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VOLUME V. ALBANY, OREGON, SEPTEMBER 20, 1872. NO. 3. PCBLUU3KD KVKltV FUIDAY, By COLL. VAX CLEVE, IN REGISTER BUILDINGS, t'tirmr 1'Wry and F r.it BtreHx. TERMS rne year -ix tikotitlfa single copies IN ADVANCE. Three dollars Tn dollars, Ten cents. ADVERTISING RATES. Transient advert iscnionis, iwr square nf ten iimcs or less, tirs; insertion ; cocn imam! insTiion 1. 1 adver tisermmts inserted on the wont terms. .ii Hi WORK. liberal Having received new type,! orod Inkrt, chtcIh, a Gordon jo p arc prciiared to execute ah Kit in:; in a better Inaniier, and II chniptir titan ever before otft took of )! let', etc.. we dsof prinl :y per cent red in tilil Ait nt s for l!io Register, Tlui foiiowiii'.' gentlemen are antliertai l m receive anil receipt for subscriptions, ttdfiertlslng, etc., for t lie ItKOisTKKi nfnun Smith, llarrlsbnrg. 0, P. Tompkins, iiurrisbiirg, Peter Hume, Brow nsvitle. V. u. Kirk, UrownsvUlo. J. it. Irvine, s-io. T. II. ttovnnlds, Salem. I.. F. irwher, S;m Kranctuco. D. I'. Porter, She ! Ps station. Fletcher Wells, Bnenii VIto,PolkCo rhas. Nicked. Jacksonville. BUSINESS CARDS. J. II. UTTCWFU.. '. X. 1 I.i'lt. HIT HELL A DOLl'II, Attorney mid 1'ominelorn nt Law, O0LICIT0B8 IN CIIAXCKBY AND PROC M tors in a Inihuiiv. OfltcC ove r the oil jKut olllue, Kronl street, 'oil land, Oregon, J. ft I'ott I LL. L. KUNN. POWELL & l LIW, Attorneys and Counselors at I.ut, i Mi SOLICITORS IN CHANCERY I.. ; rllnn notary nubile, Albany, Oregon. I ol Ice! Ions and conveyances promptly at tended to. I w. u. jo.ye, n. ., HOMEOPATHIC rUYSI'IAN. OFFICE N FIRST STREET, ONE door west of BrORdathin, in BnrKharl'stwo story brick inp stairs , over Goo. Tnrroll's store. Rbuoknce First house west of the Methodist church, AUuny,Or. KM D. 'J. JONES, II. !., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, ALBANY. OREGON. OFFICE -SOUTH SIDE FIRST STREET, invstairs, In J. M. Ilencb'sstoi'c-liotisc. Ilesldenee -SeoOnd street, south of lite i 'an Wright warehouse. S7v4 I . W. 1IARM1N, M. It., I'Siysit'iim ttnd Hiiicoii, ALBANY, OREtitiN. 0 FFICE ONE DOUR EAST t)F TELE- (raph Otllee, on First street. Itusldence- At Mr. A. UneUlcinan's. .1T-4 DE.VHSTKY. GEO. w. ;it v y, n. . s., IKIES ALL WORK IN THE line of bis profession m tlic l.nk'tt'. and mat ;ir' i id method. Anaesthetic agents used for Hie iwililcs I'vtraellon of teeth, if desired. Particular attention given to the rcgu- lai ion of Children's teeth. Iwiiml consultations and exaininntinns raSK. (Charges moderate. Satisfaction rfunranteed In every case. ( 'all at his otllee and examine specimens of his workman ship. OFFICE -In Purrish Brick Block, up Hairs. J7Mfvl LEFFEiLi & Ml'EUS' SPHERICAL FLL'MEis, A ud (.'.enernl Mill Mnetilnery. .1. , F. BACK ENSTO. Agent, Uv3 Atoany, uregon. i. Ill HOIS. M. 8. ill w. ii. iccciiLoro. KOIH c'; CO., 1 1 AVE on HAND AND constantly i I I reeeiving a largo stock, of Urm'crli'H mid Provisions, Wood and w illow ware, tobacco, cigars, (oiilectMnery, Yankee notions, oto., etc., Kholesateand retail. at lowest rates, Oppostte It. C. Hill A Son's drug store. Aihnn)', Oregon. Itlvl ALBA XV BOOK3TOBE. Estflbllshed lu ihoti. E. A. Freelnnd, I E ALER IN EVERY VARIETY OF l iiilseellaneons issiks, school booiis, blank hooks, stationery. Books Imported lo order at short notice. Albany, Dee. 8, W70. J. YY. Van lion Kcrtrh .12. L, woK.fi oorroit, SALEM OKE00.V. liTY long experience In diseases caused Wl by WORMS, cannot lie surpassed by ny physician In Europe or the Culled Hates. Odin' rooms, Nos. SS and 90, Over the Post Onus. tT" Consultations and uunlnatkjns jnt 0 charge. vtiiWnili BUSINESS CARDS. JOHN CONNER, BANKING AND- Exchange Office, ALBANY, iti;;.',i. I VEPOSITS RECEIVED SUBJECT TO J check Ut sight. Ititorcsl allowed on flmodeup Kiln. r-Aennnge on coi-nanu. f-nn rani' aiol Sew Vork, for sale, ftl lowest t i 'ol lections madi and promptly i K l is to II. V, Corbott, Henry muted. Pulling, W. S. Unld. Ranking hours from h a. M. tot I Allianv, feh. I. lsTl-OMl ii. JOHN SCHMEER, -DK.U.KK IN - Groceries & Provisions, ALBANY. OREGON. HAH JUST OPEN ED HIS NEW GROCER establishment on comer of Ellsworth and First streets, with a fresh stock of ! Groceries, Provisions, Candies, Chars, To j l-iicco. .Sc., to which he invites the alien j tion ot'onr citizens. I In connection with thes'ore hcwill keen i a Bakery, and will always have on hand a I tnll supply of fresh liretld, crackers, Ac. CiT" Call and sec me. JOHN SCHMEER. February HWtvt MILLINERY. DRESS MAKING. LADIES' A'VD CI1ILBKEVS FURNISHING HOUSE! I'. HE UNDERSIGNED HAS OPENED A new slock of nillhnerv L'isds. rilni- niltiL'S, ladies' and ehikln'n's fitrnishinu KOOds, of all kinds, of the latest and most fashionable styles, w hich she offers to the ladies nf Albany and surrounding country at the lowest rates. In the. Dress Malting Department 1 ffiianintee entire satisfaction, liberal. Charges My determination being to give satisfac tion in style and quality of work and prices, I ask a share of politic patronage ( all at store Opposite A. Carothers & Co., First street, Albany, Oregon. Mrs. h. d. godlev. 69 Agent for Mrs. Carpenter1 Cklk BiiATKl) I Ikks,s Moiikl. Nov. 4, 71-!lvt TIBMXC I C i 5 IAM PREPARED TO DO ALL KINDS of turnins: keen on hand and make to ! order rawhldo-liottptiicd chairs, Ae, shop near the Mlllsnnd Hosiery, Jefferson, (Ins gon. Ilrancb shop near "Magnolia Mills," Allium , where orders for chnirs, turning, j 4c. can be left. JOHN M. METZLKR. Jefferson, Aug. 2, WW UTotioo. OREGON A CALIFOBNLV RAILROAD Compile v, Land Department, Portland ! Oregon. April "., tsT'i. Notice is herein' given, ttuu a vigorous prosecution will lit instituted aoilnst any and every person who trcspa-scs upon iiuv l.'niiroild bind. by ciittiitgandreti.oviu'titidiei'C.icridi'om b foil' tin' same Is BtifGirfofthi Couiiia ny AND PAID FOR. All vacant Land In o ld numbered sec tions, w ther surveyed or nnsnrveyed, within a distance of thirty miles from the line of the road, belongs tn the Coiniuny. 1. R. Ml HIRES, ' 83v4tf Lund AgonL JOS 7A.cr.-oiv. HAVING PUK0HA8RD THE INTER IM! of 0. W. Young in tile Ot'liitTj Business, I am prepared lo do any and all kinds of jobs, mi short notice and with quick dis patch. Terms reasonable. Packages de livered to any part of the city, fi-fi" Look out lor Ihe HAY TEAM nnd.tOR WAOON. aevt A. N. ARNOLD. FURS! FURS! FURS! THE HKIIIEST PRICES PAID W CASH for all kinds of I'lHW. by BLAIN, YOUNG 4 CO. Albany, Feb. 9, 72-Slf SJollloqiiy ofll. U. "I'll sell my soul for fame ami felf And high offlcia I stiitinn ; I'll lay the Tribunt on tlie shelf, Anil rule tills mighty nation. "I'll see that Sclmrz ami both theBbjirs Proclaim me n their maker j Or they liatl better say their prayers And call the undertaker. "I've liatl a stumpy low to hoe, Hut now by flopping over. I'll lie ;t little Coil below, Ami snub the great Jehovah. "The sinking ship gives up its rats The corpse its creeping vermin ; So I'll just bait those Democrats While toward the .-liore they're squlfnilu', "They'll swallow crow, and like it. too; My chances then they'll bet on. They'll help me paddle my canoe. Ami build the throne I'll sit on.'' I'HOOSTKIt. Oi iNCV, III.. Attekttt U. 1S7-2. flerienl AneedoteN. The following anecdoten have never been in print, at least the first three have not. The last otio I heard in Scotland and cannot vouch for. The others came under my owi) personal knowledge. in the south ol .New .isrsey, some years ago. there traveled over s.ime of the hardest comities, a good, faithful, hardworking brother, named .lames Monro, or Jimmy Moore, :ts he was litmlllary called. He was devoted to the itinerancy. A true loyal Metho dic, plain, pointed and sharp in all his preaching and exhortations. lie hail been laboring a year on one of his circuits, and before leaving for his new field, he gave Ills people who dearly loved him. his farewell sermon. At its close lie said : "My dear brethren, this is my last address to you. I am going from yon and you "may never hear the voice of James Moore again." "Amen !" came totally from the seat before him. He looked at the man with a little surprise, but thinking it a mistake, went on. "My days on earth will soon be numbered. 1 am an old man. and you may not only never hear the voice of James Moore, but never see his face iijain." Amen!" was shouted trom the same seat, and more vigorously than before. -There was no mistaking the design now. The preacher looked at the man he knew him to lie a herds grinding man stingy and merciless to the poor. He continued his address. "May the Lord bless till of yon who have done your duly, who have been kind to the poor, ami I'lmsing and locking tho intruder: straight in the eye, and pointing to I him with his linger. "May his curse rest on those w ho have cheated the Lord, and ground the poof under their heels. Say amen to I that, brother." The shot told. He was not inter.- rupted again I went once with Rev. Mark Tref- ton, the celebrated New England preacher, to hear Albert linrnes deliv er a discourse in behalf oftlie Ameri can Sunday School Union. The even ing w:ts hot. the services long and tiresome, and when the sermon com menced It was about time logo home. Mr. Iternc was annoyed at this, and In commencing said : "Mv discmine i Is divided into three parts.1' He then stated them. "For wr.nt of time I i shall omit the fii;. fortlies.iu e reason I hall be compelled to omic the sec- j rl oud. At this moment Trafton arose, his tall, s'llenclid form loomins; up in all its stateliness. and turning to me said- "i'or the same reason I sinll omit the I third," and walked out of the chtuvh, 1 In a Pennsylvania town there was j an excellent but eccentric clergyman named Rosa, lie was about taking a I collection for some special object, and I had pleaded warmly In Its behalf, "My brethren," said he. "1 want you all io give liberally to-night none of I your pennies or five-cent pieces, but let every man give a quarter, and to set. yon a good example, i w ill give tlie first quarter myself, dropping a twenty-five cent pica' into the bas ket, i After the collection was taken he lifted up the baskets, looked them over carefully, and then remarked, "I see that my quarter Is the only one here ; so f shall hike It back ngiiin," which he did and put In his pocket with evident disgust at their "mean ness. Old maids are fond of pairs, but cannot endure any tefercuce to dates. A CajlC May UUtty. HOW A WOMAN'S LOQUACITY LED TO THE RECOVERY OF A FORTUNE. Cape May, on the 20th of August, 1 Hi!!), was "partially destroyed by a terrible conflagration. Among 'the ruined hotels was the Atlantic, and one of its guests at the time was Mr. Charles Bnblcau, a Philadelphia!!, who had at that moment stored in Ills trunk tJ'.i.iXK) in currency, with which he intended to purchase the Diamond Beach liiiving Park. The flames wrapped the ill fitted building so quick ly that Mr. Itublcan failed to secure all his effects, During the excitement of the moment lie removed one of his trunks w hich he fondly believed con taliied the precious bundle, bnt when he looked to assure himself of its safe ty, lie was dtunfounded to discover fliatlie had picked up the wrong trunk. It; may well be Imagined that the blow was almost , a crushing one, . and it was rendered more poignant by the fact that, at the moment when he was congratulating himself Upon its securi ty, the greedy flames (so be then thought) were devouring the little pile of precious paper. One day. many months after the calamity, and when the Atlantic had sprung up more charming from the ashes, its proprie tor, Mr. Macklll, received a note from an old servant, announcing that she had heard all about the $.000, and that she would at some future time tell all about It. This Declaration shr--prised Mr. Rubicon when he heard of H, and with a fluttering heart he set about reclaiming his fortune that he had looked lpon as lost. Detectives Bartholomew and Duke, old Pliilndel phftiS but now in the employ ofCape May city were enlisted, and after a weary search succeeded in finding the servant that had given the welcome intelligence, and who had promised to explain "In the future." She inform ed the detectives that a colored waiter named H. H. Clarke, in the service of the Atlantic Hotel at the time of the conflagration, had saved the trunk from the lire, and she supposed that "tbat was how he came to get the money." The detectives then insti tuted a search, for Mr. Clark, and found him at length in the service of the Broadhead House, at the Delaware Water Gap where on Wednesday he was found. Clarke openly acknowl edged that he had received the J9.000, denying, however, that he had stolen it, or ol having any Intention to steal it. and. to make good bis word volun teered to return every penny ot it. From his statement, it seems that after the lire he came to the city and bought the house No. !)10 Lombard street. This lie volunteered to turn over, and with some remaining cash, the full amount lost bv Mr. Kublcau would N' restored to him. Today It la add, Ihe necessary papers were made out and the property transferred to Mr. Hubican, Tims was it that Clarke lost n fortune, and that Hubican regained one through a woman w ho couldn't keep a mmt.I'Mlutielpltia Telegraph. Girls by a hot. Girls are ( most iiiuiocountable things in I world except women. Like the the t ic wicked Ilea, wnen vuu have then they ain't there. I can cipher clean over to Improper ftnetlous, and the teacher says I do it first-rate; but l can't cipher out a girl' proper or im proper, and you can't either. The only rule in arithmetic that lilts their case is tile double rule of two. They are as foil of Old Xick as ihcir skins can hold, and they would die i.' I! icy couldn't torment somebody. When they trv to lie mean, toe are m 'an as I puteey, tney ain't as mean as they let "- P4 sometimes, are a good deal met and ttam Ihev incr. I tie only way to get along With a girl when she comes at you iv'th her nonsense, Is to gve her tit for tat, and that will lluimllltx her, and when von get a girl llmniniixe.l Iie Is as nice as anew pin. A girl can sow more wild oats in a day than a boy can in a year, but girls get their wild oats sown alter awhile, which boys never do, and (hen they settle down as placid as a mud puddle. Hut I like girls first-rate, and I guess the I wy s all do, I don't c.trc how many tricks they play on mo and they don't care either. The hoity.toltle.st girls in the world can't always boil over like a glass of soda, l'y aiid by they will get into the traces with somebody they like, ami pull as steady as an old stage horse. That Is the beautv of them. S It them 1 f.v ' tll,,'.v wiu W. so" day, sewing on buttons and trying to make a decent man out ol tho teller they have spliced 011 to, and ten chances to one If they don't get the worst ot it. People who an- always wishing fbr something uew shuuld try new niiiu Bed Tape In Hiwdn. One of the celebrities of the Moscow ballet lately called upon a local official. With the ropiest that he would glvo her the usual tortnal permission to take a mouth's tour in the provinces for the benefit of her health, retaining her Hilary during tlie time of furlough. The man in office received tier politely, and asked for her written petutom " I have no written petition," an swered the artist ; I hnd no idea that such a thing was necessary." "Not necessary, inndam? Why, nothing can he done without it ! " " What am I to do, theu? " " Hire are pens, ink and paper ; lie so good as to sit down and write while I dictate." The lady obeyed ; the petition was written, signed and folded, And now," said the representative of justice, " you have only to deliver it." " To whom ? " "To whom?" repeated the official, with a slight smile nt her simplicity. "To rue, of course! " And taking the petition which he had himself dictated, he produced his spectacles, wiped them carefully, ad justed them upon his nose, read over the old document as though it were perfectly new to him, docketed and Hied It III due form, and then, turning to the Impatient dauscilse, said, w ith the utmost gravity : ' Madame. I have read your peti tion, and regret extremely that I can not grant it 1 " Katlng. The l rue lady or gentleman itin al ways he distinguished at the table. It requires inbredgentility to eat in mod est and becoming manner, and at tlie same time exhibit proper respect ant courtesy toward those around you. he. ing mindful even of the feelings of tho servants. One who lives nt a boardlng-honse lias many opportunities to witness vul gar eating ; and he will often sec tlii indication of Ill-breeding on the part ot those whose dress and general ap pearance would indicate something better. The general position of a vulgar eat er is to cross his legs under the table or twist them in painhil contortions around the legs of his chair, and then humping himself over until his back describes a perfect circle and his chin ranges just above tlie gravy in his plate, devour tlie articles of food as if life depended upon getting through in the shortest space of time. He is angry if the servants do not rush forward to wait upon him the moment he sits down, and still more so it they forget to pass him any one of the dishes upon tile table. It appears to his hungry Imagination that he is inteutlonallv slighted, and he manifests his temper by declaring that in the days of his boarding house lite he never got into such a house as that, or saw such inat tentive, lay waiters, which benevo law remarks cause the latter to slam ihu dishes around him In a very earnest and emphatic manner, and tocast win ning looks laick at him as they shut the dining room door. He blows his nose on tlie napkin, with a noise that makes you start and wish you were somewhere else. If another, through mistake, takes the seat that he is ac , customed to occupy, lie causes the In ! noeent offender to feel perfectly at ease i by casting:! thunder cloud look at him I and remarking, as be flings himself I spitefully into another chair, that he I wished people know enough to get I their own seats. On the other hand, one who hn the feelings ot a gentleman horn Willi- fri ' rv '"'I moil "VIII MIVJI in him, will come quietly into the- dining room, sit down in any chair mat may napjien to tie vacant, and pleasantly wait until some one has leisure to attend to bis wants and he is never kept long waiting. He says "if you please" to the servants, just as; he would to his equals, tin- be knows that they haw teelings like other hu man lieings ; and if they forget to hand him anything be wants, he po litely reminds them of the tact. Then he sits upright and eats like a gentle man. Some g"ople partake of their food in such a selfish, grumbling maitnee that one cannot help thinking of pig when he sees them "feeding" them selves; and the difference between Americans and well-bred Kuropeaits in this respect is so striking that we some times blush for our nationality. Amer icans are always in a hurry, and lm eoitte worried and fretted with every thing Unit hinders them especially when they are hungry : whUe Euro peans take life more deliberately and enjoy themselves as they go along. There is a huge monkey in the Berlin Aquarium that drlnits tea, coffee, and beer I ,;, ......',,.. ,V.