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WOMEN OF THE Regard Peruna as Their 4 Coughs, Colds, Grip MRS. BELVA A. LOCKWOOD, LATB Mrs. Belva Loclnrood, the eminent only woman who has ever been a candidate for the Presidency of the United States. She is the best known woman in the legal profession she has gathered Peruna Medicine Company, she says: 44 1 have used your Peruna both for myself and my mother, Mrs. Hannah J. Bennett, now in her 88th year, and I find it an invaluable remedy for cold, catarrh, hay fever and kindred diseases; also a good tonic for feeble and old people, or those run down, and with nerves unstrung:." Yours truly. Catarrh may attack any organ of the catarrh of the pelvio organs. There peivio organs to one of catarrh of the have no catarrh of the head, they have take, and is the cause of many cases of sickness and death. "Health and Beauty" tent free to women only, by The Peruna Medicine Co., Clumbus, Ohio. The Ark Not Found. Little might it be thought that the Emerald Ise was suspected of entomb ing any relics of Bible times. But the imagination of some one has been more active and eccentric. Jn County Meath there is a Royal Mound of the Hill of Tara, on which, for 1,000 years the kings of Ireland were crowned. A gentleman named Glover, who has obrionsly developed some strong symp toms of British Israelism, was con vinced that the Ark of the Covenant lay buried beneath the mound, and, consequently, proceeded on a subter- ranean expedition in search of the lost treasure. But, after expensive excava tions, which the landlord permitted and the board of works had no legal power to prevent, and after weeks of fruitless search, the fancied explorer gave np his quest. The Ruling Paaaloa. The clergyman had finished and the organ was pealing forth the. sonorous capture of the Mendelssohn march. "One moment, George," said the ra diant bride, and, facing the audience, she raised her exquisitely bound though somewhat bulky prayer book in her daintily gloved hands and pointed it directly at the brilliant audience. There was a sharp click. "All right, George," said the bride, "come along." And as they marched down the aisle the showed him that the supposed prayer book wasn't a prayer book at all. It was a camera I "It's my own idea, George," she whispered. "Clever, isn't it?" Cleve land Plain Dealer. According to a chemical analysis 15 parts of the flesh of fish have about the tame nutritive value as 12 boneless beef. Darts of ' An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial effects of the well known remedy, Strup or Flos, manufactured by the California Fia Strup Co.; illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxa tive principles of plants known to be medicinally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the system. It is the one perfect strengthening laxa tive, cleansing the system effectually, dispelling; colds, headaches and fevers gently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Its perfect freedom from very objectionable quality and sub stance, and its acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening; or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative. In the process of manufacturing figs arc nsed, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and other aromatio plants, by a method known to the California Fio Syrup Co. only. In order to get its beneficial effect and to avoid imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every package. OUIFbRNIA FIG SYRUP CO. AST FKASrOISCO. CAL. umnvnjL, nr. msw yowl . t. Per sale by U prugjiits. Pries 50c. per battle, mm UNITED STATES Shield Against Catarrh, and Catarrhal Diseases. CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY barrister of Wshington, D. C, is the in America. As the pioneer of her vex fame and fortune. In a letter to The BELVA A. LOCKWOOD. body. Women are especially liable to are one hundred cases of catarrh of the head. Most people think, because they no catarrh at alL. This is a great mis . A Georgia Literary Blowout. From the the Whitsett Courier: The closing exercises of the Literary club were highly successful. Perfect order was preserved without the attendance of the town marshal, wboee children were laid up with measles, from which we sincerely nope tney win recover soon. There was high tumbling by a stranded circus performer, a wrestling match in which nobody was hurt, after which a delightful hot supper was served, consisting of more than we have space to mention. It was said .that the sheriff overate himself and had fits, but the report is false, for we were personally present until daylight, and we positively assert that all went merry as a marriage bell. The Pleaaameat, Moet Powerful and Effective Keverfaiilnf Remedy lor Rheumatism LA OR1PPK and CATAKRH ! If all knew wht ihmnanri know ot iheem-mcTof'ft DROPH"am di- jmt.rt u weii u a Prevnlve of any Ache or I'-tin known lo the hamn tvKly, ther would nut be e tumil la all America without a bottle of "5 Drops! for thai bottle, tie, or large buttle. SWANSox RHEUMATIC CURE CO 160-164 C. Ltks (U Cklcigo, III. Hundreds of Americans are working .Russian lactones. Piso cure for consumption has own a God-send to me. Win. B. McClellau, Ches ter, Honda, Sept. 17, 1835. Bees raised in Texas all parts of the world. are shipped to VITAtiITT low,debllltatedorej:liantrt cure-lby Ir. kllne'a Invigorating Tunic. FKfcfcJI. Trial Hold, containing 2 W'wks' trpa.mrt.t. Ijr. Kllnp Iii.tll.lte, 1 Ann St., Philadelphia. Fonntied 1471. Dayton Ohio, has tory. a union soap fac- Mother! Will find Mr, Wimlna'i B.ll.. m? Syrup the best remedy to use fur tnr Bookbinders in ing. Omaha are organiz- TO CCBK A COLD IN OJt DAT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. 26c. New York jewelers eight-hour day. now enjoy the DUmil CANNOT BB tRBD By local application!, as they cannot reach the dueawd portion of the ear. There la owf one way to cure deafneis, and that la by eonitito tlonal remedies Deafneu ii earned by an In flamed condition ol the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When tbia tube (eta In flamed you have a rumbling nonnd or imper fect hearing, and when It la entirely cloned dealnesa is the result, and unlet the Inflamma tion can be taken out and th in tube reawed to Hi normal condition, hearing willbe destroyed forever; nine caret out ot ten are cauted by catarrh, which it nothing but an inflamed condition of the xnucout inrlacei. We will give One Hundred Dollar! for any cane of Dealnetatcauaed by catarrh) that ean clrculsn, free. nuv irc curea or nan i uattrrn tare. nena toe T. J. CHENEY A COj, Toledo, O. Bold by Dromrlitt. 75c JUU's Family PUli art the beat Philadelphia will add 400 officer! its police force. to Improved Train Equipment. The O. R. & N, and Oregon Short Line have added a buffet, smoking and library car to their Portland-Cliiongo through train, and a dining car service bat been inaugiiarated. The train it equipped with the latest chair cart, day coaches and luxurious firat-olast and ordinary ileepms. Diieot connec tion made at Granger with Union Pa cific and at Oifden witli Bio Grande line, from all points in Oregon, Wash ington and Idaho to all Eastern oitiet. For Information, rates, etc., call of ntiv O. U. & N. agent, or address V H. Hurlburt, General Passenger Agent, Portland. The pumpers in the oil field at Wa bash, Ind., having been granted an ad vance in wages from 950 to $55 per month by the companies, the drillers and tool dressers are now clamoring for $3.50 a day. It is said that com promise will be effected on the of S. -or mm. FLORICULTURE. the CeDiut Burma Deatroue of Prepar lag Retains ef Latt Year's tatlatlc. Owing to the unusual intelligence ol florists as a class, and the fact that the ttatittict of their butintwt which the census office requires, relate almost en tirely to the year 1S99, a plan has been formed for taking an early census of floriculture by mail, on special ached ules, and to tabulate and publish th returns thereof early, while othei branches of the great work of enumera tion are in progress. There are approximately 10,500 flor ists in the United States. The nanivt and addresses of a majority of them have been secured and classfied by the division of agriculture in the census office, and each known proprietor will soon receive a copy of the special schedule devoted to this interest. It will be accompanied by a list (so far as ascertained) ot all the florists in his section, to be by him corrected, added to and returned to the department for nse in making the record complete au reliable This tpecial schedule is not etab orate or complicated. It may be filled out easily and quickly by any florist wno keeps a reasouabiv accurate ruu of his business. It asks for the (1899 acreage devoted to floriculture ami of each crop or variety of plants and flow era; me total area in square leet un cier glass and the area ol each crop ot variety of flower or plant raised there under; the number of persons em ployed and the total wages paid to them; the amount expended for cat loguea, postage, and fertilisers re spectively, and the gross receipts from the sales in each subdivision ot the business. o private individuals will bo per mitted to have access to the schedule! after they have been filled out and re' turned, nor will the names ot persons or bruit giving information be Dub lished in the census report. Figures only will be used and publibhed, and the entire process and record of gatb ering information will be confidential. As the law requires the regular en' unj era tors to obtain certain in forma tion as to tenure, value, etc., duriug their visits in June, the next census ol floriculture, it the florists themselves shall be prompt and conscientious in filling out and returning the special schedules soon to be sent to them, will be the most perfect in history. iney win oe put to no expense, as the necessary stationery, with envel opes properly franked, will be pro vided for their use. Dawaoa to Shagway on a Wheel, The second man from Dawson tc Bennett over tne ice with a wheel hat arrived in Skagway, and is elated ovet the prospects of the bike for nse on the trail, says the Alaskan. He says the automobile is being talked of in Daw son tor nse on tne interior roads, one advantage over horses it is hoped it may have in the land being the elimi nation of feed bills. R. P. McLen nan it the man who brings the news. Mr. McLennan rode a great part of the distance on the wheel, and pre dicts the bike will be a big factor i winter travel on the Yukon. He re omeud8 it to any one wishing to niak a quick trip without freight or much baggage. He was 14 dayt making the trip, but predicts that after the lakes are all frozen and the roads are packed well and the roughness worn off the trip be tween Dawson and Bennett should be made without any great effort in from five to six days. "The first 100 miles out from Daw son," says Mr. McLennan, "wat good traveling. Then on either tide ot Sel kirk for 20 milet the road was very rough. This side or that the road was very good, save for 10 miles ol the Do minion cut-off. The Canadian Devel opment Company Is cutting down with axes and mattocks the 10 miles of rough road along the river this tide of Selkirk, and Dumbolton is cutting down the other side, thus making the stretch on both sides suitable for dou ble teams. Sledding is good from Car ibou through to Dawson, and the ma in all places, except those mentione as rough, is as a rule packed hard am. smooth as a pavement. All freight on scowt blockaded near Thistle and Stewart is being moved to Dawson by sled, also some from Five Fingera. The Klondike will be a greater producer next season than ever, as much dear work done in primary development last season will count next. Steam thawers will help, and Sulphur, Gold Run and Dominion promise to rank among the star creeks." Pacific Coast Cbat. Lake county, Oregon, pays $4.25 a week each for the keep of itt paupers. The Lake county court last week put itt O. K. on 721 bounty scalps one cougar, 47 wildcats and 673 coyotes. In 1898 Whatcom postoffice receipts were $10,355.43, and in 1899, $12,- 732.10. The quarterly report of Pierce county showt receipts of $336,000. of which $100,000 goes to Tacoma at iti share of the taxes. There is talk of putting in two new salmon canneries at Blaine. One of the plants, if built, will be operated hy Oregon men. A San Francisco firm advertises in some Eastern Oregon papert for "60.- 000 rabbit and hare-skint durinii the winter months." The Wallowa Newt thinks that 'when wool can be produced profitably at 8 cents a pound, "sheepmen are 'doing fairly well at 16 cents." A Steilacoom farmer last week picked raspberries from bushes growing on hit farm. The berries ripened per fectly and tasted at well at any gath ered in the summer. w Several country newspapert have had occasion to notify delinquent subscrib ers that the office woodpile it getting low, even if the winter it mild. A (roood-sized herring run wat on last week, and the Pacific American Fish Company put np 15 barrels for the Eastern markets. The state board will soon meet to consider plans for repairing and en larging the building for defective youth at Vancouver. The present structure it too small to accommodate the pnpilt, and many children have refuted admission. SPECULATION WAS SLACK. rayaieau Through, Uarlng-Mauael Lee IhaM a Tear Ago. R. 0. Dun & Co.'t wceklv review of twde says: " netner tne new rear will turpaxa or keep pace with the old it the que tion which gives special interest to every week's returns. Comparing now with business by fur the largest and mom prosperous ever known a year ago, more than 40 per cent larger than in Jnuuary, 18US, which, in its turu had shown heavier business than in any preoediug vear, it cannot be ex pected that such a gain will be repeat ed. But the decrease of 9.8 per ceut In payments through the cleaiing-houses U wholly due to great speculative ac tivity at New York last year, with sales of 13,031,83 . share against 6,5 1 S.9.0 to the same date this year, for paymeuts outside this city have beeu 4.3 per cent greater than a jear ago, and greater thau in the same part ot any other month. ThU week cue contract of 10,000 Urns for a Western road, aud two for bridges requiring 11,000 tons, are the otilv big trauMctions reported iu iron product Perhaps the most important indt trial event is the marketing of wool. goods at prices averaging 18.4 per ceut higher than lust year, many makes be' iu; promptly told up ami withdrawn, wiuie others sell to well as to give gtvat encouragement. lUisinoi tn cotton goods bepiua to increase, though iu staples it is still moderate. The market for breadstuff it not ac tive nor have chanties in prices of ele vator h t been of any consequence but the active May option shows i sharp decline. Atlantic exports con tiune far below former vears; in three weeks, 6,01)3,325 bushels against 13 221.082 last year. 1 allures for the week have been 243 iu the United States, against 348 last year, aud 40 in Canada, against 3 last year. pacific" coast trade. Keattla Markete. Onions, new, $l.50t 1.75 per sack. Lettuce, hothouse, $1.25 Potatoes, new, $ltiit20. Beets, per sack, 75(!85o. Turnips, per sack, BOc. Carrots, per sack, 50c. Partmipe, per sack, 75 (S 85c. Cauliflower, 75o(ij$l per doxen. Cabbage, native and California, 75c $1.00 per 100 pouuds. Apples, $1.35(4 1.60 per box. Peaw, $1.00!.95 per box. lrunee, 60o per box. Butter Creamery, 33o per pound; dairy, 17 33c; ranch, 84o per pound. Eggs 20(321c. Cheese Native, 16o. Poultry 13 14c; dressed, 14(3 15o. Hay Pnget Sound timothy, $13.00; choice F.nstern Washington timothy. $18.00(319.00 Corn Whole, $23.00; cracked, $33; feed meal, $33. Barley Boiled or ground, per ton, $21; whole, $33. Flouir Patent, per barrel, $3.85; blended straights, $3.00; California, $3.25; buckwheat flour, $6.00; gra ham, per barrel, $3.80; whole wheat fionr, $3.00; rye flour, $3.80(34.00. Milbtnffs Bran, per ton, $14.00; shorts, per ton, $16.00. ree.1 Chopped teed, $19.50 per ton, middlings, per ton, $20; oil cake meal, per ton, $30.00. Fresh Meats Choice dressed beet steers, 7 (3 8c; cows, prime, 7c; pork, 7c; trimmed, 8 So; veal, 8 H (n 10c. Hams Large, 13c; small, 18); breakfast bacon, la.Sic; dry salt sides, 8c. Portland Market. Wheat Walla Walla. 60(3 51c; Valley, 60c; Bluestem, 63o per bushel. Flour Bent grades, $3.90; graham. $3.25; superfine, $3.15 per barrel. Oate Choice w hite, 85 36c; choice gray, 84o per bushel. Barley Feed barley, $15(316.00; brewing, $18.00(318.60 per ton. Milbtuffs Bran, $17 per ton; mid dlings, $32; shorts, $18; chop, $16 per ton. Hay Timothy, $9.50(311: clover. $78; Oregon wild hay, $0(37 per ton. Butter Fancy creamery, 60 (3 65c; seconds, 42j45c; dairy, 3037c; store, 22K27Ko. Eggs 17 (3 176o per doien. Cheese Oregon full cream, Uc; Young America, 14c; new cheese 100 per pound. Poultry Chickens, mixed, $2.60(3 4.00 per dozen; hens, $4.50; springs, $2.50(33.50; geese, $7.008.60 forold; $4.60(36.60; ducks, $6.00(39.00 per dozen; turkeys, live, 16(3 17o per pound. ,. . Potatoes 55 80c per sack; tweets. 22c pftr pound. Vegetables Beets, $1; turnips, 90o; per sack; garlic, 7o per pound; cab bage, lc per pound; parsnips, $1; onions, $1.15(31.50; carrots, $1. Hops 7 (3 10c; 1898 crop, 6(36o. Wool Valley, 12J 18o per pound; Eastern Oregon, 8014c; mohair, 27(3 80o per pound. Mutton Gross, best sheep, wethers and ewes, 8Ko; dressed mutton, 6 10 per pound; lambs, 74c per pound. Hogs Gross, choice heavy, $5.00; light and feeders, $4.50; dressed, $5.60(36.00 per 100 pounds. Ueef Gross, top steers, $3.60)84.00; cows, $3(83.60; dressed beef, 6i 740 per pound. Veal Large, 64(374c; small. 8(3 8)o per pound. San Francisco Market. Wool Spring Nevada, 1215oper pound; Eastern Oregon, 12 (3 16c; Val ley, 20 22c; Northern, 10(3 12o. Hops 1899 crop, ll312o per pound. Butter Fancy creamery 2Bc;' do seconds, 28 (3 24c; fancy dairy. 21 d 22c; do seconds, 18 20c per pound. l'-ggs Store, 18(3 20cj fancy ranch, 22Kc Millstuffs Middlings, $17.00 20.00; bran. $18(314.00. Hay Wheat $6. 50 (3 9 ,60; wheat and oat $6.50(39.00; best barley $5.00(3 7.00; alfalfa, $6.00(37.50 per ton; straw, 8045o per bale. 1'otatoes Early Rose, 85 90; Ore gon Burbanks, 85c (3 12.0; river Bur- banks, 60 (3 85c; Salinas Burbanks. $1.00(31.25 per sack. Citrus Fruit Oranees. Valencia. $2.75(33.25; Mexican limes, $4.00(3 5.00; California lemons 75c$1.60; do choice $M6 2.00 per box. Tropical Fruits Bananas, $1.60(3 2,60 per bunch; pineapples, nom inal; Fenian dates, 6(3fo per ponna. ! te the I.att. "Yon hare only an hour longer to live," said the physician, solemnly, to the wealthy miser on hit deathbed. "It there anything you wish attended to before you pats away!" "Yea," answered the stricken man in fatnt, yet eager tones. "I am glad yon tpoke ot it. Send for the barber at once and have htm shave me before 1 die. I only have to pay htm 60 cents for coming iu to shave me now, and the regular price is one $1 for shaving a dead man. Might as well save that halt-dollar while I'm about it." New York World. The Craving fur ttliunlante lis! lately attracted a great ileal of atten. lion. The uw of them aveina t be in creating. Thin elrarlv shoe. an ethaunied roudlltou of the nervea and blo.nl, which may be remedied tuilv bv tlrensiheuiiiK the tttimacli. lloateiter'i MomeiTi Uittera ill du tint for you. It cnri't U))ieiia, cotiiupallott and iiervouane."!, Paralytii ot the mouth resulting from the chewing gum habit, hat caused a school girt iu Wabash, lud., to reuouuee this practice. roltuwed the Crowd. The iuuoceut, uninvited guest doet not always escape so easily as the In dianupulit mau named by the Sentinel. This man, being in Loudon on a bright afternoon, saw many welUlrvw, peo ple going through the iron gates opx site his boardiug-miuert. Accordingly he "dressed up" and Joined the proces sion. He fouud himself Inside a park, and sat on the seats aud enjoyed the music. A young lady came aud gave him a rup of tea and he had a good time generally. The next day at the table some one asked what was going on serosa the wav the day before. 'Mr. Humphrey Ward gave a lame garden party," said the laudlady. Lima, Peru, is without umbrellas. 3 He ought to keep clean inside; that means sweet breath, quick brain, swift moving feet. You can't feel well and act well with your bowels clogged, sending poison all through your system. Clean them out gently but thoroughly and keep them clean with CASCARETS Candy Cathartic, and you will find that all bowel ills and the nasty symptoms that go with them are quickly and pamanently 10c. 25c. 50c. Te any nctdy mortal, who can't afford to Built on the Square. A Splendid Line for You, MR. DEALER. Portland, Oregon, Delivery, Quick Delivery Guaranteed. Ai CLEVELAND CHAINLESS CLEVELAND CHAIN ROADSTER 50 CLEVELAND CHAIN ROADSTER .Racer, 21 IU) 50 CLEVELAND CHAIN 40 STORMER CHAIN 35 PENNANT SPECIAL CHAIN 30 CCLIVELUKOS Boyi andGuVBicyclea. LarRwt Jobber of Bicycle Sundrlet In the Northweit. Write for Ca'alogue and Ducounli. Agenli wanted in all town throughout Oregon, Waihington, Idaho and Montana. AWERICAW BICYCLE CO. PORTLAND BRINK, Popi Sain Dep., 131-134 Sixth St. Malaria Glnce 1803, immediate lasting Ten Week for 10 Cent. That hl( family paper, The llliiilrulcil Weekly nf nonva.r, (.:olu (fi.u.idiiil mi) will b aunt HI wrnkn on mm ror 1.10; clum or (I, Wlo; 12 ftir l. Hpnilal of fir aulely lo InlriHlui-e It. I Mm liilnliit npwn mid llliiHiimlona orneenerr. true aiorlea nrioveunil h.I veiiliire, A Milrina an above nod memloii Um pupuri a.a.npn taken. RELICS WANTED Caih paid forSione Arrowi.Speeri, PlpeH.Aii'NiCtv. W rite and nen.l ...it P. Hamilton, Two HI vera, Win. met to H vViak and Worn-Out People Can ciire health and atrength can do ll quickly by lining Moore's Revealed Remedy It contain, no rtnne.'ro. il drun It hat a pleaai.it tatte, 1 a bottle at arugtlaM. PAH P C D Is Curable UAHULII Without the Use rf Knife. addrtu DR. NKWKIKK, Mountain Home, Ida. 3 IMDfAH SALT LAKE. CITY. An Important raetor la TrantesaU- aenlal Travel. No one crossing the contlueut can afford to out Salt Lake City from hit routs). The attraction! of the place, includlug the Mormon Temple, Taber nacle aud Churoh institutions, the Great Salt Lake deader and denser thau the Dead Sea la the Holy Land the picturesque environment ami the warm tulohur aud hot snrluga, are greater to the square yard than auy lo cality on the American continent. The Kio (.iramle Western Hallway, couuecting on the East with the Den ver k Ulo lirande and Colorado Mid- I lauu itauwayi aim on ma "est wun ! the Southern Paeltlo (Central Koute) and Oregon Short Line, it the ouly transcoutltietual line panting directly through Salt Ijtke City. The route through Salt Lake City via the Kio Grande Western Hallway Is fatuous all the year rouud. On account ot the equable climate ol Utah aud Colorado it Is Just as popular iu w tutor as in summer. Send 2c to J, D, Mauailnld, 253 Washington St., Portland, or Geo. W, HeluU, Acting General Passenger Agent, Salt Ike City, for a copy ot "Salt Lake City the City of the Saiuta." Wh.re He'd Uo. "Aren't you afraid the law will take us in haud (or gambling?" said the timid man who had Just been rsuad ed into making an election bet. "Never miud," answered the confi dent politician. "Even it it does, you're all rtlit. They wouldn't sent! you to jail (or making that hvt. They'd aeud you to the lusauo asylum." Waahiugtou Star. The estimated value ot manufactured products lu the South la placed al $l, 600,000.000. NEAT CURED BY CANDY CATHARTIC buy, wt will null t box frsaP AddrtM Sttrtlaf and Replacements on Guarantee. A LINE HARD TO BEAT. (Bevel Gear) $75 a. (ClCVfUNO'l ? TRY The Ideal French Tonic FOR BODY AND BRAIN Endonted by Medical Faculty " ' efficacious agreeable PORTLAND DIRECTORY. Penne ami H ire M'liika. I'OIITI.ANI) WlltK A, 1HON WOIIK8! WIKK and Iron feuum-; ollloe rallh.K, em, 8,14 Aider. lanliliierr ami tnppl!.,. CA WHTON A 00, t KNfllN'HS, HOII.KHH, MA cliirjery.iupiille,, ,.jo UntBt., J-ortland.Or, JOUN P0'I'I$. PpTi,AD, Ormoii, f. I J you thf ,)0",t t""-t!l In genera Machinery engine,, bollnrt.tankii, pump, plowt, bnlu mid wiiKlmlilt. Tlie lew S inalled L i,nU,M him, It , iflRTER'SlNK llua tlieoiKlnmemt'iitof Hie u. H. Uovcviintent and all Leading UuUroaila, I "77f PraJent Mn Srttrth His House in OrJtr." Your humtn Itntmtnt t Soul J b gtvtn rwn more artful ttitntton thn iht Pmim yw Vw tn. Stl it to ordrr bp therautfhly rtno(ing ywr luholt tysftm through blood mjuk pun by Ukliy Ikxuft SfsprftU- Thtn ntry ftn 27 tct promptly And nguUrly, 3 foodS SalUiaM a ..j i - . -- - Tkejr Were Nut C'apone. "Waiter, I asked for a roast chicken, but I did not wish out with legs as lurga as a toaspmrnt" "Yai, sah, all know, sail, but (test vera chickens It roasted lu a tpnulai way, sah. Yo' sua, they're hatched It out) of dese yere liiku-lmtlora , Whet they grow a little, tali, they 're shifted to one end of the instrument 'it' baked. So when wn have a great many ulidnln we hat to take 'em earlier, aud they doetu't gel to much chance ter grow, sah. That was the case with yonslia, aah." "Walter, it is with great solemnity that 1 affirm that you hapisxi to be the greats! prvvarlcttor I have ever met. Brlug me a half'doteti mora of thoe chickens that go to roast early. See!" Philadelphia Call. No Longer a ttantiltor. lie IXitl't vou think that girl over there is lieanllfiilT She (coldly critical) Oh, I duu'l know. Who is h? He Mrs. Nulnr, Just been mai ded. She Yes. I think she Is quite beautiful. Detroit Prwi Press. Wl II You can always smell a "dead one," He has a costive-looking face. His breath knocks you down. He drags his feet Listeners to his talk turn their heads the other way. His breath poisons God's pure air. ALL DRUGGISTS RtmuJy Compsny, Chlujo or Nw York. it MACHINERY, ail kinds ...TATUM A BOWCN... tl It It ri.ll tlreet ORIlaaO OR, (row paring eropa booauae they're fruh and alwaya the beet, For ale everywhere. Hehiae eutxtltatet. Bllclt to Perrjr'e Seed, and proaper. 1900 Heed Annual fro. Write for It, 0. M. FMHy a CO., Detroit, Mica. CURE FOR PILES l.rui.i.i'uimiUtiir.aniluii.aiioS.ng, ITOll Till, I'll.. lift, urtiiifii'u ituiLliir n.l .. !, mrm, e.n u lllleil, Hlemliiii ot Protrudliie in. il. hi,,. .,i i;L.Tr.:: vrr..T.: L"m.""F ' . f. 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