Cymbeline and the Quarrelers. Mubeline, the King, and his Queen Went with a lordly train to ride. To see the land in it summer pride. Vnd what beside there was to be seen. 1 i ancing along with laugh and song They found a quarrel of man and wife And these when anked of tli rauwi of strife, Each on the other cat the wrong. Each one said. " That ever i wed Wed with a creature ho fro ward and ill Spake the Kini; with a riirht " Let them both to the palace be led That name night, when lamps were bright Over the lords and ladies there, Cymbehue said with his kingly air "Bring the two we found at fight." " Mute with shame the colprita came, And each was set to stand alone. Out before the royal throne, While Cymbeline spoke to bothby name. Saying, "A wide as side from side Of the heavens above na I set you twain Each is free to marry again ' Choose from the court a bridegroom and bride." Each in guise of blank surprise Looked around ou the circle there. Lords so fine and ladies so fair - Ended iu the other's eyes. ' Choose !" cried the King, "by my signet ring I promise to wed you with vour choice !" They scarcely heard the roval voice. So paeing wonderful seemed the thing. Hound Bhe gazed, her vision dazed. With splendors of manly form and face, He beheld the wcmaniv grace" Deckc in jewels that melted and blazed. Then the scene and all between Their tender wooing vanished away ; There came a waft of their marriage dav -VihI all the sweetness that had been. She was there, that maiden fair, As tiret he saw her when times were glad ; And he was there that blooming lad. As he first went by with his jaunty air. Then the thought of their babes was brought, Into each other's arms they sprang '. Loud and loud the rafters rang, Aud noble eyes with tears were fraught. " You choose the beet, aud leave the rest !" Cymbeline cried with a shaking voice ; , .'I promised to wed you with your choice. And each has chosen the way I guessed !" From Blackwood's Magazine. THE DISAPPOINTING BOY. "My dear Septimus," I said, "I con gratulate you ou your son. He is a most pleasant feliow; cheerful without silli ness intelligent, but not a prig." ' Humph !" replied my friend. a. great pan oi the conversation in this country is carried on by grunts; but, if there is anything which cannot V. 3 i v : . j - uc expreaetju iu ljjis maimer, it is cor dial ascent. I relapsed into silence. and filled my glass. Septimus passed his hand over his hair, -which is rather long, and still thick, though streaked with many threads of gray, and gazed thoughtfully through the window, which opened on to the lawn. A faint light lingered in the west, and the stars shone brilliantly above the black cedar. near which was dimly seen the graceful figure of my friend's wife. At her aide was a young man, on whom, moved by genuine liking and the emotions natural to a benevolent person who was dined well, 1 bad just pronounced a seemingly inopportune oanecvric We sat round a table; over which a shaded light was hanging, and the claret passed slowly between us. It was too old to be hur ried. After a silence of a few minutes, my friend leaned back in his chair, and said "If it would not bore you, I should like to tell you a few anecdotes of my dear boy s life. " Pray do," I said. I was in the mood for listening disposed for silence, end moderately curious. Sep tixnus has a manner gentle as the even ing, and a voice which might have grown mellow in his own cellar. " It has long seemed tome,"" he be gan, "that the rules of conduct which we try to impress on our children are absurdly inconsistent with those by which we expect them to regulate their later life. When they are young they are to be unobstrusive, and to give up to overybody; when they have reached man 8 estate tney are to give way to no body, but to push their fortunes in the world. As well might we punish the child for going near the water, end ex pect the man to swim; or train the run ner for the race by making him walk back wards. When Tommy was born. I made up my mind to avoid the common error. In the battle ol hie he should be taught to win, and not go round, when the lighting was over, with a red cross on his arm. When he was a baby he showed a frreat love of color, and would lie lor hours smiling at the sun light, and making little motions with hie hands. It seemed clear to me in those days that the child would be a great painter you know that I was al wavs fond of art and take a high ixsi- tion. There is a great opening in that direction. An active man who culti vates a bold style, and is above hig gling over detail, can paint ten pic tures in a year, and when he has made a rame, can sell then for 100 each. When I pointed out to Jesse what a road of fortune lav before -our baby, k!i lauarhed at him, and called him Tommv H- A. " But of course in those days I could not be sure of the line iu which my son would excel. My duty was to prepare him toilexcel in any way he might choose, by developing in him the taste f,r -nmrietition. I looked about for a competitor, and had good look to find my little nephew Theodore, who is ten minutes older than Tommy. I borrow ed him from his parents, and at once brought the two lads into competition. I well remember my first attempt, and its failure. I had been left in charge oi , oTiildren for a short time, and seiz ing the opportunity, induced them to .onrwut thp room for a lump ef lw oak ing if the boys were not young for ed ucation. - . ... - 1 1 1 n A. .Not at ail, saia u; iut tell you that in these days, -when the idea of individual liberty is in the air nhililren rebel acr&inst tile influence of their parents almost before they are Dreecnea. . . " You surprise me, I said, "and will nigh make me accept the poet's picture. You remember the lines i ' . ..... t.Atf l. A VctHtft) lioTTK V.s?cr Btood up i' the straw, and to his Mother Ooose Cried, naaam. iwu uui. u- a innimilai in a. derireciatincrman ner, somewhat uncertain, I think, whether I were in jest or earnest. xxe continued his story, " Tommy was a good walker, if you make allowance for the novelty of the accomplishment, but lost some time is lateral nn.tion like those of a landsmen on a rolling sea; therefore Theodore, who had PerP" ual inclination forwaod, and w -nt with an involuntary goose-step, too . the lead at once, and would have wcr, hid not his head, advancing too quk-. J or his legs, come suddenly in contact with the floor. Now waa my boy's chance; but instead of going by his cousin, who was prostrate and howling, he sat down on the carpet and bellowed twice as loud for sympathy. Jessie said that I ought to be ashamed of myself, and divided the lump of sugar between the oompeti-orv " When the boys were a little older, I again borrowed Theodore, and made a little class of !iiin and Tommy, hoping for healthy rivalry in the requisition of koowledge. I began with an opening address, in which I pointed out to them that the duty of each was to beat the other; and that, as every man in the grown up world was trying to get as much of the luxuries and honors as he could, so each boy would try to gain for nimseu a.', large a snare as possible oi the marbles, toffee, and other prizes, which I should from time to time offer. They heard me with the greatest giavity, and our opening day was a decided suc cess. I soon found, however, that my prize system was a failure, since as my students always played together, they cared not a jot who won the toys, which they enjoyed in common; and as to the taffee, they both suffered so much on the first prize-day, that Jessie put her veto on that form of reward. " After this I determined to substi tute pennies, and for a time thought 1 had effected my purpose. Tommy grew wonderfully industrious, and in spite of my strict impartiality accumu lated a vast store of copper. Week af ter week he drew on me with papers and marks, which were duly honored, until 1 saw myself in days to be the aged father of the first of the gentile financiers. He should direct the appli cation of his neighbors' fortunes, specu late in a gigantic war, become Baron Tommy at a foreign court, perhaps Sir Thomas at his own. My dream was rudely dispelled. One day my small nephew came to me in great glee. ' Uncle Septimus,' said he, do you know that this is my birthday? 'Yes,' I replied, 4 and Tommy's birthday too, although you certainly gained an advan tage over him, for which no activity' on his part can ever compensate. 'And please Uncle Septimus,' con tinued lheodore, do loot at the pres ent which Tommy has given me;' and he held up a highly decorative whip and scarltt reins. It was but too clear that the fortune which my sou had ac cumulated by his industry, had been expended in a present for the defeated candidate; and when questioned on the subject, the young prodigal at once allowed that this had been the sole mo tive of his extraordinary devotion to Btudy. While I was trying to impress upon him that if the triumph of the successful resulted in the gain of the un successful competitor, emulation was impossible, his mother came in with a rush and hugged him. Jessie is apt to act irom impulse; as almost all women are. When I pointed out to her, on one occasion, that unless everybody is al ways trying to get as much of every thing for himself as he can, the most valuable laws of political economy are false, she said she did not care if they were, and that she knew that it was better to help another than to help one's self. Here I could not help interrupting my mend beptitnus with the remark that there was no better way of helping one's self than appearing as a helper of others, if you knew the right moment at which to leave them; and that some had grown wonderfully rich in this manner. Septimus seemed to think my remark irrelevant, for he took no notice of it, but continued his story. "You may suppose," he said, "that in choosing a school for my bpy I should be greatly influenced by size ; for if competition be a good, the wider the field of competition the better. I sent him off to Eaton with a copy of Mr. Smile's stimulating work on 'Self Help,' and a manual of political econ omy, to which his mother added a large hamper and a Bible. His school career was fairly successful, and would have been brilliant but for that moral obliqui ty, of which, alas ! there was no longer room for doubt. There was no limit to his generosity, which was constantly developed by an ever-growing popular ity. There never was so popphu a boy. The masters could hardly find fault with him, and his school-fellows made a hero of him, as was natural, indeed, for he could refuse them nothing. His gaiety, which never flagged, grew noutous wnen ne was conferring a favor. He was the author of more Latin verses than have been left to us by the p.!ets of Rome, and never dash ed off his own copy until he had wooed the Muses to the side of Tompkins, rSrabazon, Jones, .Montgomery and a host of others. Again and again I told him, both verbally and by letters, that popularity is the reward of those who are the gulls of society; and there is no current coin of so little value; and that the only real proof of a man's success is the jealousy which he excites. He now not only neglected my advice, but even respectfully contradicted me; and it must be confessed that his answers had a great look of brilliancy, for he was an unusually clever lad, and might now be anywhere if he choose. ought to add that he neyer grew angry in argument. He has his mother's sweet temper, which is a very good thing in a woman. " Perhaps you think that I have given undue importance to trifles; and in deed I made light of them myself until my son, in a great crisis of his career, behaved in a manner which I could not misinterpret, though I am thankful to say that I could pardon it. He was now eighteen years old when he and his greatest friend, a boy of the name of Dart, entered together for scholarship at one of the Oxford colleges. I will not linger over the story; indeed, if you will excuse me for a moment, I will fetch my son's letter, from which you will learn the catastrophe at a glance, while I shall be spared the pain of re cital." Septimus, who had risen slowly while he was speaking, crossed the passage to his study, and came back with the fol lowing note, which he placed in my hands: " Oxford, , 18 Mr Deab Father. I hope that you won't be awfully sick at what I iiave done; but I am afraid that you won't like it. i thought of you -a great deaf before I made up my mind, but I don't know what else I could have done. There is a fellow up here called Mills, who is Just going to take his degree, and is very thick with the dons. He was at my tutor's when I first went to Eaton, aud was very keen that I sh ould tret one of the scholarships here. Some how or other he found oat from one of his don friends C which, of course, he had no business to do), before the first day of the examination, that a Clifton fellow was pretty safe for the first scholarshin. and that the other was a very near thing between. Part id me. Now yon know that old Dart could not have come up to Oxford aft all if he bad not got a scholarship, and it did not make any difference to me, be cause you always let me do what I want. So the fact is, tkat I did not do quite my best in the last Darters. I am as erood as sure that it did not make the least difference in the world; for the dear old man is a perfect needier at a critical Darter ( Greek particulars and scholar ship tips, etc,, you know) and was bound to lick me anv way. Only I did not like to keep it dark from vou. though of course he must never know anything about it; and you- never saw any fellow so happy as he is; and so you, must not be vexed, or at least must have got over it before you see your affectionate son. Tommy. P. 8. Of course vou will tell mother, and she will make von torsive me, I know. J am awfnllv well and hanDv: and the fellows here are tremendously kind and jolly." I IWhen I had finished reading this scholarly composition, and had breath ed a sigh for the lost slang of my early da vs. it occurred to me that 1 had a chance of praisiner my young friend for a virtue which even a parent couid not deny him. And calling to mind an old tale of our university life, at which Sep and I were wont to smile when we were careless undergraduates, I laughed, and said "You should be thankful for so honest a son, who did not 'keep in dark,' as he might have done. He seems as anxious to avoid all misunder standing as was Toby O'Connor when he caret ully engraved his name upon he stone which he afterwards flung through the dean's plate-glass win dow. This anecdote had never before failed to raise a smile; but my friend was evi dently in no mood for laughter. After a simper of acknowledgment, he care fully folded up the letter, aud smooth ing it with his hand, continued his Btory. "Can you imagine my feelings when I read this missive? he said. "I could not speak; so I threw it across the breakfast table to Jessie, and went away to my study. i!or a full half hour there was no sound. Then I heard the door of the dining-room open, and my wife's step in the passage. I called to her. W hen she came m 1 saw that her eyes were full of tears. I took her in my arms, and begged her not to fret about it. saving that it was a terrible disappointment, and that we shall bear it together, x was quite cnoity, anu sue did not appear to hear me. O Septi mus,' she said, after a few moments, what have we done that God should have given us such a noble son ?' and she burst out so bing. I have long ceased to feel surprised at the behavior of women. Every man marries a Sphinx. The power which that boy, with his frank manner, cheery laughter, and honest heart, (for I admit his charm, as who does not ?) had got over his mother, whe was no fool, I can tell you, is inex plicable. If he had robbed the bank to buy sweetmeats for the urchins of Little Britain. I believe his mother would have cried for joy and gone to say her prayers. There is a peculiar beauty about a woman's character; but as to expecting rational conduct or logical argument, you might as well make a salad of roses or walk in high-heeled boots." Septimus had now finished the anec-, dotes of his sou. Leaning his head upon his hand, and looking across the table, he asked, "What is my boy to be ! " J "What does he wish to be (" I asked in turn. "Thet is just what I asked him the other day," said my friend, with a half smile; "and the young wretch sug gested that he should follow my pro fession." "Your profession !" cried I, in amaze ment. I had known Septimus all my life, and was well aware that he had never followed an occupation for more than six days at a time. The routine of which he planned on Monday morning, never could survive the intervention of the following Sunday. My friend looked at me rather com ically and said, " I am afraid he was laughing at me. You know that I went in for all sorts of things when I was a young - man. I was wild about art at one time; and once I seriously thought of making a fortune on the Stock Exchange. You remember my devotion to literature; and how I studied architecture that year when we traveled together. I might have made something of them, if I had not been so often anticipated by Mr. Matthew Arnold, Mr. Buskin, and others. It was not until I was engaged to J. ssie that I took up political econ omy, and found that I had been an un productive consumer. It was a wonder ful science, and makes humanity so simple, showing you that all men are very much alike, if you look at them in the" right way, and don't confuse your self by the analysis of people's char acter' " Well, Septimus," I said, "you can't be surprised that your son should be as idle ajyoung dog as you were ini vour vouth. Perhaps he may some day if catch this science, as you did, for it is certainly in the air. "But," said Septimus, "the curious thing is that he is not idle at all. Oa the contrary, he works very steadily, but hates to get anything for it. I have shown him bishops in their aprons, and judges in their gowns, but without the slightest effect. When I took him into the House of Commons he expressed an opinion that all the members should wie ar wigs like the Speaker's, maintain ing that no man could be revolutionary in a wig. He added that, but for the head-gear of the lawyers, codification would be inevitable. When I intro duced him to the peers of my acquaint ance.he cross-questioned the noble lord about his tenants' cottages. I should suppose hi to be j entirely without reverence, if he did not sometimes burst into enthusiasm over people of whom, for the most part, I have never heard, and who have certainly achieved no position. But though he is without ambition, he is so far from idleness.that his industry is almost a vice. He not only pursues every sudy which cannot possibly lead to fortune or place, but he occupies his spare time with other people s.busmess. borne days ago my laborer (I had but one) abruptly left the place, and on inquiry I found mat Tom my, anxious to diminish the surplus ag ricultural population, and helped him to emigrate. He is on the point oi de livering a series of lectures to our peace ful rustics, who have heretofore been perfectly satisfied with my . penny read ings, and dv tnese means ne win prooa bly depopulate the village. He talks of a visit of inspection to the Valley of the Mississippi. In short, I begin to fear that I am the father of an agitator. A strange lad, of - whom the only thing which you can safely predict is that he will do what he likes, and that his moth er will abet him. Will you have any more wine?" "One moment," I said. "I only want to ask, what has become of the borrowed Theodore?" He is a very fair player at Polo." replied my host. You won't have, any more wine. Then let us join Jessie and my boy on vne lawn. Witchcraft. Near the classic isle of Lemonos, in the Greek Archipelago, is the compara tively unJtnown island of Agios strati. 'j. he latter island nas lately been rav aged by locusts, and the local authori ties decided that the pest was the result of witchcraft. Seven objectionable old women were therefore arrested for wittthoraft and thrown into nriann. There they remained for several weeks. while the locusts continued their ravages undismaved by the punishment which had fallen upon the witches. The an thorities having discovered that mild measures had no influence upon either witches or locusts, they were about to bury the miserable old women alive when the unbelieving Turk, who was the governor of the cluster of islands of which Agios Strata formed part, sud denly interposed his authority and re stored the seven old women to their homes. FARM AND HOUSEHOLD. flow Parchment in .lladr. The original Scriptures were written on parchment, an article of great anti quity, whose manufacture can be traced back more than 3,200 years. The finest of it is in our day known by the trade term of vellum, and is used to a con siderable extent for recording impor tant matters, Such as documents to be placed in corner-stones of public build ings, deeds, etc., as it will not rot, and is comparatively indestructible. Vellum is made from the skins of very young kids and lambs, by a process of liming, to remove the hair and fatty substances, then carefully stretched ou a frame, and with an instrument called a moon-knife scraped on both sides; the flesh side covered with fine chalk and rubbed with pumice stone, and after being leveled and dried is polished with a preparation of gum arabic and Whites of eggs. Buckwheat Bran for Cowh. A correspondent of the Country Gen tleman says: Experiments tried with the dairv of the Eastern Pennsylvania Experimental farm' se'em to demonstrate that buck wheat bran is more valuable than wheat bran for the production of butter. The cows were fed nve pounas of cut fod der, five pounds of cut hay, five and one half quarts of corn meal, and five and one-half quarts of wheat bran to each cow, fed in two feeds. From fourteen mil kings they gave 1,252 pounds of miik, yielding 117 of cream, and fifty seven and five-eighths of butter. From similar feed with buckwheat bran (value for value), substi tuted for the wheat bran, they gave l,200i pounds milk, 121 of cream; and fifty-nine and five-eights of butter. The difference in temperature was against the buckwheat bran. In another experiment the same feed was used, and was well wet with hot water twelve hours before feeding. Fourteen milkings gave 1,318 pounds milk, 140 of cream, aud 60 of butter. From these experiments we obtain the following Suta: 3,820 pounds of milk yielded 278 of cream, which made 177 pounds of butter, or at the rate of 21 pounds of milk to one of butter. After weighing the milk of a dairy of twenty common cows, I have found that it required very nearly twenty-five pounds of milk to make one pound of butter. ilealthfnl Heils. Germany excels any country with which I am familiar in the cleanliness of its beds. It seems as much a part of yearly house-cleaning with them to have the hair removed from . the mattresses, to have it well beaten, and sunned and the cover washed, as it is with us to have carpets whipped and freed from their disease begetting dust. I grant that it would be a difficult and expensive undertaking for an American housekeeper, for skilled laborers, are rare, and when found must be well paid, as they should be. Knowing the obstacles, then, -' iu a thorough renovation of our beds, we should take all the more care to protect and air them. Every bed should have made especially for it, the size of a tick, a white, tacked comforter, not too thick, so as to be unmanageable in washing; over this the sheet is spread. Every bed in daily use should be sub jected to the purifying rays of the sun at least once a week, and should be left open for the reception of air and ligHj some time before being made up. Beds not frequently used are often found very musty and disagreeable to guests. The parlor beds, that swallow their own "con tents by a magic touch, are fair without, but in time, for the lack of proper air ing, thay become foul within. From the Science of Health. .Iannrial Value of Wood Ashes. New land is proverbially good; not that it has more largely the elements of fertility in general, as the trees take care that this is not the case, using up what nutriment is annually furnished by the leaves; but it owes its value to the potash left after the land is burned over, as is the case also in breaking up the prairie. The principle will be clear ly seen by giving it a single thought. The ashes furnish the mineral or inor ganic part, the atmosphere the rest, the soil containing sufficient other material (humus, clay, sand, etc.) for a bais, But science and philosophy tiside, it has been found that ashes are a superior benefit. Around an old heap of spet ashes there will always be a circle of rank growth, usually of grass and weeds of a bluish color. This is found to bo the case whatever the soil may be. In the strongest garden soil I have noticed it, and also in very poor land. Unleached ashes have a still more marked effect, showing the imiortance of potash as manure. The tests that have been made, so far as I am cognizant, always show that the growth, especially of grass, corresponds to the amount of ashes applied ; and the amount may be large seventy to eightv bushels per acre, and even more. The benefit will show at once, but not all of it, as the ashes do not give up at once all they contain, being dissolved slowly, so as to supply potash for seve ral years. This is my experience, and, believe, the uniform experience ot every one. The, reason why ashes are not more highly valued are not valued for what they are worth is that they are too sparingly used. When sown on meadows, a few bushels to the acre are all that are used. As but a part is dis solved, the first year it will be readily seen that tr.e effect must be small less so than that of plaster, though plaster is one of the ingredients of ashes. .But there are not enough asnes to sow largely, and a large proportion of what we have are permitted to g to waste; particularly is this the case with leacned ashes, vet ' thev are neariy as erood as uuleached. and eaually lasting. We ought to have every particle of our ashes, including the soot from the stovepipes and chimneys. We want them for special uses to manure our grapevines and fruit trees, and to use in our gardens, door-yards and lawns. Each farmer or owner of land, if he burns wood, makes enough ashes for these purposes. The extent of land on which thev are used being circum scribed, they may be used plentifully, in which case the effect will not fail to be hic:hlv satisf actorv. I have used them on grapevines with the most orratifVino' results, applied mostly as a cover to the mulch, having the property to keep this moist, as well as to impart fertility: hence they are particularly excellent in a drouth. Not only is the growth of the wood advanc ed, but that of the fruit also, and I hive become convinced that by the use of ashes the flavor ot fruit in general is improved. I know that in connection with thorough drainage this has proved to be the case. Particularly are lawns and dooryards in grass benefitted by ashes. Apply at the rate of sixty to eighty bushels per acre, more or less, according to whether the ashes are made of hard or softwood hard-wood ashes being the best. A coat applied once in three or four years will do. On grapevines, fruit trees, and the garden in general, I find. yearly or biennial applications most satisfactory. Of course a less quantity is to be used at each application. y" Now is the time to begin to save ashes, just as they are beginning to be made. Save all carefully during the winter, and apply early in the spring. Remember the leached article is nearly as good as the unleashed. Let the soap-making be done early in the spring, so as to apply the spent ashes early. Cor. Country Gentleman. Killing and Cleaning Hoars. There are many things connected with killing and cleaning hogs that, by a lit tle foresight, will enable the operator to save much unnecessary work. Although the great mass of hogs are now sent to the centres of trade to be killed and packed, yet every farmer kills the pork wanted for family use, and many living near cities kill and dress all they fatten. Those who have the modern farm steamers will find but little difficulty in keeping the water for scalding of the right temperature. Those who have not a steamer may save a large amount of labor by providing facilities for get ting water from the kettle to the tank or trough used for scalding; for one of these tanks once used, the old-fashioned barrel will never be returned to there after. It is much more simple and far easier to scald the entire hog at once, and it takes but little if any more water than by the old-fashioned way of scalding in a barrel or cask. All that is necessary is, to provide a water-tight trough or tank, deep enough to float a hog, and wide enough so the animal may be rolled over in the tank. The ends should be slanting toward the platform, which should be of the same height as the tank. Thus' no difficulty will be experienced in getting the hogs in and out. From the end of the plat-form upon which the hogs are cleaned, an inclined runway should be carried up to a height sufficient to swing the hogs clear off the ground and thence horizontally far enough to hold the hogs required to be killed. 1 These should be of sufficient width to allowf stretching' the hind legs, and the gambrel sticks should be straight, and notched at the ends to hold the tendons from slipping, and just long enough so that they will rest properly on the runway. Thus you may easily run the hogs along the incline to the runway, where they are easily moved to any position- desired. Have good tools, a couple of hog hooks, and good scrapers. They are now made on purpose for this work. The old-fashioned iron candlesticks are good. A very fair scraper may be made with a worn-out hoe, by cutting the handle eighteen or twenty inches long, bending the blade so that it stands nearly at right angles to the handle. and grinding the edge by holding it square to the grindstone. Have not less than three knives, one for sticking, with the blade nine inches long and pointed, and two of - the best steel, ground keen for shaving. Other duller knives may be used for finishing the scraping. One of the mistakes, and one too often made, is scalding the hogs by guess. The proper temperature of the water is loo to 190 degrees F ahrenheit. This will scald but will not set the hair, un less by gross negligence. If you have many hogs to kill, it will pay you to have your scalding tank made with a sheet iron bottom, with a narrow fire place beneath. The water once hot, a very little fire will keep it so, and it saves dipping back and forth. If the farmer av,e any one of the good farm steamers, a pipe or hose may be carried from thence to the tank and the steam will keep the water hot. la sticking, do not kill to quickly. The heart should not be touched but rather the blood vein leading to the heart. This is learned with a little practice and observation. A thrust in the right direction, and a slight turn of the wrist do it. If you do not succeed the first time, try again and immedi ately, for the right thrust must be learned. Do not be in a hurry in any ot the operations of dressing and,' above all, do not kill on an extremely cold day un less it be in-doors; and do not let the hogs freeze while cooling, especially if heavy. . t or sometimes, if frozen sud denly on the outside, the interior will taint before it cools. Hence the neces sity ef spreading the carcass thoroughly. lo become thoroughly cool, will some times take thirty-six to forty-eight hours. Special attention should be given to cleaning the head, ears, feet, etc., for it often enhances the price of the hogs from one-half of a cent to one cent per pouud, and this well repays the extra labor. If intended for home consump tion, and left for the women folks to do after the hogs get cold, it is impossible to get them pr iperly cleaned. . .Never send the insides into the house to be cleaned. At hog-killing time the women have enough to do without. If they take care of the fat after it is sepa rated from the entrails it is enough. It is a small job for a man or deft boy to separate them on a suitable bench at the killing place. Thus, by the exercise of a little in genuity and foresight, temporary fix tures mays be arranged for dressing hogs, if we except the scalding tank; and this may be applied to so great a variety of purposes, when not . wanted for hogs, that it will repay its cost. If a regular building is erected for keep ing hogs, fixtures for handling should always be provided; and m this case the farmer, with care in shipping, may always realize more money for his pork than by selling it on loot. The Household. KKKPisa Tallow and Labu. Doctor Dotch states that tallow and lard can be kept from getting rancid by the follow ing process: The tallow or lard is first treated with carbonate of soda in the proportion of two pounds of soda to every 1,000 pounds of . lard, and then subjected to a digestion with alum in the following manner: Ten pounds of alum are dissolved in 500 pounds of water, and one pound of slaked alum added to the solution and boiled. This solution is stirred well with 1,000 pounds of lard, at a temperatnre of IbO or 2UU degrees Fahrenheit, for about half an hour. The liquor is then separated from the lard, and the lard is treated with the same amount of pure water again. This lard will keep for a very long time. Fabulously Rich Ore Reported to be Worked in Colorado. Professor Sbirman, Director of the United States Mint in Denver, on Sat urday, completed the assay of a large quantity of ore from the Cash Loae Gold Hill Mining District, Colorado. This ore is fabulously rich, carrying 369 ounces of gold and 3,151 ounces of silver per ton, the coin value of which is $11,711. The main shaft of the lode is down 85 feet, with 30 and 75 foot levels, with two other shafts each down 40 feet. The main shaft is being worked vigorously, and promises to be one of the best in Colorado. A TALE OF WOE. He Deserted His Own True fove to Kn Away with a tirl Named Naraa. From the Detroit Free Press. "He's scooted with another woman ! exclaimed a corpulent female, afflicted with the asthma, as she pulled herself through the door of the central station yesterday forenoon. The police sergeants are never hasty about expressing their opinion, and the one in charge of the station looked at the woman and didn't even nod his head for her to go on. The woman took a chair, or nearly two chairs, puffed away like a hack horse for several minutes, and then, as the tears came to her eyes, she continued: "111 never forgive him, and if he's caught you may sentence him for life 1 To think that after we've lived together these five years and better he should de sert his own true love, and run . away with a girl named Sarah !" " You refer to your husband, I sup pose," said the sergeant, cautiously. " What other woman's husband would I be referring to?" she demanded. " Of course its my husband mv John Henry Polk 1" " And I infer that he has deserted you ?" " That's what he's done deserted me and run off with a girl named Sarah something or other, and I'm left here without a friend !" "He shouldn't have done that!" re marked the sergeant after .a long pause. "No, he shouldn't," she replied. " Why, what was he when I married him ? Didn't I take him when he was a good-for-nothing, insignificant wliiffet of sixteen and bring him up to what he is ? And now this is my return." She sobbed away for a while and then went on: "He called me his darling his dear gazelle, and he said that I was sugar melted over, and all that, and I believed it yes, believed it, like the fool I am." ' ' And he's gone, eh ? " ' Gone ! Didn't I say he'd gone ? I can hardly believe it, though when I look over the letter he wrote me, and see how he called me his. shining angel and his noonday star, I can hardly real ize that he has left me and taken up with a freckled-nose girl." "It's sad very sad," sighed the ser geant. "You don't know my feelings," she replied; " don't begin to realize how this heart of mine is wretched and up set. I wish you'd catch him, sir. I wish you'd bring him back here and stand him over there, and leave me over here, and lock the doors for about two minutes." "Be calm, madam," remarked the sergeant. " Carm ! How can I be carm ? When I think of John Henry, and Sarah, and dear gazelle, and shining angel,and noon day star, can I bid my heart be carm ? " She left her husband's description and went away, and the police will catch him if they can. The"Enco-Guid. There are a good many stories afloat about the punctillious observance of Sunday iu Scotland, but none more il lustrative of the absurdity to which the custom is carried than the following, which is told by the Count de Medina Pomar, in his newly published work, "The Honey Moon." "It was at the hotel of Dumbarton. I had just got up, and rung the bell for some water for shaving. A waiter answered my call. ' I want some hot water, . if you please, I said. 'And what for do you want hotjwater ?' 4 For shav ing,' said I. 'Ye canna have hot water on the Lord's Day for sic a thing as shaving,' said the waiter, horror-struck at the idea. I insisted again, but with the same effect. ' Na, na,' said he, ye canna have it.' Nesessity is the mother of invention, 'tis said, and this aroused mine. I thought that if I could arrange the order in such a way that it would not affect his religious scruples he would bring it directly. I therefore proposed that I should like some toddy, and told him to bring me the materials for making it, consisting of whisky, sugar, and boiling water. These he brought with out the least demur. I gave him the whisky, which he drank, and I used the hot water. So conscience was satisfied." An Almost Fatal Joke. A farmer named W. Smith, residing near Mt. Pulaski, HI., on leaving his house the other evening, instructed, his colored servant to take good care of his horses, and if any one come near the place to shoot them at once. The two daughters thought they would try the darkey s nerves to see 11 he would shoot. So one of them disguised herself in her father's clothes and went out to the barn, while the other informed the boy that there were thieves in the barn. The bov at once rushed out with his gun. and, meeting whom he thought was the thief, fired the contents ot his musket into the shoulder of the girl. The joke proved nearly fatal, but she is recover- inor mmniv. r i J . a. Scotch woman, whose name was Mar garet, did nothing but s wear and abuse, instead of answering the minister. "Ay, Martraret." says he, "dinna ye ken where a' the sinfu' gang ?" "Deiltak' them that kens, as weel as them that sneers " cried she. Ay, Margaret. they gang where there'll be wailing and gnashing of teeth." " By my trow, then, says Margaret, " let them gnash that ha'e them, for deil a stump ha'e I had these twenty years." Bismarck and Count Arnlax. special dispatch to the London Times of the 21st of November says A lithographed sheet issued at Berlin bv Dr. Zehlicke, the late editor of the Spener Gazette, states that shortly be fore the fall of M. Thiers, Prince Bis marck gave a parliamentary soiree, at which the conversation turned on JM. Thiers' position. A deputy remarked to the chancellor that M. Thiers was on the brink of a precipice and might fall in a few da a. . Prince Bismarck re plied: 'Things are not so bad, Our ambassador has sent reassuring reports almut it. It is all a false alarm. Thiers will remain in office.' A few weeks af terwards, when the Paris intrigue had succeeded, the same guests were assem bled, and the conversation reverted to the French crisis. The same Deputy twitted Prince Bismarck with the un expected turn things had take;), and the latter warmly exclaimed: 1 have been intentionally deceived.' " Indian Chbtney Satjce. Eight ounces of sharp, sour apples, pared and cored; eight ounoes of tomatoes, eight ounces of salt, eight ounces of brown sugar, eight ounoes or. stoned raisins, four ounces of cayenne, four ounces of riowdered eincrer. two ounces of garlic. two ounces of shalots, three quarts of vinegar, one quart of lemon juice. Chop the apples in very small square pieces, and add to them the other ingredients. Mix the whole well together, and put in a well-covered jar. Jveep this in warm place, and stir every day for a month, taking care to put on the lid af ter this operation; strain, but do not squeeze it dry; store it away in clean jars or bottles for use, and the liquor will serve as an excellent sauce for meat or fish. Make this sauce before the end of October. Mr;-. Beeton. The Bereaved Mother. A child's face eweet and innocent Peered into here-, "And to her life a eweetnesa lent, Through weary years. The fair bud faded ere the eve, And died away. Yet though her heart oeased not to grierei. The night seemed day. As she neared death'R sheltering shore. Her babe returned ; Not with the dim brightness of yore, Its sweet faoe bomed. . A love holy and innocent Annwered to hers. And the child f aee that o'er her bent Scattered her feara: The Fair Sex. Very fine plaiting (called knife plait ing) is a popular mode just now. Thf "apron front" prevails in all overskirts. Embboipebed shoes are coming, and long skirts are going out. Tub ladies of Idaho have undertaken a crusade against rum and tobacco. Bonnets are more than ever as ther fashionable season advances. Black silk suits (worn over velvet skirts), with sleeves and collar of velvet, are fashionable in Paris. Moch of the trimming of street suits is concentrated on the apron front the objective point, you know. Jet ornaments of all kinds appear to be as universally fashionable as ever. The real jet is as expensive as ever. Opera cloaks are many of them in the Dolman pattern, with long, droop ing sides. lfi- j u.-Mid io border thiifi. Thb " halo" brim-shape bonnet is very popular. irive years ago a lady would not have dared to don such head gear. In London the workingmen's and the workingwomen's college have been united into the " College for Men and Women." The long eauntlett six-button door- skin gloves will be en regie for ladies this season. They are finished in the most elegant style. Harpeb's Bazab tells one of its cor respondents that she cannot make a dress out of her three yards of silk. Wo r should think not. There is quite a rage for Chinese and Japanese ornaments. The new fash ioned gold tea-box ear-rings are ex ceedingly pretty. Veby few trousseaux are imported for American girls now. Times are hard, and besides one can get as good an outfit here as abroad. Vebt handscme black silk quilted sacques bordered with fur, are shown among imported goods for winter wear. $250 per sacque. Over three hundred women are now attending the lectures of University College, London, England. They re ceive certificates, but degrees are denied them. : Thbhb is a new fringe for trimming ball and party dresses, called seaweed fringe. It resembles seaweed very much, and is very pretty, besides being unique. The star shape button is much in favor for out-door costume. The but tons come in almost every size and color. They are of bone, and of French manu facture. Mopisths are becoming alarmed. So many ladies make their own dresses ! W hat shall we do ? Liower your prices. inesdames. Mrs. Btram, of Abingdon, Illinois, is a cattle farmer, and her premiums at the agricultural fairs this fall number 122, and amount to $1,150. There is a lull in the embroidery ex citement jrst now. A number of the imported suits continue to be very beau tifully embroidered. The French Government has decided that army officers must not marry un less the bride has a dowry of 25,000 francs. Heretofore the limit has been 10,000 francs. Mrs. Pobter, of Idaho City, has fallen heir to property in St. Louis valued at $1,000,000. Such a woman, if single, could marry who she pleased, as any man would be glad to support her. Fans have gotten back to the old fashion shape again, and consequently are less awkward to manage. Some of the prettiest are of black satin, em broidered iu gold and with feather edge. Extract of a letter from an absent wife: "If John should feel like sui ciding while I. am gone, give him a razor, and a basin, and a couple, of towels, and lock him up in the cellar." A Liberal Wedding Feast. A roval weddinar in the olden time was an affair altogether eclipsing- even the shoddy demonstrations and present making gbrgeousness of these modern days, f or example: On November 17, 1500, Count Guen- ther, ," the warrior," of Schwarzburg, Germany, was married to Countess Catherine of Nassau Armstaut. bixty four princes, as many countesses, and eighty-four noblemen, accompanied by their suits and servants, were present on the suspicious occasion. Omitting the list of presents to the bride, we are sat isfied to record what was furnished and served for a feast on the wedding day. There were 2,800 bushels of wheat und rye, 120 deers, 117 roe-bucks, 150 boar stags, 850 hairs, 20 'wood grouse, 25 woodcocks, 200 snipes, 510 blackbirds. 150 turkeys, 20 swans, 21 peacocks. 410 wild geese, 100 heads of cattle, 1,000 muttons, 4,200 pieces of poultry, 2,600 tame geese, 21,300 eggs.245 small roast ed pigs, 2,000 pounds of bacon, 8 smoakeu oxen, 47 pigs, 64'calves, 12 tons of butter, 7 barrels of vinegar; 200 bar rels of salted venison, 3,241 carps, 2,100 pounds of pise ruth, UU pounds of eel, 1,400 pounds of crawfish, 1,200 pounds of salmon, 4,000 pounds of sturgeon, 1,000. pounds of codfish, 6,000 pounds of herring, 300 pounds of baker plums, 2,000 pounds of honey, 400 pounds of rice, 1,000 pounds of lard, lOOpoudns of jelly, 700 pounds of cheese, $700 worth of candles, $2UU worth ot onions, 1,600 bushels of oats, 20 barrels of .Malvasia wine, 250 barrels of Rhine wine, and 264 barrels of beer; $4,500 was spent for dresses and harness, 4,000 for hone feed; and $10,000 for the decoration of halls and rooms. A Religions Anecdote. ' Apropos of the recent OOnsecratinn nf a bishop of western Texas, is the fol lowing story, about the early history of uis xpiouuptu onurcn in, that state -"The first services at Ttw1at,,iq" Texas, were held in an extemporized church, the building having been ure- viously used as a saloon and gambling place. The first Sunday after the pre hminary services, just as the Rev. Mr. Pierce had began his sermon, a gust of wind struck the building and blew a card from oneof the rafters. It was the "ten of diamonds," and fell face up ward upon the open Bible. Thecircura-. stance seem to disconoert the minister, whereupon old Felix Robertson stepped up aud taking the card from the Bible, "Wen, parson, you've got hkn! The devil has thrown upTiia hand all