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Or f:0Rl:ST GROVH, ORIiGON.
At the 11..M- i' !'.;!-'.;iH- March o, 1910.
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I red Si. lounburjc Advises Duiry-iiii-ii
In W tit th 'Icitipcnilure
vtvki s Hid mm u nci: in chi ck
Should be Cooled and Then W atch
l)rivcr 1 Cundcnier
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Retribution
Br WJUHA D ALSO'
'.'ojiyrlrht, 1'JIO. by Arrmrlran I'raaa
Aaaociall'in
I'Vl-ll ScllOtllltlirj.', till' .-llCCHsflll
ilairyinaii, sayH that ilairymon
tint littli- aiiri'ciat' the rcsultH
to Ito olttaini'il from roicr!y
ciHiliiij.' milk ami then waU'liiri";
that the hauliT.-i ki-ip thoir
watronH wi-ll covcn-il with can
vas. IK- HajH thf milk shows
tin-host rc.siilt.-t in testing at 00
ami some In-low, amlcvory dairy
man shoulil have a thcrinorni'tcr.
Thou, when the milk is placed
on the stand lie advises putting
cool wet sacks around them.
When the driver arrives note
that he keeps his cans well cov
ered from the sunshine, and
that there is enough ventilation
alcove the cans to allow free air
circulation.
The tahle le!ow, from notes of
tests taken on various dates, will
show lor itself, and to Mr.
Sehoiiihiirir it means To or 80
cents per day.
A drop of milk contains sever
al hundred cells which contain
liutlcr fat. Hxperience shows
that when milk iroes over 1)0 de-
i'1'ces the acidity so increases
that the film of the cell is eaten
i away, exp isinvr the Milter lat.
I which as a matter of chemical
philosophy, tfoe.s to the top of
the can. The tester, w hen the
milk readies the condenser
takes out his test-load, and in
draw in his load out. the Imttcr
fat. which is at the top, slips oil",
and the consii'iicnce is a lower
test, for that which has tfone to
the top, hy reason of acidity and
joltinic and the higher tempera
ture, naturally leaves a lower
average down lower in the can.
Mr. Schomliur"; had his in ilk
tested several days in succession,
and the condenser furnished him
the following statement of test,
which w k's to prove the benefit
of care in cooling and in pro
tecting the load on the way to
the factory:
I leg. Test
(J I a 9
Go 3.8!
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Date
July 11
July 12
Julv 1:5
July I I
Julv 1")
Julv lfi
Hi) hum from rtiililti'cxj it duly killer.
A. 8 l"y In kni kerlc ki-ra li bail k'lv
m Hid Hilly Klri of In iicijunluiaui e
flowent ami Invltwl tlii-m to have W:e
him. They were tint old enough
to ijuurrvl about him. hut Ihey duti-U
on lil ili till tlii? Krone. A. a youth he
n-kiMiihliil a voutii: Ilvron with hi
uitko hluc ijm, tils ni'sUk'te flaxen hair
and routi'J white lliroul. Then eamu
young iiiatihixl. I'.y thl time he
found more 7-iKt In Ids atteiitloun to
fc-Irl.t, though fewer plensiJ biui. Ho
and they were .till young enough to
feel the nweetiiesn of a flirtation, and
oi asl'iiially when the dftiotleiiient
cione lie w an otiii-wj 10 amuii 10 uiiii
e!f that he h:id lee uluk'wl-
lie hud no thought of marriage, a
home, children. He didn't consider
hlniHcIf old i-noiigh for that. When he
reached twenty -Keven he U-gan to liMik
forward to It uh aomethlng that would
naturally come alrout. At thirty-five
he wished tliat It would come about
At forty he begun to fear that It would
never come. Then It occurred to tlm
that be had lretter try to bring It atiout
Hut hy I'.Ih time youns girls had be
Riiti to en .slder him an elderly man.
And. u for those near hU own age, he
had no uhc for them. lie knew that
nu n of forty have on rare occajdomt
married girls half llielr nge and both
husliand and wife been very hapfy In
earn other. Why not he? He re
solvnl to make an effort.
Au effort in love! He had glided
naturally Into ho many affairs of the
heart that to try to get Into one seem
ed repugnant to him. Why had he not
taken udvantagi! of some one uf these
affairs to preclude the trosslblllty of
the lonely old age that was overshad
owing him why? He knew well
enough why. He had always consid
ered the game, not the reality. To
have taken one of the girls he might
havo had would have been to give up
a conquest. At least so he bad regard
ed it at the time.
Having lost his position at borne of
a young man aud consequently not
being thrown In with young girls, he
determined to go elsewhere. It wai
the season of outlug. and be determin
ed to go wife hunting by (he sea. He
had iniiile ninny conquests there. Moon
light shlnimerlug on the dancing waves
had called out that which had moved
many a girl to love him. True, now
there were gray hairs In his mouslacbe,
and his Ilyronle forehead was higher
than It had been, but be thought with
the same surroundings bo might do the
trick an he had often done it liefore.
It was sad to see a young girl pass
him without looking nt him. whereas
1 twenty years agoue nDother of hor age
could uot have refrained from
glame. He became acquainted with
several of them, but somehow there
ly won the (.rand Trii. a prize worth
mm) ICO.OOO. Is Ihe first woman who
ever carried off the rich stakes In the
I'reii' h racing classic. She Is n ureal
lover of horses.
For many years Mrs. Bclva Ixsk
rrd has devoted herself chiefly to the
prn'tie of law and has won a wide
reputation as a lawyer. 8h Is a fa
miliar figure bef ire the supreme court
of the I'nltid .Slates.
Miss Job nf Queenstown, Tasmania.
Is said to le Ihe only woman who has
ever sat wit hiii the bar at a Wesleyan
Methodist conference. When she first
took her seat one minister protested
that the conference was composed
only of ministers and toymen anr' that
they hail uo power to admit the best
lady la the land.
Chauffeur Tips.
When the engine breaks down Iregln
oiMTitious by lighting a clgareue.
Take your tl:ie about It. This im
presses the bystanders with your skill
and coolness.
Lift the bonnet and peer Into engine
for a few minutes, wnislling mean-
w hile. Walk round the ober side and
rem-at
Io the necessiry repairs. Don t for
get to lie on your back in the road be
neath the car. The crowd will expect
It.
Should the crowd grow restive offer
Its most noisy member the opportunity
of taking your place.
If he happens to be In the business
and accepts your offer let him do the
work.
Start ti e engine, watch It for a min
ute aud then replace bonnet
Do not drive away at once. That
would be Inartistic. Maneuver sua
the cluti b until the crowd grows Joy
ous in eieotation of another failure
and then drive off aroartly.-l'bilailei-
phia Inquirer.
59
5U
seemed a gulf letween hlin and theui
There is but one bad showing
on this and that is the July 15
date, when the 59 degree went
but 1 per cent., but this might
have been the result of other
causes extreme heat or worry
to the cows by heat. Much milk
gets to the condenser as high as
ST) degrees in temHraturc-and
this consequently means a big
loss to the producer.
Mr. Schomburg says dairymen
should give this grave attention,
tor the present method is like a
man taking a load of loose grain
to town with a wagon Ikix full of
holes for the cereal to lose itself
in the road.
. in imaraai rrari-ii.l.T
It, - 'M; itw mixer aso save mosey I $ x m up '
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A. I:. At HAD INJURED
A. K. Mead, the well known
grading contractor, and who has
a ranch up near Huxton, received
a serious injury, Friday evening.
while at Heaverton. Mr. Mead
has been doing some mid work
below lVaverton, and after the
teams had been unhitched for
the ilny, Mr. Mead started to
ride one of the horses from the
watering place to camp. The
animal threw him, and Mr. Mead
sustained two broken ribs and
one, or more, was torn from the
backbone. He was brought to
Hillsboro and quartered at the
Tualatin Hotel, where Drs. A. II.
and F. A. Hailey attended his
injuries. Mrs. Mead was 'sum
moned from the home and came
down Saturday. She left for
home, with Mr. Mead, yesterday.
T W. Wyatt & Co. carry the
new and up-to-date IT. & Dunn
ladies' shoes,
John Kasscliaum, of Shady
P.rook, was over to the city
Tuesday, taking out harvest sup
plies. Richard 1-ainlis, of Albany,
where he has a position in a drug
store, was in the city Saturday
and Sunday, guest of Ins moth
er, Mrs. H. II. t'ronise.
Miss Deborah Barrett leaves
August 1 for an extended visit
with her sister, Mrs, Parrish, of
Wilbur, Wash.
T. W. Thomburgh is up in the
Wasco country, taking in the
harvest.
J. A. Zimmerman, of lioseland
Farm, was up to the city yester
day morning.
Ladies' and gents' underwear
at cost. Ladies sleeveless vests,
. , ...... ii 1 or - . .
,. , ,, I,,!,., cems; i- cents aim liocenus.
Outstanding tickets on Jo n- , , . , , (1,.awors 25
nts, i'V) cents and 40 cents.-
CI. HAN WATCH
good time to you
, cimliii niusf. ho inaile use
i o ..v..... I ,. . , coins, ' ceo in iiiiu 'ii
of before August. 1, or pui h. s w ,m & SonSi
price forfeited. Save money b. ( J . ... . .. 1
ordering your pictures now. j
V. II. Luster, of Huxton, was iim,ana
in the city yesterday inornmg.
Mr. Luster states that bis schoo
rliqlrict will build anew schoo
house, and bids will bo opened erihable
August 13.
See our prices ladies' and
gents' shoes. You know- the
lines and know we are selling at
cost and many lines less than
cost.- II. Wehrung it Sons.
for
J. Schmitke, of Mountaindale,
was in town Tuesday, on busi
ness. He owns the Delaney
place and Gum Crock runs
through it, affording a splendid
irrigation prospect. He can ir
rigate (50 acres with but a start
ing expense of less than $50 anil
his place is topographically di
vided by a ridge so that he can
with very little effort divide his
water on slopes, thus making his
laterals a very easy matter. Mr.
Schmitke expects next year to
irrigate the greater part of his
farm, and would have used water
this year - he has used it for his
garden - but for being busy get
ting his place in shape to run 40
or 50 cows. He has just com
pleted a barn-shed 52xtJ0, with a
years to come. I rue economy in ; t,ont ral mow so that his stock
a lime-piece lies in cieanimess.
The delicate parts doing indes-
K Why. man, title's actually tiiiikluiC
st.fii pillows fur a yomiat man's aer
p1aiie "-letriilt I're Tresis.
The OiW.
T Ilia flrat r.y lilr rrlv
Will till a wnmsn's Imarl with wo.
Put man to miff y" cannot ilrlva
Int. I ha axta M. I""' n K.
N.w York Tlnma.
Taking It is a Matt.r of Course.
"Isn't It a shame the way sin, nbuses
those (HHr cbililreii'f"
'Have you ever "n her abusing
them?" s
No."
Have they complained that she
treats tbem badly?" .
"Not thnt I know of.
"How do you know, then, that she
abuses them?"
"She's their stepmother, Isn't alio?"
Chicago Itecord Herald.
An Auto Hint.
I sat In my auto
On. tiny In tlis shnd.
To rt tor .while
When . awpet rustic maid
In a prtiy reil bonnt
Cama avolklnrr my wy
W ith a amlla In her ty ,
1.1 k tha aunahtno of May.
"Ah. I.lttl ttfl Killing' Ilooil.
Ureetliui:" quoth I
A very bol.l knight
To a mal.li'n i any.
"Beg pardon. I'm not."
Hti. shook her small head.
"I'm little red walkln hoot.
Blr," an. sat'l-
Succass Maarazlna.
4.0; that he could not cross. These were
4.2 1 half or less than half his age. Flually
he met one between twenty-five and
thirty who caught bis funcy. There
was this, too, about her that be did
not find in the youuger ones they
surprised bim by acting and talking In
a way that seemed childish to hlin.
They seemed to him to have grown
nearer the nursery limn their proto-
tvH's. Surely the girls he had asso
ciated with when he was under twen
ty-flve were not as frivolous as these
misses. The older girl, ou the contrary
talked and noted like a woman. She
could be a companion to bim.
He made up his mind that If he
could win her he would do so. He
made a few abortive efforts to make
love as he would hnve made It fifteen
or twenty years before. Wbat be
would have said and looked and acted
then now seemed iusipid to him. He
desisted, contenting himself with the
girl's companionship and showing her
little attentions.
One tiling troubled him. Though she
accepted his attentions and listeued to
his chat, she did not seem to be I in
pressed with his superior wisdom. He
felt that, w hile Mie attended to what he
said, she occasionally let It be kuow
that she knew more of the subject he
was talking about than he knew lilin
self. Surely there was nothing near
the nursery here. He wns uncomfort
able at the thought that this young
woman felt him intellectually beneath
her. It was rather that be felt her to
be his superior.
When the season wns drawing to a
close he wished to bring matters to n
focus. This used to be easy eiiough
when bo was a youugster playing a
game. Hut now that be was a middle
aged mini, intending to tell u mature
young woman that ho loved her and
ask her to be his wife, It seemed that
the tunny times he hud done the same
Vhing came up to mock bim.
However, he got it out.
"How times change us!" she said.
"A dozen years ago, when I was six
teen, you, proposed to uie, and you did
It beautifully. Theti I thought you a
god. Now, being older, 1 know you
for a very admirable and pleasant geu
tlemau, 1 thank you for the honor
done me, but I am not uow minded to
marry."
He looked at her with n. dazed ex
pression, vainly trying to, recall her as
she was. Hut about the time of their
former meeting he hud proposed to too
ninny girls to enable hint to distinguish
her from the rest. He arose lu silence
and retired.
He returned disengaged mul is still
a bachelor, His forehead extends to
the hack of his neck, tils teetb are
going, and he Is alone.
DAMES AND DAUGHTERS.
Current Comment.
The day Is not far dlrtant when the
government will hnve to take steis to
regulate airship rates. Atlanta jour
nal.
Congress spouted 15,000,fo words
during the session, and each word cost
something over $J0. Some talk Is not
chap.r-rittshurg Dispatch.
The man who accepts the Invitation
to move oack to tbe farm will not ac
complish anything If be aits on a feace-
post and talks politics. Atlanta Con
stitution.
Virginia has just put Into operation
a new anti-cussiug law, and the dress
makers are working nigbt and day
making gowns hook up In front Bos
ton Globe.
Recent Inventions.
An acetylene beating stove has been
Invented In "England which Is said to
be explosion proof and to be capable of
temperature regulation.
A new safe Is made to revolve with
in a recess In a wall by an electric mo
tor. Its German Inventor's Idea being
to preveut burglars having time enough
to drill any particular spot on Its sur
face.
A New lorker has invented a mon
key wrench provided with a detachable
toothed jaw, .which may be Inserted
and fastened with a loop over tbe bead
for holding pipes or any otber round
objects
Art Maxims.
Th. Appo.l.
'Does your reading arouse your emo
tions?"
"Yes, It does."
"Ah, I thought sot Heading poetry
makes you sad, does It not?"
"N-no. Hut reading a conktiook al
ways makes me hungry." Cleveland
Leader.
A Brae, of Limericks. i
A henpecked old uport of Miaaoula
Declare.! to h! wlf thai ho'J fool her, ;
And ao just for a il.nlno !
Ha departed for lodice, '
Put he finished the nlnlil In tlio cooler ,
There vu a younr man of rvr far
Who was known as a mimical aharK,
And ha won warmest pralae
With that sweetest of lay..
Tra Afraid to Go Home In th park."
Spokane Spokesrruin-itevtavr. 1
Soma Immunitiai.
'It must be irksome," said the vis
itor to tbe penal Institution, "to remain
here and be designated merely by a
number."
"Ves." replied tbe once affluent In
mate, "a number is an annoyance. Hut
you don't have to carry a horn and a
lot of lanterns." Washington Star. i
Pa't Sacrifica.
Give tip your cares for one-half dJ
j.lthoutrh you hat. to do It.
Just be a martyr, by tha way.
In time you will not rue It.
Of course you do not want to g-o.
But Johnny? Don't fursak. hlmt
He want, to sea the circus, ao
Of course you'll hava to take him.
Boston Herald.
Boy Was Kentuckian.
The Sunday school teacher had Just
explained to the Juvenile class that the
first parents were made from dust.
"Now, Edgar," she said to a bright
little fellow, "can you tell me w ho the
first mau was?"
"Henry Clay," was the prompt reply.
Philadelphia Times.
Nature la ever biterfering with art
Emersou.
Tbe Impressions of beautiful things
make art. Veruon I.ee.
Art is not a superfluity but a neces
sity In the life of man. George Moore.
Without religion art. If it Is not In-
siruitieaut, lacks at least tbe highest
significance of which it Is capable. G.
Lowes Dickinson.
Detail lu itself is not condemned by
any art, und the highest art is that in
w hich detail Is most exquisitely elabo
rated. Lafcadio Hearn.
From Outside.
In some great public office I should Ilka
to be a clerk.
I shouldn't have to do much In th. way
of good hard work.
I'd sit behind a window pane
And look sedate and wise and sane.
And when the time for closing came I'd
ciose up with a erx.
Buffalo Express.
Rats In Her Hair.
Mr. Styles See how tnteutiy that cat
Is looking at you. If you had your
hat on I'd think he was wntchlug the
bird.
Mrs. Styles (suddenlyc-Graclous! I
hope to goodness one of my ruts Is not
showing! Youkers Statesman. ,
Animal Oddities.
A whale can remain under water for
an hour and a half.
The swiftest animal is the ostrich.
which cau do a mile a minute.
tvery eight mouths ostriches are
plucked, and each plucking yields
about a pound of feathers.
Tbe turkey's real name was oocoo-
coo, by which it was known to the
Cherokee Indians and so called from
Its call.
Sporting Notes.
The University of Illiuois football
squad has been presented with ovals
with which to practice during the sum
mer vacatiou.
The Federation of American Motor-
cyclers will hold its nunual meet nt
the Point Breeze race track, Philadel
phia. Aug. 12 aud 13.
Tom Longboat and Alfred Shruhb
may run a feature fifteen mile race at
the Scotch Caledonian games at Bos
tou Aug. 7, Neither has tun for sev
eral months.
The Dry Brand.
She was caught In a shower,
But she didn't get wet;
'Twas a shower of rice.
Such as brides often get. '
Chicago News. I
.
Business Conference.
"The junior partner wants to see you
right away," announced the bookkeep
er. "I guess It's the bounce for yours."
"Nix." replied the othVe boy. "He
only wants to find out what new play
ers have been signed." Washington
nerald.
A Fishing Episode.
Some one stole Bill Johnson's minnows,
Left him swearing at his fate.
"I can't bait my hook," he thundered,
"For some thief has hooked my balti"
Detroit Free ITua. ;
Direction.
The Cop (escorting Jaggs home!
Are there any distinguishing marks ou
your house, sir?
Jaggs Sure! Look for the one with
the biggish mortgage plashtered on it.
a-Fuck.
A Variation,
Let's chango the theme of weatluf
In, every melting spot
Airpull ourselves together
And say, "It's freezing hot!"
Atlanta Constitution.
Neighbors Lova Him.
Kulbbs Ensley has a room la his
new houso that's double walled,, pad
ded and entirely sound proof.
Robbei'tloy-What'a It for?
Kulbbs His piano player and his
phonograph. Chicago News.
An Epitaph.
A chronic kicker here doth lie,
Who never lot a chance go by.
And e'en when death stole over him
He kicked the bucket with a vim.
Baltimore American.
.an handle clean straw.
work will soon wear rounu: in my pasture a
themselves to ruin, destroy their, black cow, fresh; about (? years
high finish and perfect lit, when old. Owner please call, pay
running in accumulating dirt and charges, and advertising, prove
rancid oil. It will cost you noth-' property and take same away.
ing to let me examine it.-- C. F. U. L. Graybill, southwest of
Libhy, Jeweler, Hillsboro, Ore. Ueedville, Ore. 20-22
Mrs. Custer, widow of Geueral Cus
ter, will write a history of her hus
band's part In the civil war.
Mrs. Charles G. Ames Is president
of the School Voters' league lu Bogtou.
The object of the league is to study
school conditions.
Mrs. Clara Bancroft Beatley has
beeu elected for her eighteenth consec
utive term as superintendent of tbe
Sunday school of the Church of the
Disciples in Boston.
Mme. N. Q. Cheremetcff, who receut-
Our Language.
"He rendered his part of the pro
gram well," he said to his partner at and that gave the fellow a chance to
Same Thing,
"Did she really say I had made a hog
of myself?"
"Not exactly lu those words, but shu
said you had become very dear to her."
Houston Fust. I
Fidelity to Principle.
"Why did Brown let the man beat
htm up so brutally?' Why didn't bo
yell enough?"
"Well, you see, Brown Is a simplified
speller, and as there are forty-eight
different ways of spelling 'enough ho
had some trouble In picking out the
form that was least objectionable,
the musical.
"uusu! tie uugut overhear: you.
He's a pork packer," she whispered.
Buffalo Express.
blacken his eyes and loosen hut teeth."
-Cleveland Plain. Dealer.
Special Privilege.
Let dogs delight to bark and bite,
'lis their predestined function.
They send "defys," and no one tries
To stop them by injunction.
Washington Star.
The Laiy One.
Too laiy to sow and too lazy to reap:
Too lajiy for till thine-, hut plenty of le!
Too lazy for makln' the grass com. to
hay.
Each day that he lives Is his laileat day.
And If he had wing, to th. regions on
high
He'd Just be too lasy too lasy to fly.
With a harp Jn ht. hand-and regret for
to say It
Up to the Minut..
"Is she till to the minute?"