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About The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18?? | View Entire Issue (June 11, 1875)
nnusHiD zrm ritroAV n COIiIi- VAN CiIil"V"3H3. ALBANY, OREGON. PHIL BLAKE'S EXPLOIT. The frrowinsr city of Granopolis excited. Its three stores, five saloons, and a dozen or more of scattered resi dences " fairly glowed not under the broad beams of the August sun, so much as under the inspiration of the moment. For to-day the last tie was firmly laid, the last nail driven into the grain depot, extending town ward from the- bridge that spanned the somewhat narrow and rather muddy current of the Wildcat; and to-morrow the happy citizens would be blessed with, the sight of the furious locomotive turning the curve of the hills, full in sight of the town, and steaming past the stubble-fields flanking both sides of the track rushing, as it were, full into their welcome arms. To this effect were the enthusiastic speeches de livered to the thirsty crowd assembled on the following day to swelter in the beat and await the oncoming passenger train; speeches given by Dr. Burns, the big man of the place, whose little white cottage, nearly hidden by its orchard, on the slope of the hill facing the river, and its well-kept grounds, to say nothing of the owner s prosperous air and Miss Susie's fine piano, the boasted ornament of Granopolis, seemed to give credence to the report that sheep ranches were more lucrative to their fortunate possess or than the practice of his noble pro fession. Given, also, by Philip Blake, one of that tide of good-for-nothings whose hands turn naturally to anything. especially to raking up the ashes and re invigorating a county paper, well-nigh dead of inanition. This handsome speci men ox such a class, swept onward with the progress ol the railroad, first an overseer, then a book-keeper, had under taken such, a task at Granopolis, and bad, to his own surprise, found himself unusually willing to pursue it in the dull town, finding his only gleam of a brighter atmosphere in Susie Burns' eyes. Speeches were given, also, by the most prominent tradesmen and saloon-keepers men who have found their business wonderfully increased by the inhabitants of yonder canvas dwellings, wmcn nave sprung up like mushrooms along the line of the road, and who trust to find a still further profit in the business always thronging to the "terminus "dignified title; evidenced already, they proudly assert, in yonder imposing structures the red-wood depot and the frame of the ten-roomed hotel which scorch the eyes of all beholders. . Kbw, men look at their watches con stantly: a hum of expectation runs through the crowd; a bell is heard, a sham whistle--hurrah 1 here it comes. rounding tite curve in grand style, and with nags nying, amid cheers and wav- ings of hat and handkerchief for the softer sex have turned out to a woman here it comes, panting and snorting, and tops short, amid the crowd edging oft on each side like some proud, impatient yet tractable thing, its work completed, awaiting the praises or its master, A party a wonderful thing in that work-day town was to be given on that night at the Bums residence. To it were bidden the young farmers of the neigh borhood, their wives, sisters and sweet hearts. ' Philip Blake, who, as editor, occupied a higher position than ever before.' some employes of" the railroad, the few clerks of the stores in town, and a few old cronies of the Doctor and his long dead wife. The house was deco rated to the utmost extent of Susie's knowledge; all the rooms were thrown. open to the guests, and in the long, cool , i -i 1. 1 j wcoen were myifmx stuini wverou wuu country dainties Dr. Burns was thor oughly hospitable when hospitality did not interfere with his comfort, and to night was in his most genial mood. happy in 'the prosperity of the little town where Fate had cast his lot, and in the near nrosoect of incorporation. which would probably add to hut emolu ments the Honorable omce or mayor. Susie, with ' her sweet, innocent face, brilliant complexion, and . great liquid eyes, made a charming hostess in her utter forgetfulness of self and anxiety that every guest should find each moment full of pleasure. - So at ' least thought Phillip, as he lounged over a photograph album, seemingly oblivious of the fact that every girl m the room stole looks at him in the pauses of the dance and every heart throbbed with hope when he rose at last . to seek a part ner. Susie had been playing for some time ; he leaned over the piano and said Here comes bid Siromft with his fiddle do leave this tiresome playing to him. and have one stood dance yourself. Why, tob look tired to. death already. She loved to dance, and gladly resigned the task of . playinir to , the old man, wl great delight it was to show off his pro- ficiencv in the art ; yet she did not like the tone of her partner. - He, certainly -was the handsomest and best dressed man ia the room ; his manners, too, were those of a gentleman yet how diiferent Here her thoughts wandered off to the young medical student, the son of her father's dear old friend, who had visited them two years agd, and then gone East, prom ising to .return when he should graduate, and she was suddenly recalled by her partner's voice,- as they joined hands add "went down the middle.' for ha old- fashioned -reel was the ' favorite dance in the unfashionable town. ? - .The 'evening wore awayand the guests departed one by one. The Doctor fell asleep in his .easy chair and only Phiiip Blake loitered by.the open wiadow gaz insr at the mvriad stars and.listening to the faint'rusUa made by the sultry breeze among the leaves in the orcharo. a lonely bird, frightened at some , distant sound, roused itself from its leafy cover, uttered a - melancholy cry and fluttered heavily to another tree, r The. vounK man watched its aimless course, saw it sink mroctiy among the branches and likened u,. somewhat bitterly, to .himself his lonely, uncared for life, his aimlftss exist ence thp.m lit friendly shelter, no. resting place, close- pj iove lor him. Xie knew him SeU. to be Unworfh-ir nt tli foil. erirX vim stepped softly about the room, rearrang ing the scattered furniture, laying the stamp of a .sweet and quiet guiding spirit upon everything she touched : he had eve?. tell her how ue loyed her, yet the spirit was upon him, and call ing her to his side he held her fast, and in the solemn quiet falling from the stars. ' he poured out all his soul to her - told her of his mistake in life, but that, if she would only trust him. love him i;n he would begin to live in solemn earnest ior iibi bwbw tsui.e ana I or the sake of God, Love made him reverent, and purposes and desires undreamed of be fore fired his soul with energy and pur pose.: She could not stay the tide of his glowing words, but even as he spoke his eager eyes read her answer in her earnest and piteous ones, and-he knew that his pleadings were in vain. She had no need to tell him so ; she only sobbed out ber regrets, bitter and useless ; and he, with the chivalry that true ' manhood teaches, silenced the pain m his heart till she was somewhat comforted, and then went out into the lonely street, and so down to the river's edge, wondering what next. This was the first cup of disap pointment, which life had forced him to drink; hitherto no advantages or triumphs had seemed to mm worm cue pains toKen to gain them, and the chief faults of his nature were his sluggishness of temper ament and his passive acceptance of cir cumstances, which had more than once led him into difficulties which, in a less generous or less naturally honorable man, would surely have proven the high road to ruin. Hitherto he had avoided the meaner vices of those companions with whom fate had thrown him, and whom he had not tried to avoid ; now he felt that his future life would hold the image of one sweet gin, wxucn, use an amulet, woutQ keep him pure. He did not blame her, only himself, for the hasty speech which could never be recalled, and his was not a nature to turn bitter under dis appointment. " Well," he thinks, "life has something left still, and I am not one to throw it away for the sake of a woman, she be the one ox all the world for me." How hot it grew, while he paced up and down I The breeze which had been gradually increasing for the last hour, blew now with fury from the west a scorching wind, like that blowing over acres of fire, otay; what was that cloud upon the hill-top, -that fiery tongue creeping across its rim, licking along the Latubble-iiekls, wrapping the dry fences in blazing garments. Y hat is this nerce glare that lights the heavens through half their circle, and turns all the earth to the sickly hue of blood ! And this crackling: sound, as of a thousand de mons, treading down the dry stubble of the fields ! Fire in the fields, thought Philip; and to-night, of all nights with such a wind, and this frightful heat for three days past t Well, it's got to burn; there's no stopping it now. Thank heaven, it's on the other side of the river, that's all. He watched it a moment, then, with a sudden pause of heart, fol lowed by a spasm of beating, he saw the growing column waver, tremble, the smoke blown southward toward the town; then, with a furious plunge, the moving mass swept downward toward the river's bank. Heavens 1 the wind has changed ! He knew the bridge lay right in the way of the destroying army; that once caught, then the depot, then the whole town must go, and Susie Only a moment, and ins dear, strong voice rang out, "Hire! lire J Xhey heard it even to the doctor's, on the hill; and men, women, and children came pourintr out: the old max raised from the slumber in his chair, and the young girl who had sobbed by his side, in her thin, white dress; many, startled from their sleep, came with wrappers thrown loosely about them, or with garments awry. All thronged down near the brk ge where Philip stood, and where the men were hurriedly discussing the danger, wdy too evident now. On swept the royal element, searingthe few trees in its route, leaping creeks, and stealing down to the edge of the river, catching on the festoons of wild roses and wax berries, hissing on the damp mud, retir ing for a moment, then renewing the assault; now creeping close to the ground, shrouded in the dense mass of smoke, now leaping high in air with hellish ex ultatiou. The discussion was of short duration. "Men," cried Dr. Burns,-. "the bridge must go down.' Bring axes, you that want to save your homes I" And he seized one near at hand himself and swung it on high, when a workman hur ned up and interfered. "Dr. .Burns, he cried, "I hearn 'em say there's a con b traction train coming in at twelve to night for to lay them switches yender. and now. it wants only ten minutes of twelve." Dr. Burns dropped the axe. Telegraph, he shouted. The man shook his head. - Too late, sir," he said; "she's left the. last station half an hour ago." The men looked at one an other with faces from which all hope had suddenly died out, and sobs were heard distinctly from the group of women hud dled together, the mothers clasping their children closely. " To your homes, then, shouted the doctor: " save what you- can, and when we shout to you hurry to the Bend " a bend in the river which Be evidently hoped they might reach, -while the men stayed to fight the fire. But there was a sudden movement in the ' crowd, and Philip Blake stepped forward with some whs t of his careless air, yet with a manly bearing that sat better upon him than his usual nonchalance. ' "Stay here, sir," he said, "and cut" 'down, the bridge; I will go and stop the train.' 'A sigh of relief went up from all, and many women wept and murmured blessings upon him. The men made haste to provide him with a red handkerchief' tied to a slat; he threw off his coat and vest and pulled his hat over his eyes. One man spoke at last . "It's sure death,, Phil, and no good to come of it." His answer was short and to the point. D n you 1 " Then- he caught a pair of 'pleading eyes, and saw that -Susie held' him a handker chief soaked at the faucet near by. - "Put this over your face when you meet the, smoke," she said. ; "God bless you," Phai " He bent bis head as reverently to the blessing as if it had come from an angel, then turned quickly, squared him-: self for a ran and was .gone over the; bridge almost' before he had started, and in three minutes more the planks were torn up, the rafters severed, the last man swam back in haste, then the bridge fell with a terrible sound, and they were saved. Men can work rapidly with ,the fear of des .before tiiejLr; eyes.; .: - Philip heard the sound but did not pause. With the handkerchief close about his face, the smoke was killing him. He bent- low, but ten - thousand fiery-headed demons . plucked - him by the sleeve, whispered horrible nothings in his ears, crisped his hair, danced m lurid procession before his -eyes,' thrust red-hot irons down his . throat, s On he pressed, his feet blistering at every step, the torture of thirst ootisuming him, and the thought tagging at his brain: "All in vain; oh, to be burned alive here, and no one ever to know." It seemed to him that he s was crawling; . sometimes he would lose himself . for a minute and with a horrible start to 4ind him- alf nrill rnnninc. At last, after what seemed to be hours, but must i have been nlv a aflcmd.. for his clothes had not even caught the blaze, 'though his face and body were badly burned ' by the heat, he left the wall of flame be hind him. neared the curve of the track, and with his brain in a whirl, his eyes half blinded, struck'hjs foot upon a peb ble, and fell prostrate. A sudden trembling of the earth be tuuitti him a deer rumbling roused him. Oh. hri.mii f here ie was. bearing down upon him. a great mass of blackness, wua one terrinp glaring eye, "'"s mountain, threatening destruction to all in its mif. What was he here for f Something about that eiant form, and "o on, could he never remember i , 4xe a . n ' TT knew it now: ha was on his feet in a moment, and shouting with all his force. Trying to shout, rather; all his efforts producing only a dry rattle in his throat. With desperate energy he seized a hand ful of stones and flung them at the train as it came abreast of him. They broke the window and rattled about the head of the engineer, who, looking out, saw by the passing train the blackened and wounded remnant of a man, frantically waving a stick from which fluttered some thing which hod once, been a red ; hand kerchief. The short sharp whistle of " down brakes " ran out on the air. and the train stopped within hail of the eager crowd on the opposite bank of Wildcat river. Some went ahead and viewed the danger escaped, others went back and found Philip lyinsr in the roadside in sensible. ' He was conscious that night of intense pain and of - men who trou softly, and tended him gently, whose horny hands touched him tenderly, and of one whose untiring attendance was more skillful, and ' whose voice was more pleasant than theirs. When, later on the. day af ter, ' the train passed in over the new bridge, he was too weak even to ask why they cheered so loud outside, or to know that it was his name people were pro nouncing so often and so gratefully, he turned to the manly face that smiled up on his, and was satisfied. The excite ment had hurt him more than the flames or the falling bough of a tree that had broken his arm, and when health came slowly back he felt too glad to care that even - his handsome face was a thing of the past. - Then his neighbors began to com in, an . the women sent him flowers and dainties, and many a one left her task to lighten the long . days for mm. But the young doctor was the one to whom he turned always, and when he was able to sit up in the pleasant Sep tember weather, the young man came to him and said, " Congratulate me, PhiL ; to-morrow is my wedding day," he some how did not need to ask who the bride was, but taking both his friend's hands in his two poor, wasted ones' he said: x do congratulate you heartily. You have won the very best wife in the world, and yon are the only man living worthy of her." Newspaper Rivalry. The London Timet is now sent into the country by special trains running at high speed, and is thus delivered at an early hour in scores of towns where it formerly could not be obtained until long after the local papers had been issued. The Spectator, commenting on this fact, suggests that the time may come when the London Time will drive all other rivals out of the field, and; will be come the only political journal read in England. It is not impossible; that an approach to this state of things i inay be brought about in England, where there is a dense population within the limits of an island, every part of which can be reached by fast trains in a few hours from London. , Here the conditions are different, and, though the Herald and other papers have tried the experiment of running special trains to neighboring cities, the result has not been eneourag ing. Since the establishment of the tele graph all the great cities of the country have become news centers, and are in this respect on an equality with New York. Thus the same telegraphic news will be found in the Chicago papers that is found m the .New xork papers, to gether with the local Chicago news whicB the New xork papers do not, of course, contain. The. latter cannot, therefore, compete with the local papers of any other city. If our papers were very greatly superior to those of Chicago, Cincinnati, Philadelphia, or Boston, and could be sent through a pneumatic tube at a speed of 100 miles an hour, they might obtain the same practical monopo ly of American jourcsllsm whiftk the Spectator fancies that the London Time may obtain in .England. Unfortunately, however, they are .by no means better than the leadim? caoer in other cities. nor is there any hope that they will be so long as the Associated Press and the telegraph monopolies exist. New York Graphic. " , - , - ; ,v A Bad Habit. j A farmer can get into no habit worse than that of borrowing tools, and for this reason: First, one who' owns tools does not like to lend them, and thinks less of the man who borrows. Second, one nev er oemes to learn how to -use borrowed tools, nor to keep- them in order ; and third, he who borrows never can be a good farmer. It is true that a young man, just starting, may be allowed to borrow some, but he should not establish the habit ; or again, a man may borrow a new implement to see how it works. A man who borrows is not s likely to use a tool as carefully as if it were his own, and consequently does not Ao care ful, nice; work. What can a man be thinking about when he borrows a steel rlow. keetwi it several davs or a week. and brines it home as will be most likely the case, so dull as to be unfit for use i The owner can only take it to the -shop, and at his own expense get it sharpened. If a man lends tools to one, there are several neighbors who will want to bor row : and -thus it is, a harrow, for in stance, may be going the rounds through the neighborhood all the season. It is every -way desirable to cultivate what ' is called good neighborhood, out this can not be done where borrowing is prac tiaed. ..-; . J Awful Affliction. The following conversation was over heard the. other day , among a lot of school-Kirls. who , had obngregated in front of a house. Each one in turn ap peared to be holding up the domes tic skeleton which amicted their homes. One told how her little brother had broken his leg ; another about how sick her mother was, and still another told about how drunk her father would come home every night., . In short they all ap peared to have some grief to hold up, all bnt one little beauty, who seemed only unhappy to think there was nothing that she could tell to excite the envy and sympathy of the rest. ,. She listened to the recital of all these troubles as long as she could, and finally expressed her self in this way : " Well, girls, . we all have our troubles. . : Some' have sick brothers, and drunken fathers, and ugly mothers Some of us have got measles, and small-pox, and scrofula. We've got something awful in our family." f What is it ? " asked several " My little brother Benny's left-handed;" T. J. Mnjjxxx, one of the wealthiest merchants in Sacramento, .took for a wife a young octoroon. She was very prery, well educated, and her African blood was barely perceptible. ' The marriage was disfavored by the children of the first wife who would have no acquaintance with the step-mother. A short time ago Milliken died. Having made no wilL the octoroon wife could; only claim the wife's usual share of the property. The estate was worth about $1,000,000. The children are contesting her right to any thing, basing their suit on the fact of Mrs. Milliken being part negro, the Cal ifornia law declaring that . all marriages between white persons and negroes or mulattoes are illegal and void." . BLOODY ISLAND. The Famous Dueling Ground Opposite St. Louis Some Noted AflHirs of Honor. When Louisiana became a territory of the United States in 1804, by purchase from Napoleon the First, St. .Louis was the capital of Upper Louisiana. .It was only a thriving village, wiui its ware houses and cottages scattered along the rocky bank of the Mississippi. But with the change of government came a greater change ; new faces brought new ideas. The trading Yankee -. and the j chivalrous Southern jostled the emigrant from Great Britain and the continent. Human life had always been held cheap ly ; but not before had the peculiar doctrines of the code duello been reck oned supe .ior to the code Napoleon, then the common law of the country. The lawyers of St. Louis were the first to give tne go-by to the law. xn xsiv x nomas H. Benton and Charles Lucas were prac ticing attorneys in the Territorial Courts. Xjucas holding the omce of Attorney General. In the trial of an ordinary case sharp words and personalities were used by both lawyers. Benton, always a vin dictive man, challenged Lucas ; but the challege was declined, Xjucos assuming that he would not be held responsible for words usod in professional argument. Benton, intent upon satisfaction, contin ued to insult the General in such away that soon after JUucas sent him a cuallenge. which was promptly, accepted. The place of meeting agreed upon was an island in the river just opposite St. Louis. . This island, afterward famous for its duels, was a long narrow strip of land, densely covered for half its area with younsr cotton wood trees. The island had sprung into existence since the days of the Spanish rule, and its tenure of existence was yet dependent upon the great river that had created it. It was a sort of neutral ground. convenient of access, yet - almost be yond the reach of the law and its offi cers. ! The hostile parties just named met on the island with their seconds, exchanged shots,, and Lucas was wounded in the neck, i The surgeons then interfered and the duel ended. One would think that after such an exchange of illegal argu ments the dignity of the law would be respected in future, but such was not the cose. A few weeks later the same par ties met again in the same thicket of cottonwooda, and this same Benton killed Lucas. .The little narrow strip of sand with its thickets of cottonwooda had now become part and parcel of the history of those days. Not a pleasant history to study, either ; too many tales of bloodshed and crime ; too much of lawlessness and rapine. And now that long sand-bar became Bloody Island ; r a most proper name for the scene of such sanguinary deeds, . A few years later another affair of honor came off beneath the shade of the cotton wood saplings on Bloody Island. In 1823 an article appeared in the Missouri Republican reflecting upon the official conduct of Gen. Rector, who was then Surveyor-General of Illinois and Mis souri, i In the absence of Rector, his his brother promptly demanded ' the name of the writer from the editor. Joshua Barton, a brother of David Bar ton, Judge of one of the Territorial courts, was the writer named. Rector challenged Barton ; the challenge was accepted, and they met on Bloody Island. Isarton was killed at the very hrst ore. But now comes the. most sanginuary chapter of this fearful record. . It was seven years later and St. Xiouis Xisd be come a city. Wealth had come with in-t crease of population. The' great Terri tory of ljouisiana had been cut up into smaller parcels, and one of th e had be come the State of Missouri. , Bloody Island remained nearly the same.' The floods- of mid-summer deposited their yearly contributions of . sand and drift-- wood, and the sand-bar of earlier days had increased somewhat. -It had a more permanent look. The Cottonwood sap plings' had 'become trees. Visitors in search of a restorative for injured honor would find abundant shade. ; There was no fear of bavin ir the sun ink their . eves when practicing human at targets. . This last duel was another case of satisfaction by proxy. Nicholas Biddle was the President of the United States Bank. His management of that institution was sharply censured by his political enemies, and. Spencer Pettis, a : prominent .citi zen of Bt. Louis, was one of those offending. Alaj. Thomas . Biddle, e brother of Nicholas. Biddle. was a pay master in the army and then , stationed at St. Louis. He determined to punish Pettis for his criticisms ef his brother's financial shortcomings. Going to the hotel where Pettis boarded, at a very early hour, before any guest was awake, he learned from a colored servant the location of Pettis's room. . He found; him asleep. Snatching off the covering he proceeded to cowhide him in bed. Pettis was ill and made little or no resistance.. But when he regained his health he went be fore a Jnstioe of the Peace and made am davit to the facts just mentioned.' The Justice put Biddle under bonds to keep the peace; and believing that Pettis meant mischief, ha put him under bonds also. , Public opinion was adverse to Biddle 's attack upon Pettis, and Biddle was eagex to set himself right before the public. When they met before the Jus tice, Biddle offered to accept a challenge if Pettis would send it. 5 The challenge was sent. .- The place of meeting Bloody It was a hot August afternoon that they met under the cottonwooda of Bloody Island to settle this-question on injured honor, xne nver bank'.at t. Louis was- lined with people eager to know the result; for the duel was no se cret and its merits were freely diseussed by all. Biddle was very near-sightea; so the distance agreed upon was only five paces; and there the two. men stood pis tol ni hand almost -s breast to breast. vv nc a tne . word , was given, both men fired ' at . the same instant. The loud report rang out and the keen-eyed ones on the distant river bank saw the little puff of smoke that floated up above the trees. ,i With. the report of the pistol both men. fell; the surgeons rushed forward to their .work, and the seconds were as eager to assist them, but their principals were past the skill of surgery. Both men were mortally wounded. . A few minutes later the ex cited throng upon the other bank of the river saw people bearing the wounded men to their . respective batteaux, which were rowed rapidly across the river, Pettis died the next morning and Biddle two days later. That hot Friday after noon saw the last of the bloody scenes enacted there to retrieve injured'honor, Bloody Island long ago ceased to be. an island save in name, and a great dyke bound it fast to the Illinois shore. Then came other dykes and railroads, with depots and all the paraphernalia of com merce and travel. The cottonwoods dis appeared and buildings sprang up. Long before that the batteaux and canals had given way . to the ferry-boats. A few trees that shaded the victims of injured honor still remain ; but what is left for them now f Not one trace of the old times. Wheezing ferries, noisy locomo tives, impatient, dusty travelers ; and last of all, a giant bridge of steel binding the island fast to the other, the Missouri shore. Traffic, bustle, noise, perhaps pleasure ; but not a trace of that earlier honor is left to Bloody Island. Gentle Spring In the Household. From the Banbury News. . Moving is not pleasant. It breaks up old associations and the skin on your knuckles. The onlv wav of nnttf no- down a stair carpet without getting mad is to take the stairs out in the yard. ; . Wb frankly confess that we do not understand why the shaving-cup is packed at the bottom of a barrel of tan ware, or why a vest is used to wrap up a ham. Many ' articles which have become pleasant to us by long association, look dreadfully cheap and dingy when loaded on a cart, with the neighboring windew in direct range. One of the most try in or ' problems is how to load the wagon so the best furni ture will show to the neighbors. ' The carman who most carefully studies this matter will do the largest business. It is carry in or two lengths of stove pipe with two elbows at opposite angles, through a narrow hall and up a carpeted stair without dropping soot or knocking off the plaster, that is filling our lunatic asylums. It is now pretty generally admitted that in moving or house-cleaning, a child will put away three times the amount of food as on any other occasion. Forty times a day the mother apprehensively inquires: "Xjands saae-l whats the matter with that child? Has it got a tape-worm?" Which is heavier, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers? Old Conundrum. A single pound of feathers is just as heavy as a pound of lead, but twenty-five pounds of feathers in a tick, in a narrow and crooked hallway is about as heavy as two hundred and eighteen pounds of lead. ; - Ab6tt the first thing a woman does in a moving, is to cut her fingers, and every object she wishes to call your attention to is pointed out with a hand that is and smelling strong enough of arnica to knock over a stable boy. The injury is sometimes caused by closing . her eyes when she is about to strike a nail, but . is most frequently done in taking up tacks with a limber case-knife. There wouldn't be so much moving were it not for woman. If a neighbor becomes a little offensive, or a landlord a trifle exacting, a woman will move at once. But a man will swallow all griev ances and' cheerfully submit to be knocked down and sat upon, rather than move. Moving is serious business to a man, whatever it may be to a woman. and did he have his way, the - present number of carmen would be speedily and considerably reduced. Wolf Scalps. Probably not many of our readers have had occasion to use the phrase, " to keep the wolf from the door," which so graphically expresses the labors of a farnay to prevent hunger from entering the home. The phrase could only have originated in a community where wolves were abundant and fierce. i ormerly in New England they were so numerous that a bounty was paid for wolf -scalps, in order to encourage the destruction ef the animal who loves fresh lamb, and is not averse to young children. It is said that the dishonesty of the hunters was such as to compel the town officer, who paid the bounty, to slit the. ears of the scalps, so that they might not be stolen and offered again. Ia the old Colonial days the heads of the wolves that had been killed were placed on the outside of the meeting-house, between the , win dows.. ; ,. . i : In Missouri, where wolves- are still numerous, wolf -scalps are received : in navment of State taxes. . Recentlv. a iagislative committee burned 1,200 scalps which had accumulated during two years, worth, at $5 a head, the amount allowed in taxes lor each scalp, u,uw. xxie reason of their accumulation was that they were the Treasurer's, vouchers that such an amount of taxes had keen re ceived. .., . l,x- Burn Kerosene the Right Way, A correspondent of the New York Sun calls attention of all consumers of kero sene oil to the pernicious and unhealthy practice of using lamps filled with that article, with the wicks turned down. The gas which should be consumed - by the flames is by this means left heavily in the air, while the cost of the oil thus saved at present prices would scarcely be one dollar a year for the lamps of a house hold. His attention was called particu larly to this custom by boarding in the country where kerosene was the only available light.; A large family of chil dren living in the same house were taken ill oue night, and on going to the nursery the mother found the room nearly suffo cating, with a lamp turned down, where upon the physician forbade the us of a lamp at night, unless turned at full head. lie said he could quote many cases, one of a young girl- Subject' to tits of fsint ness, which if not induced, were greatly increased by sleeping in a room with the lamp almost turned out. Besides the damage to health, it spoils the paper and curtains, soils the mirrors and windows, and gives the whole house an- untidy air and an unwholesome r dor. Disraeli on Dry Champagne. . There was . once a member of .this House, one of its greatest ornaments, who sat opposite this box, or an identi cal one, and indeed occupied the place which I now unworthily fill. That was ! Mr. Planning. : In his time, besides the discovery of a now world dry champagne was invented. Laughter. Hearing everybody talk of dry champagne, Mr. IJ banning had a great desire to taste it, and Charles Ellis, afterward Lord Sea ford, got up a little dinner, care being taken that there : should be some dry champagne. Mr. CI tanning took a glass, and alter drinking and thinking for a mo ment, exclaimed, " The man who savs he likes dry champagne will say anything." Laughter. Now I do not want to en ter into a controversy with any of my honorable friends opposite who doubt the existence of liibandism ; but this I will say, that the mas who maintains that Bibandi8m does not exist, is a man who ought to drink dry champagne. Loud laughter and cheers. Iiirraeti'g Speech in the House of Commons, - March 23. " Five cents fare for that child, mad am," said a street-car conductor, as he opened the door and put his head into the car. "Very well, she replied, feel ing in her pocket; "this is an orphan child, and Im its guardian. I must have a receipt for all moneys paid out. and as soon as you write me one 111 drop a nickel in the box." He shut the door and leaned over the brake like a man in deep thought. . Don't imagine thai you were born to reform the world. Yon can't split a mountain with a toothpick. BUSINESS CARDS JOHN CONNER, AND - Exchange Office, ALBANY, OREGON. Deposits received subject to check t sight. Interest allowed on tune deposits in coin. Eiohsnge on Portland, San Francisco and New York for sale at lowest rates. Collections made and promptly remitted. Refers to H. W. Corbett, Henry Failing, w. 8. Idd. Banking hours from 8 a. m. to 4 p. m. Albany, Feb. 1, 1874. 20 vS J. W. BALDWIN, Attorney and Counselor at Law, Will practice in all the Courts in the Second, Third and Fourth Judicial Districts, in the Supreme Court of Oregon, and in the C. Sw District and Circuit Conrts. Office in Parrish brick (up-et sir), in office occu pied by the late N. H. Crsuor, First street, Albany, Oregou.. . - .- tol6v6 D. B. BICE, M. D., SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN. Office, Firstst., Between Ferry and Washington. Residence, Third street, two blocks below or east of Methodist Church, Albany, Oregon. T5n40 JT. C. FOWKIiIu.T I. FLTNN. POWELL & FLYNN, Attorneys and Counselors at Law, AND SOLICITORS IX CHANCERY, TL. Fiinn, Notary Public), Albany, Oregon. Collec tions and conveyances promptly attended to. 1 Albany Book Store. JNO. FOSHAY, . Dealer in Miscellaneous Books, School Books, Blank Books, Stationery, Fancy Articles, Ac. Books imported to order at shortest possible no ice. o30 DR. GEO. W. GRAY, I ST D J-0 Albany, Obeoon. Office in Farrish Brick Block, corner First and Ferry streets. Residence, corner Fifth and Ferry streets. Office hours from 8 to 12 o clock a. m. and' J to & o'clock p. m. 18v6 Epizootics Distanced. THE BAY TEAM STILL LIVES, And is flourishing like a green bay tree. Thankful for past favors, and wishing, to merit the continu ance of the same, the BAY TEAM will always be ready, and easily found, to do any haoling within the city limits, for a reasonable compensation. rs Delivery of goods a specialty. 20v8 A. N. ARNOLD, Proprietor. W. C. TWEEDALE, Dealer in Groceries, ProTisions, Tobacco, Cigars, Cutlery, Crockery, and Wood and Willow Ware, Albany, Obeoon. ty Can and see him. 94v5 The IVleUler Chair ! ' Can be had at the following plsces: Harrisburg Junction City... Brownsville . Hslsey . Ssm May .Smith Braafleld ......Kirk fc Home ...... J. M. Morgan .J . . HCIO.. . . . J. J. Brown Albany... .....Graf Collar A full supply can also be obtained at my old shop on First street, Albany, Oregon. . . J. M. METZLER. H.J.B0UGHT0NM.D., GRADUATE OP THE UNIVERSITY MEDICAL COLLEGE OF NEW YORK, ' t and late member of Bellevte Hospital Medical College. New York. " Office in A. Carothera fc Co.'s Drug Store, Al bany, Oregon. ' Piles Voiles I Why say this damaging and troublesome com nlint cannot Im eiirad. when so many evidences of success might be placed before you every day cures or supposed nopeiess cases t xour puypicuui inform, von tiit the kinder vou allow the complaint to exi-t. von lessen your chaucaa for relief, Kt perienee ka tavght this in all coses. A. Carotliers & Co.'s Pile Pills ft Ointment Are all they are recominendd to be. Will enre Chronic, Blind and Bleeding Files in a very short time, aud are convenient to trse. This preparation is sent by mail or express to sny ponit wttblu tue unitea Htatee ac l.ou per inoage. Address A. CARO rHERS & CO , KvS " Box 38. Alshany. Oregon. JOHN SCHMEER, DEALEB IN Groceries aift Provisioiis, ALBANY, OREGON. Has just opened his new grocery establishment, on Corner of Ellavoorth and First Streets With a f rash stock of Groceries. Provisions, Candies! Cigars, Tobacco, he., to which he invites the atten tion or our citizen. In mntiH-tlnn with the stors he will keenaBakery, and will always have on hand a full supply of fresh Bread, Crackers, It. . t tif Call and see me. , . . ' ' JOHN rCHMEEB. February 1ft. -. .- .. 4v4 The Old Stovo Depot John Briggs, Dealer in Coot Farlof aii .Boi- Sfes! . OF THE BEST PATTERNS. Al.80, Tin, Sheet Iron and Copper Ware, And the nsnal assortment of Furnishing Goods to - be obtained in a Tin Store. . v Repair neatly and promptly executed on reason able terms. f- Short Reckonings Make Long Friends. Fbohtt Stbeet, Albany. Bee. 5, 1874. , i A. WHEEFXEB. C. P. BOtTGE. C. B, WHEELEK. A. WHEELER & CO., SHEDD, OREGON, FORWARDING ' AND . , COMMISSION HERCHAUTS. Iealera In Merchandise and Produce. A good assortment of all kinds of Goods always in store at lowest market rates. . Agents for sale of Wagons, Grain Drills, Cider Milla, Churns, fco., e. . . OKBU paid fo WHEAT, OAT 8, IOBK, BDT- A. W. GAMBLE, M. D., PHYSICIAN, SURGEON, Etc. Office on First St., over Weed's Grocery Store- Residence opposite late residence of John O. lien, denhall, near the Foundry, First street, Albany. October M. 1873. Vebfoo t m arkett CHARLES WILSON Hiring leased the Webfoot Msrket, on First street., adjoining Grsdwohl's, respectfully asks a share of' the public patronage. The market will be kept con stsntly supplied with all kinds of fresh meats. Call, and see. tW The highest cash price paid for Hides. CHARLES WILSOV. Albany, August 14, 1874. GEO. R. HELM, Attorney ani Counsellor at Lai ALBANY, OREGON, Will practice in all the Courts of this State. Office in Fox's Brick Building (np-stairs), First-, stieet. 6v7 ALBANY Foiiry ail Mae A. F. CHERRY, Proprietor, ALBANY, OREGON, Msnnf actures . 1 Steam Engines,, Flour and Saw Mill Machinery, Wood-WorlQii2 & Agricultural Macliinery,, And all kinds of Iron and Brass Castings. Particular attention paid to repairing all kinds of machinery. ' 41v3 A. CAROTHERS & C0. DEALERS IN Drugs, Chemicals, Oils. Paints, Dyes, Class, Lamps, Etc. All the popular patent Medicines, - FINE CUTLERY, CIGARS, TOBACCO. NOTIONS, PERFUMERY, And TOILET GOODS. Particular care and promptness given phyaiciana'? prescriptions and family recipe.. - A. CAKUlilEKa 4t tU Albany, Oregon.' - 4v5 GO TO THE BEE-HIVE STORE -TO BTTY - Groceries, Provisions, notions, &c.t &c.t &c.. Cheap br Cash. L Country Produce of All KMs Boimht For Merchandise or Cash. This is the p'ace to get the Best Bargains Ever Offered In Albany. Parties will always do well tooall and a e for them selves. H. WEED. First Street, Albany, Oregon. S2v Ye MEXICAJW Llustang Liniment Was first known in America. ' Ttr merits are now well known throughout the habitable world. It has the oldest and best record of sny Liniment in the--world. From the millions upon millions of bottles -sold not a single complsiot has ever reached na. A a Healing and Pain-subdnlng Xlniment it baa no equal. It ia alike . BENEFICIAL TO MAN AND BEAST. Sold by an Drugglsta. ' V , .:' YV0LD . Homestead Tonic Plantation Bitters Is a purely Vegetable Preparation, composed of Ualisaya Bark, Boots, Herbs and Frnlta. among which will be found Maraapariillan, Dandelion, Wild Cherry, Baaaafrea, Tausy, Gentian, Sweet Elaar, etc.; also Tamarinds, Dates, Prunes and Juniper berries, preserved in a sufficient quantity (only) of thepplrit of Sugar Can to keep in any climate. They invari ably relieve aud cure the fullp.wtog. oomplaluta Dyspepsia, Jaundice, I.iver Complaints, . Loss of Appetit, Headache,. Bilious Attack, Fever and ague. Summer Complaints. Sour Stoiuaob, Palpita tion of the Heart, General Debility, etc. They are especially adapted aa a remedy tor the diseases to which V O M E n - , - Are subjected and as a tonic for the Aged. Feeble end Debilitated, have no equal. They are strictly in tended as a Temperance Touio or Bitters, to be nsed aa a medieine only, and alwaya according to directions. SoiiD bt Ai,i4 First-Class Dbtjgqists BR 0 Oil FACTORY. WV D. BELDING, Who manufactured the firs' good Broom every made in Albany, has returned Irom California, sndt located permanently in this city, where he has gain commenced tne manufacture of all kinds of Brooms, Brushes, Wisps, Ac. at hia faetorv on FIRST STBEET, a John, Htttwi old stand, east of MiinoHi Mills, where- he invites those wishing a Arstlata broom to call and secure it of aim. : , W. D.- BSXDn. Albany, Oct. 18, 1874. ; 5