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TWO TRUTHS. . rjarlla said, "Inavsr meant ' To hurt yon," and bin ijm graw wfflj "I would not bart you for I !) worldl Am 1 10 blm If I lorxttT" "Forelvt ro eelnnh team' lb or ltd, Korglv! I SDOwluatUwaa Dot That you would mean to bart m, lore, I knew It wh tbl you forgot!" But nil tbm,dep In her heart Kaukla thi tbouDt, and riuklaiyel, When loTe li at tta bit, one love Bo raucb that b.cannoWorj.t 05LY KITTI. BY ETHELIHD BAI, Portland Iveolnf Telegram. . Come around to dinner to-morrow af ternoon Earl," said Alfred Summers as he was parting with his friend, Earl Stanhope. "We dine at three-will you 00ID6? "Thanks! With pleasure!" ropliod Mr. Stanhope, with the peculiarly winning emilo which belonged to him alone. I will try to be punctual." "My sinters have iust returned from Europe you know, went on Alfred, "and I am sure you will admire Helen s drawing; and if you like music you will Ko wild over Clara's playing, for she is a fine musician. Ta-ta, old fellow! be sure to come!" . , And the two frionds parted with a warm band ol, sp. They had been school matos and collego chums togethor, and were still the best and warmest of friends, although Alfred was only a poor, young barrister, whilo his friend was very wealthy and very idle, and spent the greater portion of his time in traveling. Alfred's parents were dead, and he supported not only hintsolf, but also his sisters, and it was chiefly this fact', together with his strength and inde pendence of character that causod Mr. Stanhopo to regard him warmly as a iriond. ; , , . He looked forward with pleasure to his meeting with Alfred's sisters; he had hoard so much about them their praises had been so constantly sung by thoir brother that he would have been more than human had he not folt a little thrill of pleasure In tho thought of mooting thorn. 80 he sauntered back to his hotel, smoking a cigar, his mind filled with pleusant thoughts of the morrow. "Girls," said Alfred delightedly at supper that ovoning, "I invited Earl Stanhope to dinner to-morrow, and he Accopted very ougorly, I think. I am .sure you will all like him." "Earl Stanhope!" echoed Clara, a tall, beautiful blonde, her face lighting with pleasure. "Doarmel I am so glad! I must practice Borne now pieces, and Kitty' turning to her youngost sister . who sat lhind the toa-urn "you must not forgot to arrange my niusio nicely I never could mako things look noot or re .spoctablo. I was never intended to do housework I care for nothing but niusio it is my greatest delight." "And a great pleasure to us, too, .doar," said Alfred with a fond, admiring ,glanto at his pretty sister. "I am sure you will do a groat doal of good in tho -world just by cheoring others with your .beautiful music!" "I wondor why Earl Stanhope doos not marry," said Holon, a piquant, vivacious brunotto, tossing back her curls. "He must bo thirty by this time. I wonder if he will admire my drawings! O, by the way, Kitty, you must do my lair up 011 curling-pins to night the curl is qijite ont of it; I do look horrid without my hair curled." "Earl admires long curls," romarkod Alfred, smiling across the table at Helen, "I hopo yon will try to please him, girls, bo he will come agaiu.' "Oh, yos," said Clara, with a languid smile, "I will play for him, and Helen can show him her drawing and her curls, .and Kitty can lot me seo oh, yes! Kitty can superintend the dinner. What a shame it is Kitty is so plain, and has no accomplishments! Do toll mo, Alfred, when yon are going over the list of your siHters charms, for Mr. Stanhope's ben efit, what do you ftud to say for Kitty ?" Alfrod's fane looked a little blank. "I don't bolievo I ever mentioned her to him," ho said, half apologetically. "Hut yon see, Kitty, dear," turning to his youngest sister "there is so little to toll about you. You don't play, you -don't draw,' or paint, you in fact, yon have no accomplishments t all!" "Indood, you'ro mistaken, sir," re torted Kitty, smiling saucily to hido the bitter pain in her heart, "I cau make cakes and pies, aud I oan I can darn atwkiiujsY1 she concluded triumphantly. "And you can iron shirt," said her brother affectionately. "Yes, dear, I know yon are ono of the M and most tuejul little girls in the world, and oan do all kinds of housework, but you see suoh things are not much to botwt of to a rich follow like Stanhopo, who wants an accomplished wifo, and not one to do his woik.,r , ,. , "Well," said Kitty, rising, with a little sigh, "I wish I could play aud draw, aud do all sorts of nice thiugs, but I wish it for my own sake and gratification, and not Mr. Stanhope's!" When Mr. Stanhope rang tho bell at the Summers mausion, the following afternoon, the door was opened by a aaucy, young lady, with brown hair, and most decidedly mischievous, brown eyes, who showed him into the parlor, aud withdrew with a graceful courtesy. "Too pretty aud self -possessed for a servant,' was Earl's unspoken commeut. Alfred came in soon after, and intro duced his two sisters who had "just re turned from Europe," and to save him, Earl could not but be conscious of a little chill of disappointment. To be sure, Clara's exocution was superb, though lacking expression; and he courageously murmured his admira tion over Helen's drawing, though her mountains itrre Up-heavy and looked dangorous; and he tried to not wonder who titer her hair was naturally curly! but all tho same he was a little bit dis appointed in his friend's sisters. Just before dinner, the door opened .quietly, and the same little, brown eyed, young lady, who had first met him, entered, and Alfred said carelessly: "My youngest sister, Kitty, Earl!" Kitty gave him her band, with a aaucy, upward glance, and Mr. Stan hope exclaimed in amaaernent, "Why, Alfred, bow is it you never sjwke of Miss Kitty, when talking of your sis tersyou have never mentioned her." Alfred colored deeply, but Kitty, pitying his confusion, exclaimed, with her sunny smile, "Oh, you will sot wonder that he did not mention me.when you have known me a little while, Mr. Stanhope. I am only Kitty, you know, and I am not at all smart or clever. But I didn't come in to tell you thia dinner is ready, Alfred!" "Why didn't yoa let Mary announce dinner?" inquired Clara, languidly. "I was afraid she couldn't do it in style!" retorted Kitty, the comers of her mouth twitching mirthfully. "She is not used to it, you know, Clara!" And, as Clara and Helen flushed crimson, Kitty could not help stealing a saucy glance at Earl, and was rewarded by a knowing, mischevious reply from his dark eyes. . All during the dinner hour, Kitty kept making the most horrible "breaks, ' as Clara termed them, frequently caus ing her stylish sisters, the greatest con sternation. ' Once, Mr. Stanhope said something in praise of the cocoanut cake, and instead of maintaining a discreet silence, as a well-bred young lady would have done, Kitty exclaimed, innocently, "O, do you like it.? I'm so glad I made it! We only have one servant, you know," she went on, pretending to not notice her sisters' frowns and confusion, "and I have to help her a good deal I made those rolls, too arn't they nico?" "You're a regular goose I'm ashamed of youl exclaimed Clara, after their guest had dopartod. "The idea of open ing the door yourself, and confessing that we only have one servant and he is so rich and stylish!" "Well," said Kitty, coolly, "whon any one is as poor as Job's turkey, and every body knows it, I don't see the sense of putting on 'airs'! If Mr. Stanhope don't like to come here because we only have one servant, he'll have to stay away and that's all thore is about it!" - However, it soon became apparent that Mr. Stanhope did like to "ooine here," as Kitty expressed it, and almost every evening found him sitting in the little parlor, listening politely to Clara's music, and admiring, with real wondor, Helen's drawings, while Alfred smoked out on the piazza, and wondered which of his two brilliant sisters would win the prize; and Kitty sweot, saucy, inde pendent little Kitty sat off in a corner, and worked at her embroidery, occasion ally throwing little, mischievous, wicked glances at Earl from under her long, brown lashes, whon Clara would inno cently make some very conceited remark about herself, or when Helen would get off one of her long French words. Atid onoe, after a great deal of coaxing and teasing, Mr. Stanhope persuaded her to loave her quiet oorner and sing for him; and, though the girls looked horri fied, she bravely wont to the piano, and, playing a soft, low accompaniment, sang that sweetest of old love songs, ."Then You'll Remember Me" sang it with such pathos and expression as Earl had never heard it sung before; and Alfred came in, smiling with pleasure, but stopped short whon he saw Kitty, and said, "Why, is that only Kitty singing? I was sure it was Clara!" But, after that one evening, Kittv nover came into the parlor whon Earl called. He asked for her repeatedly, but she was always "engaged," or had a "headache," as the girls said. Early one morning ho was passing the house, and saw Kitty out in the garden gathering flowers for the breakfast table. It had now been three weeks since he saw her last, and he was really quite sur prised at his pleasure in meeting her. She turned at his approach, and a soft, dolicate color s u flu sod her face, and hor eyes foil, as ho took hor hand and re tained it for a moment. "Why have I not seen you lately?" he askod, reprooohfully. "I have asked for yon so often, and you wore always 'en gaged.'" Kitty gave a slight start of surprise, which was not lost upon Earl. "I have boen rather busy," she said, slowly; thon, with a startled look, she said, hurriedly, "0, Mr. Stanhope, there is Clara I Please lot me go !" "Confound Clara!" muttered Earl, under his moustache, and, still holding Kitty's fluttering little hand, "When shall I see you again, Kitty?" "I don't know, Mr. Stanhope," sho faltered. "Will you meet me over there undor the willow to-night?" ho askod, eagerly. "I won't promise," sho answered, saucily, "Then I will not let you go." "Oh, yes.vcs.I will promisol"she cried, hastily. 'Tlease leave me and go to Clara; she will be so angry." And with a warm pressure of the little haud he left her. "O, Mr. Stanhope," said Clara, as he approached, "I am so glad you came. Helen and I are going down the river for water lilies, and you must go with us you will, I am sure that's a good fel low." Earl consented, smiling down into Clara's face, and thinking what a very pretty girl she was. He almost wished lie had not askod Kitty to meet him un der the w illow that night. And after all, what had he asked her for? Sho was only a sweet, sucy, independent little thing, aud it would be impossible to fall in love with her, oven though she teas so good and sweet; so what was the use of meeting her? He returned from tho excursion after water lilies in a rather unen viable state of mind. He was half tempted to ask Clara to marry him she was so pretty, so regal, t accomplished, and he would feel so proud when introducing her as his "wife." However, he concluded to "think about it," aud declining Clara's invitation to supper, turned aud left her; but when ho reached the gate he suddenly remem bered that he had forgotten his cane, and hastily retracing his steps, was in the act of stepping through the low, French window, when he heard his own name mentioned, and, pausing involuntarily, listened. "I say, Kitty, you shall not come in the parlor this evening," said Clara's clear, distinct voice. "Earl Stanhope came very near proposing to-day, and I Lmnt he will to-night." "Are vou quite sure he is coming this evening" asked Kitty's low, tremulous voioe. "Of course I am. He said so." "Then." said Kitty, quietly, "I will not disturb you." And she stepped through the window, with quivering lips and tearful eyes, al most into Earl's arms. "Dont you be lie re de- The the ing lieve her Kitty," be said, tenderly, for anew now inai ue tovea ner. "Be under the willow at nine, clear. ir 1 1 1 t. Ana Ainy went, ana wnen " turned Earl was with her, and boldly mantieu an interviow wun Aiireu. latter was astonished. "T dnn't know wW. T will do without V.o " ha iliil lnnlrlni KowildpreJ. "I . . 1 . I 1 1.1 timnnrnr. mra vnn wnn m thicr mum ui ntkan Ynn am T Annld rrat alonflT V6 well without Clara's musio or Helen drawing. iiln.linran T " amital Tarl. ttuttl his arm round Kitty. And so, to the 1 i .j TT 1 1 "'I a n astonisnmeuv ui neien aim vi all the rest of the world, the coveted prize was won by only Kitty. Talk or the Weather. Why is it that one obvious, self evident proposition, the utterance of which imparts no information, and is absurd truism, should be tolerated and grateful, while another of the very same kind is received as a jest or sign of men tal decay? If you should reply to the friend who remarks upon the fine day, "Certainly, very fine; twice two are four," you would have replied in kind, but insult or insanity might be fairly alleged. But to question tho weather as a topic of conversation is really to re quire that there shall be no talk whioh is not reasonable. . Yet why reduce us to silence? Deduct from the sum total of human remarks the wonder whether it is going to rain, the hope that it is going to clear, the emphatic asseveration that it is too hot, and the profane proclama tion that it is altogether too cold, with all the filling in, so to speak, the "How lovely!" "How perfect!" "How just right!' "What extraordinary weather!" and "What delightful weather!" and then the historical com parisons of weather, and references to thermometries! records, and days of phenomenal cold or heat, and what would be loft of human intercourse? Imagine, under this privation, the condi tion of ladies making morning calls! Consider the case of young gentlemen joining young ladies en promenade, or of A suddenly presented to B! What mournful silor.ee would wrap the world! It is in this view that the weather re ports from Washington are such bless ings, and that the late lamented Morriam and the contemporary Vennor are suoh benefactors. The "probabilities" of the morning paper organize and give point to the whole weather gossip of the day. "Hal" says Lynx, over his coffee, "hum! Probabilities says cloudy and cool, with shifting winds from north to south; clear, with local rains, increasing tem perature, and possible frost at night; rising, stationary, or falling barometer. That's all very well. Now let us see." Lynx scrutinizes the weather all day long to catch Probabilities tripping, and his mind is fuller of it than ever. If a friend salutes him with the familiar "Fine day!" Lynx is ready for him. "Well, perhaps so, but you wait. I am not so sure how it is going to turn out." But, nevertheless, if Probabilities says tersely, "Rain," Lynx and everybody else sallies forth with an umbrella. Before Probabilities we had Merriam. This worthy man was the inventor of "heated terms." He had an ill way on July morning of publishing a card an nouncing that a heated term was at hand, and the population began at once to mop and puff, and the annoyance was the greater because of the announcement, ihore was a great deal of skoptical rib aldry when the Merriam prophecies ap peared: but he doubtless consoled him self with the familiar proverb about prophets in thoir own country, and neat ed ui) thoir terms as before. Mr. Mer riam supplied us with conjectural weather for some months. But his voice became silent, and he hud no individual rival for Probabilities is a system un til Mr. Vennor, who, this year, an nouneed a cold wet May, and a hot dry Juno. By this middle of June tho re sult is that May was the hottest and dry est upon record, while June has boen cool and moist, lint tho good propnet noed not bo discouraged. If the partic ular kind of weather that he had designed has f ailod, yet the weather itself has be ('iiino more than ever a tortio of interest. It has not only its general interest, but the espocit 1 interest of verifying or dis proving his accuracy of foreknowledge. Tho older almanacs displayed this pre science also, wheu along the whole list of the thirty -one January days they stud, Bignirlcantly, "Look out for snow about this tinm " and tuton the Julv and Au gust pages they prophosiod all the way, "About this time expect thunder storms." Thore are other prophecies also: "St. Bwlthln'a Day, If It do rain," We are taught what to expect. But why be impatient of the universal talk of the weather? What is it but the instinctive tribute to the beauty of tho world in which we live, aud to the coles. tiid laws whioh govern Mllarper't Magazine. Oiii'E as a Cdbb kor Cm.-A corre spondent of the Scientific American writes as follows: "For the last twelve or four teen years I have been employed in a suop wuore mere are over tnree nnnureu at work, and, as in the case of all shops of this kind, hardly a day passes without one or more of us cut or bruise our limbs. At first there were but few who found their way to my department to have their wounds bound up, but after a while it became generally known that a rag glued on a flesh wound was not only a speedy curative, but an effective pro tection against further injury. I was soon obliged to keep a supply of rags on hand ready for any emergency. I will here cite one among many of the cases cured with glue: A man was running a boring mat-nine, with an inch and a quarter auger attached. By some means the sleeve of his shirt caught in the auger, bringing his wrist in contact with the bit, tearing the flesh among the mus cles in a frightful manner. He was con ducted to my department (the pattern shopj , and I washed the wound in warm water, and glued around it a cloth, which, when dry, sunk into a rounded shape, holding the wound tight and firm. Onee or twice a week, for three or four weeks, I dressed the wound afresh, and it was well. The man never lost an hour's time in consequence. The truth of this hundreds can testify to. I use, of course, the best qpality of glue." A petition was recently presented to Parliament from the British Medical As sociation, signed by seven thousand uedical men, against vaccination. MOUST TERSOX. C0rretp3nd. no Of Evening Teltgram Wabhimotom, D. C, Aug. 7. 1880. Abont a week after mrlast letter to you I visited Mount Vernon, the tomb of Washington, for I folt that I could not well leave Washington without nrst pay irtff a visit to the crave of the "father of our country" and the "man that never told a lie." We left the capital about 10 0 ciock in tlift mnminir oil a boat differing from our Oregon steamers, by not being "new, . ... f-" II t... 1 1... et 11 tr elegant ana oommoaious, uui -j ""7 3 as slow as the wrath to come! We had r.;a o lorrra narftr inntndinff three for eigners not foreign ministers, but "toarpers and "nddiers wuo a racket aU the way down, for the pur pose of keeping our spirits up, and also to replenish the interior of thoir pockets with some of the new Bland dollars. In passing DOWK THE POTOMAC The first interesting place we passed was the United States arsenal. Here can be seen the spot where Mrs. Surrat was hung, and for the moment a slight shiver ran through my body, as I thought of the terrible fate of that woman. Cross ing the river here to the Virginia shore, and about seven miles below Washing ton, we stopped at Alexandria, a place made famous during the war. It now reminds one of the "deserted village." "Sweet mlllnsvlllaje. loveliest of thslawn, Tby iports are fled, and all thy charms with drawn; . j . Amldnt tby bowers the tyrant'! hand Is seen, And deaoUtlon laudeoa all tby green." All the buildings along the water-front are unoccupied and falling, one by one, to ruin. In the streets can be seen the idle negroes lounging about, and every thing bears the marks of time. It is now on the downward track, having, like Rome, already reached the pinnacle of its glory. Yet there are buildings here which are very interesting to sight-seers. Among whioh, the old church of which Washington was one of the vestrymen; the house in which Ellsworth was killed during the Rebellion, and also many other interesting buildings. Below Alexandria, and on the Maryland side, we stomied at Fort Foote. Here we were met by some of our Nation's de fenders; the men who give up their lives for Uncle Sam, and represent the army; viz: one corporal and one private. These gentlemen viewed us as we silently drew out from the wharf and sailed away. Nor far below Fort Foote is Fort Wash ington, which was DESIGNED BY GEN. WASHINOTON as a fortification to protect the Potomac. Its tall and massive walls rise grandly on a point of land jutting out in tho Poto mac. Its walls are surmounted by small cannon, whose last report was heavily re verberating through the hills of Virginia and Maryland "a many year ago." The fort was ransacked aud burned by the British during the war, signs of which can still be seen. Now, crossing over the river, we come in sigh of Mount Vernon. Landing at a small wharf, we are conducted by a guide, who explains everything of interest to us. On the right of the way, and not far from the wharf, is a clump of weeping willows from the grave of Napoleon. Pass ing on we come to a turn in the rood, from which we have a view of the tomb. Peering in through the iron gates we saw the sarcophagus, whioh contains all that is left of the great Washington. It is of plain marble, inside of which is a leaden casket, which contains the remains. On the cover of the sarcopagus is a shield, surmounted by an eagle; one of the claws of the bird is missing, it having been broken off by a soldier during the war. opposite Washington's casket is the one containing the body of his wife. At the back of the vault is another vault, which contains the remains of all of Washington's relatives. There are about thirty bodies here. The door of this vault is securely lockod, and the key thrown in the Potomac As we stood here gazing on this doleful scene no one uttered a word. I thought of Meredith, who says: There are momenta when illeuce prolonged and unbroken, Moreexprewtlve may b than all words ever poken. Tho next place of interest was the old oak tree under which Washington used to rest in coming from the wharf to the house. Just beyond this tree is the old tomb of Washington; the body was first placed there, and of towards removed to the place where it now lies. After pass ing tho old stable, numerous sheds and buildings, we arrive at the house. The first room which we entered was Wash ington's dining-room. This remains the same, the walls being ornamented with old-fashioned pictures. From here we pass into the hall; this is large and spa cious, running through the centre of the house. Here the eye is first attracted to to a glass ease, inside of which is the key to the famous French Bastile, which was presented to Washington by Lafayette. On the walls are hung the coats-of-arms of a few of the different States. Here also is a register in which visitors are requested to place their names and resi dence. We next passed into the last parlor, which is the museum of the house. Here can be seen Washington's paraphernalia. On one side is his tripod, said to be tho first he ever used, his globe and a mysterious-looking BLACK BOTTLE Stood on the shelf. But a tag tells us it was found among the ruins of some house. So our minds were made easy on that score. In a large glass case is Washington's clothing, Lafayette's Ma sonic apron, a piece of the "Independ ence bell," letters from Washington to different members of his family, a lock of his hair, his sword and blunder buss, a set of British colors given by General Grant to the Mount Vernon Association, some screws which fell from Washing ton's coftin when it was removed, and many other curiosities which are too numerous to mention. We then step;ed into the main parlor, or the State dimng rooru. Here is a harpsichord, given to Nellie Custis by Washington, also Wash ington's camp equipage, and a chair which is said to nave come over in the "Mayflower." The mantle in this room was presented to Washington by an Italian sculptor. It is inclosed by a wire screen, so as to protect it from relic hunters. In the oenter of this room is a miniature of the Bastile, modeled out of a block of granite, taken from the celebrated prison. We were next con ducted to the west parlor. This room is unfurnished; but over the fire-place bangs a picture of the battle ot Cartha gena. It is so old that the figures can not be deciphered. A portion of it is gone, having been stolon by some relid hunter. We now proceeded to the second floor. Half-way up the stairs was an old fashioned and odd-looking clock. This was all that attracted our attention until we entered the New Jer sey room, the one OCCUPIED BY LAFAYETTE when he visited Mount Vernon. The looking-glass and shaving-case are both original. This was all that proved inter esting in the room. The next two rooms are furnished with old-fashioned furni ture, but contains nothing original. Next is the Maryland room, the ono occupied by Nellie Custis. After this comes the Virginia room, the one in which Wash ington died. The bed and part of the furniture is the same as when occupied by Washington. Directly . above this room is the Wisconsin room, the one in which Mrs. Washington died. The bed and part of th furniture are the same, but the carpet and bed trimmings are not original. However, they are made as near like the original as possible. The original carpet was made of rags and cost thirty cents per yard, but the pres ent carpet cost about 89 per yard. This finished our tour of the house. We then slowly retraced our steps, and camo out upon the front porch. This is just the same as it was when Washington sat there and watched the crafts slowly glid ing on the bosom of the Potomao. The flags here are well-worn and faded; they originally came from the I8LB OP WIGHT. Having a few hours to spare, we used them in looking at the flowers and shrub bery, aud conversing with one another about tho Rebellion, Washington, and other similar topics. At two o'clock we were startled by the shrill whistle of the steamer, which told us that it was time to return to the bustle and business of the great capital. On our way to the steamer we were met by a negro who was selling peach- stone baskets. He politely informed us that he had been Washing ton's body servant, and whenever he wrml.1 Ant. nnv neaches and throw the stones aside, why, he (the negro) would pick them up and save them. By this method he acquired a great many, and was now selling them to mako a living. He also gave us the startling information that "George was a powerful eater." I cannot vouchsafe the truth of this story, and merely give it for what it is worth, We arrived home about four o'clock well pleased with our visit, and ex, tremelv glad that we had seen the grave of the immortal Washington. Mount hood. Baroness Burdett-Coutts. Tho London Standard of a recent date, according to a dispatch by cable, contains this statement: "We under stand that a marriage has been arranged between Lady Burdett-Coutts and Mr. Ashmead Bartlott, Member of Parlia ment for Eye." This statement may be true, but in view of the great disparity in the ages of the parties named, it may reasonably be received with caution. The Lady Burdett-Coutts, whose im mense wealth and philanthropio works have rendered her ono of the most dis tinguished personages of Great Britain, has frequently been a victim to the pranks of Madam Rumor. The reports have boen very frequent of "arrange" ments of a marriage between Lady Burdett-Coutts and some one else, and scarcely a year ago it was cabled that she bad accepted the proposal of Henry Irving, the actor, who at one time was one of her guests on the cruise in the Mediterranean, which she mado in her yaoht. If the last report be true there will be an analogy in this marriage to that of George Eliot (Mrs. J. H. Dewes) to Mr. Cross, though the disparity in the ages of the parties will be still greater, as Mr. Ashmead Bartlett is thirty-one, and the Baroness Coutts is sixty-six. The Ladv Burdett-Coutts was born in 18H, anil is the youngest daughter of . . i-.- f -r, -i it 1 1. tne law sir xranois Durueii, oaroaet. Her fortune comes to her from her maternal grandfather, Sir Thomas Coutts, and she assumed his name when she inherited his property. That was in 1837, upon tho termination of the life interest of his widow, who was Miss Mellon, the actress, before he marriod ber as his second wife, and who died the Duchess of St. Albans. Sir Thomas Coutt's first wife, the grandmother of the subject of this sketch, was Elizabeth Starkoy, the daughter of a Lancashire peasant, who was a servant in the em ployment of a banker's brother until her marriage made her one of the first ladies of the kingdom. The Baroness received her title in 1871. She received the free dom of the city of London in 1872, and, eighteen months later, the city of Edin burg similarly honored her. At the end of the last Russo-Turkish war the Sultan decorated her with the praud cordon of the order of Medjidie in recognition of her services to the wounded. The esti mation in which Bhe is held by the people of England is shown by the fact that when, in 1878, the reform proces sion passed her house, she was recog nized at the window, a shout was raised, and for over two hours the air rang with the cries of the thousands who filled the street. In 1872 the fortune of the Baroness was estimated at 10,000,000, and up to this time she has given awav for chari table purposes fully 5,000,000. In other words, after disposing of 325,000,000 for the education and care of her fellow people, she still held fully fi.'ty millions 01 dollars in investment, she is tne richest single woman in England, and her liberality in the distribution of her vast fortune has commended her to the admiration of the civilized world. Remedy tor Couc. I send you a re ceipt for the cure of colic in horses and mules. I have never seen it fail to cure, and have never had to repeat the dose. Have been using it for two years repeat edly. Carbolic acid (pure), 1 teaspoon ful; con. tinct. nux vomica, 1 table spoonful; lime water, 1 pint; water, half pint; mix ana anaa. 11 uut rt-uevcu iu a half heur. repeat. The carbolic acid arrests the generation of gas in the stomach and bowels, and the tinct. nux vomica seta up the peristaltic action of the bowels, which is so necessary to per mit the eHcape of the generated gas, and the lime water neutralize the .acid con dition of the contents of the stomach and bowels which gave rise to the gas. Prehistoric Man. About the latter Hurt nf 1 part of May a discovery ,u 1 Franklin eonntv M .7 ---j , m..iuui wnirh irreat interest and in. 0 "'('"'miiujb in iv entifto world. Tliii. t. M'.u part of the remains of a humsal,' ion uiai. peruana antedates the J1 uie jxeanuorinai man. I will , facts as rolated to me hv n. Booth, one of the oldost pi aethtin, sicians of that county. Tim JsJ cuHugi.ii ui uiiuiug jruii ore about mil os from l)rv limnM, . (...:. juiub Hum uua uuy, ana superiff operations himself. About ' named, the miners, at a denth ni u below the surface, uncovered am nosed to view a slinll Ami . " -"""i . o i'"' Mum oi Hi 1 piece of the vertebra and a nortm .,1 collar bone. There was also found J wo uuuuo twu miit arrow-heads of most primitive type, being imperfect shape and barbed. A few pieJ charcoal wore also found ot .1 umo nuu juuue. ui. imkhq u i1 ery, and tried to preserve evertti found, but on touching the tnu crumbled to dust, and some of the oii bones broke into small pieces, aud t. crumbled away, but enough , served to fully establish the fact they are human bones. Some fifteen or twenty dayg R quent to the first finding, at a depti 24 feet below the surface other , were jounu, u luiyu none anil a titr - Al. 1 -iH 01 me TiTHJutu mm several pie, charred wood ally lying upon whs, peared to be a piece of coarse nusJ an 01 wnicn, excepi ine charred iJ orumDieu 10 uust upon exposure to air. The matting lay upon a fl. soft but solid iron ore, which ytt tains the imDrint of the threads i lying these last bones was a Btratt? what appeared to be loam or sod H y to 3 inches thicK, below which, deposit of soft red hematite ironon incr upon two large boulders of hard standing on edge, inclined at an aur- about 45 degress, the upper ends led against each other, thus forming 1 5 sidorable cavity, which wits filled t blue speoular and hard red ore and t) lying upon a floor of solid red hems-. It was in this cavity that the bonea, t ting and charred wood were found, termixed with the ore. The importance of this disown the scientific world rests upon the "f j that the ore bed in which the rem were found lies in the second (or sue roidal) sandstone of the lower aid measures the oldest formation in v! human remains have ever been foe and the oldest stratefied rocks eicep Cambrian and Laurentian. It is to he regretted that the skull wf not have been preserved, so as to ti pare it with the Neandorthal and Lfl Cave skulls. That it antedates thenl bv many geological ages I think m scarcely admit of a doubt when all t facts are considered. The remains t spoken of must have entered or been. posited in a cave in the sandstone pit! nus to tho deposition of the iron 0 Since its deposition the second magi limestone and the nrst sandstone, il overlie the second sandstone, and the mains of which yet cap all the hills that region, were formed, and have 6 denuded and washed away, leaving iron near the surface upon the decli' of the hills. That the place where remains were found was a cave if r denced by the formation, and by the that loam or soil several feet thick is found, though in a disturbed oonditi This is accounted lor dv rouuoiiauie jdenoe of upheaval in that whole rep It is apparent from this view that I bones found at the depth ol 18 feet those of 24 teot belonged to the m skeleton. The internal convulsion win anHP(l the nnheaval. disturbedanil K Wed tlin remains among the ore, le. ing part above the floor of loam and si and part below it. inai me cm habited by men previous to the def inn nf t.!in iron ore is Droved by the fi ing of the stratum of loam or soil, a the charred wood. Anouier im-i a in proof. I am satisfied from anew nation of the piece of iron ore bef spoken of as retaining the imprint 0 nince of mattincr. that Dr. Bootn mistaken in supposing it to be mtt There is no regularity in the imprint there would be if it ' woven or plaited matting. On the: trary, the impressions cross each otw nnnnmvulitn lirfptiOD. SHOT conclusively to my mind that they k have been caused by rushes or weeds, perhaps small twigs used by the ink thants of the cave as a bed. fer; lt irk loio -ho' eb, I do XU M 1 I'lte r, it ev lirs looJ-i .rig e a i hi jwil ivei c bat led' 1st for -eL 1 of tecs! No ( ked stn ile Lard Id fcht ko etj do ;l! Eftsl Iter ton uttc Id Tei OSS at) he liset Lhii 3 1 .1. ami lar Bit Mo nei liinj lling ks. bl tiit bom P ;kel ;t,ai How a Clerk Made His Fortune. the Kothsc':. agency from San Francisco througn t itr0. runs! 4 Cnll" ICbUCiUVUV V iu.t;ooau v , , , recalls an anecdote connected ; house of Rothschild, which lUustr. the prompt manner in which the mw deal with their employes, wnen Rotschilds decided on establishing agency on this coast they were lor time in doubt as to who should ; : pany Mr. Davidson, who was detai eu that purpose. Finally, Clerk oj we shall call him, was requested morning to step into the manager sol Presenting himself there, he how long it would take him pre) ior a journey 10 t.imu(i .11 1 ' v. r.iitnrn; was. and t IU JL11UW nunc vn"u". long he should be required to UJ no waa luwruicu w " V v. !lii hitherto unknown land, and that n idence there would be indetuwe take time to consider before anwe Pondering awhile, he replied Ut should require a week to PnP farewell to his friends. erJ ,, said the head of the house, "you wu informed should we decide on en you," and so dismissed him. tier 2 was sent for, and the same f1 1 ' ; ko asked for days. He also was dismissed inUM ner, and o. a summuu.- - -li 1 4 i. he require 2 1 v. i,t innrneV. nl H i.T 1, lint" "errv said the banker, "you sail to;mori San Francisco, where you partner in the house we are sboox there.- The cien, wno . to ret ild: h in . k. ra L Ii lo, Je at cc ;g ii h In it Qe erj It mement's notice to journey to w r, aide of the world, was Juhus IU?: v. tha foundation Of a t . : aiw fcaaaaa muw bmv wr ent fortune.