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SARAH SAVED THE DA Y. 9 9 J ACKSON SMITH had a hobby. He would stand at the foot of his table, carving knife in hand, while he enlarged upon the "soulless demo cratic times," emphasizing his sen tences by brandishing the carver In air. His next aversion to a Democrat was an old maid. Indeed, the old maid was even more odious to him. The Demo crat he could forgive as being a fool, but the old maid was beyond pardon on any grounds. And yet, as in very mockery of his pet antipathy, his only child, Sarah, had developed Into the hated ob ject, right In his own household. Sarah was tall and angular, like her father, but her face was pleasing, and her disposition mild and amiable. She had never revolted against anything In her life not even against the injustice of spending her youth in making pre serves, apple butter or piecing quilts, while other girls were making merry. Sometimes Sarah wondered where her youth had gone, but, while she was 82, she could not recall having been youDg. One day Jackson Smith received a hurt, and when Dr. Brown was called In he told Jackson his days were num bered. Then It was that his hatred for old maids proved itself. "I'll never leave this place to a wom an that can't get a husband," he said fiercely. "But, father, Sarah's never had no chance we've always kept her down," remonstrated his weeping wife. He waved his hand to silence her. "Woman, no old maid shall Inherit my place. I've sent by the doctor for Law yer Clarke, and he'll come to-morrow. There's money enough in bank for you, but I'll fix it so that at your death It will go with the farm. Jackson Gog gan, my namesake, shall get it all." Tearfully Mrs. Smith Imparted the facts to Sarah. "Mother, would he turn you out of the old place Just because he hates me?" And Sarah looked Incredulous. The elder woman nodded; then Sarah kissed the round, sunburnt face and said: "Mother, I never have revolted against father, but I'm going to save the place for you I wouldn't mind so much, but you shall never leave your home. I'm going out now to think it over." And putting on her pink sun bonnet she went out the back door. When some r distance from the house 1Bho sat dcnmb in the shade of a tree, and, whlleneP ReartybeaiK loudly over her father's contemplated Injustice, she, re Bolved to outwit him. I "There's Josh Mullln; he might but I can't bear Josh; he chews tobacco, and his mouth always looks dirty. Henry Hodge is home, but he drinks so that there's no dependence to be put In him." She cast her eyes over the landscape, and on the next farm she saw the figure of a man in the field. Yes, there's John Howard, but " and her face grew pink "I hate somehow to ask it of him." Then the tear-stained face of her mother passed before her mental vision, and giving a jerk to her sunbonnet she started down the path across the meadow. 1 John Howard was hoeing corn.'When he saw Sarah approaching he stopped and leaned on bis hoe, a look of concern In his face. : "Is the old man worse, Sarah?" he asked. ! "Yes; Dr. Brown says he can't live more'n two or three days, and Oh, John, it's awful the way he Is." "Yes, but you have been a good, sac rificing daughter, Sarah, and you can't blame yourself for anything, you " 1 "Oh, you don't understand, John; he's going to leave everything to to Jack eon Goggan, and mother'll have to leave the place," she half sobbed. ' "Yoncan't mean it, Sarah? Why why, that would be outrageous. What makes him talk of such a thing?" "Because because I am an old maid; he hates old maids." And her face grew pinker than the sunbonnet. John Howard shifted the hoe to the other arm and looked down, i "John, I've come to ask you Oh, John, don't think me brazen; It's for mother's sake. I can't stand to see her turned out, and for my fault, and if you will only help me and and come up to the house and pretend that we are to be married just until after the will Is made it wouldn't be so very wrong, John not so bad as letting mother be put out of her home " She caught her breath in short gasps, but when John was silent her pink face suddenly paled. "I reckon it's asking a heap too much of you, John, but don't hold It against me; I couldn't see any other way. Good-by, John." She was turn ing away. 1 "Don't go yet, Sarah. I I think your Idea is good, but It might not work. Jackson Smith is sharp; he'd see right through It, but if If you would be willing we could drive over to Squire Hall's this afternoon and get married. I wouldn't trouble you any, Sarah we could go on just the same, and I'll nev er want to marry any one else, and if you should you could get a divorce, you know." i "Oh, you're sure it makes no differ-, ence you don't mind, John?" Her tone was eager. ! "No, I don't mind; I'd help you any way I could, Sarah. It's high noon now. "I'll drive over for you in the buggy right after dinner." "I'll be ready, and I wouldn't have asked you, John, only only you un derstand how it Is, don't you?" Her face was red again. "I understand it, Sarah. Don't fear." "Why, Sarah, where have you been? You look as rosy as a poppy." And Mrs. Smith wiped the tears from her eyes as she gazed at her daughter's (face. I "I've been attending to business for us, mother. .You will not leave the place. I'm going over to Squire Hall's to take me in the buggy." L The sun was sinking low in the west 1 9 when John Howard and Sarah returned from the squire's. "Will you como In, John, and stay about some? I'd rather you'd tell him if you don't mind," Sarah said. John hitched the horse and went In. He walked to the bedside of Jackson Smith and sat down. "Uncle Jackson," he began, "I've como to tell you what I've done. You know that I've often warned you that some day you would lose the most val uable possession you had " "It's the brlndle heifer," Interrupted Jackson Smith, his eyes snapping an grily. "John Howard, you think be cause I am on my deathbed that you can do as you please, but I'll show you. It's Just like a rascally Democrat to shoot a neighbor's heifer Just because she jumped into your wheat I don't expect anything better of you tho whole party is made up of thieves and cutthroats but I'll leave it in my will. Jackson Goggan shall law and law, un til " He sank back exhausted from his outburst. "If you get that angry over the brln dle heifer, Uncle Jackson, I don't know what you will say when I tell you that I have not touched the heifer, but I have married Sarah." "HER FACE GREW TINKER "Married Sarah!" And Jackson Smith's eyes dilated. "Married Sarah!" he said under his breath. "John, give me your hand. I knew Sarah was a Smith. Why, there never was an old maid In the Smith family, but it did seem she meant to take after the Walk ersher mother was a Walker. Sarah married! I can go in peace, John, now that you have lifted the disgrace from the Smith family. You needn't mind what I said about the Democrats I reckon you don't know better. Call Sarah; I want to give her the brindle heifer." When the lawyer came the next day he wrote a will bequeathing all, save a life Interest to Mrs. Smith, to his be loved daughter Sarah, who had glad dened the last hours of his life. A few days later, with all due cere mony, Jackson smitn was una away by the side of other Smiths. John How ard went home with his wife and her mother. At the porch he halted awk wardly, seeing which Sarah turned. "Will you come in, John ?" she asked. "I'm afraid it would only pester you If I did I reckon I ought to go home, but I hate to leave you you women folks alone, and you'll be kind of lone some now. "You might stay. We would fix up father's room real comfortable if you would Just as soon," said Sarah, begin ning to realize the awkwardness of their position. "I'd like to, Sarah. I could tend the crop Just as well, but I'd feel as If I was living off you women, and and you might get to hate me if I hung around." "You needn't be afraid of that, John," said Sarah, tapping her foot nervously on the porch floor. "It would be the easiest way out of our our di lemma; but if you'd rather not stay we could explain to folks how it was that you Just married me to save the farm." "But, Sarah, if we told that it would be a lie. I took advantage of your trouble to get you married to me, and you didn't suspect me, but now I feel mean, and as if you will not respect me when I tell you the truth." Sarah gazed at him In wonder. What could he mean, she thought, but no sound came from her Hps, and he continued: "I've been trying for ten years to ask you to marry me, but I never could do it, and when you came to me. in your trouble I jump ed at the chance, Sarah, because I wanted you I've always loved you, but now I feel I can't stay unless unless you can take me for your husband In earnest" His eyes did not lift to her IS face. "JoluiJ" Her eyes were open in wide amaze, and the face so lately tear-stained became radiant with unexpected joy. "You love me?" she questioned In glad unbelief. "Why, I have loved you all this time, too," she whispered. Chica go Record. STATISTICS ABOUT THE SEA. Cnriona Fijinres About Ita Weight, Depth and Volume. I Intend to take my revenge on the sea for the past indignities suffered from him and to deal deliberately In personalities about him. Inviting to my side his many victims who have suffered the like indignities, I propose that we weigh, measure and gauge him, battle him, play games with him and show him up generally for, like most bullies, he is a bit of a humbug. For our attack on the sea we shall want a few facts to start from, and here they are; We take the statements of four good men of science, a geographer, an as tronomer, a physicist, a statistician, add the statements, divide by four, and arrive at the result that the surface of the sea is 139 millions of square miles, his weight 1,332,000,000,000.000,000 tons and his volume 322,000,000 cubic miles. A like processwill tell us that the average depth of the sea Is 12,000 feet (more than two and one-quarter miles), and we know that one cubic foot of him weighs over sixty-four pounds avoirdupois, 1. e., about four and one half stone, or ns much as a small child 8 or 10 years of age. From these fig ures Mr. Schooling deduces that tbo sea is simply nowhere when we com pare it with the land of this planet as regards the solid quantities of weight, depth and volume: "Only In the superficial quality of sur face does the sea beat the land. As to beauty, there is infinitely more of It and In much greater variety, on tbo land than on the sea. To further em phasize the magnificence of the sea wo will now pouf it into a jelly mold one of those thin, ornamental, tin shapes you see in the kitchen dresser. For this experiment I have dug out all tho inside of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, from its surface all the way down to the center of the earth (3.9G0 miles), and have thus mode the largest jelly mold known or rather two of them, for Ireland forms a shape by itself, although, at bottom, it is firm- ly joined to England, Wales and Scot land. 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Frederick William was King of Prus sia, and an attempt was made to poison him in a cup of chocolate. By chance a spider fell into the cup, and for this reason the monarch gave tho chocolate to a dog, who immediately died. In quiry was made, with the result that the cook was hanged, and a large spi der, wrought in gold, now decorates one of the chief rooms of the Winter Palace at Potsdam In memory of the King's escape. Bicycles Abroad. Many of the passengers on the trans atlantic steamers nowadays carry bi cycles among their baggage. Many land at South Kensington and there take to their wheels, "doing" the Isle of Wight and the seaside resorts in Southern England before going up to London. One family on board the Paris on a late trip had six bicycles. 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She was a winsome young wife, all sweetness and pink shirt waist. "Oh, Harold," she twittered over the newspaper, "it is perfectly dreadful to have a war and to read In the news papers day after day of how the poor soldiers are being killed, wounded and missing, but it is an ill wind that blows no one any good, and, while there must be all kinds of horrors, there Is In It all an education for many who would not otherwise be educated." He had never heard her talk in such a strain before, and he was greatly surprised, not to say alarmed. "Why, dear," he replied, noting her closely, "what is it?" "I was thinking, Harold, what we learn by hearing so constantly about the war, where it is fought, and the weapons with which It is fought Why, do you know, dear, I hadn't the least Idea before of the difference between a protected cruiser and one that was on the free list, though for a long time I have heard you and papa talking about the tariff. 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Charity Is heart cement Facts are the mirror of truth. The truth that lives in us will be lived by us. Truth is a mental elevator It uplifts humanity. Don't ring the bell of prayer and run away; wait. Small sins weigh heavy In the scales of character. Id the race for wealth, men run down their health. Family prayer locks the home door against the devil. Many a failure Is a Calvary road to a Resurrection succesa The man who fears to condemn men will be condemned by God. Christ can do nothing for you till you can do nothing for yourself. There Is a difference between having a cross to bear, and being as cross as a bear. Underneath all creeds lies this: I want to be made bettter, and God alone can do it We suffer sometimes, because we in sist on plucking the fruit of blessing before it is ripe. Daniel would not bow to the king in his religious principles; but made the king bow to his religion. God has sent children as rivulets flow ing Into the river of love that the sea of charity might not dry up. People who don't know what they want are harder to please than those who do know and can't have It Some people are forever putting their feelings under other people's feet and then crying because they are hurt If It is a sin for a preacher of the gos pel to be rich, it Is equally so for a lay man; both are stewards, not owners. A strong desire for a definite object may result in its accomplishment, but a longing for we know not what Is nev er satisfactory. Christians are the trees of life bear ing all manner of fruits, planted by the river, at the gates of the city of God, yielding leaves of healing to the na tions. God's grace is man's rain. As the gar dener both receives It as It falls and gathers and saves It afterward in trenches, so man must both passively and actively absorb the grace of God. A "iueky" Lawyer. Numerous instances are given of tho power that Itufua Choate possessed over a jury, concealing it even at the time he was exercising It with the most potent effect. E. P. Whipple instances two notable cases of this kind: One resolute Juryman said to another, as he entered the "box:" "Now, mind you, there is one man in this crowd who will not give a verdict for the client of that man Choate, Why, sir, he is the great corrupter of juries. I know all his arts. He is engaged by fellows who wish to subvert justice between man and man. I hate him with my whole heart and soulP' When the verdict was given for Choate's client, with hardly a discus sion in the Jury-room, the wonder was expressed that this obstinate member of the conclave agreed so readily with the rest. "Oh," he said, "the case was a plain one. Choate was right this time; and you know it would have been scandal ous for me to violate Justice because I had a prejudice against the person who supported it. 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