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About The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 31, 1873)
PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY,
By COLL. VAN CLEVK,
Iff REGISTER BUILDINGS,
Cortrr JVrry and Fird Mnttt.
TKUMS IS AUVANCK.
Oao year Three dollar.
8U month. Two dollars.
Single copter Ten ceiita.
Tmnxtent advertiiwinontB, per sqiiare of
ten lines or lews first Insertion 2; each
mibaoqnent Insertion II. Unjer alver
tisement Inserted on the inoet Wicrai
Having received new type, stock of col
ored inks, cards, a trordon jobber, etc, we
kraprepared to execute all Rind of prlnt
Init in a Detter tnonncr, and fifty per cent
hoaper than ever before offered in this
Areata Car the Betster.
The following srentlemen are authorized
to receive and receipt for subscriptions,
ad vertWnK, etc., for the Keulstkk :
Hiram Smith, Harrtslrarft.
O. P. Toiupkins, Harrlsburg.
Peter Hmne, Brownsville.
W. R. Kirk, Brownsville.
J. It. Irvine, Scto.
T. H. Reynolds, Salem.
L. p. risW, aao Francisco.
D. p. Porter, 8hedd. Station.
Fletcher ft Wells. Bncna Vista, Polk Co
Chas. Nkskcll, Jacksonville.
Who is the shortest roan men
tioned in the bible? Knee-high-miali.
There is one kritter in tliis world
whose troubles yu can't console,
and that is a settin' hen.
A tourist who was asked in what
part ot Switzerland he felt the heat
most, be replied "When I was go
ing to Berne."
"I that marble?" inquired a
gentleman, pointing to a bust of
Kentucky's gret statesman. " Xo,
sir; that's Clay," quietly replied
A German, lately married, says:
"Id vas yonst so easy as a needle
eood vafk out mit camel's eye as to
get der behiudt vord mit a voom
aus." "Tommy, you're a pig," said a
father to his little boy ; "now do
you know what a pig is, Tommy ?"
"Yes, pa; a pig's a hog's little
An orator, getting warmed with
his subject, exclaimed : " 7'here is
not a man, woman, or child in the
home, who has arrived at the age
ot fifty years, but what has felt this
truth thundering through their
minds for centuries."
A young man who ran away from
a pleasant home, five years ago,
was recently heard of, in New
York. His father went there to
bring him, but the youth would not
return. He had been elected a com
mon councilman, and seemed to
glory in his shame.
A colored gentleman went to con
sult one of the conscientious lawyers,
and after stating his case, said,
"Now, Mr. I know you'r a law
yer, but I wish you would please,
sir, jigs tell me de truth 'bout dat
u3Iadam," said a very polite trav
eler to a testy old hind lady, "if I see
proper to help myself to this milk,
is there any impropriety in it ?" "I
don't know what you mean ; but if
you mean to insinuate that there is
anything nasty iu the milk, I'll give
you to understand that you have
struck the wrong house. There ain't
a first hair in it, for as soon as Dor
othy Ana told me that the cat was
drowned iu the milk, I went
straight and strained it over." It
is needless to ray that the young
In Arkansas, K'der Knapp, while
baptizing converts at a revival meet
ing, advancing with a wiry, sharp-
2d chap into the water, lie asked
ie usual question, whether there
was any reason why the ordinance
of baptism should not tie adminis
tered. After a pause, a tall, powerful-looking
chap, with an eye like
a blaze, who was leaning on a loi g
ride, and quietly looking on, re
marked : "Elder, I don't want to
interfere in this yere business any,
but I want to say that that is an
old sinner you hare got hold of, and
I know that one dip won't do him
any good. If you want to get the
sin out of him, you'll have to
anchor him out in the deep water
()n a woman with red hair, who
wrote peotry : Unfortunate woman;
how sad is your lot! Your ring-
lets are red, but your poems are not
A Chicago girl with her clothes
all a blaze was skinned out of her
outside apparel so quickly by her
lover that site was not singed. So
much tor keeping a spry young man
about the house.
At Chicago recently a lady at
church was seen to bow her head as
if iu pious thought. She suddenly
rait-ed and leaned back against the
seat, whenanexplsiou occurred that
shook the building. She had press
ed too heavily on an air-cushion
bustle. This is no romance, but
the stern fact.
"What's that?" said a teacher,
pointing out the letter X to a little
ragged urchin. "Daddy s name.
"No, no, ray boy." "Yes, it is; I've
seen him write it a good many
Love letter ink is the latest sty le
of writing fluid, so called because in
four weeks it disappears, and the
letters cannot lie used in breach of
promise cases before the courts. 7b
many persons this invention will be
7he clergy and other good citi
zens of Omaha are preaching and
praying against Potter, the lottery
manager at that point, as being the
most consummate swindler his line
of tricks affords.
Gambetta is an Israelite.
BUILDERS, ATTENTION' !
SASH, BLIND, AND DOOK
8. It. ALTHOV8E. 1. P. BACKKNSTO.
ALTIIOISE A CO.,
Lyon Street, on the BJver Bank,
Keep on hand a full assortment, and are
I rcMivd to
FURNISH TO ORDER,
Doors, Saab, Blinds, and
('HOWS, PAX EI., BAKU ft MEtTIOS
Of all sizes.
WINDOW AND DOOK FRAMES,
All oeh.rklndH of Building Material.
L80: PREPARED TO DO MILL
work, furnish shaker fans, zIkuii
shakers, suction funs, driving pulleys of
any kind, at our factory on Lyon street (on
the river Imnkj. next below Marklmin's
warehouse. ALTHOl'SE ft CO.
AJiauiy, Feb. In, 148U-U
JANES L. t'OWAIY,
iSoncMMr of ft. Cowan ft Co.)
WILL KEEP ALWAYS ON HAND A
full slock of
Hi; If litJUDB,
SOOTS ft snoES,
all for sale at the Lowest Prices for Vaih
or I'r n ii u e e.
e" All tK'rsons owing A. Cowan ft Co.,
can settle by calling on me at Lebanon.
ttvt JAMES L. COWAX.
V. . MAIL !
Tri-Wcckly Stage Line !
THE rXliKTiSltiXiSD is now running a
tri-w'kly slaw from Lebanon to Al
Inny, carrying ibe V. 8. Mails, leaving
I x' anon every Monday, Wednesday and
Friday inuniiog, and reliirnlng, 'leave
Albany nt 2 o'clock I. M. of said days.
Passengers enllr I for in any part of the
i-lty. All orders should lie left al (he St.
Charles Ho:el. Albany, for passengers or
freight for Lebanon.
Packages and Ilglu freight punctually
delivered ot kiw rates. All tmlne en
trusted to me will Iteprompl ly at tended to.
W. B. DONACA.
Lebanon, Feb. in, 7-yuxt
DBV GOODS, ETC.
p, HARPER & CO.
LEAVE TO CALL THE AT-
well selected stock of
1 consisting of the latest and most fashion
able styles of
DRESS GOODS !
Lit Kt OM.AKN,
j nrt So,ion
we offer the latest styles In CLOTHING.
the best in IX libit WEAK, the noma
est TIES and SCARFS, the nicest
tiLOVES and CAl'NTLETS,
and the "ion" In BOOTS ft
SHOKS, while our
are all the rage.
We keep constantly
on band a full a--
in fa-t, everything In the hunter's line.
Mirrors & Picture Frames
embrace all sizes and styles. Iu the line ni
GROOERI 3E3 S ,
POCKET TABLE CITLERT,
Domestic Goods, A
WOOD & WILLOW WARE.
our stork is full and complete.
tar CALL AND EXAMINE OOOD8. jfi
Foster- Bulletins;, First St.. AUmnjr
P. C. HARPER & CO.
MO.VROE & STAICiER,
Monuments, Obelisks, Tombs.
Head and Foot Stone, .
Kit A 34 If KHOP AT AI.BAXY.
DR. LE RIC MAC'S
GOLDEN BALSAM I
After ten yesra trial on this Cout hu
proven ita.dII.1o only rurative in a rcrann rues
of dueuea pmnoonccd by medical jtuctiOon
an m innirablo.
Or.LsBichao's GOLDEN BALSAM ki
caret Chancres drat ani second s'oRes, Sores on
.thu Igs or IJody; Sore Ears, Eyes, Nose, fcc.
(Vjppcr-col ind Bl' tihes, Syphilitic CtUrrh,
Diseas-id B,-nlp, and an primary forms of thj
dUtaksi kawu a Syphilis. Frice, $5 per bot
tle, or two f Jt t).
Dr. LeBichan! GCLIEN BALSAM Ko.2
ci.' Tertiary, Merenrisl, Syt hiUU Rhctima
tlsm, Pains la the Don s, r ki f the Kfi k, Tl,
rented 8ro Tlimst, Byi hilitic l.h, Limp
sad Omtractcd Oirda, main t-f the Liitbs,
and endicttes alt dlarax. Irra tin -tt m,
whether caused by tadis'-rcti. u er tfcnw cf
laenurv lcaTlngthe litoc.t r:iteia; uc.i uy.
Prico, $ 3 pur botth", or tw. for 13.
Dr.LsKM GOLDEN SPAKIEH AH-
tiduto, for the Coro of Oonnorhc . Gleet, Irrl
tatiO'i, Oravel, and r.U I'r.i.try -r (linita)
dlmtrrangunwnts. Price, $2.C0 ht Vn tllc.
Dr. Le Bhh:n'i GOLDEH 5PAM5R IK-
Jortion, a . sn l tnjertio-. f,r severe eesrs
ot d inaiirhiBvtnJUiainf tnrj Gket, Slrk'tiins,
n:l t!l dbeasesof fh.( kldneya snd Waddir.
Also Ajiatf-rD3. 1.SriCHftTJ'flCCirEH
?ILL3 for S i i;:c 1 V. -r.J ai t Em!s-
Ions. IanTit -n Wend t'l :n:JMii'ii.'i":fn m
'Ivit-iroat.o.i I il exert. !v. !i;e-s. r'n . f ,
i-rb'tf'o. T. i rr-oinlri', 0' i.ri: s Taui.-.m is
.' it a,i (ftftf '1 : J" W'tS
(in t ipt ct price, t:. 'n niidieinrs p
!i hint t : :i p.rt of tho rotmtry, hv i xtmn
ftnaiV ir ty V" ktd i!D,i Itvu from obner-
vitoa. . iu, j ..c on,,
C. F IiTTTAnm CO
WUolosal- aud RttKiJ jv.wist uml
Cii rdsts. u If. r r. r'.y Hntisoiuo
Vinegar Bitten are not a rile Fancy
Drink, made of Poor Rum, Whisky, Proof
Spirits and Refuse Liquors, doctored, spiced,
and sweetened to please the taste, tailed
"Tonics," "Appetizers," -nesiorere,'- v.,
that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and
ruin, but are a true Medicine, made Iroui
the native root and herbs or California,
free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They are
the Great Blood Purifier and a Ule-glTlng
Principle, a Terfect Renovator and Invlgor
ator of the System, carrying off all poisonous
matter, and restoring the Mood to a healthy
condition, enriching It. refreshing and In
vigorating both mind and body. They arc
easy of administration, prompt, in their ac
tion, certain in their results, safe and reli
able in all forms of disease.
No Person cum take these Bit
ters according to directions,- and remain
long unwell, provided their bones are not
destroyed by mineral poison or other means,
and the vital organs wasted beyond the
point of repair. .
Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Head
ache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tight
ness of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructa
tions of the Stomach, Bad Taste In the
Month, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain In
the region of the Kidneys, and a hundred
other painful symptoms, are the offsprings
of Dyspepsia. In these complaints It has
no equal, and one bottle will prove a better
guarantee of its merits than a lengthy ad
vertisement For f emnle Complaints, in young
or old, married or single, at the dawn of
womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic
Bitters display so decided an Influence that
marked improvement Is goon perceptible
For Inflammatory mid Chronic
Rheumatism and Gout, Dyspepsia or
Indigestion, Billons, Remittent and Inter
mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood. Liver,
Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have
been most successful. Such Diseases arc
caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally
produced by derangement of the Digestive
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tet
ter, Salt Klieum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples,
Pustules, boils, Carbuncles, Ring-worms,
Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch,
Scurfs, Discoioraiions of the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, or whatever name
or nature, are literally dug up and carried
out of the system in a short time by the use
of these Bitters. One bottle in such cases
will convince the most incredulous of their
Cleanse the Vitiated Blood when
ever yon find Its Impurities bunting tbrouga
the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or gores ;
cleanse It when you find It obstructed anc
Elngglsh la the veins ; cleanse it when it is
foul; your feelings will tell yon when.
Keep the blood pure, and the health of the
system will follow.
Pin. Tape and other Worms,
lurking In the system of so many thousands,
are effectually destroyed and removed,
hays a distinguished physiologist: There Is
scarcely an Individual on the face of the
earth whose body is exempt from the pres
ence of worms. It is not upon the healthy
elements of the body that worms exist, but
upon the diseased humors and slimy deposits
that breed these living monsters of disease.
No system of medicine, no vermifuges, no
anthelminltics, wlU free the system from
worms like these Bitters.
Mechanical Diseases.--Persons en
gaged In Paints and Minerals, such as
Plumbers, Typesetters. Gold-beaters and
Miners, as theyadvance In life, are subject
to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against
this, take a dose of Walkib's Vinboab Brr
TKRs twice week.
Billons, Remittent a ad Inter
mittent Fever, which are so prevalent
iu tne vaueys oi our grew rivers inrougn
out the United States, especially those of the
Mississippi. Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennes
see, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado,
Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile,
Savannah, Roanoke, James, and many
others, with their vast tributaries, through
out our entire country during the Summer
and Autumn, and remarkably so during sea
sons of unusual heat and dryness, are in
variably accompanied by extensive de
rangements of the stomach and liver, and
other abdominal viscera. In their treat
ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful in
fluence upon these various organs. Is essen
tially necessary. There is no cathartic for
the purpose equal to Dr. 1. Walkxh's V ink
oar Hitters, as they will speedily remove
the dark-colored viscid matter with which
the bowels are loaded, at the same time
stimulating the secretions of the liver, aud
generally restoring the healthy functions of
the digestive organs.
Scrofula, or King's Evil, White
Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled neck,
Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent
Inflammations, Mercurial Affections, Old
Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes,
etc., etc. In these, as In all other constitu
tional Diseases, Waleir's Vincgar Bit
ticks have shown their great curative pow
ers in the most obstinate and Intractable
Dr. Walker's California Vine
gar Hitters act on all these cases in a
similar manner. By purifying the Blood
they remove the cause, and by resolving
away the effects of the Inflammation (the
tubercular deposits) the infected parts re
ceive health, and a permanent cure is
The Aperient and mild Laxative
properties of Dr. Walker's Vineuah Brr
tkrs are the best safo-guard In cases of erup
tions and malignant fevers. Their balsamic,
healing, aud soothing properties protect the
humors or the fauces. Their Sedative prop
erties allay pain In the nervous system,
stomach and bowels, cither from Inflamma
tion, wind, co(lc, cramps, etc.
Direct ions. Take of the Bitters on
going to bed at night from a half to one aud
one-half wine-glassful. Eat good nourishing
food, such as beef-steak, unit ton chop, veni
son, roost beef, and vegetables, and take
out-door exercise. They are composed of
purely vegetable Ingredients, and contain
R. ii. Mcdonald Co.,
Druggists A Gen. Agu., San Fraucbco, Oal.,
scor. Washington and Charlton Sts., S,T.
SOLD BY ALL DRCGCISTS & DEALERS.
fl'RKS TOE WORST PAINS
IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY M1HDTB8.
NOT ONE HOUR
AUr rradluf thU tJtrtliWaiit mj mit 4
BUFFER WITH PAIN.
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
B A curb for every pain.
THE ONLY PAIN REMEDY
TtUt IniUntly ik
tlciM tM most umKUttu flat, a I lay.
, and aires CoaiMtioos, Wlsftihtr oi lit
Bow.lt, or ttMr (Usui, or "mmi, ly mm
IN FROM ON it tu twii auauTU.
No Miter bow Walnut.. r xcrociaUinf tka part lb
RHEUMATIC, Btd-rittoa, futiira, triUd, Nwroai.
Neuralgic, or jroslntd with dims IUV luflbr,
RADWAY'S READY , RELIEF
WILL AFFORD INSTANT-EASE.
INFLAMMATION Of THE KIDNEYS,
INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER,
INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS,
CONGESTION OF THE LUNU8,
SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING,
PALPITATION OF THE HEART,
HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA,
COLD CHILLS. ASUE CHILLS.
ThaarfUattfeaf Ika READY RELICT la IS
aartat parta Wa tka pais or dlStall; aailla will
afford aaaa aaS comfort.
Twaaia draaa ra half a aaaaalar at w.ktoill taafaw
xaaaarta earcRAMPS, SPASMS, SOUR STOMACH,
SICE HEADACHE, HEARTBURN, DIARRHEA,
DYSENTERY, COLIC, WIND IN THE BOWELS,
and all INTERNAL PAINS.
Tmalara ikaiia alwaja carry a aatua af RjtaV
waj'a Me4 Metier arlio ami. A ft w drop. In,
water will afereal itokaaaa or palaa from rhaaga of walar.
ii. a btUai tfcaa Fnaca Braad; a Bitten ai a MmalaU.
FEVER AND AGUE.
FEVER AND AGUEcarea' far tftjr atala. There f
eel a rnudlal aftat la late world that will can Fare'
aa Arat, an all other Malarleaa, Milan, Scarlet,
Tvpb..d, Tallow, and etker revere (aided hr RAD
WAY'S PILLS) ao kk aa RADWAVS READY
RELIEF. Fifty ereV far toula. Sold V) Prig.
STRONG AND PURE RICH BLOOD INCREASE
OF FLESH AND WEIGHTCLEAR SEIN AND
BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION SECURED TO AU
HAS MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING CURES:
80 (JUICE. SO RAPID ARE THE CHANGES THE
BODY UNDERGOES, UNDER THE INFLUENCE
OF THIS TRULY WONDERFUL MEDICINE,
Every Day an Increase in Flesh
and Weight is Sean and Felt.
Ertrjr Self of the SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLV
ENT raaamaalralu ihroawh lha Blood, Sweat, Uriae,
aad othae fluid" and juice of lha IT item the rlfor al
lib, lie II retain (he waalaa al lha hady with w aad
ad aaalarlal. Scroiala, SyahilU, Coaunaptlea, Glaa.
deJat limn,' Clean in the Threes, Mouth, T amort.
Node. In the Olaadiasd ether parte of On intern, See
Eyaa,Straaeaa Dtechargoe from iti Ean, aad the went
hrav. al Shia dlaia.il, EnpUoas, Feeer Sam, Scald
Head, lUaf-Waraa, Salt tUeen, Eryilpelae, Aeaa,
Black Spate, Warn la the FUah, Taraon, Caaiin l
laa Womb, aad all oahialef aad paiafal dierharfea,
Nlfhl Sweata, Leaa W Spina, aad all watte, of lha
Ufa ariacrplt, an wllhla the oaeeUia raaga of Ihlt wow
dae at Modara ChaeaMry, aetl a few dan' ate will eeee
a a aanoa eauaf U be allhat of lhaaa fotatt tl dtetaaw
Ha poteat power te tan lhaaa.
If lha aatteat, daily taatatlae ndacod ay Ut wattea
aeadt to aeiaaahar lhaaa wattea, aud rapaln the aaaw
wMh Mw tartalawtda Baa healthy hfaed id tkle
lha SARSAPARIIJJAN will aad don u
Not only doat the S.aaar. aiLutn Raaoa, ttr tstal
all kaowa itaatdlal agaata la the ean of Chraadr,
Scrofaloat, Caattitatloatu, aad Skin dlitetei; hal H k
the oaiy potltira aaee be
KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS,
Urinary aad Waaah dliniw, Gnrtl, Diaottet, Dropty,
SUfaaga af Water, lattiallaoaca af Wee, Bnehl'i DV
teat, Aloaminarta, aad la ail aaaaa when then an
krfcUaal daeeelte, ar lha walar b tklck, cloady, aiatd
tteantt Ilka Ik wklte ofaa en, or Ihrtadt like
wktte tllk, ar Ikon It a aoreid, dark, aUloot appoaraaea,
aad white baaedaal dtp tela, aad whea then It a prick-
lae, barauif teaaalloa wkoa ptaaiim water, and pain Id
tka Saaall 2 ik. Back and aloof iki Lecat. Prict, ti.on.
The aoJr kaowa aad an Eeatedy be WORMS-
PIN, TAPE, etc.
Tumor of 12 Year' Growth
Cured by Madumy'i Ketotwnt.
Meet FoiiuTe Fills,
perttctly teeloleae, altfaaUy coated with twtet fan,
porrt, regulate, atari ry, elaaaae, aad rtnawlhea. Red
waft Pllli, be the can of all dlrerden of lha Su mach ,
Lin, BeWlU, Kidotyt, Bladder, Nerroot Dinate.,
Headache, CoavBaeawea, CotlWraou, MleYtlioa, Dyt
mpota, Wloaeaeu. Mlloat Ferer, USainrnaUoa of the
Bow.lt, Pllei, and all Denngemenlt of the Internal
Ykcora. Warranted to tStet a potltira can. Purely
Vagtekhcoalrdalna aw aerecary, nlatnlt, m delav
A fewdon. of RADWAY'S PILU wUI bee the
it item baa ell the tW, -eauwd diiorden. Prico, W
cnupor koa. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS.
READ FALSE AND TRUE." Sead OH letter
item-, lo RADWAY A CO., No. It Warm Street,
New York. labnaallea worth Itlailtb will a. tool
Erery laa ills m PnysiciaiL
'! .-.-'.nwl tm nOTiTeOWATtf
' ITI !. n-i I iilK'i'MKXT liri tcmptel
i'irin,!iM.'l latr m louuuutcifnt thesavalu-
rt a lei ')'! '(fl I1 "puli Ir and oureelven,
ie"l 11 :i w " i'rmla llntk," aotuLat-
.- an i : Hi '-ii 1 of a serpent, with
I -i- i ;,, , j,, viiirtt. Kveryboiof gen-
'.'-.. It'll I'ILI.1 illlil OfeTMBNT Will
.. :.. i :, ,.u it ; none sre genuina
n f " i' r. Trietors,
CIIANK k miKIH.MIl,
Sun I-'miicino, Cui.
311 olv Agiintat tor tlic I'aiiiic Uiust. tv