rct
MILLSBORO f 6BRUARY
CHOKJ 0
RDER HOI SI
ii
1 have ojKMH-tl a Slfit Onler l'e .
tittiraut next l"r t tin- Shntc
li.mk ami have tnn:ir'el a emu ju
te M Chef.
Oysters in all styles
When you arc iu the city, p.ivc us a tall.
Wc huy the U'hl the ln.nkct afti'id .. -r
(mkI steaks, ntul an excellent set vice, in
short orders, drop in al sec us.
T1I for Lutlies. Open until
l.OO A. M.
JOS. H. WILLIAMS
LUK COUNCIL
I!
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Surlace Water i'rehlciil
I)jhch"s(.J by 1 .itlierH
is
UHUV nlMn HI I) I ')K Si IllSB'iKt)
Will
tictium It Attrr cm lc Ttkcn
Building
NEW GROCERY
The umlcrsiKiietl has dh:ii d :i
ticw griKcry strc 111 the
Pvthian
Ami solicits a share of your pat
ronac. A sjlciiilil assortment of
Staple and Fancy
Groceries. I y thchcslaml sell
at the closest possible margin.
Jcw Store New Good
Give Me a Trial
E. W. MOORE, 2nd St.
May-r Haihy pr'ided at th city
lull, lu' I'll 11 y ri'L'tit, with ll t-i x
c ut ciinifii i riH- ni hd. hcbul
munch. A M. (,Vli, J Ii. Trul
li'iyi'-,(, 1 1 i 1 1 1 , V V. Ilocuw and
Kola. iUriratupf The ij m'iono'
ilriiiiHkt'1 a t.iWn up, mhI Bur
vyor T H. Wilk reported that he
not y I ready to rt-pi ft tin the
tuv y from h Con,?. Church
Bft ril, to drain that portion ol
tl city, t ut through tlie Djugtty
place, and h 'ii'fC'.wl to mr
vey Iu. i-m for dri'iK(f of North
Iliil-h ro. and see whatoutlet c u'c:
tie made through IIih Ciititii'll farm
to the wutaaid. lie will report a
lm nut mieling. City Auorne)
f. 11. Tiiitui; will draw a new or
In. am e, ra ' ni tie salary f lb
-imndul to ;() rn iri i- eid of
VM. The f t! owifiz damn were
T''erel paM:
V'il Iaisoii, marshal' tl f"io 00
linlriK mlt nl, i iiniiiij; - 10 75
C I r.,n. wotk city it'll ' i 5
I Cotirnrii lu! ttiitrt, txl tri 4 5
1 Council A I'm, tini.n, ilnftn 10 JO
If.raiit I.in!i t. M'rrt wink UO
' Ray tthodrs, etiwt wotk. - V 00
Win Kmiiik, " " i J7
A 1' l.uthrr. utiri t liriitnm; Io tol
John Johatieoti, lrct wo.k 900
! Kdwatd IW-aaun, " " V 00
i", W llutnm. Mil trrnsurrr 14 00 1
Jutiiiwin i'.tm, ltiiiil-r trerU 314 o
I.iyht mi.l l'ocr Co 210 05
1
f - - .- . :,, i '. jj ' .
1 a tui
"Welt. Jobnoy. It wa Uka pulltn
teeth, wasn't It7" aaia in
a alch of relief.
Wisdom teeth." commeniea nun-
Brown.
his
Too Dnp For Hor.
A aroall boy who was picking
.a.. a .. 1 1 MAiirariflruif
war throogn me lamnj """ri"'
' . . .Ka ..ma
came on a puzzier aou iu' "
up to hla imjther.
-Ma. what la the difference
the flacal year and one of these com
mon, ordinary years?
"I nsed to know, but really I have
forgotten. You can't expect me to
keep up on these prizefighting affairs.
Your pa can tell yon what a fiscal year
la when be geta borne."
MAYS Oi CONOVER
To the People of ScholU and vicinityi
We have invoiced our General Merchandise Stock
and ft ml that wc arc carrying a heavier stotk in some
lines then wc need, and as it is one of our Strong
Points iu business to cater to the wants of our cus
fuuicrs, it is necessary to continually chaise sMiic
lines of goods, therefore we have decided to make
A Big Reduction Sale
IN SOMF. LINES
And A Closing Out Sale
in other lines, to make room fur our new,
ami up-todatc spring stock which will
soon be here. We will start this sale
FEblV'ARY 1st by giving a 20 ir
cent discottut on all sh-cs, hats, caps,
ladies' and Rents' furnishiuK goods, flan
nel ovcrshirts, hosiery, etc.
Our shoe stock eoiisists of the famous
Stillson, KcIIork, Capon, Golzcau and
various other brands, while our under
wear line is mainly MunsinK, CtH.pers,
ami the reliable Morris Mills goods, all
of these gotxls are clean goods, no dead
STOCli IN OUR STORE
We wiil also include in this sale alxmt 00 gallons of
A i, harness oil, regular price f Loopr gallon, as long
as it lasts it goes for 75'". less sale discount, 2 percent
H.iicvvn
This sale will continue uutil our aim is acconu
11 :idil other lines
wAitnmis orAv-ui'M
from week to week. Remcmltcr we save you one-nUli
oil regular price on all goods placed cm sale this week.
W,. umkc one m ice to all. We aim to please.
MAYS Ca CONOVER. Scholls. Ore
V. P. M. Soi'iciy.
The young jop'e cinntc'wl witb
iratti t'liiltd Kvangelical Cliurcli
ti a new orKaniiition, bi(hl
wan firtiit-d by lh Branch Preei-
l..nt. Mr Myra Miller hlautl -r,
for the purpote of cludying tuifBion
irv luturn. ine Minn cnooen is u
honor of the tuiH-iouary nurie ol
hmr detif mination in Wiling
China. The Addie Curry Slun
ford Yotinif I'd n'e Mi-ttioury Sjo-
duly. Dr and Mr. Munford paid
vinii to tbiH cttiBrfitalton en
Sanlrrt After Dark
ncj I rr:" .
V It! 1 i'.c : x
ct'rr' tt'r,vi
n t t :c
t!-c Lriiiiar.cy cf this
liapfcr cleclrlc I'gltL
c amount cf tLctric
: (;!amcnt radiat:sfrom
much lip'it as
the oio'inaiy carbon incandescent.
Uco Ti.aislea Lamps in
Yc ui' Home
Couldn't Plaaa Hoc.
"Have you perfectly fresh egeta
blear "Yea, ma'am. These here efretablts
came Just five mlnutea ao and you
never aaw anything fresher."
"These V
"Yes, ma'am, these same."
"Well, you see, 1 run a boarding
house, and 1 always like mine a little
seasoned by time, so I think 1 don't
care for these."
Forca of Habit.
"You have read the autobiography of
the great pugilist r
"Yea; I bad that great pleasure.
"And how was It?'
nh. brilliant, as you might Imagine.
There waa hardly a page In the enure
book In which the English ianguag
did not receive a knockout blow.
si.e stave me carte blanch to
, l thought best for her. to wto o
lse as the market rose or WU
wlifit It fi'U she reproached me.
" wns to te expected from J
woman and as would be the result ttt
the rase of most men. Women aoOT
m..s the pole und tB,t
1 .... m Mltf.
thing OrantliiK nui juu
nl.le f..r a.etitig such a commission.
Tu c.tld only expect that It would tM
head you win. talis you lose."
11,-fi.re he left I secured hla promla
to meet ttw lady In question In mf
studio the next morning. I BoUfied
her to come, and she no sooner aaw
rrmi.r lover there than I. aa an
artist. cnuRht the pe"'ten'- PlUn
itmk on her face for my ne picwr
I marked the first "Hetrihuiion .
the spoond "netribtltion H."
When mv friend Mr. Bortana a
t,b"ttrf'!wroti her nitsr ana ieu n
I lmd tetter paint a third picture wm
him In the foreground and call
Itetriht-tlon III." His wire reus, hp
understand why.
They will cti your light bill in two,
or, ujuL!'j ycuf illumination without
cxlra cort. Try a G.E. 40-watt
lamp tt frst. I-; consunca one-fifth
Uh tk cUlc cur.tr.t and is twice as
biiiliant 5 the 16 candle power
carboa lamp you now use.
Hillsboro Water,
Light & Power Co.
T5
tsatjsas
A SINGLE HUE
nrTniniiTinH
nuniDunu
Humor and
Philosophy
By wye Aft M. SMITH
RECOMPENSE.
VK liave to pay for what wa gvtr
' That'll plain ami tad and true
For If e buy tt at tha atora.
Alt fresh an.1 bright and new.
Or KOt It at the counter free
Wrera lunch to tempt la aet
Th bill in ome old form com
On that It's aafe to bet.
Some thlnics that seem to be a gift.
Clllt (diced and free aa air.
Without a single hitch or strlnf ;
To mar their outline fair.
We find before the deal la throuarh
And settlement cornea rouna
That they have coat ua mora than K
We'd bought them by tha pound.
I-'
. .. . !! I
y nailed I.if thu lo:e gn u-iu anu
dehvernj intetcling aiUiresees
lireat inlercot manileHtrd io
tliirork. The societ? will con
duct its meeting tin third Friday
eVM ing of evary moath
The f tllowinpi pflioera wera elect t'K) long for a tuau's hair and too s
: rWd'tit, Mina Huby (iallo- for a woman's. Hut it must be
.,1
war; Vice Pre , Limy Frank; llc
See, Ethel Hmndow; Cor Hie.
Nellie Frank; Treae., Hirry Liftbl
foil.
For Sale
regintered (uiemHey Hull, pft 3
nlecltio,or write
T. Delano,
li-ave ton. Ore., R ute 1.
STEWART HULS
,
1 M UA bealthy kX :
llj VVYMin-sier.vlikoKool ViyX ;
l XVi,i. ird r.iiwit.. . . . Hioeinu- Hin
ll r r mwwH. llffH 111
OLYEirit; qwyyjp
I it In m u 10 vuuu! F 1
4 7tlianatiHtofyurjii)imy. fik, 1
, -Moincr. :iuarut ytouw,l,j w v
J Infinite curiH eniployedintl.o JUtLCo f
III i.rniim.Hon of ovorv sack. tlioHe" I tm I
from fwtooted Northwestern wlu'tit lfflUjajiQ
every grain is tboroly cleaned aact -ST-ajfift
III BcoiiredbytliobcHtiiioileriimotbods tglltRLtG
III that's Wnv Olympic rcaebea you ho iWLIi - ,
I 1 1 clean, bo pure, bo healthful, ho nut rt- : Kjp
I 11 tioiiH-tbat'a why it makes buc.1i good ; .
VW ',n,88 10 Cftk 1 O Iff
Insist upon Olympic ;JffiflBf
V "lher tent any a SIW
0 PERCY Q. HALL.
(Copyright, 1910. by American Press Asso
ciation The editor of the Kxcclslor Magazine
sat at his desk opening envelopes con
taining contributions. Running over
the sheets of one to discover if it came
within the prescribed length, he (bjitid
betwecu two of tuetu a hair. It was
short
one
or the other, and since the manuscript
was sent lu by a woman be concluded
that it had belonged to the latter. It
ni nnf black or brown or red: It
was golden. And the name of the girl
on whose head It had doubtless grown
was Nathalie Roso Arrow-smith. But
perhaps this was fictitious.
The Excelsior Magazine was pub-
i i n.., .,,,1 Ilshed la tue rnr wesi, wucre uuicu,
years ou. - comparatively scarce, are appre-
i well tt. trked lor dairy purpose I pglbly t wM ,bat w
t llfcenlterg iauon, on caiciu . Mot tQ tag over the golden
hair and Nathalie Rose Arrowsmlth.
He was a young man of Ideal tastes.
17 8 jio was not the owner of the period-
teal, but an employee whose nusmess
It was to select such contributions as
would fit In between certain other
Htaulo matter. lie possessed literary
Mr. Jwe SUwart and Mn norths discrimination, but was awore tnattnw
Huie were united in m rriRe at delicate faculty was not considered lu
v..u '..i,;,. U',.UV, .UiimrvSG flilne his salary. What was expected
i- ll Mr Stewart is an oldtimf of hlu. was to read tlje mauuscrs
ffib.SU .nd .L. brll. I- cm - at came lu to
of N .rth Yakim.V fH' J fce-. patrons, aect-
taienien youi'K iuidi- " ', . hnj
in tiUSIIietd a wanvuu, auu ..
,u ... . ... 1 Pl.uv V . ,
no-imiaHter at that pUtw a tnriv That R R0Oii name for Miss Arrow-
' ..... a l ..:.. .hiUI. I ... ..a 1. - t(l, .,aa .fa it'lfh thrt
' l- ' 4 I . . t t...tt ..l.tnlln t no till! CI tfui Ir
'u. . v. 'man frinndt self Into the young editor's mind. He
dsY8l and the A'J Rgl(lo BCcepUnc, m case ltion.-
leuiiermg 0'"ii'ui" 1
stood a strapping cowboy wbose yel
low hair hung down nnder his som
brero. There were pistols and car
tridges In his belt and ipura big
enough for buzz saws on his heels.
He waa flushed with anger; but, on
By PHILIP ATTERBURY.
tCap-yrifht. 110. by American Preaa Asso
ciation. J
I was at work at my easel one morn
lng when I received a visit from a
lady who was a perfect stranger to
me. 1 arose to receive her and was
about to ask her how 1 could serve
her when she said eagerly:
"Where Is Edward Borluudr
"Edward BorlandT'
"Yea. . Do you know where I can
find hlmr
"1 never heard of the gentleman
"You painted the picture 'Retribu
tlon,' didn't you, oa exhibition at Mar-
tine's V
"I did.'
"From what did yon take my like
ness? I never sat for you.'
"My good lady, will you explain?
"Explain! Why harrow my feelings
kv ...nlnn ma in toll tha ,1 wlroHfttna
tnnr when oii must tnow it already, bis heart throbblugs ana naa
Else how could you have painted that
awful scene?"
"What awful scene ?'
Do ceaso the pretense of Ignorance.
7
And If It la a doe;, a boo.
A ticket to the play.
The coat is there, though It may I
Be seen as plain aa day.
The bill collector may not coma
With his Insultln leer.
But all the same we have to pay
For this same sort or cneer.
No wonder aa we older et
And have (frown gray and wlaa
We look a gift horse In tha mouth
To guard against surprise.
No wonder that we shy and try
When, we are asked to share ,
Tbo fortunes of another man
To find tha comeback there.
Noncommittal.
The patient was tossing restless) ry oa
a bed of pain. The doctor had mad
a thorough examination of tha caaa,
had timed the pulse beats of tna Buf
fer with his watch, bad listened to
I
.
t
r
u.intr tho wlltnr. who waa a delicate
fiinw of Aid fet two Inches and a I suppose u waa ue w vuiu jvu.
hnminwl Mmit. wptpht. ha stood as- My bewuaermeni was increasing
tonlshed for a moment then buret Into ratner man suueiums, ior uu
a fit of nm-ontrollable Uughter. resemblance, though a very faint one.
Re vou the kid as writ that?" he between tne way ceiore me buu a us
asked, holding forth the editor's apolo
getic message.
The editor stood stupefied.
"Waal, waal, I ain't on the blow
about seeln' big wonders, but this is the
blarstedest observation I ever made.
So y' took me for a gaL And the hair
ez got In betweeu the sheets. A gow-
en strand. And y' daubed in some
those that would fit the empty
1
ure In the picture to which she re
ferred. In fact, 1 waa dumfounded. I
did nothing but stare at her. She went
on speaking In her quick, excited way,
her eyes filling with tears:
"It was all my fault. I urged him
to take the money and speculate foi
me. The stocks went down. Ten
days after the loss was reported to me
i. .. . . . . i i . i .
soft soap on me. I sure never see ivy mo u. ---- -
1 I .1 la. haaJ Aiif t hiu nnn
nothrn like tals before," ana muB .u -
"DM you write the stuff?" asked the pocket Indeed, he wrote me that
proprietor ? Nathalie Hose Arrow- there waa a profit The stupid brokers
gmltt called on me for margin during his ab-
-Sartln. I read It to the boys, and sence, at the height of the panic. He
they 'lowed It was fine." . had distinctly told them to look to
What made you choose that namer him and by no means communicate
"Why pard, I was called sudden on with me. But why did you call your
a roundup and lef the stuff with a picture 'Retribution?- At the moment
young feller e jlst come out to the I reproached him he had ordered a
ivt ,h from the east to send to check sent me for $0,000. I received
Ho nut nn the name, it arter ne naa gone.
tin i uia.aaiiuvi " i
lie said he'd give It a nom der plum," A tight was beginniiig to Dreai in
.1. i . nl,.m romarksd the DfO- UDon my Drum, i iiau rv-u
1W 43 1"" ' . . . - - . , .. . .
ntamnhiniuiv where persons nau uiuuieu m-"
(I.HW, v.v, - . it
"Waal, little one, I come up yere io suujevia 0.0.
to see what kind of a galoot too me amies me mai. . " -- 7
for a cat I thort as If there was ary stance. 1 was .u luc -
nsult intended, though . 1 ain't much story. Might I not be of service In re
o gun suddenness, Td jlst bore a hole storing to her a person
In the man as did It. But you ami wrongear me Vkiu. .
big enough target for my guns. Good- sponded with the scene to which she
Dig, e ..... v, j 1 on !ra ronrnni'llln? S
By, Mr. Proprietor: gooacy. mue one r - rrr
And he walked out to the music 01 man wuu mu "" " . ,
I m t.u knut kaiiil iwAivlnp hla
hla aniiM 1 awuu TIU W""i n
D1S Spurs. rrv. -m..n won the
Then the manager turned to hla eai- cnasiist-mtau xu- - ---
im-u mo u."a ir,ol flcniro- the mnn was In Shad-
'Or. . .. 1 . . . rflotlnftliT vlaitllf..
"I reckon," he said, "this ain't no ow auu u "
mnnn calf 1 ke TOUT X' coutJuucu iv ic""- " --
many questions as to the history ol
the case and as to recent sympions
He shook his head gravely aa M
came from the room.
Oli, doctor," said the wife anzJooa
ly, "do you know what la tne matta
with him?"
"Yes," said the doctor firmly. ':
"Oh, what is ltr -: $
"He Is sick."
Just a Fit.
"I wish I knew what to glva add
for a birthday present."
"Something useful, I suppose!" .
"Certainly." jr ?H
"And Inexpensive?" ' -
"Oh, yes."
"You uileht clve him a bath ticket
You can get a ulce one for a quarter."
Hl'.LKN MliADE
tniunit nothluir objectionable. Mean-
n:hila his oneratlve mentality was on
his work, but his Ideal faculties-those
akin to soul-were on "thefair one
with the golden locks." By the time
he had read her manuawlpt he naa con
lured ud a noetic, aesthetic condition
that enabled him to see lu it the high
est degree of literary merit. The lan
guage was "plains" or gulch language,
and the author naa succeeueu in giv
she had Kept a
house. There were
Her mother is Rattlesnake Bill nud-Mexican Tete, aa
.1.1. "i,n,l men as ever fanned a o or
Mil Helen Jta:iette Meade, eldeet
dauuhfer of Mr. and Mr II V.
Meade, died at me-uoru, jauua.j
J8 1910, after a week's illneea witb
enterio iyilrml. She was bom in
n...il..l Ann 11. IS'JD DUB wtit
a briibt young lady and well ad m8 n as corroctl? as If
vanrod in hireiudiMin the Med cowboy's boanllng horn
ford IIib School
4 f lMitir in " ' I twiated
, ll knnnn Kara ac twiaieu
city, ana wiewe't
Miua .Klla Vi y.t .11 father ia a
Queer.
'I thought you said Wllklna la aa
Englishman."
"He Is." - '
"Impossible."
"Why?"
"He saw the point of my Joka la
fiash."
Free Advice.
The man who la wise '
Is on to said guys
Who hand out advice that la free.
He knows that tha lot
Of this tommyrot Jr ,
la stale to the final degree.
For goods that cut toe
Are marked with a price
As on through life's Journey you
And things that ara wort
A Dlaee on the earth
Are not in the free sample i
The man with advtce.
Right once and wrong twice.
Should keep for home uses hla Juok
To use on himseir.
So put on the shelf
His offering of moth eaten bunk.
nn store for a
hotter BO east to some O wieui tvuege
Here's vour salary to
date." .... . -.
a DOWie." xuen mere o
Cactus Kate, not overparticular In her:
. 1... ... hAni aa no Table'
a i i loves, uui ,
net contain"
Tho story was available, but when
the editor contemplated offering the
FIREMEN'S DANCE nianageraent's limit of compensation
' i ' .,;,?-fl,i.H nnt to ideal nature sickened. Yet what could
,'oung people are rjcfceited not . to dQ? Any gugg08tlop t0 pny an ad.
orget the Kiremeli o l'ano' aj tne altlonnl eum it)r 0 uterary gem would
U 'ii 1 ....h... n,l,n..li UUI
son i i f "v'
years bro
l,ir
HillBboro Hall, Monday evening, oll)v mect wlth a 8nftri from his chief
Kebrwary 14.- - Tha qqyft""- and the remark that "we nin t in mis
tine a great dcaror lJ ' auu ww yere mismess io eueiuie uuu u
fort fr the protection of property, for dust- Iir.lfl"
I l..o ia an OntlortUDllV lor Uiow ior mo iuii "3
and here is an opihjuu.j ,, n-riiimr iwr n lotter of bdoIoi
you to beip themto a olWw pittfpi sum for"
bBtternienl 01 " -. duction. j
usinei-B men, also, are rmiuoeviu jf popped t this there need
to tiurohaie.ucsetB uu uo.F " beeu m htm done. All editor
Iha fund: The ladB win (?iv klmlIy lll80rt feather beds under strug-
nulendid Sdrill under the leader Klhlff nuthors before knocking them
: i.! ami direction of C. 8. Park down. it's a feature of the business.
niiur w" i
e f . and a valentine bx will be
Rut the cold strand had stuck In his
feature of the evening entertain- head, and he added some "soft stuff."
mature oi mo o inclosed the proprietor's check for
ment . , Uii nrtn to he tmld and sent the whole
7- . . on.ow .Hh n fliitterlnc heart.
KH Poeand daughtar, o uorne-
"And did he not defend himselfr 1
asked.
"No; he simply stood, and looked at
me in astonishment His figure In your
picture doesn't show his demeanoi
at all."
"He left vou with no explanation?"
"None whatever. Ten minutes after
Ma denarture the postman left his let
ter containing his check for what I
in htm the nroflt Pront, m
deed! The transaction cost him $ 7,500."
I pondered, while she went on Inco
herently In the same manner as be
fore. - Finally I said to her, "If you
will leave me your address 1 will see
If I can do anything for you.
There! I knew all the while you
were acquainted with him and that he
gave you the information which led
to vour nftlntlne that picture. Oh,
please do tell him how sorry T am for
what I did."
"Yes. if I find him."
The ladv departed somewhat coin
forted, but by no tneans confident that
I would succeed in gaining for her
the forgiveness of the man she had
wronged,
now i found Edward Borland Is
matter between me and a man I paid
for doing the work. When I met air.
Borland he supposed the meeting was
casual. 1 pursued the acquaintance
and Invited him to my studio, where 1
had the picture from Martines con
spicuously displayed on an easel. I
watched him as he looked at it. The
woman's face evidently Interested him.
"Where did you get your model for
that figure?" he asked.
This was a beginning. Before he
left my studio I had told him the story
N.turallv tha Kind. of mv visitor and her Illusion. W neu
t ntiA .inhnnv couldn't get through hls WOnder at the singular occurrence
his head some great fact that It was naij giveD. place to thinking on the
necessary for him to know In order to equation between himself and tha
round out his education nneiy uuu uui- ,aay i Baw nis race uarueu. ij. -
pletely and make him a credit to me fected a reconciliation i must use iu
Humor and
Philosophy
9r 9VMCAt ft. SMITH
THE NEW DISPENSATION.
OH, love ta such a tender plantl
Ton handle it with care:
You cannot treat It with a club
And still Its blessings share.
Once patient women had to stand
For all such kina oi sport.
But now they grab a man like that
And hale him into court.
Serenely as tho final act
Of some old fashioned play,
Without r'PPle or )ar'
U gllaea along tha way
Until far hata and lovely gowns
Tha man declines to cough.
And then In few well chosen words
Ha learna where ha geta off.
Before had fawned the suffragette
Upon hla startled gaxa
Man didn't know ha had a snap
In those old fashioned days.
He crooked his finger; that was all
He had to do for years.
And W she ventured to get gay
Perhaps he boxed her ears.
But now a different morn has dawned.
The woman's day is here,
And she must have her little say.
And, oh, she makes It clearl
Once, as perhaps you are aware.
She couldn't speak In church.
But now she lets her master know
Who's ruler of tha perch.
A word to the wis
U not a surprise.
But when it comes in by the skein
Just give him the wink
And say that you think M
We may have a bit of a rain.
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liuB, were in the oily luesuay. uettra a stentorian voice in tho man
C Viohl of Jobe Crossing, was ager'a private room debating some
Tn.Bdav. question wuu uu .o --. - . . mtem Hlg teacher wa8 ntmClRt adroltne8S.
J r irrZriiMfc Z to pl.to. & naU, was very bitter." he said. weB
ww a caller Tuneday afternoon, UnUeAthetoiutQhieffl he ttot h un-er?-tooa-
she supposed I bad lost her money.
naturally." I remarkets.
"I am only a weak woman.
"Then you should like me.1 -. v
"Why?" . . j
"Because I am strong for you."
Monumental.
"I don't like to fish."
, "Don't you?" ... , I
"Not a bit"
"Why?"
"1 always catch such big ones."
"1 should think you would like that"
"No: they are so big that If I wer
to lie about them nobody would believe
me at ail."
Real Head.
"I am looking for the head of th
house," suld the canvasser.
"Here Jane." called the man to Ua
wife. "Muu wants to sea you."
"Me?"
"Yes; he called for the head ot
house."
"Oh, he is looking for the baby."
Everything on Tap.
"Why don't you get out and do aom
tuing for yourself?"
"Me?"
"Yes."
"I haven't any opportunity," .
"Oh, pshaw! Call op a department
store and have them aend yoo oat
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