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THE ELECTRIC SUCKER.
A German'! Account of at Wonderful Hah
Found In the Nile.
Ia an article in Ueber Land xmd
Meer on "Electrical Phenomena In the
Animal World," Dr. Frolich tells about
a sucker first found in the Kile and its
tributaries by modern scientific men in
1881, but -well known to the ancient
Egyptians as the "sucker thunderer
god," being worshiped as such in a
sucker god temple in the city of the
thunder sucker, or Oryrrhynchos. The
reason they called it the thunder suck
er, instead of the "thunder fish," was
because they knew of another fish,
known to the English speaking people
as the electric cat (fish), to the Germans
as the zitterwels, or the shad that
makes one tremble. It grows to a length
of about a foot, of which the head and
nose take up a quarter, and at the deep
est part measures more than a quarter
of its length.
Just why the modern scientific men
did not know of this fish before is a
question a layman finds it hard to an
swer except that the sucker is a bottomy
fish. The old Egyptians probably learned
of the animal after a Nile flood, when
some philosopher was meditating over
a mud puddle left by the receding wa
ter. He Baw a funny fish struggling in
the water, and, out of a desire for
knowledge, reached for the fish and
touched it If there were any disciples
of the philosopher hard by, they proba
bly saw the philosopher act surprising
ly as the stoio Indian did when he got
hold of a galvanic battery. Thereafter
the Cih was worshiped, haying a name
which associated it with the "thunder
god of the skies, " although the ancients
knew nothing of electricity according to
the learned of today.
A peculiar thing about the various
electrical fish is that should one swim,
even at a considerable distance from a
human bather, the bather would know
of its proximity by an "electrical sen
sation, " while many of them have bat
teries actually fit to kill a horse on con
tact, These fish are far ahead of the hu
man beings in the matter of weapons,
"for they stun their prey at a great dis
tance in the water. "
THE RETIRED BURGLAR.
Hot Often Really Frightened, bnt Now and
Then Perhaps a Little Startled.
"I don't suppose a man in my busi
ness is apt to get frightened very much, "
said the retired burglar. "He's all the
time expecting things to happen, and
he's always on the lookout for them. .
Still, I suppose that any man, unless he
has an absolutely cast iron nerve, and
such men are very few, is likely at
times to be startled, . I know that I am.
For instance:
"I went into a house one night, and
after groping around down stairs for a
while in the blackest kind of darkness
I went up stairs. There I found an open
door. I had located from the outside of
the house the windows of the room that
this door opened into, and when I struck
the door I knew where the bed ought to
be. It was there, and I went along the
side of it until I came to the head. I
found a chair there with a man's clothes
piled up on it. I picked up the trousers,
and as I began to feel in the pocket
br-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rl went an alarm
clock on the bureau, not a foot from my
head, and out of bed jumped a man,
bumping square against me, of course
not knowing I was there, but knocking
me endways and tumbling over on the
floor himself. " "
"I certainly was startled by that
alarm clock, make no mistake about
that, and I have no doubt in my own
mind that the man that jumped out of
bed was startled when he fell over me,
but I didn't stay to ask him about
that" New York Sun.
The Dear Old Lady's Mlstafca.
Old Mr. and Mrs. Shaman from Bryan
went to town, and in going to the hotel
for dinner saw a crowd around the jus
tice court The old couple, with pardon
able curiosity, inquired the cause of the
gathering. They were informed that a
man was on trial for., beating his wife.
Edging their way through the bystand
ers to get a look at the prisoner, the old
lady whispered to her husband :
"What a murderous looking creature
the prisoner ill I'd be afraid to get hear
him."
"Hush " warned her husband. "That
Isn't the prisoner; he hasn't been
brought in yet "
"It isn't? Who is it, then?"
-. "It's the judge I" Atlanta Constitu
tion. This world is like a mint We are no
sooner cast into the fire, taken out again,
hammered, stamped and made current
but presently we are changed. Becker
and Webster.
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"The giraffe has a tongue eighteen Inches
lone," laid Mrs. OarriU. -'And knows how to
hold it, too," snapped Mr. OarriU, who had had
a Ions curtain lecture the night before.
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FAIR PLAY.
Ha Didn't Like Beans, bnt He Ate
Them" All the Same.
- Mark Twain lived some forty years
ago. In the limits of a very wild, half
crazy frontier mining camp. This was
divided into two parties, the so-called
"Boston crowd," which contained the
better element, though few Boston men.
and the "Missouri crowd," which was a
pretty bad lot, though not composed
exclusively of natives, of Missouri.
Fights to the death were of daily and
nightly occurrence, gambling outfits
were in constant demand, quarreling,
bullying drunkards were omnipresent,
and few used water except tp wash
now and then in the little mountain
stream flowing through the diggings.
Despite it all there was a strict camp
etiquette, which was recognized and
considered law by all, and it was of this
etiquette that Mark Twain told me an
example.
A "Boston man" was eating break
fast early one morning at a table near
the open door and the half-bar, half
restaurant of the place. He was Just
finishing his plate of pork and beans
when two "Missouri" men passed along
and saw the "Boston" man and his
breakfast They stopped within a foot
or two.
"Look at thatr said the bigger of
"Missouri" men contemptuously, "do
you see what that blank-blankety-blank
Boston thing is eating? Why, down In
Missouri, where I came from, we- feed
them things to our horses. Only the
brutes eat that grub down there."
Presently the bully stepped Inside and
sat down opposite the "Boston" man, at
the same table. . When the plate of
beans had been eaten, the "Boston"
man called out to the bartender:
"Pete, give me another plateful. Pile
it up. I like em."
When the heaped-up plate came the
"Boston" man, quick as a flash, had
pulled out his revolver, had the "Mis
souri" man covered with it, and then,
pushing the full plateful of beans
across the table, told the "Missouri"
man to "eat it and like it, or he'd shoot
him like the dog that he was." The
bully had his choice between beans or
death, and he knew It When he had
eaten every bean he was made to say
that he liked beans, and then, and not
till then, did the "Boston" man put np
his pistol, paid for both orders of beans
and left the saloon.
"Now," said Mark, "the reason the
'Missouri' man didn't whip out his gun
and shoot as soon as the bean-eater's
back was turned was because of camp
etiquette. Each man had his fun with
the other, and they were even. If the
'Boston man had been shot the 'Mis
souri' man, as quick as news could fly,
would have had his body filled with
lead from the revolver of every man in
camp, regardless of party. You see we
were quite sticklers for fair play , in
those days." New York Journal.
Why Hawley Sold His Cows.
Secretary Morton recently visited
Biltmore, N. C, to make a personal In
vestigation of " some experiments ' in
arboriculture that have greatly inter
ested him, and while there he made ex
amination of George Vanderbilt's 30,-000-a.?re
farm. Mr. Vanderbilt has re
cently purchased and shipped to this
farm the famous herd of recorded Jer
sey cattle belonging to Frank W. Haw
ley, of Pittsford farm, near Rochester,
N. Y. The cattle number 125, and Die
herd is the third in value and reputa
tion in the United States.
Mr. Hawley sold his cows because of
the recent decision of the New York
Court of Appeals confirming the right
of the State Board of Health to confis
cate and slaughter animals suspected of
tuberculolis, regardless of their value
and upon careless and casual examina
tion. He claims that the decision of the
Court and the regulations of the Board
of Health are too severe and unjust
and that their tests are Imperfect and
unreliable. The Court also denied the
iloctrine of aristocracy in cattle. It held
that a cow is only a cow; that one cow
is no better than another cow, and that
the law does not authorize the payment
of a larger sum for a high-bred Jersey
that Is condemned and killed than for
a stump-tail, burr-covered vagrant that
Is picked up along the highways. The
regular price of a condemned cow in
New York Is $35, and Mr. Hawley re
cently received that sum per head as
compensation for a herd of prize-winners
that cost him $30,600 when they
were heifers. Among his cattle thus
slaughtered by the Board of llealrh
was the famous Catherine of Pittsford,
which won the butter t33t at the
World's Fair, and was considered tbe
most valuable Jersey cow iu tbe conn
try, If not in the world!. Mr. Hawley
paid (2,500 for her when she was a calf
and received $35 indemnity when ulio
was slaughtered. He claims that the
Inspectors were mistaken in their diag
nosis. After this experience Mr. Haw
ley became discouraged in his attempts
to cultivate the Jersey and offered his
herd to Mr. Vanderbilt by telephone.
The latter accepted the terms, the trade
was concluded In three minutes, and
the next day the stock were en route to
North Carolina. It is said that the pur
chase price was over $200,000.
Allowance tor Daughters.
There can be no doubt that the cus
tom of making an allowance for daugh
ters is an excellent one. When a girl
reaches a certain age, eay 17 or 18, she
should be made an allowance, paid
monthly or quarterly, out of which she
sHould be expected to provide herself
with gowns, hats, and all the staple re
quirements of her toilet As to luxur
ies, like furs, Jewels, ball-gowns, and
such things, they may be left to the in
dividual generosity of her parents, who
need not stint themselves in that be
cause they give her an allowance. Too
much stress cannot be laid upon the
fact that every girl should have an al
lowance, and thus be trained to the ex
penditure of money. Many a young
girl when she marries and goes to her
husband, excites alternately his irrita
tion and alarm, owing to her utter ig
norance of money. If such a girl had
been trained from girlhood to the re
ceipt of a stated sum out of which she
had to meet her needs she would make
a better wife. San Francisco Argo
naut -
A Headsman with a History.
On the little island of UstJca, forty
miles from Palermo, Italy, there died
recently a man who for years was the
terror of the people of Naples and tbe
: kingdom of the4wo Sicilies. He was
Gaetanp Impellizzerl, once the heads
, man under Ferdinand U. of Naples.
Tba uUh executions attributed to
Impellizzerl are countless, and, with
the cruelty by which . he showed, led
to bis denunciation by Mr. Gladstone
forty years ago in the philippics which
that statesman directed against Fer
dinand. The executions were only lu
part public; it was the executions in
secret usually at night which rave
the man his power. It was he who ex
ecuted In San Francisco place, Naples,
the Calabria n Agesilas Milanoque, who
on Pec. 9, 1856, had made a bayonet
thrust at King. Ferdinand II., and pa
triots innumerable became his victims.
When Garibaldi entered - Naples In
September, 1860, the excited populace
went in search of the hated headsman;
but he cared much for his own life,
although he thought little of that of
others, and escaped with his wife.
Later he was Imprisoned on the Island
of Ustica, where he became an offi
cer of the fort "built In those days to
protect the island against pirates. Ho
was in receipt of a pension of $5 a
month much more than he deserved.
He was 81 years old at the time of his
death. New York Tribune.
. California's Edible Lizard.
There is living in -the mountainous
parts of the Mojave desert a very
strange lizard, which often reaches a
length of over a foot, and which is
nearly as wide as one's hand and of a
uniform dark slate color, or even black,
while the tall is spotted with white
and often nearly uniformly white. At
a distance this species, which scientists
call Sauromalur ater, looks like a Gila
monster, and many people, unacquaint
ed with the latter, have supposed
them to be the same, and I think it Is
due to this mistake that many people
believe the Gila monster an Inhabitant
of California. But there is no really
authentic account of the monster be
ing found in our State. Prof. Baird
states that In his Pacific railroad re
ports, on the authority of Kennerly
and Mollhausen, that It has been found
along the Mojave River, but this must
be a mistake.
The chuck walla, as the black lizard
above described is called by the In
dians, is almost entirely vegetarian in
its habits, and consequently edible.
Several specimens which were exam
ined contained In their stomachs speci
mens of a little lotus, an ephedra and
a few bits of the gray desert tree, delea
fremontii. The Indians eat a great
many of them, and I, for one, can testi
fy that, although very repuslve to look
at, if one has not had fresh meat for
three or four months, a nice, fat chuck
walla Is quite palatable if properly
cooked. The meat is very white and
tastes much like frogs' legs, which
are sold at such a good price in our
markets. San Francisco Chronicle.
The Sight or Birds.
Birds are commonly credited with an
extraordinary ranee of vision. Circum
stances lend aid to the development of
the mental factors in their case. The
usual distance at which terrestrial spe
cies use their eyes is limited by the
ground horizon. But in the case of
the soaring birds, such as vultures and
eagles, the horizon, the natural limit
of sight, is enormously extended.
Macgillivray early noted that though
birds of prey have orbits of great size
the eyeball of the common buzzard
being an inch and a third in diameter
they do n-t, as a rule, soar when seek
ing their prey. The eagle, when hunt
ing, flies low, as do the sparrowhaws
and the henharrier. Yet the vultures
and condors, birds which do soar when
seeking food, have been proved to find
carrion by sight. A carcass was cov
ered with canvas and some offal placed
upon it The vultures saw this, de
scended and ate It, and then sat on the
covered portion within a few Inches of
a putrid carcass. When a 'hole was
made In the covering they saw and at
tacked the food below. But tha rapid
congregation of vultures from a dis
tance to a carcass is probably due to
their watching their neighbors, each of
which is surveying a limited area.
Charles Darwin pointed out that In a
level country the height of sky com
monly noticed by a mountain man is
not more than fifteen degrees above the
horizon, and a vulture on the wing at
the height of between three thousand
and four thousand feet, would probably
be two miles distant and invisible.
Those which descend rapidly and ap
pear to have come from beyond - the
range of human sight, were perhaps
hovering vertically over the hunter
when be killed his game.
Points About Matches. -
A commission appointed by the
French government has been investi
gating the manufacture of matches,
with the object of ascertaining if there
was not some substance whose substi
tution for phosphorus would render
that industry one in which men and
women could engage without becoming
the victims of horrible and fatal forms
of poisoning. The commission has just
made its report, and the conclusions
reached by It are of great Interest.
There is, the commissioners say, noth
ing that can replace phosphorus as a
quick and convenient means to start
combustion. Other chemicals would,
Indeed, be safer for the employes, but
none of them is even approximately as
safe or useful from the standpoint of
the public. It is evident, therefore, that
the use of phosphorus must continue;
but, though that is the case, it by no
means follows that the manufacture
of matches must be at the cost of hun
dreds of lives every year. By using
proper precautions, the commissioners
declare, in the ventilation of factories,
in the structure of machines and in the
personal habits of the work people,
practically all danger can be removed.
In the best-regulated establishments
measures bave already been taken that
put an end to the diseases that a care
less and unscientific use of phosphorus
produces In those that handle it. A
startling feature of the report is its as
sertion that the match factories owned
and conducted by the French govern
ment itself are precisely those In which
the conditions are the worst. -
Too Hnch Reform.
. Friend What is the matter, old boy?
Judge Well, the fact Is my wife and
I never get along very well and of late
the relationship has become so un
bearable that we both want a divorce.
Friend I see. Why don't you get
one? . ' ' '
Judge (sadly) I have sent all the
bogus divorce lawyers to the peniten
tiary. New York Weekly.
Tbe women can always depend upon
this: that a man at his meals will ask.
for something that Is not on the table.
THE HAT TRICK.
How the Merchant' Exchange Joker)
Worked It Upon a Vialtor.
A large, good-looking and evidently
good-natured man walked into the ex
change room In the Board of Trade
building the other day and was soon an
interested, not to say anxious, specta
tor of what is known on 'Change as "the
hat trick."
The large man wore a glossy new
derby hat . .
A member of the exchange walked up
to him, neatly lifted the hat off his head,
and in a moment the newcomer saw
what he supposed was his hat flying
across the room.
It had been propelled by a kick. Sev
eral others made a rush at It and it
was sent hither and thither like a foot
ball. ' ' . -
- The man looked on In amazement
Presently the hat came his way and he
seized it He gave the now dilapidated
headgear a brush or two with his elbow,
looked it over dubiously, then put it on
and started hurriedly for the exit
- Before he could make his escape the
hat was again seized and again became
the center of a rush.
Once more the man got the hat, clap
ped it on his head,-and was rushing
away when he was intercepted by the
man who had originally taken it from
the visitor's head.
With great politeness the Joker hand
ed over the visitor's own hat, as glossy
and perfect as if it had just come from
the hatter's block, and took the old hat
in return.
The visitor's surprise Increased. He
scrutinized the new hat - It was cer
tainly his. Then he joined in the gen
eral laugh. , He had simply been Init
iated into the mysteries of the Board of
Trade hat trick, the first point in which
is a bit of sleight-of-hand work by
which hats are changed and the stock
hat, kept for the purpose, Is kicked into
the ring of jokers. Buffalo Commer
cial. ' , V
Vanished from Human Ken.
What strikes us most markedly In
reading the book of the rocks Is not so
much the strange forms which are por
trayed in its pages, as the fact that so
many of them are extinct Indeed, ex
cept in the very newest of formations,
it is extremely rare to come upon any
forms which can even approximately
be considered identical with any now
living on the face of the earth.
All are vanished species. What Is
more, when we once get clear of any
formation it is the rarest possible oc
currence ever again to see any of the
species of fossils characteristic of it.
Bach period of the world's history had
its own fauna and flora that is, its own
assemblage of animals and plants and
once they disappear they are gone for
ever. . Yet, within the historic period,
we know of the extermination of only
a few animals, and of no species of
plants at all. Even then the extinct
animals have, in every instance, met
their fate at the hand of man. "
The dodo, a curious bird of Mauritius,
and the solitaries of the Islands of Re
union and Rodriguez were exterminated
by ruthless-seamen within the last two
centuries. The moa of New Zealand
lived, long after the Maoris reached
these islands. The great auk and the
Labradorduck have ceased to exist
from an identical cause, within the
memory of man. The Philip Island
parrot is a still more recent loss, while
the only mammal which can be said for
certain to have been utterly destroyed
from off the face of the earth is the
gigantic sea cow (rhytlna) of Behrlng
Strait, though, when it was first dis
covered, and took the taste of ihe sea
men who liked oily beef, Its numbers
were small, and seemed on the wane. .
These, and a few other species of less
interest, form the total extinctions of
which history preserves any record.
But in the rocks composing the earth's
crust there are the remains of thou
sands, which disappeared ages and
ages before man came upon' the earth.
Our Earth and Its Story.
A Veteran Woman's Death.
With the "frontier" fast disappear
ing, even In the further West It seems
a far cry back to the days of the fron-'
tier in the further East, but there are
yet In Maine white people who are
living links with those days. Mrs.
Sibyl Dow, who died in East Dover,
Me., a few days ago, at the age of 91
years, was such a link. She was the
fifth white child born In the region;
which is now Piscataquis County,
Maine. Two years before she was born
her father, Eli Towne, moved from
New Hampshire, crossed the Piscata
quis River, made a clearing in the
primeval forest and built there a log
cabin, In which Mrs. Dow was born.
He was one of the first band of white
people who settled In the wilderness,
and Dover now stands on the site of
his cabin. Mrs. Dow was the first
white child born in the present town
limits of Dover.
Forests of Spain.
Spain Is waking up to the necessity
of reafforestlng her mountains. The
little king recently went to a village a
few miles east of Madrid and planted
a pine sapling, after which 2,000 chil
dren selected from the Madrid schools
each planted a tree. Medals were dls-,
tributed among them, with the Inscrip
tion "First arbor day instituted in the
reign of Alfonso XIII., 1896." Similar
festivals are to be held yearly in dif
ferent places and the children are to be
taken out to see how their trees grow.
In the hope that they will foster tree
planting in their districts.
Low Down.
"Enpec played a mean trick on his
wife while she was away."
"What?"
"Taught the parrot to scream, Ton
talk too muchr "Exchange. 1
She Knew. ,
Bilkins How do you make a hot
Scotch, Miss Vassar?
Miss Vassar Call him an Irishman;
if that dosen't make him hot I don't
know anything that will. Exchange.
: ' Advertising In pondon.
It Is estimated that 4,000,000 Is spent
in advertisements and that something
like 1,500,000,000 copies of newspapers
are sold In London every year.
An Interpreter.
Mrs. Nupop On, you must come and
hear baby talk.
Uncle Bob I shall be delighted bnt
you must act as Interpreter. Truth.
The less a girl tries to be nice, the
nicer she la.
JUDGE OF
Congressman Powers Enthusiastic Over
pound, the Greatest Spring
rwmrMnfYYmiftifimWUnWMUWi. VTfcSaSfsejaiianiafis V!MlrUWHr1VtW"SSSSX
Judge Powers, who today represents
Vermont in congress, entered the na
tional house with a magnificent record
as lawyer and judge of the supreme
court of Vermont -
TTa la a flna tvriB nf triA nan-Aal
learned. New England lawyer.
Though but 56 years of age, he was
a member of the Vermont legislature
a third of a century ago, and again in
1874, when he was speaker of the
house. He has been state censor, a
member of the costitutional convention
and tpf the state senate. In 1874 he
became judge of the supreme court of
Vermont, and reamined on the bench
until 1890, when he took his seat in
congress. Judge Powers presided at
many of the most notable trials in the
history of the state, and is the author
of many of the most important opinions
to be found in Vermont reports.
No judge on the supreme bench in
any of our states has a reputation for
more clearly and unimstakably expres
sing his opinions. His unqualified in
dorsement of Paine's celery compound
in the following letter is as straightfor
ward and concise as any one of his
HOITT SCHOOL FOB BOYS.
Bublisoam, Cal.
"This excellent institution closes its fifth
year accredited at both of our universities.
Ex-State Superintendent Hoitt is well
known in educational matters. The men
tion of his name as master of the school is
a guarantee to ail who know him, that
none but first-class teachers are employed
and that the school under his management
ranks among the first of its kind. Nowhere
are boys better cared for." San Francisco
Call.
Piso's Cure for Consumption has been a
family medicine with us since 1865. J. R.
Madison, 2409 42d Ave., Chicago, 111.
Dr. Peters, the African explorer, is
about to undertake a new exploration
of Somaliland under the auspices of a
number of wealthy Americans.
HOW'S THIS.?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cored by Hall's
Catarrh Cure. -
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We, the andersigned, have known P. J. Cheney
for tbe last 15 years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all basiness transactions, and
financially able to carry oat any obligation
made by their firm.
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Hall's family pills are the best. '
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Tax Gibxia. tor breakfast. : '
By a special permit, and in mailing
packages approved by the postoffioe de
partment, baoteria or, disease tissues
may now be sent through the mails to
United States or municipal laboratories.
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Black well's Genuine
-MILL D0JJRHAP
Too will And on. coupon buld. MCh 1 oonoe bag and two coupons Inside tub 4 ouno. b.
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THE SUPREME COURT.
thoughtful charges to a jury:
House of Representatives, U. 8. I
Washington, D. C, Feb. 19, 1866.1
I have for several years been acquainted
with the medicinal qualities of Paine's
celery compound, and can enthusiastically
indorse as a specifio in many cases for
wnicn us use is recommenaea oy its pro
prietors. H. Hihkt Powkbs,
1st Diet. Vt.
By far the best use that any tired or
ailing person can make of these preci
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and regulate their nerves with Paine's
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for neuralgia, persistent headaches
and such like indications of low nerv
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parts. - It is not in the power of any
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back to an energetic, healthy condi
tion. .
The real danger that stares sick peo
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tending to sickness and diseas, and
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to Gup
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Less than a cent in fact and all Cocoa
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Paine7 celery com
Remedy.
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