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3 L f. i- ' ' Li J ! IR BROW. ill- WHOLE NO. 545. EUGENE CITY, OR., SATURDAY, APRIL 13, 1878. $2.50 per year IN ADYANCC. HIE1 11? GUARD. 5he (Sugm (Sitji (tad. . R. ALEXANDER, W. II. ALEXANDER. ALEXANDER BROS., OFFICE In Underwood's Brick Building, over Craiu's Jewelry Store. otTr ONI.y RA.TK"! OF ABVKUTW1NG. Uvertisement. inserte-l a tulliiw nie square, 10 linos or Ism, una insertion t J; each uhjeqiient insertion 11. Cash reijuireil in advance Time advertiser will 1 charge! t the following ates: stiuart three month W 00 ' " - six month. ". one rear... Tmuiient notice, in local column, 10 cent per line ur each Insertion. - Advorti.inu bills will be reulered quarterly. All luh wp" must lie run roa os drlivkbv, POHTOFFICH. ifflre Hour From 7 a. m. to I p. m. Hnntays 'r m J:30 to 3:w p. m, Mail arrive team the a.iutb nn leave. minir north 111 a. m. Arrive, rrom the norm an leavi-. Kinnir v jtb at 15' P. m. For Smisl. Kianklm an! I,on I ,m, clo.e at 0 a. X. on We lo-s Uy. tor UraaTouU -.ii r.mn ilwk mi 1 Ri-fiwn.ville at I P.M. Utter will here I v for lelivst-y half an hour after a rival of traiui. Lette a.houl Hie left t the office hour before mail, .lepa t. A. S. PArrtRSOV.P.M. P.tkikmk UiMUt Vo II. A. t. and A. 11 Meet Srat and thai We Ineartaye in each month. rf"-1!- fPKHcm Hurra T-odok No. 9 I. O M" &0. F. Meet every Turn lay evening. Wiihwhala Enpampiirnt No. 6, meet. n the Maul 4th We in, lay in each month. A CARD. To all who we Buffering from the errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, &c., I will send a recipe that will cure you, FKEE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was dis 'oovertd by a missionary in South America Send a self-addressed letter to the Rev. Joseph T. ISMAN, Rtatiun D. Bible House, New York. GEO. B. DORUIS, " ATTORNEY fit COUNSELLOR at LAW Office on Willamette street, Eugene City. J. C. Bolon, 33 23 Iff "3? S TP - SUCCESHOB TO WEJiSH & HOL.ON- 'OFFICE In Underwood's brick building, over the express office. A. IV. PATTERSOX, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Offlee Nlntli Street, opposite the ft. Charlen Hatei, aad at Keldeicc, KlJGKNK OITV OKKUON. Dr J. dTSihicIs . OFFEUS HIS PJlOFRsMmr. K. vicea to the dtu:.m of E :?!! ' iti i. ; lauiToun lin co intrv. ij,.r-tr toaii oBsrariciovi. oa-is- ..' ' ' INKDI-jBi-jE-iw-r-.-Vi Li '' ' Odbeattlie St. : ,v' C1X BE ?)J idtilise vr 'j n i OiSce i t:i- Koii L'D.je tn terian Oli'iroii. mi B. LAKE. SAN VU jEWELitv :-rv.;i.i-;iiio:ii. , J. S. L'JwiL ' v;- DEAI.EK IM fc-J tS Clacks, Watches, Chains, Je.velry, etc. Uepjiinii'v Promptly lixruit'(l. ' taTAll Wrk Warranted. 9 . J.rf IX' KKY, Ellsworth Co.'s brick, Willamette Street XOIBttK! 5.uHsn:i-: I HAVE ESTABLISHED A LUW3BER YARD On the corner of Eleventh and Y illamette itreets, and keep conBtantly on Imnd lumber of Jill kinds. Seanoned flooring Knd rustic, fenc ing and fence posts. F. B. DUNN. j!y!4-tf OPPOSITION ISTHK LIFE OF TRADE ! SLOAN BR3THEES Ttrat. DO WORK CHEAPER than any other Y shop hi tows. HORSES SHOO FOR $1 50. With new material, all rounJ. Resetting oW .boe S Centa. All warranted to rle aatUlactlon. Shop oa Eighth st, opposite Hum phrey's Stabl6. DR. JOTIX HERRBOLD, SUBGIClt AND MECnAXICAt DENTIST, HAS REMOVED TO ROSEBU1W, Ore gon, where he respectfully offers his ser vice to the citUenU of that place and vicinity fa all the branches of his profession. Mand Stationery Store, POST OFFICE BUILDING, 'eUGEXE City. I have on hand and am conatantly receiving an aamrtment of the Bert School and Miscellaneous Bfk, SUtionery, Blank Books, Portfolios, Cards Wallet. Blank. Portmon iiaea, etc, eta . A. S. PATTERSON. -TEW STOCK OF HATS The best Xl and largest ever brought to Encne. at FRIENDLYU ! I W.'GEMK CITY 33USINESS UIRECTOHY. ALEXANDER, J. B. -Justice of the Teace South Eugene Precinct; office at Court House. AB11AMS, W. II. & liRO.-Plainiiig mill, sash, door, blind and moulding manufactory, Eighth street, east of mill race. Everything in our line furnished on short notice and reasonable terms. BENTLEY, J. W. Private hoarding house, southwest corner of Eleven tli and Pearl sts. BAUSCH, P. Boot and shoe maker. Willara- . ette street, second door Bouth of A. V. Peters & Co. BAKER, R. F '-Wines, liquors, cigars and billiards Willamette stre one door north of St Charles Hotel BOLON, J. C.-Su 'gioal and Mechnnicairea tist, UnleiWKxl brick, over hxpress Oflii BOYD k REXSHAW Meat Market-beef, mutton, jrk, veal and lard Willamette street, between Eighth and mth. COLEMAN, FRANK Wines, liquors, cigars and billiards, Hillumette street, between Eighth and Ninth. CLEAVER, J. Ws General variety store and agricultural implements, southeast corner of ulamette ami seventh streets. CHAPMAN, E. F. Gunsmith repairing promptly done anil work warranted, Lighth street, between lllamette and Uave. CHRISMAN, SCOTT-Truck. hack and ex pressman. All orders promptly attended to. Uitice at express otlice. CRAIN BROS. -Dealer in Jewelry. Watch es, Clocks and Musical Instruments Wil lamette street, between Seventh and Eighth, CALLISON. R. G. Dealer in irroceries. uro. visions, country produce, canned goods, books, stationery, etc., southwest corner Willamette and Kill Sts. DORRIS, B..F. -Dealer in Stoves and Tin ware Willamette street, between feeventh and Eightli. DURANT, WM.-Meat Market beef, pork, veal and mutton constantly on hand Wil lamette Btreet, between Seventh and Eighth, ESPEY. W. W.-Carriaire maker and black ninth, Eighth street, between ulamette and Ulive. ELLSWORTH 4 CO. Druggists and dealers iu jwiuin, oim, etc. tviuamcite bireet, db- tween Eighth and ISuith. FRIENDLY, S. H. -Dealer in drv poods, clothing and general merchandise Willam ette street, between Eighth and Ninth. GUARD OFFICE-Newspaper, took and job printing omce, corner V Ulamette and Eighth s( reetB, up stairs. GRANGE STOEE-Dealers in general mer chandise and produce, corner Eighth and Willamette Btreets. GILL, J. P. Physician, Surgeon and Drug gist, Postollice, Willamette street, between Seventh and Eighth. HENDRICKS, T. G. -Dealer in general mer- cliainiiKe northwest corner W lllumette and Ninth streets. II Y.MAN, D. Variety Store and dealer in Mrs and skins, lllamette street, betwten Eighth and Ninth. liilDES, C Lager beer, liquors, cigars and a hue pv.TH)ii.hole tame, v lllamette street, be tween Eighth nnd Ninth. lEN'KLE, E. T. -Barber and Fashionable Hair-Drt'Ker west side Willamette street, between Eighth and Ninth. i I . VI! 0,1 NO TON, FRANK-Barher, Hair-dres- ser and ba h rooms, east side lllamette st, so :on.l door north of St Charles HoteL ;!:', CNaS. M. Gunsmith. Rifles and :"ivi, breech and muzzle loaders, for sale. ;i -ir')':.' di tic in the neetest stylo and war , : !. - hop on 9th street. WTS. 1. I f. Stoves, and manufacturer of :i :i ' 'le t iron ware, Willamette street, n E'glith and Ninth. IX, J. D. -Fa-ih, blinds and door fac ... . in ii w nnd door franitu, mouldings, . nnd glass cutting done to order. ' A. - Groceries, provibions, fnn'ts, veg t"., illnmette street, finit door ..." itofiice. s .' IIOONEY-Snddlery, harness, sad ! i, whips, etc., Willamette street, be . .a t'.i,;)itii and Ninth. I '1,'EY, J. S. Watchmaker and Jeweler; : ri-ps a line stock of goods in his line, Willam ette street, in Ellsworth 'i drug store. ' irCLA KEN, JAMES Choice, wine, liquors, nn,li-i,:ars Wil lamette street, between Eighth ond Ninth. MELLER, M. Brewery Lager lieer on tap and by the keg or barrel, comer of Ninth and Olive streets. M -PLANA II AN, E. J. -Truck and Droving; all orders promptly attended to. Head quarters at Robinson & Church's. OSBl'RN ft CO. Dealers in drugs, medicines, chemicals, oils, pain's, eta Willamette st, opposite S. Charles HoteL PERKINS, H. C. -County Surveyor and Civil Engineer. Residence on Fifth s reet rEFNINGTON, B. C Auctioneer and Com mission Merchant, comer seventh and High streets. POINDEXTER ft RUSH-Horseshoeing and general jobbing blacksmiths, Eighth street, between Willamette and Olive. PRESTON, WM. -Dealer in Saddlery Har ness, Carriage Trimmings, etc. Willamette street between Seventh and Eighth. REAM, J. R. ITndertaker and building con tractor, corner Willamette and Seventh streets. ROSENBLATT ft CO.-Dry goods, clothing, groceries and general merchandise, southwest corner Willamette and Eighth streets. SHIELDS, J. C.-PhysiWan and Surgeon north side Ninth street, first door east of St. Charles HoteL 1 STEVENS, MARK Dealer in tobacco, ci gars, nuts, candies, shot, powder, notions, eta Willamette street STEINHEISER, S. -Dealer in groceries, pro visions, vegetables, fruits, etA A Ulamette street, lietween Eighth and Ninth. THOMPSON ft BEAN Attorneys at-Law-Underwood's brick, Willamette street, up stairs. VAN HOUTEN, B. C. -Agent for the North British and Mercantile Insurance Company, Willamette street, at Express office. WINTER, J A.-Phot.raphic artist, No. 7!, Willamette street Pictures taken in the finest style of the art, at low rates. WALTON, J. J.-Attorney-at-Law. Office Willamette street, between Seventh and Eighth. WITTER, J. T. Buckskin drewinir. The highest price paid for deer skins, Eighth st, at Bridge. UNDERWOOD, J. B. General brokerage business and agent for the Connecticut In surance Company of Hartford-Willamette street, between Seventh and Eighth. TRY IT ! THBT O. HENDRICKS BKAXD a CRICULTUKAL IMPLEMENTS of Jifftnml nJ industrious, San Frnnchto Twenty-Seven ycir Ago. We found a bleak and m.agr front ispu'ee to our Book oi'Fati'. A few low houses, ami many tents, such as they were, covered the base of Home of the windswept, treeing liillo.over which the June fog rolled it chilling mist. Deserted ships of all sorts were swinging with the tide. A crowd of men swurmeil about what is now Montgomery street, then the mud shore of the bay. It was Alad din s old lamp, however, hoWly as it xeemed, and fortune was there Icr those who had what my father used to call "a stomach tor a fight," or tor those who, born lucky, succeeded by Virtue of the unknown force to which we concede that term. There were then Mime three or four n uulaily built houses m Sail Francis co, representing the Hudson Bay nnd the liussiun hide business ; the rest were canvas ami blanket tents. Ol course there was no lumber there for building, and there were not even i ret s to be cut down ; uor would any man have diverted his attention Imin the mines to go to home building. A little later, when they louud Hie hardships of mining lile loo gieat and the returns too Jtinceitain, the tide turned, and many men came back to make fortunes at steady work in building up the town. Sixteen dot larsaday was ordinary pay for car penters. The young otlictrs of the army and uayy there used to lament to me that their business was so far lets profitable. One of them turned to iirotu his uavmr been on the Wilkes surveying expedition, and made really a great sum of money by piloting' in the thick incoming Heel of vessels of all sorts. I was taken to one of those houses, wheh had been the residence of Liedesdoiff, the Kussiau consul, who Had recently (lieu there. It was a lime of woiideitiil contracts. This was a well built adobe house one story high, with a good veranda about it, and a beaut ilul garden kept in old world order by a scotch gardener. Luxuries of every kind were to be had, but there were wauling some necessaries. Fine carpets and fine furniture and a fine broad wood piano, and no house-maid. The one room with a fire place had been prepared for my sleeping-room, ami had French furniture and no end of mirrors, but lacked a fire. The club of wealthy merchants who had this house together had excellent micese servants, out to make every thing comlortablo to inu '.hey added the only woman tiiat ould be procured, . who accepted a temporary plac of chambermaid at two hundred and forty dollars a month and perquisites. One of the perquisites was the housing of her huslian I dtid children as well aa her self. She had beeri washer-woman lo a New York regiment, and was already the laundress to these gentle men. She was kind enough to tell mu that she liked my clothes, and would take the pattern of pertain dresses, and seemed to thmje it a matter of course that I would let her can y off gowns and wraps to be cop led by her dress maker, a Chinaman. declined this as civilly at I could, but tht result was that she threw up the til nation. The only really private house was one belonging to a young New York- er, who bud it shipped from home, house and fiirmiuie complete a louble two story fiame houve, which when in place, was said to have cost ninety thousand dollars. At this price, with the absence of timber and he absence ot labor, it will lie see" that it was difficult to have any othei shelter Uian a tent. The bride for whose reception this house was in tended arrived just before me, but lived only a few weeks; the sudden j and great cnangca or eiimaie ironi our Northern weaitier into the trop-l its, and 1V m tha; again into the raw, harsh winds of the season at San Francisco, were too much for her, even with all the comforts of her own beautiful home. At a parly given to welcome her the w hole force of San Francisco society came out, the ladies sixteen in number. Visits in the daytime were help as a marked attention. I was told thai "time was worth fifty dollars a min ute," and that I must hold as a gn at compliment the brief visits which were made to me constantly through out the day by busv men. Jessie Uenton, Fremont in Jliqier's Maga line. Almost anybody can send a boy on an errand but only the wealthy haye leasure to spare to wait for him to get back. Avounfflady recently refused an offer of marriage on the grounds that her father was not able to support a largd family. ' The drunkest Wasbinston for man picked up id a year had letters from twelve i tnators, recommending The Canary That Talked Too Such. Annette'a canary bird's cage, with the canary in it, was brought into the library and bung upon a hook beside the window. Out popped a mouse from a hole behind the book case. Whv, what are vote doing here canary V" she said. "I thought your place was the bay-widow iu the din ing room." "So it is so it is" beginning w'uh a twitter, answered the canary; "but they said I talked to muchl" hiding with a trill. " Talked!" repeated the mouse, sit ting upon her hind legs and looking earnestly at linn, "i tnouglit you only sang. '' ell, singing and talking means about the sane tin no- m bird language," said the canary. "But goodm ss g r r rncious!" he went on, swinging raiiidlv to and (Vo iu his lii lie swing at the top ot his cage, ." twas tin y that talked so much my mistress and the doctor's wife, and the doctor's sister not me i said scarcely a word, and yet 1 am called a chatterbox, and punished belore company, loo I 1 feel mad enough to pull out my yellowest leathers, or upset my bath tub. Now, you look like a sensible little thing, mouse, and I II tell you all about il what they said and what 1 said and yon thall judge if I deserved to be banished. " 1 he doctor s wife and the doctor's sister called. " 'It's a lovely day I' said they, "'A lovely, lovely, lovely day!' sang I. 'The sun shines briiihl the sky is blue the grass is green yes, lovely, lovely, lovely and I'm hap py, happy, happy, and glad, glad, glad !' "I hey went right on talking, though I sang my very best, without paying the slightest attention to uie; and wlien I stopped, 1 caught the words' So sweet' from my mistress, and then I sang agtiu: 'Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet is the clover sweet is the rose sweet the song ot the bird sw eet the bird sweet the sweet clover sweet the rose the rose the clover the bird yes, yes, yes sweet, sweet swucll" And us I paused to take bieath, I he rd some one say, 'what a no'ue that bird makes 1 how loudly he sings!' 4Iow loudly he sings 1' repealed I, 'how loudly he sings !' the bird, the bird the beautiful sweet, sweet. sweet, sweet 'But suddenly my song ended, for my mistress got up, uoliooked my cage, saying, 'Canary' you're a chalUrhox; you talk too trucli, and brought me in here. "And really, mouse, a you must see, I didn,t say more than a dozen or so words. What do you think about it?" "Well,, said the mouse, stroking her whiskers and speaki g slowly, "you (IkinH say much, but it strikes me you talked a great deal." "Oh I" said the canary, putting his head on one side and looking thought billy at her out of his rihl, bright, black, round eye. But just then the mouse heard an Approaching footstep, and, without even saying "good bye," she hurried away lo the hole behind the book ease. M. Nicholas. Without a 1'aiity. We used to hear a great deal of talk in Andrew Johnson s time about th president without a party. But Mr. Johnson was not half so badly oil', in this re spect, as Mr. Hayes. Hie latter is not only without a party, but he seems to bo without friends. Per sonal friends and relatives he hoi, )' course, but political friends or ad mirers he is totally destitute of. Alone he stays in the white house. Tolerated, only because he must be, for the time being. Is not tins a mel ancholy position for the so-called president ot the t'teat nation u. u on We do not mean to say that the white I ouse i desrted by society at all. No, by no means. 1 here i plenty ol that, i mi . ...i... and aiwavs win ue, no mam-i uu occupies it. What we mean is that Mr. Havel has no political following. Nobody knowi jut where he stands or what he is, and he does not know himself. The Republicans don't like him, and the Democrats won't trust him. In the Senate the other day, a Keni.blican is reportal as saying, "Let him (Hayes) go where he be- l,inlo the Democratic party. This brought a Democrat to his le t, who retorted that the Detnocr tic party didn't want to adopt any other party's illegitimate spawn, or words to that effect. Thi, taken in con lion with "Sunset" Cox's remark that Haves' messai" in vetoing the silyer bill was "a charge of fraud by a Iraud," shows about the position that the fraudulent President is placed in. His own party abhor hinr, and the Democrats refuse to have anything to do with him. W. IP. Stuteman. Always t ike a roue into your room at the hotel It may enable you to slide out evfn if th re is iinfir. A Lit boardbill is as bad as a conflagration. On a Coffee Plantation. Coffee culture is very intcrpstinir, nnu the growing crop is very beauti - till. The trees at maturity are from five to eight feet high; they are well shaped and bushy, with a gbssy dark grem foliage and planted eight or nine feet npait. The flowers in clusters at the root ol the leaves, and ate small, but pure while nnd very fragrant. The fruit has' 'a rich color, and resembles a small cherry or large cranbeirv; it grows in clus ters, close to the branches, and whvn it becomes a deep red is ripe and ready to be gathered. The trees are raised Irom seed, and do not beuin to yield until the third year. Iu Cen tral America they bear well for twelve or titteen years, although, in exceptional eases, trees twenty years old will yield an abumlarce of truit. The tree is particularly beautiful when in full hlooiii or wheu laden with ripe fruit. The process of preparing coffee for mai ket is as follows: The ripe berries when picked are at first put through a machine called the "despulpudor," which removes the pulp; the coffee grains, of which there are two in each ticrry, are still covered with a sort ol glutinous substance which adheres to the bean; t lie v are now spread out on lar re "patios," made specially lor this purpose, and lel theie, being oecasionaly tossed about and .uriied ovtr with wooden shovels until they are perfectly dry. They are then gathered up and put into the "re trilla," a circular trough in which a heavy wooden wheel, shod with steel, is made to revolve, so as to thorough ly break the husk without crushing ihe bean. The chaff is separated from the grain by means of a fanning mill, and tliceoll'oi' is now thoroughly dry and clean. Alter this, it is the cus tom of some planters to have il spread out on long tables and carefully picked over by the Indian women and children, all the had beans being thrown out. If? only remains then to have it put .into b igs, weighed and marked, befori it it ready for ship ment to the port. On soinn ot the arge plant at inns this proctss is great- y simplified, with considerable sav ing in time and labor, by the use ot improved machinery for the drying and cleaning the coffee.' iScribncr. Status of Indian Mosks. We are credibly informed that chief Moses, on the question of going upon a reservation is defiant, and savs that neitl.er liituscll nor his people will go upon a reservation, that he would pre fer to go to prison, that he and bis people can support themselves where they are, by hunting, fishing and rais ing what grain and vegetables they need, that they want to be let alone, that they have no objections to the whiles settling around them and among them, upon such lauds as they lo not use ami that they will he friends with them. But if the at tempt is made to put ihem upon a reservanon, they will fight to the bit ter end. Moses is represented to mssess about $15,000 in ready mom y, an 1 many horses and some other property ot value. That he and bis people are wfll armed with good guns and consideiable amii.'iition, having been accumulating both guns and amunition ti-oui traders north ol tin1 British lino, and some Irom traders this side dining i ho winter. Moses himself being able to both read au;l write, has gathered full inilligcnce'r of the career of Joseph and hw pres. nt treatment by the govern".""', .. ..II n... ,.! :, . fln.l MflliN iiiuprn hi, iiiv u'li.i dians are fully apprised of w hat is made public through I he newspaper press, and so far as we can gather from those who are conversant wiih other tribes including many of the Ni z Perces now upon the reservation, they are watching with deep interest the'coinlition and purposes of Moses, and if he goes upon the war path they will become his allies, in which event much blood will be shed and much property destroyed before qnief w ill again be restored. A military o company post is to lie ouiit in uie vicinity of the four lakes, wlieretne movement ol Moses can be closely observed, and which will give much confidence to the sellleis in that vicinity. If Congress would to day ibolish the reser-ation system and authorize Indians hom steading laud upon the reservation in severalty, it would do more than all else to insure a lasting peace upon our lrontier, Tetter. Kellogg says she wouldn't marry anybody, That's what tbey all say, but tbey all do it. A boy in Ohio awallowcd a small tin whistle the other day. He feels no inconvenience from it is yet. On the contrary, it may impart tone to his stomach. Some school girls in Pennsylvania were attacked by rattlesnakes, and frightened them away by shaking their red petticoats. Dear! dear ! why didn't Eve think ol that ? The Gentleman of the Labor World. While in Albany, we are told, this 1 distinguished gentleman bedaubed himself all over with war paint, flourished his tomahawk and scalping knife, and threatened deeds dire against all connected with the ltcconl, should it dure mention his nam" again. We are informed upon the very best authority that he remarked in the preseiice of icvcral gentlennn that, if the editor of this paper did not let up on him, he would come to Salem and "blow the top ot his head oft." He even wanted to demolish our friend Norton, because he sup posed he had some agency in pro ducing what was said of him in the columns of this paper. We prize tho top ot our head very highly, and being excessively frightened, we shall observe caution in all we say or do that will have any relation whatever ', to tlmi great Generalissimo of the la bor Informers and party. It is truly unfortunate for this mighty political chiellaiu that be will permit his pas sion to get tho better of his bulge- ment, for in the degree that his pas sion predominates, in that degree Iocs he lose influenco over the minds of men. This is painfully apparent in the lact that at the mass meeting of Wot kingtnen in Portland, a few days since, i i the preamble to their resolutions they slated in emphatic language that they wished it under stood that Mr. Edmunds had nothing to do with their movement. We coiinsul hi in for his own good, but if he will persist in bis perverseness, he must take tho consequence. We have a communication in hand reveal ing his history, which may well bo st) led a "sweetener." We withhold it for the present in truth we shall do so tor all time, if he behrtves him self. But if he persists in his savage- ry, the "Oregon Mechaii'u shall ap- pear in ord. all its gorgeousncss." lleo- EdmundY Little Joke. Senator Edmunds says there are so many presidential candidates on the committee on judiciary that business is very much behind- He says that on the day when the committee meets, Conkling will come in first ' and find a slim attendance. He w ill Bit a little while, impatiently, nnd say : "Well, I don't suppose there will bo a quorum this morning, and I have other mailers to attend to. It Davis and Thurman would drop their prusi dentiat aspirations and aitend to com mittee business we could do some thing." - And lie will go out. Thou Thur man will come and asks : "Where's Conkling V" When told that he had been in and left lo look after other matters, ha will say: "Where's Davis?" "Davis hain't come." "Well," Thurmnn will say, "Conk ling and Davis have got the presi dency on the brain and of ccurse we can't expect anything of them, Call me when you get a quorum." And he will go out. Then Davis will come in and say : "Well, Conkling and Thurnian are absent again. Those two men are so busy working' up their presidenthl campaigns that they neglect their senatorial duties." And so it goes, every week, Ed munds sr vs. Tin lid bo WTV I uool nio 1. IjUUU l r. . T .1 and boisterous laughing. 2. Heading when others are talking. 3. Talking when others are reading. 4. Cutting finger nails in company. 5. Joking oihors in company 0. (Wing rudely at strangers. 7 Leaving a stranger withouta ssat; 8 Making yourself hero of your own story. 9. Heading aloud in company with out being asked. 10. Spitting about the bouse, smok ing or ch wing. 11. Leaving church before worship is over. 15 Whiporing or laughing in the house of God. 1.1. A want of respect and rcverencrt for seniors. 14. Corroding older persons than yourself especially parents. 15. Receiving a present witl.out art expression of gratitude. 1G. Not listening to what one is sayoig in company. 17. Commencing to eat as soon as you get to the table. 18 Answering questions that have been put to others. 19. Commencing talking before others have finished speaking. 20. Laughing at the mistakes of others. An old faimerinthe east of Eng. land, having been asked why ho got married on December 3 1st, shrewdly answered with a imile: "It was to I give the lie loan old saving in our parts tlat no one was ever manie.l i without repenting! before the yeir I was out." r.'i Li i' 1- ! I t .11 i J 1 : I iJi I -1 , ; '4 ' i i: in !, f