The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, August 11, 1877, Image 1

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EUGENE CITY, OR., SATURDAY, AUGUST 11, 1877.
$2.50 per year IN ADVANCE.
She (gttjjrne (City (Otnnl
. It. ALEXANDER, W. U. ALEXANDER.
ALEXANDER BROS.,
Publishers and Proprietors.
OFFICE In Underwood's Brick Building,
over Cralu's Jewelry Store.
OUB ONLV
BATK9 OB ADVKHTISING.
Advertisements inserted as follow. :
ne square, 10 lines or lew,' one iiuertion 3; each
aMequent insertion IL Cash required in silvan oe
Time advertisers will le charged at the following
rate. : - -
One suuars three month" IS M
" six months .'
a oo
one year.,
13 0.1
Tnuulent notice. In local column, M eenU per line
r each insertion. ,
Advertising bills will be rendered quarterly.
, All lob wo" must be aid tor on uklivkut.
FOSTOFFiCK.
ilfflce Hour. -From 7 a. ra. to T p. m. Honiara
fteml:MtoJ:3flp. m.
Mail arrives (ram the aouth and leaves wmag north
10 a. m. Arrirea from the north an I leave. KoinK
rath at 153 p. m. Fur Smishiw, Franklin an I Ismit
T m, close at 6 A.M. on We Inc. lay. For Crawfords-
Letters will be ready for delivery lull fan hour after
rival of trains. Letter, ahould be left at the office
ue hour befora mails depart.
A. b. PATTERSOV, P. M.
. NOD IK I I US.
v Vn II A V anil A V
ft
riuu.n. ww-ii i -- -
Meet, first and third YYelnealaye in each
month.
' jisntt Hptiicfb Bmri tanas No. 9 I. O.
0. F. Meets every Tuos lay evemujr.
VJjjijM' WlMWHL ExCAMFUKST No. 6,
assets on the td an 1 4th We Inn lya in each month.
LON. CLEAVER,
PE 33J g iS "317 ,
ROOMS OVER MIIS. JACKSON'S M2
linery Stem,
WILLAMETTE STREET. '
DR. F. WELSH
HAS OPENED
DENTAL ROOMS
Permanently in the Underwood Brick, Eujene
City, nd respectfully solicits a share of the
public patronaje. Refers by permission to J.
It Cardwell, Portland. v
A. W. PATTERSON,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
fcfllce on NlnVli Street, opposite the St.
Charles llatel, and at Ke.Ueiie,
,KlJOKNK CITY OBKOON1.
Dr. J. C Shields
OFFERS HI3 PROFESSIONAL SER
vices to the citizens of Eugene City and
inrroundini country. RpeiH.il attention given
is all OBSTETRICAL CASES and Ui ER
IN E insEASEB entrusted to his care;
Office at the St Charles Hotel.
i DR. JOSEPH X GILL
CAN BE FOUND AT HIS OFFICE or ros
ideaca when not prof sssionilly engaged.
Office at the
POST OFFICE- f)RUG STORE.
Residence on Eighth street, opposite Presby
ierian Church.
Chas. M. Horn,
PRACTICAL G UNSMITII.
' --a, .DEALER IN GUNS, RIFLES,
TOt'T and materiuls. Rspiirini? dune in
ftfTT the neatest style and Warranted.
Sewing Machines, Safes, Locks,
V etc., repaired.
Guns loaned and ammunition furnished.
GEO. B. D ORRIS,
ITTORSEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
Office on Willamette street, Eugene City.
WM. PurcJiasing Agent, .
B. SANFltANCISCO,
LAKE. PAL.
JEWELRY ESTABL1SMENT.
J. S. LUCXEY, a
DEALER IN It j'S
Clocks, Watcnes. Chains, Jewelry, etc.
lupniriii!! rrompuy c-xhciiicu.
CSrin Work arrantrJ.
J. S LUOKKV,
Ellsworth 1 Co.'s brick, Willamette Street
t
B6nk and Stationery S!ore.
ajt nrFirE BUILDING. EUGENE
receiving an assortment of the Bert School and
City. I have on hand am! am constantly
Allscetianeo:is iwo nummn, - ,
Portfolios, Cards, Wallets, ItbufH Portmon
aaea. etc. .etc A. S. PAf fERSON.
OPPOSITION
IS THE
TTT717 HI? TR ATAP t
SLOAN BROTHERS
"tTTILL DO WORE CHEAPER than any other
YV anopiatowa.
HOUSES SHOD FOR $150.
Withaew auterkl, aU ronJ. Bearttinf old ahos
t Ceal.
All wrsrrstaled im c' aitUfaeHo"'
Shop on Eighth at , oppjsi'n Hum
phrey's Stable.
DR. JOHX II ERR BOLD,
irEGIClL IECB1MC1L DEMIST,
H,wh.X .9h
noes tn the citiienU of that t.Laoe
.uotbiui;
ST. NICHOLAS,
"Vit k'Hgof nil pnhliml inn iuntil fir llit
young on e-ilirrmdi nf tin Athmlic." South-
saitini (Kny.lmi'l) Observer.
The thirl votums of this innmpv-shle Mazarine
i now complete I. With it- sou mv.l .t ivi nairea.
an i six nun ire i iinut anousiw spimni aerials,
its ahoi te" stories, poems. n 1 a'tetchee. etf.. ete. . in
ita ueaulifiil hin limr nl le I an I sn ! I, it l the mint
aplen 11 I tcilC ito.S for Imya an t iritis ever iiauedf torn
tho press Piiee, II; in lull gilt, 13.
ST. NICHOLAS FOR 1877.
Whirh npena ith Novemlwr, 1S78, bevina a ahnrt
anl very eiite'taininir a'ril f'om the Frem-h, " 1 he
Kiiiplom of the Ureely," A utory aluntel to tlte
'llituVaitivinir aeion. Another aerial of absorbing
interest to boys,
" HIS OW.V JlARTER,"
BT I. T. THOWBUIDOIt,
author of the 'Jar.k Ilaunl Sto ies," in the Christ
mis Holilay um'er. Itesi lea aenal atu-iea,
(.'hrllmuiaturiea,lively aketilie,piniaHnil pirtu ea
for tlie huli 1m) a, au 1 aome: aatoninliiiiir illustratiui.a
of ilrieninl sportx, with 'Ipiwiiiim ly ianieealiHt',
Tim (JlllllSl'M IS HOLIDAY NUilllKK UF
SC. NIOilnL As.aupsrUy illuitmtel, oouUins
rei 7 iutei et i nir puper. st1
" IHF. BOYH OF M Y CHILDHOOD?!
By WILLIAM Ct'LUtS B.irNT.
Di nnt Tuil In liny St. Niclin'ss fur the
ClirisliDus lliilidiiy. IMim. 'J5 (Vn's.
. PuHnir the rer thei-e will l intei-estinir mner for
boys, by WilUm Ciil'en II y.tnt, John t. W hiltier,
Thoiima Hiiirl.os, NViKmiu lluwitt. Dr. Hollanl,
v oive .iiaiaioiitiii, .Nmiorn i. Hunt, nans K.
htut-kton. an I others
L'heie will lievtoiiea.Bket-hosanliMiemaofapeeiul
inteiest to villa, by Hr iet Fnwott p.llfod,
aau 0'Kh lire, a'ali Winter KellianTi KliitMh Ftu
ait Piieliw, Lmiiut Aloott, l.uuretiu P. Hale, CVha
ThaxU-r, SUii Mapes llodjp, anl many otlieis.
'I Uers will im iilao
"TWELVE SKY PlfirURES,"
bt or. FROITOB,
the At-omer. with iiiitm, afcowimr'Toe cta- of
Eiuih Montli. ' will lie likely Ui an pus in inteieat
any series in popular tuieuje recently art van Ui the
pultlte.
AMl'FEMF.Vr NU IVSTRUCl'IOV, with
FjS ASU FKOLlO.anl WIl' AVD WI.SDnM,
will l-e miiurlel ahe etofo'e.aul NinioLAS wnl
couttnue W delifiht the youu auJ vive pletuu.e to
the oil.
liOOD NEWS FOIl 110Y3 AND OIRLO.
To meet thedemanl for a riie iner Kt. S'icholas
Gilt-B.. the priee of T ils. I an I II has lieeu ie
dm-el t4iti h. l lietluee Vulumea, in an ele.'iiiit
lilimry iwe, are aill for l lln full tfilt, I.V, a.i
that all limy give thel'- chilhen a Complete act.
I l.ee v ilnmeaooiit ilum i eatia tivemtUi ial than
fifty 'lolls a wn til ut or Unary ehil hen s Ikeiks.
Milviiiptioii niiee. 3 a veil -. The tlnee tiouu I vol-
nmea an 1 a siii wiripiioii f.i this yeironly I3 hui
aerii with the ne eat neiva Ifttloi , or aen I money n
che, k; or 1'. O. Money inter, nr in retralS'el leiter,
to Hcuiu.NF.n A: Co , 713 l):oulwny, N. V. -
rs.S.A.McCain&lt1ss C. Ccnnar
DRESS MAKING
AND
FANCY HAIR WORK of all Kinds.
WIGS, SWITCHES, BRAID?,
WATCH GUARDS, BRACELETS, ETC.
Made to oruer.
Corner Willamette anl Tenth Streets,
ap23 5m EUGENE CITY.
ST. CjUSUS H3TEL,
EUGENE CUT, OREGON.
MRS. A. RL:iFP.LV,
Prop
Having again taken possession of the old and
well known
ST. CHARLES HOTEL
Which has been newly furnished and refitted,'
is now ojien foe, the reception of guests.
1 have nlteen rooms in the
FIRE PROOF BRICK BUILDING
making 50 rooms In all. It is the most commo
dious and best apjiointed douse in the State
south of SuLin.
FREE COACH TO THE HOUSE.
A. HICNFBEW.
B. H. JAMES,
UANHFACTfKER OF
TIX AM) SHEET IROA WARE,
Willamette Street, ,
Eugene City, Oregon.
Keeps conitantly on hand a complete assort
ment of
Tin and Sheet-Iron Ware, Stoves,
Ranges,' Pumps, etc.
Repairing douo promptly and in the best
manner.
Positively Cured.
All suffers a from tlila diiwiae that ai anxious to
len el.ei'iiult ty Dr. Kliiei' Cilcbml
ed Cniialinipl .ve I'ou d' ra. lheai Powlc a
a e tl.e only p.ewiiMon known tout will en-e Cnil
aumplloii an I all 'liaea-ea or the 1 lironl and
l.llll:i tu leel, so at onr ia ourf.it u in them, an I
a! u. niiivime you th .t tl.ey ate no hunmur, we
willfowa I to ve y -ulc.e , J mail, puat pal 1, a
fir Trial Box.
We ilou t want your money until yon a-e perfertly
aatiahel uf Hieir eunttive piwe a.' If your lire is
wo'ih aivinr, dn t -leUy iuyivmr thert PoW
derwa t ial, aa they wi I u ely en e yo'i.
P. n, for la s-e ., 11 on, sent t any part of the
Unite 1 r-tatea o Cua la by mail on iet-e.pt of prier
Addieas,
AMI A itonuixs,
JOD FCLTiJI 8TSF.KT, UllOOKLTS, S. t.
FITS EPILEPSY,
OR
FALLING -SICKNESS
FrrmauH-inly C ured luinibnx by
one in- nll.'a iiniie l Or. Ooiilnrd'a
elrbial-dl laliible fit fa der. io
nrtiv.n x i-uie ia that t in pow le a win loall '
laimtut them, we w II aen 1 them hy ma I, pom
Bald, lre Trial as ir. mmib
w.eouly pnyah ian titit law ever ma le Ui'a liN.iar
; ltt...Mj i,, i . u, kn iwie lire tl ihhm la
haveieen prrmarrml? rnrtd ly
rt.ert! Pow den, Me will nar -nier p r
Itiawnt a e in eve y .mar, u relUMd Jou all
mol.ej Siperdrd. All aufle ma auuull ve
tl.eo Powieiaaa rally Ulal, all 1 M C.BViwelul
their ra ative puwe s
P.iee, l,f lain liix.H IM, 4 l-iea for !0 f),
nt ly mail to any pint o Unite I euiea or -n a
ua leceiptof piiw.ur l y eip.eS.C O. l. A-Hieaa,
ASH A KOUI1IVS,
IN) Frtroa frmrrr, B rT, S. Y.
M R K K T ,tM'"
- - - - - - ' i
BCYO i REN3HAW, Proprietors
will
KEEP CCXSTASTLT OS HA5D,
or.tr.
VEIL.
run at'TtOV.
Dried Vl. of all i !a
l.rA TluW.tte vTill
eU Beel ia rhonsa lima I to I otots.
! iCrKTLTUBAI. IMPLpENTS
is. -Sut-v'riPTrtR
A BIDDEN CIHE.
VT EU0KNR J. HALL.
A melancho'y woman lay
li sickness on ber bed,
An I, in a faint and bro'cen Toica, .
To her sad husband sail :
" Dear D.wld, when my earthly form1
II is tu ned to li.eless cla",
0 wit an weep a tittle wuile,
Nor throw yourself away.
"I know a woman, kin J an' true,
On whom you may depend ;
Oh I marry Amanita Jones
. She ia my dearest friend."
"Yes; Hannah, I have wanted lonjf
To apeak o' this bifore J
For Amarilla Jones an' I
Have talked the matter o'er."
" Then you an' Amuilla Jones
Hjvo been too sin ut and sly ;
1 tell yo j, DAvid Wilkinson,
I'm not a-goin to die !"
Her dark' eyes fUshed; her strength re
turned ;
She le;t her bed of pain ;
A week had scirce.y passed away
When she was wu.l again.
1IB WAS A VET.
He wns an nged vel., it m1 mnn lieiT
iiittt inir riinvtiiin u iihllic iiii'mniiiimI
trniil ft I lie OliMviiunl. lie iirtd Iok(
his K l'i hi uf mi l p.ii l "I liis Icti cliuvk'
irviiij imimcIiiVhmih v i 1 1 1 a ImzZHaw;
'I'lii" liiiin iiiil pri'vioiiH to lln' l.'ile
vtnr, no linn iliu iniiiiliiieil palriut
was dubaiTtMi lite iniviiU'ly ol ti-lu-
my; tin the rei 11 fjravcH nl his niicK,'
liir liin uliMiH nnil liis tiii H, Uoi nml
Ins naiit f IhdiI. That in ull iinaina
ry, lor our vol. hml no hIihi's nor
(.'rt.'tii fravi-H imr lli'nigs. lit li.it
only h clu'i-k l lint liinmed ilie buzz
hhiv nn mie ami, Tlif vet. tin lif
flMl bflufi' UK, hid a bivaih ruiyjje.s
litH nl hull iliijt'Mril whisky He
oiiktjil like 1 1V;irl (O. O) uml
Hiiii'lleii like Zat li Clianilli-r.
Tnu vet. uouhl not u to ilui fii-lil
lim ing I In; war. The ticlil woulil mil
liavi' him :U uny ptite. lint alter llie
cruel war wii8 titer he y n in ihe
inosi .'a'lanl manner I lie drain I Army
ot iliu Iffpnlilio, ami went imc llio
lnisiiieK uf Birewinir flower. One
annul anl nno let!i;eil vel 8. were
ccaire in tu G. A. U., and so Ihe tew
vein t tins fiiiitilalid Wire teinltily
eared I'nr, Our Irii iid ut ihe one arm
hud a 'Hynii uii'," an lie called ii, Bhnig
wiih a one lejined vet', who met with
liis cuMiiiliy under an rxprcfM waguu.
J3i iwei ii Decoiaii hi dayi I hey did
nulhini' ns messeitgei'ii ut the rate ol
him niy rite dnlliiis a nninih, and on
D uni'iit ioii D;iy it wail ineir duly In
aland arniirid will) flowcra and weep
while John L)i:in reterred to lln in an
I he maimed lint iniim.riiil lieroen ol"
the bliiiidy conH cl, Wiih a touching
relerence lo the chipot Slate thai lia I
a helni ii'.d a man at the helm, and
oilier iiiaiililiil and eloijuent tiurev
ol fpeech mid flower ol i lietoric.
"And now," said the aired and mn
I tinted vel., pard. and I are turned
out. Alter all our cervices we are lo
get up ami iril, and our place i tr" en
to two Idoody oonledV, nie ironi Vei
'jinny and the other Jioui Alabama.
My pard ia ot this iniinito m il in nl
llie loot ol'vourflialina Hhudditi' tear
over hin one lejr. want the use ol
your lacile pen and valuable journal,
sir, lo cxpoKe ibin ihinjf. They call
it civil aervico rtTdriiL I call it h I,
I do, and I waul it cx-nfril."
We prouiim d ihin mutilated aoldier
of them G. A. 1!. 10' vent ilui e hi
wriniL'H, and lie alnlked out, eitlUucd
with hn appeal l!lroiii;h trie press lo
an indignant publiu. Capital.
Ax En'jli'li bi tter maker of Inrrjrp
exe-i n' ,wh now vi-iislliicountry
tor lite pui'iiose tf looking over our
elneso and butler dairie", gives llie
lnlliiw:nr inf'iirinalioii ciincrin'n' a
moiludih )racliee among tliu bt'Kt
lii i er Duikers nt England, bardeniuii
or rendering bailer firni and aolid
liiiiiuo; hut wealber: C. ibotmie ot'io
r!a and alum are used for this purpose
made into a powder. For twenty
pounds nf bulter: ond' teasponuful ol
carbonate, ot eod.-i and one li a-pomilul
ot powdered alum are nlbtiiled inti.th-:
eratilife time of ilinrninir, and pill
into the cream. The effect of this
power ii to make the butter become
linn, and lo give it a'clean, awect fla
vor. It docMiot filter into the bmler,
but ils rti linn ia on the cream, and ii
p;im or! with the bmteitnilk. The
ingn dim a ol llie powder should not
be mixed until required to be uae I,
nr at the time the 'jri-aui is in the
churn ready lor using.
A Solicitor, who was. ri iiurknbte
lor the len.'ih an l sharpneoa nf his
Hon:', once told a lady that if ahe did
not iminediati lv -iile a matter in
di-piite. b wouhi file a bill a'jsin.t
her. 'Indeed, air," Mid llie lady,
"ilifff i no iicaity tor vol flt
.
y.mr lor l am sure u it marp
enoU'di already."
'Snobs," sai I Mrs. Snobs to her
I husband, ihe day alier thr ball
'"SiM.bs why did yn dance with everv
'"r "" "fv.w
I not iced nie?" "WVy, my dear," said
Ihe devoted Snobs, ' I was only prac -
I ,.;, hill wv d 8l the uble - re -
i erviD2 the best lor 109 last."
BOTTOM FACTS ABOl'T Ifll LES.
The mule tho fitly animal tli.it
Noah d.du't lake into the ark with
him. 1 have looked over t ho iriirhl
list carefully, and could not cee a mule
waybilled for any place. So clear
headed A man Noah did not dare
to lake one on hoard, as he knew he
would k:uk a hole ihi'ou;h l.er in less
than a week, I don't know n man
on whose head you could pour quick
silver And run less risk of apil'ing it
orTihan on NouhV He was' a dread
ful level headed man, and before the
freshet was oyer everybody on earth
re'iliacd the fact.
The origin ot ihe mule is enveloped
in a trooddeul ol mvstery. Tradition
informs us that when theUlood had
subsided and ihe ark had landed on
Mount Ararat. Noah was very much
surprised in one ot bis first observa
tions lo find a good, healthy mule
standing on the lop ot an' unjoining
mountain', Tho samu ira'diiioii' in
forms us thai the mule is the only an
imal that lived through iliu flood oil.-
side of i ho ark.
The mule can bo Considered in a
good many ways, thoui;li the worst
dace trom which to consider him is
directly from behind, anywhere wiih
in a radius of ten tort. 1 never con
sider a mule iron) that point, unless
1 am looking out thrtnii'li ihe 11 Uu of
a boiler, ,
5vm captains and .leople who have
to do wiih m'ulfis always pay an cxiia
rate lo lite insurance companies. A I
mule and a bill ol country where yel
low lever is nidi-rcnous uciierallV
siand lln; same an regards tho ileal Ii
i ale.
The word mule comes from the
Greek, and signiHes "to sloi ," and
the mule himsell comes (o smp also.
Like multiplied by like produces like.
Grasshoppers multiplied by t;rassiiop
pers pro. luce Conine, ami poU'.o hugs
iiniltiplied by potato bugs produce .
rise io the price of yeast. iSut when
you try to multiply mules by mules
they don1! multiply, and In nee the
word mule. Yon may surly your
arithmetic, and read iluouyli all ot
Tiiiin'a lectures, but you caniml dis
cover why this is an, any more than
yi u can why a wiuiiau cuunnt put on
a luMn-r without Icuiiing up aguuisl
sonieihing.
Tho muk has one more leg than a
inilkiutr. siool, And he can stand tut one
and wave l!ic other three round in a
many tliff'icnt directions, lie has
only three senses, hearing, seeing and
smelling, lie has no inure sense of
taste l ban a stone jug, and will eal
ftKythini! that contains niiiriment,
ami hu don't care two oeots whether
it be one per cent, or ninety-nine.
All he asks' is to pass him along bis
plate, wiih' whatever happens lo be
handy io md the pantry, and he won't
go awny and blow how poor the
steak is. He j'l.-t eats wluieyer is
set be tore him, and asks" no que
lions.
Mules are naturally deaf, tint thai
supreme wisdom ihul teaches the lit
tle boy to wipe his nose on his sleeve,
has titled 'the mule out with a pair ol
ears thai counteracts in dealness so
he can hear as readily as it person
when you don't waul him lo. I hese
cars answer a double pu'posc a
tunnels to pour Sound into his ears,
and also, as fans lo brush nny the
flies with and keep Irs head cool.
They are hung by hinges to tho hides
of his head, uml flap backward ami
forward like a pair of wet trousers on
a boy's legs. In cold latitudes quite
a tasty business is, dune in mules'
ears, The ears are cut nlfainl dried,
and sold for snow shoe,' ami then the
stubs are trimmed up and the mules
are sent south and sold for horsas. In
this way A great many flue horses
were purchased lor the army of the
United Ssiafeg.
It I wen lo have a largo picture
of innocence to hang op in my parlor,
and I did not wish lo sil for it invself.
I lli'iik I should a t a correct likeness
of a mule. There is .innocence enough
depicted in a millu's countenance lo
tit out a Sunday .School clu-s. It looks
as guileless as an anzle worm.
A miil neter grewa old sir dies.
Once Itrouht into existence, he con
limit's on lorevi-r. The original mule
is n'ow alive somewhere in ihe South.'
Mules are chi. flv louiid in tin' South
and West. Tin y have been more
abused than Judas Iscariot. A boy
who would not throw a stone at a
ii, uV if he it"l a chance would be con
tub red by Ida parent loo mean to
raise.
The mule is a good worker, but he
cannot be depended on. lie is b ible
to sink.', and wi.eu a mute strikes
human calculation tails to find out
any rule by' wliich lo reckon when be
will yd lo w.uk aaiii It is useless
, , , U M;ll m.,re
bea'ing ihan a silling r..ntn carpel.
He liss been know n to stand e'eveii
days in one soot spoarently thinking
nf anmethiii":. and then start off again
as though iioibiiig had h ippeued.
Down South hen I bey bate a sur
plat of small daikiet on the plant
1 lion, they, send llu-m out imo the
: ban. yard to ..lay w
w here I here is a
They always bid tbtifl
IIOOStlHIUie. iuctsii
good bye when they start out, lor!'rEH,lo up TI,E BlACK HILLS.
they are sure Ihe purling will be final
This is the most economical style of
funeral now in the market.
To fuily appreciate ihe mule, one
slioiilil listen to his voice. Y.iu never
can really know whether you like a
mule or nol li'l yoj have heard hi in
si ig. 1 nftciided a mnlo conccri al
Fort Snelling. The prograinine
tipened with a soprano aolti, and then
swung into a duel, and then pranced
off into a trio, billowed up by a quur
lel, and ending with a lull chorus of
150 mules. I didn't hear ihe .thole
fh'itig, for when I came to tint regi
mental surgeon waa standing oyer me,
powerful restoratives, and I heard him
say that I mioht possioly gel out
aaiu, though I would never ben well
man again, I have been t hrinrli the
New York Stock exchange, and spent
part ol a day in a boib r factory, and
have been on ono or two Sunday
school excursions tor children, but I
never knew what iinine was till 1
heard a lot ol army mules bray.
One of the dead certainties about a
mule is that he is sure footed, especial
ly wiih his hiud feet. 1 1 o never1 mis
places ihem. , f he advertises' thai
ids feel will be al a certain spot ut a
certain time, wiih a sample of mule
shoes lo which he would cjII v'oiir in
tern ion, you will always tinii them
lln ro al the appointed time, He is
as reliable as t lie day of jinlgmni;,
and he never cancels an eug.igeiiuiit.
Every man now 'iviug who drove a
mule team during I bo war now draw
a pension, (
I never owned a inule.' I came
hear buying one once. He was tl tine
looking animal ; his cars stood uu
like the side spi es on un Episuopal
Church. His tail waa truuuied down
mi that il looked like a tar luuth
leaning up against him. He was
stuped oil' like l h; Aim ricun flag,
and Uaphacrs cherubs never looked
more angelic than did that mule. He
looked all innocence, (hough he was
in no sense, The O vner sat in the
wagon, wiih his chin testing on Ins
hand and his elbow resting on his
knee. In (he other hand hu held a
slick wiih a brad in the end of it. 1
examined the mule and asked the mun
a lew questions, and outot mere lot m
inquired it the mule was kind, or if
hu Kicked? "Kind? Kick?" said the
man, and thosH wete the last words
hu ever uttered, Hu leached his
slick over ihe trout ot ihe" wagon and
stuck Ihe brad into that mule. Ii
was awlul to see u man sun lied on',
as quickly us he was, Ii almost took
uway my breaih he wi m so suddenly.
1 never saw the thread ol lile snap so
abruptly as il did on that ouuasinu.
He didn't have tine lo leave a niea
sago lor his family. Thai inulu sim.
ply ducked Ids' head, mid then there
was a pair of heels flew out behind ;
there was a crash, a flying of splint
ers, atill that was all ;' and the next
moment that mule ami I stood aloiir,
my lace covered Willi astonishment
two leet tleep, and his cnvcied witn
tarl ot mi old In idle. The next day
read an accoiiul in the lelegraphic
tiews ol u shower of flesh in Ken
lucky, I wits' t.hu only man thai
cm(ld explain that phenorm tton, and
I di I not diiru lo I .'Hi I should be im
plicated fu the uffuir with ihe oilier
mule.
I Lave seen deaih in many torr;.s,
but 1 don't recoiled ever seeing a tu
ncial gotten up ujih less pomp and
di-pluy us on that ociasnn. Il I
ha i my choice, to cither work in a
niiro glycerine bictory or take care ol
a mule, 1 should go lor the factory,
at in caso of an explosion there would
bj mure possibility ol my friends
finding some little mementoes ot me,
will) which to assuage their iirief. A
very small piece ol me would lighten
a very big sorrow.
I will hunt round, and if I find any
ollu-r facts thai belong to tho mule 1
will wiile them down and send them
lo you by express, U. O. D. Geo. A.
Quimhy.
IiEDLCHO Those teat fill Jeicmiahs
who' were prophesying vvryihing
would go to uicrlastiuti smash in
Louisiana and Soulh Carolina as soih
. ...
as the troops were wiiiitirwn, can
wipe I heir weeping eyes. In Louisi
ana ihe State bunds have shot up
Iroiri CU In 80 cents on dollar, and are
still buoyantly riiug toward pur; and
in Sou h Car dna the tax rale has tern
reduced I ruin i mills lo 7 mills on
the dollar.
A Young Man applied at i news
paper office the oilier day for a s tu
ai'nii. IJuve you i ter ha 1 any expe-rtem-e
as an (diioi? inquired the
newspaperman. Well no out exactly
replied the ambitious aspirant, ciiuti
(inslv. Hut I've In n cow hided a
nunils r of timet, been inaii. d quite a
Idle, have worr borrow.d i-loihrs
. for ihrei- years, and n vi r had a cent
of money. S I thoubl I niiht
Wolk ill. He was nigiged.
Mold Ox Catsup. To kieoin.iid
' from rising on catsup or t iekli-r, add
a lblfpo.itilnl of L'ryUoJ borsciaduh
'16 every qoart
The other day, wheaa wagon load
of bull heads was dumped out in Cua-,
ter City, as waou loads had been.
1 1 iiinped out every day before grasa
.started, the first roan to weloome.
iliemtoihe infant city was a chap
live feel high, ami weighing accord,
iuirty. There was a blood slain oa
his lelt cheek, n scar on his right, and
he had rfcico eyes, a voice like a roar,
ing linn, and a bad limp in one ot his
legs. He was hin ling out a tent
pin wiih a big bowie knife as lha
wagon dmve up, and pushing lha
knile down the back of his neck, ha
lifted up a Henry rifle, ran hit eye.
over i he crowd, aud called out in an
awful voice :
" Is lliero anybody irf that crowd
looking for Te'iror No, If lyase if
there is, hero I am, ami I'm just sell
ing in be shot full ivj bullets weigh
ing a pound a piece I"
No one was looking for him. Soma
looked nl him, and somu looked,
across the street on purpose not to,
see him, while there was a uniform
movement toward hip pocket., ,.
" I didn't know bin that, some of,
von miuhl have come out here from
New York or Hosion to pjant mo un.
dcr the sweet iessaniiuo or the climb.
ing morning glory I" chuckled - lha
Terror, as hu listed tho but. of Ins,
rifle on t ie ground and fashed up A
six shooter tiom his boot leg.
There were men Itoin New York
and Boston in the party, but the
didn't wuot to bury anybody just
1 dmi'iown this tovn," continued
the Terror, as he laid his infant ar
mory across the head of a barrel; "I.
don't own a tool ot ground or a sliara
in any ol the publiu buildings, erect
ed at the expense of the lax-payers,
bid v lion I stand on Washington
Square and utter one yell iht wliolfl
town quakes. I'm 'ieiror No. 1..
There's one or I wo other Terrors,
around here, but I'm the boss- I'm
the I'eg'lar deal It's head and cross
hones nt the Black Hills region."
i d'oie he had ceased speiikiiiir most ,
of llie new to ners had disappeared,
some Inokiuir pule ami anxious, and
others heling hhiveis race up and
down iheir backs. .
Au hour later, when A party of five .
strangers trom New England wera
making the acquaintance of the infer,
mil he venigca on sale in one of the
shanty saloons, am) at the same time
puiiipiiit; the proprietor about proa-,
pects, in walked the Terror. lie
looked as tierce as a catamount cheat,
ed out ot her dessert, and there wai
an awful growl iu his voice at bo
called out ;
" Five o'clock by Omaha lime, and
I haveii'l killed or been killed this,
whole iny long Turn loose your pet
urizzlies, tinliituh yoiir w hill winds, .
aud lei a dozen wild lions come for
me nt once I"
"Take something to drink, my
good Iriciid," mildly replied the
salooiiist, " Y'iu am ulways .welcoma)
here, but ynn'don't drop in hall often
enough. Don't bo a'iraid lo pour out
all you want."
. "To tell you the truth Steve," said,
tne Terror, us be poured out nearly
half a pint of ihe worst whisky evci
niudu. " I t nniu in here to kill soma
one ; but you are a while man clear
down to your toe nails, and I won't,
taise no row. That's good whisky
ih. it is, nm if you wart anybody in,
I'uVetjCiiv put under ground, just
give mif lus name."
Al this moment three men on',
horse back came down the street, and,
ihe To jor jumped out with a sjreech
and shouted : , . ,
"Here's the hollyhock your look
ing tor Here's the modest violet,
who wants lo be carved up and fed
to the wolves J , ;
They werei.'l looking for him, and',
they got away on the gallop. The
party from the East went out among?
the d.ggiugs and were absent a whole
week. 'When llit-y relurned to Cus
ter City they inquired fur the Terror,
and a hotel Keeper replied :
'Yes; tiny did ue to call him the
Terror, I believe, but they didn't ,
know him. lie was whooping around
here iu his usual awlul style three or
1'otii days hii, swearing that he must
kill smiebndv, when a linsiniih Irorn
Dayton, Olio, took his rifle and
bowie kui e sway, sjiit tobacco juice,
on his hat, and i hen kicked him the
whole leiigi It it I he si reel. The Ter
ror was an awful coward, g 'ntlemen
a regular rag baby under the bed,,
and he'll never be seen ia Cutter
again."
CtiriTEiT. The democracy are,
quite content with the situation, and
well liny may be. They have, indeed
lost their Vrtsident but gained
everything else. The rsdicils gaii.ed
i heir l'n sidt nt and have lost everv
thing el-e. Hayes has adopted and .
enforced the democratic pol.cV in lie,
Snulhjiud by so doing admits ilccls'n D
'nt the t lectual couiiuissiou was based
on taUchood, ami thai be I as not a
sba low of legal or luorsl tigtit to to
1 wbere he is.
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