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1 in H H n ESTABLISHED FOB THE DISSEMINATION OFIEMOCRATIC PRINCIPLES, AND TO EARN AN PNEST HYING BY THE SWEAT OF OUR BROW. HOLE NO. 645. KUGENE CITY, OR.. SATURDAY, MARCH 13. 1880. $2.50 per year IN ADVANCE. F CITY ilHi ghr tfttjjeae (City Ouard. !. U CAMFBKLL. J. B. CAMPBKI.U CAMPBELL BROS., Pnilisliers aad Proprietors. TFICE In the building formerly occupied by J. W. Cleaver, as a utote, corner Wil lamette anil Seventh Street. OUE ONI.T MA.TFCS OF AOVKKTISINO. Atrertisements inserted as fellows: t siaara, 10 tines r less, one insertion 83 i eh saksequent insertion SL Cash required m TU""" ertieni will be charged at the f el twin Mtes: One square three months W w nix months 8 w " ni.e year 00 Transient notices in local column, 20 cents per liae for each iusertion. Advertisia? bill will be rendered quarterly. All job work must be P.n roll os heuvkbt. POSTOFFICK. .)S,.. Hour. -From 7 a. m. to Tm. Sunday. .m ISO to S:36 p. ni. , Mail'arrivea from the tuuth an-1 leave a (Mina- north in a, m. Arrive. fr.m the earth an I leave. .nni . tth t 1:S3 p. m. For rimislaw. Franklin ant loji clo at e ... Welnssl.y. Kor Crawford. Camp Creek aal Br.wusTille at I P.M. liiter. will he re.ly far .Wive Mlf an hour after , rival of train.. Letter, should be lclt at the office ...hour before PATTMWOS. P. M. SOCIETIES. . .. xt ti A t? tan-l A. M. Meet ttnit and third Wuliwdayn in e h ranth. SrfNcrR r.mrri! Iidok No. 9 I. O. PSko. F. Meetaovery Tucsluy tvenin?. WlMAWHALA KXCAMPIKNT So. , .. - . m. uL'n.iHMluva iii fHih month. Htl on toe ri a. -'" - ; ; r , . . , l r v ! Meets at Masonic Hall the first and third in days in each month. F. W. OsBUBM, M. W. DR. L. M. DAVIS lif EJI ELSti B DvSiq Eugene City, Oreson. ROOMS OVKU GRAXGE STORE, first door to the right, up stairs, formerly .itiofC,W. Fitch. .Nitrous Oxide Gasfor painters extraction ol teeth. Tf. Sieltox, iL T. AT. II abb w, M. 1 . Drs. Shelton & Harris, NIYSICMS & SCRSEOJS, Kuiraue Citv, Oitf. A. ir. PATTERSOX, Plh'SIOlAN AI) SUlUiliON. Office Ninth Street, ppoalte tle lit. Cbarloa tlolel, t Keldenco, BJOKXHi city ouiaaN. Or J. 0. Shields OrFKRS HIS rRUFESSIONAT.. SER vices to the citiiens of Eune t lty and nrronndin'? country. Special eiHion kiv teall OBSI'KTRICAL OASES and Mhll 1X8 DISEASES entrusted to his care. Office at the St. Charles Hotel DR. JOSEPH P. GILL CA!T UK FOUND AT HIS OFFICE or res idence when not professionally ened. Office at the 103T OFFICE DRUG STORE. Residence on Ei0'ht!i street, opposite Presby erfain Church. J KWKLItV KSTAKMS.MKNT. J. S. LUCKEY, DEALEH IM i CUcks, Watches, Chains, Jewelry, tc, . Repairing Promptly Executed CdTAUWark Warranted. 9 .S. LUCKKtt iBRrrth k Co.'i brick, Willamett. street Seal Estate Aganl Collection Agent, and Notary Public. EUGEXE CITY, : O REG OX. J. B. ALEXANDER, Justice ol the Peace, Conveyan cer and Collector. Bills collected, Records searched and ah tracts of title mvle. All business promptly attended t. OiP-e at the Court House. P ROCEBIES-Ihalleeponafullof GROCERIES & PROVISION And invite the trntion of housekeepers. T. U. HEXDKICSh. Adininhlrator's Saie. TW,T T3 nUDfOV c.lVV'V THAT -Ll by virtue of an arder of the Count v Court f Laae couity, Oreiron, made at the Xovcm- oer term thereni, A. u. in, in uo the eatote of Henry G. Davenport, deceased, I will efler fer le at public auction at the Court aj . i. utnnlf r. I)e- jaouw aoor a uueue viwj, ' ! . . cember 20, W79, between the hours of 9 o clock an the foreaeoa and four o'clock in the ater aeeaf said day the following described real fweperty twit: Lot X two in Block Xo. ix m. . ... i &: ... I aniintp in nnae City, Lane eonntv, Oregon, Also at the aamexiae and place, wui seu we im umer uc nnwa c " w - r suth t range r. west, containing lt0 acres of and ia Mohawk valler. Lane county, Oregon. Terms f Sale: ("aih in eold coin ef the Tailed State. STEKLIISG HILL, Admr. G. B. loans. Attorney. n-t4 T"c.. HENDRICKS, ' KUOKNK CITY SUSDJESS DIRECTORY. ALEXAXDER, J. B. -Justice of the Peace houtli i.u;;eue I'recmct: oflice at Court House. ASTOR HOUSE-Chaa. liaker, prop. The only first-class hotel in the city Willamette street, one door north of the jost ofiice. ABRAM3, ?. H. k BRO.-Planinr mill, sash, door, blind and mooldiair manufactory. Eighth street, east of mill race. Everything in our line furnished en short aetice and reasonable terms. BOOK STORE-One door smith of the Astor House. A full stock of assorted box papers piatn ana fancy. BOYD ft MILLER Meat Market-beef, veal, mutton, pork ana Isnl lliamette street, between iMK'tita ana .Smth. CHRISM AX. SCOTT -Truck, hack and ex pressman. All orders promptly attended to. (mice at express otlice. CRAIX BROS.-Dealep in 'Jewelry, Watch es, ( locks ana Musical Instruments il lamette street, between Seventh and Eighth, CALLISOX. I!. G. Dealer in irroeenes. liro visions, country produce, canned goods, books, stationery, etc., southwest corner Willamette and nth Sts. DORRIS, GEO. B.-Att"rney and Counsellor at Iahv. Othce on lliamette street. Eu gene City. DORRIS, B. F. -Dealer in Stoves and Tin ware Willamette street, between Seventh and Eighth. DURAXT, WM.-Meat Market beef, pwk, veal and mutton constantly on hand X inth street, between Tearl ami lliijh. ELLSWORTH & (U-Dniwists and dealers in paints, oils, etc. Willamette street, be tween Eighth and Ninth. FRIENDLY, S.H. -Dealer in dry ponds, clothing and general Merchandise Willam ette street, between Eighth and Ninth. GUARD4FFK'E Newspaper, book and job printin-ottice, comer Willamette auilSeventh streets. GRANGE STORE-Dealers in general mer chandise and produce, corner Eighth and Willamette streets. GILL, J. P. Physician, Sur.feon and Prig gist, Postoftico, Willamette s 'eet, between Seventh and Eighth. HAYS, ROBT.-Wines, Liquors, ami Ci gars of the best quality kept constantly on hand. The best billiard table in town. HENDRICKS, T. G.-Dealu in general mer chandise northwest corner Willamette and Ninth streets. 1IODE3, C. Lager beer, liquors, cigars and a fine pigeon-hole table, Willamette street, lie ' tween Eighth and Ninth. HORN, CHAR. M. -Gunsmith. Rifles and shot guns, breech and muzzle loaders, for saie. Repairing done in the neatest style and war ranted. Shop on '.tth street. KINSEY. J. D -Sash, blinds and door fac tory, window ami door frames, mouldings, etc., gia.iug ami glass cutting done to order. LYNCH, A -Groceries, provisions, fruits, veg etables, etc., Willamette street, first door south of Postoffice. LUCKEY, J. S. -Watchmaker and Jeweler; keeps a tine stork of goods in his Hue, Willam ette street, in Ellsworth's drug store. M cCLAREN, J A M KS Choice, wines, liquors, anil cigars Willamette street, Ix'tweeu Eighth and Ninth. MELLER, M. Brewery Lager 1er on tap and by the keg or barrel, comer of Ninth and Olive streets. OSI1URN ft CO. Denlera in drugs, medicines, chemicals, oils, paints, etc Willamette st, opposite h. t Maries Hotel. PATTERSON, A. S.-A fine stock of plain ami I ancy visiting cards. PERKINS, H. C. -County Surveyor ami Civil Engineer. Resident on Fifth s reet PRESTOX, WM. -Dealer in ruul.llcry, Har ness, Carriage inmmings, etc. lliamette street, lietween Seventh and Eighth. POST OFFICE A new stock of standard school books just received at the jwst otlice. RUSH, BEX. Horseshoeing and general .fob bing blacksmith, r.lghtli street, between ll iamette and Olive. REAM, J. !. Undertaker and building con tractor, corner lliamette ami Seventh streets. ROSENBLATT ft CO.-Dry goods, clothing, groceries ami general inerchanilise, southwest corner Wilh'.tAette and Eighth streets. ST. CHARLES HOTEL Mrs. A, Ben- frew, Proprietress. The best Hotel in the city. Corner Willamette and Ninth streets. SHIELDS, J. C.-Physician and Surgeon- north Bn!e iMnth street, first door east of St. Charles Hotel. STEVENS, MARK Dealer in tobacco, ci gars, nuts, canines, shot, Kwder, notions, etc. Willamette street SCHOOL SUPPLIES A large and varied assortment of slates of allsres.and quantities nf slates and slate-books. Three doors north of the express office. THOMPSON ft BEAN-Attorneysat -Law- Willamette street, between Seventh and Eighth. WALTON, J. J.-Attorney at-Lsw. Office- Willamette street, between Seventh and Eighth. WITTER, J. T. -Buckskin dres-dmr. Hie highest, price paid for deer skins, highth st, at Bridge. UNDERWOOD, J. B.-Gneral brokerage business and agent for the Connecticut In surance Company of Hartford Willamette street, Iwtween Seventh and Eighth. ELLSWORTH CO. DRUGGIST, WILL CONTINUE THE BUSINESS all itn hranclia at the old stand, elfering increased inducements to customers, old and new. As heretofore, the most Careful attention given to Prescripions, General Notice. MR. GEORGE HUMPHREY HAVIXG placed his business in the hauils of the undersigned for collection and .settlement, all penons owing him who have not mvle ar rangement for extension of time, are hereby notified to make payment or other satisfactory arrangement without delay. A. G. HOVEY, H. C. HUMPHREY. A BELIIC TAOX-I am the aolt i aveot fur this xlebrated wagon. Suicide. A vei v lameiitablo BlTair, nya the Beofun iiliule, look phice in our midst on TuesJay moruini;. Muiidny luorn- in 5 I rot. John Leiesl was Hiruijn ed biloru Uiconltr li)on on u churo of ilrtinkenticKi, timi wan liiu d a small umuiint uml in tlvtault'ot pnyrueut was placed in tlio l ilyjail About 12 u'elotsk lliu tollowiut! uiglil Marshal Miller had occusie-n to visit the jail and found thai Everest had Wscerated the artery in hid lull arm with a small pocket knifu and was bleirdiiii; profusely. Dr Leo wa at oneo siiinnioitud, who bandaged 1 tie limb aiul relumed home. The Marshal ugain visited Hie eel I about 2 o'clock and to his surprise found that Everest had torn oil' the bandage. The doctor was sent for and when he ai rived the hemorrhage had cease i ol its own accord, and the patient was very low; but ho a:aiu dressed the aiui mul remained until a person was procured to watch the uutortu nalo man. Dr Lee iheu look hi departure ln.vinir lell stimulants and ordeis to luinove him to the hotel as suou as. possible. On Tuesday mom my while Deputy Marshal l'ygall was prepanni; lor his removal he ex pired. A telegram was at oucu sent to Portland with inhumation of the tact to his brother, W E Everest, w ho arrived here on on the train in the evcuinir. He informs us that his brother was a native of England and was 47 years ot age. lie was a verv lnti lligciil gentleman, and one of the best musicians ou the coast; he had many friends and acquainleuoes all of whom tespected him, but he was uccustomed to taking occasional sprees and spending what ho had earned during mouths ot close atten tion to businesp. A few days before the occurrence his wife deserted him ou accouut of his intemperate habits although declaring him to be u good man. a o this ami a contemplation of his wretched condition at the time, peihaps, may be attributed the inline- iliale cause of his resolution. lSroth er of deceased telegraphed to his wife lor information as to the disposal of the remains and received instruction to bury lliein ut her expense. Fr a short tune befwre his demi.o Everest had been instructing the Philomath mass baud lor which he received $300 a lew days since. Private Life. In large cities, one knows little of the private lite of business associates. At a recent trial in Uiool lyu, X. Y. in which a man iromiueiil for a -long lime in the political allairs ol that ciiy and well and widely known, was asked whether he was married. lie was universally regarded as a bache lor, no suspicion had ever been hinted among his associates and friends ol being a married man, and the conster nation may be imagined when he re plied that he had a wife and family of children. It seems almost impossible that such a mystery could be main tained by any man constantly before I hi public-, but such was the case. The only explanation given in excuse ot such a deception was that the girl he h id married was ot a different re ligioiis faith lr-.Mii his own, and his mother being passionately devoted to her creed, would never have consent ed to receive a "'heretic" as a daiiuh- Ur in law. For the sake tln u, ol keeping undisturbed his mother's af lection, the man lived with unac knowledged lies. Strange are the mysteries of the affections. Good Story. Soon alter the late Salmon P Chase assumed the gubernatorial chair in Ohio, he issued his proclama lion appointing a thanksgiving day. To make sure ol being orthodox, the governor composed his proclamation almost exclusively of passages from the Bible, which ho did not designate as quotations, presuming that everv one would recognize them and admire the til ii ess ol the words as well as the taste in their selectien. The procla malion meeting the even of a Demo cratic editor, he bounced upon il at once, declaring tl.at ho bad read it belore he couldn't say where; but he would take his oath H was a down right plagiarism from beginning to end. i'lis would have been a pretty fair joke, but the Republican editor came out valiantly in delense ot the governor, pronounced the charge lalse and libelous, and challenged any man living to produce one single line of the proclamation that had ever ap peared in print before. "How long should a girl be court ed'" asks ao exchange We should think jthal no respectably connected young man would care aooui couri ing one over five or six feet long. I'rliana ail Imt lorn michL ha am; cessfully courted if her landed pou- ii. session corresponded to uer jeiigm. The city prisooers ot Koseburg are employed in cleaning the street crossing .STATE XK.WS. Hay sells at $20 a ton at Bonanza, Lake count v. The Iiillsboro school district has 243 scholars. Jacksonville has so far contributed $303 to the Irish famine fund. Baker City deplores the presenco of a wife beater, named Thomas Mer rill. Xew Era school district, in Clacka mas Co., has elected for director Mrs Dr Casio, a married lady. All the saw mills in the Blue Mountains are crowded with orders and lumber will be lumber uext Sum mer. ' - Slock in the Klamath Basin has wintered reasonably welLeo tar, but another protracted slot in will cause considerable loss. Wm. Burge of Oak Creek, shot one of his large toes off ami terribly man the toot a few days airo, the result of handling hii gun carelessly. Algeo it Davidson are putting up a mill ou the Columbia Kiver near the mouth ol Wind river, to saw out lies, their oantiact being for 4f0, 000. The citizens of Milton are nearly all in favor of dividing Umatilla eountv. "Division of the cotintv " is the great political question in Unia tilla. Owing to the cold weather the Co lumbia remains ut n very low stage of water; in consequence, boats can only take about one half their carry ing capacity. Republicans of Washington counts will hold a convention at Iiillsboro, pril lOih, for the purpose ot nomi lulling a county ticket Mind electing delegates to the state convention. Jacksonville school district pays the following salaries: Principal, $1, '.'00; preceptor of tjecend department, 8700; of the third, 8540; of tho fourth 8300, Or the neat sum of $2,U00 per annum. A scamp named Gordon lately em ployed by Mr, Andcrs.m, one of the commissioners of Jackson county, sloped last week taking with him a silver watch, a Winchester ritlc, and other articles of value. At the late school election ot For est Grove on Monday, Mrs E A .Marsh, wile ot Hie late President Marsh of Pacific University was elect ed director which was as good a selec tion as could have Inch made. The following is the result of the city election ot Jacksonville, held last week: trustees, I. O. Kennies, Charles Xickell, John Oil Ii. lienor- ler, J. Niinau. treasurer, Henry Pape. Maishal, D. W. Crosby. N E Goodell. formerly ot Forest Grove, was one ot Ihe discoverers of the Skagit mines in Washington ler ritnry. He owns a farm at what is called GoodelPs Lainii"g and is pul ling up a big hot. I at that oiut. On tho 2'2l ol February snow wis three feel deep on tho parade grounds at Camp Harney and still piling up. The order for the abandonment ol tho post has been received and will be carried out when traveling per mits. At the Oregon City school meet ing, Dr J W Welch was elected a director. The votes of tho follow- ladies were counted out on the ground that each was a married wnm an and not a widow: M E Coulter, Elizabeth Bmk, Sarah M McCown, Laura Pope, J DeVoro Johnson, C Easthsm, S A Chase, fanny Cochran and Sarah A Pope. Oregon has perhaps the only ineor norated farms in the world. Thi first is that of the Umatilla Wheat Company, incorporated last Novem her by J II Kunzie, C II Lewis, John Ii t osier ami others, to larm near Umatilla. The next one is in Was co county, composed ot Dr N G Bla lock, B W Grillin and othfrs.nll Wal la alia men, they have en'ered up all the land in two township ami will plant so much wheat as to jeopardize the right ot Dr II J Glenn to lie call. ed the grain king of the Pacific. Mr. Itodgers of Coos river, was as saulled by a young bull, a few days ago, and narrowly escaped being gored to death, r orlunately the bull had a ring in its nose and wires from this ring te ita horns, so tbat Kod gers was enabled by holding to the wires to prt vent young taunts troni impiliog him on its horns. At one time the bull had hire in position that it could reach him with the point ot its horns, and dealt him a terrible blow, but fortunately a memorandum book in liodgers' pocket received the blow and probably saved him from receiving a danzerotis wound. The bull succeeded in wallowing him in the mud, till finally in the scuffle they came to an open ditch, by means of wbicb he was cuablad to escape Oregon nij Srheol Heeling. The Oregon City Enterprise pub lished under startling headlines are port of tho school meeting held at that place on last Monday night, and charges Messrs. Myen and Paquet, with arbitrary rulings tor; personal purposes. It says: They declared the law which defines the qualities, lions of voters, unconstitutional, and invited any man, black or white who had a cent, or didn't have a cent te coruo up and vote. Of courso they went. When their votes were chal lenged, Pan tut and Myers would not allow the bnllot to bo marked so that the manor could bo afterwards fairly determined. They marked .challeng ed opposite their names but noth ing to show tho challenged men voted; consequently there was no means of righting liiit wrong. Men voted there w ho are not residents in tho county; others who liavt not been in the district more than ten days tor six or seven months. One man claimed the right to vole becauso ho had nn .old suit ot clothes at Dr. Welch's, but had been working in the country since some time before Christmas. The ladies' votes that were challenged because they were married women wcro care lully preserved by Mr Eastham in a separate hat, ami on being opened by the board wcro found to be f r Dr Norris. Aliunde Brailley'i Furiosity. The Supreme Court will have its dry bones rattled up occasionally when Mr Edmunds takes a seat at the consultation table. He must be very careful, however, how lie rouses Judge Bradley, who is peppery tem pered, and often indulges in little out bursts. One day when nt his New Jersey homo Justin Bradley was about to leave his house and take the train tor Philadelphia, when his wife espied a rent in bis trowsers that would excito laughter, and insisted upon his coi g up stairs and putting on anothei pair. Ho reluctantly com plied with her request, but the con sequence was that he was ton late for the train. Returning home in a low, ering rasre, he went up to his bed room acain, seizsd the defective trow sers that had caused the delay, and tore them ii to a thousand pieces, ex claiming with Havatw lerocity when ho had finished: "1 her) yon II nev r make mo miss a train again." One lav when ho had lost a en so in the Court of Chancery, he was leaving t he Court House in a rage, muttering to himself, w hen somo one asked him if the Court wn open. Yes, he growled; "hell and the Court of Chancery are always open." Soiiictlilns FriiKy. "Got something friskv ?" he asked -------- ri . - as he walked into one of our livery i i Hi. statues i no outer nay ami caitu tor a saddle horse. "Something that will prance around lively and wake a fellow out of his lethargy. I used to 'iilo the trick mule in a cirous, and I reckon I can back anything that wears hair." They brought him out a spotted calico colored beast with a Vicious eve, ami he mounted and it dashed off. Beloru he had gone two blocks, the animal backed, crashed through a high board fence and plunged into a passing vehicle, toss inir 1 1,., rider over the too of an ndia- " -" f --------- ( af cent building and lauding him en the the ragged edge of a lawn mower. They bore turn heme, straightened him out and plastered him up with raw beef. A few weeks later he call ed at the stable and said that if they hud a dentin saw horse . ith an affect ionate disposition, a bridle with a a curb bit and martingales, and a sail ill. with Lwr. horns and a orunner to it. he believed Ii9 would go up into the haymow ind gallop around a in ilu wlii-re it wouldn't hurt it he went to sleep ami fell off as he did the oili er day. Hanged in Effigy T.nfavette. in Yamhill county, has a population that do not hesitate to frown upon any dishonest act ot its citizens, as was evidenced by their proceedings on tho 20th. Some time since the Supreme court affirmed the decision of the board oi equalization lor Yamhill county, which held that Dr. Poppleton hd tried to avoid the payment of his just taxes by hypoth ecating a large amount of notes for a small sum of money. This proceed ing the people did not like, and upon hearing the decision expressed meir satisfaction by firing anvils in the evening, and some time duiing the oieht hanged an image across the public street. The Bee correspond ent says : "Upon the breast et the in dividual danglmg in tbe air was this inscription: 'Lr. I'oppieton.tsxpsjtr, 121,000., The corpse was left hang. Ing until the next afternoon, when il was out dowo and tbe torch applied to it, letting it born where it fell. Th-re was funeral ceremony, which showed the contempt the $e pie felt (or tbe doctor." Washington and Idaho. Indiana iu Yakima County are stealing horses. Coltax, the conntr seat of Whit man county, has a population of 000. Wells have been sunk 85 ftet on Spokan prairie without striking wa ter. The railroad between Walla Wall and Wallula is beiug thoroughly re paired. Three whito men and two China men have been convicted of keeping an opium den in Walla Walla. Immigrants are arriving in Dayten daily for the new El Dorado of the North-the Spokan country. Hun dreds are expected to go there this coming Spring and Summer. Seattle Intelligencer: The barks Northwest and Tidal Wave were sold at Port Madison yesterday af' ternoon by Sherill Comstoek for $150 each. G M Ilaller bein the purchaser. Tho two vessels aro worth $50,000 if worth anything at all. J K Edminston, of Dayton, recent ly puichassd the machinery and ap purtenances for u first class saw mill, which wilt be shipped to Spo kan Falls, and the work, of getting out the material called for in his con tract with the N P Ii Ii Co. will bt immediately commenced. Tho Hall Bros., of Port Ludlow, are about to commence the construc tion ot twfl more vessels. One will be a steamer and the other a schoon er and both are for the Sandwich Is lands trade. The necessary lumber is being cut at Port Gamble and will be delivered ut Port Ludlow as soon as possible. A Pomvroy letter writer says; Qn the 12th the Colfax stage, on its way her?, being about three hours behind limo, reached Deailman in the dark, and while crossing the Deadman roll ed off a grade a distance of twenty- five feet, smashing the vehicle and tangling thiugs up in such a manner i hat the driver was compelled te lay out all night. Wliut They Say la Their Sleep. Don Cameron If Grant will not accept, I will take it myself, by gra cious! Secretary Sherman I am undoubi the greatest person the century baa produced. Ex Gov Seymour Gentlemen. your (snores firmly but calmly., Senator Con kling What a rtuuke my election would be to that plebian Sprague. Senator Blaine Mr. Ingersoll ia right. I am indeed a plumed knight. I am also a sea horse on wheels. Gen. Grant Do I look like a per son that would decline a thine; alter going around the world to get it? Senator Sharon 1 am the rose of myself. I am the lily of the valley, I am for a fact. Hendricks Once lor all, I will play second fiddle to nobody. (Kicks Mrs II. out ot bed.) Col. Ingersoll I am sure that Blaine would do the handsome thing by me. I um strongly in favor ot that excellent person. Mr. Tildvu It is not good for man to bo alone It I cannot find a wife 1 will at least buy a dog. Remembered Exactly. A lying witness will often tell a very glib story, but he generally fails to guard all his weak points. At a recent trial ia court the fellowing took place in attempting to prove an alibi: Altoraey S. You say that Ellie plowed for you all day on the 20th of November? Witness (Referring to his book) Xes. S. What did he do on the 30th? W. He chopped wood. S On the 31sl? W, That was Sundsy, and w went squ'rrel-huntir.g. S. What did he do on the 32nd? W. Me thrashed wheal that day. S. What t'id he do eu ll.e33d? W. Il was raining, and he ehavel oul some handles. S What did he de on the -5 But before the qceslion could De finished, the witness' wife seized, h'un by the collar and whisked bin out side the witness box, yelling in, his air . frighted ear, "You old fool! den'l Toe-uioic there are ooly thirty one days, in tbo, month of November? Miss Bonfjeld, a schoolnrstrese atj Shelby ville, Ind.J whjte, and her aj finced husbaud, Mr. Turman, ia black. Their engagement was usde public by Mr. Turman's discarded; sweetheart, who found a 'oye leltei Irom Miss Bonfield in his pockety and sent it to the school trustees Tbe schoolmistress was immediately dismissed but one of the local newt papers and all ot tbe clergymen. d .uiaedrd her trirjataM rjicyt. s I -i I I H