The Corvallis gazette., April 30, 1896, Image 4

State Chemist, California: : : 2
The Royal fulfils all the require-
ments. Our tests show it has greater- w
leavening power than any other. 1
Interesting Washing;.
An amusing little story ia told in con'
nection with a French journalist, who
in his early days as a reporter had a
deeply rooted aversion to the regulation
notebook of his order, and hit upon a
method of taking notes which afforded
him great satisfaction.
He wore large white linen cuffs, and
upon them, by the aid of a tiny pencil,
he took down his notes and impressions
in all sorts of places, unobserved by
those around him.
At first his laundress was greatly puz
zled by these peculiar ornamentations.
but as time went on she learned to de
cipher many of them, and gathered the
news of the week from her patron's
cuffs, much to her delight.
One night, when she took home the
washing, the journalist chanced to be
coming out of his room as she entered.
"Ah, monsieur," she said, dropping a
courtesy, "your last washing was very
interesting, but we had less political
news than the week before. Is i not so?"
London Tit-Bits.
Curious Insurance.
A curious form of life insurance is
springing up in French manufacturing
towns under the name of LaFourmi
(the ant). The peculiarity is that the
longer a man lives the less he becomes
entitled to. The payment of $1 a month
assures the payment of $1,000 to the
heirs of a man dying before the age of
88, the payment diminishing propor
tionately to $510 at 51. The idea seems
to be that if a man dies young his chil
dren are likley to be in want, but that
when he is 50 they will be able to earn
their living.
Young Wife John, mother says Bhe
wants to be cremated.
Young Husband Tell her if she'll get
on her things I'll take her there this
morning. Spare Moments.
Gladness Comes
With a better understanding of the
transient nature of the many phys
. leal ills, which vanish before proper ef
forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts
rightly directed. There is comfort in
the knowledge, that so many forms of
sickness are not due to any actual dis
ease, but simply to a constipated condi
tion of the system, which the pleasant
family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt
ly removes. That ia why it is the only
remedy with millions of families, andia
everywhere esteemed BO highly by all
ivho value good health. Its beneficial
effects are due to the fact, that it is the
one remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness without debilitating the
organs on which it acts. It ia therefore
all important, in order to get its bene
ficial effects, to note when you pur
chase, that yon have the genuine arti
cle, which is manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by
all reputable druggists.
If in the enjoyment of good health,
and the system is regular, laxatives or
other remedies are then not needed. If
afflicted with any actual disease, one
may be commended to the most skillful
physicians, but if in need of a laxative,
one should have the best, and with the
well-informed everywhere, Syrup of
Figs stands highest and is most largely
4sed and gives most general satisfaction.
CZEMA
From early child-
i nooa until I was '
grown my family i
spent a fortune.
tryraetocureme
) of this disease. I visited Hot Springs i
and was treated by the best medical I
Linen, but was not benefited. When"
all things hadl-n ft failed I de-J
'terminer! tohHIl I try S.S.S.
.and in four U III months was
entirely cured. The terribb eczema
was eone. not a sirn of h left . Mv
general health built tip. and I have i
i never naa any return ox
the disease. I
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I recommend
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SOUTH AFRICAN COOKERY.
The Native Bill of Fare Carries Dismay
to the White Man.
. A very palatable dish is made of an
elephant's foot by putting it in a bole,
building a fire around and over it and
keeping it going for five or six hours.
Elephant's tail is said to be very deli
cious when washed, scraped and fried
until it is a rich brown. A novel way
of making a stew is practiced by one
tribe, who use the animal s skin as a re
ceptacle for water. Put in this water
vegetables and pieces of meat and then
add redhot stones. This generates vast
quantities of steam and makes the wa
ter boil without injuring greatly the
surrounding hide. At the end of an
hour the oontents are cooked and the
water has become a very fair soup, but
a little peculiar on account of the
amount of cinders, sand and fragments
of stone it contains. Still another tribe
cook locusts, grasshoppers, katydids and
the like, and say they taste a great deal
like an overcooked shrimp. None of the
native tribes, so far as known, ever eat
the lion, bnt they have no such feeling
toward other oarnivora.
The jackal, wolf and fox are more or
less popular, and are reported to give a
very palatable meat. Where our people
bang mutton, game and the immortal
goose to season it and give it a rich
flavor, many South American tribes se
cure the same result by burying meat
in the earth and leaving it there for
several days. -Wo civilized man has ever
been able to eat it in this condition,
but the savages pronounce it a delicacy
of extraordinary merit. Not alone is
cannibalism practiced to a large extent,
but our Darwinian cousins of the mon
key tribe share the same fate. In the
districts where they are employed as
food they are very timid and fly at the
sight of a human being even at great
distance. In other territories, where
they are unmolested, they are about as
tame and fearless as in South America
or India. In nearly all of these tribes
the woman is the cook and the waiter,
very often the butcher and sometimes
the hunter. New York Mail and Ex
press.
Newly married people do not go into
society much until they are tired of
each other.
CONSUMPTION CURED
AN ABSOLUTE REMEDY FOR ALL
PULMONARY COMPLAINTS.
T. A. Bloeum Offers to (tend Two Bot
tles Free of His Remedy to Cure
Consumption and All Long Troubles
An Bllxlr of Life.
Nothing could be fairer, more philan-
tnropio or carry more joy in its waxe man
the offer of T. A. Slocnm, M. C, oi 183
Pearl street, New York. Perfectly confi
dent that he has an absolute remedy for
the cure or consumption and all pulmon
ary complaints, he offers through this pa
per to send two Dottles tree to any reader
who is Buffering from lane trouble or con-
umption, also loss of flesh and all condi
tions of wasting. He invites those desir
ous of obtaining this remedy to send their
express aDd postomce address, ana to re
ceive in return the two bottles free, which
will arrest the approach ot death. Already
this remedy, by its timely use, has per
manently cured thousands of cases which
were given up, and death was looked upon
as an early visitor.
Knowing his remedy aa he does, and be
ing so proof-positive of its benehcent re
sults, Dr. Slocom considers it his religious
auty, a duty which he owes to humanity,
to donate his infallible remedy where it
will assault the enemy in its citadel, and,
by its inherent potency t stay the current
of dissolution, bringing joy to homes over
which the shadow ot the grave has been
gradually growing more strongly defined,
causing fond hearts to grieve. The cheap
ness of the remedy offered freely apart
from its inherent strength, is enoueh to
commend it, and more so is the perject
confidence of the great chemist making the
oner, wno noiasout uteto tnose already
becoming emaciated, and says: "Be
cured."
The invitation is certainly worthy of the
consideration ot the afflicted, who, for
years, have been taking nauseous nostrums
without effect ; who have ostracised them
selves from home and friends to live in
more salubrious climes, where the atmos
phere is more congenial to weakened lnngs,
and who have fought against death with
all the weapons and strength in their
hands. There will be no mistake in send
ing for these free bottles the mistake will
De in passing the invitation by.
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Great Nerve Restorer. No Flu after the lint
day's use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and 92.00
trial bottle tree to Fit cases. Bend to Dr. Kline,
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We will forfeit ?1,000 if any of our pub
I lished testimonials are proven to be not
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j Tkt Giexu tor breakfast.
I Extract from catalogue of lending- library;
"In the novels and stories marked with an as
terisk, the happy couples get married at the
finish."
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RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD.'
The Dnke of Westminster Ia Award
ed that Distinction.
His grace the Duke of Westminster,
honest man, sleeps easily. Though his!
children number some seven living, and
he has grandchildren too many to be'
reckoned readily, yet he has no fear for
the morrow. The duke is probably the
richest man in the world. LI Hung
Chang has been rated higher, and
Americans in their pride claim greater
wealth for Mr. Rockefeller, but, ev
erything considered, the Duke of West-
DUKE OF WESTMINSTER.
minister's holdings will doubtless top
those of the Chinaman and the Ameri
can. He is certainly the heaviest own
er of real estate in the world. There
is considerable uncertainty as to the
title of property In China. It Is the
subject's to-day; It may be the em
peror's or it may be parceled out among
other citizens to-morrow. Mr. Rocke
feller's Is largely in stocks and se
curities. The duke's is principally real
estate. Its value and earnings are lit
tle affected by outside causes. For a
century indeed the only variation has
been an increase of value and rentals.
The duke Is interested in many com
mercial enterprises and railway and
other corporations, but, as was said,
the bulk of his belongings is in the
nature of real estate, business blocks,
market places, houses and farms. His
income ranges from $4,000,000 to $5,
000,000 annually. It is not so great as
that of several Americans, whose ag
gregate wealth is much less than that
of Westminster, but if their returns are
larger their risk is greater. The duke's
belongings, real and personal, amount
to about $175,000,000.
The duke's popularity is as great as
his wealth. If his position were elec
tive and he were to resign, he would be
returned again at the next election.
He is a truly democratic peer making
the true distinction between democracy
and the vulgarity and viciousness of
Aylesfprd, Queensberry and other no
torious aristocrats dead and alive. He
Is beloved of his tenantry and admired
by people of all classes whether they
are his dependants or otherwise. His
popularity was not gained In politics
or in diplomacy, but from association.
His hospitality is boundless and his
many ancestral seats are always filled
with guests. The fire is alight the
year round. It Is in the hunting field
that his grace finds greatest joy. He is
a true sportsman, and is careless
whether farmers or princes accompany
him in the chase. It is the game he
seeks, not society. He Is the best judge
of a horse- in the United Kingdom, and
is not wholly theoretical in his informa
tion. He can fit a racing plate to a
horse's foot with the skill of a master
smith. His horses are the pride of his
life. His stud farm Is the estate on
which his principal country seat, Baton
Hall, is situated. This is in Chester,
near Hawarden, the home of Glad
stone. The lords of the stud are the
great Ben d'Or and Ormonde.
The duke, who describes himself as
being in the prime of life, was born
October 18, 1825, and is now in his
seventy-first year. He has been mar
ried twice, the first time in 1852. His
wife was Lady Constance Gertrude
Leweson-Gower, daughter of George
Granville, duke of Sutherland. They
had eleven children, of whom six are
now living. The first duchess died in
1880, and in 1883 the duke married
Katherine Caroline Cavendish, daugh
ter of Lord Chesham. They have three
children.
In discussing the democratic ways
of the duke Englishmen relate the
story of a stranger who desired to see
the art treasures of Eaton Hall. He
met an elderly man walking about the
grounds, and from his dress, which was
a semihunting costume and not too
new, thought the man to be a retainer
of the duke. The stranger asked the
man to show him about the place,
which the person did, pointing out, ex
plaining and listening to the visitor's
comments on the duke and the family
with interest and received with thanks
a half sovereign to requite him for his
trouble. The following day the visitor
rode out to the bunt and in the master
of the hounds, who was also lord lieu
tenant of the county and Duke of West
minster, he recognized his guide of the
day before. It is explained by the en
thusiastic fellow countrymen of the
duke that the reason the great man did
not decline the "tip" given him by the
visitor was his fear of disconcerting
the stranger. It would have been so
utterly out of character for an English
servant to decline money that the peer
would have been obliged to disclose his
Identity to explain his refnsaL
It is a relief even to those who scorn
to believe in the supernatural when a
supposed ghost is clearly proved to be
of earthly origin. One of the most fa
mous murder cases in Australia was
discovered by the ghost of the murder
ed man sitting on a rail of a nam (Aus
tralian f or 'horsepond) into which his
body had been thrown. Numberless
people saw it, and the crime was duly
brought home. Even the skeptical ad
mitted that this ghost seemed to be an
authentic one. Rut some years after,
a dying man making his confession said
that he invented the ghost. He wit
nessed the crime but was threatened
with death if he divulged It as he wish
ed to, and the only way be saw out of
the impasse was to affect to see the
ghost where the body was found. As
soon as he started the story, such is the
power of nervousness that numerous
other people began to see it, until Its
fame reached such dimensions that a
search was made and the body found,
and the murderers brought to justice.
HILL A MISOGYNIST.
SENATOR IS NOT A CANDIDATE
. THIS SEASON.
Has Risen from a, Peanut Boy to His
Present Position, with No Help Save
His Own Brains-Bia Political Am bi
tion Under Restraint
Not His Tear.
Senator David Bennett Hill will be
53 Aug. 29. He is a New Yorker by
birth, and his juvenile days were spent
on a farm. His mother was left a wid
ow, and David, her eldest son, was com
pelled to go to work, when very small.
At the age of 11 he commenced to sell
newspapers, candy, peanuts, etc., on
the New York Central trains, and was
probably the first urchin who ever en
gaged in that business in the United
States.
Young Hill commenced to make mon
ey at the start, and some years later ou
Hon. Lucius Robinson, afterward Gov
SENATOR D. B. HILL.
ernor of the State, was so attracted by
the lad that he took him into his law
office at Elmira. Step by step Hill be
gan to climb the ladder of fame, until
he was Governor of New York three
times, and then went' to the Senate,
where he has taken front rank as a de
bater and worker.
The Senator is a bachelor, and is
given up as a hopeless case, so far as
venturing upon the matrimonial sea Is
concerned. Mr. Hill gives frequent
bachelor dinners and entertains a num
ber of the prominent men from various
portions of tne country from time to
time. For society he has no use, and
avoids the ordinary dinners and recep
tions, putting in most of his time in
work and study. Evidently he thinks
that men and women waste a groat
deal of valuable time, for not long since,
when complaining that Congress was
doing so little, he made the point that
the men might be able to do more work
in Washington If all the women were
sent away while Congress was in ses
sion.
Mr. Hill declares to his friends that
he will make no effort this year to se
cure the presidential nomination. He
seems to think that this Isn't his year.
It is his intention, though, to take an
active part in the campaign, no matter
who is nominated; and he does not take
a gloomy view of Democratic prospects.
Admission to Community of Letters.
It is not a community of writers, but
a community of letters. One gets ad
mission, not because he writes write
he never so cleverly, like a gentleman
and a man of wit but because he is
literate, a true initiate Into the secret
craft and mystery of letters. What
that secret Is a man may know, even
though he cannot practise or appropri
ate it. If a man can see the permanent
element in things the true sources of
laughter, the real fountains of tears,
the motives that strike along the main
lines of conduct, the acts which dis
play the veritable characters of men,
the trifles that are significant, the de
tails that make the mass if he knew
these things, and can also choose
words with a like knowledge of their
power to illutoinate and reveal, give
color to the eye and passion to the
thought, the secret is his, and an en
trance to that Immortal communion.
Century.
Not the Same.
A terse and clever characterization
was that by which Beranger, the poet,
summed up Victor Hugo's relation to
the great republican spirit of France.
Hugo, although it is said that he was
not a republican at the very begin
ning of his career, became a most en
thusiastic and outspoken one. He rep
resented the pictorial, dramatic side
of popular feeling and became so pic
turesque a figure in French politics
that he could not have failed to serve
as a popular Idol.,:,'
Beranger, who was a republican of
the simplest type, notwithstanding hie
share in establishing Louis Philippe on
the throne, defined the poet's attitude
In one line. .'
One day, says the Contemporary Re
view, shortly after the revolution
which overtoppled the throne, an ac
quaintance of Beranger met him com
ing out of the; Palais-Bourbon. "I shall
feel obliged," 'said the poet, " if you will
see me homefor I do not feel at all
welL Those violent scenes inside are
there are not to my taste. I am not at
all well," he continued, with a wistful
smile; "I have been accused of having
held the plank over which Louis Phil
ippe went to the Tuileries. I wish I
could be the bridge across the Channel
on which he would return. Certain
ly I would have liked a republic, but
not such as we are having in there.".
He pointed to the home of the Con
stituent Assembly. "You ought to be
pleased," said bis friend. "Victor Hu
go is in the same regiment with you."
"Victor Hugo is not In the regiment."
was the quiet reply. "He is In the
band."
Why They Wept.
Talker When I lectured there was
not a dry eye in the audience.
Walker Indeed, and what was vour
subject?
Talker I had been addressing a
school of cookerv and elvinz a nrac-
tical illustration of how to peel an
onion. San Francisco Examiner.
Mrs. Dukane "The women of differ
ent cities have their own particular
fad." Mrs. Gaswell "What is the wo
men's fad in Chicago?" Mrs. Dugane
Husbandry." Pittsburg Chronicle.
LICENSE FOR DRINKERS.
Provisions of a Temperanee Measure In
troduced in tne Iowa IiSflslatttre.
Among the extraordinary measures
introduced into the general assembly of
Iowa during the first week of its exist
ence was a bill sent to the senate com
mittee on the ' suppression of intemper
ance, which provides that any person
wishing to indulge in intoxicating liq
uors shall first procure a regular license
from the municipal government under
which he lives before being allowed to
buy at dramshops and mulct saloons.
The idea of the proposed law is to dis
courage drunkenness by forcing drink
ers to exhibit their desires in public and
to disgust them by forcing them to'show
to the bartender a parchment with a
green seal and blue ribbons before be
ing allowed to drink his potion.
Senator Perriu introduced the MIL
He represents a constituency which -is
earnestly in favor of prohibition. He
himself is chairman of the senate com
mittee on the suppression of intemper
ance, and he voted for the mulct mod
ification of the state wide prohibitory
law two years ago. His introduction of
the bill was a surprise to his friends. -
The bill provides that every person
wishing to take a drink shall, secure a
license from the city council of the city
or town in which he lives. For such
license city councils are empowered to
charge $2, the privileges conferred there'
under being extended for a period of 1 2
months by the provisions on the face of
the license issued.
The license shall be used to secure
drink, which is to be consumed at
bar in the usual manner. The license is
not transferable. Any relative over 14
or any friend of the applicant for a li
cense to drink may apply to the oity
council and protest against the issuance
of the license. Saloon keepers shall not
sell to any person not having a license,
and for each sale to persons not having
a hcense to drink, the saloon keei
shall be fined $10 and the cost of suit
Chicago Eecord.
Woman's Standing;.
Rev. Laon Harrison, a prominent
Jewish rabbi of this city, is delivering
a series of lectures on "The &ew Worn
an." He thinks that the true sphere of
the modem woman is not bounded on
the north by the cooking stove, on tlx
south by the cradle, on the east by th
ballroom and on the west by the bargaii:
counter. The civilization of any conn-
try may be measured by the standing
accorded to women. We are today on
the verge of farreaching changes, yet
know not what their outcome will be.
We behold a restlessness sciziug on this
hitherto dormant section of the com
mnnity. Pt. Tmi- '"i-nn Advocate.
POT BOILING.
From the running of the maple trough
in the Spring to the boiling of the apple
butter pot in the fall, and all the house
hold boiling between times, there are a
thousand chances of very severe scalds and
burns. In all household work, winter and
summer, in great lactones ana in nurseries
where careless children tjIby with matches,
there is need ot something to be always on
hand in such emergencies, and St. Jacobs
uu nas mat want to tne letter, with
careful attention to directions for use
there is nothing more soothing, healing
and curative than this great remedy for
new surface, leaves no scars. The pain of
scalds or barns is acute and torturing, and
the relief by the use of the Oil is immediate
ana sure. - -
Physician Take hot water and a little sugar
three times a day and your stomach trouble will
Cfiase. Bilkins Ya. doctnr. bnt It's dlnaffTMA-
Die sion to uute; can't 1 nave a litue sometning
wiuntr
PAIR AND FBUITFCI,
As the West is, ft is often malarious. But it is
pleasant to know that a competent safeguard
in the shape of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
exists, which absolutely nullifies the poison of
miasma. Western bound emigrants should heaT
mis in minu. nor snouia it be forgotten, the
Bitters is a sterling: remedy for dvsnensia. bil
iousness, constipation, kidney and nervous
compiainis ana rneumatuun.
"I cannot tell a He," said he.
As fruilt suffused his browt
And pointed to the cherry tree
Bat that's a chestnut now.
BEWARE OF OINTMENTS FOR CA
TARRH THAT CONTAIN MERCURY,
As merenry will snrelv destroy the aenan nf
smeii ana completely derange the whole system
when eDteriDg it through the mucous surfaces.
Such articles should never be ased except on
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the
uame mey wiii ao is ten 101a 10 tne good you
can nossibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney A Co., To
ledo, O., contains no merenry, and is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the systvm. In buying Hall's
iatarrn vure De sure you get tne genuine, it is
tajten internally, ann maae in loieao, unio, by
- uoiioj iwumoiuaiii iree. -
tsoia oy druggists, price 75c per bottle. .
Hall's Family Fills are the best.
Ge Fionas
People find just the help they so much
need, in Hood's Sarsaparilla. It fur
nishes the desired strength by puri
fying, vitalizing and enriching the
blood, and thus builds up the nerves,
tones the stomach and regulates the
whole system. Bead this:
"I want to praise Hood's Sarsaparilla.
My health run down, and I had the grip.
After that, my heart and nervous system
were badly affected, so that I could not do
my own work. Our physician gave me
some help, bnt did not cure. I decided
to try Hood's Sarsaparilla. Soox I could
do all my own housework. I have taken
(Doomed
Hood's Pills with Hood's Sarsaparilla,
and they have done me much good. X
will not be without them. I have taken 13
bottles of Hood's Sarsaparilla, and through
the blessing of God, it has cared me.
I worked as hard as ever the past sum
mer, and I am thankful to say I am
well. Hood's Pills when taken with
Hood's Sarsaparilla help very much."
Mas. M. M. Mkssenobb, Freehold, Penn.
This and many other cures prove that
Sarsaparilla v
b the One True Blood Purifier. All druggists. $1.
Prepared only by C. 1. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
nOOd S PlIlS eflecurelv. ascents.
SURE CURE FOR PILE?
Itcuuirf auu ltnt.il, ttli--. tiut or Protruding r-ilr.rtcW ( w :
Or. SO-SAN-KO'S PILK REMEDY. aip-it;
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BANK PRESIDENT BEALS.
The Great Financier. Found Health In Palne's
Celery Compound.
Prominent among the New England
men whose brains and energy have
helped to make the western states rich
and powerful is General David T.
Beals, president of the Union national
bank of Kansas City. Successful in his
many enterprises, he lives today in a
fine mansion at the corner of Indepen
dence and Wabash aves. ,
The work and the responsibility in
cumbent upon the president of so im
portant a banking institution as the
Union national would endanger the
sturdiest health. Gen. Beala' clear
headedness and good sense were as
manifest in the ohoioe of a remedy as
in his business enterprises. He
strengthened his tired nervous system
by the use of Paine' s celery compound.
Its invigorating, health-giving effects
justified his expectations, and showed
in his own oase the remarkable power
of this much-discussed remedy for thor
oughly restoring and strengthening the
"run-down" system.
"I found Paine's celery compound
an agreeable tonic and soothing to the
nerves," says General Beala.
These are the concise words of com
mendation characteristic of the con
servative business man and the influen
tial banker, who has learned to weigh
well his words.
The scanty sunlight and the stag
nant, used-up air of living rooms dur
ing the winter reduoes the strength
and nervous energy, especially of per
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Different Points or View.
Two girl friends met on the street and
topped to shake hands.
'So glad te meet you, Grace," said
the tailor-made Alice. "Was just on
my way to ask you, as my oldest friend,
to be one of my bridesmaids."
"Bridesmaid! How lovely! I did not
know you were engaged," replied the
fin-de-lecle Grace.
'It's sudden, very sudden; but he's
awfully in love, and is Just too lovely
to live. Will you act?"
"Act? Of course. I'll be charmed.
But," moving forward and speaking
In an undertone,, "do come round the
corner and tell me all about it. There
comes that -idiotic, Irrepressible ass,
Jim Berton. He's grinning as though
he meant to stop, and I don't care to be
seen talking to him."
"Jim. Berton? He's the man I'm going
to marry T
He Tried It a Second Time.
A new story of the late John P.
Spaulding, illustrating his unlimited
generosity and original methods of dis
tributing it, was told the Saunterer the
other day.
The "sugar king" of Broad street was
a confirmed bachelor, as everybody well
knew. His brther, the late Mahlon D.
Spaulding, nsed to live in Beacon street,
and was the father of a happy family.
At the birth of the first child word was
sent to the rich uncle that the boy bad
been named after him, "John P. Spauld
insr, 2d. " Uncle John responded with a
check for (10,000. A couple of years
later another heir was born, this time a
girl, and Uncle John was again notified
that the little daughter had been named
after him. This was a stickler for the
nnole, and he wrote for particulars. A
day or two afterward he received a re
ply, something in these words: "ihere
is really no mistake. We named our lit
tle daughter 'Spaulding' after you."
Unole John sent another 110,000 check.
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sons employed constantly indoors. The
need the absolute necessity of a
genuine ingivorator at this spring sea
son has impressed itself on the atten
tion of all thinking people.
In the famous laboratory of Dart
mouth Medical School, Prof. Edward
E. Phelps, M. D., LL. D , discovered
the formula of Paine's celery com
pound, a remedy that has become the
standard nerve restorer, blood purifier,
and strengthener from one end of the
country to the other, a preparation that
stands unrivalled as the medicine that
makes people well. '
It is a faot much commented upon
that men and women of national repu
tation and prominence, like Gen.
Beals, State Treaa Colvin of New
York, Mr. Carlisle's private secretary.
Mayor MoShane of Montreal, Rev. Fr.
Ouellet, Com. Howell, ex-Minister to
Austria John M. Francis, and a host of
others who are careful what they em
ploy when sick, and have the amplest
opportunities for finding out what ia
best, have of their own aooord sent let
ters describing fully their permanent
recovery from rheumatism, heart weak
ness,' sleeplessness, debility, kidney
trouble, and diseases of the stomaoh
and liver. In all these cases Paine's
celery compound was the remedy that
was able to completely and perman
ently bring back health, make poor
blood again rich and pure, and regu
late and build up the nervous system
when weakened and deranged.
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The very remarkable and certain
relief given woman by MOORE'S
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T$tf)i$ what ails you?
Have jm a feeling '
1 weight ta tut '
Stomach Blasting
after eating Belch-
tag of Wind Vomit-1
ingof Food Water-
brash Heart barn .
Bad Tate la the
Month la the Horn.
Ing Palpitation of
the HearMne toDi. 1
tension of Stoowch
Cankered Month I
Gas In the Bowels j
Loss of Fink '
Fickle Appetite .
Depressed, Irritable 1
Condition of the
Mind Diulneso
Headache Constlp- ,
atloa or Dlarmon?
Thea yea hare
DYSPEPSIA
in one of Its many forms. The one positive curt 1
Acker's Dyspepsia Cablets,
by mail, prepaid, on receipt of 25 cents "
'B abies Ramsky, Hotel ImiKTlal. New York, 1
I says: "I siiflered horribly from dyspepsia. bntJ
, Acker's Tablets, taken af Cor meals.have cured me."
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The
Unscrupulous
Merchant
who tries to make you believe
some other skirt binding is as
good as 1VJ1.
Bias Velveteen Skirt Binding
should be taught a lesson
buy it elsewhere.
Look for " S. H. & M.," on the Label,
and take no other.
If your dealer will not supply you
we will.
Send for samcles showin? labels and materials.
to 1 he S. H. & M. Co., P. O. Box 699, New York Cltv.
FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK or
"Just Don't Feel Well,"
xmpbovedLIVER pills
are the One Thing to us.
Only One for a Dose.
Bold by druggists at 2So. a bos
Samples Free. Address th
Or. Bosanke Med. Co.. Phils. Pa.
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