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WEEKLY COB V ALUS GAZETTE CORVALLIS. - - - - JUNE 18, 1880 THE DEVIL FISHING. The devil Bat by tbe river's side The stream of time, where you'll always find him Casting bis line In the rushing tide. And landing his fish on the bank behind him. He sat at ease in a coy nook. And was filling his basket very fast. While yon might have seen that his deadly boos: Was differently baited for every cast. He caught 'em as fast as a man could connt; Little or big it was all tbe same ; One bait was h check for a round amount, A Congressman nabbed It, and out he came. He took a Jem that as Saturn shone, It sank In the water without a sound ; A woman caught It who long was known As the best wia purest for miles around. Sometimes he would laugb, and sometimes sing. For better luck no one could wish ; And he seemed to know to a dead sure thing The bait best salted to every dsn. Quoth Satan: "Tbe fishing is rare and fine !" And he took a drink, somewhat enthused ; But now a parson swam 'round the line. Who e'en the most tempting of baits refused. He baited with gold, and with flashing gems; He hung fame and fortune upon the line, And diessing-gowns with embroidered Hems But still the Dominic made no sign. A woman's garter went on tbe book, "I have him at last," quoth the devil bright nlng. Then Satan's side with laughter shook. And he landed the preacher quick as lightning. A TRAMP. That is just it. I was a tramp! In the light of to-day I hate to admit it, but I must. I had been a machinist, with a pretty, gentle wife, good wages, a pleas ant home; and then the hard times came. Hard enough they were to millions be side me, but I did not think of them. I had more means than many others I knew food, if it was coarse, fire enough for warmth but whit I wanted, cried out for, raged that I could not get, was delicate living and luxuries for Annie, for she was dying. I know now nothing could have saved her; consumption is helpless and hopeless; but one day when I went down to the Charleston steamer the day she sailed, to adjust some little matter in the machinery that they thought out of gear, I saw the wife of one of the firm for whom I worked up town brought on board to go to Florida for the winter. She looked a little like Annie; her eyes were clear and gray too, and her face wan and sweet. She was wrapped in soft shawls and lying back in a chair car ried by two servants; a kind-faced nurse was with her and her husband beside her. I had a glimpse at her state-room as I passed through the cabin, for they were arranging it so that she might be settled before the rest of the passengers came' aboard. It was like a nest, crowded with comfort. If I could have stolen that fur-lined cloak and that swing-chair I would have done it; as it was, I swore. What had this woman done to have all, and my patient wife to have nothing ? I kept thinking of all this; brooding day and night as wages grew lower and work less, and Annie faded away. She was a good woman, that wife of mine, and not a bit afraid to die; but she was afraid to leave me in the furious bitterness of my condition then. One day I came home and found her paler than ever. I had brought her an orange, but she could not taste it. I sat down by the lounge and she put her thin, white hands in mino. "Prank," she said in a whisper, "when I am dead try to be good; try to know God. I couldn't talk about it, dear; but I have prayed. God is good, Frank. I know it. I am going borne." I could not bear this. I did not be lieve in it. God good, and Annie dying while that other woman was saved by the money I had as good a right to have as Jim Lawrence! I knew afterward that all the luxuries he lavished on his wife were as useless as the coarse shawl and common food I gave mine. She died before Annie, and away from him. I stooped down to kiss my wife and stop her from such talk. Her lips were cold; her hot hand grew chill in mine; her great gray eyes looked at me with one bright look' of love, and then closed. Annie had gone away. Wei!, why should I work after that? I went to hear Communist harangues, and learned the stale old story that property was robbery. Why was Mr. Lawrence rich and I poor? It was an outrage! Society owed me a living, and I would have it as well as he. I did not stop to consider that he was once poorer than I, and had worked successfully for his money, or to ask why society pwed me a living. I took the specious argu ments of demagogues for what they were on the surface. They suited my fury against man and my ignorance of God too well not to be adopted. It was May when tbe Iridion Works closed but I had not worked there for two months. I had lived on what few dollars I had left after. Annie was buried, and now and then I got a porter's job, for I was as strong as a horse. Still, I always ex pected to go buck to the Works if' the worst came to the worst, and when they closed up for want of orders I felt as if I had nothing to stay in the city for, and like a great many others, I made up my mind that, since I was born into the world, it should give me a free living. I went on the tramp. I can't say I liked it at first; it was a great while before I could sleep well in a barn, or under an old musty hay-stack, but I had grit enough left to persist, and the lazy life, the fresh air, the trees and grass and creatures, all so different from the grimy shops and dirty streets, did seem amazing pleasant. I suppose this sort of life changed me inwardly, too. I got to feel more like a wild beast. I liked to see women shut and lock the door when I came into the yard, and hand out the food I asked for through the window. How I used to scare them! I don't wonder. I was big, dirty, ragged, and full of bad thoughts that showed out at my face and ran over at my lips. I would not have stopped at knocking down any man who came across my way, but they generally let me alone. After awhile I got a revolver. It was never loaded, but it was just as good to frighten women with, and many a one fetched me warm food and drink when I let them see it. I did like to see them turn white and shiver. I was so angry with everything that I liked to terrify and hurt everybody I could. "Hateful and hating one another." That is about as near my state then as I can tell it. So I tramped all summer. I did not think often about Annie. I didn't like to, for good enough reasons. By Sep tember I had got 'way up into Vermont, among the hills, and began to think I must work back to the city, when one day I stopped at an old red farm-house between Tyson and Ludlow to get some dinner. There was a little sort of stoop built out under the roof of the ell part, and the kitchen door opened into it. There was a row of bright milk-pans standing against the wall, to sun, and a bunch or two of herbs hanging up by the door. A great yellow cat ran away when it saw me, and eyed me from under a bench in the wood-shed. It was a poor place enough, but looked thrifty and comforta ble. I knocked, and a young woman opened the door directly. I never saw such a steady face; her eyes were brown, and looked straight at you like a robin's; her mouth was as pure and clean as a child's, and her firm cheeks showed a healthy, even color of pink. Her hair was so tidv. so shining, her calico gown and check apron so perfectly neat, that she seemed somehow as if she was just new, every way. I did not say anything at once, for I felt so dirty and so bad the minute I looked at her. "Well?" she said, in a cool sort of voice, "do vou want anybody.' "I want something to eat," said I arrufflv. "We never give to tramps," she an awered. without any chancre of tone. "I've got to have it!" said I, as crossly as I could. "We have nothing for you," said she, anite unmoved. "Come, hurry up! I've got to have my dinner, and you d better get it ior me pretty quick," I called out with an oath, taking out my pistol and handling it as a threat. Her eves srrew a little darker at that, and she smiled; she was not scared a mite; she only said, very quietly "If a man will not work neither should he eat." "That may be your opinion, miss, but it isn't mine. The world owes me a liv ing and I'm bound to have it," I growled ' 'How so?" she answered. "What have you done for the world to put it in your debt?" I couldn't answer this question; it was like a blow in the face; so I swore again and demanded some dinner. "I shall not give you any," she said, quite as calmly as ever. "If you were sick, or feeble, or crippled, helpless in any way, it would be different; but you are a strong, likely man, and you can earn your living just as well as can. I looked at her slight straight figure. "Do you work for a living?" I asked "Yes; I have worked ever since I was six vears old. 1 was bound out then, and I worked at whip-braiding. I haver 't any relations any near ones I mean; there is nobody to rase care oi me. I have to work, and I am glad I can." I swore a very common oath, calling on God to punish me if I would stand that, if I were she. Her face flushed. "Don't do that again !" she said. "If you want to be lost call upon Satan; he hears such requests gladly. God is your Father; he does not like to punish you even if you ask him to; he'd ever so much rather forgive you.'. I never was so taken back. "Look here," I said, after a moment, "don't you think it's outrageous that a pretty-behaved girl like you should be working for a living when there's thous ands of women no better than you be rolling in their carriages?" "No. God put me here, and them there. God knows best." "Well, you seem to think God knows a good deal. I claim to know some things myself; and I believe folks all have equal rights." "Do you?" she said, "so do I; some rights. Bights to get ready to die and to serve God while we live." She stepped out of the door and picked up a red leaf from the grass. "Can you make such a leaf as that?" she asked, holding it out to me. Why, I knew I couldn't ; and so did she. "Till you can, I expect you had better believe God knows more than you do." I turned and went out into the yard. I couldn't stand her talk, but I could not eret away from it. I never seemed so mean to myself be fore. Here was I, strong healthy, even a skilled workman, tramping about the country begging ! I never had called it begging before, but I knew now what it was, for I seemed to look out of her eyes. About God : well, if there was a God he must know more than I did or he couldn't be God ; perhaps I had made a mistake after all. Jim Lawrence must be a rich man be cause he had more brains than I, with the same chances; and who was to blame about the brains ? I sat down by the little pond there was near by, and fell to thinking, when all of a sudden I looked down into the water and saw a tramp ! a big, dirty, ragged tramp. Good Liord ? it was me ! I wondered that the girl had spoken to me at all, and then I thought what An nie would have said to me like that. The blood seemed to come to my head. I tried to be honest inside, and look things square in the eye. I could not help seeing how little good I had done myself by leaving work. I used to be a good-looking sort of a fellow when I cleaned up of a Sunday, not like this great brute staring up at me out of the still water. I couldn't do much that minute, but I could wash my face, and I did. It was just a beginning, you see; then I got up on my feet and tramped off toward Ludlow. An old woman a mile further on gave me some bread and milk, because I asked for it civily, I suppose, and by night I had got on to the next station below Ludlow, and see ing some hands at work loading up a freight car, I put in and helped. One of them gave me my supper for that, and let me sleep in the barn; it did seem bet ter than begging. The next day I sold my revolver and got a jacket, and before long I got a place on the freight line where I could work my passage, I knew, for I had two dollars left after buying the jacket. I found the Iridion Works shut up still, but I hunted out Mr. Lawrence. I told him all about it all but that girl and he gave my hand such a grip!" "My wife's gone too," he said; and then he sort of choked. Somehow, for all he was a rich man with a great house and I a poor devil of a tramp, there seemed to be something we had to gether. I remembered his wife's great sad eyes and her tired face; money hadn't saved her after all, and his business kept him to home; he didn't have hold of her hand when she died. i Well, he sort of cleared his throat then, and he said: "I'm just going to dinner, Reed; come around to my office on Front street in the morning, and I'll find you a job." And he said it so hearty like I knew he meant it. He was as good as his word. I got work from him right off, and after a while, when I could buy decent clothes, I took to going to meeting; for I could not get what the girl said, when I swore, out of my head. I have got a Bible, too. I knew Annie would like that; but I had to shut it up quick one day when it opened at a sen tence about "the horrible pit and the miry clay." 1 had been there myself, you see! Sometime when I have laid up a little money and I guess it won't be long first, for when it is all said and done I never was one to drink nor yet to gamble I mean to go up to Vermont and find that girl, and maybe I can have a home. I hope she wont know me again. I hate to hide anything from her clean, clear eyes; but I don't see how 1 ever can tell her I was that tramp. Christian Union. Fuss and the Sparrows. The other day a number of gentleman were sitting in the detectives' room in the City Hall when an English sparrow flew near the window, peeped in, and darted away again. Capt. Holzworth, who saw the little fellow, said that when ever he saw a sparrow it reminded him of a little scene which occurred in his yard one cold day last winter. The sparrows, it seems, ascertained the fact that there was a knot-hole in the gable of his house and took advantage of their knowledge by taking possession of the hole and a portion of his attic, where they passed the winter as snug as bugs in a rug. The Captain's wife has a warm spot in her heart for birds. So when the ground was covered with snow, and the little fellows ran a risk of starving to death, Mrs. H. would sweep away the snow and spread upon the ground a fine repast of crumbs. The sparrows soon learned to depend upon her, and told their friends what a fine landlady they had. In consequenee hundreds of them congregated daily about the Captain's house and partook of his charity. Uiose to the spot where the birds were usually fed was a pile of bricks, and upon this pile the Captain s cherished mouser used to station herself for the purpose of watching for prey. As soon as the birds would get comfortably settled about the crumbs the cat would pounce upon them and invariably get a tender spar row for dinner. Finally the birds be came accustomed to the cat's mode of procedure, and would be on the watch whenever they were feeding. They were so alert that "the cat would hardly get ready for a spring before they were up in the air and out of danger. One day they were eating as usual, and the cat as usual was watching them. Like a bolt of lightning the mouser jumped into their midst, but they were too quick for her, and escaped unhurt. Miss Tabby, not discouraged, mounted the pile of bricks again and awaited their return. The sparrows, after flying about for some time, finally settled upon the fence at the foot of the lot, where they held a long and interesting confab. After chat tering away for several minutes, they cautiously returned to their crumbs and resumed their eating, keeping all the while a sharp lookout for the enemy. After the cat had become satisfied that they were too much interested in satisfy ing their appetite to think of her, she made another spring. The birds were up in an instant, and instead of flying away as usual, they formed themselves into a hollow square and charged upon the foe. Some got upon the cat's back and scratched and picked with all their might; others flew right into her face, while the balance made it interesting in the rear. The cat was so surprised at first that she stood unable to move. The birds became more and more infuriated, and fought such a savage battle that they drove the foe down the garden path on a full gallop and under the barn. They returned to their feast and were left to themselves the balance of the win ter, the cat making herself scarce when they put in an appearance. Cleveland Leader. The Guileless Witness. "Do you know the prisoner well?" asked the attorney. ".never new him sick, replied the wit ness. "No levity," said the lawyer, sternly. "Now, sir, did you ever see the prisoner at the bar ?" "Took many a drink with him at the bar." "Answer my question, sir," yelled the lawyer. "How long have you known the prisoner I "From two feet up to five feet ten inches." "Will the court make the" "I have, Jedge," said the witness, an ticipating the lawyer, "I have answered the question. I knowed the prisoner when he was a boy two feet long and a man five feet ten " "Your honor" "It's a fact, Jedge; I'm under my oath," persisted the witness. The lawyer arose, placed both hands on the table in front of him, spread his legs apart, leaned his body over the ta ble and said: "Will you tell the court what yon know about this case ?" "That ain't his name," replied the witness. "What ain't his name?" "Case." "Who said it was?" "You did. You wanted to know what I knew abont this Case his name's Smith." "Your honor," howled the attorney, plucking his beard out by the roots, "will you make this man answer ?" "Witness," said the Judge, "you must answer the questions put to yon." "Land o' Goshen, Judge, hain't I bin doin' it ? Let this blamed cuss fire away. I'm ready." "Then," said the lawyer, "don't beat about the bush any more. You and this prisoner have been friends." "Never," promptly responded the wit ness. "What ! Wasn't you summoned here as a friend ?" "No, sir. I was summoned here as a Presbyterian. Nary one of us was ever Friends he's an old line Baptist, with out a drop of Quaker iu him. "Stand down !" yelled the lawyer in disgust. "Hey ?" "Stand down." "Can't do it, sir. IU sit down or stand up-" "Sheriff, remove that man from the box," Witness retires muttering : "Well, if he ain't the tbick-headedest cuss I ever laid eyes on." f Pes Moines Register. An exchange praises a very large egg which it says was "laid on our table by the Rev. Dr. Smith." Brother Smith seems to be a layman as well as a preacher. A HEROINE OF ROMANCE. His hair was white as snow, but his round visage was rudy still, and his black, beaxj-iike eyes glittered as with the fire of youth. "Capt. Dulnare, will you never grow old," said his friends, which saying in terpreted, meant that he would be hale and hearty to the last, when death would take him suddenly, with no worrying prelude of lengthened helpless decline, as might reasonably be expected, as he had already passed his allotted term of three score years and ten. The beautiful girl at his side was known as his daughter and prospective heiress. Virginia Dulnare was shapely in figure and not too tali. Her features wei e ex quisite, her lips scarlet, her eyes large and brown, and her silky hair like a fleece of gold. Just now the young and flushed face was hidden on the old man's knee. "Do you really love the poor fellow whom they call Hugh Girard?" asked Captain Dulnare, in a fond, disappointed whisper. "Very dearly, papa," was the smoth ered reply. With both his white withered hands he lifted the dainty, blushing face, and looked steadfastly into the big, wistful, brown eyes. "Virgia," he said, in those firm, stern tones that no man ever dared to disobey, "it is my wish and will that you marry Sextus Weldon. You think you love another, but at your age love is but a lightning flash of passion and fancy. I know best what will make you happy. Therefore I have chosen your husband for yon." "I distrust and dispise Sextus Wel don," returned the girl, passionately, springing to her feet. "It is your money, not me, he cares for," A strange look wavered over the round, ruddy visage of the old gentle man. "Another romantic hallucination, my child," he said. "The young man idol izes you. Do you think your old father does not know the signs of love. And, my pretty lamb, Sextus is very rich, and I would like to have you the wife of a worthy man when I am gone." "I had rather be poor and contented, papa," sobbed the child. Then the old man's eyes grew stormy with the anger she feared. "You ungrateful girl ! how ungrateful you will never know till I am dead. Have I not been kind to yon ? Have I ever asked you to do anything that was not for your welfare? Have you not been happiest when you pleased me most ? What is the experience of twenty compared with seventy ? Virginia, prom ise me that you will give up Hugh Girard, and pledge yourself to Sextus Weldon when he asks you V "I promise," answered the awed and weeping girl, and then with a tender kiss Capt. Dulnare sent her away, being well pleased. What varied and momentous events are oftime crowded into a single hour of a lifetime. Before the sun of that day set, Virginia wore on one lilly-white, rose -tipped finger a magnificent diamond ring the symbol of her betrothal to Sextus Weldon. And scarcely hajl the cold, yellow circlet grown warm on her finger before Hugh Girard came for the decisive answer he had expected for many weeks. There were passionate words on the bearded lips of the handsome, blue eyed man, but a single gesture of that sealed hand stopped that utterance. He looked into her face. That face was icy white, and the brown eyes were like the stars of fire. "I understand, Virginia," he said slowly, "they have sold you for gold. You loved me, but you were weak. God help you, darling !" And so Hugh Girard went his way, and Virginia Dulnare fell on her knees, weeping piteous tears in the twilight dusk. A strange sound aroused her. They were calling her to her father's chamber. Trembling, shivering and heartsick, with a strange, portentious dread heavy on her heart, she obeyed the summons. Capt. Dulnare sat ao she had left him. in his easy chair; but the frost-white locks that straggled over the crimson velvet, framed in a bloodless, rigid face. Capt.. Dulnare was dead. L There was a mournful time the necessary inquest, the death watch, and the rather pompous funeral but it passed as all things of anguish and de light must pass into the world of chances. Then came the reading of the dead man's will, and the settlement of his financial afiairs. And with these gross matters of busi ness and lucre, mere came to tne paie, stricken Virginia, a terrible disclosure. Captain Dulnare s large liabilities, secured by heavy mortgages, and his floating debts swallowed up everything. The heiress m prospective was utterly penniless. But that was the smallest sorrow. For by papers of proof left, Virginia was proved to be a child of adoption. She bad been left when a baby on tbe rich man's door step, and he had reared her as his own. And after three weeks of grievous 'em barrassment, Virginia was thrust out into the world with no hope except what she had fixed upon Sextus Weldon. He only came once, and his tones were altered and too supercilious. No matter what he said. But Virginia's sweet face flushed, and she tore the betrothal ring from her shaking hand and gave it back to one who was not loth to receive it. Then she went into the world to win her bread not an easy task for one luxu riously reared. She thought she could do dress-ma King nicely; but to every store and shop to which she applied she was greeted with the one answer: 'Work is rather slack just now, and of course, what we have to give is given to the employes who have been with us longest." It was from the doors of one of these palatial places that she tottered one day, weak from hunger, and on the. marble steps sank down in a deathly swoon. A lady in velvet and silk with, plumes of gray sweeping over her silvery hair, had just ascended from her coupe. She saw the prostrate form, and looking into the drawn, white face, started. "Put this child into the coupe and drive home," she said, abruptly, to the liveried groom. The man obeyed, thinking that of all the mad freaks of his honored mistress this was the maddest. So, when Virginia awoke from her long still swoon, she found herself in quaint, old-fashioned chamber, and not alone. "Where am I, and who are yon?" she asked faintly, of the statelypman who bent over the conch. "You are with one who will never for sake you, my child, even if you had known sin and shame before I found you," said the sweet-faced woman, hold ing close the quivering hands. "I have never sinned; but I have been shamed to the soul by the frowns of pov erty," answered Virginia, while the hectic grew hotter on her cheeks. "Be calm, dear, and listen to what I have to tell you. When I saw yon first lying like one dead on those cold, granite steps, I loved you. You looked, Vir ginia, as my husband looked when he lay in his coffin. I found you name marked on your clothes. It was the name of a little child stolen from me years and years ago. While you have been lying here ill I have made a happy discovery. Can you guess what it is ?" Virginia could not mistake the expres sion of the fond, sweet, handsome face bent so close to her own. "You are my mother," she said. "I am your mother, my darling," an swered the lady; "and henceforth, for Virginia Champney, there shall be no more toil nor trouble, if I can pre vent it." And only for the memory of Hugh Girard, she would have been quite happy. As the daughter of one of the wealthiest and aristocratic ladies of the city, she was perhaps more admired and sought for than Virginia Dulnare had even been. And so it happened one day that Sex tus Weldon came to woo her. ' 'It was very cruel for you to refuse me as you did. Why did you break our engagement, Virgie ?" he asked, with mock sorrow and humility. "I want you for my wife, dear." And with scorn in her eyes and disdain on her lips the girl rejected his suit. "The impudence of the fellow is amusing," laughed Mrs. Champney. "When Capt. Dulnare chose a husband for you, he should have chosen more wisely. I think I shall be a better match maker, Virgie." "Are you so anxious to lose me," asked the girl, with humorous naivete. Mrs. Champney smoothed her grey tresses, soberly. "Virginia, you must marry sometime, you know. But there is no reason why you should not still remain my daugh ter. I only hope that your future hus band may prove as good and tender and faithful as your father was. And now put on your hat and shawl. I am going to take you to see a hero of romance. He is the son of one of the old friends of my school-girl days. Once upon a time we made a foolish compact, that our first son and daughter should become hus band and wife." "Oh!" gasped Virgie, thinking of Hngh Girard, and wondering, with a shudder, if she was to be the victim of match-making all her life. "Well, this poor fellow fell in love with a beautiful girl, who loved him, but she rejected him for a richer lover. In his despair he left his native place, and in California - - that land of gold he made a fortune. But with money came misery also. He came home, and it is said to die. Virgie, you are so sweet and winning that I guess you can catch this desolate heart in the response, yon know. Then the old compact will not have been made in vain." Virginia listened with a sinking heart. "I cannot marry this man unless he asks me," she returned, bitterly. "He will ask you," was the decided response, as the big piebald roan was reined up before the house. Mrs. Champney led her daughter to a beautiful room on the second floor. "Listen," she said, pausing before the door, which was slightly ajar. "Virgie, my lost love! Virgie oh, my Virgie!" The color flew into the white cheeks of the astonished girl. "God bless you for this, mother!" she said, rushing into the room where Hugh Girard lay sick almost unto death. "I am here, Hugh," she cried. What words were said in that chamber of illness, may not be told. Virginia came out after half an hour with a contented smile on her sweet young lips. "He will live?" said her mother, kiss ing the blushing girl. "Yes, he will live for me," answered Virgie. And somebody who witnessed the grand wedding that occurred a month later, spoke of the lovely bride, Virginia, as a heroine of romance. What was Paid fob Illinois. The Chicago Tribune prints an old document of considerable historic interest. It is a deed of conveyance of land bearing date of July 20, 1773. The parties of the first part are ten Indian chiefs of the differ ent tribes of the Illinois nation of In dians, representing all of them, and the parties of the second part are twenty-two white men of Philadelphia and Pittsburg, Pa., and London, England. The con sideration for an immense tract of land, including the whole of the State of Illi nois and a good part of Wisconsin, is thus expressed in the deed : Two hun dred and sixty strouds, AM blankets, ooU shirts, 150 pairs stroud and half-thick stockings, 150 stroud of breech-cloths, 50 pounds gunpowder, iuuu pounds ieau, one gross of knives, 30 pounds of vermil lion, 2000 gun flints, 200 pounds of brass kettles, 200 pounds of tobacco, 3 dozen gilt looking glasses, 1 gross gun-worms, 2 gross of awls, 1 gross of fire-steels, 16 dozens of gartering, 10,000 pounds of hour, 500 bushels of Indian corn, V hor ses, 12 horned cattle, 20 bushels of salt and 20 guns. These articles having been "paid and delivered in full council, the deed was signed and executed before a French notary public at Kasaskia Village. She Could Not bb Bought. A miser who had "struck it rich" in one of the Colorado districts put up at a Chicago hotel a few days ago. He evidently had journeyed East to see the world. He was about thirty years of age, rough and uncouth, like most miners, and dressed in the permanent style prevailing in Western mining towns that is to say, he wore high-heeled boots, a pair of pantaloons "picked a year too soon," a wide-brimmed, soft felt hat and a red flannel shirt. During his first meal at the hotel a comely young woman who sat opposite won his heart completely. The miner went directly to the proprie tor of the hotel and said that he wished to propose marriage to the young woman. By skillful manosuvering the latter was informed of the romantic turn of affairs, but, like a good girl, she wanted nothing to do with a stranger. Taking another tack,, the miner then approached the girl's father, who, seeing that the miner's proposition was in every way well in tended, showed no resentment. The girl was called to the room. No sooner had she entered than the lover placed 50, 000 in money on the table, with the re mark that if "the little girl would have him thar's her wedding present." But the girl refused point-blank and the dis consolate miner went to another hotel. Sara Bernhardt's Whims. When Sara Brenhardt left the convent it is recorded in The Theatres of Paris, she hesitated between being a nun or an actress. When she was at last an actress, and perhaps the most notorious in France, she suddenly felt that she had missed her vocation, and that she was really intended for a sculptor. She called for the modelling clay and the tools of the trade ; she took a few les sons, and at the annual art exhibitions s '.nee she has exhibited various pieces of sculpture of varying merit not as ama teurish and quite as startling as one might expect. Her latest attempt was a statute for M. Garnier's new Opera House at Monaco, which that clear sighted architect peremptorily rejected. She passes all her days in her studio when she is not rehearsing or riding rap idly on horseback; but already, in spite of her success as a sculptor, has she turned her ever-restless intellect to the sister art of painting. In all this there is a certain savor of merely meretricious sensationalism. The very thinness of which Mile. Bern hardt complains is sometimes exagge rated willfully by the costume she chooses, and gloves too full are deliber ately wrinkled along the arms to increase the attenuated impression. In all the recklessness of character, in the sudden freak for sculpture and painting, in the balloon trips described by herself at length in a volume profusely illustrated by M. Clairin, in the hastily dictated ar ticles contributed to newspaper, in the eccentric caprices which give rise to strange tales of a skeleton in her studio, and of a coffin in which she sleeps, in the willingness to sacrifice to the impulse of the moment the demands of art, which must be steadily sought and long wooed ere it be won in all this there is evi dence of conscious self-advertisement, not to say a distinct trance of charlatanry. Why His Fine Was Remitted. There is a good story told about town, in which Governor Blackburn figures quite prom inently. A Marysville saloon-keeper, Martin Grimes, was fined $250 at a re cent term of the Criminal Court for keeping a pool table, on which he al lowed minors to play, in violation of a city ordinance. Martin was a Federal soldier, and lost a leg in the service of his country. He has supplied the miss ing member by a cork imitation, which is so perfect that none but intimate friends know that he is maimed. Acting under the advice of his lawyer, Martin visited H rankf ort to appeal in person to the Governor for a remission of his fine. Before going to the Governor's mansion he unscrewed his cork leg and left it in the care of a friend, and with a cane and crutch hobbled into the Gubernatorial presence. He told his story, showed his honorable discharge from the army "for wounds received on the field of battle," and was reading a long list of names of distinguished Marysvillians appended to his petition for a remission, when Mrs Blackburn entered the room. Discover ing that her husband and the one-legged man were discussing business matters she apologized and started to leave the room through a door at the time elosed. Martin Grimes is a shrewd sort of fellow, and withal something of a cavalier. With none of the grace of a Chesterfield, but with all the instinctive politeness which a courtier shows his queen, he hobbled to the door, and with a Louis XrV. grace swung it open for the wife of the Governor to pass out. Dr. Black burn noted this, and as Martin hobbled back to the table, rose to his feet, grasped the old soldier's hand and cried enthusiastically, Grimes, 1 shall cer tainly remit your fine, and my only regret is that I have not the power to re mit the Commonwealth Attorney's fees also. Corr. Courier-Journal. Profits op Poultry Keeping. A correspondent of the Poultry World gives "facts and figures " as follows, to show that poultry pays : "One of my neigh bors has for several years been experi menting largely in poultry. His stock consists of White and Brown Leghorns and Light Brahmas. lie started at the commencement of last year with 108 fowls. He kept an accurate account of the re ceipts and expenditures. They produced 7879 eggs. His total receipts in eleven months for eggs and fowls sold, adding what he had consumed, amounted to $244 96; cost of feed and other expenses, 8117 85; leaving a clear profit of $127 11. He had ninety-eight fowls on hand De cember 1, which he considers worth more than the 108 fowls he had at the commencement of the year. He has a pair of Brahmas that weigh 26 pounds. Keeps his fowls shut up all the year round. Has a large hennery, the house fronting the south. Gives a variety of food, such as corn, oats, buckwheat, all in grain and wheat screenings, coarse feed and corn meal. Also, feeds once a day beef scraps, and three times a week with onions and turnips chopped together." JOB PRINTING. -THE Gazette Job Printing House IS NOW PREPARED TO DO Plain and Ornamental Printing, As neat and Cheap as it can be done by any Office on the Coast. till Heads, Letter Head Mote headH, stu euientn, P. Ojcrammea, Ball Tiefceta. Invitations Circular, r. Boat aei rd, VlaUlnff t arda. Labels. Dodger. Small Poster. Kuvelopes, l.eical Blank1 Bank Hates, snipping- Beceipis, Order Books, Dun, Tag-. Me., Ete -Orders by mail promptly filled, mates furnished. Esti- $15 TO $6000 A YEAR, or $5 to $20 a day in your own locality. Ho risk, wo men do as well as men. Many make more than the amount stated above. No one can fail to make money fast. Any one can do the work. You can make from 50cts to $2 an hour by devoting your evenings and spare time to the business. It costs nothing to try the business Nothing like it for money making ever offered before. Business pleasant and strict ly honorable. Header, if you want to know all about the best piying business before the public, send us your address and we will send you full particulars and private terms free; samples worth $5 also free; you can then make up your mind for yourself. Address GEORGE STINSON CO., Portland, Maine. l:31y 1 Rupture From a Merchant. Dayton, W. T., Feb. 10, 18T9. W. J. Home, Proprietor California Elastic Truss Co., 702 Market street, San Francisco Sir: The Truss I purchased of you about one year ago has proved a miracle to me. I have been ruptur ed forty years, and worn dozens of different kinds ot Trusses, all of which have ruined my health, as they were injurious to my back and spine. Your valuable Truss is as easy as an old shoe, and is worth hundreds of dollars to me, as it affords me so much pleasure. I can and do advise all, both ladies and gentlemen, afflicted, to buy any wear your modern improved Elastic Truss imme diately. I never expect to be cured, but am satisfied and happy with the comfort it gives me to wear it. It was the best $10 I ever invested in my life. You can refer any one to me, and I will be elad to answer any letters on its merrits. I remain, yours respectfully, D. B. Bunnell. Latest Medical Endorsements. Mabtinez, Cal., Feb. 17, 1879. W. J. Heme, Proprietor California Elastic Truss Co., 702'Market street, S. F. Sir: In re gard to your California Elastic Truss, I would say that 1 ha'-o carefully studied its mechanism, ap plied it in practice, and do not hesitate to say that for all purposes for which Trusses are worn it is the best Truss ever offered to the public Yours truly, J. H. Carothebs, M. IX Endorsed ly a prominent medical In still te. San Francisco, March 6, 1879. W. J. Home, Esq. Sir: You ask my opinion of the relative merits of your Patent Elastic Truss, as compared with other kinds that have been tested under my observation, and in reply I frankly state that from the time my attention was first called to their simple, though highly mechanical and philosophical construction, to gether with easy adjustibility to persons of all ages, forms or sizes. I add this further testimony with special pleasure, that the several persons who have applied to me for aid in their special cases of rupture, and whom I have advised to use yours, all acknowledge their entire satisfaction, and consider themselves highly favored by the possession of the improved Elastic Truss. Yours truly, Barlw J. Smith, M. D. Proprietor Hygienic Medical Institute, 635 California street, San Francisco. A REMARKABLE CURE. San Francisco, Oct 26, 1879. W. J. Heme, Proprietor California Elastic Truss, 702 Market street, San Francisco Sir I am truly grateful to you for the wonderful CURE your valuable truss has effected on my little boy. The double truss I purchased from you has PER FECTLY CURED him of his painful rupture on both sides in a little over six mouths. The steel truss he had before I bought yours caused him cruel torture, and it was a happy day for us all when he laid it aside for the California Elastic Truss. I am sure that all will be thaukful who are providentially led to give your truss a trial. You may refer any one to me on this subject Yours truly, Wm. Pbbu, 63S Sacramento Street. This is to crtify that I have examined the son of Wm Peru, and find him PERFEC ! LY CURED of Ileruia on both sides. L. Dkxter LYFORn, M. D. Surgeon and Physician. Trusses forwarded to all parts of the United States at our expense on receipt of price. Rend Stamp for Illustrated Catalogue and Priee .ni. Giving full information and rules for measuring. California Elastic Truss Co. 702 Market Street, S. F. HALL'S SAFE AND LOCK CO. CAPITAL, $1000,000. General Office and Manufactory, CINCINNATI, OHIO. Pacific Branch, 211 and 213 California St., San Francisco. (H AS. H. DODD St CO., PORTLAND, Agents for Oregon and Washington Ter II ALL'S PATENT CONCRETE FIRE-PROOF SAFES. Have been tested by the most disastrous confla grations in the country. Thoy are thoroughly fire-proof. Thoy are free from dampness. Their superiority is beyond question. Although about 150,000 of these safes are now in use, and hundreds have been tested by some of the most disastrous conflagrations in the country, there is not a single instance ou record wherein one of them ever failed to preserve its contents perfectly. HALL'S PATENT DOVETAILED TENON AMD OROOVK BURGLAR-PROOF KAFES. Have never been broken open and. robbed by burglars or robbers. Hall's burglar work is protected by letters patent, and his work cannot be equaled lawfully. His patent bolt is superior to any in use. His patent locks cannot be picked by the most skillful experts or burglars. By one of the greatest improvements known, the Gross Automatic Movement, our locks are operated withont any arbor or spindle passing through tbe door and into the lock. Our locks cannot be opened or picked by bur glars or experts, (as in case of other locks), and we will put from $1,000 fo $10,000 behind them any time aeainst an eaual amount. THEY ABE THE BEST SAFE Made in America, or any other country. One Tliousiiiul Dollars To any person who can prove that one of Hall's patent burglar-proof safes has ever been broken open and robbed by burglars up to the present time. C. W. Pool, Traveling Agent. Office with C. H. Dodd A Co., Portland, Oregon C. B. PARCELLS, Manager, S. P. AUGUST KNIGHT, Cabinet Maker, UNDERTAKER. Cor. Second and Monroe Sts., CORTiLLH, OUWI. Keeps constantly on band all kinds of FUBNITUaE. COFFINS AND CASKETS. Work done to order on short notice, and at r-iiMOiiall- rult'ii. Corvaliw. Jan. 1. 177. W?lK