VOLUME V.
ALBANY, OREGON, SEPTEMBER 20, 1872.
NO. 3.
PCBLUU3KD KVKltV FUIDAY,
By COLL. VAX CLEVE,
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T. II. ttovnnlds, Salem.
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Fletcher Wells, Bnenii VIto,PolkCo
rhas. Nicked. Jacksonville.
BUSINESS CARDS.
J. II. UTTCWFU.. '. X. 1 I.i'lt.
HIT HELL A DOLl'II,
Attorney mid 1'ominelorn nt Law,
O0LICIT0B8 IN CIIAXCKBY AND PROC
M tors in a Inihuiiv. OfltcC ove r the oil
jKut olllue, Kronl street,
'oil land, Oregon,
J. ft I'ott I LL. L. KUNN.
POWELL & l LIW,
Attorneys and Counselors at I.ut,
i Mi SOLICITORS IN CHANCERY I..
; rllnn notary nubile, Albany, Oregon.
I ol Ice! Ions and conveyances promptly at
tended to. I
w. u. jo.ye, n. .,
HOMEOPATHIC rUYSI'IAN.
OFFICE N FIRST STREET, ONE door
west of BrORdathin, in BnrKharl'stwo
story brick inp stairs , over Goo. Tnrroll's
store. Rbuoknce First house west of the
Methodist church, AUuny,Or. KM
D. 'J. JONES, II. !.,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
ALBANY. OREGON.
OFFICE -SOUTH SIDE FIRST STREET,
invstairs, In J. M. Ilencb'sstoi'c-liotisc.
Ilesldenee -SeoOnd street, south of lite
i 'an Wright warehouse. S7v4
I . W. 1IARM1N, M. It.,
I'Siysit'iim ttnd Hiiicoii,
ALBANY, OREtitiN.
0
FFICE ONE DOUR EAST t)F TELE-
(raph Otllee, on First street.
Itusldence- At Mr. A. UneUlcinan's. .1T-4
DE.VHSTKY.
GEO. w. ;it v y, n. . s.,
IKIES ALL WORK IN THE
line of bis profession m tlic
l.nk'tt'. and mat ;ir' i
id method.
Anaesthetic agents used for
Hie iwililcs
I'vtraellon of teeth, if desired.
Particular attention given to the rcgu-
lai ion of Children's teeth.
Iwiiml consultations and exaininntinns
raSK. (Charges moderate. Satisfaction
rfunranteed In every case. ( 'all at his otllee
and examine specimens of his workman
ship. OFFICE -In Purrish Brick Block, up
Hairs. J7Mfvl
LEFFEiLi & Ml'EUS'
SPHERICAL FLL'MEis,
A ud (.'.enernl Mill Mnetilnery.
.1.
, F. BACK ENSTO. Agent,
Uv3
Atoany, uregon.
i. Ill HOIS.
M. 8. ill
w. ii. iccciiLoro.
KOIH c'; CO.,
1 1
AVE on HAND AND constantly i
I I reeeiving a largo stock, of
Urm'crli'H mid Provisions,
Wood and w illow ware, tobacco, cigars,
(oiilectMnery, Yankee notions, oto., etc.,
Kholesateand retail. at lowest rates,
Oppostte It. C. Hill A Son's drug store.
Aihnn)', Oregon. Itlvl
ALBA XV BOOK3TOBE.
Estflbllshed lu ihoti.
E. A. Freelnnd,
I E ALER IN EVERY VARIETY OF
l iiilseellaneons issiks, school booiis,
blank hooks, stationery. Books Imported
lo order at short notice.
Albany, Dee. 8, W70.
J. YY. Van lion Kcrtrh .12. L,
woK.fi oorroit,
SALEM
OKE00.V.
liTY long experience In diseases caused
Wl by WORMS, cannot lie surpassed by
ny physician In Europe or the Culled
Hates. Odin' rooms, Nos. SS and 90, Over
the Post Onus. tT" Consultations and
uunlnatkjns jnt 0 charge. vtiiWnili
BUSINESS CARDS.
JOHN CONNER,
BANKING
AND-
Exchange Office,
ALBANY, iti;;.',i.
I VEPOSITS RECEIVED
SUBJECT TO
J check Ut sight.
Ititorcsl allowed on flmodeup
Kiln.
r-Aennnge on coi-nanu. f-nn
rani'
aiol Sew Vork, for sale, ftl lowest t
i 'ol lections madi and promptly i
K l is to II. V, Corbott, Henry
muted.
Pulling,
W. S. Unld.
Ranking hours from h a. M. tot I
Allianv, feh. I. lsTl-OMl
ii.
JOHN SCHMEER,
-DK.U.KK IN -
Groceries & Provisions,
ALBANY. OREGON.
HAH JUST OPEN ED HIS NEW GROCER
establishment on comer of Ellsworth
and First streets, with a fresh stock of
! Groceries, Provisions, Candies, Chars, To
j l-iicco. .Sc., to which he invites the alien
j tion ot'onr citizens.
I In connection with thes'ore hcwill keen
i a Bakery, and will always have on hand a
I tnll supply of fresh liretld, crackers, Ac.
CiT" Call and sec me.
JOHN SCHMEER.
February HWtvt
MILLINERY. DRESS MAKING.
LADIES' A'VD CI1ILBKEVS
FURNISHING HOUSE!
I'.
HE UNDERSIGNED HAS OPENED A
new slock of nillhnerv L'isds. rilni-
niltiL'S, ladies' and ehikln'n's fitrnishinu
KOOds, of all kinds, of the latest and most
fashionable styles, w hich she offers to the
ladies nf Albany and surrounding country
at the lowest rates. In the.
Dress Malting Department
1 ffiianintee entire satisfaction,
liberal.
Charges
My determination being to give satisfac
tion in style and quality of work and
prices, I ask a share of politic patronage
( all at store
Opposite A. Carothers & Co.,
First street, Albany, Oregon.
Mrs. h. d. godlev.
69 Agent for Mrs. Carpenter1 Cklk
BiiATKl) I Ikks,s Moiikl. Nov. 4, 71-!lvt
TIBMXC
I C
i 5
IAM PREPARED TO DO ALL KINDS
of turnins: keen on hand and make to
! order rawhldo-liottptiicd chairs, Ae, shop
near the Mlllsnnd Hosiery, Jefferson, (Ins
gon. Ilrancb shop near "Magnolia Mills,"
Allium , where orders for chnirs, turning,
j 4c. can be left. JOHN M. METZLKR.
Jefferson, Aug. 2, WW
UTotioo.
OREGON A CALIFOBNLV RAILROAD
Compile v, Land Department, Portland
! Oregon. April "., tsT'i. Notice is herein'
given, ttuu a vigorous prosecution will lit
instituted aoilnst any and every person
who trcspa-scs upon iiuv l.'niiroild bind.
by ciittiitgandreti.oviu'titidiei'C.icridi'om
b foil' tin' same Is BtifGirfofthi Couiiia
ny AND PAID FOR.
All vacant Land In o ld numbered sec
tions, w ther surveyed or nnsnrveyed,
within a distance of thirty miles from the
line of the road, belongs tn the Coiniuny.
1. R. Ml HIRES, '
83v4tf Lund AgonL
JOS 7A.cr.-oiv.
HAVING PUK0HA8RD THE INTER
IM! of 0. W. Young in tile
Ot'liitTj Business,
I am prepared lo do any and all kinds of
jobs, mi short notice and with quick dis
patch. Terms reasonable. Packages de
livered to any part of the city, fi-fi" Look
out lor Ihe HAY TEAM nnd.tOR WAOON.
aevt A. N. ARNOLD.
FURS! FURS! FURS!
THE HKIIIEST PRICES PAID W CASH
for all kinds of I'lHW. by
BLAIN, YOUNG 4 CO.
Albany, Feb. 9, 72-Slf
SJollloqiiy ofll. U.
"I'll sell my soul for fame ami felf
And high offlcia I stiitinn ;
I'll lay the Tribunt on tlie shelf,
Anil rule tills mighty nation.
"I'll see that Sclmrz ami both theBbjirs
Proclaim me n their maker j
Or they liatl better say their prayers
And call the undertaker.
"I've liatl a stumpy low to hoe,
Hut now by flopping over.
I'll lie ;t little Coil below,
Ami snub the great Jehovah.
"The sinking ship gives up its rats
The corpse its creeping vermin ;
So I'll just bait those Democrats
While toward the .-liore they're
squlfnilu',
"They'll swallow crow, and like it. too;
My chances then they'll bet on.
They'll help me paddle my canoe.
Ami build the throne I'll sit on.''
I'HOOSTKIt.
Oi iNCV, III.. Attekttt U. 1S7-2.
flerienl AneedoteN.
The following anecdoten have never
been in print, at least the first three
have not. The last otio I heard in
Scotland and cannot vouch for. The
others came under my owi) personal
knowledge.
in the south ol .New .isrsey, some
years ago. there traveled over s.ime of
the hardest comities, a good, faithful,
hardworking brother, named .lames
Monro, or Jimmy Moore, :ts he was
litmlllary called. He was devoted to
the itinerancy. A true loyal Metho
dic, plain, pointed and sharp in all
his preaching and exhortations.
lie hail been laboring a year on one
of his circuits, and before leaving for
his new field, he gave Ills people who
dearly loved him. his farewell sermon.
At its close lie said : "My dear
brethren, this is my last address to
you. I am going from yon and you
"may never hear the voice of James
Moore again."
"Amen !" came totally from the seat
before him.
He looked at the man with a little
surprise, but thinking it a mistake,
went on.
"My days on earth will soon be
numbered. 1 am an old man. and you
may not only never hear the voice of
James Moore, but never see his face
iijain."
Amen!" was shouted trom the
same seat, and more vigorously than
before.
-There was no mistaking the design
now. The preacher looked at the
man he knew him to lie a herds
grinding man stingy and merciless to
the poor.
He continued his address. "May the
Lord bless till of yon who have done
your duly, who have been kind to the
poor, ami
I'lmsing and locking tho intruder:
straight in the eye, and pointing to I
him with his linger.
"May his curse rest on those w ho
have cheated the Lord, and ground the
poof under their heels. Say amen to I
that, brother."
The shot told. He was not inter.-
rupted again
I went once with Rev. Mark Tref-
ton, the celebrated New England
preacher, to hear Albert linrnes deliv
er a discourse in behalf oftlie Ameri
can Sunday School Union. The even
ing w:ts hot. the services long and
tiresome, and when the sermon com
menced It was about time logo home.
Mr. Iternc was annoyed at this, and
In commencing said : "Mv discmine i
Is divided into three parts.1' He then
stated them. "For wr.nt of time I i
shall omit the fii;. fortlies.iu e reason
I
hall be compelled to omic the sec- j
rl
oud.
At this moment Trafton arose, his
tall, s'llenclid form loomins; up in all
its stateliness. and turning to me said-
"i'or the same reason I sinll omit the I
third," and walked out of the chtuvh, 1
In a Pennsylvania town there was j
an excellent but eccentric clergyman
named Rosa, lie was about taking a I
collection for some special object, and I
had pleaded warmly In Its behalf,
"My brethren," said he. "1 want you
all io give liberally to-night none of I
your pennies or five-cent pieces, but
let every man give a quarter, and to
set. yon a good example, i w ill give
tlie first quarter myself, dropping a
twenty-five cent pica' into the bas
ket, i After the collection was taken he
lifted up the baskets, looked them
over carefully, and then remarked, "I
see that my quarter Is the only one
here ; so f shall hike It back ngiiin,"
which he did and put In his pocket
with evident disgust at their "mean
ness. Old maids are fond of pairs, but
cannot endure any tefercuce to dates.
A CajlC May UUtty.
HOW A WOMAN'S LOQUACITY LED TO
THE RECOVERY OF A FORTUNE.
Cape May, on the 20th of August,
1 Hi!!), was "partially destroyed by a
terrible conflagration. Among 'the
ruined hotels was the Atlantic, and
one of its guests at the time was Mr.
Charles Bnblcau, a Philadelphia!!,
who had at that moment stored in Ills
trunk tJ'.i.iXK) in currency, with which
he intended to purchase the Diamond
Beach liiiving Park. The flames
wrapped the ill fitted building so quick
ly that Mr. Itublcan failed to secure all
his effects, During the excitement of
the moment lie removed one of his
trunks w hich he fondly believed con
taliied the precious bundle, bnt when
he looked to assure himself of its safe
ty, lie was dtunfounded to discover
fliatlie had picked up the wrong trunk.
It; may well be Imagined that the
blow was almost , a crushing one, . and
it was rendered more poignant by the
fact that, at the moment when he was
congratulating himself Upon its securi
ty, the greedy flames (so be then
thought) were devouring the little pile
of precious paper. One day. many
months after the calamity, and when
the Atlantic had sprung up more
charming from the ashes, its proprie
tor, Mr. Macklll, received a note from
an old servant, announcing that she
had heard all about the $.000, and
that she would at some future time
tell all about It. This Declaration shr--prised
Mr. Rubicon when he heard of
H, and with a fluttering heart he set
about reclaiming his fortune that he
had looked lpon as lost. Detectives
Bartholomew and Duke, old Pliilndel
phftiS but now in the employ ofCape
May city were enlisted, and after a
weary search succeeded in finding the
servant that had given the welcome
intelligence, and who had promised to
explain "In the future." She inform
ed the detectives that a colored waiter
named H. H. Clarke, in the service of
the Atlantic Hotel at the time of the
conflagration, had saved the trunk
from the lire, and she supposed that
"tbat was how he came to get the
money." The detectives then insti
tuted a search, for Mr. Clark, and
found him at length in the service of
the Broadhead House, at the Delaware
Water Gap where on Wednesday he
was found. Clarke openly acknowl
edged that he had received the J9.000,
denying, however, that he had stolen
it, or ol having any Intention to steal
it. and. to make good bis word volun
teered to return every penny ot it.
From his statement, it seems that after
the lire he came to the city and bought
the house No. !)10 Lombard street.
This lie volunteered to turn over, and
with some remaining cash, the full
amount lost bv Mr. Kublcau would
N' restored to him. Today It la add,
Ihe necessary papers were made out
and the property transferred to Mr.
Hubican, Tims was it that Clarke lost
n fortune, and that Hubican regained
one through a woman w ho couldn't
keep a mmt.I'Mlutielpltia Telegraph.
Girls by a hot. Girls are
( most iiiuiocountable things in
I world except women. Like
the
the
t ic
wicked Ilea, wnen vuu have then
they ain't there. I can cipher clean
over to Improper ftnetlous, and the
teacher says I do it first-rate; but l
can't cipher out a girl' proper or im
proper, and you can't either. The
only rule in arithmetic that lilts their
case is tile double rule of two. They
are as foil of Old Xick as ihcir skins
can hold, and they would die i.' I! icy
couldn't torment somebody. When
they trv to lie mean, toe are m 'an as
I
puteey, tney ain't as mean as they let
"- P4 sometimes,
are a good deal met
and ttam Ihev
incr. I tie only
way to get along With a girl when she
comes at you iv'th her nonsense, Is
to gve her tit for tat, and that will
lluimllltx her, and when von get a
girl llmniniixe.l Iie Is as nice as anew
pin. A girl can sow more wild oats
in a day than a boy can in a year, but
girls get their wild oats sown alter
awhile, which boys never do, and (hen
they settle down as placid as a mud
puddle. Hut I like girls first-rate,
and I guess the I wy s all do, I don't
c.trc how many tricks they play on mo
and they don't care either. The
hoity.toltle.st girls in the world can't
always boil over like a glass of soda,
l'y aiid by they will get into the traces
with somebody they like, ami pull as
steady as an old stage horse. That Is
the beautv of them. S It them
1 f.v ' tll,,'.v wiu W. so"
day, sewing on buttons and trying to
make a decent man out ol tho teller
they have spliced 011 to, and ten
chances to one If they don't get the
worst ot it.
People who an- always wishing fbr
something uew shuuld try new niiiu
Bed Tape In Hiwdn.
One of the celebrities of the Moscow
ballet lately called upon a local official.
With the ropiest that he would glvo
her the usual tortnal permission to
take a mouth's tour in the provinces
for the benefit of her health, retaining
her Hilary during tlie time of furlough.
The man in office received tier politely,
and asked for her written petutom
" I have no written petition," an
swered the artist ; I hnd no idea that
such a thing was necessary."
"Not necessary, inndam? Why,
nothing can he done without it ! "
" What am I to do, theu? "
" Hire are pens, ink and paper ; lie
so good as to sit down and write while
I dictate."
The lady obeyed ; the petition was
written, signed and folded,
And now," said the representative
of justice, " you have only to deliver
it."
" To whom ? "
"To whom?" repeated the official,
with a slight smile nt her simplicity.
"To rue, of course! "
And taking the petition which he
had himself dictated, he produced his
spectacles, wiped them carefully, ad
justed them upon his nose, read over
the old document as though it were
perfectly new to him, docketed and
Hied It III due form, and then, turning
to the Impatient dauscilse, said, w ith
the utmost gravity :
' Madame. I have read your peti
tion, and regret extremely that I can
not grant it 1 "
Katlng.
The l rue lady or gentleman itin al
ways he distinguished at the table. It
requires inbredgentility to eat in mod
est and becoming manner, and at tlie
same time exhibit proper respect ant
courtesy toward those around you. he.
ing mindful even of the feelings of tho
servants.
One who lives nt a boardlng-honse
lias many opportunities to witness vul
gar eating ; and he will often sec tlii
indication of Ill-breeding on the part
ot those whose dress and general ap
pearance would indicate something
better.
The general position of a vulgar eat
er is to cross his legs under the table or
twist them in painhil contortions
around the legs of his chair, and then
humping himself over until his back
describes a perfect circle and his chin
ranges just above tlie gravy in his plate,
devour tlie articles of food as if life
depended upon getting through in the
shortest space of time. He is angry
if the servants do not rush forward to
wait upon him the moment he sits
down, and still more so it they forget
to pass him any one of the dishes upon
tile table. It appears to his hungry
Imagination that he is inteutlonallv
slighted, and he manifests his temper
by declaring that in the days of his
boarding house lite he never got into
such a house as that, or saw such inat
tentive, lay waiters, which benevo
law remarks cause the latter to slam
ihu dishes around him In a very earnest
and emphatic manner, and tocast win
ning looks laick at him as they shut
the dining room door. He blows his
nose on tlie napkin, with a noise that
makes you start and wish you were
somewhere else. If another, through
mistake, takes the seat that he is ac
, customed to occupy, lie causes the In
! noeent offender to feel perfectly at ease
i by casting:! thunder cloud look at him
I and remarking, as be flings himself
I spitefully into another chair, that he
I wished people know enough to get
I their own seats.
On the other hand, one who hn the
feelings ot a gentleman horn Willi-
fri ' rv '"'I moil "VIII MIVJI
in him, will come quietly into the-
dining room, sit down in any chair
mat may napjien to tie vacant, and
pleasantly wait until some one has
leisure to attend to bis wants and he
is never kept long waiting. He says
"if you please" to the servants, just as;
he would to his equals, tin- be knows
that they haw teelings like other hu
man lieings ; and if they forget to
hand him anything be wants, he po
litely reminds them of the tact. Then
he sits upright and eats like a gentle
man. Some g"ople partake of their food
in such a selfish, grumbling maitnee
that one cannot help thinking of pig
when he sees them "feeding" them
selves; and the difference between
Americans and well-bred Kuropeaits in
this respect is so striking that we some
times blush for our nationality. Amer
icans are always in a hurry, and lm
eoitte worried and fretted with every
thing Unit hinders them especially
when they are hungry : whUe Euro
peans take life more deliberately and
enjoy themselves as they go along.
There is a huge monkey in the Berlin
Aquarium that drlnits tea, coffee, and
beer I
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