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Highest of all in Leavening Power ACIAITEEV PURE WHAT BECOMES OF OLD WHEELS? Onoa Troe and Stanch Friend Now Gone to Pieces. Have yrra ever wondered what has become of the thousands of old solid tire wheels that were in such universal use before pneumatics revolutionized things? A reporter pnt the question to a dealer the other day. "A few were converted into pneu matics and cushions and are still on the streets," he said, "and some were taken by the dealers as part payment on new machines, and are still stowed away in their shops, there being no sale for solid tires. The secondhand dealers and re pairers bought a great many of them up, dissected them, so to speak, and are now utilizing the parts in repair work.' The balls, hubs, spokes, axles, bolts and nnta are all useful, and at the last the old frames and rims can be broken up and sold as scrap iron. ' 'Some have gone to the oonntry, and Josh Hayseed may be seen complacently pedaling down to the mill for a bag of corn. Machinists use them for making models occasionally a pushcart will be seen mounted on two rusty old wheels, and even the boys on the street take the small wheels for the making of express wagons. And the balance, I suppose, you'll find stowed away in the cellars and wood sheds of their possessors. Once true and stanch friends, they are now of no nse in the world. Abandoned to cob webs and ashes, with no company but rats and mice, they dream away their few remaining days. Once again they stand in full suit of glittering nickel, admired, caressed and praised by all be holders. Again they are on the road, bearing their masters in safety dojwn long rough hills and through sand and mud. Once again they see the smooth, hard track respond to the efforts of the riders as they throw every ounce of ef fort into the last sprint, and hear the shouts of the excited crowds as they whiz across the tape. Abandoned and alone, eating out their hearts with rust, they gradually drop to pieces, too proud of their vanished prestige to give on thought of envy to the modern pneu matic" Washington Star. AN ANGEL IN DISGUISE. A Burglar Conferred a Favor by Opening ... a Safe. The proprietor of a large store on High street went to his place of busi ness at an unusually early hour the oth er morning. In fact, the sun had not yet risen when he turned the key in the door. On entering he was surprised to find a man trying to open the door of his safe. He stood and watched him for some time, apparently deeply interested in the proceedings, when finally the burglar swung open the door of the safe with delighted chuckle, but happening to turn he saw that he was discovered and became very much alarmed. He jumped up and was about to make his escape through a back window when the mer chant called to him : "Don't be in a hurry, my friend. Come back and sit down awhile and smoke a cigar while I straighten things up a bit, and then come home to break fast with me. You have done me a great favor." "Why, how's that?" asked the bur glar in great surprise. " Well, you see, I had the combination of the safe on a bit of paper, and last night I accidentally locked it in the safe and forgot how to w ork it I spent most of the night trying to get the thing open and came in early this morning to have another try at it." West Medford (Mass.) Windmill. For Wheelmen. A certain lawyer's face was a puzzle the other day as he pored over a pain phlet. Finally he broke out with : "What the deuce they call this The Law Bulletin for I can't see." His companion shouted with laughter. "It's The U A. W. Bulletin, yon jay !" he cried, and then he chortled in his glee. Worcester Gazette. Judge But what ifrr'-' C .msit i ," ' y&iff - . .A r w , iaThi "it Latin word sig nifying mind that is to say, what was his intention or temper or spirit? Witness Animus and mind, then, are the same thing? I don't think he ever had any, your honor. Boston Transcript PAIN- CULLER THE GBBAT Family Medicine of the Age. Taken Internally, It Cures Diarrhoea, Cramp, and Pain in the Stomach, Sore Throat, Sudden Colds, Coughs, &c, &c. Used Externally, It Cures Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, Sprains, Toothache, Pain in the Face, Neu ralgia, Rheumatism, Frosted Feet. No artlole ever attained to mob nnboandtt popalarltr.-iilMi Obnntr. ia artlole of; crnt merit and virtue. Ohm. Wonpareil. , We oan bear testimony to the efloacy of the Faio-Killer. We have teen Its magic effect, in soothing- the eeterset pain, and know it to be a good rtlole. Cincinnati JHipauA. A spaedr our. for pain no family should be Without It. Montr.al Tranteript. Nothing hae yet aurpeased the Fain-Killer, which ia the wort valuable family medioiae now In ute.TVmtw Oroan. Itnaaraaimeut; aaa meant of removing pain, ao medieine hai acquired a reputation equal to Ferry Davit' Pain-ltUler.-JViyor .) DM It la real!? a valuable medlotno it la need or any Phjaiolana ' TreHlttr. Beware of Imitations, but ml the -genuine J3 'S '' tC'V KM Latest U. S. Gov't Report THE FEDERAL CONSTITUTION. General Harrison Explain How It Wat Made by the People. Ex-President Harrison's paper in The Ladies' Home Journal of "This Conn try of Ours" series treats comprehen sively of the constitution and its appli cation and operation, defining the in strument, its scope and limitations clearly. "The word 'constitution,' " he writes, "as used among us implies a written instrument, but in England it is nsed to describe a governmental sys tem or organization made up of charters as the Magua Cbarta the general acts of parliament and a body of long established legal usages or customs. These are not compiled in any single in strument as with us, but are to be Sought in many places. "The common American usage In making a state constitution is to elect by a-popular vote delegates to a conven tion, whose duty it is to prepare a plan of government When the delegates have agreed and have properly certified the instrument, it is submitted to a di rect vote of the people, and each voter casts a ballot 'For the constitution' or 'Against the constitution.' If a majority vote for the constitution, it then be comes the paramount law of the state. The legislature does not make the con stitution; the constitution makes the legislature. The American idea is that constitutions proceed from the people in the exercise of their natural right of self government and can only be amended or superseded by the people. Whatever one legislature or congress enacts the next one may repeal, but neither can re. peal or infringe a constitutional provi sion. "The delegates to the convention that framed the constitution of the United States were not, however, chosen by a popular vote in the states, but by the lesislatures. Nor was the question of the adoption of the constitution submit ted in the states to a direct popular vote. There have been 15 amend meuts to the constitution adopted. Ten of these were proposed to the legisla tures of the states by the First congress and ratified. The other five amendments have in like manner been submitted by congress to the state legislatures for rat ification, conventions in the states not having been used in any case. It will be noticed also that the vote upon the adoption of the constitution and upon amendments thereto is by states, each state, without regard to its population having one vote. But while these provi sions make the popular control less di rect than is usual in the states and nec essarily recognize the states in the proc ess of making and amending the consti tution, the idea that constitutions pro ceed from the people is not lost. " A MESSAGE FROM THE GALE. Listening on the Ice Floe to the Boar ol the Coming; Storm. When the swell is heavy in the ice pack, it is often very difficult to ascer tain from which direction it comes, and just as difficult as it is, just so impor tant may it be that it should be found out rightly, as the safety of the ship might wholly depend upon correct judg ment as to this. When the huge ice masses begin to move and screw and press on the Bides of the vessel, rising and falling in a heavy swell, then there is only one escape namely, to work the vessel into the fields away from the side from which the gale blows. A mistake as to the direction of the running swell has often proved fatal, and the mistake is easily made. An old aretfo sealer told me how in hours of dread in the arctio icepack he had laid his ear down to the ice floe and listened to the roar of the coming swell that terrible message from the furious gale and bow he thus had discovered whence the gale was pressing and had been able to save the ship from destruc tion. I tried his method and found that it worked admirably. What is well worth noticing is that open water nearly always is to be found in the ice pack on one side of icebergs. The icebergs that we met were gepeeal1 I: ' :-' ' '' ""H ."-VmU. V" t-ylmnMltX ..w-a4 levartFKnbts, piling up the huge floes before their cold, glittering bows, but behind them they left an open sheet of water large enough for any ship. Now, there would of course be many dangers for a vessel tugged along in the ice pack by such a floating monster, but I believe nevertheless that this method might be instrumental in saving a ves sel from being crushed when the icefield is moving heavily. C. E. Borchgrevink in Century. Besonroes of Journalism. "I've got to have something to fltl out this column with, " said the foreman of the Spiketown Blizzard, poking his head into the editorial sanctum. "That's all there is about it. I've run in all the dead ads and all the catch, lines and slugged everything out till there isn't even a piece of wood reglet left in the office, and I'm short yet half a dozen lines or mote." Whereupon Editor Clugston sat down and wrote as follows: "Owing to the crowded state of our columns this week we are compelled to omit several inter esting communications now standing in type. Friends will please bear with us. Advertisers must be accommodated. Until the pressure oh our columns has eased up correspondents will please write briefly and confine themselves to simple statements of fact." Chicago Tribune. i He Noticed That. - Husband Really, I didn't notice the dresses. Mrs. Brown, though, wore bei gown en train. Wife It's a wonder yon notioed that much! Husband Couldn't help it Istepped on it. Chicago Record. Beady to Dicker. Qrinnen What are you going to take for that frightful cold you've got? Barrett I'll take anything you'll of fer. Do yon want it? Chicago Tribune. PARDONED HIS ASSAILANT. Remarkable Treatment of a Convict by Governor Bon Stewart. Governor Bob Stewart, who was the chief executive of Missouri once and aft erward United States senator from that state, had a strange career. During his gubernatorial inennibeucy he was one day looking through the penitentiary at Jefferson City when he saw among the convicts an aged man whom he recognised. On the following day he sent to the warden of the prison orders to have that mau brought to the executive mansion. When the man appeared, the govern or, calling bim by name, asketl him H he hadn't onco been the mate of a Mis souri river steamboat. The convict ad mitted that he had been, and then the following conversation ensued, the gov ernor beginning : "Do you remember at one time of having taken blankets away from a boy who was a stowaway on the boat and kicking him ashore?" "The circumstance doesn t recur to me now, but: doubtless i aid it a steamboat mate in those days had to be considerable of a brute. " "Yes, sir, and you filled the bill ad-. mirably. I was the boy you robbed and kicked ashore very near to this capital city, and thus I became enabled to give you yoqf, pardon. Here, sir, take it. Now, right about March out'of that door and off- these premises, and never let me see your brutal old face again. " The old convict walked away quite briskly for one of his age. A little while ago a senator told me that one day about the close of the war, or perhaps a little later, he was walk ing down Pennsylvania avenue in Wash ington with another senator when his companion abruptly called his attention to a rather distinguished looking man in a gang of laborers who were cleaning the streets, and I think he said under police surveillance. "Do you know who that man is?" the second senator asked. "No." "Well, that is ex-Governor and ex Senator Bob Stewart of Missouri. He was of a convivial nature,aud the coiiviv alities of Washington proved too much for him. " Chicago Times-Herald. European Capitate. The French statistician, M. Bertil lon, has compiled some interesting facts regarding the population of Paris and other great capitals. Only 80 per cent of its present population was born in Paris, and this percentage has remained practically the same for the last 80 years. The native population in St. Pe tersburg is 82 percent; 41 in Berlin, 45 in Vienna and, contrary to the gen eral opinion, 05 in Loudon the high est of all large cities. Of all Euro pean capitals Paris has the greatest number of foreigners, more than 181,000, exclusive of 47,000 natu ralized foreigners. Among these are 26,863 Germans, while in Berlin there are only 89? French. London has only 95,000 foreigners; St. Petersburg, 23,000; Vienna, 85,000, and Berlin, 18,000. In Paris the number of foreign ers increased between 1833 and 1891 from 47,000 to 181,000. In point of numbers there are more Belgians (45,000) in Paris than people of any otther foreign nationality; then come the Germans, 26,863; Swiss, 26,000; Italians, 21,000; English, 13,000; Lux embourgians, 13,000, and Russians, 9,000. Gray'a "Elegy" or "Stone Blver." During Rosecrans' campaign in Ten nessee the question arose as to whether he would rather be a poet or a victor. Mr. J. R. Gilmore relates the incident in. the Louisville Courier-Journal: On the following day I rode out with Rosecrans, General Garfield, then his chief of staff, several others officers and a squad of about 100 men to Grantlands, the birthplace and home of Miss Mur free, the well known author, but then occupied by General Sheridan as bis headquarters. As we entered the forest inclosing the town Garfield broke out with Lowell's poem, "I do believe in freedom 's cause, ' 1 bis words being echoed back from the great spreading (rees and set to the mu sio of 100 horses' heels. He had scarcely ended when General Rosecrans told how Zelile crop' up, quite unbeknown, And peeked in thru the winder, While there sot Huldy all alone 'Ith no one nigh to hinder. "What would you give to have writ ten that?" he asked as he finished the reoitatiou. "All theelrf X f'Jr",. fr'Q. aert what Wolfe said before his great victory?" "That he would rather have written Gray's 'Elegy' than take Quebec. Would yon have said that before Stone River?" He hesitated a moment, then answer ed, "No, for we need victories more than poems." Feasants' Superstitions, Now and then, not often, ghostly ap pearances or sounds are explained to the peasant's satisfaction. Thusin the comi ty of Durham "Gabriel's hounds" were for long, long years believed to shriek and howl through the air on dark nights and to forebode death to him who heard and saw them. But prosaic modern re search has proved them to be nothing but flocks of wild geese migrating south ward on the approach of winter and choosing dark nights for their journeys. Similarly the ghost of Irbydale, in the Lincolnshire wolds, a goblin who terri fied travelers at night with its heart rending cries, and who was said to be a witch who had been worried to death by dogs in a long past age, has been shown to be nothing but an owl. On the other hand, no true Cornishman will ever be induced to relinquish the be lief that tha spirit of King Arthur still haunts the ruins of Tintagel in the shape of a white chough, and assuredly the many English families who possess a white bird of omen, such as that which Mr. JohnOxeuham saw in " West ward, Hoi" oling firmly to the tradition if not to the belief in it. And so, ghosts or no ghosts, the posi tion is just the same at the end of the nineteenth century as at the end of the eighteenth all argument is against them, and if all belief is not for them a very great deal more is than people like to acknowledge. Chambers' Journal. New York, the greatest of our com mercial cities and the leading seaport, is also the greatest manufacturing state. GUNMAKER OF IL10N JEFFERSON M. CLOUGH REFUSES A TEMPTING OFFER. Hla Health lVu Too Poor to Permit Attention to Bualneaa A Great Suf ferer for Many Years, But He Haa Now Keoovered. From the Springfield, Mass., Tnlon. There isn't a gun manufacturer in the United States who does not know Jefferson M. Clough, and why? Be cause he has been intimately associated all his life with the development of the two best American rifles, the Rem ington and Winchester. For years he was superintendent of the E. Reming ton & Sons' great faotory at Iliou, N. Y. After leaving there he refused a tempting offer of the Chinese gov ernment to go to China to superintend their government factories and aooept ed instead the superintendenoy of the Winchester-Arms Co., at New Haven, at a salary of $7,500 a year. It was after this long term of aotive labor as a business man that he found himself incapacitated for further serv ice by the embargo which rheumatism had laid upon him and resigned his position more than two years ago, and returned to Belohertown, Mass., where he now lives and owns the Phelphs farm, a retired spot where he has five hundred aores of land. Being a man of means he did not spare the cost and was treated by lead lug physicians and by baths at oelebrat ed springs without receiving any bene fit worth notice. During the summer of 1893 and the winter of 1894 Mr. Clough was confined to his house in Belohertown, being unable to rise from his bed without assistance, and suffer ing continually with acute pains and with no taste or desire for food, nor was he able to obtain sufficient sleep. Early in the year 1894 Mr. Clough heard pf Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. He began taking these pills about the first of Maroh, 1894, and continued to do so until the first part of September following. The first effect noticed was a better appetite and he began to note more ability to help himself off the bed and to be better generally. Last August (1894) he was able to go alone to his summer resi dence and farm of 163 acres on Grena dier island, among the Thousand islands, in the river St. Lawrence, where from the highest land of his farm he oommands a view for thirteen miles down the river, and sixty of the Thousand islands can be seen. Instead of being confined to his bed Mr. Clough is now and has been for some time, able to be about the farm to direct the men employed there, and he is thankful for what Dr. Williams' Pink Pills have done for him. These pills are manufatured by the Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y., and are sold only in boxes bearing the firm's trade mark and wrapper, at 60 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50, and are never sold in bulk. They may be had of all drug gists or direct by mail from Dr. Will liams' Medicine Company. Some of onr clever lawyers are not clever at all when they are callad upon to give evidence. They can hack, and tear testimony to pieces, but when it devolves upoi; themselves to make state ments from the witness stand they are not "in it. " Proof of the truth of this assertion came out at a trial a day or two ago. One of our colebrated lawyers was called upon to testify. Instead of giving direct answers to his interrogator as he himself would insist on having a witness do his replies, or, father, statements, were entirely foreign to the line of his examination. He was repeat edly cautioned against this style of giv ing testimony, but the warnings might have been leveled at the statue in the courtroom for all the results that ac crued. Boston Traveller. THE GIFT OF A GOOD STOMACH Is one of the most beneficlent donations vouchsafed to us by nature. 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Oa North Clark rtrwt there is nil no dMtaker whew face bcarliiB are pe culiarly adapted to his buiuew.--tall, thin, with a countenance habitually thoughtful, almost melancholy, aud iu addition his shonltlors stoop, which aids iu riving him the air oi a muu wu burdwied with his own or other pwP' . lL!. .J t.. .... fill ilf. gorrows. not nenii" " """ , terior there liei a quiet nuinor, a grewsouie perhaps, but humor ueverthe- Thia nudertalter board at a noroi juas acroM the street, aud not wngaiuceaa he walked into the office one evening about dinner time be observed leaning against the end ot the uosu a ouuavoruus looking man whom his experienced eyes informed him was rapidly approaching the lust stages of oousumptiou. As he passod the desk he remurked iu an un dertone to the clerk, "I'll get that fel low pretty soon." Having finished his dinner, he return ed to the office, and Mating himself iu one of the chairs whore he could watch tbe door of Ills establishment he fell in to a dreamy mood. Perhaps it was mem- ' orics of younger days mude him senti mental. At all events he began hum ming some old ballads. The tune of the old song, "I'm Waiting, My Darling. For Thee," came to his uilud. He hum med it over aguiu and again, trying to recall the words. A muu seated in front of him seemed to be growing rostloss. Suddenly the words came to him, and In a lender tone he sang the flret mens ore, "I'm wultiug. my darling, for thee. " That was as far as he got. The man in front turned round it was the consumptive his bright eyes flashing as in husky but augry tones he suld, "I can tnke a joke as well as any man, but when an undertaker sits behind me and sings 'I'm Waiting, My Darling, For Thee,' it's altogether too much." The undertaker arose slowly, aud his face resumed lis mournful expression as he walked ont of the door and towara nis place of business. Chicago Times Her ald. Illaekle's Student Days. Ho wandered iu the Hun aud the Black forest, olud in wagoner's smock, mixing with the people especially the miners geologizing as he went, aud muklng intellectual pilgrimages to Wei mar aud Wurtzburg. At Oottingeu Ott frled Mnllor and Heereu, the historian, seem to have influenced him most. At Berlin, whither he next went, he stud ied under Schloiormacher and Neauilor, to the latter of whom he was much at tracted, and whose teaching appears to have had much to do with broadening views that were of themselves already stretching fur beyond their originally restricted confines. Neandor once startled his disciple by remarking, "You have some Jewish no tions iu' Scotland with regard to the ob servance of the Lord's duy." Bluckie, who still oouHidored that "Scottish the ology aud Christianity wore convertible terms," was staggered by the assertion that one of the most significant ob servances of Scottish religiousness was not Christian, but Jewish." But the fourtlr -eorurnauflniout was too deeply Imbedded iu Bluckie for him to be swayed by suoh reasoning. He contin ued to spend his Sundays after the Scotch fashion, and, says he, "I never had cause to regret my conscientiousness 'Whatsoever is not of faith is sin.'" Blackwood's Magazine. A Delicate Mechanical Feat. An expert tool juggler In one of tbe great English needle factories in a re cent test of skill performed one of the most delicute mechanical feats imagina ble. He took a common sewing needle of medium size (length 1 inches) and drilled a holo through its entire length from eye to point, the opening being Just large enough to admit of the pas sage of a very fine hair. Caution Is often mistaken for Inno cence. 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