The Corvallis gazette., August 15, 1895, Image 4

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AnSOMJUVEVX PURE
NAPOLEON'S ORIENTAL DREAMS.
He Longed to Follow In the Footsteps of
Alexander the Great.
Bonaparte was a child of the Mediter
ranean. The light of its sparkling wa
ters -was ever in his eyes, and the fasci
nation of its ancient civilizations was
never absent from his dreams of glory.
His proclamations ring with classic al
lusions; his festivals were adorned with
classic ceremony. In infancy he had
known of Genoa, the tyrant of his is
land, ns strong in the splendid commer
cial enterprises which stretched east
ward through the Levant and beyond
into the farther orient In childhood he
had fed his imagination on the histories
of Alexander the Great and his conquest
of oriental empires. In youth he had
thought to find an open door for his am
bition when all others seemed closed by
taking service with England to share
the renown of those who were building
up her eastern empire. Disappointed in
this, he turned with the same lack of
success to Russia, already England's ri
val on the continent of Asia.
It is perfectly comprehensible that
throughout his early manhood his mind
should have occasionally reverted to the
same ideals. The conqueror of Italy and
Austria might hope to realize them.
Was he not master of the two great
maritime commonwealths which had
once shared all eastern trade between
them? England's intrusion upon the
Mediterranean basin was a never ceasing
irritation to all the Latin powers. Her
commercial prosperity and her mastery
of the seas aggravated the exasperation
of France as threatening even her equali
ty in their ancient rivalry. From the
days of the first crusade all Frenchmen
had felt that leadership in the recon
struction of Asia belonged to them by
virtue of preoccupation. Ardent repub
licans, moreover, saw France's mission
incomplete in the liberalizing of the
continent, and the department of marine
under the directory stamped its paper
with the motto, "Liberty of the Seas. "
Imaginative forces, the revolution
ary system and the national ambition
all combined to create ubiquitous en
thusiasm for the conquest of the Med
iterranean. To this the temperament
and training of Bonaparte were as the
spark to the tinder. It was with willing
ears that the directory heard his first
suggestions about the Venetian isles and
subsequently his plans for the capture
of Malta, which was to be followed by
a death blow to England's supremacy in
the seizure of Egypt and the dismem
berment of Turkey. W. M. Sloane's
"Life of Napoleon" in Century.
A SPIDER FARM.
A Sirup Bottler Has Recruited the Spider
Against His Foes With Success.
A siren bottler has imbroved uron the
prison lesson of Bruce. He has taken
the spider into partnership in the work
ing of one of his most important depart
ments. Flies, cockroaches and other in
sects, attracted by his sweets, and en
couraged by the genial atmosphere of
his bottling room, used to interfere with
his work, get into his bottles, steal his
goods and "worry him to death." He
has recruited the spider against his foes
and vanquished them. Some 6,000 spi
ders now make their home on the ceiling
and walls of his bottling department
Their webs are everywhere, and they be
have themselves with great intelligence.
Said the bottler to an interviewer:
"These creatures know more than a
great many people. Spiders do not care
for sweet things, and never drop into
my vats or get into my bottles. I never
disturb them except to feed them occa
sionally. They appear to know my call,
and will come out and feed from my
hand, or take a fly from my finger.
- "They shut themselves up during
. most of the winter months in the little
nests yon see stuck like daubs of mud
about the ceiling. . When winter comes,
I brush away the webs. They prefer to
weave new ones every spring.
"Each May they reappear ready to
unravel the silken fabric that is stored
. in their little bodies. It is just about
then that the flies have hatched their
first young. If the spiders appear earlier,
the crop of flies would soon give out
"I have been only running this spider
farm far two years, but I find my little
partners indispensable. They will not
endure in the place a single fly or insect
that is a plunderer of sweets and sir
ups. " Pittsburg Dispatch.
A Tattooed Snake.
The sailors of the gulf of Mexico and
the equatorial regions of the Atlantic
ocean amuse themselves and also turn an
occasional honest penny by capturing
both large and small snakes of the va
riety known as the lemon boa and cov
ering their bodies with tattooed letters
and designs. One of these living manu
scripts was recently exhibited at Egyp
tian hall, London, which had the whole
of the third chapter of Genesis and some
pieces from Punch tattooed upon his
back in indelible letters of various col
ors. Thousands of these tattooed snakes
are annually disposed of at Bio de Ja
neiro. The buyers generally kill these
snakes and either skin them or preserve
the entire reptile in alcohol. Such speci
mens are highly prized by both Euro
pean and North American collectors of
curiosities. St Louis Republic.
Heathen and Heathen.
Home Heathen Tell me, now, what
is the greatest difficulty that your for
eign missionaries have to contend with?
Foreign Missionary Keeping our con
verts from learning that we have so
many heathen in the home churches.
New York Tribune.
The highest temperature ever known
in London was recorded July 15, 1881,
95.5 degrees ; at Paris, 104, on Aug. 26,
1765; at Adelaide, Australia, January,
1841, 114; at Mourzuk, India, July 10,
1873, 183.
The Honsatonio in Connecticut was
called by the Indians Wnssiadenex, the
"6tream beyond the mountains. "
Bulgaria was formerly Vblgaria, so
called from the Yolsci who inhabited it
rower. latest u . a. uort report .
SPRY AT SIXTY.
THE REMARKABLE VITALITY OF
. AN AGED CALIFORNIAN.
Stands Today Unscathed by Disease-
How He Conquered Rheumatism
A Story Fnll of Interest.
From the Examiner, San Francisco, Cal.
There is at least one happy man in
San Francisco today one man who
can enjoy, despite the fact of his being
sixty years of age and of oorpnlent
build, the full and free use of all the
powers of mind and body.
James Keenan is a prominent liquor
dealer at 256 Brannan street, and it is
he who is now lauding those who have
restored him from a bed of pain to his
former youthful activity. Mr. Keenan
had, to within a year ago. beep blessed
with the enjoyment of alomst perfect
health
It was a year "ago that Mr. Keenan
first suffered the hand of disease to
take hold upon him. At that time he
was stricken down by an aggravated
attack of rheumatism, which robbed
him of the use of his lower limbs and
of both his hands. For fully six weeks
he lay on his couch, a helpless victim
of the dread disease, and all the time
he suffered intense pain in the affected
portions of his body. He could not
move himself upon his bed, and all
that he ate had to be fed to him by
those in attendance. He had about
despaired of ever gaining release from
the clutches of the frightful disease,
when one morning his attention . was
drawn to an advertisement in a morn'
ing paper, of a remedy for rheuma
tism. . The story of what succeeded
this casual glance at a medicine adver
tisement can best be told in the .words
of Mr. Keenan himself, who, when
asked for an explanation of his seem
ingly miraculous cure, gave the fol
lowing account:
"It seemed to me that after all the
weeks' of terrible suffering that I had
endured that there could not possibly
be a relief. - I had no faith in patent
medicines, and when I saw in a paper
the advertisement of Williams' Pink
Pills I was induced to try them only
in sheer desperation, I did not feel
any relief until I began taking the sec
ond box of the pill, but then the pain
began gradually to leave me, my appe
tite became better, and I could sleep
soundly throughout the night without
experiencing any of the jerking pains
that had before kept me awffce. I con
tinued to take the pills and it was only
a short time until the rheumatism had
entirely left my hands, and I had so
far recovered the use of my legs as to
be able to walk about the house with
out assistance. In about two weeks
more I was entirely free from the dis
ease, but I took two more boxes of the
pills as a precaution against a return
of the rheumatism. From the time
that the last trace of the disease left
me I had not felt the least sign of its
return, and I can truthfully say that
I now enjoy the free use of my limbs
as ever I did before the rheumatism at
tacked me. . -
"I have taken the pains to recom
mend Williams' Pink Pills to a num
ber of my friends who - are Buffering
from rheumatism. I think I know of
no other remedy that will afford such
quick and permanent relief from rheu
matism as do Williams' Pink Pills,
and I only hope that many others may
be brought to see and feci the high cura
tive powers that the pills possess."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, in
a condensed form, - all the elements
necessary to give new life and richness
to the blood and restore shattered
nerves. They are also a specific for
troubles peculiar to females, such as
suppressions, irregularities and all
forms of weakness. They build up the
blood and restore the glow of health to
pale and sallow cheeks. In men they
effect a radical cure in all cases arising
from mental worry, overwork or ex
cesses of whatever nature. Pink Pills
are sold in boxes (never unloose bulk)
at 60 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50,
and may be had of all druggists, or
direct by mail from Dr. Williams'
Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
New Treatment For Barns. -,
A Paris medical man of resources and
alternatives had in hand a case of severe
and extensive burning, caused by boil
ing water. So deep was the injury that
the healing process was greatly delayed.
The patient's family objected to skin
grafting, which seemed to be the only
way to accelerate the process of recov
eiy, and the doctor, as an experiment,
applied the internal membrane of the
hen's egg the white film with which
everybody is familiar. The injury must
have progressed beyond the suppurative
stage and shown signs of healthy heal
ing. A freshly laid egg is broken and
the membrane immediately cut into
narrow strips and laid carefully across
the raw surface, then antiseptic dress
ings are applied with carbolic solutions,
and the whole is covered by tin foil. In
a number of cases this procedure has
been eminently satisfactory. New York
Ledger.
The Quarter Came Back.
"Excuse me, sir," said a Woodward
avenue car conductor to a passenger rid
ing on the platform with him the other
morning, "but can you change a quar
ter?" "Is it a plugged quarter?" cautiously
asked the passenger.
"Yes, sir; plugged in two places."
"Get it about a week ago?"
"Yes, sir." -V
"From me?" .
"Yes, sir."
"No, I can't change it I carried that
old coin around about three months and
offered it to at least 60 conductors be
fore yon took it, and having finally
worked it off I can't take it back. If
yon want to borrow two tens and a five,
all right, but I can't take plugged quar
terscan't possibly do it, even to
oblige." Detroit Fiee Press.
THE STORY OF A BEAR.
The Troth Came Out In Spite of the 93S,
Paid to Suppress It.
"There used to be some good hunting
up in Maine, aboflt Rangeley lake," said
Mr. T. L. Page. "A house that I man
aged in the little village of Phillips wag
the headquarters of a lot of Nimrods,
who came up every season after big
game. Of all the ardent sportsmen, twe
New Yorkers, chums and partners in
business, Messrs. Buckley and Webb,
were the keenest, lovers of the chase.
They were very successful hunters, too,
and generally carried off the palm both
as to quality and quantity of game. -
"One season, however, they met with
very poor luck, and after spending about
a week in camp, with nothing to show
for their labors, started to come to
town, with the intention of going home.
On their way in they overtook a coun
tryman driving a farm wagon, in the
bed of which lay one of the handsomest
specimens of black bear that the New
Yorkers had ever laid eyes on. The rus
tic stopped his team to let the city stran
gers admire his big take. Suddenly a
brilliant idea occurred to Buckley.
'What would you be willing to sell your
bear for?' said he to the farmer.
" 'Well, the state gives a bounty of
$10 for every bear, and I reckon if you'll
give me $10 more yon can have him. '
''Buckley gave the old man his price,
with $5 additional, first exacting from
him a solemn promise that he would
never breathe a syllable of the transac
tion to any one. Then he and Webb rode
ahead, and on reaching the hotel told in
most enthnsiistio style how they had
killed the . biggest black bear that had
ever came out of the Maine woods.
They entered into details of the shoot
ing, and every guest of the house was on
the qui vive for a look at bruin, that
was coming on a little later. He was
such a heavy beast that the mighty
hunters were forced to hire an old farm'
er to bring him in town in a wagon.
Pretty soon the wagon hove in sight and
a big crowd gathered at the hotel en'
trance to see him unloaded. Exclama
tions of delight were beard on every
side, and Buckley and Webb were the
heroes of the hour.
"Down in the little village of Phil
lips Old Sol Mayberry, with a bigger
wad of cash in his pocket than he had
possessed for a long time, was getting
very drunk On the proceeds of his sale,
and after the third or fourth round of
drinks he couldn't resist telling how, on
that very morning, he had caught in a
trap the finest bear he d ever beheld,
and how he had sold him to two chaps
from the city. The facts leaked out in
less than an hour, and the conspirators
were forced to own that Old Sol had
spoken the truth. Their bill for cham
pagne that day was in three figures."
Washington Poet .
Indoor Bicycle Rldins;.
Nowadays every one wants to ride a
bicycle, but many do not attempt it be
cause they dread the ordeal of learning.
In the first place they dislike the idea -of
abrasions and bruises, and in the second
they can hardly bring themselves to the
sacrifice of dignity which the flounder -
ings of the beginner usually entail.
They need no longer hesitate. The bi
cycle can now be learned indoors, safe
from prying eyes and without fear of
falls. A new appliance designed for this
purpose consists of a small flywheel
covered with rubber and two side wheels
fitted with a simple arrangement by
means of which it can be adjusted to
any kind of cycle in two minutes. Its
great advantage is that . the rider expe
riences the same momentum as in a spin
on a hard road, while the machine
either remains stationary or moves so
slowly that in traversing 15 feet the
same amount of exercise is obtained as
in a mile of ordinary traveling;
Practice can thus be carried on in a
hall or roor, and riders can gauge the
rate of speed their exertions would have
given them on the highway. For begin
ners, children and invalids needing phys
ical exercise this invention is specially
adapted, as it stands perfectly steady
and enables the difficulties of mounting
and dismounting to be thoroughly over
come without danger of falls or bruises.
The appliance is collapsible, weighs 16
pounds and can be easily carried in the
hand. Exchange.
Wood Faring.
A nonslipping wood pavement has
been recently devised which is claimed
to be simple, inexpensive and efficient
It consists in preparing the wooden
blocks before they are laid by boring a
few boles in them and filling the same
with a hard setting substance composed
of crushed stone, bitumen and Portland
cement The compound is cleared Off
even with the surface, and when they
are laid the roadway is thus covered
with a series of rough spots which ar
rest the foot of the horse in all condi
tions of weather, and prevent the ani
mal from slipping. Wood paving is ex
tensively used in England and France.
Northeastern Lumberman.
Division of the Sexes.
One of the most remarkable churches
is to be found at FreudenthaL in the
Black Forest It is built on such a plan
that the men aro unable to see the worn'
en, and vice versa, for it is composed of
two wings, which meet at an angle
where the pulpit stands. The right wing
is allotted to men, and the left one to
the women of the congregation. Berlin
Letter. -
Skillful as. Ever.
Edward Isn't Dick going off in his
writings?
, Forrest I haven't noticed it
Edward It seems to me he has lost
that exquisite delicacy-of touch he used
to have.
.Forrest (ruefully) By Jove! Yon
wouldn't think so if yon had seen him
work me for ten this morning. New
Rochelle Life.
Easily Remedied.
' ' Say, "said the city editor, ' ' it seems
to me that this expression of yours about
showing a clean pair of heels is not just
the thing in a report of a bicycle race. "
"All right," answered the lazy re
porter. V Just stick in a 'w' and make
it a clean pair of wheels. " Cincinnati
Tribune. - - ; .
Aliens that is. nnnarnrnliV.0 tnr.
eigners residing in this country -are
M J 1 .. -
iubbq omy in me nortn and are mostly
Canadians, who come to this country for
a workinar season and ratnm tn thai
homes in Canada to remain during the
rest oi tne year. . a ;
Bromine was discovered by BaLLam
of Montpelier in 1826.
HUMAN SUFFERING.
ITine-tenths of It Is Useless and Could Be
Avoided.'"" -
Go through a crowd of people, pre
ferably city people ; examine the tired,
anxious, wasted faces ; remember your
life and the lives of the men whom you
have known intimately ; recall the vio
lent deaths, the suicides of which you
have heard, and ask yourself the reason
oi au tms deatn, sneering and despair.
And you will see, however strange it
may appear, that the cause of nine-tenths
of human suffering is the present life of
the world; that this suffering is useless;
that it could be avoided, and that the
majority of men are martyrs to worldly
-ideas. '- - - -
: Recently on a rainy Sunday I crossed
the market near the tower of Soukharev
in a street car. For a third of a mile the
car made its way through a dense crowd
that closed in again behind us... From
morning till evening these thousands of
men, most of them hungry and in rags,
jostle each other in the mud, dispute,
deceive and hate each other. The same
thing goes on in the markets of Moscow
and other , citiea These men will pass
their evenings in the wine shops and
afterward will seek their holes and cor
ners. Sunday is their best day. Monday
they begin 'again, their accursed exist
ence. ' :
Think of the existence of these men,
of the situation which they abandon
and of that which they choose. Consider
the labor to which they give themselves,
and yon will see that they are martyrs.
All have left their fields, their houses,
their fathers and brothers, often their
wives and children. They have renounc
ed everything and come to the city in
order to acquire that which the world
considers necessary. All of them are
there, from the operative, the coachman
and the seamstress to the wealthy mer
chant, the office holder and the wives of
all of them, to say nothing of the tens
of thousands of unfortunates who have
lost everything and live on scraps and
brandy in the free lodging houses. Go
through this crowd ; watch poor and
rich alike ; look for a man who says
that he is satisfied and believes that he
possesses what the world deems necessa
ry. You will not find one in a thousand.
Count Tolstoi.
BOTH PAPERS WERE USEFUL.
The Fortunate Result ef a Tennessee Jus
tice Mixing His Documents. -
Bill Wright was a justice of the
peace, and also an absentminded man,
whose wife was as kable an orator as
Xantippe.
Bill used to serve all his processes
himself and to save time would sign the
marriage certificates in blank and deliv
er a number to the parson.
One day Bill had a process to serve
away up in the mountains on a senubar
barous -recluse, who was sued for dam
ages for some disdeeds, and Bill thought
he would deliver a few of the certifi
cates to the parson.
So, sticking both packages of papers in
the same pocket, he mounted his horse
and rode off. . .
Reaching the minister's, he stopped
and chatted awhile, and, after deliver
ing his papers, he started off again and
took the road to the mountains.
The parson had a wedding that day,
one of the parties being a notorious horse
thief from an adjoining county. When
the ceremony was over, the parson se
lected a certificate from the bundle and
unrolled it sufficiently to sign his name.'
On handing it to the man the latter
opened it, and his eye grew wild as he
read instead of a marriage certificate a
warrant of arrest, signed by both the
justice of the peace and by the parson.
He feared some trap, so surrendered
himself to custody. -,
When the justice reached the moun
tain side, he took out the paper to read
it and immediately saw its nature, but,
maintaining his self possession, he re
cited the form, of summons, which he
fortunately remembered. . '
He then returned and found the horse
thief in jail and went and saw the par
son, remarking, with his own matri
monial felicity in mind, that both pa
pers had unintentionally served the ends
of justioe. University Courier. -
Why He Wanted It Printed.
Compositors are supposed to be able to
decipher all kinds of handwriting, even
that of editors and ministers. On this
point Mr. Robert Clark, the Edinburgh
printer, used to tell a story :
Professor Lindsay Alexander came
into our office one Friday with the man
uscript of a sermon.
"You must let me have proofs of this
tomorrow, " he said.
. I told him the time was too short He
must give us a few days longer.
"No," he said. "I must preach this
sermon tomorrow. It is a special ser
mon. I wrote it ten years ago, and now
I can't make out a word of it"
Youth's Companion.
Altogether Too Honest.
Hotel Clerk That lawyer stopping
with us is the most honest man I ever
heard of.
Landlord Why?
Clerk He sits up in a chair and
sleeps at night
Landlord What's that got to do with
it? : .. - - '
Clerk He says after his day's work
is over he doesn't think he ought to lie
in bed. Detroit Free Press.
The First Safety Lamp.
The first claim as an inventor of a
saf ety lamp for use in mines was made
by Dr. Clanny of Newcastle, who, in
1813, contrived a ponderous and compli
cated machine, requiring a boy to work
it This apparatus never became popu
lar. It was found to be too unwieldy.
Realistic
Critio Has that painting of yours,
"At Work in the Fields," received any
favorable comments?
Artist A rather seedy looking man
stopped to look at it today, and he said
it made him tired.- ' " " .
Right He Was. v
"Now," began the orator, "in con
sidering the money question, let us avoid
false issues. "
"Right yon air," shouted Mr. Fall
wheat "I thort I was buyin $3,000 of
'em once, and it turned out to be saw
dust" Indianapolis Journal
Man is the merriest, the most joyous
of all the species of creation. Above and
below him all are serious. Addison.
- The Catawissa river, in Pennsylvania,
was named from an Ti",i'ttn word that
means "getting fat. "
A Floral Detective of Loaf Ago.
In early times the Dutch farmers of
the np river farms of New York had an
ingenious .way of recovering . pocket
knives that might have been dropped or
mislaid while plowing or gardening was
going' on. Cutlery was not as cheap then
and abundant as in .t)1se days; so the
farmers took the thWity precaution of
keeping two or three sunflower seeds in
their knife handles. Then if the knives
fell upon broken ground and could not
be readily found, the owners would wait
until the seeds sprouted, and an isolated
sunflower stalk or blossom in field or
patch would signalize the possibility of
a missing article's being at its root
True, the owner did not always realize
the result of the scheme, because a pass
ing boy who understood the token often
"got there" before the planter. New
York Tribune. - - .
A Small Boy's Good Memory.
One of the dentists of this city has a
precocious child of about 4 summers.
The bright little fellow keeps his father
and mother wide awake during the
whole day by his wit and keenness.
When the child was about 2 years of age,
his parents visited Niagara falls. Baby
went along. The other day a friend of
the family was a the house,; and she
spoke of Niagara. The 4-year-old quick
ly spoke up that he had been there. His
mother told him that he certainly cor Id
not remember it, but the child said that
he could. His mother asking him what
it looked like, Johnnie replied, "It
looks like a great big ocean going awful
fast "Albany Journal.
Perfection of the Bicycle.
The mechanical strength of a cycle
needs little comment when a 30 inch
wheel weighing 20 ounces sustains with
out permanent distortion the weight of
four men standing on its side, with sup
ports at four points only under the rim
and nothing under the hub.- A cycle
weighing . less than nine pounds will
carry a man weighing 160 to 175
pounds, and even a 24 pound ' machine
carries a greater load with safety than
any other vehicle.
How to Keep Lemons Fresh. -
It is not generally known that lemons
may be easily and almost indefinitely
preserved under glass. Some, one year,
were purchased on the Fourth of July,
and, by way of experiment', each one
was put under an inverted goblet Thus
kept from the air, they were finally re
moved, on Christmas day, in perfect
condition and as juicy as ever.
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try Ely's Cream Balm and!
the disagreeable catarrhal
smell all left him. Be op-1
peart as well as any one. 1
J. C. Olmstead, Areola, IU.
CATARRH
ELY'S CREAM BALM Opens and cleanses
the Nasal PaHgages, Allays Pain and Inflamma
tion, Heals the Sores, Protects the Membrane
from eolda. Restores the Senses of Taste and
Smell. The Balm is quickly absorbed and gives
reiiei at once.
A nartlcle is annlled into each nostril, and is
agreeable. Price, 60 eents at Drnggists' or by
, : 66 Warren Street, New York.
N. P. H. TJ. Ito. 610 S. P. N. TJ. No. 687
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use I
m time, pom py onugwa. t
. ' SBC AXI BEGINNINGS .
Hake irrest ending's sometimes. Ailments that
we are apt to consider trivial often grow,
through aegleot; into atrocious maladies, dan
gerous In themselves and productive o( others.
It is the disregard of the earlier indications of
ill Health whichieadsto tne establishment oi
nil sorts of maladies on a chronic basis. More
over, there are certain disorders incident to the
season, snch as malaria and rheumatism,
against which it Is always desirable to fortify
the system alter exposure to the-conditions
which produce them. Cold, damp and miasma
are surely counteracted by Hos tetter's Stomach
Bitten. After yon hare incurred risk from
these influences, a wineglassfol or two of Hos
tetter's S.omHCh Bitters directly afterward
Bhould be swallowed. For malaria, dyspepsia,
liver complaint, kidney and bladder trouble,
nervousness and debility it is the most de
servedly popular of remedies and preventives.
A wineglass! ul before meals promotes appetite.
Teacher If your father was to hear of yeur
bad conduct. It would make his hair turn gray.
Bjbby 1 beg your pardon, sir; my father hasn't
any hair left.
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED
By local applications, as (hey cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure Deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition of the
mucous lining oi the Eustachian Tube.
When thjs tube gets inflamed you have
a rambling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed Deafness is the
result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its nor
mal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases on t of ten are caused
by catarrh, which is nothing but an in
flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case ot Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Hall s Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Piso's Cure is the medicine to break up
children's Coughs and Colds. Mas. M. J.
Blunt, Sprague, Wash., March 8, 1894.
ABB YOTJ SICKT
8end for circulars of Eadam's Mlcrobe.KIUer,
360 Morrison St., Portland, Or.
Tky Qckmia for breakfast.
Hakes the
Weak Strong
Hood'sSarsaparillatonesandstrengthens
the digestive orjrans, creates an appetite,
and gives refreshing sleep. Remember
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Is the one True Blood Purifier.
i - - -l ' Dille the after-dinner pill and
nOOU S rl I IS fgmilv cathartic. ?5c.
TO THE SICK
Radam's Microbe Killer
Is the' only known remedy - that will destroy
the Microbe la the Blood withoat injury to the
system. Millions of people testify to its won
derful cures. , -,
BY REMOVING THE CAUSE
IT CUKES ALL HUMAN DISEASES.
Price, S3 per Jar. S)l per Bottle
- Advice free. Write for circulars.
Radam's Microbe Killer Company
1330. Market St., San Francisco, Cal.
360 Morrison Street . PORTLAND, OB.
Orders filled to any part of the country by
CHICKEN RWSiwePAYS,
if you use the Petalnn
Incubators Braodera.
Make money while
others are wasting
time by old processes.
Catalog tells all about
it , and describes every
article neeaca lor w
poultry business.
The "ERIE"!
mechamcallr the txstr
wheel. Prettiest model, i
We are Pacific Coast,'
A cent. Bicvcle cata-
logue,mailedfree,gives 1
full description. prices, etc, AOmrrswANTRO.!
PETALUMA nrCUBATOR CO.,Petalnma,Cal.
Bkamch HOU8B, 131 S Main St., Los Angeles. ,
Walter LMei 4 Co. United,
' The LsigMt XanaSMtiinn of
PURE, HIGH GRADE
. Cocoas and chocolates
On tab Continent, ban maliaa
HIGHE8T AWARDS
Industrial and Food
EXPOSITIONS
t IN EUROPE AND AMERICA.
f.aiiflnn la Ti nr of On
WaUlIOIl. imitation!
of tha labels and wrapper on our
iroodi, consumer should mskt nn
that oar place of manufacture,
namely. Jkorckaater, .
ia printed oa each package
SOLO BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE.
WALTER BAKER k CO. LTD. DORCHESTER, HA8S.
FRAZER
BEST IN THE WORLD.
AXLE
CREASE
Its wearnw analities are nnsurnassed. actually
outlasting two boxes of any other brand. Fret
from Animal oils, ujst ihi uisinuaaas.
FOE SALE BT OEKGON AND
aTsrWA8HIITTON MERCHANTS
and Dealers generally.
A SURE CURE FOR PILES
Itobinc Piles known by moisture like perBpiration, oanee
tntenw koblnar when warm. Thia form and Blind. Bland
lna; or Protruaina Pile yield at once to
DR. BO-SAN-KO'8 PILE REMEDY,
which acta dirortiy on paita affected, abenrtwtaimotn. al
lays Hobing. effectis; a permanent cure. Pnea Boo.
Kotxisu or mail. Dr. gnsaalie, fhiladsu Pa,
SHEEP-DIP
LITTLE'S
Mixes
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MALARIA I
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Antifermentine
Preserves all kinds of Fruit without cooking, and retains their
r - . natural
"A FAIR FACE MAY PROVE A FOUL BAR
GAIN." MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE USES
SA POL 0
OKU ENJOYS
Both he method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
fenily yet promptly on the Kidneys,
dVer and Bowels, cleanses the sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c
and $1 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable drutreist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute. -
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
8AM FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. Klf. HEW YORK. .f.
DR. GUNN'S
IMPROVED :
UVER PILLS
A SLD PHYSIC.
ttivic ifTaTa vnn a nnsn.
A monrnent of the bowels eaohd&y u pec wry for
no&ltn. Tnese puis snppiy wnac tna system jacks to
make It regular. They can Headache, brighten the
Eyee, and clear the Oomplexioii better than oosmetics.
They neither gripe nor trie ken. To convince too. we
will mail simple free, or a full box for S5o. Bold erery
wuen. ' OUOAMOiV aBaiA w a iiiitwwiiyiit. sa
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Engines
CAS and
GASOLINE
NOTED FOR
SIMPLICITY,
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ECONOMY
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In Every Detail.
These engines are acknowledged by expert en
gineers to be worthy of highest commendation
for simplicity, high-grade material and superior
workmanship. They develop the full actaal
horse power, and ran without an Electric Spark
Battery; the system of ignition is simple, inex
pensive and reliable.
For pumping outfits for irrigating purposes
no better engine can be found on the Pacifio
Coast.
For hoisting outfits for mines they have met
with highest approval.
For intermittent power their economy is on.
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Send for catalogue.
MRS. WINSLOW'S s0
- FOR CHILDREN TEETHINC
For .ale br allUraccbta. 23 Coats a bottle.
POWDER DIP THE BEST MADE 1
with cold water. Reliable and safe.
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sti0piy
DO YOU FEEL BAD? DOES YOUR BACK
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