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About The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 30, 1871)
i 1 i ! - ' i , .-j in mi, ni i iL ii i ii i 111 n i i I , n ,,,,,, Didn't Know It. K Job Iliggiiicc was a rare speci men rare that ho outlived what wVull have killed almost any other man. People who had occasion, ton years ago, to)4top in Tam worth, N. II., must have heard of him. One day Job was at Tam worth, and lie applied to Peter Ilinea for passage on his stage-coach. Peter saw that Job was, us usual, very drunk, and lie was doubtful about taking him. There were ladies to ride upon the inside, and of course he could not go in there ; bat at bngth, by con bent of two gentlcmei-. who were to ride upon the driver's Imjv, Job was allowed a berth upon the upper seat outride. The stage started, and for a time all went well. -Tub was very unsteady in his seat, and essayed to t.ing ; but " he wobbled, and his ' sense of tune was entirely obfus tioated. At length came the long stretch of hill in Moultonborongh, going up which Job lost his seat and tell overboard. Peter hauled up, and got down, and one of the passengers got down with him. Found .fob upon the sward by the roadside trying to g;t upon his foot. ".Say, Job, are ye much hurt?" aked "Peter, as they lifted him from the grass. "jflurt? r course not. But say ole Pete, wlia'r in thunder'd ye tip over for, (hie) eh 5" "Why, bless your soul, I didn't tip over," replied Peicr. i "P;Jn't (liic) tip over, eh ?" "Xot a bit of it." - "Hut (hie) 'e Ptage;.V tipped over. "Put I tell you it did over," asserted Peter. Job shook himself, and tried to fix his eye ,on Peter's rotund, rudy lace : "Didn't (hie) tip over? Wal ft IM, 'a (hie) know'd that I wouldn't i fot ojf!" ' . From the Louisville Ledprer, Dee. 3 Arrrnl of n Mail Kobbcr. not tip :r tin Rldics. "Grandpa,"' said a little boy, "our minister said this morning that 'rich es take to themselves wings and fly " avny.' Now is there any place in the world where riches may b3 stored in. safety "r" "None," replied the old man. ' "Xot in England," still inquired the boy. "Surely the banks of such a great and wealthy country are on a sure foothig." "Xo," again answered the grand father; "civil strife, or foreign var may at any time arise, beggaring ' th.o people and ruining the banks." "Is not money safe in Prussia, in the hands of thse rich German bankers?" "Xo, not safe," once more replied the old man, "even in their hands, for property may fail them." "But surely," said the boy, "even boundless wealth may be deposited ni the banks of the Great liepublic with perfect safety." "Alas, no !'' replied the aged man ; "war may arise even in this country ; and thieves abound in the laud, who rob the banks of their treasures and plunder vaults of their wealth." "There is no place where riches ma3' be stored in safety !" sighed the boy. "Yes; not in this world, as I said first, but in heaven. My boy, always remember the text : 'Lay not up for yourselves upon earth, where moth and iut cloth corrupt, and where thieves break through a! id steal ; but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal.' " I clasped her tinv lanl in mine, I clasped lier beauteous form ; I vowed to shield her from the wind, and from the world's cold storm. She set her beauteous eyes o: i me, the. teats (lid wildly flow; and with lier little lips she said, "Confound you ! let me go." A severe storm at Thidodeaux. 'Louisiana, 1!pw down a hou-e. killed two men and seriously injurled two other. A little boy was caught in the air and landed three hundred' yards away, where he fell, Uninjured. Up on angming. ne exclaimed : "I tell you 1 iuid a sweet ride." A comical passage appears in a let ter from the I?ev. J. P. Newman to t he Methodist, describing the voyage of the United States steamer "Con jre" to and from Greenland. Dr. Newman says :' "On our lomeward voyage two sea men were reported fighting, and they were sentenced to ling each other for two hours, with a sentry over them, to see that they did it affectionately.'' If we examine the subject, it is not pride that makes angry, but the want of foundation for pride; and for this reason humility often displeases U3,as much- A fair reputation is a plant, delicate not; rapid in its ; growth. It will r.ot sh ot up i a night, like the gourd of the propliet. but like the gourd, it my perish in anight. Taylor. The highest genius never flowers in satire ; but -cultivates with tliat which ia best in human nature. For the past five or six months it j has lH?en known at the Txui.ville pot- 1 office that some one connected with ' the oiliee was engaged in stealing from I the mail in transit thro" this city let- ! ters eonlaininjr money, drafts and j potolllce orders. These depredations became so frequent and cxtvu-nw in amount a-; to excite general alarm ' among tlie head.! of the oUtee who were let into the secret of their com- j mi.si!i : audit wa finally determined i by Mr. Tuiey. the Deputy Postmaster. ; that the thief should - be detected at j every' hazard, and at any cost that j might lw necessary. " ! To this -eiul Mr. Tuley set on foot! the ntot searching inquiry into the : habits of all the clerks : hov manv, if j any, w-ere living beyond their means ; ' whether any of them were wliat is known as "fast men,"' and such other particulars as might throw light upon ! or give si clue to the robberies in 'the j IMKtoHice. T!i'e iii-piiries led to the ! development of the fact that one of ' the clerk, Thomas W. Lendrum, was j sporting some line diamonds;' two gold watches, one a heavy hunting- ! Ciij guld watch, the other a line! 4mihe!ed. liatnond-stu.l !ed lady's ' watch ; tii-tt he was supporting a ! -woman, and held in possession a 'fa?t ; horse, ar.d spending a goo.l deal of ; money besides ail this upon a salary ! of $'.HH.) per year, ami nootlu-r i.icome. Now, .Mr. Tuley being a plain, practical sort of a man, felt great sur- lrise when he heard tliee tuts, and, j naturally enough, in his mind connect- j ed Thomas Vv . Lenihiun with the i theftfif litters from the post-office, j So strongly did ta'n snpleion fasten i itself upon him tint he set a trap to ! solve the mystery, and either tlx the j guilt upon, or exculpate from it the j suspected man. Jt w.is done in this J manner: Lendrum was upon duty between 2 i and ( o'clock a. m., wfien a good j many of the clerks were out. of the! oflice. Several times he had been ! Tin: Washerwoman's Dauuhtkk.- In one of the prominent cities of It aly, more than a score of years ago, a tattered figure of a little girl lay at the door of a house occupied by an eminent. American lady, then pursu ing her protessional engagements a a vocalist. Time and again the child would .seek her accustomed place, and as the sweet notes of the wonderful song-tress woke the quiet of the street, she would give her whole swelling heart to the theme, drinking it in with an interest contrasting strongly with her humble ;p)xaraiic. Continuing her favorite vocation with unabated patience, it was not long before the circumstance attracted the observation of the lady, who kindly drew the lit tle admirer into her "apartment, while she resumed practice. Delighted and charmed, the child silently followed each enchanting pas sage, "too lull to utter the gratitude of her little heart. "Would von like to learn to sing?"' ''Oh.' so much'" "Well, then, you shall.' Testing her pupil, she discovered a voice of rare promise and sweeties-.. ".Now, who are you. my little giri.'" "Only your washerwoman's daugh ter." replied the oilier. And ir'oni that began a rigid course of instruction until the lady's time for departure was fixed, and soon she was sailing for America. A few years since a lady, distin guished and beloved tor a past glory tliat only age couid limit, received a brief note, enclosing a complimentary card, and lines stating that the writer would be pleased and honored with her presence.duruig an opera season in which the author was to su-oahi the principal role. There was no name inscribed, the note simply ending "The Washerwoman's I :i.!gi:tJr."' In an instant the truth recurred to her. The world renowned prima donna was none other than lu r little Italian pupil. The favorite of the people, at this day. t he washerwoman's daughter, is the acknowledged queen of song. ,. A blJ(i ? I 1kath A gentleman ming in wauwatosii. WiM relate the following Incident, for the truth of which he vouches : "One dav last week a man Went to a saloon, as was his daily custom, to drink, and meet ing l(ooii companions, remained with them till late; at night, w hen he start ed to go hqme. Overcome bv the li mor he kid drank, the man laid down on the (railroad track and went to sleep. A jfaithful dog. who had fol lowed the nian, stood and watched over him, Until the whistle of a locomotive in the distance showed t hat a freight-train was approaching. 1 he dog, fully aware of the danger imminent to Ids master, tried " to arouse the dj unken man. and tore hb clothes badly in the attempt. Unable to awaken tlie sleeper, the dog took the man by the shoulder and fairly dragged himj from the track jmt as the tram came up. The man v.as saved, but the poor dog who had so faithfully protected the master he loved, was struck by the cow-catcher and smashed to pieces. When the man recovered his senses it was found that the flesh was bitten in several ph'.ces by thd dog, in the strong dibits made by the animal to ive his lite. The man the next dav gathered up the pieces of jthe faithful animal and buried theuij He was so fully impres sed by the "remarkably narrow escape no. u 111.-1:1 iisai ne nas rcsoivca not to get drunk :iaiii. NliW HOOKS. Agents Waited. JiAIlUV AliiO. ooserved by clerks, at the distributing j cae, handiing the letters, lb had no j business whatever at this ease, and j being there only strengthening the ! suspicion against him, and so a strict ' watch was placed over him. This watch consisted of another clerk and i a policeman, who wen? stationed at a j point where tlu?y could observe all of ; Lendrum's actions. They waited and : watched patiently' until yeste'.rday ' morning, when their labors "were re- j warded'with success. ! J8idmin Went to the distributing j case yesterday morning, where he re- j mained for some time engaged in j sorting such letters as he "supposed ; contained money. I!e went through j the entire mail, and from it selected a ? numlier of letters, wjiicli he placed in ! t. Th';Vlerk and police- j his colt pocke man were in plain view of the whole ! proceeding, and when Lendruni had secured the letters and left the tils- j tribution ease they walked in upon ! him, and the policeman, tapping him i upon the shoulder, said: " f i want you. ' lendrum repueti: " t ! know what vou want." The police- I i man then demanded the stolen letters hendrum (a numlier of letter-carriers Ifciving arrived and being in the room) replied: "Step this way and I will give' them to you." lie then went aside with the policeman, out of sight ot the letter-carrier, anil drew from his pocket eleven letters, the number he had taken a short time before from the distributing ca-e, and handed them to the policeman, acknowledging that he had .stole them! Upon his jyerson were found a dia mond breastpin, a diamond cross worth $1,000. the two gold watches referred to above, and some other ar- ! tides of jewelry, lie also had in hU ! possession a valuable horse, lie' states that he took the horse and dia mond cross- in jvuvn for money he had advanced to two gentlemen, and held a certificate from the party of whom he had received the diamond cross to this effect. His plans of operation was to take letters mailed at other points and in transit through the Louisville postoftice. It. is not known that he ever stole any letters mailed here. He was lodged in jail yester day, and will have a hearing before the United Suites commissioner: this morning. a native of his parents, who are highly respectable people1, now resiele. I lis father is in straight ened circumstances, and looked to his sou for aid in support of his family. J.endrum has been employed in The postollice here for two y ears. A fa-t life has led him into his, present condition. p Mr. I.ittlefield, a wealthy citizen of Albany, X. Y., when called upon by a committee of citizens for a contribu tion to relieve Chicago, blustered and swore, denounced the whole tiling as a humbug, and finally gave the muiiifi CClit sum of ten tlnlfar. The Jen iixj Jovmal punished him by announcing the fact and calling for penny sul scriptions to refund the amount! One thousand were quickly sent in. hut as tonishing to relate, Mr. 'JJttlefield de clined the testimonial. Young Laudruni , is Covington, Kv., where A T.kssonT-'ok Us A ix. Yi re member the touching storv of the daughter of Sir lionert Peel. . Her father gave her. as a birthday pr.i-ent a gorgeous riding-habit, and vent out with her on the same day for an uir ing in the park, his heart swelled with parental pride as he rode by her side. 5Shertly' afterward, she sickened and died of typhus fever of the most ma lignant type ; and when inquiry was made as to how she had caught the in fection, it was discovered that the hab it, bought from one of the London West Lnel tradesmen, had been made in a miserable attic, where the hus band of the seamstress-was lying ill t f fever, and that it had been used by her to cover him in his .shivering tits. Thus, whether we will believe it or not the : safety of the -highest is hound up with tiie condition Vf the lowest; and, it we neglect their material, mor al, and spiritual interests, there will come a dreadful Nemesis to mark the Divine elisniea.-ure of our conduct, and we may perceive our guilt all to late. ! when the vast temple of our liberties a shapeless muss of wreck and rubbish i lies. j . ! Why Pkintehs aim: Ihssuwikp. j A certain typo, whose nose' shone in the dark like a lighthouse, from the i effects of steady and copiou liba tions of stinmients, having been .asked why printers were dissipated,, astou- : iiheel the que- tiener by the following ; neat answer : i When others shunned the murky skj Where flash on Hash was bright 'ning. Great Franklin went to lly hi'i kite, And bottled up the lightning. And 4ince his time, when cares oppress. And the haitl times are tight'ning. The printer seeks to drown his woes In draught? of "bottled lightning." When badly tattered his warm heart A place for grief to rankle in lie takes the 'lightning,' Hies his kite, And thinks lumsedf 'a Franklin. "Miss Minnie Smith's compliments to Miss Maggie Jones, and desire the pleasure of her company this evening. Hefreshments at eleven"." liesponse : "Miss Maggie Jones, compliments, to Miss Minnie Smith, with regrets that prior engagements preclude t he pleas ure of acceptance. She is to be whip peel at seven, and sent to bed without her supper at eight. m . Business men are begining to see the value of the temperance reform. Ternperauce help, is more reliable, f rinking habits are expensive. One firm in Connecticut which came to the wise conclusion to throw of the bond age and expense of drinking men in their employ, reported at the end of a year that the reform had been several thousand dollars gain to them. IV. IS Have just rocc: n law f i n m i t veil a lar-e im:l well solect- I'.l KtCK-k Ot" I 'n sisTixc i or -axvha vn;i-:f. iiiit lows, IiiimuxMK, sie-tjres, s, piaiu;s. Such as Farmers & rileclianlcs' TooIa, C ci-os-i cut aiuljiuitl s;iw;s; neetiit-i- wiiha iiti-e j Nulls, sprinsjiixles, th'unble-skeinH, bolt.s, etc., irtc, etc-. A well selected Ntoek of W n "Oil rJ7 i inl or, ! s l;.lnt rims, shafts, jioles, hk-kery ax!et-, etc. All of whielJaro now oirerc.l to the pu'.i licat low l-iise. As we make tlu; business it speeia.lt y, vit can ami will keep a bettor a-wortiiieiit, tvt, tower prices, tiiuu any isousc in lliirfuity. FIVE TO FIFTY DOLLARS A DAY B Y AGENTS, who sell tiik ror,Loi.yrxG xew AND ELEGANTLY BOUMD AND Illixs-iti-sxtocl Uook! Also rec'iviiur a-el opening-, a larre and spimi ji l assortment Ot" WOOD Al3"D WILLOW WARE, Which we offer at re luce l ra!-3. W. 11. Kt ilN & CO.. Monteilh aiv-prooi brk-k, First street. Maivli 12, 7 0-17 icul iiiusti-atoJ. lit-y itre all bounj ItHAfi ES'fATli. It KAIL ESTATE STiTSKL & UPTON, !cu3 Eistatc Brokers a;il Ciiencral Agent. BRANCH OFFICE, ALBANY, OH., J. V. 93ISIE:K2IAK1, Agent. f" ENKUAL LAND ACiKNTV FOII VJ !jon. Ksitablishcrt.Inly, lSrW. AnotnVe m here p;p neral im'onnal Ioii eoiic-riiiii x tho i-e.soureos of t))rt'j?oii can be obtained free of charge. j Loans iuvJCOtSale".l on lirst i:iortBte. real estate anil eolJateral securitius. Ve have for wale si laivej nmonnt of property located in the town bf Albany. Also, "farm inj; lands, of every description, located in l-inn and oilier counties in this State. Jtook of 500 Puzzles. ICO picture?. Courtship made Uasy. Art of mas iug lovo. ilow C;atnt)lers Win. 1000 tricis with curds. f Foihuie Teller and iTream ISook. Horse Taniinjj. How to Flaj- Poker to Win. liow to Mix SOO Drinks. Piico 0:; 60. The Art of Letter Writing. Secrets yorih Knowing. A Ruiilc to the manufacture of medi cines, ixrfuiuery, soaja, tlyes, wines, cor dials, popular beverages; iiianaiacturers secrets, and many others. ltoues aud Iloueries. . Ventriloquism Blade Easy. IJae Uii!l ISook. i We have in press a laifrc list of books for the holidays. All comimmications must be addressed. s IVnsJiingrtoii I'tililiHliius Company , Lock box lt-a, asliinirton, L). X. 7vi C - 6,666 - - An old bachelor Editor, tliin iii bis spite comment- on a recent mooii lifjht nigbt: "We left or sanctum at midnight last night, and on our way home we saw a young lady and gen tleman holding a rate on "it-? hinge!5. They were evidently indignant at be ing kept out so late, a-s we saw them bile each others necks." A Syrian 'convert to Christianity, as the story goes, was urged by his 'em ployer to work on Sunday, but he de clined. 'Hut," said the master, "iJoe's not your Bible say that if a man ha.? an ox or an as. that falls in to a pit u the Sabbath (by, ho may pull him out?' 'Ye.s" answered llayoth; "but if the as-j ha? a habit of tailing into t!e same pit every Sab bath day. then the man should "fill up t he pit or .eli that a vs.". The storv I has a sort of-swivel '-moral" which will tit a great many disputed points in these days. To I5ic Citizen of Aibany, And vicinitv, tind to the owners of real es tate : We take this method of calling your attention to our place of business. Hav iiViT determined to open a branch otlice in your city, vejnn oit'er you a medium for obtaining jmitchasers one that is nppre riated bv buyers, as it saves them lunch lime and labcir iu senrchiu;; for what they want. Our principal agency, at I'ortkuid, Oresron, is thoroughly eslaljlished, and the ortice so well tarnished for rivinr informa tion upon lvijil estate that-it all'ords the most complete facilit ies for all iartiea hav inar business iii our line. .Vou incur no expense in placincr your property on sale witli us unless a sale is made. j Olice, First :treet, near telejrraph oftlce. JOHN C. MKN DKNIIAIL, Atcent. Albany, March":, 70-2Jv3lf llil VERY. i.IVEStV,' FKEJI AXD SALE AT.bK.XY, OREGON. ESAIlXCiKiS- &. MERRICK, rRoriiiETOiis. SixTlLonsand SizHnntlrecL & Sixt j-six e - v .tmidard Receipts,'-.'. Selected from The Best French, English, Rus sian, Japanese and American 3rDXt;o:EX'fcjS TIIE EUREKA COMPOUNDING CO., Of Washington, J. C., AKE PRKPAliEI) TO nuoilDERS for their -e!ebi-sif ed (vmpoundH, or will ncnil the rticetots so Umtiuivnurmii can make their own coiLixinnil, Jik retain The emiuii-' circulur eon- Macatiley never wrote in haste, anel revised every tiling lie wrote witli the greatest nicety, lli. firat rough draft was absolutely illegible from eraur.-s ami corrections. If wa written on official foolscap with the lines fully an inch apart. This, however; tbrnied but the rough outlines of the essay. Prince Alexis refused to sleep in the gorgeous beel at the Clarenelon Hotel, aud liad bU hammock brought from the ship and swung in the room, in which he made hU little lied.'- . Tl3 lre3 iu which Madallie Cata cazy received . Alexia was bought iu Paris, and cost $ 1,200 in that City. Humboldt and l.amartiue first met on the top of Verstivuu?. It was on the eve of an eruption, hut I.amartine descended the. crater. Forthishazai-d-otn exploit Humboldt considered him a fool. And became linmHnUit mained at the surface Lamartine al j ways pronounced him to be superti- eial. ;.- - ' " - .. .. Most men compile that it looks fool ish to see a lKy dniggiug a heavy sled up hill for the fleeting pleasure of rid ing down again. 3ut it appears to me the boy is a sage by the side of tlie young man who works hard all the week, and drinks up hU wages on Sat urday night. : . . , - , ..I ' i 1 1 ., If tlie way to lieaven be narrow, it is not lonsr : and, if the eatc be strait. t it oj)en3 iuto endless life. TE AltE jPEEPAUKP TO Fl'KNISlI the public with neat tnrnotitrt in the way of j , Nij llsli IIsjt 1ch niil VarriagcH ami Fast MtoeU, i On the most reasonable terms. Our livery ix till new, and of the latest styles, and we shall take pride in Kivin our patrons as ueat and reliable an outllt as can be ob tained in the State. Horses boarded at reasonable rates, by tlie week or month. Hacks and carriages furnished for par ties, etc. - ! - A share of public iiarona'j:e soHt-itedT j liAKTfiKS & MERRICK. A loan y, Ilec. 17, ld70-l 'riIE FAIIIHEKS' tJABOIV . - . i ' - -""".' 77-zx jir o 13. o isl so, At Sliedcl's Station, "1 riLL BE IN READINESS TO RECEIVE V trinin on and after Aivsiwt !. 1S71. Will Ixj furnishe.1 with clean iuiar undele vatins? mactainerv of the most approved const ruction. ; Sacks w til be furnished, and the highest Albany prices will bo paid, In Cash, Cof drain of All Kinds,, Terms for ntovapce, etc.", tnadc known on. application at thH'vrarAlronfae. ' ' tlv43ui3 , AXMON WHEELKK.'Losaoe - DHUGiS. ETC. MkirtScr In Albany II ASXKVEK YKTI5KKN KNOWN. AND no threatening of it at present. Death Is a thing which sometime most lefn every son and daughter of the human f nin ny ; and yet, . i At tlie MiJ-tSay, ; j. ; Of your life, if disense lays' Ids vile hand upon you, there iss;ill "a Imlin in tiikwl." by whi:h vou raaj' be i-estored to icr!ect heal; li. an. I prolong your days to a miracu lous extent.. "By calling on ; Willi a prescription, where you cni ha.vf it compounded by one eAperleneed in that , particular line.- ANo, constantly on hand H f'l a.Mri niwt of fresh ilrus, patent medicine, cli-ni!cals, iaint.-, dVm, tlo st u ifs, f ru.4suH, etc. Aleuts for the 4.'eJr3rnti I I'ult 1'eeI Itciacfjr, V Or, Oregon Ulieiunatie Cure; J)r. I). Jay no & Sons medicine", lc. .SiM'iie;'H Positive and 2Ce'ativc Powders ke;t in stock. AI agents for the ' Hoia a Kimttle tU-nlnz M.-ic!iine, One of tlie most use fill pieces of household lurniuireeilant. Xla.il snd examine. , " - i:. V. 1I1J.L A SOS. . AUuny, June 10, 71-iyv.J . ALBANY FO UXD1 iY ; And Washington, and Its Public nuild ins, (inmnUs and Statuary. With a diagram of the Iloustt of Keprtv seiitatives and Senate ol the I'nhed States, thaty-iive sn-cl engravings, an I 'e.ighly pages of description and lusioi ical reading matier. A .?;?!- of this hrf.id.ir.m? bfxJ: vrill be sent" to Hio.e wishing 10 e.ct as agents, for two dollars, and live stamps for ret urn postages." The CJreatest Cabinet of IJIrds, Anl- i malsand Keptiles.both Native and ! I'oreign, ever puS;isliL-d. This elegant vo'mtne contains ov r on -hundritl nilori cl phtt a, and is a book needed and useful in every family. It-is of large size-and handsomely bound. A sample of this work will be sent to those who desire to act as agents for three dollars and live stamps for return pos. age. EXAMINE THIS LIST -; Of new books, any one of which we will t sena lor one dollar. They ar Macliine Shop, A. IF. C15K2iESy Proprietor, ALBANY, OREGON, . ' ?, 5Ianufacurcs glsaia Esgiueg, Flour and Saw Mill USsicIsIn '.. cry, ; , WOOD "VOIlKING.. . And AGRICULTURAL fA0Ki?iRY, And all kinds of " Part feular attention paid to repair! nsj all kinds of machinery. 4U3 PATENT MEDICINES. - Tlse Great Medical Discovery ! Dr. WALKER'S C-S-LTFOEKIA VINEGAR BITTERS, Hundreds cf Thousands ojfj Bear testimony to their AT oadetr- j ay 3a OS O o a -o a ful Curative Eiiccts. ViHAT ARE O !.2 THEY ART? VfiT A vrrn J V'r -c3 "5 3 the formula. tains iioksi:, cattle, sheep and SlVlMl OISKASfeSM, COR NS, CBOUP, UVSEiNTERI1, ? GHAVKL, UHIiUMA-. TI8M, U AKTH, , FR ECKL.ES, PILE S,' TETTEK, TOOTH ACH E.Y CI11LS, WOHMS, BHUISLS. nUltNM. HIN GWOKMS. FKLO.VS, ISOUIi AND WEAK. EYES, ETC. Conilound.- of tlie above, or any other desire!, will lie will for one dollar for one article: or two will be sent for$l 50. Re ceipts for compounding, with l'nll direc tions, 50 cents each, or three for $1. If you want to know how to make lionr hon, apiile. Irish, iSeotch, wheat or sorghum whisky; blaekl)erry, cherr', cojniac, gtn Xv.v, pt'aeli ami nt-spljcrry brandy ; sixteen kinds ot" vinegar; black, blue, xreen, red and indelilde ink ; cider, sweet and spark ling; fourteen kinds of beer; blaelrfns?, in paste and liquid, for harness, earriag'esand all kinds of leather ; dyeing, m every liade and color ; sliavhuc iap, to promote tho growth of liair; varnishes of twelve vari eti, and every other compound In gen eral use, send fifty cents and stamp for r ceipt. ' . All ffoods warranted as represented. " Send stamp for circular. All .communi cations must be addressed to Etirel&n 4'onipOMiMlUiflr Co., ,' " Koom No. 'tin May1 bolldlnj;, ' :- 7v4 yttJUinstou,A, C- THEY ARE NOT A VILE ? eIFAN CV DRIN Ki?t? Made of Toor I2a:u, - "Whisker, l'ra l Spirits and Refuse Ionor -ir.octoroa.iptceil and sweetened to ploasa tlie tautc, caU2dTon lcs,"" Appetlacm," Ccstorera,' c. tt'ct leal lUe tippler on to druakctmcs3 and ruia, hut are a trac Medicine, niado from theKat'.TO KccMs aDi Herbs of California, Tree Irani nil Alcolavllo Stimnlnnis. Tlicyarc ttioCitCKAVBl.OUU PUUIFIElt and l.IFKCIVIXCi I'UIS CIPLE a perfect Ecnovatcr anulnvigoratorof tho System, carrying off all posoDons matter aud restoring' tho blood to a healtliy condition. X person can take iheso ElUcra according to dlrec tlon and remain Ions naiv-ell. - , For Iafiaiomutory nud Chroulc Ithen nntism nud (Sout, Irspeisia vr lodl i; cation. Billons, Iteinii tent and later inittcnt Fevers Diseases of tho Illood ldvcr, Kidneys, aud Hladdcr, theso Bit- ter have keen most euccewrul. . fcSnch I)i racs are caused by Vitiated Blood. jWhich In generally produced by Ieraiitf enreufc cf Uw DiMtlTeOi-Kau. T, DYSPEPSIA OR IXD1GESTIOK. Iteadacbe. Pain ia ths Ehonlders, Cousin. Tilit ness of the Clicst, Dlzzlucss, Sour Eructation ol , tlie Stomacn, Bail tasts ia thi Mouth D.Ilomi' At tacks, P&lpitatfon c f Do Heart, Inflamrnatt n ot tho Lnnsa.Paln In thircgioas of t'-ioKldnoanl alinndred other painful f ymptoms, aro Uie pring of Dyspepsia,. . ,j i' , The Invigorate tlie Stornac'a and stltnaictbo torpid IlTor and bowuls, which render tUamVC cqt.a'.lcd cKlcacy la cleauains tho blood 'ot all Imparities, and impartinz new life and vigor w tho whole eystcni. , . FOR SKIN nrSF.ASES,Erapttnvrtt', Caltr.hcum, Blotches. Spots, Pimples. Pwttaloiv Bolls, Carbuncles. ning-TVormS, Scald-Herd, ftonj Eyes. Erysipelas, Itc, Scnrfa, llscoloratior4 the Skin, Humors and Diseases of toe-etui oi. whatever narna or nature, aro literally duffloo and carried oat of tho system in a chort time kf tho aso of thess Bitters. Oaa bottle in fBC cases will convince tha most iacredalons of ihstt curative effects. . t Clcanso the Vitlatad Blood whenever yen flsd Its imprtrltiea bursting through theskia la Pis pies, Eruptions cr Seres; cleanse It when ya llnd It. .obstructed and sluggbiit ia' the velD cleanse it when it Is fonl, cad your foellngt will tell yon when. Keen tho blood pare d health of hc system will follow j . PIN. TAPEand'other WO R3IS, larking ra die syatcm of so many thousands. u cffectus'l destroyed and removed. For fall directions, rfi csrefnlly the circular around each bottle. J.TTA1.KER. ProprirtbXt B. Hv loDOi-"AU CO., PrnffKista and Gen. Agents. Ssa Frsadse Cal and K sad 81 Cotnmerc Street; Nr. Yo sold py aIx jjflbotHsta and BXAUSsa V i-