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VOL. XIV.
ALBANY, OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST. 23. 1878
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ATTORNEY AT LAW.
. lUiST, C-KrCAV
I prot&et la the Coon noac,-Js
Fm r.i. killcr.
TTORNKY AT LAW,
f LE3ASOS OBEGO).
;.".U r-"! to all U coarti of tha 811.
-B1 uaua 1t to coJlMUon. -
lay. tUuui,
J, A. VA.TIS,
ATTCr.XSY AKD CC'JSSElOa AT LAW
CCSTftTT.n, CSS30IS.:
rui
loa to atl tha Courts of h SuU
la Mi ( ooii lioow
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-I. W. IJAX.I7I.,
ATtORICEY 6 CCwSSaca At IAW,
I mrik la alt tha Court la
UwM.U
tj uf Onvon, and is liva Untul fMm In.
i. au JihIK!
. Mil JudHOml IXMfMx! In f Kj.
MUd(Ut4ll (liii 11 fire in (road
on In rarraOkt brtcA bioctt. ft'irst be, Aitaaaqr,
LOUIS A. EJ A IV ITS,
C0AAY rCOLXCJ
11 Cat-raJUs, Or?.
irn-t r-tucncs rs aix'thk conrrSjor
ST
Bad, fun fctwgat aal nU, oxv fcaaad. sad aafcM
tidoviaOourt HMi aa-atelra, S5tl
J D. ITConley,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
y lUUT.tUt.tL
J riPFICE, 87 W
I U Special atteoJ
EST FRONT STREET.
Attention pi ran to collections.
n. j, EOtfGHTCir, eld..
AISAJYY, . . . ttUtl.
mHB WVPDR B A CKADVATK OT TUB OT-
A VKa.-ii.TT MadM.1 Cattea at !(r T.rt, u4
-at BeUme Uuophal Modiad CAa at
Now York.
AdUtfaa ia Dr. Htntosrt Drag Suva. ri3a?U
. . A 1B Alt Y, "OS X.u 3
TtMSce over
tto ' i: : v, at i;
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ATTORNEY AT I. AW.
flMelal attaatlaa toeaHaotloB of i
aVOOIca oh oor Housa of riibera Brick.''
- anrt.
CHAS. E. WOLTEBTOX,
ITTII3ET All KOSILSSTIT. iiff,
'AUEAXT.PW-y.'" -
D. H. K. ELACHEURir,
incr.rn kd. ccus-ach at uw
tB" OoUeetkms a apeeUHy. - .- - apU
Dr. T. L.. rOLD,
ObOTLlsiAND AURI T
rvTt. COTJES ES HAI EXPERIENCE IS
JL treat nc tha vanoua tlAaa to whieh tba
ay and ear are aabjejt,'aad fla eonfllaotof
tirinr enUca aatiataeUoa to Uutaa who may
piaoa taaaueiresiiMr Jxsa en. . aoau.
arrr rr
OFFICE IK FBOMAJS'S BCTLDISO,
1 I yrer Elala's dotblos store. Kea
dence, aoKtii-est corner of Third and Lyon
treeta. 13ai
ryBRice, H. D.,
Phrsician and Sarsreon.
fYTLCZ At I F.ummisr'a- Drag Sore.
lf Eaidaoe on tha sweat leading U U
pepot, at the oroesirijf or ttie taaau
K. S. STKAHAS. .
Albany. -
JOES BURSETT
-' OorvallU
8TRAHAN &.E.UaNETT,
f ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
" ra practice In all tfie eourtt la C-regon.
" lloineopatliie Phj '.rin.
rkFFICB HOUF.3 FROM 10 TO 12 AND
- Vf from 3 to 4, ttiocic Dteeaao ana eur-
gery a Speciawy. ? . mwfa
' " - : J" (NOTABT PUBUCJ
; ATTORNEY AT LAW,
AtBAST, OEZCfiX. - '
PHACTICS IN ALL Tn E COvBTb OF Tbs
l Hull. -8psaJattBiMtaeoictkiaaB
proUta swttr.
r-T Office ia Bri?y" BolMiiij.
RUDARTO & DUCRUILLEf
(Swuanara to a W. Bobart)
Uumtaetnruv -sod ImpxU 'jA
KaAAIea,
Brkiia,
llaracaa, '
WBiaa.
f ' w:r and
- ' ' Kaddiery KarAwajre.
Hack
mm
A.. CrZCIALTY.
Trout fkrcei, Aibasy, rt-Ka.
CHASED TEK ENTIRE STOCK OF
rjmn asd ilinnin.tared Goods d
Af&ny, vd hnng twiy year
fanHM w. tail pirawura ia aa-.
.viicuuwe lawnd (telimg at
V gTianuiU-e &UsjiiCik.B to 111
, 1 rcsi-ecu'eiiy i f a iair abua oi
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WILLEnT&SCSCn,
MANUFACTURE II S
Coraar Buoni a&4 Tttrj Ka Albaaf, 0a
Art prrr4 V Bannfari parrUrna and
taj al aaort ifuUoa aa4 o tka W
BXST HATCRI.IIm
Th asaka toa fummxvm. Cakuaom Avr
Bvatua f toa Slata.
VMa al ahortaat RoUca M iaa Mast
SKILLFUL MANNER.
Taa(rarorkaa4 aoatrlal la amiraatad to ta
flMoiaaa.
atunaua
STAR BAKERY
PROVISION STORE !
. r3iaiiam.rTCa, '
Ooiaarot rmttod BnavhUMa Mhaar.
A, Urea aUjrkof troah
FA3ULY GCOCEUIES
kar4 aoaataaUy aa hand.
All kladi or "
FRESH V m GETAB LEB
la taalr aaasaa.
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Caaaa BcUvcnal ta aajr raH mt taa CMf
t ni .at.
JATIC9 ICOWAW.
(r caaa. r a. eaa ct.)
LEBANON OREGON,
OSALE& rs
GEXEHAL U CRCIIAXniSK
2U car alwats on icro a full itock
DRY GOODS !
GROCERIES!
AUt SaU at tULaaiil. fdeaa Arf.
Ail tierj.a avia A. (Niaraa t C. aaa KUl
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, . J&aAVTCaC ATESSB ftga A- . .
Wbolesalc Liqaor Store
TEB FINEST BRANDS OF WIXES,
LIQUORS, TOBACCO & CI GALS.
Tbe Cclehralea ml Lvl
STONEWALL WBISKEY,
" Tb flnaat wbiOtey h tb SUtp.
Wluslles, Frtaci BrAcdits, Sherry,
Fert, tlaret, aaa all euer kiaas
T wises, Viu, Ale, Beer,
and Porter.'
Bitten of ererr kiai, aud tb best
braads or tobacco aaa Itnrs.
iSI want evarybodrt aaderutaad that
hare orxmd est a firaVoUaa whoteaaia
hiqaor atoM, whara ciiy ted ooontry deal
ers can proCBrv xaaar anr a racuaaii
prioea, wuta anly fretvlav KlieO. r -.
Boom on titaeorittr of Front and Farry
Street, Albany, Orogotx . , SSi.
McIIwain A Magson,
. , VbdUmU aai retaS oaJai iu
r9v
bal ttwvxOf
C30SEESES,
' CECSrtESYf !
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Agrictiltural Implements
.r al atad,--' '-'y- '-
FIRS triSUIXAnCE
Lobdos. ud Uim of I-vv-p-zcJ. kiw i:a40
f;ii,oAJ.oou. .n - . isoza
CITY EXPRESS.
I HAVE A GOOD TEAM, A t FINE,
atroiiK hack, and will do any Celrver
lug or other work entrusted to tne with
dispatch. I came here to stay snd eieet
ing to stick to hia business, I solicit a fair
share of patronage.
vi3n4otr . t. ii. dug am.
nas-aiai I.ayw-sr.-' ;-. -
Ceravar First is4 EUswenb AltMuay, erLt-
Pfeifar Eros 'Props i
Th!i aw Holel iBlti w to tmtehM t5- Tbl
cupfiuad with tk. aaot tit aurket t!ofJ.. fairing
Bed. in avary Baoia. . A uud feaopM Houvi far Com
atercUl Trawiera.
ATTree Caach taAAXtrosaSu'2IIots-WA
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-.' GEO. EIOHARDS. ;
WiE03 1S3 CAMIAOS HAK5E.
ElUworth, bet. Fim and Si cotat. '
Prepared to do aB Unda t rapairfnj to tin tiia
, . 1 ?-
JUNIUS Fi WHITING, -
HO-TJTS "E3 Q T 3r hT
PAINTING-.
KfclSSS::S!K3..tAPKASS:K3.' GRAilISS, ITS
T!!E iiLitl ilk k..
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re ;-,
rAJUA LKTTtJU
aaetala abaat the Bwalevard. Tha ia.
eaaal Bel w ark. ar KauparU af rarla.
Cafha as 4 tryiUI rUeaa Btaeatled to
laa eUaaeaalaaa ar a City. aVMallag Ola
pUj. Tieerat ar OUraoatU. etc., ate.
rao ova aaat ua cuaaatroaaaiiT.l
Paew, July, 23J, 1878.
Erary groat inctropolia Ltt, and It as
had a centre heart, tho faoea of life,
of character, And movement. In Borne,
tho Forum with its olaaaio memories; in
London, Itagont atroft; in "Sow York,
E road way; and in Pari tnodcra Taru
the Boulovarda. Othor wluta hare
boon mora central and more fkahionable
in the FarU of the past, for tho Boulo
varda Interior wore once Exteriors, and
their history and chronology ia known.
But tho Pakia Royal, ther Louvre, and
other centre of attraction havo lxv?n
eclipsed, by tho&o Boulovards, which
reprpaont the typn, the eAsence of FaHa
lifo in all iU originality and j.iquaaey.
Formed in tho soventconth oentury, tho
Boulevard wn at first the bulwarks
or ram porta of Faritt, when tho night
ingale freUontd tho groro replaced
by the present Boulevard Ilauwunana
and Malchharbon", and lovora atroltod in
tho ftowery fields about tho ChAuiaoe
d'Antin. They bavo many intercatinj
hiaioricsl association. 2Iongalaer,-th
inventor of balloons, llvod in the Boule
vard St. tanis; tho Avcvasin Fiesahi
pointed bin iafemai inarJJno agaiost
Louis FLilijipi from Na CO Boulevard
da Tomple, and tho noted beauty, Ni
non dta L'Enclos, lived on the aame
Boulevard. Ko., 23; while Uie t11
known 2Vulcard dt Iuliwin, tho ze
nith of Parisian animation in 1815,
was inhabited by the celebrated come
dian Bnar-I tho rival of Maliaret
Wh&t a transformation in tho present
day: the Hhop windows with tha blaze
of Patua, tho wealth of the Indies and
Bonanzas with the rarest combination
of modern inonuity and industry a
Crystal Falaco extended to tike dimsn
lions of a city, with aveusm of light
and passages of jJeaiura All this
mutt be seen to bo understood or rather
felt, for the general impression of the
far-fasnod Boulevards it a uh more
poweifal appeal to the psjtaiona, Voo
tkns, and, perhaps, to the aesthetic
sense, than to the thovt or reason,
more clearly typified in our more sober
ciiToaJth ejaarl qts ai.i aarri-i of thU aje
tieuglsts o tlie I" rctitk CstmII hAva at-
traeted from ali rr vf the world gaze
witk rejture Uj-on tWsct0 of wonders.
The da riling display of diamonds and
other costly jewels exhibited in the win
dows whioh are illaminatel with gas by
means of rejectors throw Lag the soft
clear light and showing ofT thene treas-
ttras to the best advauWise, The win-
down are in roost case.i rearranged ex
preesly with a view to evening effect.
Nowhere the can be seen such an at-
tractiro display of tiaras of diamonds
and precious stones, ranging in price
from five to ten hundred thousand franc-.
Watch of erery ratrety of style, and
every doeripiua of jewelry, glitter in
the soft mellow light. Perfumery
ships, also arranged with the most con-
summ&te skill. imrre?ntu32 the air
with delicious odors, add to the fairy
like impressions of. the scene. Cloth
ing establishments,' marbles and pict
ure, bronzes, fruit and pastry shops.
in fact every thing can be found here in
the greatest profusion. Every variety
of form and device is restored to in ar
ranging gas lights and mirrors so as to
produce the grea$et e fleet. The names
of many of the principal restaurants
d cafes are emblazoned over the doors
ia let '-.ers of fire, tha effect of which ia
extremely beautiful while At the same
time the cost miuk be enormous; but
the shopkeepers seem to pay no regard
to the item of expenditure in their en
deavors to eclipto each other in brillian
cy ot display,. This illumination con
tinuvs until about jmidnight.
A point of unusual attraction is the
t ,'ttul1
Cttfo i' on
the Boulevard das
vf ituv Scribe; the
agbinceut CAfe in
llUt-il
Paris, liud probably ia the world. " The
general efl'ect from tho opposite side
is dazzling; the rooms are ablazoof
light. It is said that 2,000 persona
congregate hero at night t drink coffee,
cognac, absinthe and peruse tho leading
jeurnala. The decoration and furniture
of this cafe has cost nearly a million of
francs. Its main Attraction is perhaps
the exquuato painting of the ceiling ex
ecuted by' artisti of no less merit. thAU
Boulanger and Dulaney. A group of
baechartes and fiiuns on tho ceiling of a
drawing room, which measures thirteen
metres in circumference is a work of ar
tistic merit which might be envied by
any rt collector. Uion tho side wAk,
in front of, the cafe, which tire "fibou
thirty feet wide, and covered with aa-
phaltata, liko tho streets, are arraaged
small tables and neat fancy chairs made
of iron, these are occupied, upon pleas
ant eveninza. bv persons of both sexes,
regahng themselves witn ices, etc, i.n
eS'ect of this large trowd both within
aad without the' cafe, the groat pvofus
ioD of gas lights, tbe numbers of which
' -. .... -.. . im
i Beecu tioable aud quadrupled Dy reaeo-
tion from the' immense mirrors on the
:e t") pro-lace a e 9 Ciun
ncy cai gytr,' Q.-.A. M.
TBtaxAas Tstvatmuts.
Senator Thurmta spoke to a lrv?
audieuoe at Hamilton, Ohio, on the 13th.
lie first dofondod hu ova action in so-
ocpting the Ohio Democratic platform,
nd argued that bo was censutent In
that acceptance. lie gave reasons for
reterrinK ereonbacic to nationul bank
notes. Ther were first i national bahk
ourrenoy means the indefinite ierpotu
ation of tho national debt; scoond, tho
natiomd bank system tends to combine,
concentrate and ihtonsily the money;
powor; third, the national Uul eifcu-
ation is a special priviloa;e that put
many millions annually into the pock
et of the shareholders and takes at
many - millions annually out of the
pockets of people. He went into an
extend! analysis of the Bute platform,
showing that it was not favorable to
inflation or " kiting," but . douanded
what tho publh had loQ2 asked for. lie
continued:
Now: Las the ruleof Ike Tlopubt lean
party since the dose of the civil war,
13 years ago, been wu ana Maeaceati
think thatKbis question nutt be an
swered ia tho 65tWa. It is not nec
essary to go into a JoUuled examina
tion of tul its measurec, nor oould that
be done in the limits of a speech, or
indeed in many speeches. Nor is it
necessary to assert that all its ueatures
have been bad aai Injurious. It is
suffi-rient to look at the general result
and see whether it bas resulted in good
government and prosperity, or . the re
verse. , Xtow, certainly no one wui de
ny that this country has for. the last
year suffered as no other country aver
did auffitf" from depression in very
branch aT business. In evsrv - indus
trial occupation the entire body of. the
producing classes, employers, employes
nd - middlemen nave been auecteu.
Bankruptcies are numbered by tens, if
not by hundreds, of thotwAnds, and the
aggregate losses almost defies computa
tion. The nomber of laborers thrown
out of work or reduced to naif time
and diminished wagesnAsbeeaestimatod
by millions, and however exaggerted
the estimate may be, the extent of the
evil baa no parallel ia' tho history of
this, it indeed it baa iu the history of
any people. Startling as ;s the (act,
and at first view almost inraprieiensi-
blo that in a country wbeev ftefiuletion
averagne but nitres f owima so toe
stiuare mile, there have beea and there
a a.-.. aS)
vet are thousands destitute oi bread.
The money interest aloao had flourished.
lie arrnied that a vast contraction had
taken place, even during tbe tbroo and
a half years. Oreenbacks bad decreas
ed 215,000,000, Had national bank
note $29,(OO.0OO. besides, $IJ,000,-
000 greenbacks deposited for tho re
demption of bank notes. Of the pcu-
tnlity of maXtBg reanupUcA ! Jccvo
paTtarata, bo aatd ureas rrttsa ana
Franco aro I-ro-emltn-auy lu .era
mosey oountrtaa ot curu.i-u'itTii. - isa
ftirmrr Lat iafvin anl bullion about
three di.llara for every dollar (S paper
caonay. Of course ahe can maintain
scie payment, at luot at Ion ai ale
avoids war. I ranee nas toon mtuutc
than paper money, and when at peace
CAxi (sally maintain sTtcie payment;
but the United States Lave at least
threo dollars in peper for erery dollar
in coin. And even a little wax or a
change of the balance' of trade might.
so long aa the diproportioa exUts,
malre ahipwrecK oi tneir pretended
specie psymeaL According to tho beit
information 1 can oUAin, the product
cf our mines is likely to fall efl". It is
probAUehat the max imam prwaet
has been reached, and that amutwi Jtew
valaabla mines are diaeorerod taere
will henceforth be a steady 'decreaae of
production. But, nevertltoloss, u tbe
balance of trade should continue ia onr
favor the influx of gold and silver to
gether with the product of the mines
would cnaulo us to begin ana maintain
spocie payments quite a soon as j
justice
to the debtor class would admit. If
this bo true,why resort to forced redemp
tion! Why crush the unXbrtuaate, in
order to anticipate by a .comparatively
brief period an event that would come
naturally And unattended with severe
distress.
lie then showed that the expenses of
the iasi yoaroiooaiH.ic aamiausirauon,
ending June, 18 6.3, were only fifty-nine
millions, while is the last year ia which
the Republican party . had unlimited
control, that ending June, ' 1875, the
expenses were, exclusive of pensions
and interest, one hundred and forty
millions, or two and one-halt time as
much as the Democratic expenses. 'The
average expenditure, per capitA from
1853 to J860, under; the Democrats,
was $i; 54, and from 1868 to 1875, un
der Republican rule, 1 was, per capita,
$2 45. : lie declared the 'credit inobil
ier, tbe Pacific mail. : the'. Belknap trkl,
the villainies of the custom , house, the
straw bids of tbe post office, tho Indian
and whisky rings - and the long list of
defaulters in every ; department, have
become- matters of history and attest
too clearly for controrersy the need of
reform. . - '
But no substantial reform vou may
rest assurod will take place solosgas
Keptibhcan rule shall prevail,, Ibo
evil is too deeply seated to be reached
anything short of an .entire cbangja of
admidistr'ation.
He denounces the method by which
President Hayes was seated. He con
cluded with a warning that the Repub
lican leaders intend . to perpetuate
their power by keeping alive the sect
ional animagity' whicb has cursed the
nation. ". , ' ': ' ; .
; Fellow citbens---N'othingtaoreunjusi,
notbincr more unpatriotic, nothing more
injurious to the peace, welfare and pros
perity of tho republic; nothing more
clearly ' demonstrutiye ot too necessity
for a change of rulers and the inaugur
ation of an era of justice, of fraternity,
tlian w Auoraed by these facts can ho
imagined.. Da you" wi&'a tLe union pre
served! thea support tLc:je who would
bind it tether by tia ties of fiat?r
nal .feeling , aad a comsion. .interer-t as
well as by . a constitution nd l-y-kn 3.
Da you -ievc-r jortice aud aivco.t.
ecuii'Ifv cf r' ' . .? th&rx euppit '.
party on whoso banner justice and
equality are iudellibly inscribed. Do
you wUh to see the country strong and
pronporousl then support tho policy
that,heddiag its benign influence upon
every part, gives irresistible stronglit
ar?d universal well looing to the whole.
. i aaa i "!
ta txtLa Jxaa-s ausraaTtSK.
t ' - UY JOUM W. IIATTOS.
"I tell's yeah, beys, Fse d.m' wid doeo
miwibunsry . niggers. Yeah hear me
aew! l'w don' wid 'em, fur suah."
" What's the matter now. Uncle
Jakel-
l'sd don' got an empty bag to hoi;
dat'a all"
" Haro the missloasrie ten ioipos
bjonyoa, Unci!"
"llev theyl I jess reckon so I I's
bad mi eye teal out biu djs time,' good
fashin'j aa' no mistake. I'se biu 'pray
in' fur sum mo' htrain'; de kind what
AJ a wid fullorj do kind da 5 fool big-
jrers, suin a miser, git fur dar money.
vo yean know dat col -black, deasod-mi
aigger what cut siob a snlum ronn'dis
settulmint a week ur two agot Yeah
don'tt WeU. I do. an daf what's
burtin' dis chil' right bar he libs.
".. x eali see I se one ob de desums ot
our church, an' de vis'ting brudders an'
sisters alms call ter see me, an' 1 foods
'em like fightin' cocks, an' tru de Lord
fur pa.
Well, du mlaahunAry mgvr oums
roun' An' tolls what be don' for de hea
ts tn decs papula what libs wa' up In
de tree en' eats bugs and wurrums fur
dar libia' tell bow be oonvarled 'em
aa made humans euteu 'em, but bo sain
it took a deal ur Bibles, 1 clothes an'
vittels to pesuade Vat to quit dar mon
key ways, an' he'd earn roun, to rau' a
collecsksn 'mong de bredren, au' 'spott
ed to git !0 befo' be lef de diggins.
" lie said bed like to borrer tea dol-
trs for mogiate use, an' he'd pay it back
ahen he lifted a eollecshun. I kind o'
hung back, till be said, wll a moils at
bland as a cabbage leaf;
" Well, mt good brudder, it is Lat
eral an' right that yeah should be keer
ful, like; and I don't blame yeah; but,
to maka tings ssrtin ait' iruab, IU 'posit
dis goi watch till 1 gits de money.
, WelL I se get de watoh an dat nig
ger is don' gone wid deten doltir. '
" is it col l Is dat ball a t- nv tie
Court House gol'1 Is b wth
what bangs up for a algn'trnhmd-tati-rct
dar, gol't I de tire uv a wagiu l o. l
eol'f No, aar, it's tutflin tmt a pulvi r-
utod machecn est no Isio tu time
o' da daa on uv d"tu pi'.eut iu. lh
traps what aeils two Tor a liiokel.
T
a,
aksuacx.
MArriace is to woman 4 4k tLe
happiost and aadJest event i-l" bar ,1'U;
U if the i tv b i t kim Ula-a- nUi
oa tbe doatU of prraieat :jyixUJTvi.
She Quit her borne, bar iretit, her
cotna&ionJ, her aausement e vexf-
thing on which she bas hitherto dejend
ed for oomiort, for aiTcdtion, for kind
ness, and for pleasure. Tho pareDt by
wbo?e ad vide she bas been guided tho
sister Lo-arbom he bad dAred to impart
tha very embryo thought and fueling
tbe 'brother who bas played Lor, by
turns, tha counselor sad the counseled,
and the younger children to whom she
has hitherto been the another and the
playmate all are to l forsaken at one
stroke every former tie ia loosened
the spring of every action it changed;
and the Hie with joy in the untrodden
path before ier, buoyed up by the con
fidence, of requited love, she bids a fond
aud gratefal Adieu to the lifo that is
past, and turns with excited botios end
joyous anticipations to tbe hsppiness to
coma. TV vo lo A mm teAo can
blight nick fair cpti who can t reach
erously lore uch a heart from it peace
ful en torment and waetbful protection
f home who cab, coward like break
the illusions which have won her, end
destroy the confidence which love bad
inspired.'
Woe to hitn who has too early with
drawn the tender plant from the props
and stay of moral discipline, In which
she has been nurtured, and yet makes
no effort to supply their places; for on
him is tho responsibility of her errors
on him who first taught her, by bis ex
Ample, to grow careless of ber duty, and
then expo sol bar, with a weekenod
spirit And unsAtisfied heart, to the wild
storms and .wily temptation of a sinful
world. -
. tat WAS TAAtsr ASStAU.
She , was a young lady from Duek
water, and Lad enjoyed her visit to the
Base Rang metropolis immensely. She
was pretty and piquant, and one of her
srell known gallants had done las level
best V meke it pleasant lor ber during
her stay. Ice exciting cause of the fol
lowing was an Attempt ou. his part ta
snatch a. kiss from ier pouting lip.
Then she arose in. all the dignity of of
fended maidenhood and said: '.'See
bore, mister, jest don't set 'em too fretJi.
You, re dono.the handsome thing in cir
cuses, ice cream, candy and aich, but
you can't take x.ti liberties. My Jake,
out tp the creek, he's got a -quit-claim
.1 1 a - . i : 1 j i . r
get it. . Yon can t squat on this loca
tion And you d bet ter fauntfor a quarter
section in some other direction, where
you caa get a better title and gather
your own erop." Xhe young man rec
ognized the force , of her argument and
hunted. Ewreka (Aev.J SeniimL
He was an entire stranger to the
girls present, and the boys were mean
andwouldnotintroducebim. Heuaally
plucked up courage, and stepping up to a
yourg lay .requested the pleasure of
Lrr company for the next dance. She
looked at him in surprise, and informed
him that she had not the pleasure of his
acquaintance. ;vV ell, ,' remarked va
zeadovia, "you don t take any more
chances thaa I do.", .
If ?Ir. liii
y r.' ' 'irtat '
i.i'.'j npare time; Spn
i l'.M r ' y j-- a t-
S t) 1
a v
, rrb...:
V MV AKR SO flASV TUIVC SO?
Why is it right to steal from the gov
ernmontl ,
Whyi it wrong to kill tbe man who
says he told you sot
Why tho boy who made the Fourth
of July odorous And hideous with gun
powder from 1810 to 185C, inclusive, ere
spocrhlp j with indignation at the de
praved and riotous tastes of tho boys
who want to onjoy the same kind of a
celebration ia 1878?
Why peoplo Always dUeuss Kurofteaa
politic as though they understood themt
.Why a man should always get mad if
you frankly and for bis own good toll
him he is making an ass of liimaclfi
Why it it so bard to find a man whoa
you want to borrow money of himt
Why is it so hard to borrow the
money when you Lave found himt
Why a man always wbiUe Lo had
chosen some other profowuon! , -..Why
a man is always goiug to take
a vacation "next surninorf' ...
Why a man thinks evury yc-ar that
he wont bo at big a fool this year at be
was latt!
And why he id, though, all the sataet
Why a man never triee to beat down
the prwe of a railroad tickett
Why everybody afluctt a profound
knowledgo of growing crops and crop
Itohj)ocuI
Why men always lie about the size
of tho fish they catch and tbe Jiutnber
duck they nbooit
w hat a cirl ever see in great selfiah.
deceitful hulking Animal of a man to
marry him for, anyhow!
Vhy it takes fire crown iwonle to
tke oae sleeping infant to the circus to
"tm the anunalaT
Why a man who doctors himself with
tatont- mediotnes, three bottles for a
dollar, 'Always in refrring to bin health'
sjHrak of "hia physicians" as though he
were oonstsntljattetuloi by a retir.ao of
fifty or aixtv doctorZ?.rfiA.fj
llawbryo.
TBS Mt Kfll STrs Oi PtTl A.
Philip GUWt Ilamerton inhisadmir
aUo pApers on "lutelleetual life," thus
talks to a man who "atoped his paper:"
"Newspaper are to tho civilized world
what tbe daily housetalk is to the mem
bers of the family they keep our daily
iutereat in each oihor, they ksvc us from
the ovil of isotat ion. To live as a mem
ber of tbe greet white race that lias filled
KurojHJ and AmericA aud colonized or
conquered whAtever territory it bas
Iwen pleased to occupy; to share from
day to day iu thoughts, its faros, it
. iavpiratious, it it necessary that every
mau auouul read Ltx papers. W by. Are
French )oaaants so bewildered at seat
It u lOiAuvj they never read anews-
pa;?r. And why are the inhabitant
uf tha United States, tbousb spread
otr a territory fourlren times tba area
aX FiaiiSV IA Vtttt4 -wvre ajiaU if
rouwn ot aouon. so much more aitve
and mo-lem, so much more interesting
ia tuiv (lixcoreiKrt of all kinds, and
capable of aalretin and utilising tbe
heat oi thcml It is becaute tho news
paperj pt-netrate erery where ; and even
th lonely dweller on the pram a or ia
the fortrtt u not ictelloctualty isolated
from tho great curreuU of public life
whiou flow through the telegraph and
pre
aaw ratAariac touiti.
Of tbe San Francisco hoodlums the
Tat Flat gang is one of the best known.
Their favorite place of resort with stol
ea goods is a bouse called by tbe pol tee
the " Receiving ' Shie"." Jumping up
behind a dray, truck or express wagon
the Tar Flatter will "nip" a bsg of rice,
a chest of tea or Any parcel u.t are
portable. And soon be lost in ue depth
of " Battle Run," an assemblage of de
cayingtenemont house. David McKee,
or " Club root, ia now captain of tbe
Tar f tatters, and can, it lasaul, outrun.
with hia defective foot, any of the gang.
George Mortar, aged fourteen, is also
an eminent and powerful young thief,
And ha been known to get away with a
sack of wheat from a grocer' wagon in
motion. Somo of these boys are said
to bo reforming. Oae of tho former
members of a hoodlum gang is now con
ductor on a railroad in California.
SKiailtCIA ASD BHtrMATIttl.
A very simple relief for neuralgia is
to boil a small handful of lobelia in
half a pint of water till the strength is
out of the herb, then strain it off and
add a teaspoon of fine salt. . Wring
cloths out of tbe liquid as hot as possi
ble And spread over the part affected,
It aet like a charm. . Change the cloths
as soon as cqld till the pain is all gone;
then covering till perspiration is over,
so as to prevent' taking cold. Rheu
matism can often be relieved by appli
cation to the painful parts, of cloths
wet ia a weak, solution of sal soda m
water. If; there is inflammation in the
joints, tho euro is very quick; tbe wash
needs to be lukewarm. tor. Country
Gentleman. , '
The marriage of which this is the
only legal evidence (this is bona-fide)
took place in Copperas precinct, in
Feorai county, now in Fulton county,
UK, in the infanoy of (he county, or
rather in primitive times, and the mag
istrate ought to be imraoraliaed, whelk-
er he receives his commission or not:
State or Ilusois, )
S3. -Peoria
County. )
To all the world, greeting:
Know ye, that John Smith, and Polly
Myers is hereby entitled to co together
and do as old folks do anywhere inside
of Copperas precinct, and whou my
commission comes 1 am to marry em
good, and date 'era back to kivoi ncci
dents., u. n, tt ,
: l. a. Justice f tha Peace
Two yoHng men were out fishing the
User day, and on returning were going
past a farm house aadfelt hungry. They
yelled out . to tlia firmer' daughters':
"Girh Lave you eivy but -"nlkl" ' The
reply was gently wafr '" teir
eara: "Yes; 5 ' - "
TIIK rilWT tMLA4H ClBKKSaACK.
A few day ago lias paper publuthed
notice that Mr. It. T. Ieaverton of
JJoldon, Mo., had In Lis possession fthe
first dollar greenback issued by the
govorament. That notice wa publish
el . far and near in tho newrarer.
Mr. eo. Horn, of Kanftaa City, read
it, urged tho owner to sot a price. If
said 623,' and the money shoved quick
ly into bis bands. In a few days Mr,
Clots was offered $05 for hu purchase,
but dctchned to sell it. I a four days
after making the sale Sir. Leaverton
received an offer of $100 for the bill
from Baint Louis parties which be ten
dered to-Mr. Cos who declined it. Mr,
Ilatchy, a bridge builder offered $150
in gold for a half iniereNt in the bill
which was now considered to be a groat
bonanza, but tbid offer was alort-f.i.ft4.
wholesale lvinor firm concluded that
it would be a irood tbinz and: a chean
AlwtiMement at 8500. and mado this
offer, Jut with aamo la.k of suoeeas.
Lidding on tbe oldoet dollar irreenback'.
then lame general, and reached $700.
but Mr. Ooss AtiJI retained the tronri-
torship.
The mot latureatif.a aud last henrl
of off. was from BiL-k Pomcroy. He
wanim to borrow the bill to dispbiy At
hustings during a canvass for the Na
tional Greenback party. He was
promptly informed if bo would execute
a bond in the um of $1,000 with two
good surities, for the safe return of the
bill, he could Lave the use of it for a
short cauipaigri.-Wy County (Mo.)
JJemorrat. . - ;
vreKTM AaMAAUAailsu. -
If thou art too lazy to think, thou
wilt bo too poor to know.
1 1 thau canst tolerat a lmr tbc-u art
half a liar thyself.
it tsk.es mom tbau one to ent all the
good out of A laugh.
When a man. ta-ts too poor to feed
bis own fleai he sn-.tn a do-r
All men tJiiuk well of tliem.-clves,bat
some Iiavo a Queer wav of sbowinor
it.' -
ilea boast of -their relations when
theyhAve nothing else to boast of.
Sitrer think of reasoninr with a
mule, whether it bas four or only two
legs.
Thou mayest tell the truth so that it
will be a lie.
A knave cheaU other.; a fool him
elf.
Never relate your iui-.fortuo.es to an
other.
The trial ia not fair where affection
is judged.
Vows made ia storms aro forzatten in
calms. A
No man should be judge in bis own
case. i
To a man full of questioas make no
answer.
What men aro JcEcIeutof ia r??J6a
tbey uHualty -make ui iu a rase.
lbe heart is achrtKtaJ palace -if once
liroken it can never bo mended.
To keep your secrets is wisdom, but
to expect otheis to keep them is folly.
WHAT IT COSTS.
"Come, lot's go in and take a little.
Tom keeps the best liquor in town
Come, don t hang back ; let a go in.
"Jim, I've been thinking this matter
over over sinco I saw you laat and
cannot do it. Beside I have been fig
uring oa this matter . some, a-l what
do you think it coxtato patronise Tom f
. "Well, a dollar or two a week,
suppose," said Jim.'
Sara, taking a pencil And piece of pa
per from bis iiocket-book, handed them
to Jim and said:
"IiCt's look at it fully, And make a
Uir calculation, i on deposit :
Your money, and you lose iu
. Your time, and you lose it.
You character, and you lose it
Your health of body, and you lose it,
Your strength of mind,and you loae
it.
Your (x.lf-control, aad yoti lose it.
Your iudependence, and you lose it.
Your comfort, And you lose it
Your wife's happiness, and vou lose
it
Your children's right, and you lose
them. , - - '
Your count ry'sbonor, and you lose
it. r -
Your own aouZ, and yonlose it. .
"Sam, I'll take the pledge for life on
that - Coi&e, let's go and sign the
pledge together
BMUAKCIi. JO&K.
After the eongress adjourned the
other evening, Bismarck punched Bea
confield playfully in the ribs, as the two
sauntered down Mam street, and said.
Who'a treaty! "
" No particular individual can claim
it, my dear friend. The treaty belongs
to all Of us. It is the product
O, vipe your abin of, school it,'
said Bismarck, laughing. " Ton't you
hunters tant!" and he repeated very
slowly: "Who's treat-eh; treat; say to
a foller if he will Laf somedings; set
em up. : Sseei
Beaconheld tumbled, And steppius
behind a green screen, exclaimed:
It a mine, its mine! What will
you havel"
Peer, replied Bismarck, his face
beaming with good humor; " efry dime
peer."--Oil City Derrick. -
To cover the expenses of the warft us-
sia has been compelled to raise three in
ternal loans aggregating 250,000,000
paper rubles, one foreign loan of 93,
750,000 silver rubles, and to disburse in
addition; 250,000,000 saved from the
budgets of former years. The whole
cost of prepairing and conducting the
war has been 800,000,000 rubles ($576
000,000). Theestimated cost of taki" '
the troops home will be 5C,000,O0n '
lfeS, or $36,000,000 more, makir '
tal expenditure 850,000,000
?G12,000,000.- . , . ,
Squara utabraella3 t
tto latest thiogs in Far'
We. h ave brra t
-;atle?.-5t
a we-
week, V
l Mere aro
arc v
; six orv
rifuda or :w
tentiary; i
ThaFriM
ganizod society
county.
Tlio exreiips
of tlx! ConxticV
Convention, - everytbirig
amount to ?d,&31 25.
iSaviL'utioti on nimkn t tver isl
thin. Tho. boar art "warjr
shoau with a hawser.
llio ltrnti Kays tuat Ursc
nt si.V
Ihaij aj-yN
more iiwauo U the a-.ylum
oUer eounty in tbe f.'.Hto,
, Ti only wjiwfii ut Oweo givim
ap the ghost, and tho building . i t ow
uaed for ncbool purpn.. ... -
A new flouring mill i in iw erected
in tho forks hi the Luckkmut, on tho
land owned by John Usim.
. 1V,w is jiifct aboi't tb? tii; ill- ifc tin;
rarunis Methoiit preebc-rs ar- d-,.v.
rto tur farewell sermofr.
Heriry McGuire, of Mariou auiAr,
put a bullnt bole through bus band
while carr-les.-,! showing a leaded pistol.
Senator G rover, Colyuel Wilrfiji and
Gen. Adair have lcfcii wu insf a vwitto
the salmon hatchery on the Clackamas.
Tbe Orc-roti conftrrr.ee f tho M, II"
church will be l.tld atSilfcia, beginning
on tbe 28th of August, Bishop Adrews
prcaiding.
On the fint busine J.tr of the rail
road from Olympht to Tenino, 22 pay
ing paascngejA went over it front Olyra
pU, and tho whole rt -ceipt were $40.
P. Sums, a herder r'n'ar Rcx-ky Bar,
Idaho, was shot and billed, on the 5 lit
of J uly, by Newton Neal, for sottbi;;
bis dog after real s oxen. No arre&t .
It ia now the season to make vonr
beta on the number of men who will
be twisted into carpet rags this barrpst
Ume on tho tumbling rods of tln-r-Miing
machine. -
: " rAcntca sots.
llw easy it fa for farmer' lvs to
earn tl.eir own jJckc-t-moii'.-y if tla-y aro
not afraid to work !- TLo jrarenU mot
co-oporate with them, "of course. Let
each father consider how he can beat as
sist, ia a moderate wy at first, to fix-ter
industry and forethought, can-fulness,
ncatne&s and bwiinesA habits in bis boys,
by setting aside for them a piece of laud,
few seeds, a little lumber, a few tools
or Any material vj-on I,!ch prctitai.le
labor can be exjnuetL I krow from
my own early experience bow valuable
this maj' be made to every toy in the
land. Almost every lad km fri" T r-s "7
-ctiou, some 'tern of -swiiMt."? i-Uh.
if carried out ia tracti:3j trsure j--;t..;
own line of business, - fur rliiaifr-- .
ag&tnHt inclination is uj hill w;i k. Aa
iiKjuiry at the fctorfA 'wul asist i-i tb
.-hoice of an article to raise, nud the
ease with which the facuities avaiUMj
can be a-sod will decide the point- A
calf, pig, some jjoutlry, or a cult, wLT
always pay; a crop cf beans, tomatoea,
potatoes, jop-coro, anything, srg'ccted
by others, will find arva.iy market, a.:ii
if well managed will give a urjrkt
profit. Thus a boy early lf-atus to 1-business-like,
rconomual and industri
ous, aud not least important f aH
understands tbe full value of munev,
which, to him, represents ja
hard labor, and ia valued accordii
Mt.ni A IK.
An extraordinary fallacy
of night air! What
breathe at night, but nig
-! "ice is between jure a
v.Jiout and the ford' sir
iMpst jjoople prefer tLe latl
accountable choice. V IJ
say, if it is proved to be ""X.
ly one-half of all the disease
from is occasioned by sleeping 4
windows shut ! An orn
most nights in the year, can' v
anyone. ' This Ii not lo say
13 not necessary a for tf
great ' cities night air is i
And purest air to be had 1
four hours. We con Id
stana Biiurung urn winy
diiriniT tbn Aav. far inf
s j ,
sick. The absence of sui
all teud to make night
for Airing tbe patient.,
One of our higher t j
ties on consumption 1
told us that the air
so good as after. tei
Always air your r
outsiJo air, if " ioss
made to open, doo '
A truth. which seernr
of apprehension.
be aired from wij
from within. !
there aro in a ho '
A sepent's f
death is its v'
A baby is--constable
wf
A lap d,
a very sill
, A cross
La what :(
- The to-1
fills thcT
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hold at,
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