HtLLSBOKO BOY P1
WHY JONES PAID.
H Prfrd to Buy th Suppr Rath
Than Do Wid'i Brddmg.
THRKE fri.iuls h bad Nvn
lpii.liiiB tho nouirg tbrlr
club apiwtl tliat Ibe wb
did not d itie first tiling bis wife told
bin) oliea be k'"t boiue sboultl pay far
id oystor fcupjuT.
Smith !n tiyii.g to End th matcbea
trod on ibe rat. "That right." aaKl
tbe wife. waWiup tip. "KM tb poor
cat and hare doue with If
"Well" thought Smith. 'Til bar to
do It or pay." So be killed tb family
Iiet.
Brown, in the dark, stumbled afalast
the piano. -Why don't you break U)
piano?" demanded bis wife.
Brown at once broke tbe piano.
When Jones pot bom fce stumbled
on the top step cf tbe staircase.
"Go on," said his wife-"tnmble
downMairs and break your neck."
"Not cne." answered Jones, "lU paj
for tbe sapper firsC-ltlustrated Bit
Tfc Ltgislativs Epidtmio.
"Dis yer lepislatur business hi what
yon rni jht call epkiemlc said Brother
Dickey "goes le rounds an lom.
times sweeps thoo a whole family To
K fits thoo wU 'um. for feoera
tlona an' generations white folka has
been k-jrislatin' here, dar an' erery
wbar. H runs in de blood, an' dey kin
do mo' be'p It than 1 kin he'p beln'
righteous or a 'possum kin be'p feelln'
'slmmons we n dey ripe an' ready for
him."
"Any of them ever make a mtrkr
be was asked.
"Oh. yes. suh. One er 'on got mad
an' tbowed a Ink Ntt!e at somebody,
trot oatside er dat I never did bear
'tell dat any er utn did much cuttln'
op."-At:anta Constitution.
A DiTil Thought.
"Well, airship? may be all right, bat
I don't tieileve I'll ever care as much
for tbem as I do for automobiles."
"Why have you become possessed of
that ldear
"Just think of it When you're out
In an airship there never will be any
tbnk-vou-roa'ams to make the girl
' squeal and grab bold of you for pro
tection. Chicago Record- HenuL
Natural History.
A certain father who U fond of pot-
' ting his boys through natural history
examinations Is often surprised by
tbelr mental agility. He recently
asked tbem to tell him "what animal
Is satisfied with tbe least nourish
ment"
The mothr one of them scooted
confidently. "It eats nothing but
boles." New York Journal
The Advance Guard.
v., He Approve.
Friend Why do yon encourage these
woman suffrage meetings? Surely, you
doot approve of tbem)
Husband-Approve? With all my
heart! I can come borne as late as I
like cow without finding my wife
t home to ask questions. Fllegends
Blatter.
True Loyalty.
. Tou should stand up for the rail
road that Is doing so much to develot
. jour suburb."
"Well," answered Mr. Croaslot.
"come to think of It 1 never get a
eat I stand up for It at least three
hours a day." Washington Star.
Modified Baseball.
. "Do you think baseball will ever get
foothold In EnglandT
"They play it some."
"As strenuously as we do?"
"Well. no. They serve tea between
Innings, I understand." Kansas City
Journal.
Hoard at the South Station.
"Hold on a minute. I want to get
Anybody's for May."
"What do you want a back number j
totV
"Back number nothing! May's my
Wife." Boston Transcript
! rrr: ss.
Statiou Master -Porter-Clerk (to pro
spective passenger who is waiting on
branch line station for a train that Is
much overdue) She'll be gettln' near
now, sir. 'Ere's the engine driver's
little dog a-couiin' down the line.
' Sketch.
Wants Her Hand Too.
"And that young man kissed you on
the lips? Why didn't you offer him
your hand?" said the father.
"Oh, I didn't have to, papa," said the
girl. "He's going to ask you for that"
New York Telegram.
What Did Ho Mean?
V The Major I saved that rose you
cave me lust week. Miss Antluuo. for.
though It Is withered, it still reminds
ine of you.
Miss Ant!que-Sir!-Christlan Work
ind Evangelist.
A Widespread Hope.
I've never crossed the wide blue i
No touring car Is mine,
I have to figure carefully
When I sit down to dine.
But some day my large house shall be
The finest on the block;
I'll be among the leading men
And live In Independence when
I sell my mining stock.
I have to labor, wet or dry,
And skimp and save with care;
I always am compelled to buy
The cheapest things to wear,
But some day I will cease to sigh.
And I will travel far;
' In easy luxury I'll dwell
' And quit my Job when I can sell
My mining stock at par.
E. KUer In Chicago Record-Herald.
Yes We MJI TKe
SELL Njy7 Pittsburgh
Ferfect
Fence
THE FENCE OF FENCES
We are also Agents for thejcelebratcd Plymouth Stan
dard Binder twine, the Adriance Buckeye binder, the
Thomas Crown mowers and rakes, the Racine Satterly
wagons, tne jonn ueere Duggies, piows, etc., me i cicr
Schutler wagons, the Oliver Chilled plows, the DeLeval
septrator, the Sherwin Williams paints and varnishes,
the Gotzian shoes for men, women and children, the
Stillson Kellogg shoes, the Conqueror hat for men,.
Ia addition to U above we carry a first-class ttock of dry
(roods, groceries, etc. We are making a big cat ia Economy jars.
Get oar price before buvinc lwhre.
MAYS & CON OVER. Scholia. Ore.
A WONDERFUL
INVENTION
Invented by A. W. Arnold
An Automatic Damper which controls the
fire in a stove or furnace. Economizes from 25 to
50 per cent of fuel and is a wonderful .convenience.
So very simple and so very effective. Will
never get out of order and will never fail to work.
The Safety and Economy Damper
Company is now fully organized under the
laws of Oregon with a capital stock of $100,000.00,
divided into 100,000 shares at $1.00 each. This
company owns alls of the United States rights
under these valuable patents and the stock of the
company will be worth many times its par value
in a short time for it will pay enormous dividends
in this low capitalization.
We are cooperating with J. M. Kerr, of Port
land, Oregon, in demonstrating this damper and
taking subscriptions for the stock as we consider
it the greatest thing we have ever seen. We have
invested money in the stock and are glad to ask
our friends to invest in it. We are also taking
orders for the dampers for future delivery as we
want to receive one of the first shipments of the
dampers and we hope to see Hillsboro raise a good
portion of the money to fiinance the enterprise.
Come and see a demonstration, do not fail for
it is a little wonder.
Do not fail to buy some of this StocK
while you have a chance to get in on the ground
floor.
CONNELL & COUP ANY Hillsboro, Ore.
Gonnell & Co.
We wish to announce to our CUSTOMERS that
we have secured the exclusive selling agency on
VAN DUZER S EXTRACTS.
These extracts have been analyized by every
State Chemist in the United States and are found
to be absolutely pure, of superior strength and
delicacy of flavor, in order to close out our old
line of extracts we will give one 20c bottle of
Van Duzer's Famous Vanilla free with every
bottle of extract purchased from our old line. Do
not let this opportunity go by to get the best bot
tle of Vanilla Extract in the United States, Abso
lutely Free.
Two Dottles of Extracts for the price of
ONE.
Rooms to Let. Board and
Lodging. When Hungry
call on the
Somo SBtylo
RESTAURANT
for a good square meal.
Main St.
Hillsboro - - - Oregon
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McNUTT
REAL
ESTATE
CO.
: I have city and coun
try property in all sizes,
from 1 acre to 1,000. Ele
gant city property in both
Forest Grove and Corne
lius. Farm lands from
$10 per acre to as good as
you want.
R. W. McNutt, Mgr.
VL?l)T0 P
PRICE
Market
FISH, MEATS AND
CHOICE STEAKS. '
POULTRY.
We pay the highest
market price for Poultry.
Next Door
H ARTRAMPS
Feed Store.
HILLSBORO, ORE.
On Faculty of Illinois I.:iw
School, in I'uivcrMty
SOS OF GKEEN HUE. fiOXtlK
!
Will Ltave Ur lb last About Spum
t-rr
William 0. Hale, ern of Mr.
Mrs. Ore n Hale, well known iri
denUotWwl HilloWo, fjr inny
years, and who reside in lrl
land, although th y ar uow camp
eJ for th warm wwon at their
Springs, a mil fact of town, ha!1
two appointed a member of tie
Faculty ol the University of Iai
noia Lw School, and will leave to
take charge of hie dutiee, about
September 1. Mr. Halei a bright
young attorney, and fir some year
baa ben practicing 1 in Tort
land. He was torn ou the farm a
mile weet of thii city, and gradu
ated from Pacific I'niveri'tty, ciaf
of 1903. and then went Kaet to
Harvard, where he graduated with
honors.
The honor came to Mr. Hale un
sought, and was the remit of tht
TniTereity's inepecti in of the Har
Tard graduation of Mr. H ale's year
While at Pacific Mr. lhle won
the state oratorical context, and at
Harvard he was the leader of hie
classes. Ids parents are very rxucb
pleased over tie advance, and bit
boyhood friends in U.iecitj tender
congratulations.
Advertiactl Lcttrra
Margaret Anderson, Wax R AUn, At
fred AlJiu, JI L Arnoth, W C ttotrn.
Mm Lizzie Howe, Mm Kulh lUrnrs.
Mm J K llrown, Mr Minnie Brtgi. Ger
trude Brron. Chas I Botkcr, Mi lUrl
Barnes. 'Blair Cleveland, Urn Clarke,
(tick ClautltieM, Mt Cor I'avMioti,
Mim Katie Oocring, T M Davit, Mrs
Geo Uavia, Lyle r lelt (). Mr C 0 rro,
Gervai Francois (3), Mr Groen, Otto
Gettis, li N Galea, W K Gritln, Wm A
Gleaaon, Mr J Herztm-kr, Henry Kroui
ror, Mrs SI Miller (J), Mia K Miller,
Mil .el ma Kor, Tom Mnrvun, John
McCalUater, J D McJunl, Chut Owen,
Misa Cora Belle ltice, Minnie M I anlee,
Glenn Rowcll, Miaa Lima KoherUon,
Mim Lena Kobertion J M Stielton
Willamette Conut Co, K C iCirby
11. P. Cornehm, I M.
BENSON BAILEY.
Andrew Benson, a well known rest
dent of Cornelius, and Mrs. Anca
Bailer, of the same city, were unit
ed in marriage al the home of the
bride, September 4, liKW, Rev.
John F. Diescber, Lutheran tnin
inter, officiating.
SPACE
Get your hop gloves at Baird'a
only 75 cents per dozen.
Wm. M. Hughes, who his been
here two years, and who owns 10
acres near tbe Hunteuiano irri
gated ranch, eouthweet of town,
was in Tuesday. He is senouely
hinting of putting in an Irrigation
plant in tbe not distant future, is
he has an ideal place to install
eymetem. Hi eta'es that the
Hantemann plant is doing tbe
work, and that its extra producing
merits mil more than pay for u
self in a year or so.
J. T. Murieofi, who is irrigating
on his ranch below Harris Bridge,
was in Tuesday, and for the bene
St of thoje who contemplate irriga
tion out of the waters of Dairy 0
the Toalatin, says that (he proper
procedure is to write to J. H. Lewis
State Engineer, Salem, Ore., for
blank forma, and get started right
Young folks don't furzit the
dances at ha Jolly bopytrd every
V ednesday and oaturday evening
until after bop picking cloees
Good mut.ic and a one time. Be
one cf OB. Committee.
Marion Odeo, who lived here
12 years ago, was out Saturday
night. Marion looks as though
the world had not used him at all
sorely since he left Hillsboro. lie
was very much surprised 10 note
the growth of tbe city since he de
parted. He is now located in
Portland, at No. 23 West Humboldt
Street. ,
Melville Lleuuellen, who sold cut
south of Laurel a few years ago,
and went to another .section, has
returned and b:ught part of the
Milton Cady place and is preparing
to build a new houEe. After all,
he thinks Washington County iB
good enough.
If you want a house moved, or
carpenter repairing, call on M. C.
Hewitt. First class work. Coun
try work solicited. M. C. Hewitt,
Uillsboro.
J. D. Smith, Warden at the
Washington State Penitentiary,
Walla Walla, Washington, is down
for a visit with his parents at For
est Grove, and came down to spend
tne day witb bis brother, W. 1)
Smith, tbe last of the week.
Taken up: Muley 2 year old
Inifer; black, white above eyfK, and
two white spots on flank. Owner
ple&te call, prove property, and
take same away. John Dennis,
nuiBDoro. 2G 8
Hon. Wallace McCammant, law
yer, orator, savant, and incidental
ly corporation counsel for some of
the big interests, was out from
Portland Tuesday morning.
Eight bars of Rainier Mineral
Soap lor 25 cents, at Greer's. 20 9
mm
Sill
In order to make room for still moro now
fall goods, tho people ol Hillsboro and vicinity
will bo airordod an opportunity of gotting somo
UNDERWKAK UAUQAIN8
Sales Continue From Sept. lO to 25
Here They Are
MEN'S
Mens Summer Ribbed. Rctf 5()f M l7c
Porous Unit " 50c " l7v
lnre Length Drawers 5Q' " 37c
" Summer Union Suit $125 " )tSc
J I.ADIKS"
Uilits LMt Fiimh Wits, Rrji Z5c t Ilk
I5c " 07c
" SilK 75c " 49c
" " 60c M l7c
" Union Suit 50c " 'A7c
$ for $ our motto
between the Urup Stores.
The Nelson Hardware Co.
For Ranges that Excel, and Right Prices
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HI,
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The Lorrtl
line of A No-1
Ran(e In tht
county
Harvest i
ami why not 1
that range
and make your
liitcbcu dcliglit?
Come in and &
tis. Wc will et
plain the super
qualities of our
ran ccs. Listen: J
$1 DOWNJ
$1 per WEEK
w. f. '
The Standard Range, $3Q to $40-for a medium priced range this1
classy piece of kitchen furniture. It can't be beaten. Come in and sec one.
The Superior, $40 to $70, absolutely the finest range in the world fJ
the money. All kinds of durnblo
angmg from 80 to $2 25. Cst iron 5tovc-,. rood bakers, sdline at only 0
N1SLSON IIAUinVAUK CO., Him hiwho, Oif
Perry Ellis end wife, ol Hills
dale, arid who have been at Crystal
Springs, above Gales City, for sev
eral weeks, returned to their horns
plaoe, passing through the city
Monday.
Jacob Itaflety, f Mountatndals,
was In town Tuesday
H. M. Basford, who owns a
ranch below Rood's Bridge, was up
to the city Tuesday.
. rt lau!rtnSrl
auu Dtniariu B
last of tbe week, ooowi.
.,.Uin wm'
bjjduv buuiv vr
need repairing.
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