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I 'll), ami i v i. Ur fi'i'iiira llial ymi a.ai an I y i I ii or jI"f Ilia l itanii if bii ,. .t t ,! .i.ii .lain il llin liltl (nililii-a l S" i ' I'll i. llnlti A Mat. II. ItllO. tl t . lU'r, Aiunimyi ..r l' a .ml. SUMMONS t'tl ! ).,',. t' 4. U :'l if I'M ' ii; I-,, t, I!:. t l"l I I III! Mr t I I,' " mii.p i n! .. , iMIlt I'I ., !;, i; II ii '( . Ii,... . JU .. i l..i ., i -.i , V. ii ' M;. I ir lol HT or TM: i V i.K o(KiiiM Hlt ! A 1 II I MU I'M I ul' Nt V j r it k (ih.h( , ... iiai.fi i , il, a'aifa i.ain.l it Uan Nimi uf lit ,-lalt. Ill - 1 1 ii.l.r ritirrt In at) t a r ami r . ii l. im lilial a nal in ' 1 I .-I anil mi i. l. hi. I hr. I . '.V. I Mil. lt, It .1 urikf " ' 1 ' .i. in ilium if I ti 1 1 tttl iiitiiult I Inn J, i itn Ill, Iliu. llm ilaln ill I"-' -I. an, in bii; July J, lulu, ' i In ! fu In auawfir Tir a ant .mi! ill ill a 1 1 I r In Hi U li'lu I I'lriyil nr III Itrl nillf rit.nv that Itifi itiarrinifii i mi U lii'g kltrfll .,.llll!l an. I : I. I inn ,,,Vr.l an.l Ida n nT'lr.l ha rarn ami I'lialihly ii u i liil.l, Klmer H. had f. ami . iiirli itilmr mllrf aa In llm v iant jni ai r,,iiiialir.' ''i. "ii i ,iii,;i,i i,( iit,, r nf J I. Ki.llll, 1'i.iiiily Ju.lfi ill "I Vi ahlrnl.. all'1 Stair. n( If iiii.i l.l Ili a I lilt ilav nf i Hi ii-kh.ii tlmt III I'iri-iill !i. l'niti. l uf k I, ii li V tailing ia a tarl la al arnt fnitu Hi I!, i .Ui,., ., ni I ii. W . Iliiitiphri'V. Alinriirjta fur riainlitt. AM S-IHATlR'.S NOTICK s ilir. , 'out, , in-1 ll!i.' I'., V :i i, , ia:'r ,. Hiiir. lilllta i; lHr, , ir. K,, , J tin I'ai. Ail,, II .in, i, (KM ' In ii.lijr ifivrn Hint I, llm nil '. Iiiaarn Itrnli .y llm 'unity 1 In. -I'., nf Orffcou, lor aaii 11 " ilulr a.Miuitm A 1 1 1 1 1 1 "t" Kut..,, ,.ii,riw II am k . I ii'i.l liavn itialllirt. aa ainh Ml ''"Villa i'IkHiik Kptallial aanl ' I" "-liy millUml lii prfiH lit llm ' 'i i'i" r vinichnra. In un. at my 1 "i n Uiia, iin,,,ii, t,rn llm U " N. Hiii mil. :n llillaNirn, "i lii'i all ntlia Iroui Una I "a .limit '.n, nun, I U.NK.ST KVKUKsr, II -'ni.irnf llm Kainle nf Aiulrc ''-I :lli. 'nun, Atliinmy fr a, K I'I :i W TIME IIIROUGII IK iil is I AST C) ri.'i;)n Kh: trie MM way i , ff Kottu I tl.,1,,1 LOW HOUND 1 KIP M'hS EXCURSION t' I'I iH I'I. ti' A, il !.i!i ii ..!,: I., u IH.NVKU .'.V YORK : 'do. :!!'! Ill 111' II. ( I : I in i'. : iii.-i- AjTlll I. l;v. YOU CvVNSyWF: MONEY S) "in ri.i-t.r Wintlo wi Wr 'i ll '.i :;i l'OKTI.ANI) n hNT.r.L l " "ii !.!'. !:i ' ,.! Mt h AKI.ANi: i i'. U. . N. Ti.ak' bROS. PIONEER WOOD YARD w I ) Kir. OaK an.! Ash : ;?, i 'Y ii in. 1 1 . .: ::! .in !'ir ami ,1 nil- will !.' f..r hi, ("f I'V 1 1( 111; i . Time- incut 11,1 Mi Ni mi John W. Masters. i'(ini!;si.!i ;i:i'in;r ok Thi: First National Bank Or f:0Rl:ST GROVH, ORIiGON. At the 11..M- i' !'.;!-'.;iH- March o, 1910. Av,,.i i.i.r.u.in:s !.i,.i. aii.t I us. ..nf f i 'i 'i - t -5.""'- ' S nti'l I '' I ' l I' ' - 4". II" 5,HtK 11. nan.,; II. .nil- I ix!'. i. i I I iii:iM,lr.l l'l. Ills "Ml.jS I Mlirr Kril I -"I tl'' .'.a.'...' I miilutimi J.S."'.'h) Cunh .t..l l.i.!iK'- -I..' !'.-"-its l4l..sSt yo )ii'fit. ir-- t'"i:i. .loiiN Ti:ii'I.i:tin, T. V. Sain', H. .1 tiOl-K K. V.. II MM ;. til oKiii: Ml.M Ii. I.KVI S.NUTll. V. II. lii'ii.is. U. In. Nkwi ii.. II. T. I'll XlON. Wo niiprii iati' "'.!! i':ni.n:i''f ami lit't' t im-ril a contin ual. cr o! same. Dri-iKI'IN- Oilii ia! stat.-nifiit .laiiuary ."1, l'.UO, $10S,r:LV.U DKI-oSlTS; Oll'u ial stat. in.'nt Ma.vh LM.. lil. $1 ll..rkSl.K). IniivoM' in De posits I30 per cent. M "aaaaa naiaa ' 'iiiaim w Muim Ml f ilr'lloa "1..K11 a nimn nr lha iar tat aa.a yiwr IM.IK mil ami llaia aail iirtaKa urh ilnua. I'm mi, of-wtaa italrnaa a Huiah cilala art! I'fi.lM wi.ili la una liar it nofwaaaril. rliai . Nal.rCi.aa. $5.00 23ltHrldaaTaal)t3.S0 Sold filllr.fi 1.00 I a.at.l rilliifl 1.00 tun- rniinm .50 Qiitid Kubbaf . MA Plalat 5.00 Bail Millibar - , Plata. I. Oil .50 ST MlTMODl lUtra or hrhlitn work l,ll!h; i loll P rain Mliaan a. ""iluiloi. Vrmt, You inniiiiil .HMr 'i- whiu, tin niKtlar how mu.-li yon im. M,lll IArillltMHl for flfttMMl "'fvr, e Dental Co. Pf iless Dentists ti . , SUMMONS. "ll'it'.i'.l, in ii,,. '""i.'vi.ii,,, '"linanit vs. dliiirliiH JuliiiHiin. ""nl'tlin HlHlndfOri'iruii, vmi, h , ; '""ii"iii, nr nolitluil thnt tlnro Witsi, hl" 1,1 "I" IHriMiit lim.i'l of l'-iu',.'' "' 1 ""iity, OriKiiii,H putiilnii H h 'i- mi iirilur fnrnvtir iIInkoIvIiiii iiii. , , "' "nili'iinoiiy limwmm you mul ''""l.lill i , "'"'I for tlltl t'BI'lHUIll mm i,,, ''lillil. Muiiiln Joliimiin, "'"ni.., 'I'llmrantiiimiH In llm lii.ii,l' r"r ' pnivml for Hiai v.,,',' ,' v'l H'' lifrnhv notllli"! I'1"!.!! ,n "'H'l'r ilniiiiirrr Rimwur or liiln '." '' l;lortliu'.Htli ilny of July, "H'l.'iiHi v will 1) remltirt'il liy .ir,.. , nH pmyml Tor In llin pi'tiilon Tl,,''1 "' Mm t'mirt 1 "i'iiu'Iih N publlNhH ,y oritur of 'Viihi,,; " ''nmIIh, County .Imli-ti or ''"li" l.s I!!,, ",M'I.V. nunlri Hlnl milnrml lull,..,,,; "ill, mul tin, ,ia 0f u,H nrt ''"'"ill il i l"ill""luy. Jlliin ""J". July M, llihl m,n" """ II r HNOW, Atturimy fur I'lnlnlllV. tlm for? 11,0 A,'-rUrt mul Oretfoiiian ral'ar, only $2.25. vuur t.,t:.u. al.ntIM, 'l ,i!ll II "'. .'M'llll fill' it.'.-'IM :lll,l t'ltlll :u Iiial wlinlOHilli' I, III lillllili'l- Will M, 11,1 Villi M l''l 1.1. i u M.I'I'V; If mil. ymir niuitin- l.tu-lt ivi'iy iviun.irii. h . sa vr roa kiodlemens1 profits s, ... li-t l' i" ii-rl-il y.i nwil , ,. Il;.!t W'' f'MVt' yilll ,,, i i t.t I ;i i" u." m 1 Civ itr r to c'lirvboay. Holl nnyon. Hhlit rtiivv)ioii Ku ml I'"' cutalogn. "SAVE THE MIDDT.EMUN'S PBOPITa ran the CHILD KEN." E I red Si. lounburjc Advises Duiry-iiii-ii In W tit th 'Icitipcnilure vtvki s Hid mm u nci: in chi ck Should be Cooled and Then W atch l)rivcr 1 Cundcnier ihe Retribution Br WJUHA D ALSO' '.'ojiyrlrht, 1'JIO. by Arrmrlran I'raaa Aaaociall'in I'Vl-ll ScllOtllltlirj.', till' .-llCCHsflll ilairyinaii, sayH that ilairymon tint littli- aiiri'ciat' the rcsultH to Ito olttaini'il from roicr!y ciHiliiij.' milk ami then waU'liiri"; that the hauliT.-i ki-ip thoir watronH wi-ll covcn-il with can vas. IK- HajH thf milk shows tin-host rc.siilt.-t in testing at 00 ami some In-low, amlcvory dairy man shoulil have a thcrinorni'tcr. Thou, when the milk is placed on the stand lie advises putting cool wet sacks around them. When the driver arrives note that he keeps his cans well cov ered from the sunshine, and that there is enough ventilation alcove the cans to allow free air circulation. The tahle le!ow, from notes of tests taken on various dates, will show lor itself, and to Mr. Sehoiiihiirir it means To or 80 cents per day. A drop of milk contains sever al hundred cells which contain liutlcr fat. Hxperience shows that when milk iroes over 1)0 de- i'1'ces the acidity so increases that the film of the cell is eaten i away, exp isinvr the Milter lat. I which as a matter of chemical philosophy, tfoe.s to the top of the can. The tester, w hen the milk readies the condenser takes out his test-load, and in draw in his load out. the Imttcr fat. which is at the top, slips oil", and the consii'iicnce is a lower test, for that which has tfone to the top, hy reason of acidity and joltinic and the higher tempera ture, naturally leaves a lower average down lower in the can. Mr. Schomliur"; had his in ilk tested several days in succession, and the condenser furnished him the following statement of test, which w k's to prove the benefit of care in cooling and in pro tecting the load on the way to the factory: I leg. Test (J I a 9 Go 3.8! (:! l.o i m 4.2 Date July 11 July 12 Julv 1:5 July I I Julv 1") Julv lfi Hi) hum from rtiililti'cxj it duly killer. A. 8 l"y In kni kerlc ki-ra li bail k'lv m Hid Hilly Klri of In iicijunluiaui e flowent ami Invltwl tlii-m to have W:e him. They were tint old enough to ijuurrvl about him. hut Ihey duti-U on lil ili till tlii? Krone. A. a youth he n-kiMiihliil a voutii: Ilvron with hi uitko hluc ijm, tils ni'sUk'te flaxen hair and routi'J white lliroul. Then eamu young iiiatihixl. I'.y thl time he found more 7-iKt In Ids atteiitloun to fc-Irl.t, though fewer plensiJ biui. Ho and they were .till young enough to feel the nweetiiesn of a flirtation, and oi asl'iiially when the dftiotleiiient cione lie w an otiii-wj 10 amuii 10 uiiii e!f that he h:id lee uluk'wl- lie hud no thought of marriage, a home, children. He didn't consider hlniHcIf old i-noiigh for that. When he reached twenty -Keven he U-gan to liMik forward to It uh aomethlng that would naturally come alrout. At thirty-five he wished tliat It would come about At forty he begun to fear that It would never come. Then It occurred to tlm that be had lretter try to bring It atiout Hut hy I'.Ih time youns girls had be Riiti to en .slder him an elderly man. And. u for those near hU own age, he had no uhc for them. lie knew that nu n of forty have on rare occajdomt married girls half llielr nge and both husliand and wife been very hapfy In earn other. Why not he? He re solvnl to make an effort. Au effort in love! He had glided naturally Into ho many affairs of the heart that to try to get Into one seem ed repugnant to him. Why had he not taken udvantagi! of some one uf these affairs to preclude the trosslblllty of the lonely old age that was overshad owing him why? He knew well enough why. He had always consid ered the game, not the reality. To have taken one of the girls he might havo had would have been to give up a conquest. At least so he bad regard ed it at the time. Having lost his position at borne of a young man aud consequently not being thrown In with young girls, he determined to go elsewhere. It wai the season of outlug. and be determin ed to go wife hunting by (he sea. He had iniiile ninny conquests there. Moon light shlnimerlug on the dancing waves had called out that which had moved many a girl to love him. True, now there were gray hairs In his mouslacbe, and his Ilyronle forehead was higher than It had been, but be thought with the same surroundings bo might do the trick an he had often done it liefore. It was sad to see a young girl pass him without looking nt him. whereas 1 twenty years agoue nDother of hor age could uot have refrained from glame. He became acquainted with several of them, but somehow there ly won the (.rand Trii. a prize worth mm) ICO.OOO. Is Ihe first woman who ever carried off the rich stakes In the I'reii' h racing classic. She Is n ureal lover of horses. For many years Mrs. Bclva Ixsk rrd has devoted herself chiefly to the prn'tie of law and has won a wide reputation as a lawyer. 8h Is a fa miliar figure bef ire the supreme court of the I'nltid .Slates. Miss Job nf Queenstown, Tasmania. Is said to le Ihe only woman who has ever sat wit hiii the bar at a Wesleyan Methodist conference. When she first took her seat one minister protested that the conference was composed only of ministers and toymen anr' that they hail uo power to admit the best lady la the land. Chauffeur Tips. When the engine breaks down Iregln oiMTitious by lighting a clgareue. Take your tl:ie about It. This im presses the bystanders with your skill and coolness. Lift the bonnet and peer Into engine for a few minutes, wnislling mean- w hile. Walk round the ober side and rem-at Io the necessiry repairs. Don t for get to lie on your back in the road be neath the car. The crowd will expect It. Should the crowd grow restive offer Its most noisy member the opportunity of taking your place. If he happens to be In the business and accepts your offer let him do the work. Start ti e engine, watch It for a min ute aud then replace bonnet Do not drive away at once. That would be Inartistic. Maneuver sua the cluti b until the crowd grows Joy ous in eieotation of another failure and then drive off aroartly.-l'bilailei- phia Inquirer. 59 5U seemed a gulf letween hlin and theui There is but one bad showing on this and that is the July 15 date, when the 59 degree went but 1 per cent., but this might have been the result of other causes extreme heat or worry to the cows by heat. Much milk gets to the condenser as high as ST) degrees in temHraturc-and this consequently means a big loss to the producer. Mr. Schomburg says dairymen should give this grave attention, tor the present method is like a man taking a load of loose grain to town with a wagon Ikix full of holes for the cereal to lose itself in the road. . in imaraai rrari-ii.l.T It, - 'M; itw mixer aso save mosey I $ x m up ' gs'l-? 1 H ,. ,., i, v.i ,,, , v.mr Msh. .uei'S. I I I 1 I I B I i'i A .1 tfl '',,,. ii', , . i. v.lil,"i: i.. ':i ilwlii.lesale I n ...i i,i ii., ".iu E! - , a, 'U llil'l I...M !.'" " A. I:. At HAD INJURED A. K. Mead, the well known grading contractor, and who has a ranch up near Huxton, received a serious injury, Friday evening. while at Heaverton. Mr. Mead has been doing some mid work below lVaverton, and after the teams had been unhitched for the ilny, Mr. Mead started to ride one of the horses from the watering place to camp. The animal threw him, and Mr. Mead sustained two broken ribs and one, or more, was torn from the backbone. He was brought to Hillsboro and quartered at the Tualatin Hotel, where Drs. A. II. and F. A. Hailey attended his injuries. Mrs. Mead was 'sum moned from the home and came down Saturday. She left for home, with Mr. Mead, yesterday. T W. Wyatt & Co. carry the new and up-to-date IT. & Dunn ladies' shoes, John Kasscliaum, of Shady P.rook, was over to the city Tuesday, taking out harvest sup plies. Richard 1-ainlis, of Albany, where he has a position in a drug store, was in the city Saturday and Sunday, guest of Ins moth er, Mrs. H. II. t'ronise. Miss Deborah Barrett leaves August 1 for an extended visit with her sister, Mrs, Parrish, of Wilbur, Wash. T. W. Thomburgh is up in the Wasco country, taking in the harvest. J. A. Zimmerman, of lioseland Farm, was up to the city yester day morning. Ladies' and gents' underwear at cost. Ladies sleeveless vests, . , ...... ii 1 or - . . ,. , ,, I,,!,., cems; i- cents aim liocenus. Outstanding tickets on Jo n- , , . , , (1,.awors 25 nts, i'V) cents and 40 cents.- CI. HAN WATCH good time to you , cimliii niusf. ho inaile use i o ..v..... I ,. . , coins, ' ceo in iiiiu 'ii of before August. 1, or pui h. s w ,m & SonSi price forfeited. Save money b. ( J . ... . .. 1 ordering your pictures now. j V. II. Luster, of Huxton, was iim,ana in the city yesterday inornmg. Mr. Luster states that bis schoo rliqlrict will build anew schoo house, and bids will bo opened erihable August 13. See our prices ladies' and gents' shoes. You know- the lines and know we are selling at cost and many lines less than cost.- II. Wehrung it Sons. for J. Schmitke, of Mountaindale, was in town Tuesday, on busi ness. He owns the Delaney place and Gum Crock runs through it, affording a splendid irrigation prospect. He can ir rigate (50 acres with but a start ing expense of less than $50 anil his place is topographically di vided by a ridge so that he can with very little effort divide his water on slopes, thus making his laterals a very easy matter. Mr. Schmitke expects next year to irrigate the greater part of his farm, and would have used water this year - he has used it for his garden - but for being busy get ting his place in shape to run 40 or 50 cows. He has just com pleted a barn-shed 52xtJ0, with a years to come. I rue economy in ; t,ont ral mow so that his stock a lime-piece lies in cieanimess. The delicate parts doing indes- K Why. man, title's actually tiiiikluiC st.fii pillows fur a yomiat man's aer p1aiie "-letriilt I're Tresis. The OiW. T Ilia flrat r.y lilr rrlv Will till a wnmsn's Imarl with wo. Put man to miff y" cannot ilrlva Int. I ha axta M. I""' n K. N.w York Tlnma. Taking It is a Matt.r of Course. "Isn't It a shame the way sin, nbuses those (HHr cbililreii'f" 'Have you ever "n her abusing them?" s No." Have they complained that she treats tbem badly?" . "Not thnt I know of. "How do you know, then, that she abuses them?" "She's their stepmother, Isn't alio?" Chicago Itecord Herald. An Auto Hint. I sat In my auto On. tiny In tlis shnd. To rt tor .while When . awpet rustic maid In a prtiy reil bonnt Cama avolklnrr my wy W ith a amlla In her ty , 1.1 k tha aunahtno of May. "Ah. I.lttl ttfl Killing' Ilooil. Ureetliui:" quoth I A very bol.l knight To a mal.li'n i any. "Beg pardon. I'm not." Hti. shook her small head. "I'm little red walkln hoot. Blr," an. sat'l- Succass Maarazlna. 4.0; that he could not cross. These were 4.2 1 half or less than half his age. Flually he met one between twenty-five and thirty who caught bis funcy. There was this, too, about her that be did not find in the youuger ones they surprised bim by acting and talking In a way that seemed childish to hlin. They seemed to him to have grown nearer the nursery limn their proto- tvH's. Surely the girls he had asso ciated with when he was under twen ty-flve were not as frivolous as these misses. The older girl, ou the contrary talked and noted like a woman. She could be a companion to bim. He made up his mind that If he could win her he would do so. He made a few abortive efforts to make love as he would hnve made It fifteen or twenty years before. Wbat be would have said and looked and acted then now seemed iusipid to him. He desisted, contenting himself with the girl's companionship and showing her little attentions. One tiling troubled him. Though she accepted his attentions and listeued to his chat, she did not seem to be I in pressed with his superior wisdom. He felt that, w hile Mie attended to what he said, she occasionally let It be kuow that she knew more of the subject he was talking about than he knew lilin self. Surely there was nothing near the nursery here. He wns uncomfort able at the thought that this young woman felt him intellectually beneath her. It was rather that be felt her to be his superior. When the season wns drawing to a close he wished to bring matters to n focus. This used to be easy eiiough when bo was a youugster playing a game. Hut now that be was a middle aged mini, intending to tell u mature young woman that ho loved her and ask her to be his wife, It seemed that the tunny times he hud done the same Vhing came up to mock bim. However, he got it out. "How times change us!" she said. "A dozen years ago, when I was six teen, you, proposed to uie, and you did It beautifully. Theti I thought you a god. Now, being older, 1 know you for a very admirable and pleasant geu tlemau, 1 thank you for the honor done me, but I am not uow minded to marry." He looked at her with n. dazed ex pression, vainly trying to, recall her as she was. Hut about the time of their former meeting he hud proposed to too ninny girls to enable hint to distinguish her from the rest. He arose lu silence and retired. He returned disengaged mul is still a bachelor, His forehead extends to the hack of his neck, tils teetb are going, and he Is alone. DAMES AND DAUGHTERS. Current Comment. The day Is not far dlrtant when the government will hnve to take steis to regulate airship rates. Atlanta jour nal. Congress spouted 15,000,fo words during the session, and each word cost something over $J0. Some talk Is not chap.r-rittshurg Dispatch. The man who accepts the Invitation to move oack to tbe farm will not ac complish anything If be aits on a feace- post and talks politics. Atlanta Con stitution. Virginia has just put Into operation a new anti-cussiug law, and the dress makers are working nigbt and day making gowns hook up In front Bos ton Globe. Recent Inventions. An acetylene beating stove has been Invented In "England which Is said to be explosion proof and to be capable of temperature regulation. A new safe Is made to revolve with in a recess In a wall by an electric mo tor. Its German Inventor's Idea being to preveut burglars having time enough to drill any particular spot on Its sur face. A New lorker has invented a mon key wrench provided with a detachable toothed jaw, .which may be Inserted and fastened with a loop over tbe bead for holding pipes or any otber round objects Art Maxims. Th. Appo.l. 'Does your reading arouse your emo tions?" "Yes, It does." "Ah, I thought sot Heading poetry makes you sad, does It not?" "N-no. Hut reading a conktiook al ways makes me hungry." Cleveland Leader. A Brae, of Limericks. i A henpecked old uport of Miaaoula Declare.! to h! wlf thai ho'J fool her, ; And ao just for a il.nlno ! Ha departed for lodice, ' Put he finished the nlnlil In tlio cooler , There vu a younr man of rvr far Who was known as a mimical aharK, And ha won warmest pralae With that sweetest of lay.. Tra Afraid to Go Home In th park." Spokane Spokesrruin-itevtavr. 1 Soma Immunitiai. 'It must be irksome," said the vis itor to tbe penal Institution, "to remain here and be designated merely by a number." "Ves." replied tbe once affluent In mate, "a number is an annoyance. Hut you don't have to carry a horn and a lot of lanterns." Washington Star. i Pa't Sacrifica. Give tip your cares for one-half dJ j.lthoutrh you hat. to do It. Just be a martyr, by tha way. In time you will not rue It. Of course you do not want to g-o. But Johnny? Don't fursak. hlmt He want, to sea the circus, ao Of course you'll hava to take him. Boston Herald. Boy Was Kentuckian. The Sunday school teacher had Just explained to the Juvenile class that the first parents were made from dust. "Now, Edgar," she said to a bright little fellow, "can you tell me w ho the first mau was?" "Henry Clay," was the prompt reply. Philadelphia Times. Nature la ever biterfering with art Emersou. Tbe Impressions of beautiful things make art. Veruon I.ee. Art is not a superfluity but a neces sity In the life of man. George Moore. Without religion art. If it Is not In- siruitieaut, lacks at least tbe highest significance of which it Is capable. G. Lowes Dickinson. Detail lu itself is not condemned by any art, und the highest art is that in w hich detail Is most exquisitely elabo rated. Lafcadio Hearn. From Outside. In some great public office I should Ilka to be a clerk. I shouldn't have to do much In th. way of good hard work. I'd sit behind a window pane And look sedate and wise and sane. And when the time for closing came I'd ciose up with a erx. Buffalo Express. Rats In Her Hair. Mr. Styles See how tnteutiy that cat Is looking at you. If you had your hat on I'd think he was wntchlug the bird. Mrs. Styles (suddenlyc-Graclous! I hope to goodness one of my ruts Is not showing! Youkers Statesman. , Animal Oddities. A whale can remain under water for an hour and a half. The swiftest animal is the ostrich. which cau do a mile a minute. tvery eight mouths ostriches are plucked, and each plucking yields about a pound of feathers. Tbe turkey's real name was oocoo- coo, by which it was known to the Cherokee Indians and so called from Its call. Sporting Notes. The University of Illiuois football squad has been presented with ovals with which to practice during the sum mer vacatiou. The Federation of American Motor- cyclers will hold its nunual meet nt the Point Breeze race track, Philadel phia. Aug. 12 aud 13. Tom Longboat and Alfred Shruhb may run a feature fifteen mile race at the Scotch Caledonian games at Bos tou Aug. 7, Neither has tun for sev eral months. The Dry Brand. She was caught In a shower, But she didn't get wet; 'Twas a shower of rice. Such as brides often get. ' Chicago News. I . Business Conference. "The junior partner wants to see you right away," announced the bookkeep er. "I guess It's the bounce for yours." "Nix." replied the othVe boy. "He only wants to find out what new play ers have been signed." Washington nerald. A Fishing Episode. Some one stole Bill Johnson's minnows, Left him swearing at his fate. "I can't bait my hook," he thundered, "For some thief has hooked my balti" Detroit Free ITua. ; Direction. The Cop (escorting Jaggs home! Are there any distinguishing marks ou your house, sir? Jaggs Sure! Look for the one with the biggish mortgage plashtered on it. a-Fuck. A Variation, Let's chango the theme of weatluf In, every melting spot Airpull ourselves together And say, "It's freezing hot!" Atlanta Constitution. Neighbors Lova Him. Kulbbs Ensley has a room la his new houso that's double walled,, pad ded and entirely sound proof. Robbei'tloy-What'a It for? Kulbbs His piano player and his phonograph. Chicago News. An Epitaph. A chronic kicker here doth lie, Who never lot a chance go by. And e'en when death stole over him He kicked the bucket with a vim. Baltimore American. .an handle clean straw. work will soon wear rounu: in my pasture a themselves to ruin, destroy their, black cow, fresh; about (? years high finish and perfect lit, when old. Owner please call, pay running in accumulating dirt and charges, and advertising, prove rancid oil. It will cost you noth-' property and take same away. ing to let me examine it.-- C. F. U. L. Graybill, southwest of Libhy, Jeweler, Hillsboro, Ore. Ueedville, Ore. 20-22 Mrs. Custer, widow of Geueral Cus ter, will write a history of her hus band's part In the civil war. Mrs. Charles G. Ames Is president of the School Voters' league lu Bogtou. The object of the league is to study school conditions. Mrs. Clara Bancroft Beatley has beeu elected for her eighteenth consec utive term as superintendent of tbe Sunday school of the Church of the Disciples in Boston. Mme. N. Q. Cheremetcff, who receut- Our Language. "He rendered his part of the pro gram well," he said to his partner at and that gave the fellow a chance to Same Thing, "Did she really say I had made a hog of myself?" "Not exactly lu those words, but shu said you had become very dear to her." Houston Fust. I Fidelity to Principle. "Why did Brown let the man beat htm up so brutally?' Why didn't bo yell enough?" "Well, you see, Brown Is a simplified speller, and as there are forty-eight different ways of spelling 'enough ho had some trouble In picking out the form that was least objectionable, the musical. "uusu! tie uugut overhear: you. He's a pork packer," she whispered. Buffalo Express. blacken his eyes and loosen hut teeth." -Cleveland Plain. Dealer. Special Privilege. Let dogs delight to bark and bite, 'lis their predestined function. They send "defys," and no one tries To stop them by injunction. Washington Star. The Laiy One. Too laiy to sow and too lazy to reap: Too lajiy for till thine-, hut plenty of le! Too lazy for makln' the grass com. to hay. Each day that he lives Is his laileat day. And If he had wing, to th. regions on high He'd Just be too lasy too lasy to fly. With a harp Jn ht. hand-and regret for to say It Up to the Minut.. "Is she till to the minute?"