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Frm.IHED KVEKY FRIDAY, SV COLL. VAN CLKVE, -S THE REGISTER BUILDING, Corner Frrry and firH Street). TERMS IX ADVANCE. One ropy, mic yr .......... .$2 50 One com. six months I SO To dull uf twenty, euclt copy i 00 Sinulu tiopies Ten cents. Srtlscrlln?rs outxl.le of I. inn county will be charged '!( cents extra $2 70 for the year as Hint Is the amount of potiu;e per annum which we rc required to pay on each, paper mailed ly ns. AifCiits for Ue Jtcifiitcr. The fnllowlnir miine-l pcntloiiicn afCBtithor-lue-l to wwive nncl receipt for subscriptions to the Kbtiistkr in the localities nioiitioneo : Miwsrs. Kirk & Hume.... . Itrownsvillc. Sohcrt 5i-.ss W. V. Smith I. Tompkins S. It. I'ltmshtou . A. VhMer A Cn Messrs. Smith ,t !i-.i!iell. J. B. Irvine Tlio-ii II. lle.ynolXs .Crswfordsville. Hrtlwy. Ilarrisourg. Lftmnon. Sluxld. . .Junction City. Scio Sttlcm. FRIDAY .. ..DKCKMBKR 1, 1S7G. Hayes beat Tilden Hampshire. 5,01 in New "When a Patterson thev bail him out. man gets lull (Lightened links sac. -I'nderwciglit sau- Dadc, Urcynnrd, and Lafayette coun ties, Florida," have not yet been heard from. Gov. Chamberlain docs not admit the power ot'the Supreme Court to con trol the action ot the board. Construction work in the navy yards will be stopped in a few days on ac count of lack of appropriations. The Fuyallup coal road is actually commenced. One tree was cut down ou Saturday. Poll 8, of Madison parish, returned nq vote to the Hoard, because ofa body otf armed men cavryiug oft the ba'lot- lfclX. Attorney General Cocke, of Florida, holds that Gov. Mcnrus has i o anthnri- j ty to canvas-s the vote lor Presidential . I IJcctors. ! Tweed is once more in Ludlow street fail. On meeting the warden he said. ; i.w . . T n , , .. "I thought I wou d come and see you a-,ain." j ! Aldricb the Democratic contesting j Presidential elector, has served on the Governor a protest against the issuing ' ofa certificate to Sollacc. j . . . uepublicans claim 03 mojor.tj for 39 counties thus far heard from in Flor- ida. The returns from the Democratic , counties are still kept back. Tbe complains that sev- j . cral studeuts of the Willamette Uni- j versity behave themselves "highly ; pretty" at churcli. un Democrats in Louisiana have protest cd against the Supervisors of Registra "tion counting the votes of fourteen par ishes which had not filed their returns at the time the board adjourned on the 21st. Now that John Lick has compromis ed with the Lick trustees, tho other rel atives, feeling themselves left out in the -cold, will bring suit in hope ot being boup-ht off. A party ot Germans, employed in a mill at South Adams, Mass., went to Pittsfield to be naturalized, and after procuring their papers had a prayer meeting in which divine guidance as voters was implored. Sehome district in Whatcom county, locs the handsome in the way of enter tainments. One evening last week they had an exhibition, a $42 collection for the benefit of the school, and wound up with "an orderly and well arranged dance." Hal Nicart, a noted manager of minor theatres at Paris a generation since, is dead. lie opened a theatre, but to fail and be imprisoned for debt, and was almost as speedily discharged to open another theatre. One day Dumas went to the jail to see him. " He has just been set at liberty," said the keeper. "Very well," said Dumas, taking a chair, "I will wait for him." . , ; . , . TILDVS'S -AFFIAXCED. The following bit of romance does 'very well to fill in with ; but if Tildcn'a marriage depends upon his elevation to the Presidency, he'll die an old bachelor: The Times' special from Ithaca says ; A gentleman of standing and undoubt ed veracity recently arrived here from San Francisco, has given currency to a report that Tilden is affianced to Mies Carrie Gwin, a lady about 35 years of age and daughter of Duke Gwin, form erly a wealthy land owner of Tennessee, U- S. Senator, Confederate sympathizer and Mexican nobleman, now a resident rf San Francisco, and an active politi cian. Tho engagement waa made at Saratoga daring the stay ot Tilden at that place during the summer, ana while he was preparing bis now fam ous letter ot acceptance. The marriage is to be consummated on Tilden's ac cession to tfie Presidential cbair. Gwin, it is said, w.. iiow in Europe awaiting the counting ot the electoral voie. A Londoner having read in a Boston paper an ad vortisement headed "Ameri can Steam Safe Company," remarked that he was glad if the Americans bad rr.sdo steam saie company. Hold Your Head I'p Like a Mnn. If the stormy winds should rustle, While you trend the world's highway, Still against them brarely tussle, Hope and labor day by day ; Falter not, no matter whether There Is sunshine, storm or calra, And in every ldiid ot weather. Hold yonr head up like a mwn. If a brother should deceive you. And should act a traitor's part. Never let his treason grieve you, Jog along with lightsome heart ; Fortune seldom follows fawning. Boldness is the plan, Hoping for better dawning, Hold your head up like- a man. Earth, though e'er so rich and mellow, Yields not for the worthless drone. But the bold and honest fellow, He can shift and stand alone ; Spurn the knave of every nation. Always do the best j-ou can. And no mutter what your station, Hold your head up like a man, How Mark Twain Itnn nn Agricul tural Mcwmper I did not take the temporary editor ship of an agricultural paper without misgivings. Neither would a lands man take command of a ship without misgivings. Uut I was in circumstances tbat made the salary an object. The regular editor ot the paper was going off for a holiday, and I accepted the terms he offered and took his place. The sensation of being at work again was luxurious, and I wrought all the week with uuilaing pleasure. We went to press, and I waited a day, with some solicitude, to see whether my ef fort was going to attract any notice. As I left the ofiice toward sundown, a group of men and boys at the toot of the stairs disjiersed with one impulse, and gave me the passage way, and I heard one of them say : "That's him !" I was naturally pleased by this inci dent. The next morning I found a similar group at the foot of the. stairs, and scattering coup'es and individuals siaJig i)erc anj there in the street, , ... ., and over the wav, watching me with . -' " interest. The grol!p separated aj ,elj as r . , . , . , I approached, and 1 heard a man say : . "Iook at his eye!" I pretended not to observe the notice I was attracting, but T wM wk . d - ' . . P"rposmg to write an account ot it to ny aunt. I went up the short flight of stairs and heard cheery voices and a ... , T , , , rinSInS laugh as I drew near the door, which I opened, and caught a glimpse of two young rural-looking men, whose faces Wa"c,,cl 3,m1 lenSh wbe tliey 6a" ; " then they both - ' ntii?irrofl tTiriMirrh thr. TTMiirtrmr wifl, great crash. I was surprised. In about half an hour an old gentle man, with a flowing beard and a fine but rather austere face, entered and sat down at my invitation. He seemed to have something on his mind. He took off his hat and set it on tbe floor, and got out of it a red silk handkerchief and a copy of our paper. ITe put tho paper on his lap, and while be polished bis spectacles with his I andkerchief, he said : "Are you the new editor ?" I said I was. "Have you ever edited an agricul tural paper before ?" "No," said I ; "this is my first at tempt." "Very likely. But have you ever had any experience in agriculture prac tically ?" "No ; I believe I have not." "Some instinct told me so," said the old gentleman, putting on his spectacles and looking over them with asperity, while he folded bis paper into a conven ient shape. "I wish to read you what made me have that instinct. Listen and see if it was yon that wrote it." "Turnips should never be pulled ; it injures them. It is much better to send a boy up and let him shake the tree," 'Now, what do you tbink ot that for I really supposo you wrote it ?" "Think of it? Why, I think it is good. X think it is sense. 1 have no doubt tbat every year millions and millions of bushels of turnips are spoil ed in tfais township alone by being pulled iu half ripe condition, when, if they bad sent a boy up to shake the tree " "Sbake your grandmother ! Turnips don't grow on trees 1" "Ob, they don't, don't they. Well, who said they did ? The language was intended to be figurative wholly fig urative. Anybody who knows anything will know that. I meant tbat tbe boy should fcfiake the vine Then the old gentleman got up and tore bis paper all into small sbrods and stamped en them, and broke severa tbiogs with bis cane, and said I did not know as much as a cow ; and then went out and banged tlie door alter him, and, in short, acted in such a way tbat I fancied be was displeased about something. But not knowing what the trouble was, I could not bo ot any bclD to bira. Iretty soon after this a long .cadaver ous creature, with lanky Iocks banging down to his shoulders and a week stubble bristling from the bills and val leys ot his lace, darted within the door, and hftHed motionless, with finger on lip, and head and body bent in listening attitude. No sound was beard. Still be lis tened. No sound. Then he turned the key in the door, and came elabor ately tiptoeing toward mo till be wa within long reaching distance of me, when he stopped, and after scanning my face with intense interest for awhile, drew a folded copy of our paper from his bosom, and said : "There, you wrote that ! Head it to me, quick. Believe me ; I sutler !" I read as follows, and as the senten ces tell from my lips, I could see the relief come. I could see the drawn muscles relax and the anxiety go out of the lace, and rest and peace steal over the features like tbe merciful moon light over a desolate landscape : "The guano is a fine bird ; but great care is necessary in rearing it. It should not be imported eailier than June or later than September. In the winter it should be kept in a warm place, where it can hatch out its young. "It is evident that we are to have a backward season for grain. Therefore it would be well for tbe farmer to begin setting out bis cornstalks, and planting his buckwheat cakes iu July instead of August. . "Concerning the pumpkin. This berl ry is a favorite with the natives of the interior of New Fngland, who prefer it to the gooseberry for the making of fruit cake, and wbo likewise give it the preierence over the rasberry for feeding cows, as being more tilling and fully as satisfying. The pumpkin is the only esculent of the orange family that will thrive iu the North, except the gourd and one or twf varieties of the squash. But the cnstoln of planting it iu the front yard is fast going out of vogue, for it is now generally conceded that tho pnnipkiii as a shade tree is a failure. "Now, as tho warm weather ap proaches, and the gai;ders begin to spawn " The excited listener sprang towards me to shuke bauds, and had : j "There, there that will do. I know, I know I am all right now, be cause you have read it just as I did, word for w rd. But, stranger, wltcn I first read it this morning, 1 eaid to my self, I never bvlievod it before, lint withstanding tny friends kept me under watch so strict, but now I believe I am crazy ; and with that I fetched a howl that you might have heard two miles, and started out to kill somebody lo calise Vuu know, I knew it would come to that sooner or later, and so I might as well begin. 1 read one of those paragraphs over again so as to be certain, and then 1 burned my house down ai;d started. I have crippled several jieople, and have got one fellow up a tree where I can get him it I want him. But I thought I would call in here as I passed along, and make the ining perteciiy ceitain ; ana now it is certain, and I tell you it's lucky for that hap in the tree I should have killed him at sure as i went back. Good-by, sir ; good-by ; you have taken a great oad on my mind. My reason has stood the strain of one of your agricul tural articles, and I know that nothing can unseat it now. Good-by, sir. I felt a little uncomfortable about the cripplings and arson this person had been entertaining himself with, for I could not help feeling remotely acces sory to them. Hut these thoughts were quickly banished, for the regular editor walked in. 1 thought to myself now if you had gone to Egypt, as I recom mended you to, I might have had a chance to get my hand in, but you wouldn't do it, and here vou are. I sort of expected you. 1 lie editor was looking sad, perplexed and dejected. He surveyed the wreck which tho old rioter and these two young farmers had made, and then said : "This is a sad business a very sad business There is tho mucilage bottle broken, and six panes of glass, and a spittoon and two candlesticks, i But that is not the worst. The reputation of the paper is injured permanently, I fear. True, there was never such a call for the paper before, and it never sold such a large edition or soared to such celebrity, but one does not waut to be famous for lunacy, and prosper upon the infirmities of his mind ? My friond. as I am an honest man, the street out here is fud of people, and others are roosting on the fence, waiting to catch a glimpse of you, because they think you are crazy. And well they might, after reading your editorials. 1 hey are a disgrace to journalism. Why, what put it into your head that you could edit a paper of this nature? Yon do not seem to know tho first rudiments of agriculture. Yon speak of a furrow and a harrow as being the same thing ; you talk of tbe moulting season lor cows ; and you recommend the domestication of the polecat on ac count of its playfulness and its excel lence as a ratter. Your remark that clams will lie quiet if music be played to them, was superfluous entirely su perfluous. Nothing disturbs clams. Clams always lie quiet. Clams care nothing whatever about music. And heavens and earth friend ! If you bad made the acquiring of ignorance the. study of your life, you could not have graduated with'higher -honor than you could to day, I never saw anything like it. Your observation of tho borse cbestuut as an article; of commerce steadily gaining in favor, is simply cal culated to destroy this journal. I want you tothrow up your situation and go. i want no more holiday I could not enjoy it if I bad it certainty not with you in my chair. I would always stand in dread of what you might rec ommend next. It makes me lose all patience every time I think of your dis cussing oyster-beds under the head of 'Landscape Gardening 1 want you to go. Nothing on earth could induce roe to take another holiday. Ob ! why didn't you tell me you did not know anything about agriculture.' "Tell you, yon cornstalk you cabbage, you son ot a caulinower i i me time I ever heard such an unfeeling re mark. I tell you I have been in tbe editorial business going on fourteen years, and it is the first time I ever heard ot a man's having to kuow any thing in order to edit a newspaper. You turnip I Who write tho dramatic criticisms for"' second rate-players? Why, a parcel of promoted shoemakers and apprentice apothecaries, who kuow just as much about good acting as I do about farming, and no more. Who re view the books ? People who never wrote one. Who do- up the heavy leaders on finance? Parties who have tbe largest opportunities for knowing nothing about it. Who criticise the Indian campaigns? Gentlemen who do not know a war-whoop from a wig wam, and who never run a foot-race with a tomahawk, or pluck arrows out of several members ot their families to build tbe evening camp-fire I with. Who wrote tbe temperance appeals and clamor about the flowing bowls ? Folks wbo will never draw another sober breptb till they do it in the grave. Who edits the agricultural papers, you yam? Men, as a general thing, who fail in tbe poetry line, yellow-covered novel line, sensation drama line, city editor hue, and finally fall back on ag riculture as a temporary reprieve from the poor bouse. You try to tell me anything about the newspaper business! Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you the less a man knows the bigger noise be makes and the higher salary he commands. Heaven knows, it I had been ignorant, instead of cultivated, impudert instead of diffident, I could have made a name for mys-elf in this cold, selfish world. 1 take my leave, sir. Since I have been treated as you have treated me, I am perfectly willing to go. But I have done my duty. I have fulfilled my contract so far as I was permitted to do it. I said I could make your paper ot interest to all classes and I have. I saicf i could run 'onr Ciiciralion up to twenty thousand copies, and had I two weeks more I d have done it. And I'd have given you the best of readers that an agricultural paper ever had not a farmer in it, nor a solitary individual who could tell a watermelon tree from a peach vine to pave his life. You are the loser by this rupture, not mo, pie plant. Adios." I then loft. Ma uk Twaix The N. Y. Tribune is resjjoiisible for this: There is one mouth less for Uncle Sam to ll-ed at the Standing lioek Agency on the Upper Missouri. The Indians while cutting up their beet on October 16th, i wilted Wild Bear, a scout, with hanging round the troops. ihe scout resented the insult, and Crooked Neck, one of the Blacklist, retorted by d ra ving a knife and at tempted to stab him. An Indian duel was arranged without delay. v ild bear borrowed a rifle and left the cor ral, with Crooked Nesk at his heels. Shots were exchanged with real rapid ity, the marksmen gradua ly approach ing each other. 1 tie scout killed his man, shooting him again and again while standing over his prostrate body. At tho agency the .murderer was com plimented for ridding the post of a quarre'some and treacherous Indian. feuch a brutal sceno as this does not tend to increase the public respect for the agency sy-tem. The Czar Alexander receives in round umbers, $25,000 a day income ; the Turkish Sultan, $18,000 ; tbe Emperor of Austria $10,000; the Emperor of Germany 8,200; the King of Italy $6,440 ; the Queen ot England, $6,720; the King ot. tho Belgians, $1,743 ; the President of the French Republic, 500; the President of the Uited States, $146. and yet, notwithstanding this fact, there are hundreds of good citizens wha aspire to be President ot this great country. The accute and quick witled Rev. Lemuel llaynes, ot Vermont, well known years ogo throughout New England, was once saucily accosted by an impudent trifler with the question, "Mr. Ua)'iies, how old do you suppose the devil is ?" "You roust keep your own family record," was the immediate response. A little five year-old girl had been told that it was night on the other side ot the world when it was daylight on this. As a proof that this astronomical fact had taken root she exclaimed opon rising the next morning : "Now they are just going to bed in China and the skeetcrs are beginning to bite them.' The latest, simplest, and most effect ual mouse-trap yet thought of is an earthen wash-bowl, half filled with water, covered over with meal and placed on the pantry shelf. A Pulaski, New York, woman recently caught halt a dozen ot the mischjef-makers in one night by this method. 'What did tbe Puritans come to this country for ?" asked a Massachq setts teacher of the class in American history. "Tp worship in their own way and make other people do the same. was the reply. Colored Chief, ot the (Charleston de? . t At i. -l. i j leetives, Was Boob uirougn me iieau ui4 kilM hv a vonntr white man named Frank Jchnson. in a pistol affair con eerning a colored woman on the 20th. Ti. rrJincf Avr.la;n ' ' if utiis isuicr u uuuiuuo t ui is ujiiii a big gate. "Now," said the old man, "jest you take trie suoumesc Kina ot pcrfe ont of this, will you ?' BE EAHHEST. Be earnest in thy calling, Whatever it may be ; Time" sands are ever falling, And will not wait for thee. With zeal and vigor labor ; And thou wilt surely rise ; Oh ! suffer not thy neighbor To bear away the prize. Be earnest in devotion. Old age is drawing near ; A bubble in life's ocean Thou soon wilt disappear. CURIOUS IIIS TOST OF A STATE. The territory now known as Wiscon sin was claimed by France, ou th ground of discovery by its missionaries and teachers in 1670, who governed it until they ceded it to Great Britain iu 1763. It was held by the British na tion until 1782, when was called all her possessions north-east ot the Ohio to the United States. Wisconsin was then thrown under the territorial government of Ohio by the ordinance of 1787. On the fourth of July, 1800, Indian Terri tory was organized, and it was attached to tbat territory until April 18, 1818, when Illinois became a State. It was then attached to tho territory ot Wis consin, July 4, 1836; so that Wisconsin was governed by the King ot France ninety-three years ; the King of Great Britain twenty years; by the State of Virginia one year ; by the territory of Ohio sixteen years; by Indiana Territory nine years; Illinois Territory, nine years, and Michigan Territory eighteen years. She continued a Territory ot the United Stales nearly twelve years, when, on the 13th of March, 1848," she became tbe thirtieth State of the American Union. A student, after passing three years in the "Latin quarter," wrote to his father as tol'ows : "I have made up my mind to set to work, dear father ; therefore, I should like to know whether it was law or medicine I came to Paris to stud-." A goaler in a Western State had re ceived orders not to keep his prisoners in solitary confinement. Once when he j had two in charge one escaped, and he 1 was obliged to kick the other out of the door to comply with the regulation. . i The Chief Marshal of a political demoiistralio" concluded his general orders as toiiows: v 1 tie Ciiiet Mar shal proposes lo move himself at 8 o'clock precisely, and hopes to be fol lowed promptly by the entire process ion." Somebody remarks that young ladies look upon a by as a nuisance until he is past the age of sixteen, when he gen erally doub'es tip' in value each j ear. until, like a meerschaum pipe, be is priceless. Seui Gleanings. Sweetbrier won the trottinff race at Oakland on the third. Best time 2:314. E. II. Allen hax been appointed agent for the Indians of Fort B?rthoId Agency, in Dakota. The suspended bank of commerce has resumed business with Dr. Thompson as President. Alfred A Hot, head of the firm of nc- couts at Sheffield, has failed for $150,- 000. Madrid papcis dei-y that King Al- tihouso is to marry the daughter ofl Duke Moi.tpensicr. Grand DuUe Nicholas of Itnst-ia. will not take command l the armv of Southern Russia until the 27th ult. Bismark bus assured the Marquis o SflliKbnrv of the nacific intentions of I Germany.. lie considers the state of af fairs as menacing James II. Dupont, Inspector ot Cus. j toms at New lork, has been appotuteu Supervising Inspector General otateam- boats, vice Burnett resigned A ministerial crisis is teareu in France on account of military escort be ing refused to the roemher of the legion of honor who are buried without reltg- -u8 ceremonies. In General Sherman's army reiwrt, I he complains of the condition of affairs on the Texan border, and says it sue- i oessful in the war with the Sioux, an other big Indian war will never occur. Ex-Ghief Justice Inglesseas has pro claimed himself Provincial President of tho Republic of Leon, Mexico, and is j sustained by the Governor and Legisla. ture. Americans have been attacked with the cry "Death to Protestants !" Mr. Foster, U. S. Minister, has arrived at Mexico. Fighting continues between I the Government troops and Revolution ists. It is calculated, that five hundred and seventy six millions franca passed through the hands pi Louia Napoleon HnriiKT thft aicrhtefui VPftra ett his roi,rn. M 4 . 1. . 1 . . L- 11 ji nun tucis iciusun a iillil"0 oi 11.. uUU 111 tingla rt, the united ."Mates, Switzerland, Italy, Algiers, and'Con-ica. I he ex-Empress and her so'i have therefore stil) nearly eight million dol lars with which o console themselves. ii-o VW.HIIII. kmicf ui m idtiKi Venice. nr. t..j-vm on t tie -MU, decided m the case of Unite . ...... . I City, Montana, that patents mav he is- i I fitiprl for town eitoa in mineral Mninna " but.as aU ""...n- claim, a,l poe. - """"T ?PIudfi WH -. town itc patent has been, issued, that tillA In ( ain ran nnl? ha anminu nn. d(!r t IB miniiiff uni. anil that nainta may be issued for mining clairqs eitn- a 1 ated within the exterior boundaries pt I town sitp entry or patpnt. JOB PRINTING. When you wish Posters. Visiting Cards, Business Cards. Bill Heads, Letter Heads Envelopes, Ball Tickets, Programmes Labels. PRINTING Horse Bills, Circular, . Pamphlets, or in tact anything in the F:&?ixrtijGs Line, call at tbe ALBANY REGISTER CORNER FERRY FIRST-STA. THE ART MMSEHVATITI5. Printing by hand. fruiting oy steam. Printing from type. Or from blocks by the ream. Printing In black. I'riuttng in wntce. Printing in color, Ot sombre or bright. i Printing tor merchants, Anu iana agents, too , Printing tor any. Who have printing to do. Printing for banker, i;ierKs, auctioneers. Printing for tlrugglspj, For dealers in ware. Printing for tirnners. I For erocers. for all I , , IU. . Kill I'tlllhllllL uviir. I ' i . . .' Jr.. , ,-.. . I Printing of pamphlets. Or bigger books, too ; In taet, there are few tilings But wltnt we can do. Printing of placards, mnun? 01 onus l.' AI IIIVIII1C Vl I is...:.. r For stores or for mills ; I rtnilllff I Woe is. - . -. , Xiw ftftr Webfoot producer.. jr n tm,a'n hn 1st PV a t At thp Rfoister Printinir-'8cc I Corner pt Fjrst aipl Ferry Street . Centaur Liniments Letter from a Pogtmastcr. "Aktioch, III., Deo. 1, 1874. "Messrs. J. B. Rose A Co.: "M wife lifts, for ft long ttm. ben ternWe sntrerer from Rheumatism. She has tried many phvfticlansand many remedies. Tlieonly thin which has Ri ven her relief is Centaur Liniment I am rejoiced to say this has cured her. I am doing what I can to extend its rnle. W U. RIt. Thin U a namplo of many thousand lest Imonl al. raceived. of wondcrftifeare olTeeted by tho Centaur Liniment. The ingredient of Mil ar ticle are published aronnd each bottle. If con tain. Witch Hazel, Mentha. Arnica, Rock OH. Carbnlic. and ingredient, hitherto little known It ia an tndtpntable fact that tbe Centaur Lini ment la iierfurniina' more cures of HwelllnK". St iff Joint st. Krurt ion. Rheumatism, Kenraig i Sciatica, Caked Breta. Lock-jaw, c, I han all the other Liniments, Embrocation. Extracts, Salves, Ointments and plasters now in u. For Toothache. Karache, Weak Back. Itch and! Cutaneous Eruption, It is admirable. It cures) burns and scalds without a scar. Extract poi sons from bites and siim?s,nnd heals frost -foltea and chllUiiains, in a short time. No family can adord to be without the Centaur Liniment, white wrapper. The Centaur KJn Intent, Veliow Wrapptr, Is adapted to the tough skin, muscles and flesh of the animal creation. Its eflects upon evei cases of Spavin. Swcenr, Wind tiall. Big Head and Toll Evil, are little" less than marvelous. Messrs. J. MeCInrn A Co.. riroKsiat. comer of Elm and Front streets, Cincinnati. Ohio, say : "In our neighborhood a number of teamsters arc uting the Ontanr Liniment. They pro nounce it superior to anything tney nave ever used. We sell as high as four to five dozen bot tle per month to these teamsters." ve nave thousands of similAr testimonial. For Wounds. fiulU. Scratches. Rimr-botie. Ac. and for Screw Worm in sheep it has no rival. Farmers. llvervtnei and stock.ralstir. have in this Liniment a remndv which Is worth a hun dred times It. cost. laboratory of .7. li. Koe & Co.. tt Dcy street. New York. PITCHER'S C ASTORIA. M'Vhir nnv tiavo rc-t and their liable mr hnwe bpnlth. if tlicv will ne ttrr(a lor Wltnt Colli. Woriiis. Kevtri3line.-M.Sore Momh.f roup, or Stomach CmnMnlnit. ! i cnllfly a vcff-- ihiib prcr-firaiioii, ana comainp nH' tier miner, nl. mnvuliinc, nor Hk )?. it i H rluant t lane art Rnncy.nnq licit nerjtags tior gripes. at. c. untiocit, oi I'tirtont, u.. Fay: I am nsitisr Cu.torlH in mr nreclcc vrt-li the moat fiiznnl i-etieflfa and happy rcsnli." lhi Is what every one unvn: &lo nnrwn in New York t:itv no the Castoria. It V pnivnue.l hv Messr. .1. B. Rmw A Co.. 45 Pv Grwt, Jie xortc, isuccbsyura to snwnci i-itcner, 31. u. swo ft Met-ir, for I will speaJk of xcUtC ORB'S KTRACT-TUa great TwMM Pate letryer. las beea In m ovar thirty years, and for cleanuneaa and prompt cat fittlLBREII. f family can afiord to b wZirtat 1'aBO'a Extract. AecMenta, Braiwaa, ttva nnoea canooi oa exceueo. CwtuiatUf Cuts, Kntrmlna, ara reiOTwa almost instantly by xternal application. iTomptly relieves pains or lliiraa, geaj Excoriations, ChaflBgB, Old 8re Boils, Felons, Corns, etc. Arrarts In flamatkm, redact swelling, stops bleeding, removes discolorations ana heals rapidly. nMAUWEAMHSSfcS.-It always reUerespala lu tbe tack aodloimsfn linens sndpreaslss pew In the head, nsoses, vertigo., . . M Lf BCSRIIHSA H has no equal. AH kinds of l coratJoMto which ladies ara subject aea promptly cored. Pallet details in book sccotts panying each hottle. ojtf 8bl!nd or Medinitrmeet prompt reliat 'and ready core. K case, however chiooic or nhatinate. un loos' resist Ita mralar nse. 30SE T tIRS. " ' too only sora core for S&tigwelpig snd oangesotts condition- JBXtY 9itAt9. " naanaeona jor Bl rrgtHa from anr canae. For this la a Dm care. ciae. It has saved hnodreds of livss when ail other remedies failed to arrest bleeding from nose, atosanrh, lnnga, and elaawbera. Kairavclto are au alike rei.eTed, and often per manently cured. MToieiAti of all schools who ara acqaa!ate4 with liUs Extract t WHcta Us wl rem ommend it in their practice. We have letters ot coounendatior. xrom nnnaseas 01 rnysicums nur of whom i 1 order n tor nse m uietr ewaj practice. In addition to the foregoing, thf order its m for Swelllafs ot all kfo-:. 3nlnay, tore Tkmt,isa)l Tsn . mple and ehionlo Itinurrbem, Cntvm (for which it us specific,) Chilblain, rTow a4 Feet, Htinss of Imm eels, Mosonitseaw etc, Chnpned. lands. Face, and inde4 all manner of skin diseases, f olltt B8L Remove Borcncaw, Itonahoeaa, Tnua HmartlnsTt heals Cols, Krwp&taneu and Pimples. It rcrtre-' iwnyor&a, anii rel while wonderfully improvta too Jlomnlexioa. ARMERS. -Po"'' Bxtrae. No Xtocli Iraeder.BO UverrMan can afford to he wittxnil It. It is need by r 11 the Leading; LJvrry BtsHtaa. fWreet Kail mads and flrst Horsemen, ia tivii , Tork City. IthasnoaqnatforMpraina, flar neaa or Haddle I'kaanav, MtMneasw Hcrmtchest H rHlnnrCats, LeersttimwZ , Btrrdinir, Fnaataonia, Coiic, llrrfe .-J Cbills, Cohla. etc. Its rangeof action 5 - and the relief ft affords isso pren.pt lt h m invaluable In every Farm-yard iawt aaa very Farm-hotwe. Let it be IrVd fmcs, aHa yon wUI never be wnhost It. . tAtfllO.-""' Bx'rart has hern im'ts?, Tnegenaina srticla has th words 1'eael H a tract blows In each btla, li U p.vr4 If the only persons Itvtor who ever knew br lo prepare It properly. lief nse ail o-rwr . wrationsor Witch Baerl. This is tba articla ased by Fhyeieiatts, and l Ui hosv. tale of this conntry and Korrme. ' NtoTSXT ARB U It Mr fr"1?, in panipbN-t fornvaent free aaainuui.),t a ' NATIONAL ' Business College, A BUSINESS ED17CATIOK IS THE Ft-TST T Mitnnlvivf aTinrm'iiji fi i .... . auitsof life. Tha - - "ia.x rfUtuAJL sent free to any ailrtresa. DcrASrE ft WHITT. 49r8ni3 . lock bo v ? THE f.lETZLER C!IA!r riMHS 18 TO rSFOKJt TXIB riTl,T- T" I nnchalr tvtass fkn namo npoi, it. All oflersare ftl4 lrr,i,Ki andKhould le no nKHi-dM. All prrw"-" . hereby warned acrrvinst attcmptlK ni v c , , imposition upon tny CQMtomero. Jcncrwii,pr.. Jan.?t,-l;,i." if" MLTZtX-r. EKTP.AGT f '