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Oorvallis Gazette. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING BY W. 13. CARTER, Kditor and PbopribtosV TERMS: (coin.) She urua Pr TMr, Ik Mc tkrM Hoa tt., 1 I 1 I IKVARUBl.Y IK ADVAKC. CITY ADVERTISEMENTS. M. 8. WOODCOCK, Attorney and Counselor at Law, OFF ICS ON FIRST STREET, OPPOSITE Woodcock A Baldwin's Hardware Store. Special attention given to Collections, Foreclo sure of Mortgages, Real Estate cases, Probate and Road matters. Will also buy and sell City Property and Farm Lands, on reasonable terms. March 20, 1879. l(l:12yl J. K. WEBBER. Main Street. Corvallis, Or. DEALER IN Stoves, Ranges, FORCE AND LIFT PUMPS, HOUSE FURNISHING HARDWARE. Constantly on hand, the NEW RICHMOND RANGE, Best in market. THE BONANZA COOK STOVE, Something New. And the New VECTA PARLOR STOVE. Jan. 1,1880. 17:ltf J. R. BRYSON, ATTORNEY A.T LAW. All business will receive prompt attention. COLLECTIONS A SPECIALTY Corvallis, July 14, 1879. 16:29tf J W RAYBURN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, (OKVtl.Ll. i OUfiOI. OFFICE On Monroe street, between Second and MM. JtS-Sjiocial attention given to the Collection of Notes and Accounts. 16-1 tf JAMES A. YANTI8, Attorney and Counselor at Law, t OK V A l.l.I, BtflOI. tyiLI. PRACTICE IN ALL THE COURTS of the State. Special attention given to ttUe)4 in Probate. Collections will receive t .mm and careful attention. Office in the Court use. - 16:ltf. dr f. a. Vincent, DENTIST. COUVALLIS. - CHEOON. OFFICE IN FISHER'3 BRICK OVER Mav 1U 1 XfA. C All U 1- . . improvement. Everything new and complete. All work warranted. Plea-e give me a call. 15:3tf C. R. FARRA, M. D. PUYMCIAII AND SURGEON, f PFICE OVER GRAHAM k HAMILTON! Drugstore, Corvallis, Oregon. 14-26tf W. G. CRAWFORD, DEAIJBR IN WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, SPECTACLES, SILVER WARE, etc Alto, Musloal Intrumi'iiti Sfco. "Repairing done at the most reasonable rales, and all work warranted. Corvallis, Dec 13, 1877. 14:50tf GRAHAM, HAMILTON & CO., OOKVAliMH ... iBUOJf. DEALERS IN liMeg"s, Paints, MEDICINES. CHEMICALS. DYB STIFFS, OILS, CLASS AND PUTTY. PURS WINES AND LIQUORS FOR MEDICINAL USE. And also the the very best assortment of Lamps and Wall Paper ever brought to this place. AGENTS FOR THE AVSRIIL CHcMICU PAINT, SUPERIOR TO ANY OTHER mm Pliy.f elans' P,e.erlptleaa IM ill ie VOL. XVII. CORVALLIS. OREGON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1880. NO. 40. CITY ADVERTISEMENTS. orvallls Lodg-e So, 14, V. 4k A. M. Holds stated Communications on Wednesday on or preceeaing eacn lull moon. .Brethren in good standing cordially invited to attend. By order W. M. Barnaul Lodge 2So. 7, I. o. . F. Meets on Tuesday evening of each week, in their nail, in r-isuer s brick, second story. Members ot tne order in good standiug invited to attend By order of N. G. F. A. CHCNOWBTH. F. X. JOHNSON, CHENOWETH & JOHNSON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, CORVAIJ,III,OREOOS. ' September 4, Bg. 16:38tf ALLEN ft WOODWARD, Druggists and Apothecaries, P. O. BUILDING. CORVALLIS, OREGON. Have a complete stock of DRUGS, MEDICINES, PAINT?, Oil, GLASS, IT., ETC. Bobooi I'ooks - tatiooeny, feo. We bar for Cash, and have enoice of the FRESHEST and PUREST Drugs and Medic nes the market affords. Prescriptions accurately prenared at half the usual rate. 2MaylG:lRtf AUGUST KNIGHT. Cabinet Maker. UNDERTAKER. Cor. Second and Monroe St,, COBTAlXISi Keeps constantly on hand all kinds of FURNITURE COFFINS &CASKETS. Work done to order on short notice and at reas onable rates. ' Corvallis, Jan. 1, 1877. 14:1 tf Woodcock & Baldwin (Successors to J. R Rayley & Co,) JJEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND AT THE old stand a large and complete stock of Heavy and Mielf Hard ware, IRON, STEEL, TOOLS, STOVES RANG' 8 , ETC Manufactured and Home Made Tin and Copper Wnro, Pumps. Pipe, Etc. A good Tinner constantly on hand, and all Job Work neatly and quickly don. Also agents for Knapp, Burrell & Co.,. for tbe sale of tbe best and latest im proved FA R M MACHINERY, of all kinds, together with a full assort ment of Agricultural Implements. Sole Agents for the celebrated ST. LnUIS CHARTER 0K S OVES the BEST IN THE WORLD. Also the Norman Range, and many uther putierus, in all sizes and styles. WaT" Particular attention paid to Farmers' wants, and the supplying extras fur Furm Machinery, and all information as to such articles, furnished cheerfully, on applica tion. No pains will be spared to furnish our customers with the best goods in market, in our line, and at the lowest pr it-ex. Our motto shall be, pn-nipt and fair dealing with all. Call and examine our stock, before going elsewhere. Satisfac tion guaranteed. WOOKCOCK & BALDWIN. Corvallis, May, 12, 1879. 14:4lf RSES HaMMN. Emmktt F. Weesk. DRAYACE ! PR AY ACE I Hamlin & Wrenn. Propr's, HAVING JUST RETURNED FROM Salem with a new truck, and having leased the barn formerly occupied by James Eg lin, we are now prep ed to do all kinds of D RAY INC AID HAULING. either in the city or country, at the lowest living rates. Can be found at the old track stand, A hare of the public patronage respectfully solic ited. Corvallis. Dec. 27. 1878. tSt FRANKLIN CAUTHORN, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Corvallis. Ureg.a. Rn&.tal attention riven to sureerv and diseases of the eye. Can be found at bis office, in rear of Graham, Hamilton Ac Co.'a drug store, up stairs dav or nieht. June 3. 1879. 16-23t CITY ADVERTISEMENTS. LAN0& ! FARMS ! HOMES 1 I HAVE FARMS, (IMPROVED OR UNIM proved) Stores and Mill Property, ery desirable FOR SAL E These lands are cheap. Also claims in unsurveyed tracts for sale. Soldiers of the late rebellion who have, under the Soldiers' Homestead Act, located and made final proof on less than 160 acres, can dispose of the balance to me. Write (with stamps to prepay postage). R. A. BEN8ELL, Newport, Benton county, Oregon. 16:2tf. One door South of Ottaham A Hamilton's, COBTAI.LIN, OREUOS. GROCERIES PROVISIONS, AND Dry Goods. Corvnllis, Jan. 3, 1878. 16:1 vl DRAKE & GRANT, MERCHANT TAILORS, C rV.t 1,in, . oHjceoa. WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A LARGE and well selected slock of Cloth, viz: "Wei of J rlaiKl Ilioad Willi, rench iisslnn-iMB, eolch 'rwcerts, and i liii.-i'icuii -iiilinK Which we will make up to order in the most approved and lush onable styles. No pains will be stared n producing good fitting garments. Parties wishing to purchase cloths and have tin in cut out, will do well to call and examine our stock. DRAKE A GRANT. Corvallis, April 17 1S79. I6:16tf Boarding and Lodging. I'i.liounilli lieuton 'u . Un-foa. GEORGE KISOR, RESPECTFULLY INFORMS THE TRAV eling public that he is now prepared and in readiness to keep such boarders as may choose to give him a call, either by the SlNC E MEAL, DAY. OR WEEK. Is also prepared to fu ' n sh horse feed. Liberal share of public patronage solicited. Give us a call. GEORGE KISOR. Philomath, April 28, 1879. M:18tf J C. MORELANO, (CITY ATTOItNEY.) ATTOK x K"V A.T LAW, lOKTi.A.M, - - latUUOSi. OFFICE Monastes' Brick, First street, between Morrison and Yamhill. 14:38tf THE STAR BAKERY, Mmla Street, orvallix. HENRY WARRIOR, PROPRIETOR. Family Supply Store ! Grooeriesj, Bread. Cakes, JPioM, Candles, Toys, Etc., Always on Hand. Corvallis, Jan. 1, 1877. 14.2tf CORVALLIS Livery, Feed ...AND... SALE STABLE. Main est.. Co val la. Oregron. SOL,. KING, - Porpr. VVVNING BOTH BARNS I AM PREPARED - to offer superior accommodations in the Liv ery line. Always ready for a drive, GtOOX TEAMS At, Low Rates. My stables are first-class in every respect, and competent and obliging hostlers always ready to serve the public. REASONABLE CHARGES FOR HIRE. Parlleolar attention Paid to BMfdlaf ELEGANT HEARSE, CARRIAGES AND RACKS FOR FUNERALS Corvallis, Jan. 3, 1879. 16:lyl $300! A MONf H guaranteed Twelve dollars a day made at home by the minis' l ;ous Capital not re quired; we will start you. Men, wo men, boys and girls make money faster at work for us than at anything else. The work is light and pleasant, and such as any one can go right at. Those who are wise who see this notice will send us their addresses at once and see for them selves. Costly outfit and terms free.. Now is the time. Those already at work are laying up large sums of money. Address TRUE A CO., Augusta, Maine. . Anecdotes of Louis Napoleon. Tbe anecdotes of his childhood are de lightful, as showing his ingenuous nature and the love he had for his father and mother. On one occasion he had been taxed with disrespectful behavior to the .impress, and, as a punishment, the Emperor degraded him in rank (he was enrolled in tbe regiment of the Guard as aoon as he was shortcoated, and at this time was a corporal;) thus his epauietiB were iuiu uuiue tot a lime, xnis was a cause of great distress to the poor lad, and his pride was terribly wounded. Somehow or other the story got into the newspapers. That day while walking out in the Bois, he met dne of the officers of the regiment; with crimson cheeks and downcast eyes he first passed him, then, suddenly summoning courage, turned and addressed him thus: "Mon sieur, perhaps you have heard what the newspapers say of me, tbat I have been degraded in the service because I was disrespectful to my mother. However, I assure you it is not true. I love her too much to be disrespectful to her. Please, monsieur, tell my comrades it is false!" And the child burst into sobs, nor could he be comforted until the officer promised to justify him in the face of the regiment. His determination, which probably was hereditary, was displayed very early in life, and a funny incident may be quoted to show this: Victor Emannel had given him a lovely donkey, of which he became very fond ; but the donkey being strong-willed, like his master, frequent conflicts for supremacy were the result. One day the Prince conceived the brilliant idea tbat be would like his pet to march up-stairs, into the upper rooms of the Tuileries. Naturally, the quadruped objected; but his master in sisted, and the customary battle ensued; to no purpose, until le petit Prince carried the day by summoning the servants, some to place the donkey's fore feet on the stairs, others the hind-feet, and so they reached their destination. He was exceedingly fond of drawing a pursuit which the Emperor did not favor, as being of too absorbing a nature for one who had duties of so wide and general a character; but his tendency could not be suppressed, and vented itself in various odd ways; one of them being that to get him to submit to tonsorial offices (of which he seems to have had some dislike) he was allowed to sketch while under the coiffeur's hands, and exceedingly clever these scraps are said to have been. In modeling he was alss remarkably skillful. The Prince Imperial was an early sufferer from severe and painful maladies, having had two very bad cases of abscess in the hip joint, and an attack of measles, from which he did not recover for a long time. While yet yonng, he was made to take his position in all court ceremonials, and in fulfilling the duties of his rank he was taught to derive satisfaction. At all reviews, at the opening of the Cham bers, he was invariably seen at his father's side, and acknowledged the greet mgs he received with undisguised pleas ure. Every one conversant with the court life of the Second Empire will re member the share he took in the dram atic representations which were a favor ite amusement at the various residences of the Emperor. The careful blending of the physical with the intellectual training of young Lionis was admirable; and when, at nine years of age, he left petticoat sway, the choice of a male governor was made in a very clever manner. The Emperor was talking to General Frossard one day, when the boy came to ask his father for something; but as he had been disobe dient to his mother the day previous, the Emperor refused him, and told him to leave the room. He resisted, and the Emperor's efforts to remove him were vain, which naturally verywnuch dis pleased his Majesty, who hardly knew what to do. The General, who had been a silent looker-on, rose, and bowing to the refractory young prince, said authori tively, "What ! monseigneur. His Maj esty orders you to leave the room, and you refuse ? Prince, I have to request you will obey at once and retire," and he opened the door for him to pass out. out. The child, surprised, looked him full in the face, and seeing firmness and determination there, demurred no longer, kissed his father and disappeared. The Emperor was so struck with the General's victory that he at once confided to him his son's education, and with the great est success. His first communion was a great event in his life. It seemed to make a remark able change in his character, and gave to it that religious cast which was a dis tinguishing feature during the rest of his career. The Emperor wisely brought him to face difficulties at an early stage of hia life. On one occasion when he had to distribute prizes at the Lycee Charlemagne, a schoolboy omenta took took place, of which he was indirectly the cause. The Emperor treated the matter lightly, shrugged his shoulders, and merely remarked, "Louis must learn to meet with opposition, and the sooner perhaps the better." The visit of the Empress and the Prince to Corsica in 1869, was a notable event, and afforded him the liveliest pleasure. The whole population of the different places they visited, turned out to welcome them; and at Ajaccio the crowd pressed them so closely that the police had to make a path for their feet. The young prince was perfectly delighted with the ovation, and constantly stopped to acknowledge the greetings of the people, checking the efforts of the police to keep the crowd off by saying, "Let them them alone, let them alone. Don't try to prevent them. Remember they have a right to tome. We all belong to one family!" This speech naturally redoubled the enthusiasm of the populace. Why He Withdrew. What will Eliza say?" is the last catch of the cam paign in Maine. Eliza is the wife of Joshua R. Osgood, the Temperance can didate for Governor, who withdrew be cause she told him it was best. A Colorado Yarn. The Leadville Chronicle publishes an account of the most marvellous discovery yet made by mortal man, provided that it is true, which is more than doubtful. Two miners, while sinking a shaft near Red Cliff, are represented to have found a deep subterranean chamber without apparent communication with the open air. What they claim to have seen is thus described: The cave seemed at first empty, but as their eyes gradually became accustomed to the deep gloom, the men saw in the further extremity a huge black object, which, not without some trepidation, they approached.. As they neared it, to their unbounded amazement, they made out the lines of some sort of sailing craft. It was, as nearly as they could judge about sixty feet long by some thirty feet wide, and lay tilted at an angle of about fifteen degrees over a rough pile of stone. The body of the craft was built of short lengths of some dark and very porous wood, resembling our black walnut if it could be imagined with the grain pulled apart like a sponge or a piece of bread, and made perfectly square. Both ends (it was evidently in tended for sailing either way), were turned abruptly up like the toe of a peaked Moorish slipper. The planking was apparently double riveted on the nails of extremely hard copper, only slightly rust eaten, and with the heads cut or hied m an octagonal shape, wmle along the upper edge of the ship eleven large rings of the same metal, and evidently for the securing of rigging, were counted. At the bottom edges of the craft, and running its entire length, were two keels some four and a half feet deep and six inches thick, hung on metalic hinges, and at the ends were fas tened rough copper rods, extending up ward and bent over so as to attach to two masts rising from the upper edges, if the cross of an inverted letter y be con ceived to represent the deck lines, the two stems are at about the angle and position of the masts. These were upward of 20 feet long; and, as evidence that a sail was at one time stretched across, some ragged remnants of what appeared to be cording were found clinging to the inner edges. The ends of the masts were secured in pivots, and it was evident that in tacking one could be moved forward and the other back, thus bringing the sail at an angle with the body of the ship an idea which it might not be bad for our mod ern navigators to emulate. This, it is believed, also explains the copper rods which moved the keels so as to recipro cate the position of the masts. While the whole ship was intact, the wood crum bled like dust beneath tbe finger touch, and fearful of trapfalls the two prospect ors did not venture to explore the in terior. Lying on the ground near by, however, was discovered a gold instru ment bearing a rude resemblance to the sextant of the present day, and possibly used to calculate the longitude. !No trace of any writing was found save at one end of the ship, -where about midway on the bow of the ship, inclosed in a medal ring, were 26 copper characters riveted to the wood and bearing much re semblance to the Chinese hieroglyphics of the present day. No human remains of any sort were found, although it is possible that a search in the hold will re peal something of this sort. Without pushing their investigations further, the two miners, lost in wonder ment, retraced their steps to the upper air, leaving the ghastly ship once more in the gloom and silence. By this time it had grown quite dark above, and with that tacit understanding existing among men who had seen that which borders upon the supernatural, they spoke but little between themselves of the discovery, butsought rest by their kindling camp fire. In the morning the whole thing seemed so much like a dream that they were seriously inclined to regard it as some morbid phantasy, some disordered vision of the brain alone, having no substance in reality, and eagerly, yet with a strange dread, they descended the rope again. Assuring themselves, by a short survey of the facts they had learned the night before, the prospectors hurriedly ascended the shaft and spent the rest of the day in concealing, as well as possible, the traces of their excavation. This done, they went to the cabin of a well-to-do miner living some thirty miles down the gulch, and to him first told their extraor dinary story. This gentleman is per fectly reliable, and, together with a well known mining expert residing in this city, has seen and examined the ship, and will take steps to preserve the won derful discovery to the world in all its possibly great historical value. The minute particulars as to locality are at present withheld for a very obvious rea son they would attract a horde of van dal sight-seers who would soon destroy the mouldering dust beyond hope of restoration, and until the proper authori ties can be sent for they will not be pub lished. The discovery of the junk-like ship with its unknown architecture, hermet icaJly sealed in a cavern fifty feet below the surface of the earth, gives scope to indefinite speculation. The only possi ble explanation seems, however, that ages, or seons, perhaps, agone, a ves sel bearing a crew of bold dis coverers, tossed by the waves, sought a harbor in a cave within a cliff. The waves then receding left it stranded there, and the great con tinental divide, the awful upheavals and convulsions of nature, which we know so little of and can only blinkly specu late pn, pressed the face of the earth to gether and sealed it in a living grave. "Will you' please pass the milk, Miss Brown?" asked a young man of a fidgety maid at the supper table. "Do you take me for a waiter, sir?" she answered. "Well," said he, "as no one has taken you thus far, and you've waited so very long, I should think you were one." It is said that Ohio wives do their own housework. Now that is the kind of an no hire idea that we like. Hare Girls Got Any Souls 2 We do not know as there is any law to compel girls to act differently about horseback riding, but sometimes it seems as though they took advantage of their young male escorts. It is a well known fact that a girl will not ride on horse back in public unless she has become an accomplished horsewoman. She goes on the back streets until she has learned to sit a horse beautifully, and has got nerve enough to snatch the under jaw off a horse that tries to do what she don't want him to. And when she has got un limited confidence in herself, then she will ride anywhere, and don't care who sees her, and she looks so independent and wide awake, and jolly, tbat you can not help admiring her, though you are half blind. On the contrary, the aver age young man thinks he is a horse man, whether he has been on a horse since he rode old "Doll" to plow corn when he was ten years old or not. And the girls, bless them, often accept the escort of these boys who think they can ride, seemingly just to see the starch taken out of tbem. A few weeks ago a party was riding up the Whitewish bay road on horseback at a good round gal lop. There was a girl and a young man. The girl sat on her horse like a queen, and she seemed to let her charger out just enough to keep a neck ahead of the young man. And he was bound to keep up if it killed him. He sat on his horse like a clothespin, and the horse was a hard, rider. The poor young man looked as though he wished he was dead. Every time his horse's forefeet ctine down on the ground it did seem as though the young man's legs were longer, and that he would have to let out his stirrup straps. He held the reins in his right hand, held on to the pommel of the saddle with his left hand, to keep from breaking in .. two, . his trowsers worked up to his knees, leaving his drawer tied around bis ankles with strings, and his low shoes almost dropped off. The strings of one draw ers leg came untied and the bare leg began to show, and he looked implor ingly in the ear of the girl ahead of him as much as to say, " For heaven's sake, hold up a little." But she was just enjoying herself, and did not seem to realize that she was wearing out a young man that would be an ornament to society anywhere except on a hard riding horse. On they went, until the young man perspired like a water cooler, while she was cool as zinc, and appar ently as unconscious of the torture she was inflicting on her escort as possible, though the twinkle in her eye said as plainly as could be, "This young man has been telling me for over a year that he was a splendid horseman, and I am going to make him take it back if I have to carry him home in a market basket!" His necktie comes untied, his watch jumps out of his pocket and hangs dang ling on the saddle, his eyes become "sot," and fearing that bis clothes will all be shook off, he gasps, "Elizabeth for God's sake hold on and let me take up a collection of myself!" She pulls up her charger with her little finger, and looks at her escort as though he was interferinsr with her enjoyment by stopping, and he smiles as though he was sea sick and says it is "such fun riding a horse," while he tries surrep titiously to get his trowsers to go down by his shoes. Peck s Sun. Organized Emigration. One of Eng land's leading men, the Hon. Thomas Hughes of London, has given practical attention to this subject, having accepted a position as superintendent of an ex tensive organization of New England capitalists whosepurpose is to plant a large colony upon a suitable and ample tract of land in East Tennessee, in which region there is an abundance of rich soil, and whose inhabitants enjoy one of the finest climates known in the world. We may properly say that organized emigra tion is the only true method for peopling new territory. Persons in the Eastern or Central States should not go by families and isolate themselves and shut themselves off from all pleasant social privileges and enjoy ments, but should band together by hundreds, selecting of the right sort as their neW companions and neighbors, such as relatives and personal friends and then purchase large tracts at prices greatly reduced from tliose a single in dividual would be forced to pay for a single tract, and divide tbe tract among the colonists according to the nvestment of each. Then a village could be built at once, from which avenues lined with farms might radiate in all directions, and the church, the school house, shops, etc., be erected at once. Springfield (Ohio) Republican. Marbled Beef. Americans have sue ceeded in producing beef sufficiently fat to meet the demands of any country. Unfortunately, however, for the quality of the beef, the fat and lean are not well distributed. The fat is in huge masses and is useless as human food. Speci mens of finely marbled beef are rarely found in this country. Undoubtedly our method of feeding beef cattle causes the absence of "the streak of fat and streak of lean" that are desirable. Our animals are for the most part fattened on corn, which produces a large amount of hard tallow that is deposited in masses outside the flesh. The best marble beef is produced by cattle that feed on rich, tender grasses. Tffe best beef known in a London market comes from the mountainous regions of Scotland and Ireland, where the cattle have little or no grain. It was at one time thought that the breed of the cattle raised in these localities was tbe cause of the marbled appearance and the prime flavor of the meat. It seems now to be settled that the superiority of this beef is due to the peculiar feed of the animals. Corn produces an abundance of fat, but it is not fat of the right kind and it is not deposited in the right places. It is likely that we have made too much use of corn in the production, not only of pork, but of beef and mutton. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. .Corvallis Gazette. BATHS OP ADVERTISING. I 1 W. 1 M. 8 M. f 6 M. j 1 yr. 1 Inch 1001 3001 6001 8 00 I jjj 2 ' 2 00 S 00 7 00 .12 00 18 00 g " I 800 6 00 I 10 00 16 00 22 Ojt 4 " I 40070018 0018002000 KCol. I 6001 90015 00aOOOI8500 X " I 7 f 0 12 00 I 18 CO 85 00 48 00 H " I 10 00 I 15 00 I 25 00 I 40 00 I 60 Ot 1 " I 15 00 20 00 40 00 60 Oil 1 100 Notices In Local Column, 20 cents per Una. each Insertion. Transient advertisements, per square of 13 lines. Nonpareil measure, $2 60 for first, and 81 for each subsequent insertion in ADVANCE- Legal advertisements charged as transient, and must be paid for upon expiration. No charge for publisher's affidavit of publication, Yearly advertisements on liberal terms. Professional Cards, (1 square) 812 per annum. Ail notices and advertisements Intended for publication should be handed in by noon ofi Wednesday. SHORT BITS. There is no suiting the people who de clare that old ideas are prejudices and new ones caprices. A friendship that makes the least noise is very often the most useful; for which reason prefer a prudent friend to a zeal ous one. An exchange says: "Good wives are wanted in the Northwest." Surely this is not strange. Js there any place where they are not wanted? Dressy young ladies have determined to wear epaulettes on their shoulders; but they cannot do it very well with iow necked dresses. A Philadelphia paper savs that Boston women at Swampscott bathe in- white kid gloves and bonnets. This is singu lar; most people bathe in water. It requires a great deal of badness and a great deal of caution to make a great fortune, and when you have got-it, it re quires ten times as much wit to keep it. A man cannot rip, tear and darn with out being considered ill-tempered and profane. Woman can, however, and there is where she gets the best of man. The average life of a farmer is 66 years. At 65 he may safely begin to re turn borrowed tools, pay old debts, and to ask forgiveness for cheating in horse trades. We should manage our fortune as we do our health enjoy it when good, be patient when it is bad, and never apply violent remedies except in extreme necessity. After reading that Ramichundar, Ab durrahman Kahn and Nena Sahib have concluded to act together, no sane man will deny that England is in a pretty tight place. "Keep Your Heart for Little Birdie" is the title of the latest song. We are glad Birdie is going to let the young man re tain his liver. Women are generally generous. "Is the train behind time?" inquired a gentleman at the station. "No. sun-," replied the porter; "it's not behoind toime, surr, but it's just behoind the bridge beyant there. The mind is nourished at a cheap rate. neither cold, nor heat, nor age itself can interrupt this exercise. Give, therefore, all you can to a possession which ameli orates even in its old age.- To detract anything from another, and for one man to multiply his own conven iences of another, is more against nature than death, than poverty, than pain, and the rest ol external accidents. "Guns alone can uproot the vile weed of Mormonism," says Dr. Talmage. Now, who ever heard of uprooting a weed with a gun ? Might as well talk of shooting crows with a crowbar. In most quarrels, there is a fault on both sides. Both flint and steel are necessary to the productions of a spark; either of them may hammer on wood for ever, and no fire will follow. In tbe chime in the tower of St. Anne's Episcopal Church in Lowell, is a bell in scribed as a gift of the late Ole Bull in 1857, he having appeared in a concert there to raise funds for its purchase. Words of praise, indeed, are almost as necessary to warm a child into a genial life, as acts of kindness and affection. Judicious praise is to chil dren what the sun is to flowers. To make anything very terrible, ob scurity seems in general to be neces sary. When we know the full extent of any danger, when we can accustom our eye to it, a great deal of apprehension vanishes. It was in a Rondout, N. Y., church that a city minister, after the fine singing of an anthem, said: "Now that the choir have had their little fun, we will com mence the worship of God by singing the nine hundred and eleventh hymn." A great deal of sickness in children may be avoided by parents eating the green fruit on their place themselves. A united effort in a neighborhood is necessary to make this remedy effectual. Hens and children are prone to ramble. The secret of usefulness in life con sists in not haggling for ideal condi tions, but in making the most of actual conditions. No real man or real church ver insists on having a good chance, nor yet a fair chance, but only a chance. The trouble about taking a medicine warranted to cure all diseases is that if may not know exactly what is wanted ot it, and in that case it will go fooling around in the system trying to cure you of some disease that you have not got. A city firm engaged in the provision business in the basement of Quincy mar ket was called upon by a new customer, the other day, who remarked, r 1 pre sume I can buy goods as cheap here as anywhere else?" "Oh, yes," replied the senior member, "m fact we are al ways under the market." Tbe maelstrom attracts more notice than tbe quiet fountain ; a comet draws more attention than; the steady star: but it is better to be tbe fountain than the maelstrom, and star than comet, fol lowing out tbe sphere and orbit of quiet U8efullne8s in which God places us. Dr. John Hall. The Boers of South Africa have a very useful social custom. When a Boer lady has a daughter in society, and a young man calls to see her, the careful parent sticks a pin 'in the candle; when the can dle burns down to the pin the young man knows his time is out; he picks him self up and leaves. Boers of more civil ized society might be managed in the same way. As many persons at this season lay new carpets, it would be well for tbem to bear in mind that gaudy, bright bued carpets are a complete mistake, as also are large, geometric or spotty pat terns. A carpet is a background to al 1 the colors in the room, and it is only by taking care that the carpet is subdued in tone and the' colors well blende I that any too positive predominant hue can Le counteracted. tail i m . I 1 BBBBBBBk ;.. . 4wt -