The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, December 30, 1871, Image 8

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Job Iliggiiicc was a rare speci
men rare that ho outlived what
wVull have killed almost any other
man. People who had occasion, ton
years ago, to)4top in Tam worth, N.
II., must have heard of him. One
day Job was at Tam worth, and lie
applied to Peter Ilinea for passage
on his stage-coach. Peter saw that
Job was, us usual, very drunk, and
lie was doubtful about taking him.
There were ladies to ride upon the
inside, and of course he could not
go in there ; bat at bngth, by con
bent of two gentlcmei-. who were to
ride upon the driver's Imjv, Job was
allowed a berth upon the upper seat
outride. The stage started, and for
a time all went well. -Tub was very
unsteady in his seat, and essayed to
t.ing ; but " he wobbled, and his
' sense of tune was entirely obfus
tioated. At length came the long
stretch of hill in Moultonborongh,
going up which Job lost his seat
and tell overboard. Peter hauled
up, and got down, and one of the
passengers got down with him.
Found .fob upon the sward by the
roadside trying to g;t upon his foot.
".Say, Job, are ye much hurt?"
aked "Peter, as they lifted him from
the grass.
"jflurt? r course not. But
say ole Pete, wlia'r in thunder'd
ye tip over for, (hie) eh 5"
"Why, bless your soul, I didn't
tip over," replied Peicr.
i "P;Jn't (liic) tip over, eh ?"
"Xot a bit of it."
- "Hut (hie) 'e Ptage;.V tipped
over.
"Put I tell you it did
over," asserted Peter.
Job shook himself, and tried to
fix his eye ,on Peter's rotund, rudy
lace :
"Didn't (hie) tip over? Wal
ft IM, 'a (hie) know'd that I
wouldn't i fot ojf!" ' .
From the Louisville Ledprer, Dee. 3
Arrrnl of n Mail Kobbcr.
not tip
:r tin Rldics.
"Grandpa,"' said a little boy, "our
minister said this morning that 'rich
es take to themselves wings and fly
" avny.' Now is there any place in
the world where riches may b3 stored
in. safety "r"
"None," replied the old man.
' "Xot in England," still inquired
the boy. "Surely the banks of such
a great and wealthy country are on
a sure foothig."
"Xo," again answered the grand
father; "civil strife, or foreign var
may at any time arise, beggaring
' th.o people and ruining the banks."
"Is not money safe in Prussia, in
the hands of thse rich German
bankers?"
"Xo, not safe," once more replied
the old man, "even in their hands,
for property may fail them."
"But surely," said the boy, "even
boundless wealth may be deposited
ni the banks of the Great liepublic
with perfect safety."
"Alas, no !'' replied the aged man ;
"war may arise even in this country ;
and thieves abound in the laud,
who rob the banks of their treasures
and plunder vaults of their wealth."
"There is no place where riches
ma3' be stored in safety !" sighed the
boy.
"Yes; not in this world, as I
said first, but in heaven. My boy,
always remember the text : 'Lay
not up for yourselves upon earth,
where moth and iut cloth corrupt,
and where thieves break through
a! id steal ; but lay up for yourselves
treasures in heaven, where neither
moth and rust doth corrupt, and
where thieves do not break through
nor steal.' "
I clasped her tinv lanl in mine, I
clasped lier beauteous form ; I vowed
to shield her from the wind, and from
the world's cold storm. She set her
beauteous eyes o: i me, the. teats (lid
wildly flow; and with lier little lips
she said, "Confound you ! let me go."
A severe storm at Thidodeaux.
'Louisiana, 1!pw down a hou-e. killed
two men and seriously injurled two
other. A little boy was caught in
the air and landed three hundred' yards
away, where he fell, Uninjured. Up
on angming. ne exclaimed : "I tell
you 1 iuid a sweet ride."
A comical passage appears in a let
ter from the I?ev. J. P. Newman to
t he Methodist, describing the voyage
of the United States steamer "Con
jre" to and from Greenland. Dr.
Newman says :'
"On our lomeward voyage two sea
men were reported fighting, and they
were sentenced to ling each other for
two hours, with a sentry over them,
to see that they did it affectionately.''
If we examine the subject, it is not
pride that makes angry, but the want
of foundation for pride; and for this
reason humility often displeases U3,as
much-
A fair reputation is a plant, delicate
not; rapid in its ; growth. It will r.ot
sh ot up i a night, like the gourd of
the propliet. but like the gourd, it
my perish in anight. Taylor.
The highest genius never flowers in
satire ; but -cultivates with tliat which
ia best in human nature.
For the past five or six months it j
has lH?en known at the Txui.ville pot- 1
office that some one connected with '
the oiliee was engaged in stealing from I
the mail in transit thro" this city let- !
ters eonlaininjr money, drafts and j
potolllce orders. These depredations
became so frequent and cxtvu-nw in
amount a-; to excite general alarm '
among tlie head.! of the oUtee who
were let into the secret of their com- j
mi.si!i : audit wa finally determined i
by Mr. Tuiey. the Deputy Postmaster. ;
that the thief should - be detected at j
every' hazard, and at any cost that j
might lw necessary. " !
To this -eiul Mr. Tuley set on foot!
the ntot searching inquiry into the :
habits of all the clerks : hov manv, if j
any, w-ere living beyond their means ; '
whether any of them were wliat is
known as "fast men,"' and such other
particulars as might throw light upon !
or give si clue to the robberies in 'the j
IMKtoHice. T!i'e iii-piiries led to the !
development of the fact that one of '
the clerk, Thomas W. Lendrum, was j
sporting some line diamonds;' two
gold watches, one a heavy hunting- !
Ciij guld watch, the other a line!
4mihe!ed. liatnond-stu.l !ed lady's '
watch ; tii-tt he was supporting a !
-woman, and held in possession a 'fa?t ;
horse, ar.d spending a goo.l deal of ;
money besides ail this upon a salary !
of $'.HH.) per year, ami nootlu-r i.icome.
Now, .Mr. Tuley being a plain,
practical sort of a man, felt great sur-
lrise when he heard tliee tuts, and, j
naturally enough, in his mind connect- j
ed Thomas Vv . Lenihiun with the i
theftfif litters from the post-office, j
So strongly did ta'n snpleion fasten i
itself upon him tint he set a trap to !
solve the mystery, and either tlx the j
guilt upon, or exculpate from it the j
suspected man. Jt w.is done in this J
manner:
Lendrum was upon duty between 2 i
and ( o'clock a. m., wfien a good j
many of the clerks were out. of the!
oflice. Several times he had been !
Tin: Washerwoman's Dauuhtkk.-
In one of the prominent cities of It
aly, more than a score of years ago, a
tattered figure of a little girl lay at
the door of a house occupied by an
eminent. American lady, then pursu
ing her protessional engagements a a
vocalist. Time and again the child
would .seek her accustomed place, and
as the sweet notes of the wonderful
song-tress woke the quiet of the street,
she would give her whole swelling
heart to the theme, drinking it in with
an interest contrasting strongly with
her humble ;p)xaraiic. Continuing
her favorite vocation with unabated
patience, it was not long before the
circumstance attracted the observation
of the lady, who kindly drew the lit
tle admirer into her "apartment, while
she resumed practice.
Delighted and charmed, the child
silently followed each enchanting pas
sage, "too lull to utter the gratitude of
her little heart.
"Would von like to learn to sing?"'
''Oh.' so much'"
"Well, then, you shall.'
Testing her pupil, she discovered a
voice of rare promise and sweeties-..
".Now, who are you. my little giri.'"
"Only your washerwoman's daugh
ter." replied the oilier. And ir'oni
that began a rigid course of instruction
until the lady's time for departure
was fixed, and soon she was sailing
for America.
A few years since a lady, distin
guished and beloved tor a past glory
tliat only age couid limit, received a
brief note, enclosing a complimentary
card, and lines stating that the writer
would be pleased and honored with
her presence.duruig an opera season in
which the author was to su-oahi the
principal role. There was no name
inscribed, the note simply ending
"The Washerwoman's I :i.!gi:tJr."'
In an instant the truth recurred to
her. The world renowned prima
donna was none other than lu r little
Italian pupil. The favorite of the
people, at this day. t he washerwoman's
daughter, is the acknowledged queen
of song.
,. A blJ(i ? I 1kath A gentleman
ming in wauwatosii. WiM relate
the following Incident, for the truth of
which he vouches : "One dav last
week a man Went to a saloon, as was
his daily custom, to drink, and meet
ing l(ooii companions, remained with
them till late; at night, w hen he start
ed to go hqme. Overcome bv the
li mor he kid drank, the man laid
down on the (railroad track and went
to sleep. A jfaithful dog. who had fol
lowed the nian, stood and watched
over him, Until the whistle of a
locomotive in the distance showed
t hat a freight-train was approaching.
1 he dog, fully aware of the danger
imminent to Ids master, tried " to
arouse the dj unken man. and tore hb
clothes badly in the attempt. Unable
to awaken tlie sleeper, the dog took
the man by the shoulder and fairly
dragged himj from the track jmt as
the tram came up. The man v.as
saved, but the poor dog who had so
faithfully protected the master he
loved, was struck by the cow-catcher
and smashed to pieces. When the
man recovered his senses it was found
that the flesh was bitten in several
ph'.ces by thd dog, in the strong dibits
made by the animal to ive his lite.
The man the next dav gathered up
the pieces of jthe faithful animal and
buried theuij He was so fully impres
sed by the "remarkably narrow escape
no. u 111.-1:1 iisai ne nas rcsoivca not to
get drunk
:iaiii.
NliW HOOKS.
Agents Waited.
JiAIlUV AliiO.
ooserved by clerks, at the distributing j
cae, handiing the letters, lb had no j
business whatever at this ease, and j
being there only strengthening the !
suspicion against him, and so a strict '
watch was placed over him. This
watch consisted of another clerk and i
a policeman, who wen? stationed at a j
point where tlu?y could observe all of ;
Lendrum's actions. They waited and :
watched patiently' until yeste'.rday '
morning, when their labors "were re- j
warded'with success. !
J8idmin Went to the distributing j
case yesterday morning, where he re- j
mained for some time engaged in j
sorting such letters as he "supposed ;
contained money. I!e went through j
the entire mail, and from it selected a ?
numlier of letters, wjiicli he placed in !
t. Th';Vlerk and police- j
his colt pocke
man were in plain view of the whole !
proceeding, and when Lendruni had
secured the letters and left the tils- j
tribution ease they walked in upon !
him, and the policeman, tapping him i
upon the shoulder, said: " f i
want you. ' lendrum repueti: " t !
know what vou want." The police- I
i
man then demanded the stolen letters
hendrum (a numlier of letter-carriers
Ifciving arrived and being in the room)
replied: "Step this way and I will
give' them to you." lie then went
aside with the policeman, out of sight
ot the letter-carrier, anil drew from
his pocket eleven letters, the number
he had taken a short time before from
the distributing ca-e, and handed
them to the policeman, acknowledging
that he had .stole them!
Upon his jyerson were found a dia
mond breastpin, a diamond cross
worth $1,000. the two gold watches
referred to above, and some other ar- !
tides of jewelry, lie also had in hU !
possession a valuable horse, lie'
states that he took the horse and dia
mond cross- in jvuvn for money he had
advanced to two gentlemen, and held
a certificate from the party of whom
he had received the diamond cross to
this effect. His plans of operation
was to take letters mailed at other
points and in transit through the
Louisville postoftice. It. is not known
that he ever stole any letters mailed
here. He was lodged in jail yester
day, and will have a hearing before
the United Suites commissioner: this
morning.
a native of
his parents,
who are highly respectable people1,
now resiele. I lis father is in straight
ened circumstances, and looked to his
sou for aid in support of his family.
J.endrum has been employed in The
postollice here for two y ears. A fa-t
life has led him into his, present
condition.
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Mr. I.ittlefield, a wealthy citizen of
Albany, X. Y., when called upon by a
committee of citizens for a contribu
tion to relieve Chicago, blustered and
swore, denounced the whole tiling as a
humbug, and finally gave the muiiifi
CClit sum of ten tlnlfar. The Jen iixj
Jovmal punished him by announcing
the fact and calling for penny sul
scriptions to refund the amount! One
thousand were quickly sent in. hut as
tonishing to relate, Mr. 'JJttlefield de
clined the testimonial.
Young Laudruni , is
Covington, Kv., where
A T.kssonT-'ok Us A ix. Yi re
member the touching storv of the
daughter of Sir lionert Peel. . Her
father gave her. as a birthday pr.i-ent
a gorgeous riding-habit, and vent out
with her on the same day for an uir
ing in the park, his heart swelled with
parental pride as he rode by her side.
5Shertly' afterward, she sickened and
died of typhus fever of the most ma
lignant type ; and when inquiry was
made as to how she had caught the in
fection, it was discovered that the hab
it, bought from one of the London
West Lnel tradesmen, had been made
in a miserable attic, where the hus
band of the seamstress-was lying ill
t f fever, and that it had been used by
her to cover him in his .shivering tits.
Thus, whether we will believe it or
not the : safety of the -highest is hound
up with tiie condition Vf the lowest;
and, it we neglect their material, mor
al, and spiritual interests, there will
come a dreadful Nemesis to mark the
Divine elisniea.-ure of our conduct, and
we may perceive our guilt all to late. !
when the vast temple of our liberties a
shapeless muss of wreck and rubbish i
lies. j
. !
Why Pkintehs aim: Ihssuwikp. j
A certain typo, whose nose' shone in
the dark like a lighthouse, from the i
effects of steady and copiou liba
tions of stinmients, having been .asked
why printers were dissipated,, astou- :
iiheel the que- tiener by the following ;
neat answer : i
When others shunned the murky skj
Where flash on Hash was bright 'ning.
Great Franklin went to lly hi'i kite,
And bottled up the lightning.
And 4ince his time, when cares oppress.
And the haitl times are tight'ning.
The printer seeks to drown his woes
In draught? of "bottled lightning."
When badly tattered his warm heart
A place for grief to rankle in
lie takes the 'lightning,' Hies his kite,
And thinks lumsedf 'a Franklin.
"Miss Minnie Smith's compliments
to Miss Maggie Jones, and desire the
pleasure of her company this evening.
Hefreshments at eleven"." liesponse :
"Miss Maggie Jones, compliments, to
Miss Minnie Smith, with regrets that
prior engagements preclude t he pleas
ure of acceptance. She is to be whip
peel at seven, and sent to bed without
her supper at eight.
m .
Business men are begining to see
the value of the temperance reform.
Ternperauce help, is more reliable,
f rinking habits are expensive. One
firm in Connecticut which came to the
wise conclusion to throw of the bond
age and expense of drinking men in
their employ, reported at the end of a
year that the reform had been several
thousand dollars gain to them.
IV. IS
Have just rocc:
n law f i n m i
t veil a lar-e im:l well solect-
I'.l KtCK-k Ot"
I
'n sisTixc i or -axvha vn;i-:f. iiiit
lows, IiiimuxMK, sie-tjres, s, piaiu;s.
Such as
Farmers & rileclianlcs' TooIa,
C
ci-os-i cut aiuljiuitl s;iw;s; neetiit-i- wiiha
iiti-e j
Nulls, sprinsjiixles, th'unble-skeinH, bolt.s,
etc., irtc, etc-.
A well selected Ntoek of
W n "Oil rJ7 i inl or,
!
s
l;.lnt rims, shafts, jioles, hk-kery ax!et-, etc.
All of whielJaro now oirerc.l to the pu'.i
licat low l-iise. As we make tlu; business
it speeia.lt y, vit can ami will keep a bettor
a-wortiiieiit, tvt, tower prices, tiiuu any
isousc in lliirfuity.
FIVE TO FIFTY DOLLARS
A DAY
B Y
AGENTS,
who sell tiik ror,Loi.yrxG xew
AND
ELEGANTLY BOUMD
AND
Illixs-iti-sxtocl Uook!
Also rec'iviiur a-el opening-, a larre and
spimi ji l assortment Ot"
WOOD Al3"D WILLOW WARE,
Which we offer at re luce l ra!-3.
W. 11. Kt ilN & CO..
Monteilh aiv-prooi brk-k, First street.
Maivli 12, 7 0-17
icul iiiusti-atoJ.
lit-y itre all bounj
ItHAfi ES'fATli.
It KAIL ESTATE
STiTSKL & UPTON,
!cu3 Eistatc Brokers a;il
Ciiencral Agent.
BRANCH OFFICE, ALBANY, OH.,
J. V. 93ISIE:K2IAK1, Agent.
f" ENKUAL LAND ACiKNTV FOII
VJ !jon. Ksitablishcrt.Inly, lSrW. AnotnVe
m here p;p neral im'onnal Ioii eoiic-riiiii x tho
i-e.soureos of t))rt'j?oii can be obtained free
of charge. j
Loans iuvJCOtSale".l on lirst i:iortBte. real
estate anil eolJateral securitius. Ve have
for wale si laivej nmonnt of property located
in the town bf Albany. Also, "farm inj;
lands, of every description, located in l-inn
and oilier counties in this State.
Jtook of 500 Puzzles. ICO picture?.
Courtship made Uasy. Art of mas
iug lovo.
ilow C;atnt)lers Win. 1000 tricis
with curds. f
Foihuie Teller and iTream ISook.
Horse Taniinjj.
How to Flaj- Poker to Win.
liow to Mix SOO Drinks. Piico
0:; 60.
The Art of Letter Writing.
Secrets yorih Knowing.
A Ruiilc to the manufacture of medi
cines, ixrfuiuery, soaja, tlyes, wines, cor
dials, popular beverages; iiianaiacturers
secrets, and many others.
ltoues aud Iloueries. .
Ventriloquism Blade Easy.
IJae Uii!l ISook. i
We have in press a laifrc list of books for
the holidays.
All comimmications must be addressed.
s IVnsJiingrtoii I'tililiHliius Company ,
Lock box lt-a, asliinirton, L). X.
7vi
C - 6,666 - -
An old bachelor Editor, tliin iii bis
spite comment- on a recent mooii
lifjht nigbt: "We left or sanctum at
midnight last night, and on our way
home we saw a young lady and gen
tleman holding a rate on "it-? hinge!5.
They were evidently indignant at be
ing kept out so late, a-s we saw them
bile each others necks."
A Syrian 'convert to Christianity, as
the story goes, was urged by his 'em
ployer to work on Sunday, but he de
clined. 'Hut," said the master,
"iJoe's not your Bible say that if a
man ha.? an ox or an as. that falls in
to a pit u the Sabbath (by, ho may
pull him out?' 'Ye.s" answered
llayoth; "but if the as-j ha? a habit of
tailing into t!e same pit every Sab
bath day. then the man should "fill up
t he pit or .eli that a vs.". The storv
I has a sort of-swivel '-moral" which
will tit a great many disputed points
in these days.
To I5ic Citizen of Aibany,
And vicinitv, tind to the owners of real es
tate : We take this method of calling your
attention to our place of business. Hav
iiViT determined to open a branch otlice in
your city, vejnn oit'er you a medium for
obtaining jmitchasers one that is nppre
riated bv buyers, as it saves them lunch
lime and labcir iu senrchiu;; for what they
want. Our principal agency, at I'ortkuid,
Oresron, is thoroughly eslaljlished, and the
ortice so well tarnished for rivinr informa
tion upon lvijil estate that-it all'ords the
most complete facilit ies for all iartiea hav
inar business iii our line.
.Vou incur no expense in placincr your
property on sale witli us unless a sale is
made. j
Olice, First :treet, near telejrraph oftlce.
JOHN C. MKN DKNIIAIL, Atcent.
Albany, March":, 70-2Jv3lf
llil VERY.
i.IVEStV,' FKEJI AXD SALE
AT.bK.XY, OREGON.
ESAIlXCiKiS- &. MERRICK,
rRoriiiETOiis.
SixTlLonsand SizHnntlrecL & Sixt j-six
e - v
.tmidard Receipts,'-.'.
Selected from
The Best French, English, Rus
sian, Japanese and American
3rDXt;o:EX'fcjS
TIIE
EUREKA COMPOUNDING CO.,
Of Washington, J. C.,
AKE PRKPAliEI) TO nuoilDERS
for their -e!ebi-sif ed (vmpoundH, or
will ncnil the rticetots so Umtiuivnurmii
can make their own coiLixinnil, Jik retain
The emiuii-' circulur eon-
Macatiley never wrote in haste, anel
revised every tiling lie wrote witli the
greatest nicety, lli. firat rough draft
was absolutely illegible from eraur.-s
ami corrections. If wa written on
official foolscap with the lines fully an
inch apart. This, however; tbrnied
but the rough outlines of the essay.
Prince Alexis refused to sleep in
the gorgeous beel at the Clarenelon
Hotel, aud liad bU hammock brought
from the ship and swung in the room,
in which he made hU little lied.'- .
Tl3 lre3 iu which Madallie Cata
cazy received . Alexia was bought iu
Paris, and cost $ 1,200 in that City.
Humboldt and l.amartiue first met
on the top of Verstivuu?. It was on
the eve of an eruption, hut I.amartine
descended the. crater. Forthishazai-d-otn
exploit Humboldt considered him
a fool. And became linmHnUit
mained at the surface Lamartine al
j ways pronounced him to be superti-
eial. ;.- - ' " - .. ..
Most men compile that it looks fool
ish to see a lKy dniggiug a heavy sled
up hill for the fleeting pleasure of rid
ing down again. 3ut it appears to me
the boy is a sage by the side of tlie
young man who works hard all the
week, and drinks up hU wages on Sat
urday night. : . .
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If tlie way to lieaven be narrow, it
is not lonsr : and, if the eatc be strait.
t it oj)en3 iuto endless life.
TE AltE jPEEPAUKP TO Fl'KNISlI
the public with neat tnrnotitrt in the
way of j ,
Nij llsli IIsjt 1ch niil VarriagcH ami
Fast MtoeU,
i
On the most reasonable terms. Our livery
ix till new, and of the latest styles, and we
shall take pride in Kivin our patrons as
ueat and reliable an outllt as can be ob
tained in the State.
Horses boarded at reasonable rates, by
tlie week or month.
Hacks and carriages furnished for par
ties, etc. - ! -
A share of public iiarona'j:e soHt-itedT
j liAKTfiKS & MERRICK.
A loan y, Ilec. 17, ld70-l
'riIE FAIIIHEKS' tJABOIV
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77-zx jir o 13. o isl so,
At Sliedcl's Station,
"1 riLL BE IN READINESS TO RECEIVE
V trinin on and after Aivsiwt !. 1S71.
Will Ixj furnishe.1 with clean iuiar undele
vatins? mactainerv of the most approved
const ruction. ; Sacks w til be furnished, and
the highest Albany prices will bo paid, In
Cash, Cof drain of All Kinds,,
Terms for ntovapce, etc.", tnadc known on.
application at thH'vrarAlronfae. ' '
tlv43ui3 , AXMON WHEELKK.'Losaoe -
DHUGiS. ETC.
MkirtScr In Albany
II
ASXKVEK YKTI5KKN KNOWN. AND
no threatening of it at present.
Death
Is a thing which sometime most lefn
every son and daughter of the human f nin
ny ; and yet, . i
At tlie MiJ-tSay, ; j. ;
Of your life, if disense lays' Ids vile hand
upon you, there iss;ill "a Imlin in tiikwl."
by whi:h vou raaj' be i-estored to icr!ect
heal; li. an. I prolong your days to a miracu
lous extent..
"By calling on ;
Willi a prescription, where you cni ha.vf
it compounded by one eAperleneed in that ,
particular line.- ANo, constantly on hand
H f'l a.Mri niwt of fresh ilrus, patent
medicine, cli-ni!cals, iaint.-, dVm, tlo
st u ifs, f ru.4suH, etc. Aleuts for the
4.'eJr3rnti I I'ult 1'eeI Itciacfjr,
V
Or, Oregon Ulieiunatie Cure; J)r. I). Jay no
& Sons medicine", lc.
.SiM'iie;'H Positive and 2Ce'ativc Powders
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' Hoia a Kimttle tU-nlnz M.-ic!iine,
One of tlie most use fill pieces of household
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AUuny, June 10, 71-iyv.J .
ALBANY FO UXD1 iY ;
And
Washington, and Its Public nuild
ins, (inmnUs and Statuary.
With a diagram of the Iloustt of Keprtv
seiitatives and Senate ol the I'nhed States,
thaty-iive sn-cl engravings, an I 'e.ighly
pages of description and lusioi ical reading
matier.
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to Hio.e wishing 10 e.ct as agents, for two
dollars, and live stamps for ret urn postages."
The CJreatest Cabinet of IJIrds, Anl- i
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This elegant vo'mtne contains ov r on -hundritl
nilori cl phtt a, and is a book needed
and useful in every family. It-is of large
size-and handsomely bound. A sample of
this work will be sent to those who desire
to act as agents for three dollars and live
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WOOD "VOIlKING..
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Part feular attention paid to repair! nsj all
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PATENT MEDICINES. -
Tlse Great Medical Discovery !
Dr. WALKER'S C-S-LTFOEKIA
VINEGAR BITTERS,
Hundreds cf Thousands ojfj
Bear testimony to their AT oadetr- j ay
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ful Curative Eiiccts.
ViHAT ARE
O !.2 THEY ART? VfiT A vrrn J V'r -c3 "5 3
the formula.
tains
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CI11LS, WOHMS, BHUISLS.
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ISOUIi AND WEAK. EYES, ETC.
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If you want to know how to make lionr
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" Koom No. 'tin May1 bolldlnj;, ' :-
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THEY ARE NOT A VILE ?
eIFAN CV DRIN Ki?t?
Made of Toor I2a:u, - "Whisker, l'ra l
Spirits and Refuse Ionor -ir.octoroa.iptceil
and sweetened to ploasa tlie tautc, caU2dTon
lcs,"" Appetlacm," Ccstorera,' c. tt'ct leal
lUe tippler on to druakctmcs3 and ruia, hut are
a trac Medicine, niado from theKat'.TO KccMs aDi
Herbs of California, Tree Irani nil Alcolavllo
Stimnlnnis. Tlicyarc ttioCitCKAVBl.OUU
PUUIFIElt and l.IFKCIVIXCi I'UIS
CIPLE a perfect Ecnovatcr anulnvigoratorof
tho System, carrying off all posoDons matter aud
restoring' tho blood to a healtliy condition. X
person can take iheso ElUcra according to dlrec
tlon and remain Ions naiv-ell. -
, For Iafiaiomutory nud Chroulc Ithen
nntism nud (Sout, Irspeisia vr lodl
i; cation. Billons, Iteinii tent and later
inittcnt Fevers Diseases of tho Illood
ldvcr, Kidneys, aud Hladdcr, theso Bit-
ter have keen most euccewrul. . fcSnch I)i
racs are caused by Vitiated Blood. jWhich
In generally produced by Ieraiitf enreufc cf Uw
DiMtlTeOi-Kau. T,
DYSPEPSIA OR IXD1GESTIOK.
Iteadacbe. Pain ia ths Ehonlders, Cousin. Tilit
ness of the Clicst, Dlzzlucss, Sour Eructation ol ,
tlie Stomacn, Bail tasts ia thi Mouth D.Ilomi' At
tacks, P&lpitatfon c f Do Heart, Inflamrnatt n ot
tho Lnnsa.Paln In thircgioas of t'-ioKldnoanl
alinndred other painful f ymptoms, aro Uie
pring of Dyspepsia,. . ,j i' ,
The Invigorate tlie Stornac'a and stltnaictbo
torpid IlTor and bowuls, which render tUamVC
cqt.a'.lcd cKlcacy la cleauains tho blood 'ot all
Imparities, and impartinz new life and vigor w
tho whole eystcni. ,
. FOR SKIN nrSF.ASES,Erapttnvrtt',
Caltr.hcum, Blotches. Spots, Pimples. Pwttaloiv
Bolls, Carbuncles. ning-TVormS, Scald-Herd, ftonj
Eyes. Erysipelas, Itc, Scnrfa, llscoloratior4
the Skin, Humors and Diseases of toe-etui oi.
whatever narna or nature, aro literally duffloo
and carried oat of tho system in a chort time kf
tho aso of thess Bitters. Oaa bottle in fBC
cases will convince tha most iacredalons of ihstt
curative effects. . t
Clcanso the Vitlatad Blood whenever yen flsd
Its imprtrltiea bursting through theskia la Pis
pies, Eruptions cr Seres; cleanse It when ya
llnd It. .obstructed and sluggbiit ia' the velD
cleanse it when it Is fonl, cad your foellngt will
tell yon when. Keen tho blood pare d
health of hc system will follow j
. PIN. TAPEand'other WO R3IS, larking ra
die syatcm of so many thousands. u cffectus'l
destroyed and removed. For fall directions, rfi
csrefnlly the circular around each bottle.
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CO., PrnffKista and Gen. Agents. Ssa Frsadse
Cal and K sad 81 Cotnmerc Street; Nr. Yo
sold py aIx jjflbotHsta and BXAUSsa
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