrrival .nd then , ree look a8 f he wore at a negro cainp rneet- JJ t Frftn being inter- fw Stonl . t Se United States navy,
ed. I began to JJneio ing. Owing to his appetite and the fine ;' (lb tho reporter, proved to bo as ro w i om ft .
ilI0ZtZZT foo'd served, be has made himself sick cyJo.JfM
several times. nur iVu vou inunauoio chuiu uu
he
8 Drue
1 con
a aoso. ,
"I seU baber colUrs 'or four cents a
box
brother!" and he rushed
fortra both fell against the hot
stove.
"Was be very
Honor of the witteii.
drunk?" asked his
dark brows indicate a man or positive
character. These Bix jurors ocoupy the
front seats.
Goorgo W. Gales, tno youngev nu m
lmr of the mrv. is -ii years ui ii-
1ms black hair and m
il.l ami tiorV. find
not look as if ho was entirely calm and
composed. Ho is rather handsomo in
bis appearance, is a machinest, and when
summoned to servo on tho jury was at
work in tho United Statos Navy-yard.
The fact that be has an insane unelo.an.
has been sick during the trial.has caused
some to think ho was auction vy t
ceedings
Thonin
advanced
forel
is
anil
or
l.-..'.. nnf
ho often leans back against tho sill.
shinding near mo was mmswi a uiu.,
but none of them dared to make the at
tempt. I saw tho man in the water being
curried toward tho boys again, but once
moro ho missed tho ropo. I become al
most frantic thru. What with fear for
the bovs and desiro to seo tho poor man
saved, I scarcely knew what to uo,
.,n i wnnieu iuv i'"jr n. .
.irui'iv y t
Of
all ho
Free Tross
Tt id nnnnlinnAd that a civil sorvioe re
form party has been started in Canada.
When a lot of folks foel that thoy must
lecture and writo essays, they're bound
to find someexouse for doing it.
Don't pity the poor little sparrows bo
cause the weather is severe. They don t
mind it. They won't freeze. Oh, no,
the weather will not exterminate them.
We shall havo to use guns to got rid or
the nuisances.
The rose of Jericho, which frequonta
bandy plaoos in Egypt, ya ano Arauw,
could and seeing him siaimniB WDon dry curls lisen up iuiu
w" ' ... . . ...v .. tint I . .. . . 1 & Amla u ill
, iniiiiiH " 18 tnu8 DIOWn buuuii uum """" -
there with his companion,
man to keep his courago,
and
amp
vears of age. He man to Keep nis cuun.p, .
Si,, ffiseyes 0 Taves Lught U
lattimes hedoos O" (1cad than ally
10
man in, looking more dca, than aiiye.
This timo tho lioys ioor umu u. .. .
dlo of the ropo, and each throw .out an
end. Tho sailor caught tho rope this
time, but tho boys hadn't strength to
null lnm nut of the water, and ho hadii t
I hadn t the nIft06. wi.ere jt unourls, the pods open,
r
and tuo seed is sown.
Tbe largost room in the world, under
one roof and unbroken by pillars, is at
St. Tetorsburg. By day it ib used for
military displays; by night for a vasl
ball-room. Twenty thousand wax tapers
aro requirod to light it
iodrhimseli ptheledgo
where they were standing. Bu tt ho boys iiorary ..Thunder
The Auburn prisoners have access to a
ns duuu
Dick; or
,,ni..hnw ereiit. along ino Hiippt'ij, "'i' - , t. nt. in t in eata-
inai,Wrkerwell
in years. Ho has a roummd r ' 1 him outof the water, and much pleasure ut; .
,ead, and tho lower pan oi taken to our house. Wo "Moral insanity, , U1 ,V"
hidden in bus y iroir y for long tim. ho would die u pUUWW
d muHtaciiH uuii, iuii"v - v .. ,v,.rm f renhico and nam ruuiuuB mm uy iuuuub wuawuv...
twelve inches in length. Mr. Hum- JXhim around at last. The deflntion is very objectionable. Lots of
:.. tn.tt. nt t in iviiiiiuw. uuu i : . . ...... .... t,i t m fii. n a nninnrr in uwu uw iu
i in the uisinui ut wi'""". , . i,;nvmnr,t. but that their cxcuhiv
expression and sleepy man- 3 jirido had not allowed them to over- MoBiora8 from Christian Byzintinm
iv a i. w ...... n - - . .
. . ... . Mn,iif in l.n rntAil
W1CK0U, W11UOIU ui;iu(j iouj -
morally inBane.
Tin Frit Hommol. in a defenoe oi tno
Somitzio race, emphasizes his assertion
that the haroin was uorroweu uy uio
bearded miner, uncouth, roughly dressod
tobacco slobbered, and very promno.
This was our first meeting, and I hoped
it would bo our last. ' )(
"There goes a hard-looking case, l
whispered, as the wifo of tho man who
killed the postmaster sailed by. one s
abad'un. .
"Yas," replied the man, iu
have the critter step on me. uut
nice target she would be for a poor
marksman 1
. -.1 l IUm.ii . . .. r . . ... i lnilrw?
To the right oi me ooioreu Kuuvi..-...- fa ,0 or tlmt ,mm aim uiunB .".,".",' " Vi, ..i.innljn of colonists
wJT n itmwner a well-known com- 4lwl nw,.rnil "Oh. we just kinder and thon from tbe paddocks oi coiomsis
man w th a round, Dam noun. much of how we were uimiB -v - -- -- , .i.linj.ni.
numbers capturod or shot every yoar, it
is estimated that there are something
liko one hundred thousand of them in
the two most populous colonies Vic
toria and New South Wales.
a litrlit mustache
The next jnror, Mr. Hoobs, is a plas
terer, and aged 1)3 years, being tho old
est member of tho fury. His thin side
whiHkers do not detract irom mo num-
anuiau . . . . , OT,irHnion of bis countenance,
Yes," I Baid and turned j j - - -j , , . d ttnJ rc(tting
tall, raw-boned oreaturo, sailing toward
n. auDDorted by a little man with sandy
. . . L . a l.to "Ha
whiskers anu reu iup uuwm.
comes the boss."
"How?" , . ,
"The boss, I say; ain't sho a lovely
chimpanzee ?"
"A what if '
"Chimpanzee
v.-.. on if in sorrowful reverie,
Ho is tho juror whose wife died two
weeks ago. For forty years ho and his
wife havo lived together in nun con
tentment, and when she died suddenly
and ho was summoned to her, .then nn
conseious.his grief was painful t behold.
Garibaldi and nis Sons.
The story of tbe cigar would bo in
complete, if I omitted to nenuuu u
little circumstance. Italians who do not
gamble are among the thriftiest of mer-
. . nA Aminntlt.IV
tals. and JNizzams arw i;i""7 j
Italian in this respect. ','Tr
l..l..o.1 i mun 1. lianoaiUl uiuao
Core for Drunkennesi
Dr. June, a prominent pujae.
ol two COmpieio on
sees
poor man, ne consmruu " -
est eoonomy was due to the dignity of
the cause ho represent, mm " -
t that of a habitual
ian of
oures of
in an extra-
the cases was
drunkard wbo was
picked out of the gutter by the police
and was handed over to the doctor s
trAftlment n the "uorrecuou u"i '
IT.. J, ma nt 1 111 lit flH if bo could give his
...i'.:i..i.iini:i,i,tn thn uroiM'edings, ,.. ,;. aif..Hi)et to have to
tt i....i nt rnn a mnmi nt uuu tuuu nnv.. . .....v. ... - . , , u4utl " - , .
UO Klttivu . I . . , . L n. n i ir 1 1 1. fill IHH Ilt.iir I. I . . ... ntlilH nvn QUO- UCttWUcm . - . .
i.r.i - i.:. .onii- ior mere ih r; . anniv ior a iwumuu. . nf fnnrteen davs. xne uoo
reaeiiiiu ui mo Tl. T,tlim- i a middlo-ngoa man, f. . - .,. i:;a ,,n Tfw,n ottl 8 deuis. coin- ior i-;..". - -- --- - - ,. , .
What is a chimpanzee r m growieu t. IVhat of a commission A "1 ',. icciotti has been do- tor at once ordoreii mat evcrvyuuv.v.
ii ln, honrv board I! V . ' ;.im.n of thofamilv. food or drinit given ui u
nierciiaut. uoimn . ...n genueu as mu Bu ----- . , , Bli(i;tion of whissy oi a not over-
and mustache, smooUi f,e ea a hug , , a son many a f liberal addition of
UUt Vt-i nwi"- -i . - . . . i WUU1U "V i
Asvioivr ..iu rpd fivoa crowinir large,
I saw that 1 had mado some mistake,
and hastened to explain.
Why why," 1 stammered, oacaing
off, "a chimpanzee is a loveiy creature
found in Africa-nothing so gorgeously
beautiful as a chimpanzee. That is the
highest compliment a lady can rcceiye.
ni. i" nn.l the man looked relieved.
Va.r think so mvself. stranger; sho's
a lovely chimpanzeer, she's my wifo.
Ax OmoiNAii Vaobakt. A shrewd
little fomalo scamp in St.Louis collected
about $50 during tho holidays from be
nevolent persons in the following wan
ner: She would get into a horso-car,
pay her fare, rido a long distance, and
tell the conductor to let her out at a
street remote from where the car was.
oji,. .nn im on the wrong car. three
j i j . , -
or
.mmul nf blessed wuu cuui- iuu"o" -i- , , . .t ;
V, .1.. I, a lmnnl .... i .. .i ...l .luirminO' 1 meat anu veKiiitu'" .-
eves, iio lrequeuuv ni. -o., - "V age. Kenorosity, iaiuu, --------o - and whisky was even m-
ino iwrar - i.t pu nir tne virtue . . -. ... .n,.,i
deemed a
and pays strict attention to
inCT.
,pi. iu ami lnm licen
most excellent one, being possessed of
more than ordinarysen.se. They were
selected from 15'J talesmen.
. . .1 w
Sep.. i-eclaimas their own, gSTofX fSS
of frugality and simphty. Te,lding. At first the man pro
tons to enjoy life; and has occasionally an ,a.,nK;lf h- Uj mVM witU bis
Hhowuthat his sympathies are rather c a mdd LJ t.nld always like
with tvrants who wasii meir uauu. iuu . - v . .wnRii,ifl nhvsician. The
uiih mtriots who don't. How he cap- to iiavo - ----- .
BVOIII1U U"J,
A "Taeiff
of applause'
I'aris actor,
each separate
the claque
...lifurv flerman atanuaru timi scuum. u-j, :,a.iim.
or ApptArHE."-A '-;f"-n'll-o! the enemy during nausea, and tne
Ur.aW" no la war is known to all; but it is not media e,y a, r
, detailing m " npra, v known how he added to me a meat ""7."., t,A .
clan and exciamuuuu u. ---- - . .. . nri,,nnlir dis- bv vomiting. 11 j w ;r
,C li-nnrvrnnnd ef ftp- grace of his exploit, by J" "LLnn,l increasing torment, and finally
Th mear If
fonr mi cs from Where youwauiw .1
nlanse costs four shillings, the price ris-
ttiH "llPflriV 1HUKU x.w"
RUU v '
claiming all the merit. - r:";-,"sl.nn,iT for relief.
Prussian commander ""--."- , lt tUe end of two weeks, though
" - - -- - . . 1 1 1 :il
mpon
commence
commuco tu ; J .... .hiUinas; while such exc
EJirttoV for to is "How amusingr
UCDO, WVU.U 1 -
benefit.
How clever he is!"
vary from twelve to fifteen shillings.
and foe, the young P 7.. RimJ.r
ts'ssst was m i
owed twenty-nve lire wutu.j.
character, and
the same way,
was
and
never 1