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f'A HOWi GRANDMA DANCED. V, randma told me all about it, Told ma so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced, s Long-ago.; How she held, her pretty head, How her dainty skirt she spread, Smiling little rose. How she turned her little toes, Long ago. randma's hair way bright and sunny, Dimpled cheeks too, ah! how funny! Really quite a pretty girl, Long ago. Bless her! why, she wears a cap, Grandma does, and takes a nap very single day; and yet Orandma danced the minuet Long ago. Now she sits there rocking, rocking, Always knitting grandpa's stocking; (Every glrj was taught to knit Long ago.) Tet her figure is so neat I can almost see her now Sending to her partner's bow. Long ago. randpa says our modern lumping, Hopping, rushing, whirling, bumping, Would have shocked the geotie roue, Long ago. No, they moved with stately grace, Everything in proper place; , tiding slowly forward, then lowly curtesying back again, Long ago. Garafelia's Husband. HEN Garafelia Keith mar ried Balak Carter, ft was ' a marriage both of expe dience and love. In those days, seventy years ago, a woman must marry; she must keep her house and bear her children; no other areer was open to her. The lot of an old maid was indeed a dreary one. The unmarried woman lived about among her relations. She was an un paid drudge and ate the bitter bread of dependence, being forever told (no latter if she toiled late and early) that she was single because no man wanted to marry her. These remarks constituted the staple of the old maid's diet, aad with the fear of it before them, few women said no to the first suitor. Besides, Garafelia liked and admired Balak in a certain sort of way. He was habitually silent, but Garafelia liked a listener. He was doubtless of a surly habit, but Gara felia's sunny temper ignored this. If he exacted much farm-labor from his young wife, her abounding health and youthful vigor shunned it not, and, n the whole, the first ten years of heir married life did not resemble the eourse of true love, in that the former ran smoothly. After this came the period of stress and storm. Balak's silence changed to fits of loquent vituperation at the least of fence. His surliness became black, vicious temper. His household had al ' ways obeyed promptly at his slightest word; now, with ludicrous celerity, ven a look, one 6t Balak's black looks, governed. If Garafelia suffered under his iron hand, she suffered in silence, for, though a woman who talked a great deal, she told nothing. However,, it was noticeable that her sunny hair turned, first a pale brown and then gray, and her head was inowy white before she was fifty years ld. If any daring neighbor spoke to Garafelia about Balak's ill-doings in these times, for he quarreled with all. relations, neighbors, strangers, she sever failed to reply brightly, "Oh, He'll come out all right by and by!" And it was unto Cer even according to her faiths Balak came out from the shadow of the black cloud which had darkened his life and the lives of those who came in contact with him, and became a member in good and regular atandlrof the Orthodox church, From henceforth his scolding ceased, and although a man of his tempera ment could not, in the nature of things, "become beloved by all at once, he kept the peace except when any matter arose which became with him a question of conscience. In such a case he never yielded. Garafelia attended a Baptist meet ing one day and heard .doctrines which ntered her inmost soul. She went again and again, and finally, with much Inner trembling, announced to her Orthodox husband that she felt the need of immersion. "Sartin! sartin!" -was the unexpect dly complaisant reply. "I won Stand in the way of no means o' grace, Garafely, for ye need it, ye need it!' Emboldened by this, Garafelia fur ther related that she had set the fol towing Sunday to receive the rdl- Bance in a small pond near the house. "No, ye can't be baptized till J say SO. I'll set the-day and have the par- Son ready. If Garafelia suspected Satanic plan Dings, she had no recourse but to sub mit, for in those days truly was the husband the head of the house, who laid a heavy hand on rebellion of all sorts. Sabbath after Sabbath passed, fall deepened into winter, still the saving rite had not been received by Gara felia; when on the bitterest day of a bitter season, Balak had a hole cut in the thick ice of the pond, summoned the elders and holy men, and an nounced to Garafelia that now he was ready to have his wife baptized. He was an unfailing attendant at all church services and rose, when past middle age, to the rank of deacon, Henceforth he was Deacon Carter, a title which he recognized with silent but intense satisfaction, and the duties pertaining to his office he discharged with conscientious exactitude. At the Sunday morning service it was customary to stand during the long prayer, which was certainly some times very long; and after a while how it came about, I know not; per haps weaker members of the congre - eation rebelled a meeting of the church and society was called, and the question put as to whether the listeners might not sit during this ex ercise. It was put to vote and carried, and in future all sat during the long prayer, all but one, that is. Deacon Carter indignantly expressed his deter mination to stand as he had always stood, whether others conformed to the new fashion or not; and his soli tary figure is still remembered, rising with the first words of the prayer while all the others sat, a gaunt, gray old man with deep-set, fiery eyes, re maining on his feet erect, though trembling, till the final amen; and this practice he followed till the day he died. Garafelia always thought It a great pity that she had borne Balak no off . spring. Stalwart sons and fconny daughters would jcertainly bapa soft-1 ened that -stern old man, for he was fond of children, and in his way petted and. entertained them his rigid face changing materially when telling a story or singing a song to his youth ful listeners. Strangeva who had seen him only In his harsher moments lit erally did not know him again, if meeting him accompanied by a child. One or His tales, a true one, lor Balak was not imaginative and could only hand down tradition as he had received it, related to his grandfather, who fought in the French and Indian war.' This hero's company went across Lake George ahead of the transporta tion train. A violent storm arose; sleet and snow did their chilly best, and succeeded in preventing the sup plies from crossing the lake. The sol diers went without iooa tor tnree days, at the end of which time a tree fell or was blown down, the storm still continuing, and in its fall killed an ox. The soldiers of course seized the lucky chance and ate the unexpected meal, even to the entrails, which were cleaned, spitted, broiled over a fire and eaten as a great delicacy. . The same veteran was also In the Revolutionary war, and always re lated with great anger and disgust, as reported by Deacon Carter, that during a decisive battle he was obliged to serve in the rear guard, and "never got a shot!" Some or ueacon uarters songs, sung only to children at long intervals, and not to them If their elders were with in possible hearing, are still brought to memory. They were growled out in a sort of booming bass recitative, with only a hint of time or tunev One was a tola" of the historic sea-serpent: "Twas off the coast with Admiral Blake, We set every stitch of sail, We sailed at the rate of nine knots an hour And in ten months reached his tail. Ri-tooral-looral-looral-looral." Aonther was a stirring ballad which also breathed of the sea: "It oft-times has been told That the British sailors bold Could flog the tars of France so neat and handy O, But they never found their match Till the Yankees did them catch, Oh! the Yankee tars for fighting ar the dandy O!" This interminable ballad, describing the capture by the United States frig ate "Constitution" of "the Guerriere, that frigate bold," is probably within the recollection of many living. Dea con Carter rolled out the following stanza with great gusto: "The British shot grew hot, But the Yankees answered not, Till they came within a distance neat and handy O! 'To the weather gauge, boys, get herP To make the men fight better, ' He gave them to. drink gunpowder mixed with brandy O!" One other song of spirited measure and sly humor ran thus: "Now all ye British heroes, I pray you lend an ear. And all ye British forces, Draw up and volunteer. We're going to fight the Yankee boys By water and by land, And we'll ne'er give o'er the fight Till we conquer sword in hand. We're the gallant sons of Canada, .Come to arms, boys, come! ' This apparently treasonable song when sung by Deacon Carter, unfold ed a satirical purpose as it progressed, and when, in the last stanza, the Brit ish were quite overcome by the valor ous Yankees and ended their song with the injunction, "Run for life, boys, run!" the children's . delight knew no bounds. - As years passed, Balak's will, so strong of yore, weakened, and people began to say to each other, "How much Deacon !-'-ter shows his age!" It was then tha t the sorest trial which Garafelia had yet experienced in her married life came upon her. Sleeping by her husband's side, eat ing at his table, she was as a stranger to him. He ceased to address conver sation to her, eyed her furtively with suspicious glances and avoided her as much as possible. Going down the road, one summer day, he spied his nearest neighbor mending a stone wall. The deacon stopped and began relating his troub les. ' " "Neighbor," said he, "ever since I Jlned the church I've tried to be a God-fearing man and one that think eth no evil. There's a strange woman to my house. She troubles me a sight. She don't go away. She's everywhere in the house. She she sleeps in my room. I d'know but what the neigh bora'l! have to get together and tell her to leave. She don't pay no atten tion to anything I say." The neighbor spoke gently and pity ingly, assured him of coming relief, and the deacon went on somewhat consoled. His mind was clear on all points save this, but he could not recognize his wife. Gradually the silent habit of his youth came upon him again. Whole days would pass without speech of any kind from him, and Garafelia, too, now talked but little in her old age, A long, hard winter set in. The old couple sat over the -fire opposite each other day after day in utter silence, save when Garafelia in her old, cracked voice would raise a hymn, or some kindly neighbor came in to see that the old folks were comfortable. Sitting there one day, Garafelia fell asleep in her chair and awoke sudden ly to find Balak leaning forward and regarding her with unwonted keenness of gaze. She sat erect and returned the look. Surely his glance conveyed intelligent recognition. She thrilled with instant presence of a coming question and answer. A glow as of youth rushed through her veins. She arose, moved close to him and said gently, "Balak, who be 1?" No answer, but still that steady gaze which pierced her heart. - "Who be I?" she repeated firmly and clearly. ' "Garafely Keith," instantly replied the old man with perfect composure. Her maiden name which she had not worn . for more than forty years! Had time indeed rolled backward, and did Balak see, under the disguise of snowy hair and wrinkles, the face which had been sweet and comely to him in his youth? She turned aside to recover herself, and when she spoke to him again, her questions were ap parently unheard; the mantle of si lence "had once more fallen upon him. Nor was it ever lifted. - A severe storm came on a few weeks later, and Deacon Carter insisted upon going to and from the barn through driving snow and high winds to- fulfil certain farm duties. He was stricken down with fatal illness, and Garafelia's faithful attention proved her death Mow as well. She died of over-exertion two days after her husband, and the Storm which deferred his funeral permitted Balak and Garafelia Carter to ba buried the. same .day. ONE MAN AND WOMAN Is Society Wiser in Its Dictum Than the Jfature That Controls Us? Plea for the Spinsters as Against the 'Married Woman and the Widow. (By Lady Cook, nee Tennessee C. Claflin.) The report for 1894 of 'Rescue Work in Richmond, Kew, Brentford, Twick enham, Strand-on-the-Green, Mart lake, Barnes, and Isleworth," in con nection with the "Ladies' association for the Care of Girls Mothers of Nat ural Children in Richmond and neigh borhood," of which H. R. H. the Duch ess of Teck is president, and the Dowager CoomtesB Russell first member of the committee, sets one musing. And yet .there is nothing' philosophical about it. But it Is typical of rescue reports gneratlly. It gives the min imum of linformiatlon. with itihe maxi mum of pious reflections. The follow ing extracts, however, from the mat ron's ..notes are chiefly responsible for this article: "A., 18, was sent to Rich mond that she mishit be aiway from her old associates In another district of London. She had been a very naughty girl, and for some time gave a great deal of trouble in the Home She determined, however, at length. by God's help, to try to do better. A lady kindly engaged her to give her a trial, and is so well pleased with her that she has Sent two of her friends to know if I have others like her, she is such a good girl." "B., 21, had si ways been a very respectable girl and borne a good character, till she was wronged by her lover, in consequence of which she was cast off by her rela tions and thrown out of employment. .Naturally a delicate girl, the trouble preyed upon her mind, and for some time she was very low and depressed, But now that is a thing of the past she Obeyed the call 'Come unto Ale, all ye that are weary and heavy laden. and came amd found rest. Her friends have since received her again, amd she is back at hler old place of business, with her .heartt full of -thankfulness to dod for all His goodness to her. There Were fifty-six other oases, no doubt similar, and we asked ourselves what was the primary cause that these young creatures became outcasts? and the answer was, heart-hunger. Heart hunger: 'lThie strangest craving im planted in our sex. And nature exerts all its skill in fashioning us lor its gratification. Consciously or uncon sciously, all the impulses of the bud ding woman impel her to love, and her organization conspicuously demotes the purpose or her being motherhood. All the forces that made her urge her to fulfil this mission, but when she does so otherwise than in the society meth od or ner tame and place, she becomes at once a miserable sinner, is "cast off by her relations and thrown out of employment," and finds her way to the workhouse, to the refuge for "lost' women, or the streets. Nature and society are at variance on this point. One must be wrong. Which of them is right? God or man? Nature provides a maid for every man, and a man for every maid. In point of numbers the sexes are as equal as anything in this world can be. Yet in England and Wales in 1891 only 33 per cent of the females were wives. In every thousand 59 were spinsters, 329 wives, and 75 widows. In every ten thousand wo men twenty years of age, 7,011 were spinsters, 194 wives, and 1 widow. In every ten thousand women 35 years of age, i,b44 are spinsters, and at 65 years, 1,075. Thus from 15 to 65 there is a huge proportion of women who never become wives, and from 15 to 20 the spinsters outnumber the wives several times over. Altogether, there are nearly nine millions. As- men are not believed to be continent, it fol lows that, excluding illicit engage ments, wives ana widows monop.:!.,e them all. This agrees with obswva two. Widows are more skillful anglers f husbands ithan spinsters, and man; marry several tinips. This is a social injustice to tho spinsters.- "One man one woman," is surely as fair a cry as "One man one vote." As there is scarcely one man for each woman: whait right has one woman to two, three, or four men in succession? She may reply, "By the right of conquest But then, is she not reducing others to unhappy courses or to become old maids? Formerly she would have been punished for bigamy if she mar ried again. And although the church in olden times was cruel tn this mat ter, we believe ti was to some extent right in asserting that it was impure for a woman to know more than one man. Society, for the interests of all, should discourage the re-marriage of widows. The married women, however, are much mora numerous than the wld, ows, and by far the worst enemies of the spinsters. For, not content with their own husfeands, too often they not only covet other women's spouses, but the bachelors as well. Their pas sion for conquest is insatiable. When the mothers behave thus, is it any wonder there should be "a revolt of the daughters?" Thus one often hears, "I ean't go to this ball; there will be too many married women." The poor girls have no chance against the wiles of these experienced and desperate dames. We are told by Clemens of Alexandria that "Theano.the Pytha gorean made such progress in philoso phy, that to him who looked intently at heir, and said "Your arm is beauti ful," she answered,' "Yes, but it is not public." But the shamelessness of modern fashion commands married women to expose to the public eye, not their arm alone, but all their voluptu ous and matured charms, and they ogle and flirt, dance and loll about in a half -naked condition. No doubt many obey innocently, as some of the Adamites did when absolute nudity was demanded from all their mem bers when (they met for worship. The laws of fashion, as those of religion, are omnipotent over their votaries. But how can raw and Innocent girls compete with the reckless daring of these experienced beauties, and at the same time preserve their reputation?. And these are the same who dare tell a modest and respectable girl at tached to one man only that it Is a "disgrace" to have a child, though it jw .the .offspring of pure and honest love. These,' too, are the society hacks, well known as St Paul's, who condemn thousands of better women to "single blessedness," sp that at last these are urged to cry in the anguish of their lonely hearts, "Why was I such a fool as to let society make me chadless?" The proverb says, "Pre vention is better than cure." We pro foundly respect the good woman and benevolent ladies who labor to raise the fallen, but there would be less need of Rescue homes were all mar ried women honest, and . widows deterred from re-marrying. Heart hunger would be then comparatively unknown, for "each would have her own again." Philosophers tell tis that love refines mankind. Rescue socie ties tell us .that maternity satisfies and even steadies flighty women; and all know that it gives dignity- and moral beauty to the pure. Chlorotia and un happy girls and soured and withered old maids, who vegetate their lives away and die unloved, "unwept, un- honored, and unsung," would have no place in a community that could be socially wise as well as virtuous, knowing what virtue ' and wisdom truly mean. MAGNETIC CENTERS A CLEVER EXPOSITION OF THE TEMPERATURES. Scientific Deductions from a Student of Meteorology on High and Low Barometers. Let us again examine the north magnetic poles for further information as to climatic changes. The writer does not claim that the sun, moon and piannets originate storm centers, or the various transient and local high and low barometers. . These belong to the earth's magnetic system and .their force and movements are affected by planetary magnetism. - The old orthodox meteorologists claim that a perpetual low barometer surrounds the geographical north pole, covering an area three to four thou sand miles in diameter. They have probably been misled from this by the fact that all arctic voyages must ba made"Dy passing through the Ice landic or Bearing sea, perpetual and stationary low barometers. Explorers have not gone near enough to the. north pole to determine whether it has a perpetual low temperature and they have only inferred that it has. There are reasons for believing that the north pole country does not go to either extreme of the barometer, but tends toward a low in summer and high in winter. This brings up the important points for discussion in this bulletin, the barometers of the north magnetic polea. - Meteorologists have deteraained, In a general way, that low barometers cover North America and Asia during our summer seasons, or when the sun is north of 'the earth's equator, and that high barometers cover about the same land surfaces during our winters. As to what part of North America and Asia the centers' of these alternat ing highs and lows occupy there are differences of opinion, and a theory will not be out of place. The theory is this: The sun's mag netic influences on the earth trans form the magnetic pole into a low barometer about the 1st of Aprilwhen the sun has fairly crossed to the north ern side of: the earth's equator, and again to high barometer about the 1st of October, when the sun has crossed to the south side of the earth's equa tor. All known facts are in accord with this theory, and if future discoveries confirm the theory, it will become matter of great importance in meteor ology. One fact in support of this theory is that a high barometer covers three fourths of North America during our winter and Is central near Salt Lake City. Nearly the same territory is covered by a low during the summer months. It is not reasonable to sup pose that these semi-annual changes could occur without similar changes a little further north-. at the center of the American magnetic north pole. These changes in northeastern Asia near the Asiatic north magnetic pole are more definitely located by meteor ologists, but probabilities are that they have located the centers of the semi-annual high and low too far to tlje south westward in northeastern Asia. The theory would place the centers at the center of the north mag netic pole near where the 65th parallel M latitude crosses the Lena river. Another facts bears out this theory, On. the north of the 40th parallel of latitude in the Chinese empire and eastern Siberia the winters are vastly more severe than in the same latitudes in America. This can be accounted for only on the theory that the north magnetic poles in America and Asia form high barometers in winter and the Asiatic pole being five or six de grees further south - than ours in America would account for the cold of northeastern Asia extending further south than on this continent The reader will bear in mind that the central portion's of the transient, the semi-annual and the perpetual low barometers are centers of warm and the highs are centers of cold areas. In the highs the atmosphere descends and In the lows ascends. The only permanent and perpetual barometers are the four highs that cover the north and south Atlantic and Pacific, the lows that lie along the equator on the great oceans and the Icelandic and Behring sea lows. Asia, Africa, South - America and North America each have lows during their summer seasons and each have highs during their winters. The lows follow the suu and the highs take the opposite hemisphere. Prof. Foster. WHAT IS ELECTRICITY? It is often easier to name the sources from which a well-known thing is de rived, and the effects it is capable of producing, than to explain what it really is. Hence the difllculties which have attended all attempts to define electricity are not without precedent or parallel. Faraday, Franklin, Max well, Hertz and others have contrib uted largely to our knowledge in this field, and our impressions of the sub ject have undergone more or less change; but today we are apparently as far as ever from a distinct, positive understanding of the true nature of this mysterious " agent Professor Rowland discusses "Modern Theories of Electricity" "in Engineering Maga zine in an intelligent, if not satisfac tory, way; but the best he can do is to offer us negative and fresh prob lems. Recognizing the trammels of tradi tion, and realizing that he cannot of fer- anything very tangible s;to . the place of what he takes away, he con fesses that "we cannot, free ourselves from Jtbeao old fheorlesj and exactly suit cur words .to our meaning." At the very outset, he insists that "there is nothing more certain today than that electricity is not a nuia," ana pronounces the term "electric curents" "unfortunate." And then h& snows that just as Newton required the ex istence of an ether, filling all space; to account for the force of gravitation, so we must join Faraday ini pre-sup-poslng that same medium as a means for all the electric and magnetic ac tions we witness. That these actions occur along what we call "lines of force" or "tubes of force" has long been known. Maxwell's calculations as to the electro-magnetic nature of light and its itransmision in waves. wonderfully confirmed by the demon strations of Hertz, render the ether still more necessary to the solution of the problem. But the question then arises, how can "lines of force" arise in the ether? What is the ether, any how? Swift as light, and electricity are in their movement through space, their journey from the sun to the earth requires appreciable time eight minutes, at least; while gravitation acts instantaneously. That Is an in explicable inconsistency. Moreover, the ether does not retard the progress of heavenly bodies moving through it, nor impede the light rays from more distant objects which pass near to planets that might be supposed to at tract it in layers denser than the average, around them. Apparently, then, the ether is without weight and we are forced to conclude: Jfitner, then, is not matter, but something upon which many of the properties matter depend. Where is the genius who will give us an ether that will reconcile ail the phenomena with one another? ' ; INCOME TAX The NewLaw Is Amply Quoted For the Benefit of In quirers. Detail of the System and Its Operations as Applied to Individuals and and to Corporations. A letter has been received by the Statesman from a business man, mak ine taauiries concerning the operation of the income tax law under the act of August 28, 1894. Inasmuch as other inquiries have been made along the same line a representative of the Statesman took oooasion yesterday to look the ma titer up. The gentleman asks: First Is the exemption, of $4, 000 allowed Ma individuate, extended to oaroorations? Second. Is mot a cor poration exempt the same as an in dividual and therefore does Wot have to pay amy income tax if itbeir net in come does not exceed 53,5007 There are two blanks furnished by the United States government, through tha internal! revenue collectors; one for ndivicluals, and one (for, corporations. In order to answer the inquiries of our reader fully it will be mecsessary to give those sections of the new law bearing on both private arjd corporate taxation under the new law. t ; Section 27 of the Wilson fcdH, which became a law, reads as follows, and covers the point in regard to the in come tax as relates to individuals "Section 27. That from and. after the first day of Janiuairy, 1895, and un tH the first day of January, 1900, there shall be assessed, levied and collected, and paid annually uqon . the gains, profits, and income received in the pre ceding calendar year by every citizen of the United States, whether residing at home or abroad, and. every person residing thereim, whether said gains, profits or Income fee derived from any kind of tmoperrty. rents, interest, divi dends, of salaries, or from any prof es- Eiion, trade, empolymien, or vocation carried ort in the United States or else where, or from any other source what ever, a tax of two per centum on the amount bo derived over and above $4,- 000, and a like tax shall be levied, col lected. and paid annually upon the gains, profits, and income from all property owned and of every business, trade, or profession carried on in the United States by persons residing with out the United States. And the tax herein provided for shedl he assessed by the commissioner of internal revenue and collected and paid upon the gains, profits, and income for ithle year ending the 31st day of December next pre-? ceding the time for levying, collecting and paying said tax." Section 20 of this law states that all persons having an income over $3,500 per annum must make returns also to the internal revenue collector. The opening clause of this scotiom which relates to tliis is as follows: "Sect&oi 29. That it shall be the duty of all persons of lawful age hav ing an income of more than $3,500 for the taxable year, computed on the basis herein prescribed, to snake and render o list or return, on or before the day provided toy law, ton such form and manner as may be directed by the com missioner of the internal revenue, with the approval of the secretary of the treasury, to the collector or a deputy collector of the district in which) they reside, of He amount of their income, gains and profits, as aforesaid. The gross gains, profits and incomes returned toy persons shall tntdude: 1. Gross profits of any trade.buBinees or vocation wherever carried xm. 2. Rents received or accrued during the year. 3. Profits 'ram sales of real estate purchased within ifawo years. 5. Money and value of all personal property acquired by gift or inherit ance 6. Premiums on bonds, stocks, notes and ounons. 7. Income from trade tor profession not by stated salary and not hereto fore enumerated. 8. From salary or ' compensation other than that received from the United States. . . , 9. -Undivided gains and profits of any partnership. - . li'. Interest received or accrued from all notes, bonds or other securities. 11. Interest oh bonds or coupons paid of any corporation. 12. . Dividends from corporations. 13. Income of wife or minor child or children. . ' ' ; ' ' ' 14. All other sources of income not above enumerated. The deductions alowed on the return and therein enumerated are: ;. " : 1. Four thousand dollars exempt by law. ' .. 2. Interest due and paid witihin the year. . . 3. Natttanai, state, county, school and I municipal itaxes raid, not including as-1 sessmenits for local benefits. ; , ' I 4. Amount expended In purchase or I production of livestock or produce sold I within the year. : . 5.- Necessary expenses specified by I 1 tenia actually incurred in carrying on any business or trade. 6. Losses actually sustained during I 7. Actual loss2S on sales of real es tate purchased within two years. 8. Debts contracted and ascertained in the year to be worthless. i; . 9. .- Salary or compensation over $4,- 000 from which the tax of 2 per cent. would be withheld by disbursing of ficers of the government. - 10. Dividens Included in the estimate of gross profits from corporations on whtlah the ten per cent, tax has been paid by such-corporations.. Section 32 of this new income tax law will more properly cover the point raised by the Mound City Inquirer. The first section of that paragraph reads as follows: "Sec. 32. That there shall be as sessed, levied and collected, except! as herein otherwise provided, a tax of 2 per centum annually on the net profits or income above actual operating' and business expenses, including' expenses for material purchased for manufac ture or bought for- re-sale, losses, and interest on bonded and other indebted ness of ail banks, banking' institutions, trust companies, savings tastttutions, fire, marine, life, and other insurance companies, railroad, canal, turnpike, canal navigation, slack water, tele phone, telegraph, express, electric light, gas, water, street railway com panies, and all other corporations, com panies or asoctattans doing business for profit In the United States, no matter how created or organized, but not in cluding nartniershd na." : -'.'v. "Section 3a of this law which bears upon the levying of the income tax upon corporations reads as follows: ism. do. Tha every corporation. company or association doing business for profit shall make and render to the collector of its collection, district, on or before the first Monday of March each year, beginnins; with the year 1895, a full return, verified by oath or affirmation, in such form as the commissioner of internal revenue may prescribe, of all the following matters, for the whole calendar, year last pre ceding the date of such return: "L The gross profits of such corpo ration, company, or association, from all kinds of business of every name and nature. "2. The expenses of such corpora tion, company, or association, exclu sive of interest, annuities, or dividends. 3. The net profits of such corpora tion, company, or association, without allowances for interest, annuities, or dividends. 4. The amount paid on account of interest, annuities, and dividends, stated separately. 9. The amount paid in salaries of $4,000 or less to each person employed. "6. The amount paid in salaries of more than $4,000 to each person cm ployed, and the name and address of each of such persons and the amount paid each." The gross profits include: 1. All profits of any trade or busi- 2. Interest or coupons from bonds or other securities of any corporation. 3. Dividends received from any cor poration. . ; 4. Undivided profits of any corpora- tion. 5. Premium on bends, notes or stocks. ' 6. Commission or percentage. 7. Interest on government securities not exempt by law. ' 8. Bonds and securities. 9. Profits from sales of real estate. 10. From rents. 11. Profits from all. other sources. to be enumerated. The percentage expenses shall in clude:' 1. Interest paid on bonded or other indebtedness of such corporaition. 2. Losses actually sustained during the year, which must bo separately stated and fully described as to cause, date and amount. 3. All taxes actually paid 4. Salaries and pay of officers and employes actually paid during the year. 5. Rents and necessary repairs. G. All other necessary expenses which must be itemized and fully ex plained in the return. The net profits shall include: 1. All amounts paid to stockholders or shareholders. 2. The amount of undivided profits on hand or carried to surplus of any other fund. 3. : Amount of net profits used for construction, enlargement or improve ment of plant. .4. All other expenditures or invest ments from the net profits. While individuals whose net profit or income does not exceed $3,500 per annum are not required by this law to make a return to the government, every corporation must do so no matter what its income or profit may be. It it is doing a losing business it must make Its return, but of course if there is no net profit or income, ithere could be no tax collected. - The exemption of ?4,000 allowed to persons Is not extended to corpora tions, but the return must cover all net profits without exemption. Neither a person or a corporation pay a tax on anything but their net profit or income. If a person makes $6,000 a year and his expense is $3,000, he would not be subject to taxation uricler the new law. Attorneys hold also that If a man draws a part of his income from any corporation dividends that he shall not be taxed doubly and compelled to pay a personal income tax on that amount which he is com pelled to pay by reason of being a stockholder or shareholder in the cor poration. , , An inconsistency or irregularity in the new law has already been discov ered and it raises a serious point that will In all probability test sooner or later the constitutionality of the in come tax law. The law states plainly that where a man's net profit or In come is less ithan $4,000 a - year he shall pay no income tax.' 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