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... . , , -tvV kVAWUV RVIV -.. (1. li J If . II I If II I HI ... ,,; . i ,JH i if 11 II 1 11 II " r 1 . -- 1 !! d , I I l-i rk . K oo ttmitf .sen. oo sr, oo 1MMW mo or BUBscRimox: mast aopy, par r.. Btiurla opjr, sis MiU.,, .. in! py. Urn S 104-la auaibar I 10 PROFESSIONAL CARDS. Ilomepathlc Physician, - V . , jj ... ... v '' ', ' aistt O friCS AND RESIDENCE, 8KCOND u dwwea of tha Court House, Albany, SpeoUl kttenUon tfTen U th dlaMkM of ""um ana c&uarmu. istf W. O. P1PE1J, ATTCSXEY AX3 CCUKSEIC3 AT 1AW. will pmatle In U the CoarU at tb rrompt attention gtrra to ooUao UooauKl oon Tjaeiaw. iXfflo on Moond floor of Brtgna uuini, w owr n im un, i-u. T. P, OACKLESIAIV, ATTORNEY AT LAW, AUAIT, BCX jKVOfflo In the Court Uooae. F. r.1. MILLER, TTORNEY AT LAW. LEBAXOX OHECO). a ,!. t - , .. . . . . tu inoln to all l 1m oourU of tha BUte. tmnM a tpntaltty. i J. A. YAIVT1S, : ATTORNEY AKO COUNSELOR AT UW COSYAUXS, ORX80W. 'U1 mtlw la tU th Caana t tit aut ; r ia Coart liuaar ;- , i ' ; - Waii. t j i i f ; i -J. W. CALUUL"!, " AUORMEY is CC'JMSELGR AT IAW, wul MaaUaa In all b Cwti In tk M. 4 aaJ a JudidW tMatrtet; la Uit Maprm kounat- (coa, and la lb DaJUd Waua tt rMt aod Ctraua Oanft. aoaa la Parrlaa'a briek Moos, ' OUtoa on tain la (nl irataav, Albany, van 171. D. IX Ocnley, ATTORNEY AT LAW. AXSAXT, lUCtl. o FHCE 17 WEST tltOXT STREET. Bfwnai attention -Avon to ooUactiona. ATTORNEY AT LAW, ALBA5T. 0SXQ05. f ! i ' ! V aOffla tha Ooart Hoawa.-n ateau. afaJaT. HA V H 17 SX IV. "ATTORNEY "AT" LAW. : c8TAii-xmsaoi.; 1 ; ' 8atal attaatlao toaoUerUaa of aeroaata. taatoorewnta of ftabm . j. CUAi. E. ITOLVCBTOa, ; .TT8xm in - csnssiit 17 Uf, , , LBA5T. pKIXKW. , ; .in rroman! brick, op ataln. inorjno couselci at law -3ollaotlooaaataKy. apgl. J, K WEATHETLJOIID, ATTORNEY AT LAW, - " iuirr, nKEcna-. ' '' WILL PSACnCB IX ALL TOT COCBT1 OF TEX IF Staaa.- tpartal artaatiiai atTaalot illanii lad yiuiMia atHK . ATOaVa ta Brirga BoOditiftr. B. ARNOLD, LL D., ' fiomepUUc Thy tlclan. . AUAjrr, xx. irfcimca hours from w to ia and from 2 to 4, Cnonie Lriaoaaoa and Httr gory a Hpadalty. . nlOtt s .tit- s ...... . . . . MIMI. ma doctob is a (HUnVAn op thVuhi- X VEilSmr Madiaai Cufleev of New Tort, and a at BotWraa Hnarttal Madkai ilif XawTork. d9OealoI)r. BatoaiInirStra. r TUaTaf Q. WILOOX, - i Ueraeopathie Plif siclan, ; A1.3ASIT, OBEGoir. aTOfficB Oar rwaa&gVa'a Oroaary Stan. ' ' ' Tl3n8tf - ; Dr. T,X. COLDS3!f , ...... n i .. im : , Dr. abtmm tiAtt Ad KiPKRtEfrpB nr treaUnf ttaa varloaa dlaeaaaa to whlab taa aye and aa aubjaea, aad feeJa eanltdantof Kivtng aotlra aataotaon to taxna trao naay auav utaoueiaea uow uia aar. , D. B.Ric0,H D., Physician;. 4 and ; ; Surgeon. OFFICE at Cr Plnmmer'a Drag Store. Bestdenotf on the itreet leading U the pepot, at tna crosain Ttha Canal. Physician .' ontl ' Surgeon. 0 FFICE AND RESIDENCE ON LYON Street, 853, near tne depot, . AKSAJST. CSEa03. , Offloe hours, day and nigbU ' 3-n3 Physician and Surgeon, AiWtMy orga ,:; : j t- : i .1 '.' Obatawiaa aad dtaaaaca of wotaca and ebildrae a paaaHf. Otboa and rmdsnaa on Pint Btreat, opao aua Fuaur! new brick block, orar BcdncU'a Stun. Physician and. Surgeon. 'ATbimj, Or; , - . O FFICiS IN ROMAN'S ELOCKi Zleaideuoe on Tiurd slreetnearly op posite the if. 13. CSiurcb, goutn. lU:i . V0L.XIV. OllaOj TRIED, AXS TRUE. iMatawoaawfJ atMtUot TTFiXTCAN 'I Iltistang Liniment, 70S XAV AND SXAST. TM11Imi rmj linerltldu irl llm prtm lihn la Wr Uhocorr a auarWat aanootM fdr tkaawladiM of krrchtl-. Ita tasi au baaa prultin tor S) mn, nattt mow n frlrrlM t Mil M tot. Taa Mwilcaa Mnataa UaiaMBl ! a Buttrkiru terWniilalliwot t coaa taot-Mt, aan all. WBow tarat taa, ' rav-weraa, ahoaldaNat, aaaaca. taa toua aa4 UatopalaoaeaaivtllMaa4taMcta.Ba4awr ana iawli to pan tiniaiiif ad aah Ufa. H tan avatr axtcnat teaaala hoiaaa, aaeh : aaaw, aoralchaa. awtaar. apralaa, loaaarr, I la aan.itarbooa.aBV.atc. ;- " Taa Haadeaa M taag 1 talanal la taa ffalttait ara la taa world for aoetdf amrrU la tk aUr, ta taa taaea at a bajslelaa. aash aa anna. aeaUa. (prataa, nu, at, and tot caaaauk. auttaaaa nrMnad braxpuav. far- - iaterr TaiaaMatoMiaara. f : U la taaeaiaii mwtfj ta taa world, far H laiiiaiialii aiaaiU aaaaa Baaa,a U gaaarany aafflekml to ear. fnataaalailaiiai i pat km Uim oc aeuaa,iJka iaraav aoaa haa 3 Docroa it. marcnr,' Physician and Hurgton T Tantig permartfintTT' located In tbs eHy oc Albany, anu ontatna upon to lLirtT-&iaTaar of aia practiea, leauMOUTully tenderm. fcia iwriaaiaaal.aerrwaav4a tba ettiaaonoAJMany and atuneunOiair. eopn try. '. .VJ i Ji..j.,.i ' J, !Ji arJ(non at loabay A Maaon'a Umj Kfaacawca on -ftm Bornei yjxma CAHH!ldEAX0 V.ISCI ,V mATWEACTVUEUS ! "O Oct T Ara praparad to raanafartnra aanrlaeaa and vacana at abac anon natiaa and of tna vary BEST HATEBIAL. Tbayatakatha Pinrnv Ciiium a va aoaraun or tna nantav, . i rmmm aid jhiyorx Aooa at (nortaot aotiea aod la aha anaat SKILLFUL MANNER. Tidraacfcaai mmll t. tanantad to ba STAR BAK13RY PROVISION STORE! , CtuntAB aVSB, rran. . , Ooiner of Flnt aad Broaoalbla SU AV ttany. ! : : ...I A larga stock of fnoh kapt eonataatly on band. Allklnnaof In tbakr acaaon. waoaU KcUrered tinr Fart af the city - Vnaa of TUa:ctr, MARX ' BAUMG ART ..... : , ., . , s , ham nrtn orimnu our a , . BVXfS 00rMAXTLY 0B.BAaD.':' ' THE FDESX SlUliDS 0? WISES, LIQUOBS, TOBACCO & CIOAES. ' ' Tlve) Clearnt4t Mt. Inaia, 1 STONEWALL WHISEEY, ' ' Tha flneat rhlakoy In the Stated v i r Wkiakief ifrt: teh Brandie, Sberry, rort, uaret, ana all otber kinds ? - sf wises, Gia, Ale,.Bee)Y, 1 1 .' sb .4 i'rter.i .v... Bitten sf eve ry kisd, snd tke best brands ef 1 ftbacce nnd Cism. SaTl want aver f body to nndoratand that I bare opened on t a Srat-olaas new liq uor store, where eity and country deal en oan procure t heir etooks at JforUadd prtoaa, with only t roieht added. Koama ontite ao rner of Front and Ferry Streeta, Allauiy, Oi gon. XHi. f ' P. A. Lahraaan. Bolloi iar of Aaaerieaa aad Prei?a Fatasta itimi.-u. L L C All buaiagM aewaetd iUi Pataiu, wuwr ba bra taa Pacwit Oniee or tha Coorta, promptly auoiui' ail to. Ho ckarc a nude Biuaaa a patent M aaeurad. jMaa uraamuar. . tunx .TtKockmoiudtumMnRlilimulikv A atacto aaltia ctfm mm a aaaaia Kfart taa latuaian at an aaatasaa bona, ax. aaw.oraaecB. (raoa ova aaorua caiarwiiutl WAanixtiTox urrrasu , WASriiKUToN, D. a7l)eo. Cth, 167d. Wnile the oity ia filling with utran gon, suj one sees familiar fucoa of Con gressmen who return to sorre eut tie three remaining months of their term, thoughts ana! incidents touching thin one and that naturally come to mind. None but those who, en duty right here, have seen the coming and going af men in publio life realize how rapidly the scene changes. It is like the erolu tions of the KaJudeeeoptv The men who are to-day the leading actors in vents, and whose lives seem oloaeir iy terwoven with the country's being, td- anorrow step down and out, seldom missed. Now and then one elected to Congress returns year after year, and becomes a landmark, as it were but at a rule they serve their brief . day and pass into oblivion. i Everybody is talking about the tihui stud changes in the personol of the next House. It is seldom that so many prominent members are left oat at en time, yet peihas thero never was S time when a clean sweep could be made wltnless "detriment ta the public good. Nearly half the members of the present House, failed o be returned, and the unfortunate ones are nrjont' erenlydtr Tided between the two parties. I vet Abram S. Hewitt to-day : and obsrurvs that tke troubled -almost pained ex pression of his countenance las not de parted. Of i all the ua-rotomed tnenv Vera nono will be more generally missed tLau IfuwitL He suffers trreatlr from dysepaia, nervousness anal loss of sleep which renders him very exoteable and irriuUe:yet with all that he is a work. er and a tlioron;Uly honest exerienced man whose usefulness is the greater from the eatoem in which ho is held by his sssoeintes of iroth rtit. u But he remarked onee that he did not regard John Kelly a statesman,' and for that error of judgment Kelly named another man to represent the district when the nominating convention assembled this year. - Hewitt was a member of the joint committee that framed the bill creating tke Electoral Commiaaion, and in the sincerity of bis nature took a good deal of stock in the candid pro fessions of his Republican asaocistes on the committee, particularly Hoar and Edmunds.. Both the latter were put ea the comm iaaion to assist in construing the law which they had helped to cre ate. ..After it became evident that these two statesmen'were voting to 'exclude evidence regarding the Louisiana and Florida frauds, I have seen Hewitt pac ing toe floor 61 his committee room de claiming against their perfidiy. It is said that he sleeps fewer hours than any other man in Ametica. Somebody re cently told the story ef his discomfiture by a crowing roontor in the vicinity of Ins quarters, lie stood it a long as he could and then o lie red a colored waiter five dollars for "that d d roos ter's bead," and it was shortly brought to him like John the Baptist's, on s salver. ' The thrifty waiter bonsht the rooster lor scventy-ave cenu and sola the remains to Welcker for fifty cents. which, with five dollars for the head. made a comfortable proGt out of the transaction. , Money is no object to this sleepless Congressman. 15 Ho is very rich and buys any house that he fji'i-- he can eloc in. , One winter ho runted elegant quarters here, and them took all the adjoining apartments to prevent be ing disturbed. In; doing this be cat Senator Conkl rag eat of his former quarters and created an unfriendliness which lasted some tune. . Another of the prominent unfortn. nates U Milton Sajler, whoy. had he been re-elected, would Tory likely have tucceeded Randall as Speaker. ' A oora. bination of circumstances favored bis selection, i. Sajler is one of the "rood fellows' in public life, whom everybody likes, and s man of considerable ability withal, yel be is not essentially lead er, nor in fact A worker; - He likes good company,' goo3 .' wine, with, . ease and comfort. . The boys say too that he is not averse to little game of draw. In habit and disposition Say lor, some what resembles . Carter Harrison, an other western member who failed to connect. : The Chicago papers facetious ly talk about "Our Carter," but hero in Washington be is known as "Marine Band Harrison.'' '. At the first session of the 44th Congress Holman, of, Indi ana, and some of the oiber " economists, who have no music in their soul, un dertook to out tha item ior the support of this band out of tlin " appropriation bill. .fVitt.oiiti that ;bknd life at the cupitol would be reduced to a barren idittlity." Itah-iHou took in' tha 'situa tieu and rosa to .the ; -occasion. Jn an off-hand speech he detailed how he pro posed, upon the election of , Tildon, to cock his feet upon the ballustrades of the White Hou, and listen to the heaven ly music of 'that bakd"Just as ' the ;;Re IMiblicatui. had Vdonei That , settled ii. He bad created s laugh and saved tho band.'"'! H"" -..inii-t I-si , Governor S waiin, of ilary lane j is an other of the old ''Stagers - who got left. The Governor has' been it Congress fiw terms and wanted ta corns : Sgau;'; but ba got married but ' summer to a rich eld girl, a' widow of sixty; and.whUe off cpurting and honeymooning some pf tbe younger bloods in hi district net the pins np: against "bint jTho' Go'vernor is very rich , and , most,.' tso ipld .to bo of great usefulness ia- Congress. Once in a while be makes a: Jittle 'speech.' of at fcast the 5drjci,'cre4ils bim witb doing soy but I doubt if ' anybody: has t heard himi'When. be stands up .to.taut be is perfectly - motionless J except a slight movement of the lower jaw, and that the only sign Hbat - hi is sayin Any thing, as bis tOI .small '.voice'r-.cannofc be heard, three feet away. '--He is a lib. oral entdrtame!1, and next to Fernanda Wood gives the most elaborate dinner parties f any Congressman. These ALBANY. OREGON, FltlDAY, DKCEXIliEH two aud Mr. Hewitt probably oxcel any -j three men ever in Congress in' tli j glorious art of tickling 'the palates u'.'y their friends. "Fernando" is the on. one of the three who oomes bsuk, at ho bad a tight squeese, both in tke nc , inaung , convention and at the jxj. He lost caste somewhat . with tho par by bis course during the exciting tit ' of the Electoral ' Count. It did ! strange to see this old Bourbon Den crat bob-nobing with Kucene Halo, a t other radicals, and takinz the lcinlur- sbip of the Itepublicans agninHt those of bis own party who were determined to defeat tho count by fHibusUiiintr. Hos tility to Tilden has bean , ssiigued one of the proelling causes. , There is not a greater aristocrat in manner, bear ing and general appearance, than this Fernando Wood. He Is as straight .as ramrod, while irom bis dress, dignity, white moustache, and soldierly carriage, one might readily mistake him for Kai ser WiThelm. If ho was ever opular with the rabble, as must have been the case in tbe palmy days of hU career in tw i oik, it was ixiore no married a rich wife, and took, to the exclusive wava of bloated bondholders. ' On the other side of the house there are quite as many notables to sink frem view after March 4th. Eugene Halo i amoug the first. , He is ceiuidomd a man of fair ability, but his chief promi nence ss a leader comes from iur!ia- mentary knowledge, and a tendency to get on his feet ofiener than anybody else. When Blaine was in the Heuee, Hale was such a close follower of his that Cox one day in the heat of debate termed bim "Blaine's little Pup;" but tbe language was withdrawn. The name efteneat applied to him is "Bub" Hale, and. I am not quite certain whether it arose from his relationship to Zach Chandler or bis lieutenancy to Blaine. Townsend, of New York, Is another of tbe vanquished. He is the humorist of the "Republican side, though there is nothing so very funny in anything ho says. It is the vindictive style of hu mor, if rach s designs'! n is prrataa- ble. llo la a short white haired man of sixty, and bitter partisan. .- The only thing funny about bun is his grotesque gestures, and the curious way he has of lifting his left leg. Besides these there Is Bucbsrd. of Illinois, dress parade Banks, and last, though by no means least, lien Butler. Bat I must out this thing off someajher. riiojio. . (Haw Yarkaw XXCaVTWISTISSS IS rMIBfBK. There are practices which are tolcrat ed in religious congregation which Christians, who are jealous of tbe hon or of their Master's house, should ut terly condemn. Decorum is tho hand maid oi devotional failing, and for this reason a church should never be dis turbed by the slightest aoproac j lo ir reverence. "It U a part of my religion," said s pious old lady, whin sake J why she went early to church, '"It ia a part of my religion not to interrupt the religion of others." And we believo if many a congrega tion made it a part of their religion not to twist their necks out of joint to witness the entrance of every jrrnon wb j passed up the a'sle of a churh, it would be ' better for their necks and their relfgion. A gross abase of reli gious decorum sometimes needs a harsh remoily. We give that adapted by Henry Clay liean, who was at one time tbe chaplain of . Congress. The anec dote is from a paper called the I'aeifie Afetfuxlisl. : .' Being worried one aletmoon by this turning practice in' the congregation, Mr. Dean etopped in his sermon and aid: , . ... , . . j -. , "Now, you listen to mo, and 111 tell you who the people are as each ono of them comes in." lie went on with bid discourse until a gentleman entered, wlen he bawled out, like an usher : , "Deacon A who keeps the shop over the way." ' lie went on with his sermon, when presently another , man passed up the aisle, when bs gave his name, residence and occupation; so he continued for some time. . At length some one opened the door Who was unknown to Mr. Doan, when be eried out : "A little old man, with a drab coat and an old . whits bat; don't know him look for yourselves.'' ; ' The congregation was cured. ' " ! ' aiai Bismarck, Dakota Territory, Cor. N. V. Triljtrna.J , DWTIXO . TM PXA1XS IS A rAKAfY A car arrived here yesterday that is worth noticing. ; It bails frem Worces ter, Massachusetts, and is the bunting Palace-car- of Jerome- Uarblo. He is a wealthy gentleman, who has a mania for outrdoor sport, for four years be has taken in .the Northern ' Pacific country. ' His car ' was on ex hibition at the Centennial, and is con sidered a rare . piece of workmanship. The fittings of, the interior are bis own. Mr. Marble s , family accompany , him, with a few invited guests. The car is a bouse in itself. It has a fine draw-; ing room, twenty-four feet Jong, which in tarn , is i used -as : dining , room and sleeping apartments; , Op. the floor is A velvet carpet, with several easy rockers and an ' upright piano. The ladies amuso themselves as in any well regu lated mansion. There is a neat kitch en, with all the improved machinery of that important apartment. There is an armory and coat room,J-,The outsido door has a doorbell,. and strangers - are expected to notice ,it when' they call., Under the car is a large coal ' and ice box' 'The rear platform is for kitchen backets ana game. .There is also aconv men car for dogs, boats and, other nec essary articles not proper in an elegantly-appointed, residence. . The proprietor has a contract -With the railroad com pany that requlreav any train t couple oh to his cars when be signals far the same, i i be party, has been out since September 2d. Ducks, chickens, geese and antelope have been their principal conquest, ' ' l: " -'' J ' ' 1 . : I . fl .! ,!'iU lj -U , " - aaa a 1 ,. '.....r'.l U"' IRt. Umlt 1-o.l.J A rBAIaUE ttl'KU ' ' Htl til fl At a- I ti i ,: : . ---a go, Aium uomie um native county of Shannon, mo.; whoro he was engaged in cattle 'aumg, for Northern Texas, where be JmumhhI two years, and there one of tho most exciting incident of his career rined. Jlis fame as a marksman Docnnie notorioim 1 ,i .,!..! , "oldies ranch lived William Purrell, ?M ",h WM tooro ftmilislarly termed, Bloo.ly JJilL This Bloody 1& was a notod rulUan and dospewulo. His feats m inarkfwnnship were likewise as tounding, and probably no man in the Isus Htar HUte excelled bim in hand-J eg mo riilo. He became jealous of " imtit ami managed , to uwkt k quaricl with him, which resulteti in I challonge. After a short eowtulution, they , dectdud that , duel should be tuugui, nut, ln consequencn Qt the Mix- M-oruinary ssill or the i-xrties, at S long distance. . , V (i . i On the open prairie, about two tnils distant, grow two post-oak trei. They were four hundred and twenty yards ajiart, anu were the oidy trees on that pot. All around was open, timberloas '"T,1?,, T." dcUl GoUie and Bill should both t.ko up a positing behind the respective trees, and then blaxo away at each other. Tho Texas hoped by this means tn tir...i i.i i shed, or at loast to proven t a fatal ter mination oi urn duel. The welimin. rias beimr settll ), .ui. ntnunla.1 I...u ..... v. the prairie to the aulected sit. , OoUie took hut position behind one of the .. v. uuim na roue eut on trees, anu IJtll enMOunl himself bo. bind the other. The the crowd then rode to a slight uudu lating eminenoo on th tut they were to remain as spectators. One of them was to give the signal for the beginning of the conW by firing hu rille in the air, and the re-wrt was to be tho aiznal to tho duli; gin their bloody work. Uoldie waii anxuiiuly the detonation of tha liOej "" auauetuy sounded on the air i ibrn began tbe duel at the lonsast range ever recorded. Gold in aJv..1 from behind Uie tree in a krienlini. ture, when, whix I his sombrero was perforald by ball from Bloody BUl's rifle. Vuick as ligbUing he dropiw-l full length on .the ground in time to escaito tha otlu i...n. which camo in rabid sim. .n 11 lay still, brought bia rillt, i.u. -Madtkia as be was stretched Uu tho ground, and then remained iwiuovaUo. F,s. cntly be aaw A diminutive figme which he knew to be Bill i who was u.-trlw one inch taller than liuldie) ml valuing caaUausly from the ahelur of the tret., (juickly taking aim, bo fired taice in succession, and then rvtJiod btliitd the sheltering trunk. ' Oun of tb ho discovered had istssed through Bill's left ear. There ws a cosMttion now ui firing fr some timo, when Guldio es pied his opponent's head and shoulders exposed, yuiek as lightning hU ride was at his shoulder, and the detonattnif rejwrt was beard. Bloodr Bill's bat was carried awar ' bv the bullet. Goldie now rather incautiounlv ad. vancetl from bia shelter, and became tho target for six bullets in rotation.: no of which made a bole in hi coat sleeve, another through his pants. Ho oeai a nasty, retreat- .,. , tj i be duelists remained caziui; at tha distant trees, each watching for the in. distinct form which represented bis ad versary, r-ach peered cautiously from behind the tree, endeavorinir to trot sight of the other. Goldie at last saw Bill again advance, and the' former stepped rapidly to tbe front, and quick- 7 urougus nis rine into position. Almost siiuultaneously tho clear, sharp report of two rifles, rans on the air. and bo! b men fell. G oklte managed tolift himself and crawl behind the trunk of the tree. He had been wounded , in tbe loft shoulder. , Presently be was joined by the 'Texans, who bad been witnesses of this most excitincr dueL They had already ridden, over to Iloody lidl and found him dead. A bullet bad penetrated bis temple. , ' TUB tiKKATMT BttMS-nXLI. FBAT. One of the most marvelous teats of strength ever perfoimed with dumb bells was yesterday , executed in tbe presence of several invited guests of Professor Win, Millar, the celebrated athelote, at his private gymnasium. No. 131 West Baltimore stroot. : Prof. Mil ler raised without jump er jerk a. one hundred and sixty pound dumb-bell at straight arm's length above bis bead using his right hand only , from, . the shoulder, and while holding j this ex tended, be pushed A 'xt7 pound dumb bell six. times up and down , with . bis left hand,.;. ., i. v, - ut : , The weights, of the build were found to be, correct by placing , them upon scales in the presence of .tbe spectators, among whom was a , representative of the News, thus, proving conclusively that the bells were actually as , heavy as represented, .,, Tha feat just, describ ed, aa baa been; said, is a remarkable one, it never having been surmised by modern atheletes and its suecesaful per formance places Professor Milieu at the head of heavy dumb-bell lifters of the world. It is tbe result, as he states, of cultivated muaoular- skill,, and eviden ces what power can be obtained by ju dicious training ef the mustJoa.-Balti-moro New. ... . , '., u ,.,-, u,.tu j. ! ..t i ' There will b one comfort about that railway which is going to be ' blilt up the side of Mount Vesuvius;'' The traveler will always -find at -warm fire and a. drop of the crater when he gets to tho tep.-ii i--; "V. -1 j .(-..f-y. , , m t i , j Ji A man who ia drowned in the deep blue sea is nover cartetl olf to- ai .medi. cal college for dissection, and bis body is never stojeri in hopes of seouring a reward. iiw-' .i w-'.v,- , ... lO -I-l ' ' J "ilwaa'ii ii Ui.!M; j !!:,, The actor who advanced .to the foot lights to acknowledge tke applause, and was left outside when the curtain came down; was a left bower. ". i ! - - ItJ loTo '.'""! ' H"1 ''' "-' tr-rais the MalbourM Argu; (Mt. Vj ' THei aussioiAsiKs katbs nr. riflj- ar HaMrsa'albala ltlHrw aad SJaar .-"ir a a was sacsaracd. i, Tnl..ll imnn A 1. 1 . iimm unen received from ne Asianu or XX ew Britain of tbe mas acre, en April ; 19, of bree native " "-yan mission agents, who were set upon and murdered and their bodies eaten ny uie mountain tribes. ' me Weslevan church In' Anii U I rec IS and Sunnorta anmnJi.iU A.u.. , . --- - tious in the Friendlv Jslanda. ,1.- colony r'iji, Samoa, the lono- island o- .-2rpoa',b. and the crroun nf of wli; JNew BriUin and New Ireland are ; ae la-gest. - Tbe mission is under wie cuirrf or the lie, George Brown, on one or the ivaice or; York grohrf-of ildshdsV' '' ight or tbe teachers hm expressod thoir wish and determination ta risit tne interior tribe f Kew Britain. ihey divided into two bands, ia order to cross uie island at different parts. rour or them started from Blanche nay, ana the other four made the nortlir era suio or the island their point of uepariure. I he Blanche Bay party """ uay to uieir joint of de parture. ' i , . . ' Tbe otber four teachers reached the plateau in safety, interviewed the na tires, and were enterUined for tbe nignt in one ot tbe towns. A chief naroea lalili, who lived on th l..wl.nl but who bad influence in the interior. sent a messenger to tbe town in which the m.lortuna'e teacher were lodged for tbe night, beseeching , the tribe to kill them. When , tbe doomed men left the village tho next uir.rmnf lha eople followed, and call iu-t upon all whom they met workinir in iba i.l tions by tbe woy to join thru in the deed of blood, at length felk on the un armed, unsuspicious teacher-, and slew them in a aavatre fashion. " ! " i Tbe bodies were cot tin. and tba pieces sent bar and them t' the dif. ferent towns, wham ther war. .,j,.,t and eaten witb cannibal ceremony and delight Tbe object of thus distributing Uis bodies was to iraplicale a 'Urge number of towns in the tnasaacre a customary device of savages.. Tho Rev. jut. xrown, on hearing of tbe -rr ere, adopted very severe rem-isala. th character of which on tba tort nt . missionary have been variously com mented on by tbe Australian Prw. An expedition was forthwith etmdxfA. and tbe result of tbe reprisals was that at least fiftv. noasiblv mora, of tha cannibals were killed, and I heir towns and plantations were de- 1 SPVKin-Ett.LK tne. ' Tbe fJlowinir is an extract from an oration delivered on the Fourth of Ja. ly last at La Crosse, Wisconsin, in which the attributes and lieculisriLted of the eacle and the ' mule, aa nat'siti.! emblems, are -tiietly contrasted : -'' Eaglo I ou live on mice. You are a nice old bird for a trade-mark, you old coward I You sit on a rock and watch a peasant woman hna ni her clothes, and when she -roe inLn bens to turn the clothes-wrirrger, yon, great bird, emblem of fieedom. vou represenUtive of the land r.f the fr and tbe borne of tho brave, vm swoon down on the plantation and crush your talons loto the aulverincr litUe baby take him' to yonr borne nigh in heaven and pick bis innocent little eyes out, Tbe bird that ahouki have boon selected as . the emblem of our country, the bird of rwiienoe, neraever cum, auu mo ou-a oi terror when aroused, is the mule. We are a nation of uncomplaining hard Workers. "W plod along doing as we wish to be done by. , We are alow to anger. , As a na tion, we occasionally stick our; ears forward and fan tbe flies off our fore head. But ' when any nation ' stick spur into: oar flanks and tickles ' our beets witb a straw, wo aonte down stiff legged in front, our ears look to the beautiful beyond, our ;voice is cut Isoos and is still for war, and our subse quent end play the snare drum on any thing that gets in reach of us, ' and strikes terror . to the hearts of all tyrant. . So does tbs,mule.?.rt , t i.. TKS BCLES FOB TODN4J MKt. , ) '"Always pick up a peksr by the cold ttBd.'"' -' :r.H4.. 11 .ali'".- it xiif, ( Never spend your money when you can get things for nothing, t-, '. ,ni ' Do not despise a 20-cent . cigar6 or a $2 dinner because another' man pays for it- .. n "j - Remember that it eosts "more to go to a hitrh-mrieed . tbaatrMi than (i I , - . - , www I to take a back pew in a free church.. e j J nothing is troublesome to you that other people do for you willingly." , j Never pay to-day the 'man you can put off till to-morrow, 'i ( :. uJj j Never trouble yourself to '.do for another what be can do for himself. ! , Never buy . what (jrou , dpa't. , want, simply because tbe man , says be is just out of If'" " " ."i Do not poultiot your elbow for n"boij on another man's neck; .i1-.".! i , .When angry be . sure that you can handle your man befyre you call him. liar. Bob Bumttu ' i H fWKKUt'.f, "t .'),v; . '.it.-i r!l..ii :'.' .. . fi.it ! A a bevei-age, coffee 1. ,. agreeable; but it should not . be very strong, nor drank' too often, as ii is undeniably a stimulant "Take only one' cup at the regular meal, and that of a given: un varying strength, m this way is may be used every day-for a - lifetime, not only without injury, but i wkb- gventer advanUge than an equal amount of cold wster.uwe. have, beard of, Sadj woo was iqr long time in poor haaljtb, to the mystification of several nhvsi. cirnS whom she consulted, when at last they discovered that she made fa' most extravagant us of Btrongooffeo iBahy times a day in fact, she bad . pot of couee aiways at nana. Dollowing tho advice to abstain from coffee ' resulted ia an immediate end of all her trouble. !-..-! .is- I -i -.-'O - 1 s .!, if, N0,11. , - A clom ealctiJaUoli-tiie taiior. nouna Kipneyhe ,orcbetra's sry. ski Fall oiH.ntngiin 'doA1 rkw the bsif-ahell, .; '. .. - .v m' v'l Hrukes thinks th question of the hour bv"Wbat time k itr The tmmp handle Sees a mvwt .l.f bf thavnps and down of life. ,i .1,' j . . """.w ji vonr cniiarnii Mm & i l"cr " earn a trade-dollar some dav ' ! WbTOttleT';iail;Vto; agree, thiy po.urr.,0r1 ? tbe Aroutlcd water, f Crime is divided is'to three clasxea fei r'r?"-; aerni-eonscioB , aml unconacieus. ,; . , s ,. After th,fur Great IPowaW t lL world oomes tbe bind oowen. a.a f illnL tfaww bj the kicks of mule. ..-,S. L . a la ... . S W -a- Train ping; as a nrofesMfrm fia .,.,i in Piew Jlamiishira. - Thm a..-. bavetomnmtoOM Trampshire; j "i am rejoiat to hear it." said lL oarpenter when be wa told by hi' r"ch patron that tbo house must be retlni- bered. - - - j Americans are not rutx-h ri.r. titles but there is a universal dawuii for an "honest count" on l-t; .i. Surprise is one of the brincinaJ mrmU of wit , Thi ia.whv It adwav-a make a man jaugb wbett bo aiUdowS Tbe Kickapoo tribo of Indiana im number but . sixtv-neven : rrwMa. only enough to farniah foundation for ten dime uovebi. ; ) i u , i.r .?. 1 The linden Titittt refer fo citv5 hfiL etals a "those mysterious 'pmDrrag-s beard of Jnt a we ' re-td ;narncji "anl dates o grave-stone.,li' ' :;. i Talk about' t he J antrrv e"a .nd tbi mad waves, and air that, llninpb 1 you'd be1 Sngrytoo, were vou crcc4 as often a the ocean is. V . ' 'i1 Wbat is tho diitrence between a il' reeupUcUi for CTeen com and , a bottle of wh'udsey t Ono is corn can and the other can corn. , ' , i "No more t to go U Conn-ess than an oyster i lor a dancing master," is a Kentucky papet'a opinion of a candi date for Congress. , .j, i . . r, SSrf WASTK SaTAL KSfrsMiV. ' The - most vicoroua persons do not hAvo too much vitality,' People gener ally inherit a lack; or at least find that ueh vital enersT ban been nermsv neatly lost in their childhood and youth through the ignorance or- eareleasness of their parents. ' Often it is imparled by wiong indulgence in earlr man hood. ; Tbe endeavor wkb all persont should be to husband what is left, be it mush ee tittle. ; Therefore; . ; 1. 'Don't do anything la a hurry.' j 2. Doa'l work -too manr honra a day, whether it lie farm-work -Or shop- wonc, aiaay-wota, or ntruee-werk.' : s ' i3. Dont abridge sleeo. Get the full eight bourn of it, and, that, too, in a well-ventilated and tun-narined room. a w a.- . uoat est what is Indigestible, too much of anytbinc. and let rood uheer rule the hour. ' 5. Don't fret at yourself or imv- body else; nor indulge in tbe bines, nor burst into nts or passion. V. "JJont be too much elated with good luckTorlBbteHteedT by bad. and brave. Let your brain bava all therest it "neea. Treat "vonr stomach right - ! Keep A "good conscience; And have cheerful trust in ) God for all things- and or both woslds, - .-. i THE SOKT OS A CIS TO CET. The true' gtrl ios to"1 be"ouebt " f Jrl She does not parade herself as show geoda. - She is not fashionable. - Gen- erally, she ia not rich. iUBut, eh I what a heart she has when jou find. ,ber I so large and put e. and womanly, When you see it you' wonder if those show j sninga ouisiae were women.' If you gain her iovs your- two tbenaand 'are millions, She will not ask. you for 4 carnage or a first-class .house, She 11 wear simple dresses, and, 4turn them when necessary, with "no "vulgar mag- ninoat to irown upon ner economr. ohe ll keep every thinsr heat and nioe in vour kj parlor, ,and give .you such a (wel come when you come, home that you'll a a . inmx yeur parlor higher than ever. Shell entertain true friends on a dollar and astonish yon With the new thought how little happiness depends on monev. She'll make you love home (jf you, don't your a brute), and., teacb you, how. to pity, while yoil scorn a poor fashionable society that thinks Itself rich, and vain ly -tries :to think itself i happy Now, do not,' I pray, yoe, ssv any mora-" I can't .afford, to, majrry,, Cro,f find, the true, woman,, and . you can. , Tbrow away that cigar, burn up' that switch cane, be ' sensible yonrself, and ' seek you wife iw sensible way QKvtr JlW Tl wr llltili I'lliH. jf l. 11 til K-.l i ISTS OS W0UU.TS BI TTEK. -u Do not work too much nor! too fast, says tbe, Journal of .. Chemistry,, ,,Work slowly until. all the salt ; is thoroughly ana evemy ansoroea, utherwise the butter will ' not be of uniform color. Working it too" fast "will destroy the grain, and the butter becomes salvy and lara-iute in its texture; ' ' ijtv it" stand or put it fcwy-1nUie IfijPfor twenty. iwui uours, vuen wont is enough to re move all the buttermilk or surplus onne so mat the butter 'may ; become dry or. like a. piece of cheese, . Monld into rolls, and set these awav for twen ty-four f hours, or, until they, become bard and firm, The clotb should now be put on to a to cover one 'end, while the other is left' -open ' for tbe Bfcamp, The doth should be cut in pieces of ex act sue and. , dipped in, , brine, and the butter rolled when the cloth is dripping wet' 'Butter should never come in con tact Vitb , the' bare band., When in bulk it can be easily bandied' witb a la- aie and a flat paddle. Rnslrvwi- notice In the Ixk-sJ Column 20 eent per line. , , , . ,. For leal and transient adTertlsemanU tl 00 per wjiisre, tor tbe first Insertion, and W cent per square tor each kubeequent In sertion. - . .-i !;.- . ... u . KtiKft ton spaiuwfi A ctirio. ' I. B?gtn young by giving bim what ever he cries for. y- !-' ' 2. Talk fre.lv befuie the child abaut hi smarlne as incptnparaUe. ; ; 6. lell him that he is too much for you, that you carl do riolbing with Tim. . Have "divided 'crninei, ft be tween father and miAvr( .-.- u- 5, Let bixn karri, to re 2'i rd his fa ther a a creature of unlimited tower, capricious od tyrannical; cr a a irn-re whipping machin'. ' ..... !. ; IM him leotti (front hiw fsthr's sckVso despise bin mother. ..... l 5v know pr. care .what bis coiiji7vS' may . .. i 8. LaTt" a read whatever l.e likes. 8 SK A Wie' cbildwlutlH-f' bbv or girl Mrtithf-y'(,s4reeU in tlte'tn'c-frintr a good school for botb-sexesr't ?M ;, 10,. Devote t-onraelf to . jtiakunr money, reiucmljering always that wealth is a better legacy, for your ' children than principles in tbe heart and Ilubit in, the life; and let him lwve ti-ity oi luoney tositend.. .,; m , u ! 11. Be not with him in Uie , , jiftura of recreation. ' ' 12. Strain at a 'gnat'arid swallow a camel; clmntiiMt aeverelv Tof' fnble and btugb at vicA - -at ., uui . . 13. ;.l:t,iua run about from church to tin itch. Eclfcticitui in .religion is the order of the day. 5 " '"' ' " 14. Whatever burden' of virtuous reqnwcinerrtH you lay on bis slioukler, touch not one with one of your. .Preach gold and practice .irredeemable , greeii " back. , ..... i , . ' The rules ' are riot tried.' '"Many arent bave ' prored trieni; with sub stantial -unifoimi v - ,f rw-ultn.. 1 If s faitLVul olrftcrvsnce of ikeiB a does ! iiot sjKil your thildf jou , wfLLt Jeast have tho comfortabti; reflftclhn that you have done what you could. ' ,u " ' . ; JOl.ll KILLIM.S OX TBE rilllt ' Peacbes arnl kream will eorivertenny may man. .who ia worth saving. '."Tbe peach ba a doan like that: on a maid en' cheek, but it ain't half no pleasant to get into the lips. Peach brandy ia made of the peach; this llckcr ha Im-cu called mello, but ' like nil licker I have tried it, it will lay out saint - jast as flat aa it will a kunner. . Tbe fact of it is, there ain't no kind of ardent rum, I don't care bow artless and mello you may call it but what ' will tbrow him who wrassel witb it, be be a fool or be be philosopher. , , There is -only one piece of humanity, that kan stand ar dent spirits,' and be i an injnn . and kan't stand it only long enuff to git civilized. " When peach brandy is first made it is a hot a a atreak of light ning and . almoitt as - au-kleu. I once drunk a spoonful of it, warm from the atHI, and it was twenty minutes before I could draw a long breath. 1 was as hot inside as a' chimney' ou fire-. I thought it would break Out and Llsze somewhere, but it didn't bapwn to. I went at once and , joined .the .Murj-uys. the nrnosors sine or IKK. BINbl F III.- During the recen ' ianic in ' I.an- eaabire, a lady -who bail a considerable sum on deposit, went to her bank an.l told the manager that -.he; nre-le.1 all ber money, and that shn would bave gold. The sum was placed lit-fore her, whereupon the remarteu, "xo, i won t take it out now," And tlie sold- wan re- placed. The Wly left , the t bank con vinced that tie, money was safe, be cause, as she thought, she had seen it. Perhaps tbe roost ludicrous incident oc curred at tho 'Ink 'of England. A person who bad a deposit in tbe bank, became alarmed as to the solvency of the institution and "protected biruself by drawing out the ' amount in btuik riotee f He is prolsibly a lineal descen dant of one of -the Irishmen - who, de siring to ba revenged on - an unpopular banker, bought up and , destroyed the notes. One very, comical incident is reported at Asbton. Jl man who bad a deposit in the local branch of a Man chester bank hastily " withdrew the amount and posted it to , Manchester, here he deposited it in the head omce of the same bank. His explanation Was that be thought the small bank would -go first' " - ;.. . mm a. - i t I . ASHES FOE FBI IT TREES. The editor of the Ifortiatlkrrisi says: V'We bava known, quite a' no m ber of instances indeed. m.(iflru, as to make it quite a rule where old orchards ap parently dying out bave lieon brbiigbt back again to usefnlllesa", by " the liberal use of wood ashes, also stirring tiie soil. Jotaab-ia ibo wost important olement in the fiuccessfu growth all kinds of fruit trees. .. An old gentleman told a club, not long ogo, , that he, bad known a man make and preserve an orchard of applb trees 'lh a' flourishing and i productive conditiob, originally placed on very poor ground, by sprink ling every year around each .tree, to tbe circumference of the-., extent, of. .its branches, half a bushel of ashes. We oonsider this a very important item." ' I.XTB.W rAMC Tbe Lactodemonians, in order to dis gust their sons with , this vice took a number of slaves, made them drink, and took them to tbe public mar ket place, where they acted foolishly and raved like madmen; seme laughing, others fighting, shouting, reeling to and fro, lying in the mud, grunting like pigs, acting like beasts instead of men. In this situation the slaves were ex hibited to their ' children, 'that,- .being disgusted with the effects tf ' drunken ness,, they might avoid i every tempta tion to its , . Unfortunately ; ia modern times, thero are , willing slaves to the monster intemperance, who display idl the " characteristic 'above ' described. Let young and old take ' warning and avoid evil consequences. , i " - .! The Buffal3 C,ci-rarays; Senator .Voorhees thinks 'our reduced majority in Congress will ha- to our advantage as it will lead to more care ' in l.gisl t tion." . . ; , ,i; : , .-