The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, November 18, 1871, Image 3

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SATURDAY, N'OV. 13, 1871.
V. . Official ler for Of-vyon.
IfuMt.
Substantial growth and develop
ment depend on habits formed in
the school of labor. In educational
development, the rii.ciple aim of
the intelligent instructor is first to
train the budding faculties of his
pupils into right habits ot thinking
and exertion. When this aim is
reached, wlun habits of patient
search and untiring activity are se
cured, the task of miarting facts
and principles in science and philos
ophy .is comparatively easy. The
acquirement of these habits renders
the pupil self-sustaining, and his
progress, in learning is raipd and
substantia 1.
As this principle of forming cor
rect habits is necessary .in education
al development, so isf it in the same
ratio necessary to be cultivated in
the successful development of the
resources ot a country. The habits
and customs of the lirt settlers are
the most potent in their influence.
They set up landmarks which guide
the footsteps of generations which
follow. A precedent or habit, once
established, is difficult to surmount,
or change. It becomes a standard
of consistency and propriety' to
which all else must conform. To
question its supremacy is a serious
misdemeanor, and to refuse to be
governed by its ancient custom, is
looked upon by its votaries as sac
rilege, ami the individual becomes
a criminal, almost, at or.ee.
This being the sacrcdness in which
ancient customs and habits are held,
tlie- importance of setting up good
landmarks in a community or fcitate
' for present and future genera
tions to be governed by, is apparent
to every sensible 'individual. Jn the
State of Oregon, for instance, among
those who arc engaged in agricultu
ral pursuits the raising of grain,
-stock and fruit how important it
is for the welfare of the State, them
selves, and their children who are
to succeed them, that, first, habits
of industry, patience and frugality
be adopted ; second, that a careful
study of the climate and soil be fol
lowed by the introduction of those
grains and fruits, and those species
of stock, which are best adapted to
them, and which will yield the
most handsome returns ; third, that
the lest and most improved labor
saving implements of huslandry be
introduced, as j increasing means
will iermit ; fourth, that the farm
itself Ik? made a pattern of neatness
and comfort and beauty. -
Unfortunately for the interests of
Oregon, there are many engaged in
farming pursuits, owning large
quantities of land in her richest
valleys, who are influenced" by no
higher motive or ambition, .than
that of simply making a living in
the easiest manlier possible, hoping,
in the process of time, to realize
wealth from the increased; value of
thpir lands. They plant and reap
in the most primitive fashion, aud
then congregate in the town, to pas-s
away their leisure days, their farms,
in the mean time, being left to take
care of themselves. Is o attempt is
made, as year after year passes by, to
render their fanns fiiore productive,
by becoming more .intelligent- and
scientific in their methods of cultiva
tion; nothing is attempted -in the
way of rendering the home 'life on
the farm more attractive and agree
able, by increasing the comforts
aud ornaments of the farm-dwelling
and its surroundings, a careless, uu
progressive, shiftless, lazy' air, per
vades the whole, whose influence is
detrimental to growth and civilisa
tion. -Large quantities of land are
often held by. such men, whOveitJier
refuse entirely to dispose of them,
.or hold them at such: exhorbitatit
figures, I that intelligent ' ':- and
more progressive fanners of-' small
means are ujiable t'.purohftsd them,
and go elsewhere where ; foods are.
cheaper, and make ; their invest,
mentsi -' Theichildrep "of these shift
less farmers arc influenced by these
habits, and grow up, and in many
instances, become even worse. The
result of this, policy, or rather prac
tice, is to retard the growth of the
country in every way lieueiieial, just
in proportion as the influence -.prevails.'
The same principles prevail
in the development . of mercantile
and mechanical pursuits equally as
strong as to limning, Habits of in
dustry, -enterprise and frugality,
guided by a spirit of progressiveness
born of intelligent inquiry, will al
wavs conduce to the broadest suc
cess either individual, or collective.
The same spirit of lightning activi
ty ; of shrewd, far-seeing, determin
ed enterprise ; of ierseverai.ce un
dismayed by sweeping disaster; of
buoyaney of spirit that clears a way
the rubbish of misibf fcuie, and plans
and works for givajer .nqu'ests, as
exemplified in C.'hicg,, may 'charac
terize the individual and collective
li'eaud growth of Oregon as well.
If every man would, think of this,
fnteunlile Chart?".
Although Hodge has 'been' tried
and sentenced to ten years imprison
ment in the "penitentiary, a,d, no
doubt, by this time, is at work in
the prison to which he was assigned,
many Democratic journals are dis
satisfied and pronounce- the whole
thing a sham. They now say that
the courtmarshal, by which he
was tried, had no right to send him
to the penitentiary, and that a
habeas rorjms will -Jurn him loose
one of these days. These journals
are trying to make it appear that
the Cvjtirt and 1 'resident- Grant
were guilty of trickery in that trans
action. As Major 1 lodge was a
Democrat, if President Grant were a
triekey, unprincipled rascal, as these
journals endeavor to make appear,
would he try to shield Hodge from
punishment? If .Hodge were a
Republican, and the President un
principled, there would lx? some
foundation for such a charge ; but
as it is, the charge is simply a way
and act ardii,glwhat grand re- j these. democratic journal have of
suits would follow in developing
the industrial resources of the .State,
increasing her numerical population,
and in moulding the habits of the
youth. The substantial growth
and development of a country or
tate, is in proportion to the cor
rectness of the 1 a bits formed and
practiced by its people.
m
Anytliiii to Defeat iJrunt.
The project of the Missouri lie
publican (Democratic.) for the
Democratic party to hold no Na
tional Convention for the purpose
of nominating candidates for Prcsi-
making capital out of their own
misfortunes. Some of them are
trying to palliate Tweed's iniquity
by asserting that Murphy of .New
York is just as bad. If Tweed is
punished as he ought to be, it need
not surprise anyone at all, if these
journals endeavor to make it ap
enr that the whole thing was in
stigated by, and the result of, lie
publican trickery.
Hope On, Hope Ever.
Tn "these days ot "New Depart
ures" and numerous defeats in the
Democratic party, it is refreshing to
uent ai.u v ice i resident, nut to oe- ; filMr one journal of that persuasion,
cept the nominations of that faction j whit.h is l)rutCi at Salem, so san-
ofthe Republican irty who are
dis-satisfied with Gen. Grant, seems
to be growing in favor with the
Democracy. Realizing their great
weakness, their utter inability to
guinely hopeful as the following lau-
l image indicates':
"The signs to our mind are hope
ful and propitious for a glorious
victory for the grand old Democrat-
elect a. President, thev are will in ! io rartv i '187:2."
to go anywere, or do anything to
defeat General Grant. The cry of
the old maid in reference to a hus
band was : "Good Lord,, any
thing." So Democracy of to-day
says : Just defeat 'General (irant,
and that is all we - ask you can
have all the rest.
Tlie Jolin I.. MepIieiiM.
The steams iip. Tolin 1. XtepJietts
arrived at Portland last "Wednes
day evening, having passed through
one of the most tempestuous voy
ages known for many years. Her
wheel-houses were, broken up, por
tions of the guards torn off, 'and
other slight damages received. The
ship, which has been considered un
sea worthy by many, bore the- shocks
of the terrific storm staunchly, and
brought her passengers through
safe. The latter united in a card of
thanks to Captain Floyd for his un
flinching courage and devotedness,
and to his officers and men for their
obedience to orders.
Hope is an anchor, there, sure.
- , . .
An Entire I'oiciily MimlorHl.
Charles O'Conor believes that
Tweed will certainly fly, that the
preliminary steps taken by him all
indicate flight to a foreign f laud
that lie would not be the only
prominent criminal who would
leave the country ; but ,'. wherever
they may go in Europe, they could
not escape the; law. 1 "ie Id's seat in
the Assembly will be contested on
the ground of fraud m the election.
A young clerk in &alem, named
D. E Rice, has 'been arrested for
appropriating his employer's receipts
for sales. 1 hat is a way to - reach
position in one of the largest insti
tutions in the State, where a trade
can be learned and "hash" got free
of cost. r .; ... ; ;' .
There is but one gift that Presi
dent G rant has never received the
gift of gab.-rJJemfjcrafic Journal,
....As. gaby or more properly speak,
ing, gas,' is the most . prominent
characteristic of a modern- Demo
crat, how could it be expected that
Grant 6hbuld receive such a. gift ? '
A family named Parks, consisting
of Cyrus M. Parks, his wife, a son
and two daughters, were found
murdered in their house near Ilenry
ville, Missouri, November 12th.
The heads of all were terribly beat
en in and crushed with a blunt in
strument: The brains of Parks and
his wife, and - son were scattered
about the room. They were lying
on their leds. The daughters were
found sitting in the kitchen, alive,
but delirious and fatally hurt. Shots
were heard in the night by the
neighbors, but the, bodies bear no
bullet marks. Information , of the
murder was promptly forwarded to
the police at St. Louis. Parks was
a lead ing member of the church to
which he; belonged, and was much
esteemed in the community. Ntb
clue has been obtained to the mur
derers.' ' Great excitement prevails
in the vicinity, and should the vil
lains be discovered they will proba
bly be instantly. lynched.
. . . .
None but respectable persons of
full age, or the prescription of a
physician, can buy poisons of drug
gists iii '.Washington Territoiy, and
the druggist must keep a register
thereof. If "tangle-foot," "bald-face,?nrot-gut"
and "forty-rod light
ning" and other deadly, "pizeus"
are included guess not, though
old topers will have to emigrate' to
more congenial quarters where a
man can kill himself legally. ;
It is larceny tx steal a dog in
Washington Territory, as the Leg
islature has elevated the animal to
the d'gnity and rights of personal
propeityl ' '
o ; r
Mary Sullivan was burned to
death in a lire, which broke out in a
tenement house in Chicagg on , the
12th. At another fire in the. same
city,' John Mahon was suffocated.
General Beyeridge, Republican
candidate for Congressman at lai'ge
in: 1 llinois, had about 4,000 majority
iu Chicago.' --.i
i Washington Territoiy ; Legisla
ture' has passed an act to preserve
the fish in fresh water , lakes and
btrefimsV! Jf.salt is scarce, the briuej
of the oceaii might be clianneled in
to' ad vantage. " ' ; : : : - ' '
A few Chinamen voted iu the re
cent municipal election at Victoria.
7 feat elephant ! ' Why don't some
body yell, l ,.,
At the gieat' Catholic lteform
Convention at MunicJi; six thou
jjersons were pies
pnt,. from every part of Germany.
Many of them were noted scholars
and men of influence in the theo
logical world.
OUR WAS1II.WTOS MCTTEK.
Washington", Nov. 3tl, 1871.
TIIK STOKKS SW1X1I.K. '
Tin-? alltgel swindle still ouciipie.4
the attention of the Departinent and
our Police iuithoritie. A few days
ago Gen. Win. B. Stokes member of
Congress who is sa'nl to Ije the chief
swindler, was arrested nt the U:ilti
iriore depot, on the charge of defraud
ing 1 1 h; Treasury out of U0.000, aud
for receiving fees while a member of
the IIoihc of Iiepresentatives. He
was placed under 15,000 IkmhU to
answer. Learning that Stokes was in
the city, your correspondent paid him
a vUit, to leurn hi version of the
.matter. After stating that the object
of my visit wa5" to ascertain the real
facts in the ease, and that I had learn
ed from tho Department that he, with
others, was guilty,' of defrauding the
Government! by collecting claims for
a numler of jnien who never existed,
by having their names placed on the
muster-roll of Captain IJeaty s com
pany of Tennessee Scout. The De
partment claims that the company
only numbered 50 men, Lut the rolls
claim that itj numbered. 302. In re
ply he said that he was anxious that
the eaj should b;; brought to trial as
soon as invisible ; that he could prove
that the 102 men borne on the rolls of
Captain IJeaty's eompai are all
living in Fentress county, Tennessee,
except those marked dead oa the
muster-roll, and .are not fictitious
names, as asserted by the prosecution;
and that the amount of pay due them
for services as soldiers was just, to the
best of liis knowledge. 1 '
Captain Beaty's company was an in
dependent prginization, acting as
scouts, and not being regularly mus
tered into the service of tlie. Govern
ment, of course drew no "pay. The
act past for their benefit had - for its
object" to place the men comprising
this company in such a position as
that they could be paid. The law
provides that the Captain and his
Lieutenants should make out the roll,
making affidavit to the same, and
upon this the men should be paid,
lion. Horace Maynard introduced the
bill, and Stokes aided Captain .Beatv
i -
in raising the required amount of men,
whether by fraud or otherwise, I am
unable to -y. . The Department,' I
learn have some of Stoke'A letters that
are very damaging to him on thl
point. 1
The rolls were made out as required,
and sworn to by Captain Beaty aud
his Lieutei units, and forwarded to the
War Departinent, and approved (after
some discrepancies were satisfactorily
explained).1 !lf any fraud was com
mitted, it wis by Beaty ami his Lieu
tenants. The only connection he had
in the transaction was perfectly legiti
mate, and nothing but that which
was due .from him as a member, of
Congress to! his '' constituents. ' Tlie
certificates td pay the men were not
issued to him, but to the authorized
attorneys forj the claimants. .
"I know not how tlie truth may.be,
I tell the tale as told to hie."
. TIIK ClVIlj SERVICE COMMISSION
lias at last, after being in session some
three monthsj, and playing six, come
to the conclusion that there is no doubt
in their minds that they can perfect a
system whereby the civil service will
be relieved from the burden of main
taining ii tcompetent persons, becaivse
of political services. If the Commis
sion will only do something besides
talking and drawing their- payv they
will receive the tiianks erf. the Amer
ican people they have been in ex
istence since the last session of Con
gress, . aud have failed to' make a
single reform. -
.;,-:-!,:: THE TKEASl'HY. - j;-
The Secretary of this iXqiartmeut
has owlered the Assistant Treasurer
in New York city to buy one ni ill ion
dollars worth; of bonds on each Wednes
day during Ithe present month, ahd
sell one millipn dollars . worth of gold
on the first, j third, and fifth, ' Thurs
days, " and two million on the second,
and fourth; Thursdays during tlie same
perioll.-,.; Thej receipt ;of tlie Internal
lieveaue Bureau for ; the .past inonth
amounts to $10,439,311 31 ; for the
fiscal year fii5, 535,780 85.
' i '.WIKIINTMENTS. h.j'.
l")urlng"thq week tlie President made
the "following appointments iGeorge
C. ' Bates, XJ. S. lAttorney i for. the
Territory of JlJtah ; Howford L. Gor
don, Begisteir of the Land Ofllco at
St Cloud, Minn.; Geo. Andrews, TJ
S.: Attbrneyj for' Eastern district of
Tennessee, jriee Attorney ' Camp,
who wa3 removed at the instance of
R.R. Butler of -Tennessee. ; Camp is
the mauwho preferreil the charges of
fraud .against Butler, and . failed to
sustain ;i them when the ".case was
brought into i court. ' ' " ' ..
The following postoffiee appohit
raont3 ; wore'; ftlsa mades' Jauiea - A
Pollouk tosbe Ifost-master, at; Little,
Rock, Arkansas ; S II. Newell, Post
master at Glenwoodj Iotv:u
STILL :THI-jv COME.
It is reported at the Department to
day, that Pension Agent Forbes, of
Philadelphia, is a defaulter, to the tune
of $35,500, ; Forbes, , was suspended
yesterday by the. President, and the
Commission has gone to Philadelphia
to investigate the ' matter. An order
"tor his arrest will be issued in a ' day
or two. As soon as discovered, he
offered to make the amount good-
How is that for high !
TOM.
Political.
G EKK1CAL G KANT'S PlJKSHNTS. "Mr.
Tilden allutles to President Grant as
one "nvho has been enriched by costly
presents while exercising the immense
power of the Presidency.-" This is an
unqualified assertion,; .made as if upon
absolute, knowledge, nnd yet, speak
ing npou all the information I have, I
believe it utterly -unfounded. The
allegation is tliat since his election , to
the Presidency General (Jrant has been
the recipient of costly gifts. Return
ing from the war a victorious General,
aud holding no civil oflice whatever,
he did receive gifts showered upon him
by grateful p ople, lut he 'received
theni'AS the hero of many battles, and
before he was even nominated for the
Presidency. His case was not solitary.
General Slwrman also received muni
ficent testimonials ; so did other Gen
erals. Gen. MeClellsm ran for the
Presidency four years before General
Grant -ran. He, too, was "enriched
by costly presents," given, doubtless,
in consideration of his military ser
vices, and his political opponents
never cat foul aspersions on hirti for
it. ; Wellington, after Waterloo, re
ceived presents amounting to more
than two million dollars. Whether
lieroes,-.i in former or in recent
times, liave done well or ill in
accepting tributes from their country
men, is not, however, the point liere.
Be that one way or the other, the right,
or "wrong is the same in all cases alike;
and since General Grant's accession to
the Presidency, as far as I can 'learn,
he has never accepted a "Costly pres
ent" from any one. Seiuitor (Jonkiing,
- Thk Lost Dkmocract. The Amei
ican Democracy always had a iwitriotic
purpose until its leaders supported and
shielded the rebellion. From s that
hour its course has been irresistibly
downward. The 'moment it lost its
patriotic impulse it lost its soul. In
stead of grappling with treason in
1SU0 and lStH, it leaders sympathized
with it. Ever since, their great diffi
culty has been to get rid of the poison
which from that day has incurably
corrupted their organization...- The
colossal frauds of Tammany, the 22nd
of July, New York riots, the bar
barities in the South, the. refusal to
obey -the new constitutional amend
ments, the continued re-assertion of
the heresy of' State rights what are
all these wit the cropping out of the
original sin ' of submission to -rebellion
? Jt is a homely axiom that ?A
house divided against itself cannot
stand." But here is a party,' not only
divided against, but nearly every mem
ber of; it is at war with himself or. at
war with his brother. Democratic
disintegration is the order of the day.
Turn wliere these men may, there
is no hope. For ten years 'past the
citadel of the Democracy was Tatn
mauy Hall, whose fraudulent" major
ities -swallowed up the Republican
forces of New York State, and were
even strong enough to absorb and
obliterate Republican Commonwealths
like Connecticut and New Jersey.
Now this citadel is tumbling to its
foundations by its own innate rotten
ness. It isniost bitterly assailed by
the Democrats themselves. If they
turn to tlie South, they find a people
sick of ' reposing confidence in the
Democratic leader of the North. If
they turn to the West, they realize that
every monument of Western progress
and prosperity has been erected and
consummated by Republicans iu tlie
face of Democratic opposition. So
true it is that when the -.Democracy
lost its patriotic puriiose, ten or eleven
years ago, and proffered-- itself as tlie
shield and support of rebellion against
the Government, it lost it own soul.
; Sedalia Times. ' '.
' The Eureka (Xov.) tenting an
honest and outspoken Democratic, pa
oer. lets Itself loose in tlie following
good stye : Kuklnxism, anti-Orange
uemonsimiious jhiu ihiuumu;
have already cost the Democracy the
election in several States. Gourd-Head
editors and mossy-backed stumpers
who defend such outrages iii the naine
of Democracy should bo read out of tlie
party, or at least - be ' taught to vvalk
111 the rear of the procession until they
acquire something of the spirit of the
age. Several antideluvian "leaders"
in this State should immediately be
sent to the rear. lave men must take
the helm or abandon tlie ship. j, .3 -; , ;
Amongst the charges Senator Schurz
makes against the President is the ap
pointment ofliis brother-inlaw to office .
Amongst the- first demands made
upon the President by Senator .Schurz
was the appointment of hi brother-in-law
to the office of Collector in; Chi
cago. He is also particularly hostile
to "carpet-baggers," seeming to -i for
get that it is not very; long -nuice his
own baggage was checked through to
St. Louis and that of his hrother-iu-law
to Chicago. JSt. Charles (Mt.) Cos
mos. , . ' .... '. v. ..... ; , . -
Alluding to tlie United States loan,
oue of the English papers says : "A
government that lias within'. live years
redeemed nearly five hundred millions
of the obligations created in conduot
t raAat uiav "iinrl whieh has at the
lilt- IZy 1 . - ...... . ' .
Mhie time greatly cut down the . fiscal 4
burdens ,01 ine jeupje. -
position M hich investors know how to
appreciate," Yes, and which , the
people of this country know how to
appreciate, as they will s1kw by their
votes. .... ' . -
Is tliere a single : instance on record,'
wliere a Demicrat has lieen murdered
In this country, : "North or Sfaith; on
account of hUh ; political opinions ?:
But persons of opposing parties have
been murdered in large1 mimliers.'
Yet ; , Democrat, r often fcUk . of -tlie
"lleiidisliness" of their adversaries,
r-.'"i rvF!,-?, i . ' , ...... ;r '. '
TrlfkM of Jumpier. .
i A traveler at Klnsai was entertain
ed hy the Viceroy, the Amir Kustoi,
ami this was one of the amusements :
" That same night a juggler appesired,
who ; was one of the Great Kaan's
slaves, anl the Amir said to him,
-Couie...aud . show, us some of your
wonders V Uion this he took a wood
en ball with seven holes in it, through
which long thongs were passed, and
laying hold of one of these,, slung it
into tlie air. It went so high that we
lost sight of it altogether. : (It was the
hottest season of the year, and we
were : outside in the middle of the
Palace court.) There now remalnel
only, a short end of a thong in- the,
conjuror's hand, and he desired one of
the boys who assisted him ty lay hold,
of it and mount. 1 lie did so, climb
ing by the thong, and we lost sight of
him. : The conjurer then called to hhn
three times, but. getting no answer,
he snatched up a kuite, as if in a great,
rage, laid hold of the thong and disap
peared in his turn!! Ry-and-by-. he
threw down.one of the boy's hands,
then a foot, then the trunk, and, List
of all, the head! Lastly, he came
down himself, puffing and blowing,
and with his clothes all blood, kissed
the ground before the Amfr, and said,
something to him in Chinese. Tho
Amir gave soine order in reply, and
our friend then took the lad's limbs,
laid them together in their places, and
gave a kick, when presto !. there was
the boj who' got up and stood befbre
us! All this astonished me beyond
measure." J ' -
A manufacturer and vender of quack
medicines for rheumatism and the
growth of hair .combined, fi-equently
wrote to a friend for a recommendation
of his (the manufacturer's) ' balsam."
Iu a few days he received the following,
which we call pretty strong :
"Dear Sir The land Composing
this farm has hitherto ben so poor t liat a
Chinaman could not get a living off it,
and so stony 1 that we had to slice our
potatoes, and plant them edgwaj-s; but
hearing of your balsam, I put some in
the corner of a ten acre field surround
ed by a rail fence, and in tlie morning
I foHud the stones had entirely disap
peared, and a neat wall encircled the
field ; the rails were split into fire
wood, and "piled up 'symmetrically - iu
my back yard." I put half an ounce iu
the 'middle of a blackberry swamp;
two days saw it cleared off, planted
with corn and pumpkins, and a- row.
of peach trees in full blossom through
the middle. -As an evidence of its tre
mendous strength, I -would aiy that it
drew a striking likeness of my eldest
son out. of a null-pond, drew a blister
all over his stomach, drew a' load of
potatoes four miles to market, drew
grease out . of a flint, and evidently
drew a prize of $97 out of a defunct
lottery.',' , v. , t.... f ; . ; ;
" The Tmrrir," the Whole Truth,
etc. It is strange how. closely men
read the papers. We never say any
thing that anybody don't like, but we
soou hear of it, and everybody tells us
about it. If however, once and a
while we happen to say a good thing,
we never hear of that. We may-pay
some man a, hundred compliments,
and give him ' a dozen puffs. - and he
takes it as a ' tribute to his greatness,
and never thinks of it never thinks
it does him any. good. But if we liap
pen to say anytlung that this very man
don't like, or something that he
Imagines is a reflection on niin or his
character, see Iiow quick he flares up
and gets mad about it. AH our evils.
Is 'duly charged to us, but we never,
apparently, get any credit for what
good we do. Horace Uiftiley.
; ! Ex-Secretary Reward has travi
72,000 m'dos siuce he .left tlic &
eled
" A gun which will throw eight hun
dred tive-ouiiee balls per minute, eithtr
cold or red-hot. a distance of two
miles, is in-process of construction on
t.he east sidfi of NTew .York Jin. v. . It is
circular in form and has the appearance
of ; two dlse of heavy iron. plate about
four feet in 'diameter. - .The discharge
is without ' interruption'.: the balls
being juonveyed to the chamber tlirongh :
a . fiinuel attached to one side. The"
muzzle works upon a trunnion on tho.
perlpliery of the circular plate the
range being easily controlled by tlie
gunner. Wlien worked by steam
power the gun will throw eight pound,
shot or shell. 1- i, .
r "What Gukkley Knows Anoyr
Tomatoes. When 31 r. G reeley
was at the Jdinnesota State Fair, a '
few weeks ago, .somebody gave him
a very ripe prize tomato, weighing
about three pounds. 31 r. Greeley
wrapped it in his red silk handker
chief and placed it in his coat-tail
poclet. The i good ojd man walked
around for a while, sitting on vari
ous benches, and finally riding ina
springlesa wagon tip to town.
Vhon : lie. ' got, to tho hotel the
crowd called upon him for ' a:
speech lie went upon' the rxmd)
aiid felt for his handkerchief to tvipo
his brow. When he had insortodj
his hand in his pocket,: a 'thought-,
seemed to strike Jim. Ife grew red
in the face ; he - looked mad; ho
swore oue of those effective,, nine-,
cornered oaths which ho. ln3 :c
contruct, and tlien he pwlled out-his
handkerchief. It wfts an awf'uV
mess; and as the venerable journnl
ist gazed uptm it and upon his rin
gers, he turned, away and went to .
his room to thiuK up some suitablo
language.iu -iiJi .'tou-expre; Jus
feelings,, TbA-Btj tubing we know
there will.bjaj article in the Trib
unei. eutitted. "What 1 ''Know.
About VnqeiS oflMttoes."
A gK?t tn Iowa lately" bjroko a
young colt ctiiQbed a tree after a
batdky hen, and fell dowti and dif.-
located "feel shoulder ami eliignon ;
gpt nig, hapiessed a horsev and start
?A got run away with,
and bok her eollar-bono. and put.
hctnpRQout of joint, got iixed up,
and ; was. parried' three ' days aftcr.
1dv llbw is that fv grit ?