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About The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 4, 1882)
THE DETROIT SOLOHOJ. be posed in front .. ''BAT. .n h becan.as 0,Xiy that yon are ohargod I d life to know what has been .1 hen' I'll be BWan 10 KOBLon " I(Xltrv..nd give you little infer .tion You came to the city yesterday .ithaUdof produce. 'Ven. I uw that - lfly. yun boi'i ''.,";, a tinHt.and to ft e01 fl"".. n.iv ii.iiftv it was. boM it out ..a tn m .. l'"J" 'rn , the niaiket with we"' io - bock beer." " . i. i . ,. . . ... .... I.nn. YT111IMI ll.TCr T IfU "I dont sou ---7 ;r ink but yon wore BBieep u.,uo..v, JS of the saloon at ten o'clock that evening." .,., 4nd your pockets were empty iflnuit. ?COIS! I" "Thirty days, and may thia be a great moral warning to you in the fu ture." "I'll not remember it five minutes, your Honor, and it's a mane trick to lock np a man when election ia to come off." . "Fall back, Dennis." "I'll niver full on me back for nobody, and I won't be in that work-bonne Uo hours before me old woman will pay the foine." sturdily declared Dennis, as he disappeared in the corridor. WANTED Mill 1'A. Thia 'ere man." explained Bijali, as he brought out bis Brut prisoner, "has been hollering all the morning. Wanted his pa, 1 presume, replied his Honor. ila wanted evervtlunpr. Uo wanted water, breakfast, whisky, a lawyer, to got out, and I can't toll you how much more. Just before you came in ho offered me five dollars to let Inni go. ue Beems ro be a bad man your Honor.' "Ah! ha! Been trvins to bribe the po lice, have you, David Saundorson? That ments TTa vliaa anil riA Hhoked mo besido. -"- . , . . ..i.:u uut lor iny vuifebe mig"' vum u Tbe Men Wbo Conrlctefl Ualteaa. "Itsm. wrnuedthe conrtashe 5" a.HCuV rned to tbe prisoner, "that you have 00lmmot l6 jury. Mr. John T. at lklntlia.O" ' -. 1 .l .. IiaaiiAII Hamlin, is a wen Known buhiou .. Ho is a mild-uianuered inau of ii years, and may be regarded as the type of so eial geniality. He bus a prouiiueut fore head, well shaped head, tfr.iy hair and un.l litrlit pvi-s. He wears a turne lost a brother? "Yes, sir." "now long since?" "He left homo twenty yoara ago. "Well. I think I know where he is. One day last week I sent man wno looks just like you to the Work-House for sixty days." "Xes, sir, uut you And yon can go up mere mm iuu for him. It's a great place lor brothers to find each other." "Your Honor, can 1 1 ",.t n.,inv. Fall rifiht back or you'll bo too lato for breakfast up there. Your sentence is tho same sixty days. All iu the family, you eoo. Call the next." N. Y. Dispatch. black cloth suit, open vest, iuru uuu llar ami Mack tie. Ho holds in his imml a vollow cauo, with a carved horn handle, air. namuu or ivory weais a Two Urave lloji. Thero was a picturesque seono yester-; day morning on the bluff above lloviou' Deaeh.where lies the hull of the wrecked 1 1;.... ii... ,, 'rim i,itn Hmi of the nar row strip of bluff, and tho whiter broad (n dusters. Among other things, Eli lino ol surf, wero dottou wuu minima lomins surYivcu SELECTED JHSt'ELLASf . Mrs. Langtry gets a salary of $500 ft week. There are some good things about being handsomo. Thoyear 1881 was a year of many Tear- On lie aeh Habits ol ft Man of Dullness. He is strict in koeping ins engage ulewaut smile, and is withal digmuud. Mr. Frederick W. liraudenborg is a GermaB cigar makor, 43 years of age. He iu ttniull of statute, with a head of average Bizo dark brown hair and niustacho.lilue eves, high cheek bones, prominent nose and rounded forehead. Mr. Bran.bn berg wears a black suit, standing collar, and a small black cravat. He pays especial attention to tho proceeding, with folded arms, lie i . t i nnnur if lin occasionally leans lorwuru iu i.-ov ... and drifting pieces of tho wreck lm nnnHi III niirtions 01 I 111) gnngsof men wero collecting tho drift wood aud keeping o lookout for the bodies of tho missing sailors. On tho bluff were scattered about men, women, and children from the neighboring ranches. idW watching the men at work below, and earnestly talking over every incident of tho wreck. Tho shattered hull lay just beyond tho breakers, only a few projecting pieces above tho water do- I i..n Tim incident tllOKt talked about was Ilio saviug ui imi Mumjeiiriu ;lp "" .V u of threo of the wrecked crew by two folks who liavo uioa oi rcaaiug vuo duu- vouug men.Silan Hovioua and l'rank day papers of that city. Halo, each aged nineteen years, sons of Jiurftt llalstoad lws got into a torriblo neighboring ranchers. i gtato of mind over tno uuneau irmi, ami Tho story of tuoir adventures m uuu vi som0 0 his editorials reaa as vuuuBu Dr. Hrohm, manager of tho Hamburg Zoological Oardens.notiees that moukoys in the happy family department outlive the solitary prisoners. In France soup is extensively made by dissolving bones in a steam heat of two or threo day' continuance. If Cluiteau is insano, and if ho got his insanity from his father, it is probably the only thing ho ever came by honestly. Boston Star. 1 - .... Thero havo been thirty seven muruers I havo been n..l nf S t).85r Tin - . Shouldn't wonder. mora art ilril 1 tin-.n TIPll 111 U UU1U auuv i "'tthink Bavarian beer agroos yVell I declare! A man of my age to ff0tdrnnk and let himself be robbed? fiboysBnd the old woman won tbe Kv.it. there's my team? . look, bad as a starter." ... I jjinpioys nouuii.T iu - easily lo himself. Ijeaves noiuing unuuuu iuu be done, and which circumstances per mit him to do. ... Keens his designs and businoss lrom the view of others, yet ho is candid iw all. ' .... Is prompt and decisive wim nis cus tomers, and does not ovcrtrado his capi tis his dark, heavy simple heroism, aud should gain for tho u it Limsoif wroto them. isiauiBuur,H j ,nma ublo recognition. m, tu.,:. "If I was to be bung if I was to die ,rt. . i. Hm next minit. ia ueny iu buouiuu " i v ZtvouT ew David, as ho swung his arms about. f.WSSi1? "Did you make any offer at am" with "Yes. I did. I offered him a dollar to "ll" . I T . 1 hold his leei up nucnutuuw sv look at them, and that's why he's dowu T?iinh turned as red as arose under tbe scrutinizing glanoe of the court, and as ami tluin t B1I1UWU, I. r. mnn iniiin mustache asu rew..UB m 0 . mttnaged Ueiiry J. Bright is a retired merchant -.i ... r.n vim nf bl'o. Ho is fat nun vivi j - - .. fi:.. nml chubl'V. and gives indications of liv- .- ii. ll., i. Iii.'h forehead, eves . n-- . . ... wltlHKer.i, a in". mnli tlm hor6 uiia.isisted , and found their way to the house of Hovious. When they had told tho story of tho wreck, and wero being warmed and fed by Mrs. Hovious. tho boy Silas aud his ran to the odgo of tho uiuu, wuoro The United rresbytonan uuurcn oi Scotland has raised no less than io, 000.0(H) to 820,000,000 by subscription for different oojects wiiuiu iuo Hero I am. Highway man slid back into tho corridor and was commit" banging an empty barrel up and "Well, well. iftmlioaacroftlHiftta iVdrunk! And I was robbed! Au nii tmth" said here very drunk," resumed the court. HriouB cfse." "Ict possible realize it," replied -r . " ... . t " i CQSU IU CrCdlb Ub li nuivn, v. -y dl ,ent to sleep in a raudholel" "All "I wiueu i i n.. nM.rt "Yours is "Suv sauar. lemme sit down -nakiu tho knees as a baby! going to do with me? ..i..- ..... viitrt. ..r Tlimi't loiivfi it to me. sauar', I ,M so small and moan and ashamed that I'd willingly trade places with a mule, a:. nnnnr rend the prisoner a lecture omr.rance lasting three minutes, devoted two additional minutes to father- .Innrn tliA Htonfl tloOT. Well, David, you wore orougni in I'm as What aro What do you think S'ftWe.. and then told him to go. ?t7 JAs the prisoner was leaving the court y i mnatAyii hee i; , soma ot ine uovs .-r- the court( ff i,ia iiK ior mo smau i --- .7 .. . tVin t.riMnnfir. rhon T'll have to make you. Officer nlnnua utntl forWItrd." The officer swore that be bod never had i luck to handle a drunker man than TianM Raiirwlprsnn. xa..u J , . "It doesn t seem possible can i possi- i: 1,,1 llnvul "All on earth 1 dranK yesioruay "uo lc , .TJ -V. " ' V.ti.in. in it. t.roner ulaoe i i- ii nrriani rn TYi nnv ruv I iiur ra cim j iui -w i . I T.nriK HllIIIU iCn UUKmuw - i - i i . i I. tho depot, and then I took a glass of beer un town, and then I had a small glass of nn nr aaiiinir- and miiall ttrofits in credit iih litMn risk, to tho chance of better gains with more hazard. Ho is clear and explicit id an um eaius- ... . Ijeaves nothing oi ciium.-iihu. memory which he can aud ought to com mit to writing. Keeps coines of all his imporiant let ters which ho sends away, and has every letter, invoice, etc., belonging io ms business, titled, classed and pui ajr. Never suffers his dcsK to ue counmuu "r ------ . . 1. ........ ..M.1....I..I Ulllll oi iirowu, "Tr . . . . ' .. .:,i,.,K rounded fu.a gro.it mpumio u e r . goou f(jUowcd .1 , i .....Jin m una u nirtro iiipiiiii,iiuh i , , iuiniiiu.1 -i - - - ... . , m,,,n :m0 luifore any nuinan iurm a tendency to a double .clu... Hi . 'l surf, pitiful cries llirt num i ...i...o- , , Ci.i.j . . l,luf ueitru. otiin, nv i'"i bluff and almost clinging n tvmi.'iivj -- is parted on the left side 'rZlZT, iurcr. i. Zig.f..iao.,,li.r.t.n,;, VUltllvO wv m - - . it a merchant, over 00 years of ago. no generally n'sts his head on his hands, as if troubled or asleep, and it is fair to pre sume that bo has enjoyed many a refresh ing nap in tho court-room during tho trial. Ho has brown hair and whiskers, which, liko his hiar, is mixed with gray, and extends down his temples to his tl'ms left-hand neighbor is a voritablo t: .i in uimnn manner and be havior, vears forohoad ev to a plank and boiug tossed about in tho t IT. ...1.1 t.ia .1i.u.nvnrv but and- ntoxicated, i'fin'1 rnali7.ft that I Was. 1 act IS, 1 can remember everything that took place nnm .1 . off hi sum of $15, but bis anxiety to get home prevented him froin closing. um6iu. THE STRl'OGLH FOB BICHES. John Davis, a rag . .... nn Antnino street, and i,a in TtnflViln to-morrow, your Honor. i r:n..M a L-nifo-rrrlnder. was CODlinflr iTn rnii livfttllflfd ? Tiif worn nnlv twenty feet apart t An." , t.. L:.itaiiHift1 lificovereJ a I wQu TM1 rivn von a clianoe to evaciv nocket-book on tho walk between them. ate Detroit. If you are found here after Bath uttered a yell and made a rusu ai to-day I'll give you somoiuing w i- the same ins ant. and as 7 ber me oy. u - , .i .. ii. i. n nit an nnn vri 1 inn 1 1 1 1 if inn 1 1 Ttrnn w. 1 1 n v ti d uuu . i fnnrriir iiun fill m . i uui nutu nimnvioii i ihvi i un 110 uuiiiv vw Is always at tho head of bis I'usiuess ii i. 41...t if In. lenves it. 11 Will . WCJi. 11UIB "'" " I nivna leave him. diirk blue clothing an Holds it as a maxim, that he whose " cmati ftU ornmpi0d and orodit is suspected is not to be trusted. tM around a gUnding collar. Balances regularly at siaieu uuioo. u - f ieT re8t8 his hand on me then makes out and transmits an ms .-o( ft poli(tued black haw- not unf requonuy wiaen the prisoner and mo can remember everytumgiuav won in, - - - .- .mftra i,ni, curiou neuu Sn"l supposed all the time that tbe offl- accounts current to bis customers, both cftne( anJ J yoars. Tho American Board of Commission ers for Foreign Missions received.within tho year past, 8102,380 from differont women's societies, and 85,370 from Sun day schools. During tho year ending May 20, 1881, houses at Bristol, England, and soveral missionary object, tho extraordinary sum of 5101,500. Tho Philadelphia Sows says: "Boston hroakers. Ho to d his uiscovorjr, uuv gins ure m-fwb ----- nrno of tho mon dared to attempt the Wyldo with open arms," thus eneour- desccut of the cliff to tho forlorn hope aging the entiro male sex to permute of rescuing tho man. Silas, after wait- Oscar. ing a moment, said, -aiuinur, i cum Cardinal Manning nas umm mm bear to hear tho mau's eries," and before geif in (UTor of legislation to put down be could be stopped, threw off his coat intemperance, maintaining that moral means havo been tried cnougu aim yruvcu inanlVunnnt. Halo. Htnnding on tho ueaeu Tu0 Lutheran Insuranco league nas tuo resi oi nnw -i,out four hundred and liny mem- OJganization given idows of departed that Oen. Daniel for tho 810,000 prizo . . 1. ..At. uha .1...W. llll.rO I .. I 1.nmlu.n.Aut. Tfflin 111 narrow ledgo oi rmik j ouered ior tuo iiukuo"""- - over which tho waves break, l'rank Hale AmorjCa, unless he effeots on arrange- inrowu up tij ment to pair oil wuu ex-aoumur tm. iieriniew !.:. frninhod at railway one end of it out to tho sailor. He nmdo rc8tftUrantll Bre not for peoplo to wiiw I vnnnir i - iu i HnotACi nv n rn. iiuviuuo fcw mi 1 1 i nnrri or h it riii-tii - tu i i toivi i t , nwui ":u'V .".D' . ;i. ut,.ri l.r9.and has since its of ago. Mr. lAngiey .- w. m,t down there I do (H.o to 37 w , dark hair, whitened wuu ago, 'V. " 'sj- "You can see for V es and heavy frows, am. n. . tt couldn't climb there. T7 nderstood Bvidcnoa of intelligent ftwenuon. " . , ,10..iin,i tlmt m " " (1 I UUl, D g going it Btrong when an oflloer como put bis legs in motion for the depot along and toot ootu unuer ma uwwt, anil afterward proved to them that tho not onlv empty, but ti.nt it fts nailed down to the walK. "John Davis, what have you to say about this ?" asked tbe court. "I was onlv fooling, sir. I knew the .n. ,!. tinilnd down, but I wanted to !,.., a littln fnn with the knifo- U9TB w -" " . 1 . 4. anw I (irl 'And what nave you gu .nmtnnilnlinn in HtOnOV lUattCrS, law suits where there is the least hazard. He is economical in bis expenditure, always living within bis income. . kaotih a memoranduiu " nocket. in which he notes every rarticu- . . . Ia flU)t n0 lar relative to appointments, audre8sea nn '0 tho jury has finer or smoother and petty cash matters. features than Mr. Sheehan. Ho looks as Is cautious now no ueuuuw . . , ..oorao to a conclusion, anu for any person. id not Care much about oituor tho And gonerous wuon urgou uj ...v. . t testimony of witnesses or ar- of humanity. . ,,. eumont of counsel. His hair is close A sacred regard ro iub - nl the blue eyes shadod uy . . T.:.il.mnn III 1 Tn lliH TlCTllt 18 BUOIUUr xiiauuiuu, -- ...... .. I 1, -..n nmtin. I 1V11H Ma Sheehan a well-to-do . 47 '-1 tKoankles yearB of ago. Ho has re. dish -Un ted ipm out with'hii... I Lair of fine fiber, and side whiskers He ul urau w gQ has a lino and honest express10u m u " - - , , , b Ouo Imin ,. for it. but missed it, and the back I . )h .puov re Biranly door ..nrmtifc carried him out of reach. The ... , escaped from their proper positions .....v.. brmiirlit him iu almost tothoir llU.b " w ' " ...-.n--- , . X n its to the principloai iustico forms the basis of every trans- .. . I ... ii.- liko to haf a lcedle fun, Miller?" "Vheli; I Tinn't Vilnme von a bit. I liko to see nvorvbodv f nnnv. It must have been an - .fi.iwnTinv timo when vou wore roll ing around in tho mud and blacking each .P . T-i. t. : ! other 8 eyes, jonu juyio i "Yes, sir." "You aro fined five dollars. "For what?" n , . "For leoling Tunny. Carl Miller ! "Dot's me." , nvi. d tinnil fivo dollars, also. "Ish dot pecause I felt funny, too ?" "K.irncHv." Both paid their fines, and as thoy were ready to go, His Honor said: 'if thppA is nnv more trouble between tlm fines will bo doublod. Next time you feel funny you'd better wait nn.l son whnl iPr it IS UOllOd UOWn Of not." A MODEL MAM. "Morninir." saluted Henry Starling as UnfnrA tlm bar. UO Ulliuuvuu ...v,. - . i unllVyU iviiua "Fine morning," ho continued action, aud regulates the conuuci oiiuo tt wi-o,i Ktadilv at him without ;i,. i,Hinpss. replying. , . ., Let a man act strictly to those habits; "ilow soon can x iuvu . i wuon 0nce ucgun wui uo cuanj - i l.i Aa ii.a cilAnrA lencrthenea. a :M A,.a. rnmamhorina' that be bath "Henry Starling," said nw lienor, n0 prolit8 by his pains whom rroviuout i.:. ,it v..ic "if vou badn t been f maimr ATI .1 success will attend accidentally discovered ai ii u hia efforts. or..i Lrmiolit in here, vou would have been frozen as stiff as a pokor by A uptake. daylight this morning.' "1 would, eur " ... .imi TVfi ulent out of doors with the thermometor showing sixteen degrees below zero. "That proves what a tougu case you vmi warn .mi 11 1 uuu. T Inn't. know anvtning auom urn., Says a correspondent: It happened in a rough mining town in Colorado. There waa a grand ball at the ranch of yhisky Jack, a well-known charactor in the "diggings," and the "elito"of the dis trict responded to the call in full force. held in a rickety old barn ' I 111U t'lMl VI " . , 1 but I know that I was very tired. I left belonging to tho host, and what wuu a .IV X wlhinmachinein a store faw rbed strips of flannel, a grotesque ,uiuv.v.- il.u ....- n,,r,(o in rnuPH in thn mornine. and wuen i weui iit. accumuiauuu ui for it I lost tho place. I'll bet 1 waiKed fifty miles yesterday." "When did you leave iuo iuiw , f "About ton o'clock in the morning. ' "And when did you begin to get drunk?" "About eleven.' , "That's correct. At noon you entered an undertaker's shop on Grand River o,.,i Btartdd to carry off a casket, and a row of dripping candles the appointments of tho place were perfect. My first part ner in the giddy dance was the wife of the man who killed the village postmas tpr because he refused him a letter; sho ho often leans back against tho sill. ; ftof that , His right-hand neighbor lUlph Worm- """ rt .Jlont tlmt Mrs. .Uoviu and a n loy, a veritable spec men o Mho negroi "- witU heBitf of Mr ' 7f 7.Trnn,l fortv. and danced with a laborer, Vnuik Ualo, were very l-rouu ... g "a ,V. i ,.a with pontics in mo the grace of a cow. iujr icnr ui. ;i iii-nainful tho daughter of this charming pair, a i8Pa'nf"' BHOItT AND BWEET. "Henry Tillman, the police have been . ater you vore beard waicuing vou ior u iuuuiu. "Yes. sir." "And they have finally run you in as a vagrant. "Yes, sir." "Have you any defense?" "Then you will be retired from the earn nml duties of public life for the space of ninety days. ' "Just so." "And you have exactly fourteen min utes by the clock to scrub your faoe, comb your hair and prepare to make a good impression on the officials at the Work House. Fall back." HE HAD A PLAN. "Is this Dennis O'Connor?" queried his Honor of the next. "It is, your Honor." "And how do you plead?" "I plead for some breakfast. I never wa9 so hungry in my life." "You were arrested for being drunk and breaking a window." "That's not mo at all, Bir. Whenever I cet drunk L co home and smash my own furniture, instead of hurting any body else s. "f nmAfis vnn are the man. Dennis. Here's the officer who arrested you, and hern's tho owner of tho window. "Well, maybe I'm guilty, your Honor, and it s sorry I am. "Tloimir anrrv ttWt help tll6 Case, Dnnnia Vnn nro a. hard drinker, and ! have let you off twice." . "I was thinking it all over, your Honor, and I've got a plan. You let me off this timo and I'll go to Chicago. If I don't vou can double on me next time I'll frivA thi man m V note for damages and tlm nfTii-nr who arrested me shall lmro a nlnao nf lieor fnr hill tronblo." "Can't do it. Dennis. What did I tell t it nomethinflr about the weather iT9" "T tni.i vnn if vnn came here again this fall I'd be obliged to" "Rnt it winter, vonr Honor. ' "Thn it in tho winter of vour discon tent. Can you raise fivo dollars?" "Tf van trim mi a week." "Dnnnin vnn'll hftTO to CO UP for thirty davs." "Make it a day and a half." claiming that it was your lost model. An iw.n. itm vnn wore heard of on con gress street, trying to make a grocer be lieve that a vest button was a fivo-dol ar gold-piece. You had a regular old fashioned lark." . "Well, raavbo I did, and Im much obliged to you all. If any of you como up to Saginaw, inquire for Hank Star-t:i- i. nnt. wash nir machine-fiend, and I'll show you the sights and treat you well. Good-bye, Judge. , "Don't b3 quite bo fast, pnwner-1 haven't got through with you yet. ?ou are going to remain in Detroit for thirty dayslonger." "At a noieu "No." "Where then?" "At the work house. "Great Scots! am I sent up.' (IVVI1 AM " "I will never live through it-nevcr i ..tvu rlooth mnst come io uu, f,"" n. rit "V ease lau uacn. u'" your ticket before the rush begins and if you want to wash your face B.jah will i..L;i. n bnr-soao and a piece of luruiDu j f. woollen blanket. on T.nvn LOST liKumu. t endnn entered a store on jaiueo , . , .n on. Tflrrnn avenue wuu a uurrwu d.p wild look and lnqmreu iui t -i fetor. . . f ,ia ,-n ..t-. rimntQ nn nuioruurtu UO UU r. -lit. Baris for only four dollars? qucnou . latter as he harrieo lorwmu. ..Lv. i..i tiered James, as US lie. ...... - , . . t:if Vitr hnncrinz to me steadied uiuitn j " - C"Maybe you like to examine undershirts for twenty-five cenU? 1 Xl - n.lll.ir.t WdoXyo'u know me?" called J i Mil vou der werry best aooks in der market for only fcn cents a Sr Shnrtlook .fern! Wanderbuil and Shay Gould buys shust such socks t nnticeablo. Tho greasy I 1 .. i t i. i1vintni-n was ..t t.i -ij,nnHnni wait a blamod fool young girl just bursting Into the f love , ndana'wMJh no has so long worn over the -Xtt ' ncsBof womanliood; BU0tt8 fr Ui9CT6 has given way to a groon ban- mmy railway trains aud sported a wart on her nose J Ho frequently raises his band to p evidonco enough of tho ditll- fil0X be made an example of. The My next partner was a blooming grass- hi 8 n(1 ttUy woarit aH solemn a J Uie young lm.nhad ftL e know one of them may widow a fresh iftrrival .nd then , ree look a8 f he wore at a negro cainp rneet- JJ t Frftn being inter- fw Stonl . t Se United States navy, ed. I began to JJneio ing. Owing to his appetite and the fine ;' (lb tho reporter, proved to bo as ro w i om ft . ilI0ZtZZT foo'd served, be has made himself sick cyJo.JfM several times. nur iVu vou inunauoio chuiu uu he 8 Drue 1 con a aoso. , "I seU baber colUrs 'or four cents a box brother!" and he rushed fortra both fell against the hot stove. "Was be very Honor of the witteii. drunk?" asked his dark brows indicate a man or positive character. These Bix jurors ocoupy the front seats. Goorgo W. Gales, tno youngev nu m lmr of the mrv. is -ii years ui ii- 1ms black hair and m il.l ami tiorV. find not look as if ho was entirely calm and composed. Ho is rather handsomo in bis appearance, is a machinest, and when summoned to servo on tho jury was at work in tho United Statos Navy-yard. The fact that be has an insane unelo.an. has been sick during the trial.has caused some to think ho was auction vy t ceedings Thonin advanced forel is anil or l.-..'.. nnf ho often leans back against tho sill. shinding near mo was mmswi a uiu., but none of them dared to make the at tempt. I saw tho man in the water being curried toward tho boys again, but once moro ho missed tho ropo. I become al most frantic thru. What with fear for the bovs and desiro to seo tho poor man saved, I scarcely knew what to uo, .,n i wnnieu iuv i'"jr n. . .irui'iv y t Of all ho Free Tross Tt id nnnnlinnAd that a civil sorvioe re form party has been started in Canada. When a lot of folks foel that thoy must lecture and writo essays, they're bound to find someexouse for doing it. Don't pity the poor little sparrows bo cause the weather is severe. They don t mind it. They won't freeze. Oh, no, the weather will not exterminate them. We shall havo to use guns to got rid or the nuisances. The rose of Jericho, which frequonta bandy plaoos in Egypt, ya ano Arauw, could and seeing him siaimniB WDon dry curls lisen up iuiu w" ' ... . . ...v .. tint I . .. . . 1 & Amla u ill , iniiiiiH " 18 tnu8 DIOWn buuuii uum """" - there with his companion, man to keep his courago, and amp vears of age. He man to Keep nis cuun.p, . Si,, ffiseyes 0 Taves Lught U lattimes hedoos O" (1cad than ally 10 man in, looking more dca, than aiiye. This timo tho lioys ioor umu u. .. . dlo of the ropo, and each throw .out an end. Tho sailor caught tho rope this time, but tho boys hadn't strength to null lnm nut of the water, and ho hadii t I hadn t the nIft06. wi.ere jt unourls, the pods open, r and tuo seed is sown. Tbe largost room in the world, under one roof and unbroken by pillars, is at St. Tetorsburg. By day it ib used for military displays; by night for a vasl ball-room. Twenty thousand wax tapers aro requirod to light it iodrhimseli ptheledgo where they were standing. Bu tt ho boys iiorary ..Thunder The Auburn prisoners have access to a ns duuu Dick; or ,,ni..hnw ereiit. along ino Hiippt'ij, "'i' - , t. nt. in t in eata- inai,Wrkerwell in years. Ho has a roummd r ' 1 him outof the water, and much pleasure ut; . ,ead, and tho lower pan oi taken to our house. Wo "Moral insanity, , U1 ,V" hidden in bus y iroir y for long tim. ho would die u pUUWW d muHtaciiH uuii, iuii"v - v .. ,v,.rm f renhico and nam ruuiuuB mm uy iuuuub wuawuv... twelve inches in length. Mr. Hum- JXhim around at last. The deflntion is very objectionable. Lots of :.. tn.tt. nt t in iviiiiiuw. uuu i : . . ...... .... t,i t m fii. n a nninnrr in uwu uw iu i in the uisinui ut wi'""". , . i,;nvmnr,t. but that their cxcuhiv expression and sleepy man- 3 jirido had not allowed them to over- MoBiora8 from Christian Byzintinm iv a i. w ...... n - - . . . . ... . Mn,iif in l.n rntAil W1CK0U, W11UOIU ui;iu(j iouj - morally inBane. Tin Frit Hommol. in a defenoe oi tno Somitzio race, emphasizes his assertion that the haroin was uorroweu uy uio bearded miner, uncouth, roughly dressod tobacco slobbered, and very promno. This was our first meeting, and I hoped it would bo our last. ' )( "There goes a hard-looking case, l whispered, as the wifo of tho man who killed the postmaster sailed by. one s abad'un. . "Yas," replied the man, iu have the critter step on me. uut nice target she would be for a poor marksman 1 . -.1 l IUm.ii . . .. r . . ... i lnilrw? To the right oi me ooioreu Kuuvi..-...- fa ,0 or tlmt ,mm aim uiunB .".,".",' " Vi, ..i.innljn of colonists wJT n itmwner a well-known com- 4lwl nw,.rnil "Oh. we just kinder and thon from tbe paddocks oi coiomsis man w th a round, Dam noun. much of how we were uimiB -v - -- -- , .i.linj.ni. numbers capturod or shot every yoar, it is estimated that there are something liko one hundred thousand of them in the two most populous colonies Vic toria and New South Wales. a litrlit mustache The next jnror, Mr. Hoobs, is a plas terer, and aged 1)3 years, being tho old est member of tho fury. His thin side whiHkers do not detract irom mo num- anuiau . . . . , OT,irHnion of bis countenance, Yes," I Baid and turned j j - - -j , , . d ttnJ rc(tting tall, raw-boned oreaturo, sailing toward n. auDDorted by a little man with sandy . . . L . a l.to "Ha whiskers anu reu iup uuwm. comes the boss." "How?" , . , "The boss, I say; ain't sho a lovely chimpanzee ?" "A what if ' "Chimpanzee v.-.. on if in sorrowful reverie, Ho is tho juror whose wife died two weeks ago. For forty years ho and his wife havo lived together in nun con tentment, and when she died suddenly and ho was summoned to her, .then nn conseious.his grief was painful t behold. Garibaldi and nis Sons. The story of tbe cigar would bo in complete, if I omitted to nenuuu u little circumstance. Italians who do not gamble are among the thriftiest of mer- . . nA Aminntlt.IV tals. and JNizzams arw i;i""7 j Italian in this respect. ','Tr l..l..o.1 i mun 1. lianoaiUl uiuao Core for Drunkennesi Dr. June, a prominent pujae. ol two COmpieio on sees poor man, ne consmruu " - est eoonomy was due to the dignity of the cause ho represent, mm " - t that of a habitual ian of oures of in an extra- the cases was drunkard wbo was picked out of the gutter by the police and was handed over to the doctor s trAftlment n the "uorrecuou u"i ' IT.. J, ma nt 1 111 lit flH if bo could give his ...i'.:i..i.iini:i,i,tn thn uroiM'edings, ,.. ,;. aif..Hi)et to have to tt i....i nt rnn a mnmi nt uuu tuuu nnv.. . .....v. ... - . , , u4utl " - , . UO Klttivu . I . . , . L n. n i ir 1 1 1. fill IHH Ilt.iir I. I . . ... ntlilH nvn QUO- UCttWUcm . - . . i.r.i - i.:. .onii- ior mere ih r; . anniv ior a iwumuu. . nf fnnrteen davs. xne uoo reaeiiiiu ui mo Tl. T,tlim- i a middlo-ngoa man, f. . - .,. i:;a ,,n Tfw,n ottl 8 deuis. coin- ior i-;..". - -- --- - - ,. , . What is a chimpanzee r m growieu t. IVhat of a commission A "1 ',. icciotti has been do- tor at once ordoreii mat evcrvyuuv.v. ii ln, honrv board I! V . ' ;.im.n of thofamilv. food or drinit given ui u nierciiaut. uoimn . ...n genueu as mu Bu ----- . , , Bli(i;tion of whissy oi a not over- and mustache, smooUi f,e ea a hug , , a son many a f liberal addition of UUt Vt-i nwi"- -i . - . . . i WUU1U "V i Asvioivr ..iu rpd fivoa crowinir large, I saw that 1 had mado some mistake, and hastened to explain. Why why," 1 stammered, oacaing off, "a chimpanzee is a loveiy creature found in Africa-nothing so gorgeously beautiful as a chimpanzee. That is the highest compliment a lady can rcceiye. ni. i" nn.l the man looked relieved. Va.r think so mvself. stranger; sho's a lovely chimpanzeer, she's my wifo. Ax OmoiNAii Vaobakt. A shrewd little fomalo scamp in St.Louis collected about $50 during tho holidays from be nevolent persons in the following wan ner: She would get into a horso-car, pay her fare, rido a long distance, and tell the conductor to let her out at a street remote from where the car was. oji,. .nn im on the wrong car. three j i j . , - or .mmul nf blessed wuu cuui- iuu"o" -i- , , . .t ; V, .1.. I, a lmnnl .... i .. .i ...l .luirminO' 1 meat anu veKiiitu'" .- eves, iio lrequeuuv ni. -o., - "V age. Kenorosity, iaiuu, --------o - and whisky was even m- ino iwrar - i.t pu nir tne virtue . . -. ... .n,.,i deemed a and pays strict attention to inCT. ,pi. iu ami lnm licen most excellent one, being possessed of more than ordinarysen.se. They were selected from 15'J talesmen. . . .1 w Sep.. i-eclaimas their own, gSTofX fSS of frugality and simphty. Te,lding. At first the man pro tons to enjoy life; and has occasionally an ,a.,nK;lf h- Uj mVM witU bis Hhowuthat his sympathies are rather c a mdd LJ t.nld always like with tvrants who wasii meir uauu. iuu . - v . .wnRii,ifl nhvsician. The uiih mtriots who don't. How he cap- to iiavo - ----- . BVOIII1U U"J, A "Taeiff of applause' I'aris actor, each separate the claque ...lifurv flerman atanuaru timi scuum. u-j, :,a.iim. or ApptArHE."-A '-;f"-n'll-o! the enemy during nausea, and tne Ur.aW" no la war is known to all; but it is not media e,y a, r , detailing m " npra, v known how he added to me a meat ""7."., t,A . clan and exciamuuuu u. ---- - . .. . nri,,nnlir dis- bv vomiting. 11 j w ;r ,C li-nnrvrnnnd ef ftp- grace of his exploit, by J" "LLnn,l increasing torment, and finally Th mear If fonr mi cs from Where youwauiw .1 nlanse costs four shillings, the price ris- ttiH "llPflriV 1HUKU x.w" RUU v ' claiming all the merit. - r:";-,"sl.nn,iT for relief. Prussian commander ""--."- , lt tUe end of two weeks, though " - - -- - . . 1 1 1 :il mpon commence commuco tu ; J .... .hiUinas; while such exc EJirttoV for to is "How amusingr UCDO, WVU.U 1 - benefit. How clever he is!" vary from twelve to fifteen shillings. and foe, the young P 7.. RimJ.r ts'ssst was m i owed twenty-nve lire wutu.j. character, and the same way, was and never 1