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..v-- v--1 ":--. . - MBS i v- .-W THE TELL-TALE I had knocked around In Australia for five years, put in a year's service in India, and bad a whack at the Transvaal insurrectionists as a volun teer, only to settle down at last, as a telegraph operator at Rocky Forks, a telegraph station between Omaha and Sioux City. It -was my business to transfer messages between the two places, and to connect with points fur ther along. The next station, fifteen miles fur ther up the road, was Dismal Toint, and here Tom Brown, my oldest and truest friend, operated. Tom and I had roughed it all over the world together, and when we settled down here It was to be near each other. One day Tom telegraphed down to me that he would meet me at Rocky Forks next Tuesday for a day's shoot ing. He said he would come down on the 5 o'clock train in the morning and wait for me to get off at noon. After that we would go up into the hills and shoot along the points of the ravine. I liked nothing better than a day's outing with Tom, and I quickly ticked back word that he could rely on me next Tuesday, as that was my day off. The following day there came a mes sage through Omaha that the United Express would ship $12,000,000 In bul lion over the road to Sioux City the next Monday night, and that the train would pass through my station, Rocky Forks, at 8:15 In the evening. I tele graphed back that I understood it, and then I opened up the instrument and asked Tom if he had received his mes sage yet. He said that he had, and would look for the train seventeen min utes earlier at Dismal Point. That day and the next I passed In my usual way. Sunday was unevent ful, and would have seemec7. long, ex cept for the constant ticking of the in strument, which was kept busy send ing messages about the important ship ment to be made the next day. Mon day evening at 7:30 I looked at my watch. "The train will soon be along," I said. "I guess I will call up Tom, and see if he knows where it is." "The express train Is one station up the road," said he, "and is ahead of time. It will wait here five minutes. I'll let you know as soon as it leaves here. Tomorrow " There was a sudden pause In the ticking and then a strange hand sent the message, "That is all." I called up Tom again, but he did not answer. I kept calling, but no re sponse came, and I thought that the wires had become entangled. I waited for the express with Its A DAGGER STICKING THROUGH $12,000,000 in bullion until 8:15, but it did not arrive. Then I telegraphed up road to Tom, but there was no answer. I waited five minutes longer and tele graphed again, but still no response. "The wires must be down," I said. I walked out upon the platform and looked up the road. To my surprise I saw in the distance an engine coming toward me, slowly swinging down the track. As it came nearer I saw it was empty, and as it passed me I board ed it. Reversing the engine, I started back up the road. I went with such fire as I could get up, back to Dismal Toint. Here, In front of the station, stood the express car, rifled of Its contents. Across one of the trunks the express messenger lay dead. The engineer and fireman were so badly stunned that at first I thought they, too, were killed, but after some time I brought breath back into the life of the former. He, poor fellow, was too dazed to speak, and I lifted him into the car, thankful that he was alive. When I stepped Into the little station where Tom always sat, an awful sight met my eyes. There sitting at the in strument with his back to the door, was my old friend, a dagger sticking through him, and fairly pinning him to the table. I grasped the wooden han dle, and pulled it out with all my strength, only to receive his cold body in my arms. Well! they never found out the rob bers of the train. The engineer had been struck from behind, and could re member nothing; and after waiting only long enough to see my old friend buried, I resigned my position at Rocky Forks, and struck out again. But on Tom's grave, back in the woods at Dis mal Point, I put a shaft of wood, and on it I carved these words: "Diving, I will pursue you to the end of the world. Dead, I will come back to you." Below it I put Tom's name and age, and vowed aloud the oath that I had there written, to find the murderer of poor Tom Brown. Three years later, I found myself stationed at New Elsworth, a suburb of New York. I was in charge of a pri vate wire connecting with the New Atlantic and Pacific Telegraph Com pany, which communicated with all parts of the world. It was one of the richest organizations of the new world, and I was proud to be an operator in Its employ. My duty here was to transmit the private messages of the company; for bera the president had his summer I 1 1 F2 TICK. home, and here also were the trustees, and those who manipulated the road. I never liked the president of the company, though he lived in the hand somest house in the place and treated me with uniform courtesy. He had a cold uncertain manner that did not seem to be worthy of trust. Certainly I should not have put my millions into his hands. One night, when he did not reach home, his wife came down to the tele graph office and asked me if I had heard from him. I was forced to tell her no. This happened frequently; and one evening, when he had been late and she had made three trips in her carriage to the telegraph office, he said to me: "To-morrow I will have a pri vate wire put in my office in Pine street and when I am detained, I will tele graph you, and you can send a mes sage to my wife." The next day the wire was put In, but as the president came Dome promptly that night, It was not used. Hut on the following day at 5 o'clock I got a telegram from him telling me tk.it he would not be home until 8 o'clock, and ordering me to send word to his wife. I did so by the station messenger. An hour later there came another message from the president's office. It was that he would be detained still later, and telling me to send word home to that effect. "Is that all?" I asked. The message came back in sharp staccato notes: "That is all." I leaned back In my chair cold and faint, for the hand was tlie same that had sent me the message on the night poor Tom Brown was killed. The next day I came to the city on a leave of absence to Investigate the life of Anson Trysort, president of the At lantic and Pacific Telegraph Company. I found that three years before he had been a laborer on the Sioux City Rail road, with not a dollar to his name, and that his sudden rise had been the talk of Wall street. Well, I did not let it drop there, but I hunted down the case until I proved that Anson Tryson, with a gang of accomplices, had robbed the express train that night, and killed my old friend Tom Brown. And one day I took a trip up country to see him swing for it. Milwaukee Wisconsin. Prices Paid Modern Author. Rudyard Kipling commands the high est price of any living author, accord ing to the Pall Mall Gazette, which HIM, PINNING HIM TO THE DESK. says that it paid $750 for each of his "Barrack-Room Ballads" and that "The Seven Seas" brought him $11,000. He has received 50 cents a word for a 10.000-word story. Anthony Hope charges $450 for a magazine story, re serving the copyright. Mr. Gladstone's price for a review Is $1,000. Conan Doyle received $35,000 for "Rodney Stone," Mrs. Humphry Ward $40,000 for "Robert Elsmere," $SO,000 each for. "David Grieve" and "Marcella," $75, 000 for "Sir George Tressady" and $75, 000 for "Bessie Costrell." Ian Mac laren has made $35,000 out of "The Bon nie Briar Bush" and "Auld Dang Syne." Rider Haggard still asks from $75 to $100 a column of 1,500 words and will not write for less than $10,000. The highest price ever paid for a novel is $200,000, which was handed over to Alphonso Daudet for his "Sap pho." Zola's first fourteen books net ted him $200,000, and in twenty years he has made at least $375,000. Rus kin's sixty-four books bring him in $20, 000 a year. Swinburne, who writes very little, makes $5,000 a year by his poems. Browning, in his later years, drew $10,000 a year from the sale of his works, and Tennyson is said to have received $00,000 a year from the Macmillans during the last years of his life. Mr. Moody is believed to have beaten all others, as more than $1,250,- 000 has been paid in royalties for his hymns. Two Opinions. A well-known novelist delivered a lec ture recently in a New Jersey town. After the lecture, when the people met, it was the proper thing for one to ask the other: "Were you at the lecture?" and the answer in every case was: "Oh, yes! 1 was there, but I didn't hear a word. Did you hear the lecture?" "Well, no! I was there, but I couldn't hear, either." A friend, who met the novelist, asked him what kind of audience he had and how he liked the town. "It's a fine place," was the reply, "and I had the most attentive audience that I have ever spoken to. No one made a sound, and I didn't have to raise my voice above a whisper." Did you ever notice how bold you are - i suggesting what another man should have done under critical circum stances? The colored girl baby is born to blush unseen. sr i - imtw i SAGACIOUS HORSE. Noble Animal Saved Its Owner from Dr wning. Those who have owned a favorite horse will readily understand the af fection which grows between the faith ful beast and the master. Tales of the sacrifices made by the intelligent ani mate to save the master suffering or peril are well authenticated, but it re mained for a cayuse of this place to leap into the "Big Muddy" to rescue its master from drowning. The rescue was accomplished not without difiiculty and danger to the horse, for the current is very swift and extremely treacherous here. Billy Collins is the owner of the pony, which he calls Ned. The two have been together from the time several years ago when Ned was a frisky colt, care less of everything but the desire to toss a pair of heels into the air and dash across the commons to the west of the town. Even before the colt was old enough to carry his young master he displayed an evident fondness for him. If Billy called, no matter how wild Ned might be so far as others were con cerned, the pony always ran to his mas ter. If Ned neighed Billy flew to his succor. So horse and master became almost bedmates. The other day Billy decided to go up the river a ways and do some fishing. He took along the usual accoutrements and mounting Ned set his face to the north. There is a fine place for fie catching of channel cat up that way and Billy on arriving turned Ned loose to crop the grass while he pushed out a small boat into the stream and an chored It with a big stone. All went well for a time. Billy was landing a fair number of fish and Ned was enjoying' unwonted liberty. But the loat tripped its anchor unknown to the boy and be gan to travel slowly down stream. Finally the boatman snared a big fish. He tugged mightily and succeed ed in bringing his quarry to the up stream side of a snag. Here there was a fight and the boat was overturned and the boy tossed into the wild cur rent. He was in imminent peril, as he could not swim well. But Ned could, he knew, and even as he was clutching at any protruding branch of the snags with which the river is lined he yelled loudly for Ned. Ned heard the call and galloped to the bank. Ho seemed to realize the dan ger of his master and ran down the stoop bank and plunged into the water. He swam rapidly out to the drowning boy and seized him by the collar of his coat. Then he headed for the shore, holding his head and his master's well out of the water. He struggled in the swift current bravely, while they drift ed down stream. They passed a point in the river and the faithful pony was dragged under the water in the eddies. But he held on tightly and at last, al most exhausted, drew his young mas ter to shallow water. Then he walked a short way and lay down in a foot of water to rest. Ned is prized by Billy beyond all price. His exploit has been told and the country rings with praises of the ungainly, ugly, but brainy animal. Kickapoo (Kan.) correspondence of the Chicago Chronicle. SO PRETTY AND SO MUCH ALIKE The Day Mrs. Sherman Brought Home the Twins. An old acquaintance of John Sher man sends the following: As most of us knowr, Mr. and Mrs. Sherman were childless. A time came when, after much consideration and thought, they decided to adopt a child and heir. Mrs. Sherman requested some of her inti mate friends to assist in the search of a desirable infant, one honestly and gen tly born, and without parents to fol low on afterward and embarrass. A friend in New York subsequently tele graphed her to come at once and take her choice of two beautiful babies. There was great excitement in the Sherman home pending Mrs. Sherman's trip to New York after the baby. On tlie next day she telegraphed to her husband: "Will Ik; home this afternoon. Send carriage to the depot." The car riage went, and the Senator remained at home, walking tlie floor, looking at his watch, watching each carriage as it came in sight. The train was a little late. He was becoming nervously anxious. Finally the carriage hove in sight; he marched out to meet it at the curb, threw open the door. There was Mrs. Sherman and a nurse, each stepping out with a baby in arms. Such an expression as came j over that stern Sherman face was never seen before. It could not be de scribed. He was at a loss for words for a minute or two and finally was able to stammer: "Wife, what does this mean?" She replied: "Husband, they were so pretty and so much alike that I could not make a choice and so I selected both." They were twin girl babies. For the next few days it was a show to watch Mr. Sherman as ho enjoyed and ca ressed the newcomers. One of tho twins sickened and died within a few weeks and the other is now "his daughter," Mrs. McCulfom. Sells Ruin to the Heathen. The recent voyage of a certain brig from Boston to the geld coast of Africa, as described for publication by her cap tain, is interesting reading. It wi'1 doubtless interest the temperance aH missionary societies to know that the brig left Boston laden with 170 hogs heads of rum for the little-known gold coast. Although she took some other articles, niost of the profits of the voy age were to come fom the rum. So utterly primeval is this isolated part of the African coast that the cargo had to be landed through the surf from the vessel. Through some remarkable aboriginal instinct the natives scented the cargo almost before the brig was in sight, and as soon as she was at an chor dived through the waves like hun gry sharks. Among the interesting facts about the African natives related by the cap tain is that since there are no beasts of burden and no conveyances on the gold coast the barrels of rum are rolled in land by hand, so that liquor has thus been rolled hundreds of miles into the country. It is further related that the natives have become so infatuated with rum carried from various coun tries to their coast that a vessel which proposes to have cargo landed must carry it as currency, or no business can be done. Gold is a depreciated currency as against rum on the lonely coast. The wonderful 4,000-mile voyage of this brig to the gold coast with 170 hogs heads of New England rum offers some most interesting suggestions for mis sionaries and temperance reformers to ponder. Boston Globe. There is no fixed rule in life for the benefit of mankind. Samson got Into trouble because he had his hair cut, and Absalom got Into trouble because he didn't. People make the mistake of trying to solve the troubles of each other, in stead of evar Individual looking after ; his own, IIlsh ways. In building a highway the first and most importanit consideration is that of drainage, for if this is not good the base of the pavement will begin to yield, and yielding of the base means the destruction of the pavement. If the soil is soft and wet a very good foundation may be made of moderately large stones welded tightly together. They keep their position well, and at the same time allow for drainage. Where there is a clay soil it is well to excavate about six Inches of it and fill in with sand or gravel. This allows the water to flow off instead of remaining on the clay and developing soft spots. After taking ample precautions for the drainage, the bed should be brought to the proper grade before the road ma terial is placed upon it. For the road material it is sometimes well to begin with a layer of two or three Inches of sand. This should be rolled. Aside from the matter of drainage, it affords a sort of cushion for the pavement. The best, and in the end the most economical material for a highway, is that of macadam construction. This j consists of broken stone from two to three inches in largest dimension, which is put on the road in layers about two inches thick. Each layer is rolled and the interstices filled with smaller pieces of broken stone or gravel lefore the next layer is placed. This broken stone should be from six to ton inches In thickness, depending upon the amount of traffic on the road. If the foundation is good such a road will re quire but few repairs for many yCars to come, or until it is practically worn out. The addition of a layer of broken stone will make it as good as new. If this road Is considered too expensive a very good roadbed may be made of a mixture of loam and clay. This should also be thoroughly compacted by roll ing before traffic Is allowed upon it. These are but two of the various kinds of road materials. They are both good, but they cannot always be rec ommended. The selection of a road material is a matter which depends largely on local conditions, and no fixed rules can be applied. The judgment of a competent engineer should be sought in order to determine the best and cheapest material for a certain locality. Edwin M. Grimes, in Farm, Stock I and Home, Cost of Bad Roads. According to statistics collected by the office of road inquiry of the Depart ment of Agriculture, the amount of loss each year by the bad roads of the coun try is almost beyond belief. Some 10,000 letters of inquiry were sent to intelligent and reliable farmers throughout the country, and returns were obtained from about 1,200 coun ties, giving the average length of haul in miles from farms to markets and shipping points, the average weight of load hauled and the average length per ton for the whole leugth of the haul. Summarized, it appears that the gen eral average length of haul is twelve miles, the weight of load for two horses 2,000 pounds, and the average cost per ton per mile 25 cents, or $3 for the en tire load. Allowing conservative estimates for tonnage of all kinds carried over public roads, the aggregate expense of this transportation is figured at $946,414,000 per annum. Those in a position to judge calculate that two-thirds, or nearly $031,000,000, could be saved If the roads were in reasonably good condition. At $4,000 per mile a very good road can be constructed, and if any amount equal ing the savings of one year were ap plied to improving highways, 157,000 miles of road in this country could be put in condition. The effect of this would be a perma nent Improvement, and an exchange says not only would the farmer be as tonished in the sudden reduction in his road tax, but he would also wonder at the remarkable falling off in cost of transportation. He would also find that he required fewer horses and less feed for them. He could make two trips to market a day Instead of one, when abil ity to get his goods there at a time when high prices are ruling Is a matter of great consequence. Farmers are beginning to apply a lit tle simple arithmetic to some of these matters, and it is not too much to ex pect that in the near future we shall see a decided revolution In the condi tion of our rural highways. Form, Field and Fireside. Acute Hearing. With some fortunate persons the per ception of sound Is wonderfully keen. An able violinist went to fill an engage ment in a strange city, and engaged apartments in a street where all the houses were built according to one pat tern. Returning to his rooms late one night, and having entirely forgotten the number of the house, he was at loss to find his lodgings, until a musical expe dient occurred to him. He imagined that he should -be able to distinguish the sound of his landlady's street door bell, and so he deliberately went along the street, ringing each bell, till he ar rived at one of a certain tone, which he at once recognized as the right one, and on hearing which he waited until he was admitted. This nicety of ear is not confined to musicians. An English lieutenant, on leave of absence from his regiment, spent a night at one of the hotels of Manchester. The follow ing morning, as he was sitting at break fast, a band of street musicians came past, and In one of the Instruments he thought he recognized the peculiar style of the playing of a man who had per formed on that instrument in the band of his regiment, but who had deserted. The officer immediately ran downstairs, (found his surmise correct, and, greatly 'to the deserter's astonishment, caused him to be at once arrested. Electrified Rain in Spain. Maurice Despres, an electrical en gineer of Cordova, Spain, reports a re markable shower of electrified rain which he recently witnessed. The day had been warm and windless, and about 5 In the evening the sun was overcast with dense clouds, lowering to the horizon. Soon after dark there was a flash of lightning, and two min utes later great drops of rain fell, which cracked faintly on touching the ground. From each of them sparks darted to ward the walls, trees and soil they fell upon. The phenomenon lasted several seconds, and apparently ceased when the air between cloud and earth be came saturated wi q moisture. A small boy always feels smart when he wears a mustard plaster for the first time. Some folks enjoy nothing so much as going around talking suspiciously about their neighbors. How Are You This Spring? Tired, nervous? Can't get rested? Tortured with bolls, humors? That is not strange. Impurities have been accumulating in your blood during winter and it has become impoverished. This is the ex perience of most people. Therefore they take Hood's Sarsaparilla to purify their blood in spring. I. M. White, Salem, Or., says: "The members of our family have de rived much benefit from the use of Hood's Sarsaparilla. My father was severely troubled with humor, but it readily yielded to Hood's Sarsaparilla." Thomas A. Coleman, Davidson, Or.: "Four or five years ago I had sores on my feet so that I was unable to wear shoes. I saw Hood's Sarsaparilla ad vertised to cure scrofula, and I procured two bottles. By the time I had taken them my feet were well." Hood's Sarsa parilla Is America's Greatest Medicine. Sold by all druggists. $1; six for t5. Be sure to get Hood's. Hrnrl'c Pillc cnre Hver H'8! easv t0 1 IWU r 1113 take, easy to operate. 25c. Swallowing His Words. "While I was at Moscow," writes a traveler, whose words are reproduced by the Detroit Free Press, "a volume was published in favor of the liberty of people. In this book the iniquitous conduct of the public functionaries, and even of the sovereign, were cen sured severely. The book created in dignation, and the offender was at once taken into custody. After being tried in a summary way, he was condemned to eat his own words. A scaffold was erected in a public square, the imperial provost, the magistrates and the physi cians of the czar attending, the book was separated from the binding, and the margin cut off. The author was then served, leaf by leaf, by the pro vost, and was obliged to swallow this unpalatable stuff on pain of the knout, more feared in Russia than death. As soon as the medical gentlemen were of the opinion that he had eaten as much as he could with safety, the transgressor was returned to prison. This punish ment was renewed the following days, until after several hearty' meals, every leaf of the book was actually swal lowed." IT VOL PAY. It will fay to carefully read the descrip tive advertisement of Alabastine appearing in this paper, explaining the difference be tween thoBe goods and kalsomines. Consumers should bear in mind that Alabastine is unlike all the various kalso mines Sold on the market under different names. Alabastine stands pre-eminent and alone as a durable wall coating, and all consumers in buying should see that the goods are in packages and properly laDeiea. Captain Cuttle in Safety. Many are the prayers that are breathed for those that have gone forth to brave the dangers of the open ocean, remarks a writer in The Illustrated American, yet catastrophes on record have occurred in still water within sight, almost within touch of land. The Episcopal prayer book contains a formula of prayer for those at sea, which may perhaps include those that are upon the waters of rivers or an chored in harbors. The horrors that have occurred within close range of land make more grewsome than humor ous the remark of Captain Cuttle, who, when in a stress of weather, under close-reefed foresails, with the hatches battered down, used to retire to his cabin and murmur as he sipped his grog, "God help the poor creatures on shore tonight I" HOME PRODUCTS AND PURE FOOD. All Eastern Syrup, so-called, usually very light colored and of heavy body, is made from glucose. "Tea Garden Drivs" Is made from. Sugar Cane and is strictly pure. It is for sale bv first-class grocers, in cans only. Manufac tured bv the Pacific Coast Syrup Co. All gen uine "Tea Garden Driv" have the manufac turer's name lithographed on every can. King is the most ancient of titles. It, or its equivalent, is found in every known language. I believe my prompt use of Piso's Cure prevented quick consumption. Mrs. Lucy Wallace, Marquette, Kans., uec. uo. Pictures can be adjusted at any height by a new device consisting of a rod with a flat hook at tlie upper end to fasten it on the molding and a series of ratchet teeth on the back side of the rod, with a sliding member to engage the teeth and support the picture. Grease can be easily removed from a new sink trap which has an interior section fitting tightly in the trap which can be lifted out when the cap is re moved, conveying the grease and dirt with it. A Bicycle Coincidence. A remarkable coincidence has just happened at Portsmouth, England, which is thus recorded by The West minster Gazette: A local doctor, vis iting a colleague at his surgery three miles off, left his bicycle resting against the curb outside. When his call was ended, the bicycle was missing, and he communicated with the police, after ward returning home. An hour or two later a constable on duty in the neigh borhood of this doctor's surgery saw a cyclist fall from the machine he was riding, which had skidded on the tram lines. The man, a young gunner in the Royal Artillery, was found to be seriously hurt, and was taken to the surgery for medical treatment. The doctor recommended the man's removal to the hospital, his leg being fractured. As he was being taken away the doctor looked at the bicycle, and found that it was his ownl The police are now investigating the affair. SHAKE INTO TOUR SHOES. Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures painful, swollen smarting feet and instantly takes the sting out of corns and bunions. It's the greatest comfort discov ery of the age. Allen's Foot-Ease makes tight-fitting or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for chilblains, sweating, damp, callous and hot, tired aching feet. We have over 10,000 testimonials of cures. Try it today. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores. Bv mail for 25c. in stamps. Tria package Fit EE. Address Allen S. Olm sted, Le Roy, N. Y. The largest hotel in the world is the Waldorf-Astoria, in New York city, a $10,000,000 establishment, built by millionaires for millionaires. ALABASTI ALABASTINE IS WHAT? Alabastine is a datable and natural costing for walls and ceilings entirely different from all kalsornine preparations, made ready for use In white or twelve beautiful tints by the simple addition of water (latest make being adapted to mix with cold water) put up in dry powder form, in S pound packages, with full directions on every package. WHAT ABB KALSOMINES? Kalsomines are cheap temporary preparations Manufactured from chalks, clays, whiting, etc., Work in the Patent Office. In 1897 there were received 45,661 applications for patents, and in addi tion a large number of applications for designs, trade-marks, etc. Patents granted numbered 23,729, including designs; 65 patents were reissued, 1,671 trade-marks registered and 14 labels and 16 prints. The number of patents that expired was 12,926. The total ex penditures, $1,22,843; the receipts over expenditures, $252,798. The total bal ance to the credit of the patent office in the treasury of the United States Jan nary 1, 1898, was $4,970,438. In proportion to population more patents were issued to citizens of Con necticut than to those of any other state one to every 786 inhabitants. Next in order are the following: Massachu setts, District of Columbia, New Jer sey, Rhode Island, New York. To residents of England 706 patents were issued; to residents of Germany, 551; Canada, 286, and France, 22. The number of applications received for examination during the year was greater than for any other in the his tory of the office. Applications await ing action December 28 last numbered 11,382, due to the inadequacy of the office force. For the 10 years begin ning in 1840 the average number of application was 1,186, and for the eight years beginning with 1890 it has grown to 41,479 per year. THAT SETTLES IT. With the bloom and beauty of the season, its balmy airs and delightful temperature, we feel like living with new life, and are therefore often very careless in taking care of ourselves. It is this forgetfulness that lays us liable to attacks of rheumatism, the more liable because we think there is little danger of its coming on, but rheumatism is an easy thing to take and sometimes a hard thing to get rid of unless we take the advice of others and learn t hat the best way pos sible is to use St. Jacob's Oil. It has been used so long as a sure cure that this advice is given in good faith from the testimony of thousands. If an Egyptian dies before noon the funeral must take place the same day. If death occurs after noon the funeral may not be delayed after the next day. ABOUT CHANGE OF LIFE. I "I suffered for eight years, and could find no permanent relief until one year ago. My trouble was Change of Life. I tried Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and relief came almost immediate ly. I have taken two bottles of the Vegetable Compound, three boxes of Pills, and have also used the San ative Wash, and must say I have never had any thing help so much. I have better health than I ever had In my life. I feel like a new person, perfectly strong. I give the Compound all the credit. I have recommended it to sev eral of my friends who are using it with like results. It has cured me of several female diseases. I would not do without Mrs. Pinkham's remedies for anything. There is no need of so much female suffering. Her remedies are a sure cure." Mas. Ella Kklnkk, Knightstown, Henry Co., Ind. By the way, the leading druggists tell us that the demand for Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is simply beyond their power of under standing ; and, what is best of all, it does the work promptly and well. There died recently in the village of Mauvages, Alsace, a man by the name of Becu, who is the last of the family from which Mme. du Barry sprang. Her real name was Becu, and she was born in Vaucouleurs, a short distance from Mauvages. A Frenchman has discovred that ''the poison of the hornet renders one immune to that of the viper." People, however, will be slow to accept the con clusion that the hornet sting offers any particular advantages over other more agreeable and time-honored remedies for snake bites. It is said that one person in 800 is blind to the X rays: that is, when looking through the fluoroscope they cannot see the bones of the hand, coins in a book, etc. This is no doubt an alogous to color blindness. AN OPEN LETTER TO MOTHERS. We are asserting in the courts our right to the exclusive use of the word "CASTOR1A," and PITCHER'S CASTORIA,'! as our Trade Mark. I, Dr. Samuel Pitcher, of Hyannis, Massachusetts, was the originator of PITCHER'S CASTORIA," the same that has borne and does now bear the fac simile signature of CHAS. H. FLETCHER on every wrapper. This is the original " PITCHER'S CASTORIA " which has been u3 in the homes of the mothers of America for over thirty years. Look Carefully at the wrapper and see that it is the kind you have always bought, and has the signature of CHAS. H. FLETCHER on the wrapper. No one has authority from me to use my name except The Centaur Company of which Chas. H. Fletcher is President. March 8, 1897. SAMUEL PITCHER, MJX One Great Bonanza. The value of the metal production in the United States during the past year is estimated at over $762,000,000. This production, says The Engineering and Mining Journal, not only empha sizes the great total value, but also the immense variety of the mineral pro duction of the United States. Not only is this country the largest pro ducer of iron and steel, copper, lead and silver and of gold, but almost every mineral and metal known to commerce is found within our borders and mined or prepared in some quantity. Sheepskins Made Into Velvet. M. Puech, of Mazamet, France, is the inventor of an interesting method, by means of which the wool on sheep skins can be converted into velvet. Up to this time sheepskins with the wool on them have only been used for rugs, carpets or the lining of clothing, and the wool has been left in the curled or combed state. Seeing that the natural disposition of the innumerable fibres is perfectly regular, and suited to velvet ization, the inventor conceived the idea of removing all the impurities from the skin and adjusting them in such a way that the hairs would not tangle or mat. are stuck on the wall with decaying animal glue. Alabastine Is a cement, which goes through a process of setting, hardens with age, can be re-coated and re-decorated from time to time without having to wash and scrape off its old coats before renewing. MUCH SICKNESS Particularly throat and lung difficulties, wrongly attributed to other causes, is the re sult of unsanitary conditions ol walls and ceil ings, Think of having bedroom covered with. layers of molding Door past to leett TjtrnrriB, Ask Your Doctor what effect alum has make up your mind more low-price baking or children's food. Schilling's Best is soda. Nothing else. Want to Feel What They Are Katintr. The inhabitants of Sikas, Turkey, owing to the oppression of the tax gatherer, who, the more industrious he finds them the more he demands, and that out of proportion to the means, have no ambition to lead other than a hand-to-mouth existence. Their prin cipal food is made from unsifted whole wheat, that has been threshed on the ground by means of a drag drawn re peatedly over it by oxen, and ususally has a large admixture of dirt and stones. The people prefer this to fine grade flour, because they say they can feel they are eating something. GREAT BENEVOLENCES. In the great cities of the United States the condition of the metropolitan poor is con stantly being ameliorated by the grand ben evolences of wealthy people. Sanitarv reforms are frequently suggested and carried'out with earnestness and intelligence. Among sanitary retorms those produced bv Hostettcr's Stom ach Hitters in dyspeptic stomach, disordered liver, bowels or nervous system are very con spicuous. George Sewell Boutwell, the youngest man ever elected governor of Massa chusetts, and now the oldest of her ex governors, has just celebrated his 80th birthday. It is 47 years since he was chosen governor. Honoring a Dead Cat. The most novel incident that ever oc curred here was the funeral of Old Bill, the favorite old cat of the town, says a correspondent of the New York World, writing from College Corner, O. A pretty casket, covered with black cloth and lined with blue sateen, and having the usual outside trimmings, with a large name-plate, inscribed ''Old Bill," was made, and the old pet laid in state in his last nest. He was the property of Barkley, the druggist, and the pet of the entire inhabitants. At the drug store, where he lay in state, hundreds of people viewed the remains, and many brought flowers as a last token of their friendship. 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In this country and in the civilized world generally we are so accustomed to the circulai;on of coins that we are apt to forget that there are millions of human beings who know nothing what ever of coins, and conduct their transac tions by means of cowries, braes rods, pieces of cotton or cloth and divers other articles. On the West coast of Africa brass and copper rods are in vogue, and form an important article of commeroe from the Birmingham dis trict of England. Recently an effort has been made to displace this form of currency by forcing the natives to use silver coins, but without success. 'A Perfect Type of the Highest Order of Excellence in Manufacture. ' ' WalterBaKer&Gols Breakfast coa Absolutely Pure, Delicious, Nutritious. ( ..Costs Less Tdm que cent a Cnp.. Be sure that you get the Genuine Article, made at DORCHESTER, MASS. by WALTER BAKER & CO. Ltd. Established 1780. BIN J MlklMV hi a cm&fS where all else fails. ca I'.iSli uuuiL'l All IMS. I Best Cough Syrup. 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Hugh and Hector McLean are 88 years of age, are twins, were born in North Carolina, have lived in the house in which they were born all their lives and have never had a quarrel. Heidelberg chemical students are compelled to take accident insurance policies ranging in cost from 2L cents for the onlookers to 75 cents for the ex perimenters. In the spring cleanse your system by using Dr. Plunder's Oregon blood Purifier. The oldest living clergyman of the Church of England, tlie Kev. Edward Allen, of Tiverton, Devon, recently celebrated his 100th birthday. Improved Plumb-ltob. In a new plumb-bob the center is hollow and contains a horizontal shaft carrying a spring drum on which the cord is wound, with a central hole in the top for its passage in unwinding. 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