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State Chemist, California:
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STEVENSON'S MODESTY.
Tha Novelist's Opinion of Himself as Six
pressed In Hi Latters.
There ia one passage iu Lonis Steven
aon'a correspondence which it would
have been a thousand pities to miss. So
mcoh nonsense has been written about
Stevenson's work, he was made the vic
tim while he lived of such an extrava
gant system of puffing, that those who
did not know him were almost inevita
bly forced to associate him with his
flatterers and to believe that he must
see himself with their eyes. It is clear
that he did not His most exacting
critic can hardly have jndged him more
sternly than he jndged himself.
"For the nonce my skill deserts me,
inch as it is, or was. It was a very lit
tle dose of inspiration, and a pretty lit
tle trick of style, long lost, improved
by the most heroic industry. So far I
have managed to please the journalists.
But I am a fictitious article, and have
long known it I am read by journal
ists, by my fellow novelists, and by
boys. With these, incipit et explicit my
vogue. Good thing anyway, for it seems
to have sold the edition. I do not
think it is possible to have fewer illu
sions than I I sometimes wish I had
more. They are amusing. But I cannot
take myself seriously as an artist The
limitations are so obvious. "
It ia not often one finds a popular au
thor writing in such a strain an au
thor, too, whom there seemed a general
conspiracy among the reviewers to spoil.
What a contrast it is to the following
extract from the touching epilogue add
ed to these letters by his editor and
friend:
"The fragment on which he wrought
during the last month of his life gives
to my mind, as it did to bis own, for
the first time the full measure of his
powers, and if in the literature of ro
mance there is to be found work more
masterly, of more piercing human in
sight or more concentrated imaginative
vision and beauty, I do not know it "
Macmillan's Magazine.
A CLEVER SCHEME.
But tha Bom Had Been Too Long In Busi
ness to Bo Tooled.
One day in a Sixth avenue chophouse
a well dressed young man sitting at a
table not far from me finished his lunch
and asked for his check, bnt as it was
brought to him he suddenly rose up and
hurried to the cashier's desk, which was
near the door, and said :
"Sir, I have dropped (50 out of my
pocket in this place I Let no one go out
until I make a search !"
"Where's yonr check?" he was asked.
"Here it is. I had two twenties and
a (10 bill"
"Will yon pay this check of (1.50?"
"I can't till I find my roll"
"Thomas, call in an officer!"
"But what for?" asked the victim.
"To arrest you if you don't pay I
That's an old game too ancient to
work liBTo
"But I have dropped (501"
"Guff I Will you pay?"
"I'll pay if I can find my money. I
know I had it when I came in here. "
"Call the copper, Tom !"
Two minutes later an officer bustled
in to see what was wanted. The cashier
was telling him that he had a deadbeat
to be cared for when a woman rose up
to leave, and the young man's (50 was
found on the floor, where it had been
covered by her skirts.
"Didn't I tell you so!" he exclaimed
as he returned to the cashier to pay the
check. "Mice sort of man, you are 1 I'll
sue yon for damages before I'm through
with this I"
The cashier looked tired, but made
no reply. When the indignant young
man had departed, I said :
"Then he wasn't a beat, after all?"
"The slickest kind, " he replied.
"But he lost his money, and it was
found."
"Don't yon believe it I The woman
was his pal and gave it up only when
she saw that he would be arrested.
Tour Uncle Hiram has been night here
for 2S years and knows the ropes I"
New York Cor. Detroit Free Press.
Then Was Cause.
"Have you fastened the windows,
dear?" she asked as they were about to
retire for the night
"No; what's the use? I gave yon the
last dollar I had to buy that hat, and
we need not fear burglars."
"Bnt they might sit down on my hat,
you know." Detroit Free reess.
Am U.S.J(Mmat of MkUom
Prof. w. H. reeke, who
maices a specialty ot
Epilepsy, has without
doubt treated and cur
ed more cases than any
living Physician; his
success is astonishing.
We have heard of cases
oi so years' standing
arcra tint.
tie of bis absolute cure, free to any sufferers
who may send their P. O. and Express address.
We advise any one wishing a cure to address
rof W. & nta, r. .. Cedar St.. lew Tar
WHO CARRIES THE LARGEST
Line ol Cutlery, Sporting Goods,
Barber supplies and Bazaar Goods? Why, doa t
you know
7 THI WILL FINCK COMPANY T
They will supply you with anything yon want
at lowest market prices. Send lorOeneral Cata
log or Catalogue oi Sporting Goods or Barber
Supplies. 820 Market Street, San Francis, CaL
FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK or
"just Don't Feel Well,"
K&LIVER PILLS
ere the One Thins to use.
OnlyOne for a Dose,
eld bjr Dranlsts at 26o. a box
Sanples nailed free. Address
Or. Bounks Mid. Co. Phiia. Pa.
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"BOCK" BEER.
How the Beverage Is Brewed end Pre
pared For the Trade.
"Bock" beer is the keynote of history
of beer brewing as it is understood by
the people of this day. It iB generally
supposed that beer is of distinctively
German origin, whereas it ia a fact that
beer was brewed by the men of many
nationalities in many parts of the world
centuries before the Christian era. The
Egyptians, the Greeks, the Romans,
made beer from corn and barley in those
ancient times. The lager beer of the
Germans was a Bavarian product and
"bock" beer originated in Bavaria.
We have beard a number of stories as
to the origin of the term "bock" beer,
and while they all vary as to detail, they
are as a rnle correct. When beer was
first brewed in Bavaria and for a long
time afterward in that and all other
parts of the world, ioe formed no part
in the manufacture, though it was very
necessary that it should be fermented
and stored in a cold temperature. As ice
was not relied upon to make this cold
air and as artificial refrigeration was not
dreamed of, brewing was done only in
cold weather, and the beer was stored in
chill vanlts underground. Here it was
left to age until some time in spring,
say the latter part of April or the begin
ning of May, when the vaults were
thrown open and the thirsty pnblio was
regaled with a pure, wholesome draft of
the foamy beverage. And as the first
issue from these vanlts was stronger and
liable to go to the head, the people were
said to be "booked;" hence the name.
Another version of the story is that
when the vaults were thrown open, a
bnck jumped out and that gave rise to
the name and also to the widely adver
tised "William" goat who adorns the
"bock" beer signs of the present day.
But "bock" beer season is a time Of
sentiment to the Germans, and other
people have imbibed the sentiment with
the dark and heavy drink. They want
"bock" beer at the proper time and
they will drink it then and enjoy it.
Wine and Spirit Journal.
JOSEPHINE'S EXTRAVAGANCE.
Even the Emperor Napoleon Was Both
ered by Dressmakers' Bills.
Throughout the late summer and au
tumn of 1807 the imperial court was
more stately than ever before. The old
nobility became assiduous in their at
tendance, and, as one of the empress' la
dies in waiting is said to have remarked,
the court "received good company."
On his return Napoleon bad found Jose
phine's extravagance to be as unbound
ed as ever, but he could not well com
plain, because, although for the most
part frugal himself, he had this time
encouraged lavishnesa in his family.
Still, it was not agreeable to have dress
makers' bills' flung into his carriage
when driving in state with his consort,
nd on one occasion he sent an . unprin
cipled but clever milliner to the prison
of Bicetre for having disobeyed his or
ders in furnishing her wares to the em
press at exorbitant prices. The person
was so indispensable to the court ladies,
however, that they crowded her cell,
and she was soon released.
At St. Cloud, Malmuison, the Tuile-
ries and Fontaineblean the social vices
of courts began to appear, but they were
sternly repressed, especially high play,
By way of contrast, the city of Paris
was at that very moment debauched by
a profusion of gambling hells and
houses of prostitution licensed at an
enormous figure by Fouche and produc
ing great revenues for the secret police.
The gorgeous state uniforms of the
marshals, the rich and elegant costumes
of the ladies, the bespangled and begilt
coats of the household, dancing, theat
ricals, concerts and excursions all
these elements should have combined to
create brilliancy and gayety in the im
perial circle, but they did not "Life
of Napoleon," by Professor Sloano, in
Century.
Dlmcnltles of Carnation Culture,
Lnck is not a reliable factor in the
difficult problem of carnation culture. It
demands exhaustive knowledge of the
habits, requirements and diseases of the
plant, unceasing watchfulness and uure
mitting labor the year through. Even
when all is done that seems possible to
merit success, the grower is liable to the
exasperation of finding that particular
varieties, upon which be may have based
his most sanguine expectations, obsti
nately refuse to flourish under his care.
Almost every carnation culturist knows
varieties that he "simply cannot raise
and neither he, nor anybody else, can
tell the reason why. Of course, there
must be something lacking, in soil, wa
ter, air or treatment, which they re
quire, but it seems as if they were ca
pable of taking offense at him, or his
surroundings, and preferring death, or
at least nnproductive life, to endurance
of the association. Scribner'i.
Willing to Oblige.
Ex-Senator Sawyer was quoted in
Washington as saying r "When tbey ask
me if I want to be a delegate, I tell
them 'No, I don't care anything about
it, that I have been to a good many
conventions ; that I am pretty near 80
years old, and that if any of the boys
want to go in my place I am perfectly
willing to have 'em. At the same time,
j if they want to make me a delegate I'll
I accept I've got nothing else to do, but
I'm too old to have any ambition, and
hereafter will do anything that is want'
I ed of me, but no more. "
This is a very sensible and moderate
observation. But it applies to all sorts
of jobs, inoluding United States senator.
La Crosse (Wis. ) Chronicle.
Mew Idea In Railway Tracks.
The annoyance of wheels slipping on
tracks, especially in up grades, and the
tremendous resistance experienced have
led to a new invention. The rail is pro
vided with an edge or rim covered with
cogs or teeth, and the wheel has simi
lar cogs which engage with them. These
cogs are set on diagonally, inclining
downward, and are less likely to accu
mulate dust and dirt. New York
Ledger.
GROVER GOES DUCKING.
Bnt This Time It Was In Secretary Hoke
Smith's Dining Room.
President Cleveland weut on another
docking trip the other night Mrs.
Cleveland accompanied him this time.
They left the White House at an early
hour and returned very late. It was en
joyed also by the entire cabinet, for ev
ery one of the president's advisers saw
him as he held a gun iu his baud and
watched three ducks floating on the wa
ter. The gun was about seveu inches
long, and the ducks were of papier
maohe.
The water was in an artificial lake
whioh had been built in the center of
Secretary Hoke Smith's dining room ta
ble and filled with not only ducks, but
amall live fish of the kind which the
president loves to catch. Beside the toy
gun there was at the president a plate a
miniature fishing rod in order that he
might enjoy himself if the ducks got
away. Everything was planned to make
him happy.
Usually cabinet dinners are very form
al affairs, but it was the secretary of
the interior's turn to give one tiiut
night, and Mr. and Mrs. Hoke Smith
decided to provide a few novelties. They
designed a sure enough lake, which wa's
10 feet long by 6 feet wide and several
inches deep. '
A florist built a grotto in the center
of 'Maryland rocks, covered it with
ferns and orchids and carried out the
humorous ideas of the secretary very
successfully. A 10 cent tin man-of-war
was anohored in front of the secretary
of the navy '8 plate. Penny cannons
frowned over breastworks of stones at
the secretary of war ; coils of red tape
were strung along in front of the secre
tary of state ; a girl with her eyes band
aged was sleeping off a dock opposite At
torney General Harmon. Secretary of
Agriculture Morton gazed on a little
wooden farmer pouring seeds down a
hole in the rocks instead of into con
gressmen's districts. Postmaster Gen
eral Wilson confronted a mermaid who
seemed to want to deliver a letter from
the deep. Little gold dollars studded
an old Kentucky home in. the cliffs
which Secretary Carlisle faced. Over
all blazed a huge Maltese cross with 45
electrio lights, emblematio of the 45
states. Pittsburg Dispatch.
A WICKED CITY.
Ministers Enrage the Sal ration Army to
Reform Areola, Ills.
The ministers of the various churches
in Areola, Ills., have declared their in
ability to bring about satisfactory re
ligious results. They claim the city is
growing worse daily and that immoral
ity is visible everywhere ; that hell boles
and dens of vice are ruining the major
ity of the young men. They further
claim that the churches are powerless to
remedy the situation, and have settled
on a new and novel method of action.
At a secret conference of the ministers
of the city it was decided to secure the
services of a Salvation Army band from
Indianapolis to assist in the work. The
duty of the Salvationists will be to make
a personal canvass of the steeped in sin
element and endeavor to lead them into
the path of righteousness.
The movement is indorsed by promi
nent church members, who believe much
good may be accomplished. Chicago
Times-Herald.
Conldn't Do It Himself.
A famous English physician, Sir
James Crichton Brown, has risen up as
an opponent of the higher education of
women. Two years ago, he says, he
met a high school girl who was reading
"Lucretius" for recreation, but she
failed lamentably when he asked her to
boil a potato. Quite possibly Sir James
would have been equally unfortunate
bad he been asked to boil the potato
himself, or, to cite a more masculine
employment, to hitch up his own horse.
It is impossible for one person, whether
man or woman, to acquire all the ac
complishments, but if a woman suc
ceeds with her higher education, as
many of them have succeeded, she can
afford to pay for having her potatoes
boiled. This is now so well understood
and conceded that the opposition to
woman's advancement is confined al
most exclusively to the ultra conserva
tives, of whom Sir James Crichton
Brown appears to be a type. Philadel
phia Ledger.
She Boilt s Church.
Mrs. Althra Hnltz of Artimns, Ky.,
has built a church through her own
efforts alone. A year ago she made up
her mind that a church was a need. She
asked help from the miners, but they
were poor to a man. Nothing daunted,
she set to work. She gathered berries,
tramped across the mountains and sold
them. She raised a pig and a calf and
donated them both. In every way in
her power she toiled for the good end.
Last fall she begged of the miners again,
but this time for work. She met with a
ready response. A tract of land was
bequeathed. Lumber was given. The
little store of savings did the rest. The
church is now under roof. Little more
has been done, bnt it is a church which
one day will be complete, and Mrs.
Hnltz has her reward,
Mrs. Cleveland.
In evening dress Mrs. Cleveland is
the handsomest woman today in Wash
ington. She has a beautiful neck and
well rounded shoulders, and with the
sparkle of her jewels makes a picture
of a White House mistress whioh is
simply regal. Her smile is contagious,
for her manners are always agreeably
graoions.
Mrs. Cleveland is seen on the street
occasionally, walking in the mornings
or driving around among the shops. She
is the most devoted of mothers, and is
never away from the ohildren at night
This has done away with the little shop
ping jaunts to New York which used to
give her so much pleasure during her
first residence here. New York Times.
Her Title.
If that Wyoming woman Is nominated and
elected, will she be the governor or governess
of that state! Atlanta Constitution.
We are afraid she will be governor.
As the case stands now, when a woman
is chosen to preside over a meeting of
women, she is called the "chairman"
and is addressed as Mrs. Chairman of
tener than otherwise. New York Sun.
The attar of roses is obtained by ab
stracting from rose leaves the volatile
oil tbey contain and condensing it in
masses of cotton batting.
There are said to be 41 Boman Catho
lic peers in the British house of lords.
. SPORT UP TO DATE.
The final arrangements for the Yale
Princeton track games have just been
completed. It has been settled that the
games shall be held at the Yale field on
Saturday, May 16, and shall be accord
ing to the I. C. A. A. A. rules.
B. Zalamea, who holds the title of
amateur bicycle champion of South
America, was one of the passengers who
arrived the other morning in New York
on the steamer Allegany, from the
United States of Colombia.
There ia strong probability of a
friendly alliance between the governing
athletic bodies of England, Canada and
the United States. Secretary Sullivan
stated yesterday that the Canadian offi
cials think very highly of the proposed
alliance, and that the A. A. A. of Eng
land will consider the question at a
meeting next month. Steps are also be
ing taken toward an alliance between
the A. A. U. and the Y. M. C. A
The Yale Alumni Weekly states that
plans are being made by prominent
Yale alumni and the New York Ath
letic club for a general football confer
ence of eastern colleges. It is thought
that if successful this scheme will re
sult in a Yale-Harvard reconciliation,
as Harvard has been invited, and will
probably participate in the conference.
The proposed conference has the cordial
support of the student body at Yale.
Sunday Letters In Belgium.
The Belgian authorities, it seems, are
anxious to save the postofflce as niuoh
trouble as possible in the matter of de
livering letters on Sunday. For this rea
son every postage stamp is issued with
a little perforated supplement inscribed
with the legend, "Ni pas livrer le di
manche 1" Those who are anxious to
have their letters delivered on the sev
enth aa on the other six days of the week
tear this off, while those whose com
munications aro not of any special im
portance leave it on.
The new woman has arisen in China.
At Shuntun the daughter of a magis
trate acts as his treasurer, and the dis
trict is startled at the fact that he has
made 50,000 taels since she began to
"finance" his affairs, six months ago.
There is, after all, but one reliable
way to Increase your Income, and that
Is to reduce your expenses.
EDEN'S FLOWERS AND THORNS.
In this beautiml season of flowering
green, when the air is balmy and the sun
light golden, it seems a pity that anything
should enter into this Eden of ours to mar
its pleasures and blight in joy, but so it is
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even doubtful if all of life were a scene of
pleasure whether we could possibly i
iov it. The birds oome and sing, and the
birds sing and go. Rheumatism comes
also. It oome from exposure to the damp
ness of the nights and mornings, to the
sudden change of temperature, and it cer
tainly goes, as cnousanas (now, Dy tne
prompt use ot bt. Jacobs uu, nmcn is a
complete and perfect cure. It is well,
therefore, while we enjoy all these season
able delights, not to be without this great
remedy lor pain, and to have it ready,
more because we are the more liable at this
season than any other to suffer from Buoh
attacks.
"What." asked the neonhvte. "Is the differ.
ence between wit and humor?'' The Cornfield
Philosopher dodged the question. ''I'll exem
plify," said he. "A wit is a humorist with dys
pepsia." THE KOCK OF GIBRALTAR
Is not steadier than a system liberated from the
shackles ol chills and fever, bilious remitteut
or dumb sgue by Hostetter's Btomach Bitters, a
perfect antidote to malarial poison In air or wa
ter. It is also an uuexamoled remedy for
bilious, rheumatlflor kidney complaint, dys
pepsia atiu nervousness, it improves appetite
ana sleep ana nsstens convalescence.
She This decimal system Is so simple I I
don't see whf tbev don't use our monuv in Eng
land. He They do, as fast aa they can get it
over.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is the best
or ail cough cures. Meorge VV. J,otz,
f aouoner, La., August zu, isuo.
BEWARE OF OINTMENTS FOR CA
TARRH THAT CONTAIN MERCURY,
As mercHry will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole system
when entering it through the mucous surfaces.
Such ai tides should never be used except ou
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is ten fold to the good yon
can possibly derive from tuem. Hall's Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., To
ledo, O., contains no mercury, and Is taken in
ternally, acting directly nuon the blood and
mucous surface! of the system. In buying Hall's
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is
taken Internally, and made In Toledo, Ohio, by
r. j. uneney a uo. Testimonials iree.
Bold by druggists, price 76c per bottle.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
FITS.-AUSls stopped tree by Dr. Kline's
Arfist Narva Restorer. No fits aflei the first
day's nse. Marvelous cores. Treatise and (LOO
trial do His tree to jru cases, nana to w. suine,
Ml Arch at., FhuadeipMa. Fa.
Tit Gibmia lor breakfast.
It is often difficult to convince peo
ple their Diooa is impure, until dread'
ful carbuncles, abscesses, boils, scrof
ula or salt rheum, are painful proof of
the fact. It is wisdom now, or when
ever there is any indication of
Dsn pure
blood, to take Hood's Sarsaparilla, and
prevent such eruptions and suffering.
"I had a dreadful carbuncle abscess,
red, fiery, fierce and sore. The doctor at
tended me over seven weeks. When the
abscess broke, the pains were terrible, and
I thought I should not live through it. I
heard and read so much about Hood's
Sarsaparilla, that I decided to take it, and
my husband, who was suffering with
bolls, took it also. It soon purified our
built me up and restored my health so
that, although the doctor said I would
not be able to work hard, I have since
done the work for 20 people. Hood's Sar
saparilla cured my husband of the boils,
and we regard it a wonderful medicine."
Mbs. Anna Peterson, Latimer, Kansas.
MoocK
Sarsaparilla
Is the One True Blood Purifier. All druggists. $L
ri:tl. cure liver Ills, easy to take,
flOOU S PHIS easy to operate. 26 cents.
SURE CURE for PILES
Itdhinc tnd Rllod, BLedluc or ProtrudiDl Piles rills it vsft to
ON. BO-SAN-KO'S PILI RIMIDV. lies-
T&f , sbwrba tuiltort. A po.111 ve curs. OTrculur wilt Tret. PrlfS
St. UruMLu until. Dli. IIOSAfikU, I'alle., Pa.
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MAYOR CHALLENGED.
A Schoolboy Asks Him to Enter Com
petitive Examination.
Mayor Patrick Jerome GJonson of
Long Island City has been challenged
to a competitive examination by oue of
the scholars of an Astoria school.
The challenger is Frank H. Ward, 1 1
years old, who lives at SOS Boyt ave
nue, Astoria. Be attends the Astoria
school, and wns among those who wait
ed upon trie big mayor the other dny,
skiug to have former Principal Martin
Joyce reinstated.
The mayor asked Ward to designate
the city's public buildings, and the boy
replied that the county jnil was one of
them. The mayor scored Ward and his
principal for this, and the youth went
away looking for redress.
The other afternoon he walked into
the city hall aud inquired for the mayor.
Glensou's private secretary, Philip J.
Coffey, told hiin that Ultuisou was get
ting rid of Newtown Creek nialuria
down at Lakewood, N. J.
"When he oomes in, give him this.
See?" the boy oonitnandcd.
The neatly written challenge was as
follows :
LonO Ihland Citv, Feb. 17.
To Ron. P. J. Gloason, Mayor of Long Island
City :
I, the undorsigned, propose to compote with
you In an examination upon the studies we
are now pursuing namely, arithmetic, geog
raphy, grammar, spelling and writing be
cause yon clurm that we cannot bound Long
Island City and that we begun designating the
publlo buildings In the city by naming tno
county jail. Respectfully yours.
FHAKK H. WAKO.
New York Sun.
TO GET THE PENNANT.
Cleveland end Pittsburg Have Plan to
Locate It West.
A conference was held reoently at
Pittsburg between Robinson and Tebcan
of the Cleveland Busoball club, aud Kerr
and Mack of the Pittsburgs, tlio out
come of which is said to be a pooling of
issues between the two clubs, looking to
the locating of the pennant for 1890 in
the west.
It was said at the meeting that the
east for years has had a combination,
the successful working of which has kept
that section a winner. To offset this, it
is now proposed by the two clubs men
tioned to pool thoir extra players, and
as the season progresses draw from the
surplus to strengthen either team, as
may be mutually agreed npou.
Whether this plan will be extended to
other western teams is not stated, but
the two principals believe that such a
combination will work so effectively
that the pennant will next land in the
west
A NOVEL PLAN.
How Mrs. Clay Raised n Dollar For the
Church.
Each member of the Springport
(Mich.) Christian Endeavor society
pledged herself to turn into the treasury
a dollar earned by herself, and Mrs.
Jennie Clay earned hers in a unique
way. Two tramps called at her house
and demanded food and lodging. She
went into a room, got nor husband's re
volver and ordered the tramps to throw
up their bands, which they did.
She then commanded them to march
and started them for the village lockup,
where they were caged for the night. In
the morning tbey were registered and
allowed to depart, Mrs. Clay giving
them breakfast. She then presented a
bill te the village oonncil, "To arresting
two tramps, 60 cents each, $1," and
that body, after a good deal of humorous
debate, allowed the bill. Chicago
Times-Herald.
WARMS THE CABLE SLOT.
Han With a New Kind of Job Arouses
Interest In Broadway.
A new vocation came into existence
last night with the cold weather. In the
future the man who adopts it will be
known as a slot warmer. The Metropol
itan Traction company put its first
slot warmer to work at 8 o'clock last
night, at Thirty-fifth streot and Broad
way, where the gripmen on the Broad
way railroad pick up the curve cable.
It was the slot warmer's duty to see
that the cable slot at the Thirty-fifth
street curve was kept clear of ice. Once
the slot had frozen over and caused a
block on the line.
The railroad managers decided that
such a thing should never occur again,
and the slot warmer was put to work.
Armed with a bag of cotton waste and
a can filled with kerosene oil he started
a bonfire along the up town track. The
fire was 25 feet Icvr, and burned con
tinnally over the cable slot.
From time to time the slot warmer
kept feeding the fire with fuel from his
bag of cotton waste and can of oil. Pe
destrians stood and watched his actions,
wondering what he was doing, and the
passengers in the cable cars left their
seats and stood up, just a little bit
frightened, when the oar dashed aronnd
the curve and over the flames. The slot
warmer said he had been employed to
keep the fire burning all night. New
York Sun.
TESLA IS RETICENT.
Has a New Invention, but Refuses to Tell
' About It.
The friends of Nicola Tesla, the elec
trical wizard, are saying be has develop
ed the i ray idea until he is now able
to pass solid through solids, and had
gone so far as to patent his inventions
before giving them to a wuiting world.
Tesla was asked about his new dis
coveries, fie would only say that he was
working quietly, and bad strong hopes
of developing something valuable. He
declared he was not through with his in
vestigations, and could make nothing
public. The idea of forcing solids
through solids badly expressed what he
was trying to do, unless ether was con
sidered a solid, whioh it was, scientifical
ly considered.
He exoused himself from talking fur
ther about his disooveries by saying it
bad ever been his practice to give the
public the news only after he had made
it known through a scientific society. It
was also reported that Tesla had suc
ceeded in photographing he human
brain through the skull. This the elec
trician denied with positivonesa New
York Journal.
Then They're Sorry.
The idea of leading an upright life
never occurs' to some people until they
strike a toboggan leading to prison.
Chicago Times-Herald.
And Tet It's Light Weight.
The new Coal trust beats them all for
bigness and cinch. Detroit Journal.
BE A WELL WOn AN.
Only One Remedy That Will Make You 8o
Paine's Celery Compound.
Why not be a well woman this
spring?
There are women whooannot tolorate
the smallest neglect about the bouse
who too often take no cure of their
health.
Tbey should use these precious Maroh
d iys for getting strong and well by
taking Paine's celery oompound the
greatest of all spring remedies.
Miss Elsie M. Brown of i Leeds St.,
Dorobester, Mass., whose pioture is
given above, wrote the 5th of this
month as follows:
"Four or five years ago, I suffered
with dreadful pains in my back (owing
to my kidneys), so niuoh so that night
after night I oould not olose my eyes,
aud what few hours sleep I did get, I
could be heard moaning and tossing,
showing that even in my sleep, I
suffered pain. At times I would have
more pain than usual over my loft
hip,aud when waking in the morning
it would be all 1 oould do to stretch
"Contains More Flesh Form
ing Matter Than Beef."
That is what an eminent physician
says of good cocoa. The Cocqp!
made by Walter Baker & Co., Ltd.,
Dorchester, Mass., is the best.
Sec that Imitations
Lived on What They Took.
There is oue thing which is not gen
erally known to the public that is,
Mosby and his men never reooivc d one
oent from the Confederate government
Each man provided hiuisolf with his
own uniform, horse and arms, and
boarded himself. The United States
government furnishod us with captured
horses, arms and ammunition, aud the
extra horses captured paid our board.
So, instead of receiving pity from the
Confederate government, wo turned
over to them horses, mules and arms. I
will mention one incident to show what
sn honorable aud oonsoieutious man
Colonel Mosby was. On the greenback
raid, when we captured $108,000, be
fore division was made of the money
130,000 was offered Colonel Mosby,
which he declined to receive. Nor did
he ever take anything for his own nse
that had been captured, Thomas Moss
In Washington Post.
Mr. Michael O. Mulhull calculates
that the United States can easily become
the home of .210,000,000 inhabitants
without any overcrowding. Think what
a presidential election will mean when
that number is reached! New York
Recorder.
orrisc or
BLACKWILL't DURHAM TOtACCO COMPANY.
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offered for limited time, so order
to-day. Yours very truly,
BLACKWELL'G DURHAM
TODACCO COMPANY.
' you hav any difficulty In proearincyoar
soap, cut out tills notice artd sand If with
year order to your wholesale dealer.
Vir' v-ry yp yy -
W I -lAsTJ A-
It the name of Woman's Friend. It Is
ful in relieving thn Wlranhaa lMl.nk..
which burden and shorten a woman's
women teetir
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be a drawing and trembling of the
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"After suffering for some time, a
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oompound. I can truthfully say that
after using four bottles I was cured;
not helped, but cured."
If you have any doubt at all these
spring days about your health it neu
ralgic twinges, kidney troubles, dlssy
spells, indigestion or heart palpitation
show tliomsolvei, don't wait for plainer
warnings. Make a clean sweep of all
these ailments from the system.
It is easiest to do this now, as spring
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are not palmed off on you.
"Save My
Child!"
is
the cry of
many an
agonized
mother
whose
little one
writhes in croup or whoop
ing cough. In such cases,
Dr. Acker's English Rem
edy proves a blessing and
a godsend. Mrs. M. A.
Burke, of 309 E. 105th St.,
New York, writes: "Dr.
Acker's English Remedy
cured my baby of bronchitis,
and also gave instant relief
in a severe case of croup.
I gratefully recommend it."
Three sizes, JSc.i 50c; $1. AU Drorrlits.
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N. P. N. U. No. 660-S. F. N. U. No. 727
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DURHAM, N. O.
Dear Sirs
You ar ntitled to recelvo
FREE from your wholesale dealer,
JWHITE STAR SOAP with ell
Blackwell'g Genuine
Durham Smoking
TobaCCO you buy. One bar
of nap Pro with each pound, i
whether 16 ox., 8 oz., a ox., or
oi., packafes,
We have notified every whole
sale dealer In the United State
that we will eupply them with soap
to give you FREE. Order a rood
aupply of OElWiflE DURHAM at
once, and Insist on getting your
. soap. One bar of Soap nrr with
ymc nnunil uaii k..w 9!T.
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IXI relief given woman by MOORE'S
nnif ormlr anemia.
and weakness
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