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About The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18?? | View Entire Issue (July 26, 1872)
c. A COTTepOiMleiit -inl u i- lowing aiKMlote of Ben flutter, wMch Iwatyatau new aWMNl In priiiU but as it llhMU' ifc cbawtcrirtiw . a ' ntes (he ehameterMies b tMiaod tobeti a.Imvn-oiwt lawyer to be a iiiajw-j?eneral i of the man it Baa Butler vvn hi-fore he cot iwl .i rpnri'-M'iitative uf III- tli-triit in congress. Like nil lawyers, Ben laid a hard pull of it at the rtart. and r Imps Uie riawpmaa ami ani for wlacli he is so univcn-ally 'celebrated were aaqnlred at ilii- early period of his life, when l- v:i striving for a practice and tin- odd- were I rains or tarvatiiiu. One dav. while sltihiS in hi office, j gaunt, 1 tlu-re entered :i lonit-k-eired. Iiauliet-faei'd specimen of tliesenht Yankee, who looked -diarp enough lo .... 1.1 I.. .IV k.l.U. .....I ll.uulll.J mane in" iik.iiini iU vvlioil.iKai.-o-l.d Hi., fuliiiv eon- greevaaoi Mr. lawyer. I am going h.i" it lit- i hndllttM ami as yon jlit -mail. pltK'kr sort of a uhap, 1 thongnl 1 milit as well give tlw b to you." All right." say- the lawyer, "roll lan't triut vour fa- hi batter liand-." Well, them I bad a Imai Imliging ..i... ........ i In nn out-heil. a ik-iIiImh- ni! came What would yon along and ate it. Why. pm-cuiti- the owner ol the dog. of'cniir-e. Make the fellow pay fljrdaniago." That' the talk. Mr. I.awyir." mid the Yankee, with a sly smile l e ffiiuiing to work aroma) tbe corners of his eyes aial moutlu Bnt jwt lee I don't know as it makes any lUflference (lie thing wa yoiirn." liutler opened his eyea little at tlii onslatiglit. tint he wni't going to I e taken back in tluit manner, even by a brother Yankee. "What do you value your Iron at vkis! lintler. drawing out his walh t. -Well, I giajsa liwdollafa will he letting yon offelieap," said the Yan kee) "for it was an nll-tlrtd good ham." Without entei ing a wonl of protect, Butler )iiid the money and then -aid : "l liere is yo9r damage for Hie ham. Now fork over $10." "What lor.'" Impaired the Yankee, In Ills turn a-toui-linl. For my legal advice." -aid Dirtier. Yon don't siipiose I can work without a fee. do you:'" Mr. Yankee was bit, 0 drawing a five as long as lii-t legs, he slowly coutrtcd out the money, and Inwardly vowed he would bring llOlltOrahlW bu-iiiess before the ymrtlifiil lint razor, like illspeiiter of (,'oke and Hlack-tonc. Mrs. Nancy Tuttle of Fiuleyville. Peun., has pulili-hcd a caul, which is a pretty ppeeimeu of feminine m he mence ami non-aeiiiuieity, Slie oil'ci $100 reward for nwarmt ol Zenas Tnltle. "a tall man alxuil 80 ycai -. has contldernWe money and a lii"!i forehead, long face and lantern lavfed man ti bad man with a ll-t like a 1 giimr aim naaoiiffl oeiti me. .no by way of clincher Nancy add-: "I watll to sec him end his day- in a pen itentiary." She then returns to the subject of his personal appearance t "He wears a gray coat With a Very large mouth and one blue eye and one blind blue eye and a hideoiH-Iooklng man ami now living with his seventh woman and me having one hUrJ by him. and I want him Ironghl up slap In the law with blue pint-, and Is a bald-headed ra-en! full of flattery and deceit, and she is a bad woman and her little girl cnlN him 'Papa " Xancy "wants to have him caught" and "will never live with him again." Which do rot' Pkefeb? "If yon prefer the ke of luger or Ihe bottle of wine to tttc. ikl Mary, "just take (hem to the Magistrate, "anil get mar ried to them." "What do you mean?" said John. 'Just what I say. I dont WUt a young man to come here evcjitug8 clitovmg clove to cover lii brc-alb. and hide hi- Imbit- of drinking. If yon like lager more than yon love me, Jiht marry it at omv, and don't divide your anvetloiH ijt-tn ecu a woman aim wine-or a woman and lager; love Hid liquor have no aftinity.' . "Whv. Mary, liow you talk!" ex; claimed John. "Yen, I mean wliat I say ; linlcs you sign tlie p'edgc and keep it, you bad better not call here again." John dM sign tlie pledge, and he kept it, and lie married Mary. The landlord of a laitel called a boarder to him one day. and said : "Look o'here ! I want you tunny your board bill, and you milt, I've anked you for it often enough ; and I tell you now tliat you don't leave this bouse until you pay it." "tiood." Kiid the lodger; "just put that in writing: make a regular agree ment of it. I'll stay with you m long a I live." Tlie filibustering expedition which recently wiled from New York fbr&t lia in the steamer t'annie. lias come to grief. Xo s b revived lliat the ves sel inn aslatre on the SOMA of that Is fltml. and w.-n burned to prevent her falling into Ihe bands of theSiniariN. U is firtherrta'ted that sixteen men of It 1-5 llfl IfB-l Sl.lItU UI.U .-IMH-II llll-ll I.' I the expedition have been captured and shot. The Chicago Punt declares tint "Su hii II. Anthony isn't a million years old;" but the traditions of the pre historic ages, tbe testimony of the rocks and all the revelations of modern science go to i-how that there is no tell ing how old she is, A Dutch Justice gives (ho following oath to a witness : Vou do awfully swore you'll tell tlie ti n! h, the whole truth and nothing Lut the truth, the best you cau't. Tlicre are now two papers published by Americans in the English language iu liennany and one in Switzerland. A new American iwper will soon ap pear in iiresden, and another In Home. JfeiMOtmler recently received flO, 003 tbr a single paititing. . - 1 - - - lll'lkl'tll lU'lM A HI 1 ifirll. me um lnwrr. ' aiiovi. mi st OHM J Iaoarte,ell-kiHwu performer, i in tlie character of "lion lamer,1! in UKi1tei unsworn., 1. bcoii. wrorrn'.lwuimangk'U t rteatl. Iry Hue animals. ii mgiiuuiirnjfcuv occurred during an exhibition in I Mm imr Mftuclioter. In the : j ; ' ... , ,.,., .,.. , . i 1 Ml. s : -l " I i . . ... , ,.,..i ... , 8 :uie Mcrc ,,ve .ftp. I he animals were ,mt through their leaping exeroifcs, I when .laearle noticed that one, a in I-gmwii Asiatie, was rather ro.-t-ive and khoWed its teeth i ie drew hissword ai!dHiiitod it thivntenii g lvatthe lion's month. Hi attention beii : thus diverted iVwnj ti e other an'Biala, a ytantg African lion crept tealthily mil trom the group and sprani; toward Macarte, rebinghiw by the rigW tup ami throwing nun down. At the route time the Awatk) , . . . lion lastei.di Itsel. upmi Lis ni.w, turing"ffa portion of his wal. Vncarte ibnghl ileMwratelv with hi- , . .1. i ... II, .. me :aee oi oi ui noon. the other lions sc'.cd the illitoltll i.ate man by his only arm. fractur iiiir the U nes, while ai otiier totv a iaeco of flesh out of his thigh. .' a- carte retained his presence of mitid, and callcl out to the men to hie anions: the animals. Revolver and rirlcs were act.nlingly pn-euKil, and while some tired blank car tridges full in the taeea of ti e in'ii- riated b ats, i thtis proUni tliem with heatinl irons, stabbed ihem i with ti iks and beat them with 8 ; ladder ai d iron sera pern, Eventually a slide w:i- i. trod need between the lrs of the cage, bo ' hind which .Mr. Mircl all. the agent, drove fimr ot the lions. At the fifth lion mere shots were fired, but it was not until the heated Uis were applied to the nose of the ani mal that itrelu.ipiished its hoi ' and ran behiial the partition. Macarte i then staggered to his :oot, but ere ! l econld reach tlie dour, and lie'ore ! the slide could btchistii, the Afri can lion aoain rusheii otit,R'izea hini by the itait, and dragged him hack into the corner among the other an tmak Again the frightful strng gte went on. Macarto was drag ged up and down the cage by the head and legs three or (bur times, the floor being saturated with his blood. Some rifles loaded with shot were fired among the savage brutes, and with several irons, now heated to a red glow, were beaten into the corner and the partition closed against tl em. Jacn to was then rclc.vci 1. still confctous. Ashe was 1,..,..,,, ... il,.. inliimai v I e exclaim- ledtoatellow wdrkman ''Harry, I I'm done for!" In addition to the back rt ofthc icalp, all the llcsh had been torn frem the thigh-; the right arm was fractured in two ; places, as well as badly lacerated, ; i and the lmi.es ot the U'Kls had i nieces bitten out ot them He died in ten minutes alter his admission lo tlic infirmary. l)cceascl was ad vciis of atse, and ft native ol Cork, , i,i e IrctaHU. ninrcllitneou. Bonner's ten horses have cost it R inn him T'-,""-IV'" Tlw; largest Orchard in tlio world I- gjj t'ltriti-lt a moderate hftlauce for in California. It contains 42 acres, rwlllction of tlie principal ofthe and over Ta.000 fruit trees. j jgi .U1(j .vi-mie, except so much as A I-awrenee, Mass.. macl llic for 1 uiayie received from a tax on tobac maklug wall liaper produww seventy-! co and liquors, ought to be rated by niue niiles of imper dailv. being run duties on importations the scale ot twentv-three boms out of tlie twenty- ' which should lie so adjusted as to aid f0,lr, ' i in securing remunerative wages to la- ... ... I... ..i'- 1 1 ii I ti. i .i-i ti i ii it i- lie- iliiht.trti'. A iioct luis forwan eu to w mw v i"' r . , ,, . , modeKyer . . i &J f! hole ST i Bii-We hokl in undying honor Tr turWab rck I tlie soldiers and sailors wlrose valor T b me aSSSu Tme " vl Hie Union. Their penriow are 1 he Uitue that s Ulie to in. . ()f nm) Mafsacliusetts ranks fourth in ' ; OW4all( ona,a,is of tiMwe w liodieil for manufactiireof fermented Ikpiora. j Mr OMllltry .ire entitled to the care A Teorla, III., fanner has a pig of the Government and tlie gratitude with two heads, four ears, seven leg-! ofthe im.oiIo. We fevor such ivddi and two tails. tloinll legislation as will extend tlie Tlie law of primogeniture, is at an bounty of the Government to all our end in British Columbia, the bill to di-: soldiers and sailors who were honor vide estates among the nearest of kin ably dlajbarged, and who in time of iiaving passed the Provincial I.egisla- j duty became dhnbled, without regard tllre h to Ihe length of tlieir service or the we shall number .m.OOO.OOO and ou-r ,.rllihal,.)jialH,. . u subject al- lm- ' ways a siifiject," having at last, The Ohio State debt is aliout ?0,000-1 t,.ugh tlie efforts of the Republican OCfl. p:irtv. been abandoned, and t he Atneri- Some ofthc lakes oTSwifTerlaml j cm J, 0f tlw rlglit of tlw indivklual over one thousand feet deep. j t0 hunsfer his allegiauco having been Tlie Turkish Government bns "pen- j accepted by the Kiiropeai. nation, it is ed a school for girls. iVetty well lor the duty ol our tioven.nient to guard a rcligitm whose women have no with jealous care the rights ot adopted ,,1 b citizens acauist tla; a-suiiiptioiw ot un- The Illinois Central Kailroad f'oni- . . - .1 ...-I. l., I P?"? ?ff'tJ,?f.'La U'u g " r" i tlou ol voluntary i ngraiion. It is estimated tlmt the ntils of the ; Tenth The franking privilege Central I'aciric road contracted at ought to be abolished and a way pre least 1,000 feet Iwt winter. pared ior a reduction in tlie rates., of 'Hie sap froih black walnut trees U pordage. said to make excellent sugar and Klevcnth Among the questions syrup ; even better than the maple, j which press lor attention is thai wbjeb , .. , ' concerns the relation of capital and MwjAdeHa'i ration .the author of ,.ll)0,.i a1(J tlie K(;lllbIkWi party re "Th; Aineric-iu Mrl Abroad, h the c0,mizc, tJle ,ub 0f so shaping iegis d.uigl.te.roftlieKev. Mark Ttafton. a Atiwit as to securo frill protection and Methodl-'t clergj-maii of Massachu-; Hmpkj flel(1 fl)r ., (rr stt'i i hpr, which creates for capital the Larg- Men are freiptently like tea ; the real ; ,-st opportunities, ami a just share of strength and goodness are not proper-; mutual profits of those two great serv- ly drawn out ot them until they have unts of civilization. been tor a short time in hot water. j Twelfth We hokl that Congress There are 143 German newspapers aial the President have only fullllled published iu the United States. an important duty in a measure for faliMwt m VntariBB Pub- ! the sPression of violent awl treason -J hree ladwaot ai otariest ub-: ab,c ()rwunlzatiou in certain of the lie in low : Misu Zoe Taylor Miss ,tely rebellion regions, and lor tbe B. C SMbbioiAadLtan A. lierrr. ' protoction of tbe ballot-box ; and, umini bi Hit .miil lie.whliam OmmtiH a PkllaMpM km 0.'A, Hv,,rn.r.,iti jT:!' Ml taxational Conwn- " . . . . . . . . .i ,, j ,j, , j,v t'hilmleliaua, on ine ftth awl nth la of June. iJffi. nr-iiii declare It feith and anuea to Tsl tiv and annonnee to portion upon t,.iv ami announce Us imhUou upoi ti;,,,.sti.Mi before the wHuitrj-, h of u. ,m;u.v it Vxwted will, nmi i-onrage ihe -oienin tlulies pf l In- lime. It -iiij.v-4il a gigiutie relH'lllmi; emauei'iiaied UNQyuM slav-: decreed tlw e uml eitlJCiislltl) of all and e-tal-;i h. il m.iver-al ufrige. RxIdMtlng ttnpara i d niagnaniiniiy. il eriinlu aliv ii iHheil no njan for polllical of-feii-e . ami wartuiji welianned ail wIhi provttt tladr loyalty Iw obeying the laws and (leaiii.g Jil-t'v With their iH'hfhbors. It lias tead decivaml with a firm haial, the resnltaui dl -or-ivnlcr ef.i gna! war. ami iuiiiand a i-e policy i iwnriis the Indian-. The Pactlk Iwiii'oad. and -lini ar vat eu I, rpri-a . bavi lieen generou-ly aided :l ,il -lAe- !'i'i COIldOctlsl. The pub lic iambi in: freoty given to actual net-tiers-; imu igraiiou I- prelnieil. cn cotiraged. ;"' toltfackiiowlwlge im.Mii of tin uatnr.utewdisttlwn.''' ' 'ght'1 ha- lie, ecunl from ISurOpi'iiii ow-tr-. lie tuithaiai iiirriiiev ha? Im ppivtsl 'm regnlatiou and the iuitlawl credit litis I ecu -u ta'n.nl umler i xira orilli an burdens awl new Umil- h ivc been neyoii-iled nt iower hitp.' The revenue -h ivi I eeii larefilSIy toSectwl nnd lioiK-stiy ppliL iv-piu- the an nual largi! rwluctiotw from the rati - of taxation the pnhtic debt has Uvii re (lucctl (hi! i.. 5 Grant V piisideney at the rale of one l.nni'nd lilllltnii dollar p r year. A great financial .ri-i-ha.-. I -cell iivoldetl and peace Hiul plenty prevail througont the land. Menacing for eign (liilicn'tie- Imvo been peacefully and honorably cmnpriHilcd. and the honor and power of the nation has been kept high throughout the world. 'Phis glorious feCotti of tbe pal is the party's he-t pletlge for the future. We believe tin- people will not eiitru t the Covernmeut to any party orcomhina tion of men compifseil of iho-e who 1 chiefly haw r -i led evt ry step in ihis benetii ia! progreiM. Krcond t'omplcte liberty and exact . malhv in ih-- enjoyment of dl civil, political and public rights sh.mld lie csah!i-he(l and i tVcCtlially iiiailitalned tliroughout the Uitlon, by efllek'ut and apprepriale State and Petk'.ral leglda tioii. Neither the law or Its admlnls tratlmi slMitrld admit of any ill-t-rliuili-allou hi rispect to eirrasu. by reason of race, creed, color, or prcvlom coti (lltioii of oervltwle. Thinl The amendments to the Na tional t'oiistttntlon should la-iwdially -ii-lained. leeau e iheV arc right: not merely loa ratetl jiccausc they are law; nhouid Iw carried (lllt aceoril iug to th.-ir spirit by appropriate legislation, the enforcement of which can he safely trusted only to the party that si cured the amendments. Fourth The National Goveniment diould -,-ek to maintain an honorable peace with aii nations, protecting its citizens everywhere and .-ympathi.ing H iih all people who .strive for givat r liU-rty. Kirth Any system of civil service miller which the subortlhiate positions of the Uoverniiie.iit are couidcrcd as rewards; for mere party zial. is fatally demoraliUw, and we theivf.rre favor i r vform oft ue system ny which shall abolish the evils of patronage and UlltKC lionc-ty. eiiicienev nuu iiui-ucj .uamirtal niialtfli-nltoiH for nulilic ISI-I- tion, wlthMtt practically creating a life tenure of oiiice. L Sixth-W am optosetl to furthei .... .A, i.it.. i..,i. t ,...,w.ki. grani "i ie i'"""1 ""I lions and monopolies, and demand that tlie luitioual domain sliall In; set apart for tbe free ue of the people. ... .......... 'Clin i , . . t i,i I it. vu niti- nOi.r .1 .... ..v,u 11,.,. n,-,ciiiii i ...i....... ................ ;uiiuori.t-u intii iwi inn t,' CIOIIICIIIS, HIN "V Ml 6,'- vw... ........ . 1 nM encouragement ami protec- cmuients; and we urgtaiie continiieil tlien'fore tliev are entitled to tlie lluiuks of the nation. Thlrteeiith We denoi(ice repmlia tion of the national debt. In any form or disguise, as a national crime. We witne with pride lite reduction of tlie principal of (he debt and of Ihe rate of interest upon the balance, ami we confidently eXK'ct that our excellent currency will he perfected by the speedy resumption of the specie pay ment. Fourteenth The regular Republi can party is mindful of it obligation lo the -loyal women ot America for their noble devotion to the cause of freedom. Their adudsslon to useful in s-i-i recelvwl With satisfaction, and ! the honest demaiids ot any class of eit i en- for additional rights should be ' treated with respeetftjl conskieration. I'irteenth -We heartily appi-ove of the action ot l ongress in relation to the rebellions Stali-s, and r joiee in the growth of peace a: id fnitcrnal feeling throiighont the land. Sixtirntli-Tlie l!cpribHcan party pro-)io-es lo ivs-ct the rights reserved by Ihe people lo themselves as carefully a- the power- delegated by them to the Htafe and Territorial governmeiiis. It disapproves of any resort to uncon stitutional law- for the purpose of re moving ctlU by hiterlerence with rights not surrendered by the people to cither the Mate or the National Government. S veutci nth It is tlie duty of the General Govei'innent to adopt such measures us will tend to encourage American commerce-, and shipbuild ing. Klghtcenth We believe that the modest patriotism, the earnestness of purposi', sound judgment, practical wisdom, incorruptible Integrity, and illustrious services atU, 8. Grant, have commended him to the heart of the American people, anil that with him at our head we -tart to-day on a new march to victory. PATENT G A IT, BTtl. Scif-Opcning and Self-Closing- (j A T E . PATKXTK1H.V JOUX I K KASON, Juno 4, Hn. friIE GATK CONSTKriTKI That 1 when ilie vHiit-lr HpiMtmvIicsi it t lie wltouJsolJ onu si-le i'!is Dvt'i' a h'ver m hipli H conliecloil to the fiiro tiinc Iiy ji roil, thus ti;M'iiin tlie jyatc lit'fopp you :tM'! fnst entile it ojh'u. Atu'c icoHiK tlirousbf ttat phitIhw pAswin over a Mluiflai kVerttIo wuiiitvtwl w ii h llH'smtu iiiiiirc. faiHin the titcln lla ro!titt(m, to t-hnt l'liiu l vou unit fasten. No Getting Out of Your Vehicle ! o Raising of Latches Nor Pulling ! of Strings, Kxeept tho lirll)tns'of yonr team. It In : ol.eu called THK -I.tZV .MAX'S CATE,'' ! And ti "Bead Open mid Mhltf." This gate i- -innile in ils construction, lioili nt iron iiiut won I work, mid not likely to Kel on! of order. It a neat, Cheap cute i desired, it may le inaitc 11,'lit. villi iliree cross barn ol wno i and one-finirtli ineli u ir.'. neatly curved tit tbe tov, tlio lower end htd hi tlie Imttoti bar, which is the style of n factory iiuuM ante. The Ktes are now in practical use in st-vera) of tlio eountiestirotind sun Kram isco, nndiilcuty oi lesuiHonuiti.scan ne-gtven. THOMAS J. SAFFORD, Having oureliascd t tic KigJii for Linn Co., Oregon, litis now- on liuiid. nnd will tiianuriielurc tlie uliove tleseritiodttto. Wliereverit 1ms lieen used it Ims ivceived tlio highest en eotntilnu, an Hie laote numlK-r of certitl-i-.ites fnnn prominent ftirinei-s in till parta of the country, now In niv liiunls, will testify. t K it i uv,s hp n u;os, Of All Descriptions, On hand and manufactured to order. Blacksmithiiig and Repairing Hone to order al most reasonable ratos. Shop foot of Kerry street, opposite ileach, Monteith A ( o.'s nourim; mills. THDMAS j. SAKFOHD. Allwny.Oel.SH, 1SiI-v4 STOVES AND TINWARE. THE OLD STOVE DEPOT. JOHN BRIGGS, Denier in RANGES. COOK, PAKLOR AND BOX, S T O V IS S ! Of tlie best nftttci'iis. AtMi : TIX, MIIII IKOSAMH'or- rn WABE, Anil the usual aWortment of fnrnNblnii Ifooib lo e ijtiniiiK-il lu ii t in store. ItcnBim neatly Slid promptly executed, on reasonable terms. Hliort rerkonliiKs innko louRA-tends, Flv'ONT STRKKT, ALBANY. Iiec.5, imw-l DRUQH, ETC, "They Who Have Kothingfor Sal are Farthest frcm Knrtct " A. CAR0THER3 & CO., WHO KNOW TUTS TO flfc TIUR Are now keeping, $H' lw fnRtTi0j n- ttlvh aJiitionf to, The Largest Stock of j DSDAL TO THEIR TRAD3 t ABOVE PORTLAND, l And AT Sl'CII PRIC KM j That Purchasers Shall be SailsQfd. Betides a Large Stock of PATENT MEDICINES, Paints, We Stuffs, and OiLs, The; keep Yankee ,o(iotiM, Oonfootionory Finest Tobacco &, Cigars WOSTENBOLMS CUTLBB SPICES, PERFUMER Y, (All kinds), TOILET SOAP, AND Ever yt hing I'SCAI.LY OBTAINED IN A STRICTLY First Class DRUG ESTABLISHMENT. NO ARTICLE SOLI) Hot what is (Inaranteed To Be JUST AS REPRESENTED Ana TSLxust Too Good. Aictic Soda.T A.CAROTIIP.RS & CO . MEALKY, i FUBMTtlllK -ANI- C A BIN ETW A R E ! I m.us wit iiv.imiw, i Of evil KLixxcSs I SI IS IV ElK US G. E Dccriliii ! MIRRORS, Picture Frames, WiSDOW SHADES, WINDOW CORNICE, j MATTING! I CHAMBER SUITS ii every stylo. PABLOR SETS of Substantial patterns, LOUXGES, Oi' E.:7 ES3CRIPTIOW ; TABLES, Every Mylc known to lUe Tradf; KITCI1LX 8AFK8, i I BOOK CAGES, CUPBOARDS , China. Closets, W ash Standm, BEDSTEADS, In endlcsM vuricl) ; O .TEX AIRS, All Styles and Descriptions, All of wUicli will lie sold lit ill VERY LOWEST FIBRES I UPHOLSTERY AND Und.ortals.inft' In all tlielrbrancbe Done to Order, unl Satisraetion (luarnntecd. J buve on Imml aupplj- of Ready - made Cofllu, miltnWc for oil liio deinaada of this com lpunity. Also, I linve n nent HEARSE, for the use of my onHtomen. Corner Broadalbln and First-stf-, ALBANY, OREGON.