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Thursday, April I, 19.15
OREGON
Sunday School
Meet Scholls
I liKlge. of which they are members, the attendance content und w ill be a shower Tuesday evening lu P ort
,il
S c o t t 's M ill
F i l ila y
e v e n a ig . given a p u tty um a re w in d In the lam i fo r M is Hom er A lle n
. w hen that lodge entertained the near fu tu u
M o rris W illo u g h b y has re lu i m il
Kebekah president,
M rs
G race
M r und M rs f u r l A tntnnnn o f
C h ristiansen M r M u rra y attended P o rtla n d vi tied ut the M rs C u rrie home fro m CCC at Ite lk n u p Spi lu g -
M is
D o .o lh y W illo u g h b y
.m il
a m eeting o f B u tte Lodge ut Scott's H itchcock home Sunday.
M ill S aturuuy evening
Miss llu rb u ru Knuchede o f H ills c h ild re n ve.lied relatives in Port
Progiam at Jackluwn
boro was u F rid a y und S a tu rda y land S a tu rda y
range K c iw f’t Soc:«1 and
Juektown school will give a free guetd w ith Mlxa M u ry b e ll h’ltn t
P ro g ra m F rid a y N ig h t
program April 12 A lunch will he
sold M ich el VanPouche w ill rend
On April 1, N ow adays, You N ee
A bout a T hing— April I
C lub
H o ste s s; S n y d er s M ove
(B y
H IL L S B O R O .
Mrs. H ans Gaarde
H ostess for Club
Dorothy Cooke)
CORNELIUS—A number of M
F church members attended church
at the Hillsboro M E church Sun
day evening Following the church
service. Dr Magin. Salem district
superintendent, conducted a quar
terly' conference. Election of Mrs
L. C. Mocberry as alternate-lay
delegate to the annual Oregon con
ference at Salem in June was
confirmed. Mrs Mooberry w a s
elected by Cornelius M E. church
Sunday morning.
Mr and Mrs. F A. Dixon
M ilw a u k ie spent the week-end
the C. Dixon home.
Mrs. Shay Hostess
Fern Hill Ladies' club met with
Mrs. F. O. Shay Thursday. A quilt
was quilted
Mrs. Ellen Lytle of Hillsboro
spent the week-end with friends
and relatives in Cornelius
Miss Dorothy Cooke and Everett
Hermans, seniors of Forest Grove
union high, attended the annual
junior-senior banquet di the high
V O U can t fool all the people all
school cafeteria Saturday evening.
1 the time, but quite a number
Leland Jacobsmuhlen a n d Ray
mond Chartrey, sophomores, were of them can be made to look silly
waiters.
on the first day of April.
Misses Dorothy a n d Margai et
On that day dignified men shed
Cooke and Selina VanDeMoortele much of their poise when they
and Everett Hermans accompan learn that signs pinned on their
ied the civil government class of
Forest Grove union high to Port- ' backs bare been fairly begging
land Wednesday While there they i someone to kick them.
A lesson on avarice Is taught
visited the Battleship Oregon, U
S. court house, police department, those who reach greedily for a
and other government departments I purse lying In the gutter, only to
of interest.
see It Jerked beyond their reach.
Miss Mildred Rock accompan
From the sagest of persons the
ied the foods class from Hillsboro soo will receive calls for Messrs.
union high to Portland Tuesday Lyon. Fox. Wolf, and Campbell.
to visit the Swift Packing com
And the undertaker will refuss
pany
Mr and Mrs W R. Cooke and phoned orders for a "box" with
son William visited Portland rela the explanation that "this Is not
tives Monday.
the Tivoli Theater."
Mrs Hugo Sahnow a n d Miss
In answer to the phoned ques
Glenova. Mrs. William Sahnow and tion. "Is Boo there*“ other suck
The picture of Fan Dancer Sally Rand listening modestly to
son Merton and Mrs. Scott Camp ers will answer "Boo who?" to
whal the wild waves are saying Is a real April Fooler, but the
bell of Schefflin visited Mrs. E. B
hear
the
discomfiting
reply.
“Oh.
others aren't. Huey Long, bottom right, seems to be sharing (lie
Sahnow Friday
wealth, but the money, given l-oulslana students to Itnaner their
Miss Irene Holscher of W’atts well, forget It if you're going to
cry
about
It."
trip to a football game, has practically all been returned to the
community was an overnight guest
Practical
jokers
who
make
of
of Miss Dorothy Cooke Wednesday.
Kingflsh. .Mai Baer, top right, donned a diamond uniform tor a
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Johnson and April Fools' Day a Roman holi
change of pace during a Florida workout. And your eyes do not
Horace Davis of Scoggins Valley I day. and their victims whose feel-
deceive you; that's really the Itinerant Mrs. Roosevelt, left,
visited here Sunday.
Ings are brutally sacrificed for
sitting down knitting for a change.
Members of the local Neighbors the general good humor, will un
of Woodcraft attended the funeral doubtedly be Interested to learn
services for Mrs. C. Hastings at that the day of buffoonery fur lng "Mr. Lyon.” undoubtedly
In Scotland, tops In April Fool
McMinnville Monday.
brought gales of laughter from
Jokes has been to dispatch to s
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Foster and nished plenty of "belly laughs"
fun-loving Romans.
"gowk" or "cuckoo." as the vic
family have moved to Monmouth. for their distant ancestors.
tim was aptly described, an anon
Another tale bae It that the
Bud Selfridge, who is working
ymous check for 100 pounds; lo
Day of Drollery dates back to an
I T S just as hard to put the fin-
at Timber, spent the week-end
Bolder a shilling to a lamp poet,
ancient Hindu pagan festival, the
here.
■* ger on the origin of April
or to Invite a Scotchman to Sun
New Family Here
Hull, when natives mixed stink-
Fools' Day as on the elusive
day dinner and then go away tor
Mr. and Mrs. John Snyder of purse mentioned above.
weed In the Rajab'e hashish,
Eugene have moved to Cornelius
the week end.
ducked each other In the Canges,
History
relates
that
the
Ro
to make their home.
and otherwise indulged In mad
mans
ran
off
a
Festival
of
Fools
But It Is in America that Fool-
Mr and Mrs. Robert Bellinger
fun.
around the Ides of February.
tide observance has reached Ila
of Forest Grove visited relatives
Typical entertalDnient of the day
Though they were not In Rome,
most fiendish heights, as many of
here Sunday.
us can testify So. unless be nas
Lloyd Shaw, who has been em suggests their mode of observ the French emulated the Ro
ployed at Vernonia, spent t h e
ance. In all probability, flaming
mans. their April Fools' Day,
a flair for practical Inking, or is
Social Friday
week-end here. He left Tuesday
however, was termed "All Fish
faggots thrown at the feet of
that rare specimen of American
for Southern Oregon, where he
Basket sicial for the benefit of
bound and blindfolded victims:
Day." and the dupe of a trick was
who can relish a good Ink» nn
will be employed.
the Scholls Grange will be held
or Christians wandering plain called *'un poisson d avril," I. e„
himself. Hie smart citizen stays
Mrs. Louise Cochrane and Miss tively about the Coliseum, pag-
Friday evening. A program is be
April fish.
home wilb a good book that day.
Beth visited Mr and Mrs George
ing planned and no admission will
Hancock of Forest Grove Sunday.
be charged
Mrs. V. H French has returned : ind David Edmondston were chos- Evelyn Reed and Myra Wiedewitsch ford Davis and family, all of Cor
Warren Miller and son of Hood
home from an extended stay in * ;n as the attendance and social visited Miss Jessie Hart of Dilley neli us.
River visited at the F G Miller
i Monday evening.
Portland
< ■orr.mittee for April.
home March 24 They had visited
M iss O liv er H ostess
i
D ep artm en t F orm ed
Clifford Mapes returned Sunday
Clarence Miller at the veterans'
Miss Helen Oliver was hostess
new home department of the
to Corvallis, where he is attend
ing Oregon State college, after 1 or a social evening Friday at the Methodist Sunday school has been
spending his vacation with h i s c hurch. Present were Mrs. A. " organized with Mrs. George Wil-
mother. Mrs Henry Behrman
( Jliver a n d Mrs. Mattie Smith. cox as superintendent. About 15
Tennis conference including six
Maurice Mundorff is doing car- J disses Helen Oliver. Mildred Rock, members were enrolled. Ten mem-
penter work in Portland.
IC Caroline Horlacher, LaVon Robin- tiers have been added to the cradle schools in Washington and Yam-
!
hill
counties was organized at For-
Class Elects
| e tte. Margaret Cooke. Helene Shaw. roU
The young people's class of the E .leanor R??^'
T w ^ede-
Mr. and Mrs. Robrt Cornelius 1 est Grove recently. Schedule for
the coming season will open to
Methodist Sunday school held a F losamond .
. > _
rs„„ of Corvallis spent the week-end
class meeting Tuesday night at the v l e l ^ 'g e W irm ie Rock Fnd Mary visiting in Cornelius M is. Thelma morrow (Friday).
Members of the new league in
church. The teacher. Rev. Charles S
M Reed, presided. The class was J ean Doar.e. and Messrs. Charles Cornelius spent the time with Miss clude Newoerg. McMinnville, For
est
Grove, Banks, Beaverton and
Leed
Jr..
Byron
Reed.
Franklin
Blanche
Finegan
organized and the following offi- F
Earl Phelps has returned from a Tigard. Each school w ill enter a
cers were elected Helen Oliver. C >liver George Holscher. Dan Bar-
doubles team and two singles play
president; Mildred Rock, v i c e - n ett Raymond Trites. David Ed- visit in Portland,
State Capitol News Letter—Giv
I Donald Mundorf, who has been ers. Plans were also made for an ing the highlights of official ac
president; LaVon Robinette, secie- n londston and Leroy Hartley.
Mrs. Ellen Vickers has returnedi in CCC near Eugene, has returned individual championship tourna tivity at Salem Every week in
tary; Margaret Cooke, treasurer
ment at Beaverton May 17 and 18 the Argus.
] home.
Franklin Oliver. LaVon Robinette, h ome from a visit in Portland.
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Schedule adopted is as follows:
To Give Prizes
Caroline Horlacher of For-
Helene Shaw, Virginia Erickson
A p ril 5. Forest Grove at
Beaverton
«
Mildred
Miss Helen Cowgill, assistant est Grove vis. ted Miss
Bank» at New benr and M< M in n v ille a t '
ate club leader from Corvallis, R°?k' F
night,
YO UNG ’S
T iirard A p ril 12. Beaverton at Newbenr. I
Bank» at M cM in n v ille. T iirard at Forent
nd Mrs. Zola Morgan of Hillsboro
F,re.d i-DePr»e»Z'i,WhK 3i?St
Grove. A p ril 17, T iirard at Beaverton. '
isited the grade school Monday cast taken off his broken
Grove at Bank», M c M in n v ille a t I
nd looked over the work of the bee" ‘?rougch.' ^?ck t0,h*s home here Forest
New berg A p ril 1». M c M in n v ille at Beav
"Thoughtful. Sympathetic
,anual training and sewing clubs
St. V incent» h ^ P .U l in erton. Foreat G rove at Newberg. T igard
Service"
at Bank» A p ril 24. Bank» at Beaverton.
he exhibits will be judged soon Pc!£tlan<?
O. C Chartrey.
Phone 972
Hillsboro
y the civic improvement clubi.nd| Mrs. John Oppenlander is in a M c M in n v ille at Foreat Grove. Newberg
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vo prizes will be given in each general hospital m Portland with Bank» at Foreat Grove. Newberg at Mc
•oup for the best work during the pneumonia _
M in n v ille .
M ay 1, New berg at Beaver- ■
,ar
Mr. and Mrs. Dunham
ton, M cM in n v lie a t Banka, Foreat Cirove
a
t
T
ig
ard
.
M ay J. Beaverton at Bank».
House Rem odeled
, daughter Bertha had as dinner
Foreat Grove at M cM in n v ille . T ig ard at
Special Low Prices
Mrs. Geneva Robinette is hav- ty guests Sunday Mr and Mrs Newberg.
M ay 8. Beaverton at M cM in n - I
g extensive remodeling done o n , Lester Wilkins and son Harry of ville. New berg at Forest Grove, Bank»
•r house.
| Portland, Mrs Wilkin's brother, at T ig a rd . M ay 10. Beaverton a t Foreat
New berg a t Banka, M cM in n v ille
Ray Woods o f Blaine visited 1 Mr Rawlincs. of Portland, and Mr. Grove.
•re Thursday.
and Mrs. Cecil Davis and daughter a t T igard.
Mrs. Mattie Smith and theM issesof Cornelius and Mr. and Mrs. Wil-
DOESN’T
Busch’s Service Garage
Y amhil 1-W ashington
Tennis Loop Planned
4
Funeral Home
P h ilc o
RADIOS
Local Gun Club Shoots
73 in Sunday’s Match
Washington County Gun club
shot a 73 Sunday in the fourth
round of the Oregonian's tenth an
nual telegraphic tournament. Elmer
Hamilton had a perfect 25 and A.
H. Rossi and H. D. Batchelar shot
24s.
PHILCO 84 B
Specially Priced
For a few days only, a
genuine Philco Super
heterodyne w ith dy
namic Speaker — large
illum inated dial. Tone
as clear as a "bell and
plenty of power too.
W hat a bargain.
YOURS
Mr. Fisherman-
Trout Season Opens
April 5th
TW O PRIZES—
are offered as test of
your skill with o u r
tackle. R egister today
by m aking a $1 pu r
chase from our com
plete stock.
on McCormick-Deering
for Good Tillage
First Prize—
’T ’lME was when patches of ground
hazardly tilled by d ragging pieces
across them, but such crude m ethods
the way of the cradle and the flail.
turn large fields and sm all Into profits
PHILCO 59 C
A very popu- JQ Q -85
lar model
m m
W hile they last, $3 a
month pays for one of
these beautiful Philcos.
Selfridge
»
er an uccordiun solo and several
HARRISON D. HUGGINS
SCHOl.LS Each Sunday school short plays will be given M ary
will be allox ed 15 minutes for pro Ellen Wolfe from the Aloha lluber
M. D.
gram at the convention April 7 nt school is a new pupil In the fourth
EYE. EAR. N IIS I A M I T IIR O A T
the seholls M F church Moun »trade
i H v M r»
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M 'K t i t h r r » 1
NPEI IA I.IS T
tain Home church ladies will have
M iss l.au-,i Ahlslrutn spent Sat
H IT E O N Kebekah c lu b ludh'rt a t
charge of the basket dinner and all urday with Miss Marguret Dixon tended
c lu b Wednesday at the M is
are requested to bring dishes and in Hillsboro.
Hana G uurae home
Mrs. Cliff l.arkln visited the
silverware.
Mr*. Flint Improve»»
Hoorn i
Mr and Mrs. Victor Wenstrom George Groff home in Portland
M is Joe F lin t is im p ro v in g fo l
Com w» »rrt »I N a tio n a l lla n k A nna«
attended the funeral of Ids broth Saturday.
lo w in g an a p p en d icitis ope ra tio n
Seven tables of cards were play at the Good S am aritan hospital
er-in-law. Joseph Spencer DeMoy,
ed at tin' last of a series sponsored
in Portland Monday
Hoy Bacon purchased a team of
Pete Kingston returned from by the Scholls Woman's club ut volts lust week,
Klumath F ills Saturday
the Jack Itaynurd home Saturday
M rs C. W S tru th e rs attended
Seholls Grange In Charge
evening Grand honors were won
Scholls Grange will have charge by Mrs George l-ewellyn High for
of the meeting at the Sherwood .•V e ilin g went to Mrs Julius Chtls-
Grange hull Saturday
teusen and second to George Lew-
ellyn and Phillip Burke took con
Mrs. Goiter Honored
solation.
Mr and Mrs. L. G Burge, Esther
J S Herd went to Longview
Elliott. Lindon l.uird. all of Hills
W O U L D N 'T ,
boro. and Ell Hyneman of Port Thursday to transact business for
ANY
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land were Sunday dinner party the Scholls llerry Grow ers' ussociu-
guests at the S. A Gutter home in atlon Mrs. Herd and Miss Wilma
Herd
accompanied
him
and
they
GAS AND OIL
honor of Mrs. Goiter's birthday
Sunday visitors at the Dick Tay spent Thursday at the K. W Drown
DO? * '
lor home were Mr and Mrs D S home ut Kulanin
Johnson Buys Farm
Rutherford of Hillsboro and Dr
Joe Johnson has purchaser! the
Sorenson of Beaverton.
Herb Snyder was in Salem Mon John Colem an farm .
Mrs Christina Hansen was re
day-
turned from the hospitul last week
Velm a IVohlschlrgel Honored
and is under the cure of a nurse
Mr and Mrs. Carl Wohlscldegel at her home The farm is operated
YOUR
entertained Sunday with a birth by her sons Elmer and Frunk Hun-
day dinner in honor of Velma Wohl-j sen. who live with her.
M OTOR
sehlegel. Among the guests were
Twenty hives of bees were de- I
Miss Shirley Johnen of Corbett. livered to the W W Jaqulth prune ,
I Mr and Mis. L. I. Hulit, Mr and orchurd foi poloniiation last week
T H IN K S O
Mrs Harry Crater and son and They are owned by C. W. Pilklng-
Mrs Clara Wohlschlegel of New ton
LADY !
of
Beaverton.
berg. Mr. and Mrs. E. C. Wohl
F. 1.11 legal<1 and family visited
schlegel and family. George Zeigler
and Vivian and Melbern Zeigler of his parents. Mr and Mrs. P I
Lillegurd, in Portland Sunday
Mountain Top
John Anderson and I1 Gloaser
Mr and Mrs. Francis Rowell
spent from Thursday till Suturday of Reedsport visited the Ernest '
Hansen
home lust week and with I
in Seattle on a business trip.
Charles Burke spent a few days Mrs Hunscn visited the Albert
A. H. BUSCH, Prop
the first of the week at home ind Hintz home at Chehalem Center !
returned t<. St. Martin's springs Sunday
Star Sunday school class w on
for treatment.
Mr and Mrs Mike McCann and
mother, Mrs. J. T. McCann, went
to Amity Sunday to visit the Harry
Frewing home Mrs. Mike McCann
secured a substitute teacher for
her school at Mountain Top Mon
day for an indefinite time and will
assist with the care of her mother,
Mrs Harry Frewing. who is critic
ally ill.
Mr and Mrs. H. L. McCool and
children went to Portland Friday
and Lois and John McCool spent
the week-erd with their aunt. Mrs.
Nellie Vaugh.
Mrs Lucia Binkley of Portland
spent several days with her friend,
Mrs Jennie Farver, at the Earl
Stretcher home. Week-end guests
were L R Scott and daughter.
Miss Betty Scott of Moscow. Idaiiu.
Mr Scott vs attending the florist
convention in Portland this week.
Sunday guests at the Will Ficken
home were Rev and Mrs. F Wes-
tercamp of Sherwood and Mr. and
Mrs Will Koyster.
were hap-
of brush
have gone
Real tools
today.
However, in spite of the g re a t progress made,
there are some tools in service today th a t should
have been put aside long ago. Every one of these
obsolete tools is costing its ow ner m any dollars in
lost time and lost crop yields. If your tool shed
holds any badly out-of-date tools m ake it a point
to go over them this year. Cull out the w asters
and replace them with new, efficient McCormick-
Deering equipment. Disc harrow s, spring-tooth h a r
rows, peg-tooth harrow s, D unham C ulti-Packers, and
rotary hoes are some of the tools we can deliver on
short notice. Please give us a chance to show these
tools to you.
HILLSBORO FEED CO
McCormick-Deering Farm Machinery
Phone 271
1004 Mai
A few hours ago — a
lovely, perfect home. Now
a m ere skeleton o f a
house— ruined by fire. If
it was YOURS, would
your Fire Insurance be
quick to m ake up your
loss?
$6 50 Pleuger Akron
Reel for largest catch
of tro u t by one person.
Judged by size and
weight.
Second Prize—
$4.25 Steel Casting Rod
for next largest catch.
All catches judged at
our store.
Contest closes
Monday, April 15, at noon.
L. WALKER
«font
Every form of protection — Fire, I
automobile, casualty, liability, I
Fidelity, Surety and Life.
1164 3rd S I I
Phone 1732
Next door to Venetian theater
Hillsboro
Open until 9 P. M.
Every Saturday Night
The Royal Soda Works
Distributor
C a l if o r n ia
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