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HOW TO KEEP HOUSB. With all the luxuries and pleasures ot this life, its big enjoyments and its smaller comforts, there is an effect or antithesis which we have to contend in the form of aches and pains. In some way and by Borne form at some time. Trifling as some of them may be, the risk is that they will grow to something gieater and rack tb system with constant torture. There is notning, therefore, of this kind that we have a right to trifle with. Taken in time, the worst forms of aches and pains are easily subdued and permanently cured by the tree uie of St. Jacobs Oil. No well regulated household ought to be without a bottle of this great remedy for pain. One good reason for this is that some kinds o sudden pain are acute enough to be fatal where the application of the great curt might save life. You want it altfo in the house at all times for hurts, cats and wounds, and the house that always has it keeps up a sort of insurance against pain. She bought a pretty parasol Of an entranciug shmie; But dared not take it in the bud, For fear that it would fade. A TRINITY OF EVILS. Biliousness, sick headache and irregularity of the bowels accompany em-n other. 10 the re moval of this trinity of evils Hoaietter's S om ach Hitlers is specially adapted. It also cures dyspepsia, rheumatism, malarial complaints-, biliousness, nervousness and constitution. The most satisfactory resalta follow a lair trial. Use 11 aauy. "Do yon take fuel in exchonge for subscrip tion?', asked the caller at the couDtry newspa per office. "What have yoa got a poemf" I believe my prompt use ot Fiso's Core prevented quick consumption. Mrs. Lucy Wallace, Marquette, Kans., Deo. 12, '95. BEWARE OF OINTMENTS FOR CA TARRH THAT CONTAIV MERCURY, As mercnry will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be uted except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you can nossloly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, maniilaitturfd by F. J. Cheney A Co., To ledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken in ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous snrfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken in ernally, ano mauo in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Chenev & Co. Testimonials free. Sold by draggisrs, price 76c per bottle. Hali't Family Fills are the best. - FITS. A U Fits stopped free by lr. Kline's Areas Nerve Restorer. Mo Flu after toe n day's use. Marvelous cores. Treatise and tZOi trial bottle free to Fit cases. Bend to. Dr. Kline HI Arch St., Philadelphia. Fa. Tbt Gxbmka tor breakfast. ri e The iron grasp of scrofula has no mercy upon its victims. This demon of the blood is often not satisfied with causing dreadful sores, but racks the body with the pains of rheumatism until Hood's Sarsaparilla cures. - "Nearly four years ago I became af flicted with scrofula and rheumatism. Running sores broke out on my thighs. Pieces of bone came out and an operation was contemplated. I had rheumatism in my legs, drawn up out of shape. I lost ap petite, could not Bleep. I was a perfect WTeck. I continued to grow worse and finally gave up the doctor's treatment to take Hood's Sarsaparilla. - Soon appetite came back; the sores commenced to heal. My limbs straightened out and I threw away my crutches. I am now stout and hearty and am . farming, whereas four years ago I was a cripple. I gladly rec ommend Hood's Sarsaparilla' UBBAST Hammond, Table Grove, Illinois. nloodl Sarsaparilla Is the One True Blood Pufifler. All drnggfsts. $t Prepared only by C. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass. . . . cure liver till pa.v tn I lOOU S FlIIS take, easy to operate. 26a. "Just as Good " never yet equalled the BIAS A - VELVETEEN SKIRT BINDINQ. . Simply refuse the "just as good " sort. , If your dealer will not supply you we will. ' 8amplet showing labels and nrnttrlalt mall fr. "Home Dressmaking," a new book by Miss Emma M. Hooper, of the Ladies1' Home Journal, telling how to put on Bias Velveteen Skirt Bind ings sent for 25c. postage paid. . - . - . S. M. & M. Co., PvO. Box 699 fi. V, Crty. Electrotype Stereotypers... Cor. Second and Stark Sts., Portland, Or. FRAZER AXLE CREASE BEST IN THE WORLD, Its wealing qnalities are unsurpassed, actually outlasting two boxes of any other brand. F.-ee irom Animal Oils. GET THBGEvmSK. . FOB SALS BY OREGON AND JCgar-WASHINGTON MEKeHaKIg'Vl and Dealers geuerlly. WHO CARRIES THE LARGEST' Line of Cutlery, Sporting Goods, j Barber StrppliesandBazaarGoodsT Why, don't1 youkio" I THE WILL ft FINCK COMPANY? They will supply yon with anything you want at lowest market prices. Send for nerai Cata- . lofrae or Cataiofrue "f Snortina Goods or Barber . supplies, so) narsei aireei. nan r rancuco, uai. : CURES WHIRE ALL ELSE FAILS. . t uougn Byrnp- Taes uooo. tn time, soia uj axnsinsu. pel Well vr-r afSk m .AM kricanlvpe Founders to. MS. WfNSLOW'S S5F I - FOR CHILDREN TEETHINO - rerMlefcrallDrscswU. UCoUiMlla, j 2 SEEKS AFTER TRUTH. DENVER WATCHMAKER TO DWELL WITHNATURE. FAR FROM CROWDS. Will Travel In a Novel Wagon Hidden Secret Will Be Fathomed Such the Eastern Mystics Have Learned on Tibet s Loftyl Heights. " - Elisha Lane of Denver has just started out on an expedition so novel that the paltry quest of Diogenes for an honest man is, child's play compared with it. Air. Lane's mission is "to wrest from nature her secrets," and be philosophic ally proposes to go about this task by "putting himself in harmony with na ture." To this end be has bad built a house wagon in which be will travel from Denver clear through to southern Cali fornia, baiting by the way wherever the lisp of leaves, the brawl of mountain streams or the soughing of winds in primeval forests seems to be telling the secret of which be longs to become pos sessed. This latest seeker after truth will not, however, travel alone. He will be ao oompanied by bis wife and three little children, aged 5 years, 8 years and 10 months, respectively. The itinerant home for this family cost $750, and it will be drawn by two horses. It is IS feet long, 6 feet wide and 6 feet bigh, and is made of pine boards 2 J inches wide and three-quarters of an inch thick, placed vertically. Under the driver's seat is a tool box, the space beneath the body of the wagon is to be used for storing household goods, and at the rear is a feed box for. the horses. The entrance is at the rear through a door of polished oak with glass panels, and the interior is quite in keeping with this handsome entrance. The floor is handsomely carpeted, the portieres are hung on bronze rods, the walls and ceiling are artistically pa pered and the two windows, 20 by 24 inches each, are provided with dainty lace curtains. , Across the front end of the wagon an oak seat runs which becomes the sup port for the bead of a bed, which is re leased by a spring from its position in the wall. A bed similarly devised is at the left of the door.- By careful economy in space this room also contains a tiny chiffonier, a plate glass mirror, a washstand, a fold ing writing table with drawers and pigeonholes, and a stove, the ashes of which will be dropped to the ground through a sort of funnel. . Every detail of this conveyance was planned by Mr. Lane himself, who js a man of about 81 years and a watchmak er by trade. He was born in Bowling Green, Ky. He married Miss Carrie MacFarland of Leavenworth, Kan., and lived in Kansas City until July last, when he removed to Denver. In appear ance Lane bears a striking resemblance to Schlatter. He is entirely self educat ed, not to say nneducated, for by bis own confession only two years ago he was unable to read Shakespeare with any appreciation of his meaning. - The sum total of his philosophy as ex pressed by bim is : "I claim that there is some secret force, some hidden power in nature, which men have not discov ered. A few men have caught faint gleams of this occult force, and thereby they have become wise beyond their generation. Luther was one of these men and Schlatter is another. To gain this knowledge a man must follow na ture, and it is for that reason that I al low my hair and beard to grow. When I reach the mountains, I shall hope to touch that higher state which has en abled the adepts of India in Tibet to ac quire their mystic power." In order to sustain the material man on the way to the wellsprings of "Hid den Truth," Mr. Lane will halt. from time to time in mining camps and in small towns, and take heed of time by mending watches and selling eyeglasses. New York World. A tramp visited all the houses at Cloverport and begged from every kind lady he met a postage stamp with which to write a letter to his sick mother. -He got the stamp every time, and went out of town with several dollars in bis pockets as a result of the successful ruse. Louisville Courier-Journal. Another Uttle Kipling;. The little Kiplings continue to mul tiply up in Vermont. Now there are two. Boston Herald. Gladness Comes With a better understanding of the transient nature of the many phys ical ills, which vanish before proper ef forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts rightly directed. There is comfort in the knowledge, that bo many forms of sickness are not due to any actual dis ease, but simply to a constipated condi tion of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt ly removes. That is why it is the only remedy with millions of families, and is everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value good health. Its beneficial effects are due to the fact, that it is the one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating the organs on which it acts. It is therefore all important, in order to get its bene ficial effects, to note when you pur chase, that you have the genuine arti cle, which is manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by all reputable druggists. If in he enjoyment of good health, and the system is regular, laxatives or other remedies are then not needed. If afflicted . with any actual disease, one may be commended to the most skillful physicians, but if in need of a laxative, one should have the best, and with the well-informed everywhere, Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely v-ied and gives most general satisfaction. FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK or "Just Don't Feel Well," F&iSLIVER PILLS are the One Turns to use. Only One for a Dose. Sold by druggist at 25c. a box Sample Free. Address the Or.Besanke Mes.ce., ratia. r. sT -a WILL BE HIS OWN FATHER. J Bow Jnda-e Scott Will Be Affected by Xz Fresldent Harrison's Marriage. Ex-President Harrison's brother-in-law, Judge J. N. Scott of Port Towns bend, Wash. , at a social gathering the other evening discovered very unexpect edly that 'he was about to become his Own father. The subject of General Har rison's approaching wedding was being discussed with a party of friends when some one." asked Judge Scott if that would not somewhat complicate and tangle up the limbs on the family tree. party commenced to try to solve the matrimonial problem, and' the deeper they went into the subject the more mystified they became, and finally it was given up as an unfathomable tangle. Several of the notes made and calcula tions formed were preserved and given to the press. ' . .. .. .. . Of the existing relationship Judge Scott is fully informed. . It was in trying to locate the limb of bis own family tree after the wedding shall have taken place that he became confused, After several hours of deep mental exercise he arrived at these conclusions: !I am now Gen eral Harrison's brother-in-law, and Mrs. Dimmick, his prospective bride, is my niece. After they are married my brother-in-law will become my nephew, and my niece, consequently, will become my sister-in-law. Then, of, course, I will become my own brother-in-law, and also, my niece's brother-in-law. Now," slowly continued the philosophical rea soner, delving into the future a little deeper, "if this contemplated union should be productive of a claimant for the ancestral hat, he will be my nephew, and - also my grandnephew. . I will be his uncle and his grandunole. Whew, " ejaculated the judge, as he wiped the perspiration from his brow, "that will complicate matters. Just see here. ' Now, in order to be uncle and grandunole to one and the same person, it must neces sarily follow that I am my own father, and oh, hang the whole thing any how, I am not going to rack my brain over other people's troubles," and up jumped the judge, somewhat exasper ated, v The logical result of the union was quite astonishing; the judge and the guests sat down to figure it out again, arriving at .the ea'mo conclusion. Then some one ascertained that General Har rison would become his own nephew and a cousin of his own son, should one be born, and who will, also, be a second cousin to his own brother audi his fa ther's nephew. At this point the mental exercise subsided, Judge Scott agreeing to furnish a palatable beverage if his guests would keep inviolate the secret. But it leaked out, and has been given to the press. St. Louis Globe-Democrat PREHISTORIC INDIANS. Remains of a Remarkable Baos of Men Found In Florida. Early in December Frank Hamilton Cashing of the bureau of American eth nology of the Smithsonian institution ; Wells M. Sawyer, an artist and photog rapher of the art department of the United States geological survey, "and Carl F. W. Bergman, museum expert of the United States National museum, completed arrangements to visit Flori da,', with the intention of making ap in vestigation of the Shell keys and ancient reef settlements of Charlotte harbor, and the very interesting mounds at Na ples, about 150 miles south of Tampa. " A . camp was established at Finley's Hammock, or Hope Grove, a few miles north of the Ancldte river, where, under the direction of Mr. Sawyer, a number of interesting discoveries were made. In the mounds the burials were nu merous, and although some hundreds of such burials were encountered the re mains were so affected by age as to ren der it almost impossible to preserve them. By very careful treatment a large collection of skulls and other portions of skeletons, interesting for study, were secured. The skulls are in many respects remarkable, possessing features that are apparently unusual.' This is especially the case in reference, to the great nar rowness of the temnoral resiona. the massive development of the jaws and the prominence of the brows. : A study of this collection will probably definite ly decide to what group of Indians these people were allied. . All of the ' remains are prehistoric. The find is necessarily large on account of their peculiar burial customs. A re markably representative collection of all of their various arts of life in pottery, stone and bone implements and orna ments was found. IN A SMALL BOAT. Captain Freltch Plana to Circle the Glob In That Manner. Captain Adolph Freitch, who left Mil waukee in the 40 foot schooner yacht or scow Nina, which he built himself, April 26, 1894, for . a voyage down the lakes and across the Atlantic, has re turned. He says he js the only man who ever made the entire passage across the Atlantic in a ssmall ot' absolutely alone. - ' ' '.''. Captain Freitch now proposes to build another boat in Milwaukee to sail down the Mississippi; thence, after crossing the isthmus of Panama, to steer for Mel bourne, thence to Sydney, to Bombay, to Aden, on Suez canal, along the Medi terranean to France, to Paris, to London and to New York. Chicago Tribune. Echoes From Horses' Sknlls. Those curious twists and turns super stitions take are to be found in the in troduction of horses' skulls in or about the church buildings in England and Scotland, the reason alleged being to help the sound in church. This habit is unquestionably a relio of heathenism where an animal was sacrificed. Some years ago, when an old meeting house in Edinburgh was pulled aown, roe sounamg Doara space aoove after jawing each other for some time, the.? pulpit was found tote filled with ingaia finally called Foster a liar. Fos horses' skulls. : ' " ter was at one end of a long table and In some parts of England there still ingalls at the other.- Foster grabbed a exists the idea that if a horse's head is uaa ink fountain and threw it at In- buried in a field there will be an echo. -3ick Me Up. General Gram fa Prediction,, "Though I have been trained as a soldier and have participated in many battles, there never was a time, when in my opinion some way could not have been found of preventing the drawing of the sword. I look forward to an epoch when a court recognized by all nations will settle international differ ences instead of keeping large standing armies, as tbey do in Europe." j AT A MALAY PICNIC. A JOLLY DAY OF SIMPLE PLEASURES IN THE JUNGLE. ' Old and Tonaaj Mingle Together and Are Happy No Tiresome Advance Prepara tion of Food How Fish Are Captured and Cooked For the Banquet. Of all 'picturesque sights a Malay pio fcio is one of the prettiest. With the first lawn of morning the start is mada Nothing as yet can be seen distinctly. : A few saffron arrowsof light are thrown eastern Horizon, nnu uibiuus ' a j . s mountain beads begin to glow, simul taneously a stir arises in the Tillage, tnd gaping villagers of all ages begin to issue out from their graceful atap bouses and make toward the place of rendez vous. By the' time the party has gather ed, some 20 minutes, the horizon seems to explode, a wide rush of orange light spreads near and far, and'the great hot sun comes up, panting. Then follows the most delicious hour of- the day. A hundred hues of green are brought out into shining relief , every dewy leaf be comes a prism in which rainbows float. The jungle life awakens into its morn ing psalm, 'brilliant birds twitter and. coo together seeking the early bug, gor geous butterflies come forth to dry their spangled wings on leafy shrubs, while far in the jungle often the hoarse, gut tural, fearsoma growl of the Malayan tiger sounds bass to the chorus; The picnickers are now under way. Before them is a march of six or seven miles through virgin jungle and open spaces of, country. - That will consume some two or three hours. Some of the females are mounted upon elephants if there are any well to do families in the village. They sit very gracefully on their lofty mounts and enjoy the ride, if we may judge from their faces and frequent peals of laughter. . Most of the party is afoot. They are in holiday cos tume. . A finely woven sarong of cotton or silk forms the lower garment of men and women alike. " The sarong is many hued and the most graceful of gar ments. It consists of a piece of material of suitable length sewed together at the side, both ends being open. The upper end, in wearing, is tucked neatly . and tightly together with the band and held securely-around the waist by a belt. Sometimes these krosangs, or belts, are richly jeweled and worth as much as 2,000 silver dollars. But we shall not see that sort at a picnic. The upper garment of men and women alike is a cloth or cotton jacket (kabaia). In stead of. buttons the women use for fas tenings a - number Of gold or silver brooches. The men largely affect brass buttons. Over this jacket the females wear another sarong, which is made to meet over the head, and serves the dan. plel pro All for fold grai our jok nre and! mol and! the; pici fhea prej fecti havj hall wfad the poo to j ficitj onci else intdj the statf to J no lyid of tl mei the into the water filled caves of the rocky sides. One by one the divers come pant ing up. Some of them grasp in each band a great, shining, silvery fish. What luck! Two fish at a time, each 10 or 15 pounders. Then the stolid Malay relaxes, be shouts, he praises Allah, and the whole camp becomes a scene of rejoic ing, as the spoil is flung alive into the pot of already boiling water, or squirms grilling, roasting, frying, on ground fires kindled by boys and girls as the prey was being taken. Rice is also pre pared, and before long the whole party is seated around the green banquet board, enjoying fish as you like it and curry and rice such as only the Malay house wife can concoct. The joysome meal finished, the party betakes itself to smok ing, chewing betel and telling stories, under all of which influences it is not surprising that ' the next scene is a gen eral siesta, which lasts till about 8 o'clock, when the old man of the party wisely observes It is getting late and it is time to be starting back. Night must not overtake them, or they may meet Stripes or Spots, out also for a pionio, and vastly preferring fresh meat to fish. New York Independent. - Xngalls In at Fnaa. '"Speaking of- lawyers - fussing in court," said Chief of Police Seip, "one of the most violent affairs I can remem ber occurred about 20 years ago, and John J. Ingalls and Judge C. G. Foster I were the principals. I was sheriff at the time, ana a man was oeing tnea on some kind of a criminal charge. Foster was acting as county attorney, and In galls represented the prisoner. Ingalls and Foster became involved in an argu- ment about some point of evidence, and, galls, hitting bim in the the breast and spattering ink all over judge, jury and all kinds of legal papers. . The late Na than Price was judge, and be fined them $50 each. They apologized next morn ing, and their fines were remitted. Atchison Globe. - Corbett Was In Luck. : Corbett had a little disagreement with the fireman in a theater, and well, it's a good thing for him that he didn't have that championship belt with him. Chioago Post. SOUTH AFRICAN RULERT- Jndge Bteyn, the New President of the Orange Free State. Judge Steyn, who has recently been elected president of the Orange Free State, was chief justice of that conn- try before hlSj;leiawonJtflthe office or the presidency. . The position had been filled by the late F. W. Belta, Judge Steyn's election is considered a Boer victory, as his candidacy , was Indorsed and promoted by .-President Kruger, of this TTansVaaL Dr. Jame son and his raid, into the South Af rican republic had the sympathy of the uitlanders, ot noncitizens, of the Orange Free State. Steyn stood for the conservative or Boer interests, and his election shows the tide is flowing against British domination in this part of Africa. ' He is an able jurist, a good statesman and a strong man. The country over which tie will rule Is an independent Dutch republic in South Africa. On the south of it is Cape Colony, on the west Griqualand, the Transvaal on the north and Natal on the east. Its area is 48,326 square miles. . The total population numbers 207,503, of whom nearly 80,000 are whites." The government consists of a president and a council appointed by the volksraad. The country is divided Into nineteen districts, with a "land' rost" to eaeh appointed by the presi dent and confirmed by the volksraad. The volksraad is a legislative body elected by the adult white burghers, half of the body vacating seats every two years. SONG OF TEARS. Composer Who Gave It to the World la Now Dying in Poverty. Frederick Nicholas Crouch, the com poser of "Kathleen Mavourner-n," Is dying in Baltimore In poverty. The old man's mind is gone and he raves about the coronation of William IV., the cu pidity of. music, publishers, his old tri- is ana troubles. Hundreds or tneu- f people who have been moved s by the recital of his famous ill be amazed to learn that its ser is alive. For it is an old song involuntarily referred back to Dong since dead. But it was a before it had become old and will a living power in the realm of until human nature is essential- bged. The poem Itself was not by Mr. Crouch. It was first bed in an English magazine. Here that Crouch saw it. That was in kvhen the musician was but 19 pf age. These are the verses; n Mavourneen! The gray dawn Is breaking, horn of the hunter is heard on the bill; - rk fronr her light wing the bright new is shakings- " kleen Mavourneen! .What! Slum bering still? - ft thou forgotten how soon we must ever? Ihast thou forgotten this day we bust part be for years and it may be forever. kvhy art thou silent, thou voice of liy heart? en Mavourneen! Awake from thy lumbers! blue mountains glow in the sun's olden light; ' Where is. the spell that once hung bn my numbers? in thy beanrv thou star of my nighl! Mavourneen, Mavourneen, my sad tears are falling,. To think that from Erin and thee I must part; It may be for years and it may be forever, Then why art thou silent, thou voice of my heart? " Crouch wrote out his melody and of fered it to a firm of music sellers, who paid him in hand just 5. They took the piece and coined money with It Edition after edition was sold and the song swept over the world. Mr. urateoar's Advice to Philip. "It isn't new, the idea of living with in one's income," said Mr. Gratebar, "but I am trying to impress on Philip the importance cf beginning . in bis youth. I don't want bim to be mean or stingy; but I do want him to save some thing every year, without interruption, and to begin when be is young. Begun early and kept up continuously, it is al most .wonderful how even small savings accumulate. There is scarcely a man who cannot provide himself with a mod erate fortune from his savings alone by beginning early and keeping at it. "Old? Of course it's old; old as the hills, but bow many of us have profited by it? And I want Philip to begin now." New York Sun. , v The first ropemakers were the spiders, which spin a thread so fine that, al though it is composed of 50 or 60 strands, it is a dozen times smaller than the finest thread spun by the hands of men. Blood in its natural state contains a surprising amount of pure air, amount ing to nearly seven-eighths of its entire bulk. JUDGE STETW. V FBEDEBICR KICnOLAS CROUCH. j ANOTHER GRATEFUL FAMILY. Mr. Miller Considers Paine's Celery Compound a National Blessing. There is, no spring remedy eqt al to Paine's celery compound. Sufferers from debility who find their convalescence tod slow, are joyously surprised by the brisk 'impetus toward recovery that oomes from Paine's celery compound. Its healing, nerve-restoring, blood-making, nourishing powers go so directly to the root of the trouble that the progress toward health and strength is steady and uninterrupted. No relapses oome when Paine's celery compound has once fairly begun its healthful aotion. With a stronger appetite, sounder sleep, and better digestion (results that everyone has experienced who has taken Paine's celery compound), the weak and sore kidneys and the tired stomach cease to trouble, and the nerves allow one to work unvexed by day and to sleep by night without dis turbance. This is what phyaioians mean when they say that Paine's celery compound cures nervous diseases per manently. For disordered liver, and for all blood diseases, phyaioians use this great formula ot Prof Edward E. Phelps, M. D-, LL. D. , of Dartmouth college Women at the Helm. Among the curiosities of the Russian dominions is a group of communes in the government of Smolensk, surround ing the convent of Besjukow, where not only do women vote, but where they practically do all the voting and office holding. As the returns from agriculture are very meager In the district, and there are large towns not tar away, the male inhabitants of the Besjukow neighbor hood emigrate to these towns early In spring to find work, leaving few but women and children at home, and not coming home to attend to the little mat-, ter of voting. Inasmuch as the women have to do all the farm work as well as the house work In this singular community, it does not seem strange that they rather Insist upon holding the offices, and not assigning them to such old men as may be about. Futhermore, It is said that they have for a period of several years managed all the public affairs of the Besjukow district so well that the men are quite content to abandon the tedi ous work of government to them. Sometimes, when the "head woman" of the Joint communes Is presiding over a public assembly of women to pass upon important financial and other con cerns, certain of the men have been known to come borne for file purpose of merely looking on and admiring the method of procedure or else of hearti ly felicitating -themselves upon being rid of so bothersome a duty. People Who Patronise Banks There is one savings bank here which keeps an accurate record of the calling of its depositors. During the last year there was only one actor on the list, while there were 1,892 tailors; there was but one editor, while there were 725 laborers; there was but one board ing house keeper and 837 . peddlers. There were lots of shoemakers, bakers, barbers, waiters, cigar makers, but very few musicians, liquor dealers, lawyers or policemen. Chicago Tribune. Not In One Instance, Anyhow. "My wife is a woman who is very hard to please." "She has never given any evidence of it. "Detroit Free Press. orricc BLACKWCLL'S DURHAM si To EL mm to-day. BLACICWELL'S DURHAM TOBACCO COMPANY. ' If yoo bar any difficulty In procuring-your soap, cut out this notice and send it witb your order to your wholesale dealer. a"at CHICHESTER-S EHOU8H. THE ORIGINAL AND OtNUINC lO.OOO TerttmMlsUs. JrtM Fapr. UIC118TK CUKMUGAM it the name of Woman's Friend. It is ralmrelievMir the backaches, haadachea which burden and shorten a woman's women testify for it. It will give health and strength and make life a pleasure. For sale BLUMAUER-FBANK DRUG CO., Portland, Agents. Paine's celery compound. It has lifted thousands from beds of sickness. 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