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THE OLD BRUSSELLS CARPET. Oh, drear to our hearts are. the sad days of springtime, When the annual housecleanlng re curs to our view, When we sleep on the sofa and eat off the mantel, In an atmosphere strongly suggest ive of glue, We think of. the stovepipe, the soot that came with it, Likewise the profanity, fluent and fine. But saddest and bitterest of all rec- olections T the, diifrfv old carpet that hung on ' the line. Oh, that dusty old carpet, That rusty old carpet. That musty old carpet, ' That hung on the line! We remember how, armed with a lithe flagelator, In the morning we blithely advan ced to the fray, In the muscular pride of our heart little dreaming That cleaning that carpet would take the whole day. We sweat, and we swore, and our hands badly blistered, While the sun lent his countenance warmly benign, But the harder we pounded the more it was needed -Cy that dusty old carpet that hung on the line! Oh, that dusty old carpet, That musty old carpet, That cussety old carpet, That hung on the line! St Louis Republic. The Canon of the White Horse. HIS canon ought to have a history, Pablo," I said to the guide, as, supper finished, I leaned back on my blankets and dreamily gazed at the scene before us. It was a summer night a night in the South west where nights are perfect The moon was at the full,, and not a cloud was In the sky to obscure her radi ance or the light of the myriad stars which bore her company. The air was cool and bracing, yet balmy, and there was just enough breeze to lull one's spirits and cause him -to forget Che world and indulge in fanciful reveries, such as only Southern breezes Inspire. We had pitched otr camp on one of the sloping hills on the south 6ide of the canon, where a little stream of clear, sweet water rippled from a .spring In a ravine down into the canon below. Above us was the sigh ing, odorous forest of Juniper and pinon; Jbeiow was a little stretch of velvety grass, extending clear to the floor of the canon, on both sides of the little stream. Right and left stretched the canon itself, its walls, precipitous for the most part, rising grandly, hundreds of feet high on each side, "It is beautiful," Pablo," I continued.. "It must have a history of some kind; or a story no?" "Si, Senor, that It 'has-iay, that It has," answered the Mexican, lighting a fresh cigarette and puffing at it re flectively a moment "Would the senor hear it?" "By all means, Pablo; go ahead." And here is Pablo's story, as nearly as I can translate it (for he spoke in Spanish): "Does the senor see the cliff on the other side, how Mgh it is? That is the Oliff of the White Horse it is many hundred feet high, and straight up and down. And at the top, when the moon is a little higher, the senor will see the White Horse. It Is a great white rock on the edge of the cliff, and by clear moonlight it looks like a white horse. It has not always been there, and now, they say, on the anniversaries ox certain days, the ghost of old Don Fernando comes and rides it along the edge of the canon. "Don Fernando? Oh, ay. May the oiessed saints hf.ve mercy upon him!" ejaculated Pablo, crossing himself. "Many years ago, Don Fernando Cortez he was a grandson, or some thing, of the great Cortez lived over above, beyond the canon several miles. Don Fernando was rich, and lived In a grand house, and had many servants and slaves. He was a great enter tainer, was Don Fernandez, and peo ple used to come many miles hun dreds, thousands, yes to his grand dinners and balls. "He was not a good man. No. He was a cruel master, and hard with all his people, and made them all hate bim. He was kind to only two living creatures; one of these was his beau tiful daughter, the Lady Ysabel the other was his great white stallion, the largest and fleetest horse in all the country. These two the old Don loved as bis two eyes, aud well he might yes. The Lady Ysabel was not only beautiful, but she was kind and good, and all the people loved her as much s they hated the Don, wnicn was a great deal. She had golden hair, and yes like the sky, and it is said the birds listened when she sang. And the horse ay, he was wonderful. He was as big as three ordinary horses, and his tread shook the ground. He had a long, white mane, and eyes that flashed fire, and was almost as much feared as the old Don, who alone dared go near mm. "The Lady Ysabel had many suit ors. The wealthiest and most aristo cratic men in all the country came to sue for her hand many of them from far-off California, and some. It is said, came even from Spain. But the Lady Ysabel would have none of them. She loved ber pony, and her dogs and birds, and her people; but a man, no. One after another came, but she turned them all away. So, after a few years the old Don became tired of what he Galled her 'foolish ness,' and swore she should marry, and at once, a man whom he had se lected for her. "This grieved the Lady Ysabel very much; for not only did she not love any of those who had offered them selves to her, but her heart was al ready given given to one of her father's peons, a young man named Jose, whom she had helped nurse through a terrible illness. Him she used to meet by stealth, nearly every night, unbeknown to any but them selves. But, one night when the Lady Ysabel's wedding day was near at hand, she and her lover were seen together, and the story came to the ears of the old Don. "He started to find them, swearing to kill them both; but they had been warned, and had taken two of the fleetest horses in the stables and fled. With mad haste the Don saddled , his white stallion and . pursued them. They had taken their way over the hills, blindly, but some instinct led the Don to follow the direction they bad taken, ud fn. fe, short ttaja- He had them la eight, riding over the I plateau beyond the canon tnere. "When the lovers saw they were pursued, they put their jaded horses to their highest speed, hoping to es cape; but soon they found It was too late, and as the old Don, with terrible curses, pressed them closely, they leaped to the ground, ran to the edge of the cliff, and, clasped In each oth- er's arms, sprang into eternity to- eether! "And the Don? For days he raved like a madman, and seemed to know no one. Thei he became quieter, and they thought he would be himself again. But one moonlight night, tnoy missea mm, aim several boi wui. to seek him. He was riding up ana dawn the edge of the cliff, yonder, raving and blaspheming terribly, and none of those who had come to find him dared approach. For hours he raved; then, just as the moon came from behind a cloud, they saw him ride back from the cliff a little dis tance. Then be . wheeled sharply, and, shouting, 'Now, my friend, both together!' he rode full speed at ne precipice. But at the edge the white stallion halted suddenly, and the Don went over alone. In mid-air he shook his fist and hurled a curse at the friend who had deserted him at the last minute; and then and there the great white stallion turned to stone! There he stands, senor you can see Mm plainly, now still looking over the precipice. It is from him that the cliff and the canon get their name. "And it is said by the superstitious, senor," continued Pablc, drawing closer to the fire, and shuddering slightly, "that on the anniversary of old Don Fernando's- death, and on Lady Ysabel's saint's day, the ghosts of Lady Ysabel and Jose ride lortti on the plateau, and that of the old Don pursues them, riding the white stallion, which leaves its station at such times. And-Kh, senor, for the love of God, look!" Startled, I looked quickly across the canon. The rock which appeared so very like a white horse seemed to vanish, as though in mist Then there wore a series of blood-curdling shrieks and curses, and, flying along the edge of the cliff, code three persons on horseback and one, behind the oth ers, rode a great white horse! It was only a moment and then the drunken cow-boys passed out of sight, and the tiny fleck of vapor which had, for those few seconds, kept the moon light from the white-horse . rock moved on, leaving the rock standing out In the clear light just as before. Still shivering with the sudden fright I had had, I turned to Pablo. He had fallen in a fit, and was lying rigid, with flecks of foam ou his lips I brought him round soon, and he sat up, his eyes staring wildly. "Well, Pablo," I said, in as steady a voice as I could command, "you must have had quite a dream. You've been plunging around and yelling for a full five minutes." "What senor. I? A dream? Then it was not " "I think it was the bread, Pablo. You ate a big supper, and that hot sour bread would kill an Indian. ' Pablo concluded not to ruu away. as he might have done if I hadn't been able to convince him It was only a dream. SURPASSES THE POPULISTS. Syracuse Post: Miss Frances E Willard, for many years president of the Woman's Christian Temperance union, delivered a speech before the union last week in Cleveland, Ohio, in which she departed considerably from the subject of temperance, and pre scribed an entire system of measures for the administration of governnwut She advocated the single tax theory of Henry George, I. e., placing the entire burden of government uion land, thus abolishing custom-houses internal revenue, taxes on personal property, license taxation, etc. She wants the government to own all the railroad and telegraph lines, thus in creasing the patronage of the presl dent and whatever political party happens to be in power. She thinks the government should also own the newspapers, not apparently stopping to think that the president and the party in power could thus institute a censorship of the press which would muzzle the mouth of every public speaKer like herself who shouldn happen to advocate just what that dominant party with an executive at its head should think agreeable to them. This brief outline of Miss Willard's notions of political economy rather goes beyond the popnlistic visions of lerry Simppcn. John C. Boll, T. J Hudscn, Lafe Pence, and a whole gal axy of like statesmen in the present congress, but who after the 4th of March next will sink into oblivion i; the western horizon. It is true, thev were ready to pass laws authorizing the secretary of the treasury to loan government money on such security as wheat rye. oats, barley, and we do cot remember if they include live stock upon the ranches; but in their most lurid descriptions of the pros perity which would follow such legis '.anon tney never advocated the gov ernment ownership or control of newspapers. Miss Willard has undoubtedly wrought good results in the field of temperance advocacy, but she will ultimately probably come to the con clusion that cne great reform at a time Is worthy of the ambition of man or woman, without attempting to revolutionize the entire system of national government - THE HOP TRADE. Tha market continues in. pretty good shape. Exporters have drawn some new orders from London, and vith the shipments from previous purchases and Pacific coast stock go ing forward on consignments the for eign business makes a fair showing this week. Dealings with brewers have be;n on a large scale and ' the month of November promises to be the best for several years. Confidence is shown by the free operations, and there Is still a willingness to buy when desirable samples are shown. The fact that the bulk of the stock both in this country nd Europe is of a lower quality than was indicated at the opening of the spason nfcke dealers as wisll as brewers think pretty well at choice hops. For a very high grade-rich, clean, bright and silky 12o is asked and occasion ally obtained, but most ot the stock classed as choice sells at 11c, and me dium to prime grades range from 8 to 10c. More busluess has been done in yearlings and best grades are firm Buying in the country was quite free during the early part of the week, but it has seemed to be a little quieter toward the close; prices, however, re main unchanged. London cables re port no change in the condition of the English markets. N. Y. Producers' Price fjmm Not. 2tb. PALMISTRY haracter Reading a Fascination. The Women Are Its Es pecial Patrons. Business Men Are Not All Above Con sulting the Art of the Chiromancier. Out from the commonplace level of the matter-of-fact in these end-of-the- century days protrudes conspicuously the art and mystery of palmistry. Not that the ancient guilds of clair voyants and those who tell fortunes with cards and other devices are ex tinct, but society no longer has re course to them in its hours of uncer tainty and longing, says the Kansas City "Star. Nothing that does not smack of science can hold today, and the palm 1st lays claims to as correctly scien tific a foundation for his calling as does the geologist or the astronomer. His deductions, startling and occult as they may appear, he claims to draw from a profound study of cause and effect and places himself under a plane several degrees above the for tune teller and seer. The latter still has his patrons, but it is to the palm ist's portals that silken robed society flocks and pays liberally to know itself. The question why' a woman or man should desire to know what the palm ist can reveal concerning the character is one of tho queries that come to the mind of the onlookers here. A certain set expression of expectancy and strained curiosity is to be seen on each face, mingled perhaps in many cases with an artificial air more or less skillfully assumed, of unconcern. It was for the purpose of studying the devotees at the shrine that the writer visited the reception rooms of a pro fessional palmist the other day. Many of those in waiting seemed a trifle apprehensive and somewhat in clined to draw back, and as nearly every applicant was accompanied by a friend who had been through the ordeal before, there were many low toned discussions. As each caller emerged from the in ner room it was curious to note the eTToct of her experience. Some who had gone in with careless mien, came out with traces of tears upon their Clueks, others with almost trembling limbs moved slowly toward the outer door, while a few who had entered the mystic portal in appnehension and timidity came out like conquering heroes. Their emotions were duly reflected in the faces of those waiting without, as the secretary stepped up and, in a quiet tone of voica, invited another victim to enter. The solemn and often nervous demeanor of those about to go within was almost ludicrous in many instances, and there was a queer suggestion of the fureral about the whole proceeding, even in the case of those giddy creatures who go through the thing simply as a lark. Once within the inner room the in quiring visitor found himself facing a tall, broad-shouldered man, with a face like Byron's, and great pene trating eyes. He had the solemn manner and bearing of a dealer in mysteries, and, withal, an air of one who takes himself and his trade 9cri ously. She was requested to seat her self and place her hand upon a silken cushion that rested upon a little table in front of the high priest but her business there was not to test his ccult art "I wrnt you to tell me something about the people who visit you," she said. "You must have curious, or, at least humorous happenings, some times." "Yes," he replied, "and some pathet ic incidents as well. Sometimes they are all mingled in one. For instance, a woman came n here the other day, who, when I detected in the lines of her hand evidence which betrayed events in her past, confessed that she had procured a divorce from her hus band because fie had became enam ored of her daughter, and that she herself had fallen in love with the man whom her daughter married. That is a blending of the tragic and the comic indeed." "But how do the people act when they come in?" "In various ways, according to tem peramentjt. Some aire badly fright enedindeed, the majority are nerv ous, at any rate some of them fall to weeping almost at once, and some grow hysterical. This is generally when I mention an unsuccessful love affair. Many of them treat me as a father confessor as soon as they per ceive that I can read their past and proceed to acknowledge all sorts of things, seeming glad to unburden themselves to someone. "Some. time after I have proceeded for a while deciphering the hand, the client will suddenly withdraw it and refuse to allow me to go any further. This has often happened, especially in the case of men, who are generally easier to get along with, however, asking few questions and appearing better satisfied with the results. Men rarely are frightened, either, but when L discovered in two instances that I held the hand of a murderer, both of them trembled violently. One of them returned on the following day, looking as though he had not slept all night, and with beads of perspiration on his forehead asked me to promise to keep his secret "A woman will ask questions about everything that touches upon her life, and the married woman's favorite question is, 'How many children have I?' "One client, a young woman who had had a most uneventful little life, ifter I had finished, produced a long sheet of paper, with a list of ques tions almost a yard -in length. Many of them covered the ground I had gone over, but I had to answer them all, while she checked off the replies with a lead pencil. At the conclusion she bowed stifly, and said: 'Most sat isfactory, and walked off. Another, who came to me lately, listened in silence to my reading, and at the close said to me: "You've been most successful in reading my life, yet I am not quit satisfied. There, is one Important thing I particularly want to know. and that is, is my sister's tferagtoter In Australia going to get married T And not unlike that woman was the man who' asked me to predict from his hand the future of Ms twin brother." "Not many men oonrie to you, do they?" "More than you would imagine," answered the Mystery Man; "but un like the women, they don't want their friends to know it as- a rule. They try to make appointments for after business Hours and Sundays, and 1 have had very tempting offers to come to their apartments, but I never ac cept the latter, as my surroundings hure are much more conducive to cor rect reading." SOLID FACTS ABOUT SHOES. An Augusta shoo dealer upon whom a Journal man called yesterday relates many little sayings that he heard when selling people footwear. Some people place considerable confidence in these superstitions, while other look upon them as myths. The dealer quoted from bis little note book a few of these anuislna sayings, such as, "Worn on the heel, spends a good deal;" "Worn on the ball, spends it all;" "Worn on, the vamp, look out for a scamp;" "Worn on the toes, spends as he goes;" "Worn on the side, will be a rich man's bride," all of which may be taken for just what they are worth. "An old sign says that if a young man is careless of his shoe lacing, he will neglect Jus wife; but on the con trary, if he laces them tight he will I be very stingy in his dealings with her. By tho way, if a young man is going to see his sweetheart and stubs his right toe, he may know that he is to be welcome; but if he stubs his left one he may as well turn around and go home, because she does not want him. Again, if his lacings keep coin- iug untied, his lady love is talking or thinking about him. "When you buy a pair of new shoes, never put them on a shelf higher than your head, unless you want to bring bad luck; andf you blacken them be fore you have had both shoes on, you may me it with an accident or even have a sudden death. This is an old Irish superstition. The Scottish girls believe that if they drop their shoes before they are worn, trouble will ensue, while a French lady losing her heel is sure of some disappointment in love, and a German mother iii the same predicament feels that she will soon lose one of her children. "You must no, put your right shoe on your left foot or your left on your right, nor must you put your left shoe on before the right unless you want bad luck. This superstition dates back to one of the emperors of Rome, who, it is recorded, put on his left shoe first one morning, and came near being assassinated during the day. "As a sign ol respect the Japanese take off their slippers when they meet in tte strvet, ard the Jews used to pluck off cne of theirs to confirm a bargain. Throughout the East when an inferior enters the presence of his superior, he leaves his shoes or slip pers at the door. A great many peo ple still tollow the old custom of throwing ar old shoo after a bridal couple, but very few know -the old significance of this. It is supposed to bring good luck, and those that throw it after a newly married couple do so with the best intentions in the world. This custom, however, really came from the old Anglo-Saxon times, when the father invariably handed the bridegroom one of the bride's old snoes, which signifies the giving up of all authority over the girl to her husband, so that these who throw an old shoe afr the departing couple nowadays are really signifying that she is his property, jus in mediaeval times. "It is supposed to bring good luck to keep an old pair of shoes that are past wearing around the house, but if ' they are burned up, according to an old sign, snakes will squirm away from the place and will leave bad luck behind them. Old negro 'aunties' in the South burn up old shoes and hog hoofs, and use a mixture of the two for coughs. It would seem as though a good smart cold would be preferable to this remedy. " 'To be in another's shoes' is a quotation in vogue today. Among the ancient Norsemen, when a man adopt ed a son, he must always, for a cer tain time at least wear the shoes of his adopted father in order to lawfully inherit his property, and so it came about that to stand in another's shoes means to claim his honors." Thus endeth the shoe dealer's col lection of shoe knowledge In this line, and doubtless many who read this will be able to add some other super stition in regard to the shoe, but be sure to put on your right shoe first in the morning. Kennebec Journal. SOMEWHAT COMPLICATED. A correspondent writes: I became acquainted with a young widow, who lived with her stepdaughter in the same house. I married the widow; my father fell, shortly after it. in love with the stepdaughter of my wife, and married her. My wife became the mother-in-law and also the daughter-in-law of uiy own father; my wife's step-daughter is a step-mother, and I am step-father of my mother-in-law. My step-mother, who is the step-daughter of my wife, has a boy; he is naturally my step-brother, be cause he Is the son of my father and my step-mother; but because he is the son of my wife's step-daughter, so is my wife the grandmother of the little boy, and I am the grand father 'of my step-brother. My wife has also a boy; my step-mother is consequently the step-sister of my boy, and is also, his grandmother, be cause he is the child of her step-son: and my father is the brother-in-law of my son, because he has got hip step-sister for a wife. I am the broth er of my own son, who is the son cf my step-mother; I am the brother-in-law of my step-mother, my wife If the aunt of her own son, my son is the grandson of my father, and I am my own grandfather. - COFFEE. v According to the Scientific American of Nov. 14th even Java coffee pays to the planter tot over four cents a pound. The government takes it all at a price worth $6 per every 134 lbs. In Holland. Holland sells it at a high price and compels us "all to pay her taxes and saves her people from tax In that way. If the people had enougn union and conccrd among themselves to refuse to buy it how soon all those monopolizing demons would come to their knees. - A STRONG PAIR. ' Sam Francisco, Dec. 4. Joaquin Mil ler, the "Poet of the Sierras" and George Partington, an artist of loca' note, have engaged passage on the next steamer to sail for Honolulu. They have been engaged by eastern publishers to prepare history of Hawaii, to be written iy Joaquin Miller and illustrated by Partington, Ably Discussed and Compared. Our Own Country Pos sesses the Worst. Economic Statements as to Cost of Construction the World Over. The public highway question is now one of the most Important mat ters that is being considered by the people of the United States, and when we take into consideration what forcible and convincing arguments can be advanced In favor of good macad amized roads it is str'ange indeed that the public mind is so slow in grasping the situation. Good roads materially assist the farmer in his money making and put him upon higher .plane, socially, commercially and financially. At the same time they widen his influence and add much to the comfort and convenience of his family. They place him in bet ter accord with the busy world and therefore bring him in closer contact with its civilizing influences. It is im possible to enumerate the number of ways bad roads entail a loss upon the people. .The necessity for more help, the wear and tear of vehicles and har ness, need of extra draft animals, the depreciation of farm lands, the great personal inconvenience and so on which, taken In connection with the fact that good roads are cheaper than bad ones, should cause the people to act promptly and effectively, We expend $140,000,000 annually upon our public schools. Statistics show that aa average of 30 per cent of the pupils are absent in every school day in the year and that fully three-fourths of the absentees are oc casioned by bad roads. At every political election the question of good roads has an important bearing upon the result for it has been proven time and again that bad roads alone have often prevented a full expression of public sentiment in different portions of the United States. It is certainly not a very pleasant commentary upon a great nation like ours to say that the success of an important political movement may be placed in jeopardy and perhaps be defeated by bad roads vvhen the arguments for establishing good roads are so strong and con vincing. There are 16,000,000 horses and mules in the United States. Say these animals are kept in the stables upon an average of only twenty days in the year on account of bad roads, and value them at only 25 cents a day, and we have a loss of $80,000,000, which would macadamize 16,000 miles of road, which would more than ma cadamize every road in the state of Oregon. To illustrate to what ridicu lous ends the perseverity of the human mind will sometimes lead, the follow ing incident is given: A half -loaded wagon stalled in the mud in almost the shadow of the tweritw million dollar state house at Albany, N. Y at the same time when the farmer of Albany county were sending tele grams to members of the state legis lature asking for the adjournment of a committee because the roads were too bad to permit them to get to town in time to oppose a bill that sought to make the roads better. Outside of the social and political features of the matter and the direct influence they may have upon the personal fortunes of the farmer, bad roads invariably force the consumer to pay a higher price for produce be cause it cannot be hauled to town rnYueT such conditlona and the middle man, or speculator, takes advantage or the situation and secures a bi profit thereby. Indeed It is a costly and paralyzing condition of affairs for a county to have bad roads at all and measured by every rule of econ omy, public and private, the United States has by. far the worst highways in the world. The people of Europe have learned by experiment ard still better by Ion experience that true economy in the construction of public roads consists In making them durable and broad enough to meet all of the demands of travel and traffic. England. has most admirable system of roads and so have the other countries of Europe, but France is acknowledged to possess tho most perfect of them all, the grea impetus to highway Improvement having been given the country by the nrsr JNapoJieon. Although only four times larger than the state of New York, France bas spent $600,000,000 on her roads, -and it now only costs her a little over 2 per cent of the cost to keep them In repair. This tallies closely with our figures, for we said in our last issue It would not cost over $10,000 a year. to keep our ma cadamized roads in repair, which is about 2 per cent of the cost of con struction, amounting to $450,000. Francis W. Loom is. United States commercial agent at St Eltenne, France, in his report to the state de partment at Washington, speaking of the road-system of France, says: "The road" system of France has been of far greater value to the coun try as a means of raising the value of lands and putting the remote peas ant proprietors In easier communica tion with their" markets than have the railways. It is the opinion of well it formed Frenchmen who have made a practical study of economic prob-J lams max una super o roaas or jj ranee have been one of the most steady and potent contributions to the material development and marvelous financial elasticity of the country. The far reaching and splendidly maintained road system has distinctly favored the success of the small landed pro prietors and In their prosperity and the ensuing distribution of wealth lies the key to the secret of the wonderful financial -vitality and solid prosperity of the French nation." - The roads In Norway are very fine, though' differing in construction to those of France. - The road from Christiania to LUrdalsoren is a noted highway. It Is 150 miles in length and Is thoroughly drained. The high ways of Austria and the German states, Italy and Switzerland, are al most equal to those of France, all of w'hlch bears forcible testimony to the statement tEat the people of Europe have fully tested the experiment of good roads and find them economical and satisfactory In every respect What a contrast we run square a?a,lnst when we compare the splendid! roads of the old werld to those in our unit wuuym vtvw, V!V are the rule, ". while in this country they are the exception. In fact the few good roads in -the United States remind one 'of an oasis in the desert - The history of the construction of good roads in England up to the time the people took the matter in hand and went about the work was similar to that of our own. Maeaulay wrote often in scathing terms of ridicule about the stage coaches sticking in the mud and it required hundreds of years for the people there to regard tiie matter in its proper light and put it into practical operation. When they inaugurated the work its practi cal utility became at once apparent and they wondered why they had de layed it so long. In Kentucky and Tennessee, where the system of turnpikes prevails It has proven an admirable success. These turnpikes are simply macad amized roads constructed by private parties with a system of toll gotes. But their one defect is the fact that they are not free to SHI and paid for out of the general taxes. These beau tiful roads are really what have made the blue grass regions famous all over the world. The splendid roads and the blue grass pastures on each side thereof form a picture which charms the eye of everyone who travels thiough that country. Give Buchanan county such a system of roads and tho transformation will be wonderful indeed. We sincerely believe that if the peo ple of the United States would make up their minds to use the money they are expending annually in almost a usoless manner on their roads in a ju dicious and practical way the present hard times would disappear like the mists of the morning. It would give work to hundreds of thousands of peo ple. We would hear no more of Coxey armies and we would not have thousands of honest workmen almost starving because they are unable to find work. It would open. up a new era of prosperity in the United States, it would bring about genuine prosper ity In a hundred ways and what would the people be paying for it all? Nothing. On the other hand it would be an economical movement that would result in the saving of millions of dollars every year to the people But, if the people all over the United States will not now see the great ben elits to be secured by such a genera movement Marion county can do so and make it the garden spot of tin. West She can set the example which other counties will surely follow when they observe what great blessings good roads confer upon the people. We desire to continually impress upon the minds of our readers that then1 is nothing Utopian in all of this, but that it is a plain, practical question which anyone, can thoroughly appre ciate and understand by giving the subject proper attention and study. THE SAME OLD GAG. But It Is Changed Trilli Around Just a Tho tin box game is practically tl; same the world over. There are n few trifling variations, but the sharper usually M3ts in his work along tin same oh' line. The latest story is from Chillicothe. Ohio: By a bold gam;; William Jones wa bunkoed out of 7.0O0. Mr. Jones if. one of tho wealthiest farmers of that county. A stranger drove up to Mr. Tones' residence, and when he met Mr. Jones introduced himself as a Mr. Rnv'th, of Columbus, and repre sented that lie was related to George H. Smith, a well-known capitalist of that city, aud that, being desirous of purchasing a farm, h's relative had recommenced him to see William A. .Tones, who nr'ght bo able to aeeomTno dato. him. Mr. Jones stated that he was. not particularly anxious to pell his farm, but was assured by Mr. Smith that there would be to trouble between them in coming together on a price, provided the farm suited him. Mr. Smith asked to be shown over the place, and Mr. Jones got in the buggy w'th him. aud they spent an hour or more driving about the. farm. As they were driving along tho road returning to the house Mr. Smith ex pressed himself as being delighted with the farm, and said it was jut the sort of place he had been looking for for sometime. They were dis cussing the price when they, met a stranger com'ng toward them, walk ing along the read. The, stranger stopped them to inquire the distance to Bourneviile, and the trio were soon engaged in conversation. The stranger was very loquacious and entertaining. He said his name was Jones and hr , r , , , , 'ived in Tennessee and was delighted to nna xiiai one ot n:s new acjuHiiu- ances bore the name of Jones. Th Tennessee. .Tones stated that he was up in this country for the purpose of buyirig a farm, and when Smith said that was his mission there the coin cidence caused considerable merri ment and joking between the two. "What have you got to buy a farm with?" interrogated Smith of the Ten nessee Jones. "T have the money and plenty of it. right hero," replied Jours, nt the same time indicating by tapping his fingers :n a tin box under his arm. "How much have you got?" wns the next question put by Smith, and the answer came back: "Fifitecn thousand dollars." As the badgeriug continued it wai plain to be seen that the victim of tho game was becoming very much interested. "I don't believe, you have $15,000 in that box," was the bantering remark of Smith. "Well. I will just bet you $15,000 that I have that amount," promptly answered Jones. "Let's take him up." proposed Smith to Farmer Jones. "I have SS.OOO. and if you have $7,000 we'll ju.t bet that sucker and take all he's got, for 1 know that box hasn't got auy $15, 000." Farmer Jones was a goner, and took the bait, hook .and all. The only drawback was that he had-not that :iraount of money at home, but he fagerly took up with Smith to come to town rnd get it from the bank. Bunkcist Joi es agreed to remain where he was while Smith and Farm er Jones drove to he city to get the money. The journey was made as hastily as possible, and Mr. .Ton" PIONEER - COFFEE HODES'& HALL, Plain and Fancy Confections-Ice Cream. CIGARS::- "OUR SILVER CHAMPION, "EELKONT." GENERAL ARTHUR," ana a full line of Smokers' Articles. Corng -r rjrv b&i went to the Central National bank; v wrote out his check for $7,000, and " the money was passed over the eoun- ' ter without a word, as he is a heavy stockholder in the bank, and In bis apacity of stock-dealer, as well as farmer, often has use for large sums ... of money. Rejoining his companion, " the two hurned back toward Bourne- . ville and met the other bunkoist who was awaiting them. In the excite ment and lively conversation between the two bunkoiots nothing was said about Smith's putting up his. agreed , portion of the bet. ' Farmer Jonos produced the $7,000 and agreed that it should be placed in the tin box with the supposed $15,- 000; that the box should be locked up . and turned over to Farmer Jones; that the Tennessee Jones should keep the key; that next day they should come to the city' and go to the Cen tral National bank and open the box. Whichever . one won should have the contents of the box. Farmer Jones' money was shifted and the box, after being locked, was turned over to him md he took it home and the two bun- ; koists got into the buggy and drove toward the city. Later in the day Mr. .Tones became uneasy and took the box to town. It was pried Open at the savings bank and contained only a package of paper. THE OREGON PACIFIC. Montana Railroad Men Looking Over the Road There Will Be Bidders. Mr. Stone and A. B. Hammond, ojt tho wealthy firm of Bonner, Ham mond & Co., of Missoula, Montana, who recently went over the western portion of the Oregon Pacific from Albany to Yaquina, returned yester day from a tour of inspection to th front They have been, investigating tho condition of the road, and it is believed will be bidders at the ap-. preaching sale. , As tho time draws near for the sale of tho Oregon Pacific railroad at Cor vallis there is reason to believe that several bidders will be present ready to buy the property. December 22d is the day set by the court for the sale, it seems now that the uncertain ty attending the final disposition of tho road will soon be ended. ' , Mr. Hammond's reason for getting control of the road Is not known, be yond the supposition that he believes it would be a good investment Wal lis Nash, of Corvallis, who was iden tified with the building of the road,1 is said to nave Dacmng ior its pur chase. Recently a party of English gentlemen made a trip over the road as his guests, and thi is presumed to have considerable significance. Wil liam M. noag, the former manager of the Oregon Pacific, has come up from San Francisco to Albany, and it Is believed he will also represent capital at .tho sale as a bidder. Albany Her ald. Speaking of Marcu3 Daly, with whom it is supposed these men are associated, a gentleman just returned from Montan'S said yesterday: "If Marcus Daly makes up his mind to take hold of the O. P. something will b f done. Daly spent $750,000 in the eiTort to make the town of Anaconda the capital of Montana. Anaconda, geographically and otherwise, Is about aS appropriaTe for the capital of that state as Monroe is for county seat of Benton; but Marcus Daly owned thir teen mucs square or iana arouna An aconda and has plenty of money, and when the votes were, counted out of 50,000 he lacked only 1,700 of carry ing the state house over to his burg. Afhong other electioneering devices to which no resorted, he- surveyed raiK foad lines from Anaconda to every section of the state, leading the people to believe that the roads were to be built and fn turn they voted for Ana conda to be the capital. It will be a great day for this country If he be comes interested in the Oregon Pa cific." The presence in Corvallis of William M. Hoag aud Wallis Nash Tuesday, led many to. wonder if their coming was an omen that the Hogg faction were to bob lip with a bid for the road on the 22d of December. They left for Albany In the afternoon with out having shown any sign of a .de sire to again sit in the ministerial sad dle of the old road. ATgentleiuun who desires his name withheld, rnferrin? tn tha rnllrnnil aft- uation this morning said: "I have positive assurance that there will be a bid made for the O. P. at the com ing sale. The people need not expect however, that it will be a fancy price. Men who think of hnvinrr t.hrt -rvnrrtr are deterred from paying a fancy l iiKui" uy me realization mat mere must bo an enormous outiay of money figure by the realization that there ; iu nn PVtonaion rf tha Una hrAra property will pay good interest on the investment People from whom I have assurance that there will be a bid, have plenty of means, and if they secure tho property their first move will ba to extend it" The same party expressed a belief that there was an influence in the sale abroad, that for .selfish puiiKses, opposed a successful sale of the property. Corvallis Times. KEEP IT AT HOMEThere Is an immensity of Oregon money sent out over the mountains and even across the oceans that might and ought to be kept at home, where It will get back into and circulate through the various channels of trade. One Item alone is a little surprising in its magnitude. Very few would think that over $300, 000 went out to foreign companies last year in the shape of insurance premiums, yet such is the fact, and tho proposition at once suggests itself, how much better It would be If this money were kept at home. And to a large extent it might be. There Is no necessity 'for sending out a dollar for ordinary insurance so long as the peo ple have an Oregon company of strength and reliability to carry their risks. This they have in the Stat Insurance company, of - Salem, com posed of many of the strongest men in tho state, a company whose poli cies are as good as a goldbearing bond and whose every interest is to do a clean, honest business with the neigh bors and friends who are its patrons. The proper thing to do for an Oregon- renewing old policies is to find an agent of the State and leave his pre miums at home. . v BHKERY AND - SALOON. Proprietors. In wh?n hungry and get a lunch any ,