The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, June 07, 1872, Image 6

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    LOCAL MATTERS.
HitlHratlon Wwliiis t ror;lnSI on
Snlnnlit'.
it following rendu- US by U'le
ejnph from Portland:
POlrTLASUi June t. Tlic Kopuhli
c ms of IhlsooOhty will bare a grand
tonsil Hgtit protsesskw aiA meeting In
ihi city, on sktimhvy eTeiiifflj mxt. to
rejok'e over tlie glorious i.tory We
imve in-t achieved in the. State to
ratify the nominations of -the National
lieniiblicui Convention. A cordial
invitation is extended to the BeptibA
.aiis of your comity and tln.nighout
i be State, to participate. T'lease ex
tent the invitation. Arrangements
liave been made with tlie Oregon A
t alifornia It. IL, Oregon & Central
U. H., and V, T. (d.l to carry pa-H-iim-r
at half rate.
,t. s. Mccormick,
J. X. 1)01. I'll.
0. X. DKXXV.
r.KroKTij'. A the poll-books w ill
not lie opened until to-day Friday)
and the vote of tlii; county eai'$ed,
w e are only able to gke Teporied nin
joiitie. Burnett is claimed to li;iv.
carried Linn county by fioni i'i) to
2 ; Shaw leads Humphrey 1 0 1 ptcs;
the Deiiiocratie i.e'i-lalive tiekot i
claimed by -JlMt majority; tho balance
ot the ueraocmtic tieitet npiwt)
elected by uwjorities raugkig from 140
to SSL The olliciai vole, which He
will publlh next week, may make a
different showing u to the wajorrtle,
but that we are beat, and batllj'heat,
there i- no denying. We oiily hoie
that the newly elected officers will so
conduct the cotnitybuslneM asloeattse
the people no rearet for their seknilon.
Qciet. The election in this munic
ipality, on Monday last, passed off
v. ry quietly hardly a riliie disturbed
the severe quiet of the day. Tho
nearest approach to a breeze was
w hen Ml anti-Tandy Iietuocrttt told a
pro-Tandy Democrat that he was a
-linking liar; but as the latter gentle
man seemed to acknowledge the com
by immediately shutting bis rattle
Imx and going home, we arc really
unable to record any of tlie usual oc
currences on 'lection day. Vat ai-e
mc eoniiu' to!
Xkw fitltc We are Indebted to
,f. 1.. Peters, 599 Broadway. New
Vwk for the follow ing new pieces of
music: IiarHng, weep no more: Only
for yon: Dflnt forget to write to me.
darling; ruder the walnut live ; We
won't have the farm; Stars of 'lie
Summer night; Sensation waltz:
Freddie's galop; Awakening of tlie
bird; Drops of dew. Mr. Peters
iwll send all of the above music to any j
address, on receipt of 30.1s in the
dune number of r?'t:' Mustml M nth-,
Tiiosk L.x us. Amoiig the tlrst
acts of the next Legislature, will be
I bo repeal of the obnoxiotu Litigant 1
law and Swamp Land swindle. The
l.ock an.1 Dam Swindle Company w ill
lie compelled to fini-li up their job a
closcly and in as complete a manner
us the contract grran out by ft Demo
cratic Legislature will allow. It is to
the interest of the State that this im
provement shall bo completed, and in
a substantial manner, and lis: Repub
lican Legislature elect will see to it
that they are so completed.
Wooi' UotiSBUOUi M.viiAZiNi:
Fur June, still keep, up its reputation ;
i-1 ne cneaiiesouoiiai-jjei iuuiu.il u. m ,
world. Its popularity is extending
and widening every day. 'J'lie pulj-
hers offer great mdiicenieiits to per- I
w ho will get u:i clubs. ue of i
- . . ..
the prizes offered is a Xo. 1 organ,
price $125, for one hundred and
twenty-live subscribers. Here is a
chance tor a Sunday School or church
lo get a fine organ for nothing. To
those wishing to raise cJobs for the
magazine, the May and June numbers
will be hnruistted free. Address S. S.
, IVood & Co., Xewburg, X. Y.
fl t v lEsrtmt-H IV iiyiv I no- oiipi-- '
get'e and accommodating citizen, Mr.
A. X. Arnold, has shown a conimend
n'llfc taste and enterprise by having a
new Express Wagon fixed up in the
most approved style. The baly is
jointed black with lettering in gold
on tlie sides, while tlie remainder of
the vehicle is red, striped with black.
Bully for Arnold.
C0AKOK ok FiiiM. 'lite style of the Second Assistant, A. X. Arnold ; Sce
lste firm ot W. H. McFarland Co ! retarj', A. F. Wheeler: Treasurer,
d filers in stoves, tinware, force and j Henry Myers.
1 ft pumps, etc., corner Washington
and Frst streets, Alljany, has been j ACCIDENT. A little son of Mr.
changed to M. M. narvey 4 Co., Hart, agent lor O. & C. R. R. at this
a d ii3w additions made to the 1 ulace, fell and ran the line of a fork
stock. Call and sec tlie new stock. . !
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We lwve receiyea this valuable
1 . -w V, i.i .i MitBII rui.WTAllV
w ork for 1872, UtaAi from (be press of
Ceo. P. Rowell ft Co., Advertising
Agents, (ew Tok, It is especially
valuable tabwe m". who should
not fliU to ordef a copy.
m i.
PKaWAjV-pr. Ballsid, of Istbo
HDK m lp cHy on Thorsday.
itr from Wnllsbl.rif, W. T. )
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11 .ui.-i.i .nil v to, lots.
Vwtm ym mvK, h ,ve jn.
learned that a IflBUf man bv fjh
nam.. of MnrUn Fox (I billete Ms
name is Marian), fetter live
idohi ionrmiHS irom a-oiriMViiK' m
yntrr comity, dfeuj fionnrie effects of a
wound reivivcd from u shot -gnu load
ed with buckshot. It appear; thai
sniiK- ten or twelve il.iys sine be. witb
-nme companion, were iv on the
i bead of tlie VsHt looking for water,
and. lieeetii'lng tired, art down to ret
Ion tlie brow of a precipitous blurt".
; The oung man was in to&BUige of a
'. shot -gun. which had been laid dow n
! carelessly, w hen one of the boys rolled
' a totie off the bluff or iriwnntaln,
whlcli, coining hi .ontait with the
h.ininicr of the gnu explinled it. tN
whole charge entering the leg of
young Fox. .shattering and hwecuting
I it in a terrible manner. It seemsthat.
I owing to some mi-mndei staiidhig. the
I b-g wa not ampiitsteil till four or five
.lays ntier (lie aci-iOeut, wljcn It b;al
become so moitilied that he survived
the oneratlo:) only pome four or live
I day-. The.-e an- the facts as near n 1
j can learn theni, as (he xechiont ovtur-
red some clghtct'U milej from this
I place, yoUM 'I'ruly.
Wm'. X. SMI WI.
Wi ATinai RiKxnin
May lusl,kuit by J-li
For the
. Smith :
month of
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Mean temperature for tho aiontb, ss ile-
recs. In'lK'sr lemjieiatnre on ine .21.
(Si ; lowest on the 4th, 47. Highest temper
alius; mirtnjt the iuontli,on Ihfi tSd.ftl;
lowest en the 5ili, in. Clear days l i.
cloinly 0, shOM-cryi, mini. Wtn'l wulh 4
tttiyS, nortliwcal 9, -smihwcst ltnorth it.
M vjoitinus.--The whole Rep iMi
ean ticket ill this city. With the excep
tion of II. M Brown, candidate for
Sheriff, got away with good majorities,
dipt. X. B. Humphrey, candidate tor
Prosetsitlng attorney, led off w ith 120
majority, followed by Rev. S. O. Ir
vine, candidate for County .lodge, with
00. Jo-, ft. Wilson counted up 40.
For tlie Legislature, X. II. Cr.iuor led
the Democratic ticket, baviiig 210
votes while the avenge was but 20 :
M.C. Owirge, on the Republican tick
et, bad 251 votes, while the average
was 247. The vote show s a good work-
ing Republican majority in tiii
duct of thirty.
pre-
PAtsiTt Accident. Wm. Morgan,
ngetl about 20 years, youngest son of
Miller Morgan, who resides at Saddle
Butte in this county, on Thursday
morning, was thrown from a horse,
and one of his legs broken between
the knee and ankle, the lione protrud
ing through tlie skin. The accident
was caused bv the breaking of the
bridle. We are unable to sav wbeth-
er amputation will be necessary, as the
physlelm lias not returned as we goto
press.
Rkad This. Mrs. Brldgefnrmcr
ill. srioint itliolion fo llo- f:i-r. thnt
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.in: I - (iii.i,,ii- in i in-,- .mi in i -ii-i n ji
1 millinery goods, lists, bonnets, etc.,
and to do this, will sell her entire-stock
of late style goals at cost. Here is a
chance for bargains that our lady read
ers will not fail to seize upon. Go at
once, if vou wish the lir-t sav.
Attention. The stockholders of
the Albany & Santlam Canal and
Ditch Coinpiny, are requested to meet
at the Court House, on Saturday,
June Stli, 1S72, at 1 o'clock P. M.. for
the purpose of effecting an org.miBi
tion -electing officers, etc. By order
of tlie Incorporators.
Fikkukn'8 Flection. Following
Is the list of officers elected at the
regular, meeting (June 4th; of tlie Al
bany Fire Company Xo. 1. for the
ensuing year : Foreman. Joseph We1
lier; First Assistant, Win. Rielit. r;
Into bb hip on Tuesday.
In tlie at- i
temnt to mill it out, tlie tine broke in !
tlJliln TV .Innes was called in. '
iF. -n. "",(, ,""7 "
and succeeded In cutting It ont, and j
the little rooster is all right at pros-.
ent
Seeks ade. We are under obliga
tions to the friends who executed, such
iwect music under our window Tues
day morning. Many (tank for remem
bering IM.
New To-lAY.-Secisml of Mr. J.
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.
Mm. either by note or I wok neco,,,,,.
ocorae forward and make immediate
Wmeihf. Notes ami arcoms
wwmii Hie nanna or Messrs. i!eaiii,
; """nil !v in.. m, ....us, .
! wboni iwymeiiN shou'.l be m:ul.
stiiamii:i!i;ii. For a basket of
huge lame stmwlierries. the tir-t oftlie
sea -on. we are Itidebtetl to Mr. John
Miilanl. They were luscious, smotb
er.1 in cream, and we bow onr ac
knowli dginents to Mr. Millard for
bis Mndlv reineiiibrauce of iw.
Cl.AlMi V.-Onrt.Vmiity Clerk. A. '.
Innes, R.q., bands the tollowhig
lignres as the claimed Uanneratle
majoritle? in this county: Ilurnett,
J-"7; SIihtv, 1S4 ; Legislative ticket,
224.
REi.ir,ior. Wie Rev. D. s. Oaks
will preaeli at the Baptist church on
Sunday next, morning and evening.
A general invitation i extended.
lb v. .Mr, Babeock, Prnteitiuit E)l
copal Church, will preach at the
Court House on Sunday, .tune Mtii, at
I o'clock P. if. All are invited.
Cn;.Ui
.- Mr. J, 'A. Ci'ou-e, know-
ing our
made u
wenknesj for a go.il elgar,
a present, the other day, of a
box of as good cigars as we ever flop
ped a lip over. Of course we shall
reinemlier him kindly, you bet.
Ir H. -The friends of Mr. ('hrlsto
ipbcr Starr will la pained to learn of
! his death, which occurred at hi. resi
: deuce lit or near Scio. on the 5th. lie
i leaves n w ife and several
mourn hi- early decease,
child
en ti
, PnEcrXCT OniCEits. Following
n lined gentlemen were elected in
I Albany precinct, all Republicans : Ju
! ticcs of the Peace. Messrs. M. 1,. Car-
others and Q. W, Vernon ; CoustaWes,
jM.ST'. Ceo. Weller and ICIias Fan
ning. Tme General Rem i t. 1 lore's
how the eletSlon foots up from latest
advices :
Jackson county elects two Republi
cans to the Legislature, certain, and
in all probability the tbirtl ii Heeled.
Douglas sends three members and
one Senator, with the probabilities in
favor of the election ot the Joint Sena
tor. Lane sends three members and the
Senator.
Benton sends two members.
Polk sends three members, With a
good show for Senator.
Marion sends her full quota of five
members,
Clackamas gets away with three
'members and the Senator.
Yamhill puts up two members mid
the Senator.
Multnomah has no trouble whatever
in electing four members and a Sena
tor. Washington keeps up her reputation
with (wo members and a Senator.
Other portions of the State are re
ported to foot up :
Grant, two members; Wasco, one
member and the Senator : Clsttop. one
member and the Joint member for
Tillamook and Clatsop, mid also the
joint member for Coo- and Curry.
Portlier returns are likely to in
crease rather than diminish the Repub
lican majority in the Legislature, and
while we are absolutely aistirwl of ft
good, healthy working majority in the
House, we. confidently lielievo there
w ill be a tvo-thMs majority. How 's
that for high ! Tlie Senate 1 ours by
at least one vote, and furtlicr returns
may give us three majority.
While we feel deeply humiliated
over the fact that, through bad man
agement, Linn county bits thrown her
vote against us, we rejoice that better
counsels and wiser beads prepared the
way for victory in otler parts of the
State. Vi e may tie compelled to burn
powder, yet, over the result.
Markets. Xo change
prices. We .plot :
Butter Per pound 20c.
Kggs Per dozen 2(1 c25t
Bacon Side, buying. 12,'c: sel-1
ling It.:. Shoulders, buying. Kjc; sel-
ling Ijjtjj. Hams, buying, 18cj sel-'
ling. 1 Be!"
Chiekens From $2 50 to $i) T do i
en.
Wheat Millers paying 75c bush-,
el.
Unts Mill nuotwl at .We f tinsuei. '
Business tolerable fair. Weather I
pleasant. L'rojis look splendid.
Kx(!tTisiON. To-morrow a number 1
of onr voumr tnlks to IVterson's
oiom joutig ioiks go to itoi-ous
Butttt on a pleasure excursion.
County Covbt In session Tliurs
(tiy. ! MarioxCoi stv. We have not yet
received the olliciai vote, but have
enough to know that Wilson's majori-
V will lie aliont 830. All tlie other !
wiiiliilates on the Kepublicm ticket.
wJth tw ewjeptwi of'j. j, Mnrphf,
who was riitiniitir for county clerk.
were elected. Murphy was beaten by
a considerable majority.
In walking always turn your Utei
outward, ami your thoughts inward.
The former w ill prevent you from fall
ing Into cellars, and tlie latter from fall
ing Into Iniquity,
t,
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, i .iil.l-. I Al.lv. rMioiii.i Hi"; union
Warmer i topfftaW
i" " ' '"'LSJL the
VorIw
p ,, ,vv,i Iqrlmpov
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r.l -1 I - 0:1 omoiiu- in- ,-no "
out anv approval. The man who In
ttwlueed it I an tm : tli"' men w ho
voted for it are pcheiulnjj BrltMl
agents, and lire iwh wlio sav Ibis Is
not the case are liars and liorsc
thieves. I judge th ll on the average,
every maul woman and child in
America uses a ton of gnann a year in
)ine shape or other, wlietber as the
tanner in New York. Louisiana. Col
orndn. I'odtink, etc.. in agriculture or
a Charles A, Dana, lor editorial arris
eles. We tliu-eon-nine. In round tig'
ures, 10,000.000 of loiw annally. The
arbitrary and revolutionary Act which
I veto to-day would thin Impose a lax
of f4.OOO.QO0 a year on our people.
With what effect'? It would not stim
ulate the production of American gu
ano. American bird-could not win
pete with (lie pauper labor of birds in
liiMs'ineli anil j)rleit-rtdilen Central
America. I am not quite mire as tfl
what I mean or w in it Is not so. or
what i-i which, but the man who
-peak oonlijiry i; a hell-hound and
I ill od by Itml'h go!d. II. C.
A lb" following iwem was rocentlv
ioiiihi piuiiin ion tree oij wreeiey s
fiirili, it i- slipjioscil to have been writ- '
tell by that gentleman. 1( certainly '
has tlu HoratViin jingle :
An elephant s;ii in a swallow's nest,
I irinkiug a cup of tea.
And watching il delicate hell I bat sang
From I lie top of a neighboring tree, j
i The I!iisoii Ti'irilrr'ti poel has not I
1 niiisid In vain on the situation, and
1 adds to the general filial the following
etlort :
UH, WATTS ON THE CINCINNATI NOM
INEE. How doth the I usy Horace G.
i Improve each shining hour :
j And look for office ev. ry day
In everv party's bower.
How sKililully he build- his sells,
; How neat he spreads the snip:
Anil when pig iron will not avail
Takes five trade as bis hope.
The Oakland A'eiM tells this story,
as illustrating the cheerful alacrity
with which the Democracy take to
Greeley i A party of miners Inhabit
ing a cabin agreed that tlie worst
grumbler in the crowd should do the
cooking. A cross-grained old cuss
had officiated it long time, but grow
ing tired of his office, belaid out to
disturb tlie general satisfaction which
seemed to prevail among '.ne others,
I and by provoking sonic complaint se
cure a successor. So he mixed npn
, butch of dough, half flour and half
salt, baked It, and set the bread on
the table. One rusty old fellow seined
a biscuit, bit out a mouthful, and af
ter pausing a little and making a hid
eous iriinace, observed: "Well! if
Ithslahrt thed dest. saltiest bread I
'.vcr did -trike lad fP ; 1 nl llutuyh ."'
: A leading Democrat hi Hie West is
a little doubtful about going Greeley,
and expresses himself thus : "I would
' -loop a great way to conquer; but to
1 -foop so tar ami get licked utter all,
wouldn't be agreeable."
Fi need to leave the Ti'ibiim' easy chair
Giveley retires to his bucolic lair,
Laying aside his wrath-dispensing
I ' pen,
To vent his curses on the festive hen,
' Who. after all he can do or say,
I Declines to lay a dozen eggs a day
' To feed on faro checks the lambkin
lean
That it may thrive and "gambol on
the green"
To pluck bis geoe and leave them but
a "feather"
That they, consistently, may "Hock
together"
To graft the peach tree with Italian
bet
I That "peach and honey" may lo
sought With ease
' To milk with patient band the gentle
steer.
! And while lib. leisure cursing lager
tiecr
To feed bltnself on mo-t nutritious
meat.
j Obtaining thus a broader "country
neat"
In short, to give full rein to all bis
fancies,
Lest elsewhere he should ruin liberal
j chances.
Here Is a letter that some unprin
cipled people say Mr. Greeley w rote :
"I understand you sell large quanti
ties nfhults and IllltS, and that the lat
ter are of a superior quality. If you
i w ill send me a bushel or two of your
(jest nuts hi time for spring planting.
I will by return mail tell you what I
know about '"'s, which is a good
Ideal. Truly. IT. GK"
I One of the comjiositors in his office
market m'"t ,0 Mr. Oreeley to ask his
Influence for an appointment at Wash
ington. Said Mr. Greeley:" ' in you
j saw wood?" "Yes. sir." "Then stay
i awav from Washington." Good
eiiongh ndvlee. Derlians, but onr friend
in the composing room now tenders
to Mf. Oreeley the .'tdvi.te to "stay
away tVom Wii-hingtnn." no matter
whether he can raw wood or not.
Still the trouble exists as to which
is the proper color for Greeley bats,
The great agriculturist is truly the
philoamher of UM yin
The Louisville CCHiHm Jmnwd
,
s,g- I
nilieantly remarks : "The gray-jackel
who is not tor Horace (.reelcv d
serves a straight-jacket."
I. m-iey contemplates a grand piili-,
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IW-IIgm II lll.p. Ill" IS yOlllj; IM, '
as a mmi-iu and next fall will come
down nqimh.
f ireeley hutter"is od'ered to the j
public by a Kansas ( ilv exoeer. who
takes that delicate way' of intimating
that it is not strong.
A careful review of tlie one hundred
mil forty odd (ierman papers pub
lished in the I'liited States, show that
Iishe.1 in the I'liited States,
only two weeklies ami four out of the
lifty dailies have thus far given in their
adhesion to tlie Cincinnati ticket.
(Jiveley jives it as his deliberate
opinion tllrT cube roots ought to lie
watered frequently,
lircelejr flpj wrote an article head
ed "Michael .ngelo." but the plrnter
set it np "Wicked Angels," whereupon
Horace (b-d the optus 0r every typo
hit;brto!ltow.
-riiri'ttntlrt Author.
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fcts eonflueineiit helms written of
' tl moeHqnMitaBd remHlek.
mi ,KWk"
, jIUi :,,i i foi o me extract.
, i n. .-banter on the Resttrnwioil,
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i'ivcs liiii a pariiai ioe,i oi i,in,-oi
beantiftil iK'H-skctches il contains ;
The daw ning of the third day after
Hu, i-i-iii-iiivi.m was looked for with
Crtvnt an.1 huneliil solicitude by the
apostles, lite lime iiraggcu siowiy
nud heavily as iliey wutehnl for the
lx-t projiheey of Christ i "After three
days I shall rise again." Twice had
the sun gnneilown on earth, ami all
as vel was qnirl as (he sepulchre.
Death held Its scepter over the son of
Cod. Slid and silent the hours w ore
on : the Kontitn guaitls slid stood by
lin ir posts while the IIUHIII glfftmwl
on their helmets and on their sp. ai -,
The eiieuiies of Christ ekltiteiliu (heir
succes; the hearts of biJ wlloWei's
w ere -iiiil, in despondency itmt sorrow,
ail unconscious ot the angclstif Heaven
lioveri ig near lo hchoM lite approach
ing event. At length the morning
star, risini in the east announced ihc
npi roach of liglit. Tlie third day be
gan to dawn upon the woiid, when,
mi a sudden Ihc csrlh trembled to its
renter, the powers of Heaven were
shaken, and an angel of God descend
ed to tlie holy sepulclier. The guards
shrank back in terror at his presence,
and fell prostrate totlx; ground. "His
countenance was like lightning, his
raiment was white as .snow." He
rolled away the stone from the door
and sal upon it. But who is this 'hat
conies from the tomb, from the bed of
death he thai is so glorious in his ap
pearance, walking in the greatness oi
his strength i
It is ihy Prince, oh, Zion ! Chris
tian.' It Is your Lord who rises from
the grave a conqueror, to meet the
morning's resurrection. He returns
from the world of spirits, brl'ighig
salvation to the sons of men. Never
did (he returning sun usher In n day
so glorious. Lei it be proclaimed the
jubilee of tlie universe ; let the earth
and that is within It, nil nations and
all people shout lor joy! Ye clouds
w ith jarring thunders, ye inuring bil
lows, lend your voices! Wake ye
soaring throngs and feathered warb
lers, whose glittering wings lire tip
ped with gold : tune your voices to
unite wiili the angelic hosts in a sub
lime 11 'sauna to the Highest! Swell
the inspiring theme, until Heaven's
inch echoes back the sound Hosanun
in tlie highest.
iitHuaoi'N.
If your nclghbo's hens an: trouble
some, and steal across ihe way, don't
let your angry pis-ions li e; fix a
place for 'em lo lay."
The only nnmsoment of the citizens
of Oilhoiiii, Ga., is that ot tying tin
ware to the tails of the village dogs.
The dog; are so well trained that when
ever one of them sees an DJSter can in
tlie street lie backs up and waits tor
some one to tie it oil.
A testhnnplal to the skill of a chiro
podist, publi-hed in an Kugltsb paper,
testifies that "four or five years ngo lie
suc.vssfnlly extracted several corns
from my feet without iialu, n nlo
, member of my family, which have not
I returned since that time."
A venerable country gentleman in
I I'ittshut'g. said to a news hoy Ihe other
I day. "Boy, I want to go to the Mos
J nongtihela bouse.' "'ery well ' it
1 plied the boy, "you may go if you'll
j promise not to lie gone long."
An exchange says a "inn piito is a
! public singer, who draws well, but
! falls to give perfect satisfaction." Still
! be never fails to "make bis mark."
Hr. Hall savs that lor a period of a
month before marriage, and after
ttcntli. men regard their wives as an
gels. A disgusted yonlh in Nnslivllle ad
vertlses Ids girl as ii liar, because ulie
broke the engagement.
It is a curious tact that while the
imu are permitted to go lii the way
tbey are '''. tlieWfes are expected to
eo in Ihe way tliev an1 tiilih
A celebrated clergyman once said
that be had found more bail in good
people, and more good in bad iieojjlc
than lie ever expected.
"I yielded to bis earnest pcrsmt
sinus," as tin' young widow said, alter
angling two years to catch an old
bachelor."
"Why, my friend," said Roger, "I
brought tlie suir to oblige you." "To
nbllirc me. Indeed! BOW SO?" Why,
toooiige you to pay.
A female .In st ice oftlie Peace of Wy-1
nming has kept herself In pin money
tor some time past y lining ner mis-
liaud, in
ever he committed a domestic con
tempt of court .
"Somebody wrote to II. O., says the
Lowell t'nii'riiu; inquiring tlie liest
method ot preserving farm tools.
The philosopher advised tlie last loaf
sugar, pound tor pound, and boll one
hour."
"H. O's recipe for preserving ieaeli
es. Cut in strips not hi, than fifteen
inches long; spread them out on tlie
grass t bleach for three days, and
linallv sprinkle with cinnamon, and
i. !.. 1 ujLi i. All.ul ..ittl. mm-.
tacK ill ;ui-llglll jars ntiv.i ,, .t..
' dust."
The ivopie of a vllln in Kansas,
II 1 . . I. t.'.ll . 111 I hi. 1 I Ml'
eaueu ..rassiiopjj.:r r...... .."i
.,, , ul,m.j,, ., bnrb sounding.
1" II..I1.X ..J - .3
had it ehauged to hautrelle. IBB
dwellew tlierefjout, unaccustomed to
such outlandish apiH-llalions, eori-u)ie.
tlie new name into '-Snow tail, and
Hie village Is known only by that title.
The humiliated villagers have just
appealed to the Legislature to change
the name or tliclr village back to
Grasshopper Falls.
. - i-i hi '
Our celestial chart Indicates that tlie
comet which is to strike the earth at
5 o'clock August 12th, P. M., will col
lide with our planet 9 degrees and 7
minutes west rf Mexico, and do no
farther damage tlian to sink that em
pire under tlie sea, with the" nortlienr
end of South America, thus opening a
channel for coramcroe. Jp
HARRIED.
In Uiia city, by liev. Gi Wi BhawV
' at u l L 'I.. i. i l i
I KhT Hta ft? K.
BroolJ of Llun coUnty.
'"'"I'Him-ntii received.
HottOWAVsOmMKNT.-Sorc
miimi, uceis, &c., van u vnr
wounds.
ihewui.mal tivatiueiit a., iudieatnl by
- wiwmw " inn,-...
million, nootb the neighliorbig nerve-,
cool the heal, d blwal, ami render the
walery inchoroUs .li-chaii;e cousistci.i
!n' healthy, liappilv, llolloway s
Ointment accomplishes those ends
Willi unfailing certainty. 23 cents per
box or pot,
WILLIAM DAVIOSOV
IIEAI. ESTATE HEALER,
SJ. 61 1'roul Mrivt, lorUiuid, Ur
KRAI, ESTATE in IhlsCITYnml EAST'
POItTI.AXII, tnilm iiio-i (leslmli!.. I.nn!.
lies, isiiislsiiim of I.IJTH,HAl.E Ill.OI'lis,
nil 1 BUX'KK, hoi hs mi I sloi:i: iilso,
1MI'HIIVEI KAIiMS
cilltlviiti'il EAXIiS, lo. ai
Hie STATE tor SALE,
anil viiTnaWe tni-
I in ALE piutsol
REAL ESTATE, und oilier propcrlj .
pprehttsed foreOrttisjiontltints, in iio-1
liml thrniiuhout ihe state mid TEttlll
TORIES, wilh Ki'enl .nil' ninl on ihe iuut
All! ANTAIIEiifS TERMS.
ItOCSES anil STORES lon-i-l, t(A
NE.niTIATEI'.ioi.K 'I.AIMSor Al.t HE
-I'lIll'TlnNs PRdMPT'LV ( "!.!.' I 'TEli;
mil n uqfianil El NAN l.VLluul EN('l
lUSIXESistf-imsiictwl,
ai;ents of tills urni e, m n ihr . r
TIKSnn.I TOWN in Hie STATE, ill I'e
O'lve lUwrlplions of i; l pftuPKH"n
mi l forwurU Ihe Minve lu I'Ae nhovc lid
dii'ss.
SPECIALTIES t
Dri'K- Trlnuuiiiast. An extensive va
fiety of silk, satin, cotton fltul woolen
Uitsti'fi)iiittags, nil. nys in store.
Illations. I II!
haud. ut low tUitti,
-t styles constantly on
MiNcellmu'ous. Lluhiffs mid findings
of nil jri-.nles ninl qualities, 11 full iissoil
in.'iit, JACONETS. MiSl.INS. ESI BROIDERIES.
i'lAI'EI! LINEN. Kill AMI ALL
OTH Ell VAUIETIES or
HJ.OVES, IlutfE, Ell'.,
AT PHIWE WT.
MRS. II. U. OODLKY.
Alhnny, JIav2t, l-TJ.
DK. V.VV DES IIEBtill'M
InfaHtble 1'orm S'KMp.
Its vnluefit'lt'uinvbiK masses oferntlitie
from tlie sotnp,e!i a-el bowels of ehiiitisni.
even where noaun do no: exist, (uniiol !
lOO lliilllTllji' l.
Eevernnd A,'iie. ll-i-sor,-Is-'o-ninu- lie-
billlntel In thepreseu
stomach or ijowels, ar.
tin-
I:.
1110 to III
1111 I f.W
knot, ii
live fail
a pronuclei com'se ci irJ.il
The Worutremeillt. rmvo lit
cure when all other tx-nie Hi
esM-.-Eally in chiKIivn.
Eoi-snlclq- A. CSrof tiers ,v Co.. hoi
and rptnll ilrnjufsis, Alliaiiy, .
One irSlitt ierl)'t.-.
. Prks
v ItlS'll
.1. WIIEIXEII,
MSi;!, ORECiiOX,
Forwarding: & Cammissioii Merchant.
.'itt forlIiesn!eofllieeelt;t)rafe;l I: l
WACOM, and nil kinds of .VGHIITI.TI II-
ai. .maciiim:i;v.
ConsltfniiHmtii soli.-in-.l.
TilU'N I.i ITS. in tin-town of Sliedd, for
side.
(Sew Ti-Ia .
ATTENTION.
rpn E
CStlKItHIIINKf) IIKKEIIV l.'E
1 on
I lies: n a. I lM-isiri- u ini uil' i l,i'iii-i I .-
Illileoteit l. OMR, elllMJl' by note or boot,
account, fbiiitiike iiniaettiilo pnvtncrrl l.
Ileaeli, Mouti'ttli ,V ( o..ut City Mill-. Allm.
iiy,IllWliosoliand lie has left his InmiUs,
nice- mill nil necouiiK .1. .11. UEACII.
Allmny, .lime 7, HH-I )
FHrmerfi, Tnke otlrt.
HAVrSC I'lsiMSEH OK MY INTEI!
est in tlie Froiiina IViuttlioiise.iind le
luit anXtoni inclose unaiiinv ImsIncsH in
tllll! eon licit ii in IHMEI'I A'rtM.V. iMpeet
liillyciill Ibentti'iillon ol all nltoun. in nr-riili-s,
eilher liy note or iMio'-i lU'Coiuit. imd
pnHllun'itr attention Iscatl.1 1 to voiu-sacIv
Alt'Ot'.V'i'. 1'iensi' i-eliiiii Ibem :u onee.
ortlH'y wall bo clwivisl iiuiitnsl von in ne
eo.mt. I . M. CAItTWlttUIIT.
Albany, May 1, l,s7M'.ll
FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATION
ro bk oivkh by the
CITIZEXS OF ALBAXV,
at the
i.ixx roi vrv
:FAIR GROUNDS!
OIIDER Of KKIM ISKi :
The ni-oo'sslon will N tonne Int'.lo'eloi l;
A. X., Ill front of I bo Court House, in tlio
I'ollnwtnK order :
Niitioinil Colors.
Allium- Brass llnnit.
OKATOli Or THE HAY.
(0. C Curl, Es, , ot Sii'ciii.)
ltfwI)RK OF mt IIM'I. VKATION,
(Cntit. N. II. Iliuinilni'y.
Allmnv Eliv Iii'twrtmeul iin foil nnlfovui1.
"The Vut'iotis Siimlii,- Hchonis,
lliyittsl (HitwU iiiiil'Cill.i'iis.
I'pon iirrlvlnjr ut tlie Fair OromiilH, tin,
rJoe'j.nitlnrt of InJepeudoiice will lie remt
liy Ciipt. N. B. IlulUllliroy, mi l mi oilll ion
dellvoml by (' II- I'tul, Esq., of Nulcni,
after which ihe f.niivuieM oi the Any, ron
Wl.iHOl'M.Hie In I lie hivilion, llunclng,
Crnqtntt, IIuhu Itii.ll, etc., will fnitiinenee,
nrisi
OTUnr, anil no nni -e-i-iK una, nniiikeiiiiess,
nr disorderly conduct will bo tolerated on
tho Kilii'i; rounds.
AdmtaHlon lo the Urouiidn Free,
RiTrrHlimeiilN on Ibis FnlrUroiiml.
On the Klflh mid 8tth ln,vsor Julv, n
finmeof liWlwill bo competed for, accord.
nlt 111 prii-jmnilnn,
65" A cordial in ioilion is .Mended lo
MOTIC'E.-t'iirtlmwIiii well) (Hiciipyliu
land in Hie "Grand linndn mid iMr. lie
servos," In Ihe stale ofOnwui, In the yearn
WW-'ii, ninl had to ftlsind.m Hie smiie in
consequence of Hiilil llcKcrvcs IihvIiik been
sulected by tho V. H. for tlie KvtlUiuient of
the Ibwuo Itivor Indlmis, will iiliiksc send
their addresses, for ftirt her eorreepondenc.
to B. W, ItUWHlf AN, AttT. QX 1. Wiu.il,
mm