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in ESTABLISHED FOR TflE DISSEMIWTION OFISBOCHITIC PRIXCINES, AXO TO EARS AS MSESTllTHO BT THE SWEAT OF OfR BROV. WHOLE NO. 599. KUGENE CITY. OR.. SATURDAY, MAY 3, 1879. $2.50 per year IN ADVANCE tjAi - ?)- I P jTT GUA IU 5lWf VJH.UU. I U CAMM-EU. J. R- CAMPBELL. CAMPBELL BR03., Ptt3llsii3r3 and Proprietors. IFFICS 1 Underwood's Itrijk Buildin;;, er Grange Store. OUR ONLY UVTIC3 OV ADVKKTlIffG. Advertisements inserted as folliiws : ..a ...hseouent insertion 81. Cash required m " Tim. advertisers will ba cbarpd t tha fot- KUre, mouths M " six months ' " one year T- tw Transient notices in local column, 23 cents p-r X vertUins bills will be rendered qwt-nly. All job work must be paw Fna UN iiklivkkv. rosrornci:. )(Biy,n.mni-Frora J a. m. to 7 p.m. Hunlays : 'fS0..-?..i .null. mil leaves loins mirth M m. Arrive, from the north an-l lonvi-e .int .is it 1110 n. Kor SinwUw, Franklin an'l Ion? l' "atPi a. on SVelnes W. For Crawford. J i, Camp Creek an-l Brownsville at 1 P.M. . rival of tram", betters siioum uo h.ur before Xp'a T TErtSO. P. M. F.OOK.NK liODOS NO II. a. r. ... ".. ,Meets first aul third Welnes.lays in earn .. a n .1 A HI ntuntn. --jew. Spknckh BriTK Lohcik No. 9 I. 0. ,3j3fc 0. K. Meetseverjr tuesliiv ivemtW- WlMAHALA E.MOAMMKST So. Of. met. on tha 21 an 1 4tU Wo lut. lay. iu e,-li month. Eugene City, Oregon. OOMSOVER GRANGE STORE, first ,1, door to the right, up stairs. Formerly vrtii C. W. Fitch L. . Nitrous Oxide Gas for painless extraction of teeth. DR. L. TV1. DAVIS HAS LOCATED PERM NENTLY IN Eugene. Office first b'lil.liiijT north of tin A-tor Home, up stain. Ches reason ahls and all work wiU-raiituJ for iivs years,. Nv2:tf , T, v. . SuEtroN. M. T. W. JIahuis, M. D. r ni li . O. Urwv'ie urs. oneiiuii a nan 10, physicians & zmm, A. W. PATTERSOX, htVSICIAN AND SURGEON, on Ninth Street, opposite tlie St. ( hurle Hotel, and ut Uealdcuee, RiKJHiNK CITY OIUOTON. Dr J. 0. Shields OFFERS HIS PROFESSIONAL SER viees to the citizens of Eugene City ami iTotm'lin? country. Special attention e"'?,n to all OBSTETRICAL CASKS! and UlLiv IN'K DISEASES entrusted to his care. Office Rt the St Charles Hotel DR. JOSEPH P. GILL CAN BE FOUND AT HIS OFFICE nr res idence when not profession illy enjaircu. Office at the POST OFFICE DRTTfJ STORE. Residnce on Eighth street, opposite Treshy terian Church. S. Ilemcnway, M. I). HI YSICMX SUJiGWX Rehidesce-Co nerof Oak i.nd and Fut;i Streets. EUGENE CITY, OivE'-WX. i;VSICUN AND his service to Surgeon for Peumona i oir. A vicinity. tlM citizens of E,'ene HJ t Wriue di. e i- a 'V. wjd Tenth streets, 'ene City, Oregon. S. s:UOFFMAX,M.D' ....rliii'L-llV PHYSICIAN AND M,u Wishes to inform .Pf'ln'isfal'e'. tnor that he has rennve Ja-- Kis He may be found at his OFr K h-J n son's former residence jinr GEO. bTdORUIS, ATTORNEY & COUNSELLOR at LAW ' Office on Willamette street, EugeneCiL "3S CEHTRAL MARKET BOYO a FISHER, Proprietors. win tlET CCS8TASTLT OS HAXD, BEEF Veal, PORK AJID MUT10:. Dried Me. of n ki.- I.". UM adiMtalnm I U)ai Will JEWELKY ESTABLISH EXT. J. S. LUCKEY, SEALEK IS docks. Watcnes, Chains, Jewelry, etc. rvepairinic Promptly Exec-ute.L t All W ork WarrsiWS. 1 J.3. LUCKhV, KHrntk C'a brick, Willie Street. DENTIST. m f7? KUOKNH CITY BUSINESS 23IRECTORY. ALEXANDER, J. 13.-Justice of the Teace South E'.igcne l'recinrt.-oliice at Court House. ASTOR HOUSK-Chas. Haker, prop. The only first-clans hotel in the city Willamette street, one door north of tho post olliee. ABRAMS, W. H. 4 BRO. -Planing mill, sash, door, Mind and moulding manufactory, Eighth street, east of null raiM. Everything in our line furnished on short notice and reasonable terms. BENTLEY, J. W.-Privhteboanlins house, southwest corner of Eleventh and lVrl sts. BOLON, J. C. -Surreal 'and Mech .niealD. n. tist -Ninth St., opposite St. t'ha tel BOOK SrOllE One door until of th. Astor House. A full stock of assorted bot papers plain and fancy. BOYD & MILLER Meat Market-beef, veal, mutton, pork and lard Willamette street, b.'twe 'n Eighth and Ninth. CLE.VVEK, J. W. -General variety store and agricultural implements, southeast corner of Willamette aiol Seventh streets. CHIU3MAN, SCOTT -Truck, hack and ex- iressmin. All orders promptly attended to. Ollice at ex;rcs3 olfice. CI! AIX BROa-Deah-r in Jewelry, Watch es, Clocks anil Musical Instruments Wil lamette street, between Seventh and Eighth. CALLISON, R. G. -Dealer in trmceries, pro visions, country produce, canned goods, books, stationery, etc., southwest corner Willamette and yth Sts. DOR'ilS, B. F. -Dealer in Stoves and Tin ware Willamette street, between Seventh and Eighth. DURAXr, WM.-Meat Market beef, pork, veal and mutton constantly on hand X inth street, between Pearl and Hih. ELLSWORTH & CO.-DruggisU and dealers in paints, nils, etc. Willamette street, be tween Eighth and Ninth. FRIEXDLY, S. H. -Dealer in dry poods, clothing Hnd general merchandise Willam ette street, between Eighth and Ninth. GUARD OFFICE Newspaper, hook and job printing oHice, cor.i:r Willamette and Eigh.h streets, up stairs. GRANGE STORE -Dealers in peneral mer chandise and produce, comer Eighth and Willamette streets. GILL, J. P. Physician, Surgeon and Drug (,'ist, PostoJfiee, ' Willametto s i-eet, between Seventh and Eighth. UENDHICICS, T. G.-Dealci in rrcneral mer-cli.'.lldiso- northweat corner Willamette and Niuth tr:tf. IIODES, C. -Lager beer, H.moiu, cigars an 1 a fins pigeon-hole table, Willamette street, be tween Eighth and Ninth. HARRINGTON, FRAXK-Barber, Hair-dresser and ba h rooms, east side Willamette st., second door north of St. Charles Hotel. HORN, ClfAS. M.-Uuiisinith. Rifles and shot-guns, luvecli and linizile loaders, for saie. Repaying done in the neatest style and war ranted. Shop on 9th street. JAMK3. B. 11. Stoves, and ini-nufacturer ef .... . t.i ! v;no.,.fi ttrsttt 111 anil nlll-inillffnic, " between Eighth and Ninth. KINSEY, J. D. -Sash, blinds and door fac tory, window and door frames, mouldings, etc., glazing and glass cutting done to order. LYNCH, A. Groceries, provisions, fruits, veg etables, etc., Willamette street, first doer south of Postoffice. LUCKEY, J. 8. Watchmaker and Jeweler; keejw a fine stock of goods in his line, Willam ette street, in Ellsworth's drug store. Mi'CL REN, J A M ES Choice, wines.liqunrs, ' ' andci.rars-Wilhmette street, between Eighth ami Ninth. uri i I'l' U P.rpwirv Laver beer on tap ' and by the' keg or barrel, coiner of Ninth and Olive streets. OSIH'RX A CO. Dealers in drugs, medicines. chemicals, oils, paints, eta Willamette st, opposite S. Charles IIotcL PATTERSON, A. S.-A fine stock of plain and fancy visiting curds. PERKINS, H. C. -County Surveyor and Civil Residence on Fifth s reet. PENNINGTON, B. C Auctioneer andCnm- j mission ilerchant, corner sevcuiu PRESTON, WM. Dealer in Saddlery, nar Ktrei-ts. neAH, Carriage Trimmings. eto.- v.i fr.-t. iK-tween Seventh nml EiiWIi, U idamette POST OFFICE -A ft pf 'r'! school books just received at the post office. RUSH BEN. Horseshoeing and general job bing idacksmith, Eighth sU-cet, between W lb hnm'tte and Ulive. tvim I V T n, h-rtiker anil nuiniing con 11. '..1 .11 V . tractor, corner Villamette ana Seventh j I streets. Ii..SENr,LArrco.-j;ry - clothing, ' cries and -.-eneral iii.Ti'iian-iiM-.i"""!."-"-- corner Willamette and Eighth streets. , ST CH VRLES HOI EL Mrs. A. Ren- j ' frew, Proprietress. The best I I-rtel in' th" cty. t;orner ujame north side Ninth street, first door east of Charles Hotel. STEVENS, MARK Dealer in tobacco, ci pars, ftc- nuts, can-iies, shot, powtier, uov.ul.,, Willamette street SCHOOL "T-nniTejA Kn'. and vantd r ..i.oj nt fin sr'r's. aii-i .i'i...i-i'. - . 1, ...;! TZZtM- 'Tb-diKir. north of the express nfF.ee. J.-; ""th. WAI TON J. J.-Attomey-at-Law. Office - Willamette street, between heventli nu I T Buckskin .Wn7. Tl "lUvri plia ft deer .Una. Eitfhth st, atltri.lge. I'VDKRWOOD, J. B.-Gen-rsl brokerage business and agent or tLj e -m. mSA1 .,' dep.ll tme.,1, and Hu ll slil be IKl fivJeal,.. 'Th. bogles trib.s T AKIN D K r-a-mlery, nanir, " tX', ihfX etc, WiUamette street, between Eighth and .inin. EULSVOBTH & COe, !D ItUGG IS TS IT TILL CONTINUE THE BUSINESS in Vl iffStt branches at th. oh J " i i. .-r,.. tn ruxtomerf. ou Dl increaseo iauui"-- - inew. As bereVjtore, the most Careful attention given to Prescriptions. FA III K SALE. 4 WELL IMPROVED FARM OF three ciJuvation; ail V 7 W At . menu in f-4 onler, which we vn 1 ??: .A the mrt r5aonAble terma. , ninmwi"' - - -j ootranre i"t PPT " tvJ offi The Amr.rur PraphJs, New York Sun, April 2. The Hon. Carl Si'hurx wi foun.1 oposinc; upon a pi ino tlool nftvr lli si-vere lulinrit ot tuo tlay. Althnuj;!) fviili-nll y fatiirue'l. li" I'xpri'ssi-il great t't;i 1 i tocnnvi'r- upon ilu- kuI) jta'i ol amateur propliocy a Milij'-ot to wl. icli lii nlaiittc'il having given l nidi tl mii'lit. "I belik'Vtt," s;iiil Mr. Suhurz, in ro ply lo a relied fill qiii'di ion, "llmt i' (niL'ht Id liu iih easy to knoa illy t'u hire n ii in to know t!ii y ." "For oi'ilinnrv mortals 'r" "IJy no nu'a'is. I ivIkt only to tlioxi', ol co ii ic, wliosu houIk liac lu'i'ii wovfii by iliw worlil hluinli' into i lie very warp mid wool of ihv icxiui e ot the All j" "Ami lius your souls been woven?" I eu,uii'ii to iiKjuire, "It has," lio replied. "Tin- soul i ot' intjniie essi'iiui. Tims, ahsoluii nr it'laiivc, is a condition o the ti into. Thu koiiI omlooks that is, looks out. Free it from the tram uiels ol tin earthly, ami its outlook is inliiiitu. It titirvcyh w future, il pioplittsk'K. Is llii' prnpoMlion log l.'lll ?" 'Hut how," I askfil, "ilo you gel riil f llio traiiiuu'lN of thi' rarihly ?" "1 havu liniuil rii'at asiislani'u,'' Im ii'plic'il, ''in a dji t 1 1 lea uiiil lisli Music, is tin fiit I inuMi) uini a con slant I'xultalion of thu iinaoiuiilion.1' "Then I am to iindcrMaiiil, ' saiil I, "liut huviug woven yetur Soul thoroughly into the textum of the All,aiiil having ex- ltoil your imugiiia lion with U u u'nl ut innsie, tun, ami lish; von mo in a condition lo lonU'll events." Mr. Schuiz closed his eyes ernl ligiuly ran thu lingers t his liui her Ii it hand over the keyboard ol I he piano in a weired ca icn.a. "Ii is true," he murmured, "I have school eil my soul to that degree I hat it proph esies w.th the uooiiracy of ons ol th" minor prophets possiblu ol Kzckiel."' 'I would esteem il a very great hono-i','' I said, ''it you would coiisi in to prophesy a lit'tlv now." Mr .fcli'uiz intde some objection atiiist. He urged that lo piophesy was against uhlie. policy; that the operation was physieally exh.'iusiing, and always left him very weak, par ticularly in ihe legs; that !hii ho opened the windows ol ihe flesh, so to f peak, tind pel milted his soul to survey tho infinite expanse ol ihe Not Vet, his soul beheld such a mul titude ol things that it was contused and perplexed, and hardly knew what to sele::t and report. To all of which I rejoined thai, this fui ction of his soul was so unusual and su ivmarka bit-thai he o-iglit to consider it not only a joy h-.il a duty to exercise il occasionally. At last, with a weary high, he waived his o'ljt ctions, and eoiisenled to pinpl esy. The following is n summary of the prophesies ol ll'.n II hi. (J;irl .Sohmz's soul., wlicu Jet loo'c ijito ihe vastm ss ,yj- (.j,,. .( t om noti'H lakcll ill Wll at ,(, ,,nM.: 1. This nation is about to enter u a long and happy tr a of peace, prosperity, tjnoti win. scieniiuo pro- giu.-S ,lii:l icttiolio eievauoii. tne U he ushered in hy a scri new era i es ol events entirely uncxp." ieu u"w' 2. Within eighteen inoiiihan emi nent soldier and pt.liiician shall die : t sea of MioiitaiieoiiS coiuhust ion. 3 Within twenty and seven .. .lliari.t. fl ..,;.,, a, b,ll land ill the port ot baltl- ,nri, The same vear a Cinuese ,IB crosl ll.f Ural IlloUUlailiS, all ud vance t . far as N.stn.i Nov rod. 4.' The Atlantic ocean shall he traversed by rail through a svr-iem ol lubes, si nk deep enough to reel in ..niiM water, au.i sustained by im I . i - a. .liii-i mt .r . iiiiii,.i iiiiii,. imtxn w .... ' k n Indian iiisurrici ion, surpas that hav. ever oocrred, n, in the linineJiale future. Ihe chief- ; uliM itl t.1lo military arm thall strive , v.,in l(l surpass it. Mirl itl:il shall ' be defeaie.l by Silting Dull in J ter j r,Ule va- Hietit .rear the Great I Knile river. '1 he point in irue be j .,t. j,,, Uar, Imrz Mild the i ia-.i i,e uiiituuin in a rm,;.!- ; ti. who ,a1l g ari)(lg ' ih. in aione. ariiieil on I v as Urplieus WSS armt'i. vjuelllMg tneir ai;r Ipussious by the divine charm oi clui : 10 I9USIC. t. S on after, and btflore the presi ' ideitial eleeli n of 18-0, in response to S universal popular tii aian-J, a six U-cilh couv.ii"' ' - ' - ' " pas the tou 7 i rep I Wll ; iuei . 8 He he man j 9. Then shall there be no more ! Sunday school airsivncor chanted in th) White Home. In their place shall reound the great fugues of Bach, thu sweet melodies of S.-hu-J)ert, and ihe' inspired strains of thu niairieian of Bayretiih. All present issues shall drop suddenly out of facts, a. id campaign orators of the highest ability shall command Sl.OOO a speech. No wftiotir of the govern metit shall bo appoint! d until he has passed a searching examination in rhetoric, political econ my, geogra phy, and through lass. The only political issues shall be questions of culture, especially in music. 10. In 1884 the presidett ot the United States shall sing at the Aca demy of Music, in New York, the principal rolu of a new opera by Wagner; and with such thrill. ng ef. led Cat he shall he renominated lor a second lent) ty noclaii) ilion in the cnnveuliciis ot nil parties. Fie in tho Hon. Call Schurz's I went directly to the habitation of his immediate predecessor iu thu Interior depart inert. The Hun. Zaccheiu Chandle., of Michigan, acknowledged alouuu that he sometimes practised the art of ni iii.il ion. "I find il ol practical value in politics," he said. ' I don't mind slinwiiig you my method." Ilo rang a hell, aim instantly there i peiite.il a tray containing several ui tides of necromancy, borne by a loiuestio as I lack as the art ilselt. "lie is the seventh sou of a seventh son, '.hat uigger," said Mr, Chandler, ''and this is ihe seventh lime I have rung for him sinee dinner." Iu perfect silence the senator from Michigan illustrated his process of preparing lor prophecy. He filled a tumbler hall futl ot a dark red liquid which yieled a tropical odor, and ad tied some steaniux water lo the saint, i lieu he introiluceti oilier on cull ingredients, nu-1 siniukled hull' i haudhil ol aromatic spice over the whole, at thw same lime siii ring the in, xni re round and round with a , ..1 spoon, mm muitcrng stiaug worus as he slirrud. Thu conjunct ion of thu elements being satistactory, and thu rhaini perfect, he swallowitl the po tion at a single dtauoht, mid without the slightest hesitation. Through the disioiled medium of the glass his mysterious eye seeuud to shine upon mo with more lhau human intelng eiice. I perceived that he was intent ly studying tho particles I spies that remained at tho Uolto:u ot the turn bier. "What do you see?" I asked. He replied in a vou-u husky the prophetic- spirit. "I ree a couiint! over the western tscean with ship Willi a man on board it." "Do you eu nothing else ?" "I see clouds of tobacco smoke rolling out ol thu White House win dows." "And now ?" I see a hous in a western village, Tln-re is crape on the door. 1 see half a dozen men will) knives and saws in their bauds staudid nyc what appears to bu a co pse lyiti flat on its face. They are physicians conducting a post mortem. 'J hey are lookin-r eagerly for someihiug which they don't seem to find. Now they Start back in astonishment and ex citedly talk' and point. .0 oh! No wonder! ;V!)CrcUi- back bone ought to be tht-r have found an eC. I besought the Hon. Mr. Chandler lo continue his observations. "It has all changed," said he, rap idly. 'I see Pennsylvania avenue bi'iMlii.g with bayonets. The sight does my d tl old evs good. I see bavonets and drawn swords in tlie hall of renreseiitalivos. Behind the line ol soldieis I see Yoogene dancing up an.l ilown with deli:ht. That' ri-rhl! D.iuec. biv. dance, lor the il vil will pay the ti IlleiB, and you'll 'et vour se'it on ih floor agaiu. No I s nvse'it. withruill epaulettes half us big n- a demijohns, and trip-p.-ry mi l flinnmery, all over my wee kit. Tiling are a' little bleary in our ieture, but. there's no mistaking my own ifoe." The Hon. Zact heus Chandler pans ed an instant, and look ol grim sal isfaction overspread his .countenance. I see a gallows," be co-itiuued, "creeled on lop of the Washington moiiuiiK-nt. The buzzards are huver- i . i i- ing nrouinl, aun a noiy sways aiowij in the breeze. I know that tace and form. Il is Dion Polt !" A long pause ensued, luring which the Hon. Zaccheus seemed to be gaz big into the dtrpths t.f his own turn bier with astonishment and affright. Then he started up from bis chair with a tremendous oath, and dashed gl ss tipuT the floor. 'There they were again !" he ex imed, with horror aliflV I lip wl,al wri 'olin ' pared ol 'em. ave'bfeii diinj too tuueh prophesy- , young man i" The ligh: Louie tender Shubrick, I leave Astoria some I me this t-k for a cruise north, du-ing which will visit all the light ttiou tb of Columbia river. En;lisi Think Prhlf. of our Shite A correspondent of the London Jiiies has been in this country, and touches oif our state pride in this manner. The rivalry which prevails among all the Stales of the American Uniou is esppcially kern and conspicuous in Minnesota. Kicli State front rugged Ma'ne to sunny Fbrida, and from impeiial New York to ghlen Cali fornia, considers that no other one ri vals or cxccN it. The citizens of each speak as if they had been placed by n kind l riiviJenee oil the mesl favored spot of the whole earth, ami thwy regtml the stranger who doubts whether their good fortune be wholly eiucpticual as a person who is utterly ignorant nml inexcusably prejudiced. Indeed, a new vomer will ingratiate hiiuselt the most eas ly with tuo citizens ot a particular Slate if he can look upon all others, tor the time be ing, through their spectacles, ins wisest i-ouise will be to copy the ex ample of ihe Frenchman ridiculed and etigmaiized by the lute Gen. Sir Charles Napier. That renewned soldier and eccentric man entertained the conviction that all Frenuhmen are hypocrites, ai'd he illustrated this h rsh and ungenerous opinion by say ing, "II a Frenchman were to go to hell, he would put on an overcoat, compliment the D vil on the tinesness ot aio ulimiite, au'I niN, that, H any thing, it was rather chilly." 1 once said something to a Pviinsylvanian, alike laudatory and merited, with re gard to hi Stale. He accepted the compliment as a matter ol course, and replied, "that's so; Peiiusylvnia is best n eveiyihiii"'." Traveling in Colorado shortly uiter the lale total eclipse of the sun, I remaiksd, in the pi ceiice of several citizens, il was fortunate that thu weather lud been c lavorsbltf there fr the pnrposo ot observMlini. One ol them told me, iu reply, "Sir, Colorado can beat the wor .l in cclip-es, as in every tning else." These ii sl uices might be inulti plied. They nil eitiiihii that pri fe in one's Stale, whic'.i is as notable a characteristic of n Untied Slates citi zsn as pride in his country. When Capt, Basil JJ.ill traveled in North Ameiica he bitterly complained ol the pertinacity with which everyone demanded bis opinion about it, and ol t'.e extreme annoyance which was manilested if the reply '"'- Ul,rj serve ily coni limentary. It is lar less common ni w than in bygone day l r a stranger to be questioned c; I'lccrning his views of ihe Republic as a whole, ami lo be expected lo draw a llaUeting comparison betweni it and what the ignorant call tho el fete monarchies ol Europe. It is far more nrnbublo that he will be asked be i In citizens of one State what he thinks of another, and then, unless he display a little ot that French polite nes w hieh Sir Charles Napier detest I'd, Im will givo as much offence s dipt. Bisil Hall gave when he denied that the United State was tho onl-y bil l worth living ii Aarrlals 0 Houston. In t'ju year 18.50, while Houston was governor of Texas, an expedition u-:n fitted out for frontier protcotion. In n,n n.i'i'hase of medicine lupplioe r the governor ga .... i. -:.,.,i!,i 111, IKI-l-'l j ui-palty nl his serious ilispk-asttre. " the reiiiiiiioii inaile tor meaic.u stores by Dr. T , surgeon ol the regiment, were included, Spt. ml Oallici, bottles 'it. The old gentle man settled" his s-u-ctacles upon his nose, ami grsn-ly pulling bia eagle onill behind his ear, real the bil through slowly aud carefully until he caniolo ihe'iiem in question, when he turned to Ihe ilrnggisl an 1 saiu. .4 ir It .what is this Sptf. Vini OillieiV" "That, general, is brandy." "Ah, ye, and dn you know thai 1 have' L'iven positive orders thsl no liquor hhould t furnished for this ex .....litinn?" '-No ceiieral, I was nol aware ol it." The g. eral rang his ludl. "Call Dr. 1' The doctor 1. . i umiiinntiiJ. 'Dr. T "i wbill is Jspts Vini Gallici torV" "inat, governor, is for uake bites." Ap pealing to tho druggist, the governor onnlinilil. 44M, u tJpli ,n, vr. ..... ., -- . - V uy I (iaUie. gooa .or snaae ,.. . - Sir.lt WSO con-.iu.-ie... "I ..V..l C.neral It. HIS oil. Ill SI0W iilow ana measiire-l tones, ''and lliere is Dr. T , who would ebeertiilly content to brt 'bitten by rattlesnake every niomiiii before breakfast' in rder to obtain a drink of this Spt. Vini Gal lii" Hav'tta "bus delivered himself i he approved tne a.-cjullt. The Coo Biy .Im oha-ges a rf.i.iil,l t nai i.-M nl the ueacu with. conduiing bis court iu a style incon .....i. .I...4.IH- or the i weni, im ..... . ij,' i -- adniiuistraiiou ot justice It ttnke. What ihe hsrrl but wll I ra-i-leSlf ss variiiiii-c , . ua V.V.K iJrna. tail, to ..ttblM lhe;tsk.nS courage to .r.?- An !)u of the offender. fa Our Foreign Polity. Minister Taylor is dead; Minister Maynard is visiting relations in Mas sachusetts; Minister Sloughton is traveling somewhere in Europe for bis health; Minister La well haa ap plied for and received a leave of b seiice ami. will shortly leave 111s post; Minister Welsh is dissatisfied with his salai y mid about ready to resign and come home; Minister Noyes is bobbing around tho continent, at tending Grunt banquets and uondol ing with Minister Welsh; Minister Se- is on his native heath, attend I ... - A. inir to pressing personal uiauers; Minister Marsh sick and unablo to at tend lo business, aud Miniiter Foster is making preparation lo come hine in h ave and assist in llio ocenpaney of the lalu Senator Morton's shoes, at present located in Indiana. Notwithstanding these varied dis eases of body, liiiud nud will ot the ministers mentioned, our diplomatic relations with Germany, lurkey, Russia, Spain, Great Britain, 1' ranee, China, Italy and Mexico continue lo he ot the mast li'ieinlly character. There is uot a ripple on the interna' lioual surliice, or the slightest pros pect of a disturbance, so far as we are concerned, anywhere. What little bust ess we buvo al Hies foreign courts is transacted carefully and ex peditiously by tho uuder officer ot legation a" it would boil tho extraor dinary envoys and plenipotentiary -ministers, figuratively speaking, should nil decide to remain away permanently, and th.eir places were kept vacant. Each and every ons of these gen tlemen, however, with tho exception of Mr. Taylor, who is dead, draws his salary with a punctuality which is only equalled bj the regularity of his absence froin Ins postwf alleged duty. This is a total cost to the goveintnonl of $108,000 yearly. The value ol the services performed by those ministers it pretty well gauged by the fact , that the real work, it there bo any such, of the legation goes on us well , it not belter whenthey are away irout their stations us it does wl.en iney are nominally present. In other words, in the real sense of the word, they do absolutely nothing, ior which distinguished service they draw large compensation. The truth of the matter is sum med up in tho simple faot that thore exists no earthly necessity lor the presence of these ministers or any ot their ewstly subordinates at the seat of government of any these countries, with thu possible exception ot Mexi ce. Our felations with tho nations mentioned are purely oommercial, and therefore aie entirety in the hands ol our consular representatives aboard of wlir in we already have many, and might with great propriety havs more. Il has been our national poli cy siuco iho days ol Washington and Madison to have nothing whatever do wiih European international affairs and complications. This policy, if we are wise, will not bo deviated from. Consequently the occupation, properly so-cai!ed, ot our foreign ministers has never commenced, and so long as tho Madisonian theory ob taii.s never will. Therefore, what need of tl em ? Our truo policy would bo to with draw these foreign nonentities and apply the money squandered on them to the developcineiit of our fereigi commercial interests through th ap pointment ot additional consular acents. This is wh.it the democratic p:irtv, when it comes mio pwwci u l88l),Bl0lllJ lUIUKWUteiy prucoeu i lo. - llbani. I was at Saratoga eight or nin years ago and atteuded an entertain went in the ball room of the United States Hotel. Al ihe close an old French gentleman arose and oeggea the audiuee to listen to ins uaujui. . .1. . A. ... m.Iia tlamfeil Sill". Among Win i."" to the request, Una lady aw iwo raiher hhabby fi :ures sdvaqco behiud s 1 1. a it, I frail Llfiuan: they wer hut V I V vs-s ""-- f dmio-htcri, and one was ihe Albani of to day, who was then I'nteued to merely as a matter of coursey. as there was nothing at all iu her voica t'jen to foreshadow the fcmt fame she now enjoys. Tho father wouh', however, persist that hi daughter ..,.l.l ain-r. and.'wlien other l irne-l , . - - ,. (- , x - " - ',.. ... ;...;, . flt, I 111" isim, an. -ii- ,... -(- . -- - w aud difficulties, persiste.i ana -cm, onward. Yeu msy havo read ot inagnificeut home in Iiudsm wber Albsni lives wiih th-t old father at d the sister who w is b. r coinp.miou in Ih ababby bonnet . and ahawl thai failed even in the slightest degree to enlist the interest Saratoga ball room audi uc. Lnely, the u.wspa- pen '.ell h la I twenty three recall i.i on uizlit L f-.re a cnticsl u lieiico i.. St. l eteraourgn, uj me ;.- .u ,behiL,r,ar new busy in , he W ',U, h lira new busy in er launa Is this a reason, dear girl, for 'old Lady" in St. J.vm 7V.'