VOL. 1. ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, MAY J, 1869. NO. 34. SATURDAY, MAY 1. 1869. Money. Precious metals as money ore older than history. Two thousand .years before Christ, Abraham, the Chal- dcan shepherd, whose children have j 'never lost their faith, nor his thrift: through a hundred atnifaurteen frenr- ! 5lffluhavel retuit3 from Egypt "very rich in cattle, in silver and gold." Af terwards, says the biblical record, "he bought the cave of Macphelah where his bones rest beside those of Sarah the wife of his youth for four hundred sheckels of silver, current money with the mer chant." The Catholic has it "common curreat money." The sheckel was about sixty cents of our money. It was weigh ed, not counted, for there were no mints in those days. Herodotus asserts that coinage origin ated with the Lydians. The world's coin since have been like leaves of autumn. Most ari extinct, but the British Muse um preserves more than 120,000 varieties. -The Paris collection is still greater, and increased by two or three thousand every year. Our country has no large public accumulation, but the cabinet of the Philadelphia mint contains many worth studying its medallion memorials of . Washington number 216; but not one rep resents him in battle. It embraces many antique specimens. Jlere are the coin3 which pious ancients placed between the cold lips of their dead.to pay old Charon for ferriage over the Styx. Here is that very image and subscription of Ciesar which the Judean carpenter pointed out to the fisherman and tent-makers follow ing him. Here are faces of rulers and captains down to our own day, from Alexander of Macedon,and the mightiest Julius, who bestrode this, narrow world like a Colossus. A Mixture. The following laughable"-mixture- one concerning a preacher the other about the freaks of a mad dog occurred in a paper the other day: Rev. James Thompson, rector of St. Andrew's Church, preached to a large - - P 1 - C 1 1 . concourse 01 people ou ounuay jast. This was bis last sermon. In a few weeks be will bid farewell to his congregation, as his physician advised him to cross the Atlantic for his health. He exhorted his brethren and sisters, and after the conclusion of a prayer took a whim to cut up soma frantic freaks. He ran up Trinity street to the College. At this stage of the proceedings he was seized by a couple of boys, who tied a tin kettle .to- bis tail, and, he again started.- A great crowd collected, and for a time 'there was a grand scene of running ard confusion. After a long race he Was . finally shot by a policeman." ! Stbange Freak op a Man of Gen ius. A few years ago Laurence Oli phant, who went to Engtaad as Secretary of the Japanese mission, made a deep iin- ' pression on the fashionable and political world by his, brilliant .talents., He .was c6mparatively unknown,- but in a 1 few months took all hearts by storm. He Itfbtaihed a seat in Parliament, moved in the highest circles of society and was the universal favorite of the world of fashion. He once was seen sauntering into the Travelers'" Club with two men leaning on hi arms --one His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales,, the other His Majesty the King of Denmark ! Such a future as that" which lay before this handsome, clever, fascinating young diplomatist, says an English paper, any man might have envied. Suddenly, however, Laurence Oliphant was missed from his place in ! aociety-from " club and 'Hbuse,M' and opeira. Where be had gone none could -tell., . Even -his constituents at Stirling wereanablo to get anj accurate inform a- tioVconce'rning' him and as Ae- made no appearance at the recent election, another man was chosen in his place. He has at last been discovered, however, in a semi religious, semi-sociaKstio community at EroctonV cm the Borders if Lake Erie, where the sonce idolized star of Belgravia now Jbllowf the plow and wears home spun. - ' General Stoneman has been ordered! to ' the Pacific Coast with his regiment. Telegraphic Summary Eastern telegrams aw to April 22nd. The order for the withdrawal of the British troops from Canada in May next, is said to be withheld for a while. The demand by the United States on the British Government for au explana tion of J.hc Mary Lovell affair is looked upon as another speck of war. Large numbers of French Canadians are emigrating to the Uuited States. The annexation question continues to be agitated with spirit. The fire in j the mines at Gold Hill, Nevada, still burns. Great efforts are being made to extinguish it by the in jection of steaiii. The fire throws out of employment about 500 laborers. San Francisco telegrams are to April 25. j ' Overland telegraph wires still down ; hence no late eastern news. The Steamship Japan from Hong Kong and Yokohama, arrived April 24th, and reports that civil war has again bro ken out with j considerable violence in Japan. No important news from China. The steamer brought 124 Chinese, of whom fifty were females. Mining stocks are reported firm, on account of developments made in the Savage mine, j The town of j You Bet was almost en tirely destroyed by fire on tho morning of the 24th. j The chamber of Commerce is endeav oring to prevent any changes being made in the San Francisco Bank Mint. North Carolina has ratified the suffrage amendment. j Robert M. Douglas, son of the late Senator Douglas, has been appointed as sistant private secretary to President Grant. Col, Sam. Pike; Sergeant-at-Arms of the Ohio House of Representatives, has been connected with 27 different news papers. ! . A lady in Lowell, Mass., who has kept crape on the knob of her house door since the assassination of President Lincoln, removed it on the day Grant was inaugu rated. The Democrats in the Ohio Legislature have a scheme for redistricting the State, so as to wipe out the Republicans so far as possible, and give to the opposition at least eleven of the nineteen Congressmen. Gen. Hancock is talked of as the next Democratic' candidate for Governor of Pennsylvania the present year, with the view, in case of i his success, of running him for President in 1872. The Louisiana Sugar-growers are pros perous, and decline to ask for any in crease in the present duties on that article. Hence there, is little probability that Congress will make such a change, to please the refiners of Philadelphia and New York. A young gentleman, in a certain busi ness house, having tarried much longer at his boarding house than was thought necessary for the morning meal,wa9 asked on his return, in a joking way, "what be had for breakfast?" He replied, can didly, "a cup of coffee, a mutton chop, and some mystery!" "Mystery!" said the employer, "What's that ?" not hav ing been thoroughly enlightened in all the "mysteries" of boarding house fare. "Why," answered the other, "that's hash." , The "local" of a Southern paper thus introduced a police item : There was a sound of revelry by night, and Locust alley had gathered there her beauty and her chivalry; and bright the gaslight shone over lost women and fast men ; and when the music arose with its voluptuous swell bleared eyes , looked to eyes which sent, back' blood-shot glances, and all went merry as a marriage bell, Lizzie Valentine dressed in boys clothes, rushed into the alley and was "nabbed" by .a policeman. An American writer says: A woman will ding to the chosen object of her heart like an oppossum to a gum tree, and you can't separate her without snip ping strings no art can , mend, and leav ing a portion of her soul on the upper leather of her affections. She will some times see something to love where others see nothing to admire y and when her fondness is one fastened on a, fellow it sticks like glue and treacle in a bushy head of hair. -- I, The Glorious West. The follow ing amusing burlesques of the style of journalism prevalent in the far West were copied , recently into an English paper, with severe comments upon the shocking condition of the Americau bar barians of the Plains: . A little bit of romance has just trans pired to relitve the monotony of our me tropolitan life. Old Sam Choggins, whom the editor of this -paper has so often pub licly thrashed" has returned from Mud Springs with a youug wife. He is "aid to be very fond of her, and the way he got her was ihis : Sometime ago we courted her, but fiudingshe was on the make, threw her off, alter shooting her brother and two cousins. She vowed re venge, aud promised to marry any man who would horsewhip us. This, Sam agreed to undertake, and she married hi in on that promise. We shall call on Sam to-morrow with our new shot-gun. and present our ; congratulations iu our usual form. Hungtown Gibbet. A stranger, wearing a stovepipe hat and a boiled shirt, arrived in town yes terday, and put up at the Nugget House. The boys are having a good time with that hat this morning. The fuueral will take place at two o'clock. Dog Rancho is unhealthy for swells. Dog Jianche Weedy Hold. A painful accident occurred in Frog Guich, which has cast a wet blanket of gloom over a hitherto joyous, whisky loving community. Dave Spriggcr or, as he is familiarly called, Murderer Dave got drunk at his usual hour yesterday, and, as is his custom, took down his gun and started after the fellow who went home with his girl the night before. He found him at breakfast with his wife and 13 children. After killing them he start ed out to return, but being weary stum bled and broke his leg. Dr. Bill found him in that condition, and having no wagon at hand to convey him to town, shot him to put him out of his misery. Dave was dearly loved by all who knew him, and his loss is a Democratic gain. He never disagreed with any but Demo crats, and would have materially reduced the vote of that party had he not been so untimely cut off. -Siskiyou Knock Down. A child pf Whisky Ben had an alter cation with the Methodist preacher over at Michigan Gully last Sunday, and ended the discussion by caving in his Abolition head. The boy was presented with a new revolver by the Cumberland Presbyteri ans. Stars and Stripes. The scoundrel who tipped over our office last month will be hung to-morrow, and no paper will be issued next day. Calaveras ShrieJcer. Four babies who had been put into the cage at Hell Shaft, yesterday, while their mothers played a game of draw, climbed over the side. We did not learn who won the last pot. JVigger Hill Patriot. There is a man in town who claims to be the man who killed Sheriff White some months ago. We consider him an impostor, seeking admission into society above his level, and we hope people will stop inviting him to their houses. Frog Spring Herald. How tame Gen. Grant's "Let us have peace" appears beside this exuberance of a georgia editor on the morning after tho Presidential election : " The har mony is whispered upon the Everglades of Florida, and watted in fragrance a3 sweet as the orange breath across the country to where the everlasting snow crags upon the hills of Oregon stand as white sentinels frontiering the peace that is in our country. May they utter tho word jubilate, and with one accord award unto the Creator a thanksgiving for the peace he was vouchsafed us. We have peace that peace which passcth all un derstanding." . , "Where are, you going ?" said a young gentleman to an elderly one in a white cravat, whom he overtook a few miles from Little Rock. "I am going to heav en, my, son. I have been on the way there for eighteen years." "Well, good bye, old fellow ! If you have been travel ing toward heaven eighteen years, and got no nearer to it than Arkansas, I'll take another route." Methusaleh did not live so long as he might have done had he attended to good advice; for,it isr written that he was sieep- ins on the ground when well stricken in years, when an angel came and told him if a nrmild risA lin nnil Vinilrl Vilmonlf a house to lie in, he would live five hun dred years j more. Methusaleh made take a house for so short a term ! And so he died before he was thousand years oia. There are onlv twentv-six missionarip among all the Indians of our country, while they number between three and fonr hundred thousand. i. The Actor's Stratagem. theatre-goers of the west Many old will remember James Wills, a favorite comedian, well known in that section. ! When the Texas excitement was at fever heat, ha one day found himself in a condition to which actors are often subject "dead broke." While standing1 on the wharf of a growing city on the Mississippi, With his solemn visage extended, planning how he could get down the river without money, he heard the sound of a drum and fife. He saw a small party of half-uniformed soldiers, bearing a Texas banner, and about to embark for New Orleans. A thought struck him. Thejnext day Wills sent his trunk on board the first boat to start. Then, just as the baptain struck the bell for the last time, he stepped on board, dragged his box ino an unoccupied state-room, took from his theatrical wardrobe a soldier's coat with a buff breast and three rows of buttons, a cocked-hat with 'an immense plume,a red sash, and a pair of false whiskers. By tho time the boat got un derweigh, Jim was fully equipped, with a stage sword hanging gracefully at his side. -Drawing on his white gloves, he hesitatod a moment, but relying on his own peculiar powers, he opened the door into the cabin, which was filled with pas sengers. In an instant all eyes were turned toward him, but he walked up to the steamer's bar, and drank a glass of brandy and water. In the meanwhile all was bustle and confusion to find out who the officer was. A geheial rush was made for the reg ister, but be bad not yet put down his name. .The captain was consulted, but did not know anything. At length, how ever, feeling a little curious 1 imself, he walked up ' to him, bowed politely, and said : "Sir.? . "Sir, to you," said Jim, touching his chctpeau, and saluting a la militaire, "Will you do me the favor to register your name, so that I can provide a suit able state-room for you ?" said the cap tain, i "Oh, with pleasure," responded Jim, and walking up to the register, he flour ished in round text : "Chas. P. Edward3, Major, Texas Army." j The crowd passed around the table ; they read the name ; universal enthusi- rasra prevailed, and three tremendous cheers were given for Texas and liberty. Jim took off his shako, acknowledged the compliment with a bow and "a very few patriotic remarks. j , It is almost needless to say that from that time the soidi&ant Major became a "lion." Every one sought his acquaint ance. The ladies opened the cabin door to get a peep at him. He was placed at the head of the table, and at night was liberally treated with champagne. Next day Jim was promenading the hurricane deck, linked arm-in-arm with the' captain and a warm southerner, who resided in Vicksburg. . "Major," said the southerner, "I know you have been on a mission to ; collect arms, ammunition and recruits; but on this subject you must, of course, keep mum, in conseqaence of the treaty be tween Mexico and the United States. For my part, though, I could see every yaller-skintted rascal hung like a dog, on a tree' ' - : V' "Whatever my business may have been, I find that I have exhausted ; my means in the cause. In fact, I fear that I shall not be able to . pay my passage until I get to New Orleans," said the artful Jinx. , "Don't mention it," cried the captain. "I could not for one moment think of taking anything from y on." "I have it !" exclaimed the southern er. "Como along with me." The trio adjourned to the clerk's office, where a stirring appeal for aid to Texas was written. The southern ;; gentleman carried it among the passengers, and soon collected a hundred and fifty dollars, which 'was handed over to Wills. ; ; ' Then a grand supper was given, at whioh speeches were made a.ndjtQastgwei drank. The cabin, was decorated with the flag of the lone star of , Texas, manu factured for the occasion by the ladies, out of certain of their red and white gar ments. . ' At twelve o'clock the company com menced singing, and at loegth the Major was called on to favor them. He com? plied by giving them his favorite song of 'BiyBarl6&";- ' V- "Bravo !" said one. ''!. "Excellent!", cried another. "Capital I" said a third. t:I coaX do, a deuced sight better," said Jim, who was fast approaching the fourth stage of intoxication, "if V had the proper togs on." After giving three faint huzzas for Texas, the party broke up. Next morning the clerk went into Jim's state-room to call him to breakfast. Imagine his surprise when he discov ered that the Major had "turned in fall standing," with his boots, shako and sword on, and his feet snugly laid upon the pillow. , He was a Texan Major, and of course no fault was found. Thus things went on, and Wills reach ed New Orleans in triumph. There he doffed his uniform, and returned to VicJsS burg, where ho obtained an engagement ai me tneatre. better to be bored with a i nch orger tbau utuaixju a great lavorice, anu wnefl-j a o-imblct he was at the zenith of his jrlory. the southern gentleman whom he had met on the boat went one evening to see the play. ' . ; : " - ' Between the pieces Wills fang "Billy Barlow." The old southerner was be wildered. ' , , i ,:?-.. The after-piece came on, and Jim ap peared in the identical suit in which be had enacted the Texan Major. After the play was over the southerner sought an interview with him. "You infernal rascal !" said he, , "I ought to shoot you ; but the trick wa3 so clever that I , forgive you. So shake hands ; let's take a driok, and say no more about it." - , , Jim looked at him a moment with a grave and serious expression of counte nance, then replied : ; "One . man in his time plays many parts." Coubtrhip in Scotland. A "Royal Commission" has developed some curious facts with reference to the manner in which courtship is carried on among the Scotch peasants. For a young man to call on a young woman , in the daytime, or to talk with her in the presence of other people, even though they may be her nearest relatives, is a grave offense against the conventionalities. The time for such intercourse is midnight. . The lad comes under the lassie's window and whistles or in some : other way informs her of his presence. She thereupon lets him into the house, or, oftener goes out to him. The call lasts two or three hours. Curiously enough, attempts to persuade grown people from so absurd and other wise objectionable a practice, have thus far proved futile. , ; In the Way. A mother who was preparing some flour to make into bread, left it for a few moments,, when. little Mary- with childish curiosity to see what it was took hold of the dish, which fell , to the floor, spilling the contents. The mother struck, the child" a severe blow, saying , with anger, that sbo was always-in the way. Two weeks after, little Mary sickened and , died.;-; On her death bed while delirious, she asked her mother if there; would be room,, for her among, the, angels. . ?I was in your way mother; you had toe room for little Mary; and will I be in the ' angels yay ? Will there be' room;, for mo ?" The" broken hearted moihe? then felt that no sacrifice could have been too great could she have saved her child. ' i - There is a lucky farmer near Dnbuquc, iowa. One Monday night of last month two of his sheep became the mothers of seven Iambs, one f producing three and the other fpur; one of his cows had a calf ; a sow had :a litter of seventeen pigs, and his wifo presented - him ;with two bouncing boys. - " ! - - : i - So gross is the present dramatic litera ture in France, that there is scarcely a theatre in Paris 'to which a man could, with propriety, take his wife or daughter, Sayings by Joih BUUp. v .It is highly important that Wftca. man makes up his mind to-Becum a ra kal, that he wood examine hisself closely 'r and see if he aiirf, better konstitooted, to a phool. , .... -i,; K I argy this way i If ar man is right, be kant be- too radikar ; if he b roog, h? kaat be toe kooflervatifT- , , When you pra, pra right at the bulls eye. .... "Tell the truth and shame the devil. T I kno lota of people who can shame, the devil easy enuff, but, the tother thing bothers them. . : . , , , . , It is a very dclikit job tew , forgrvo a man without lowering him in hii own es timashun, and yorze too. . , , ri j Az a jeneral thing,, when a woman wares the britches, she has a good rite to them. , ,. . , - . .,... , .,. It iz admitted now bi , everybody, that the Man who kin git ptiat on berlonjf s-issage has got a good deal of dorg in him. v Wooman's , infiooenze , is powerful espeshially when she wants ennything. Sticking up your noze don t prove env nything, for a soap biler, when he isawa frum hiz hum, smells ennything. No man luves tew irit beat, but it is "Be sure you are rite, then go ahod ;" but in . case yon aint rite, go ahed enny wa. ,.;... , ; . Wooman will sometimes confess her sins ; but I never knue wua to confesa ber faults. , , Don't mistaik arrogance fur wisdom y menny people thought tna wua wize wen, they wuz only windy. - - Men aint apt to be kicked out uv good society for being rltch. ' The road to Ruin is always kept ir good repair, and the taverns pay the ex penses cf it. ' If a man begins life bi bein a fust Lieutenant in his familee, he need never look for promoshun. ' The unla prophit there is in keeping more than one dorg, is wat you can make- on his bourd. . , " Young man, study Deffercnee; it t tbe best card in the pack. " Honesta is the poor man's poark and the rich man's pudding., , There is a luxury in sometimes feeling lonesum. ' ' There is onla one advantage that I kin sea, in goin tew the devil, and that ia the rode iz eza and you are sure to git there. Lastla I am violently opposed to ar dent speerits as a beverage, but for man ufacturing purposes 'a leetle ov it tastes good. " ' " - " ' " ' ' A Lucky Old Lady. An old woman of the middle class recently appearod in a jeweler's shop in Paris,' and produced a bag of old gold and silver coins, 'which she desired to have made into f buttons for a birthday pesent for her daughter. , "I hear," said she, "that such things arc worn now-a-days, and I am determin ed that petite shall have as fine ' buttons as anybody." ! ';..;-:.-:;;.- "But mad ame, -perhaps, does not know the value of these," replied the jeweler, who was both honest and learned in coins. "Indeed I do," said the i old "' dame. "Folks wanted me to believe they were rusty copper, and of no account, but I know they're good gold. They couldn't cheat me." " ; - .-. : , , 7,...,..1 "But they have an additional value as curiosities," persisted the good man. And he explained to her, of which she had no idea, that some coins were worth -twenty, times their intrinsic value. Bear ing this, the good woman"" produced a large number of brooches or clasps, and other ornaments, which her father -.had disinterred from Morrovingian graves . in Burgundy, and which ha had not hither to dared to" sell, from a current ' belief that they belonged to the ' Government. The collection, whioh was of incredible value, was purchased from her at a fair price, and now adorns the museum, of a French nobleman..; : - , "" , - - ,.. jj i." Shexpat Fivb Cents per Heai. In Cleveland, O., recently, J. Harsh sold to Case and Sholl, packers, five thousand two hundred and fifty sheep 'for fibre. cents per head, the seller ; retaining the hides and the purchaser Slaughtering the. animate. . The Cleveland Leadee aaygs "Mutton is exceedingly cheap at present. Large quantities of sheep are being slaughtered, as, on account of fodder, they will not pay for wintering. CresjKr are sold in the market for fron forty to sixty cents each." .MTatnii&iirw Oi.1b1